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angelbaby-fics · 7 months

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I saw that u write for Daddy stucky x little x little Peter and it's si adorable 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Maybeeeee 🐝

Daddy stucky x little reader x little Peter where the reader is in babyspace like daipers and all the time sleepy and she just want to be in daddies arms but they need to go to the avenger tower and have a Meeting and another cg babysit the little one's but the baby reader dont understand why daddies aren’t there and just cries and petie try to comfort her and when daddies are back and daddy bucky picks her up she immediately stops crying and falls asleep and more fluff u can choose how petie would try to comfort her (he is like 6 or 7 in headspace)

Proud Of You

Word Count: 1.4k

Pairing: CG!Stucky x Little!Reader x Little!Peter (fem terms used for reader)

A/N: hello lovely anon! my requests are actually closed but………… i really liked this idea 😮 sooo i wrote it anyways!! i really really love big brother peter 🥺 and i tried to make this as fluffy as can be! enjoy 💕

It was the dreamiest afternoon, a heavy blanket of clouds pushing away the last sunrays of summer as autumn made itself known. As you napped in your crib, Peter and Bucky were enjoying a movie on tv, curled up on the big couch in the living room. Steve had left on an errand to the grocery store, suddenly inspired by the overcast weather to cook a cozy meal for his family. A scented candle on the shelf in the corner filled the room with warmth, and Bucky took deep breaths as he stroked Peter’s hair, filing away this perfect moment in his mind to look back on whenever he needed to remember just how safe his life was now. He tried to ignore the phone buzzing in his pocket, silently cursing whoever was trying to disturb his heaven, but when the notifications continued to flood in, he reluctantly answered the call.

Peter sat up as Bucky maneuvered to retrieve his phone, the sudden movement of his favorite pillow pulling the kiddo from the brink of an unplanned nap. Peter looked up at his Baba as he answered the phone, furrowing his brows as Bucky sighed. On the other end, Steve lightly chided his husband for not answering sooner, before letting him know that he was currently stranded at the store, the family car unresponsive in the parking lot. Bucky reassured Steve that he’d be right there, running a tired hand over his face as he hung up the phone and picked up the baby monitor that showed your nursery. The video showed you still fast asleep in your crib, pacifier half fallen out of your mouth. Mentally calculating the time it would take to reach the store and back, Bucky decided it wasn’t worth disturbing your nap for an errand that would hopefully be over before you even woke up to notice he was gone.

“What’s wrong, Baba?” Peter spoke up. There was anxiety in his voice, but not very much; he could tell it must not be an emergency if Bucky was so calm.

“Daddy’s car broke and I have to go pick him up from the store.” Bucky tried not to sound too annoyed.

“Can I come?” Peter asked eagerly, but Bucky shook his head.

“Not this time, pumpkin. I need you to be a big boy and take care of the house while I’m gone. Don’t answer the door for anyone and try not to wake up your sister, okay baby?”

Peter nodded enthusiastically, thrilled to be assigned a mission - even if that mission was just to stay put on the couch and not get into trouble.

With a kiss to the top of the spider boy’s head, Bucky was out the door, wanting more than anything to get this done as quickly as possible. Peter stared at the door for what felt like ages after it had closed behind his Baba, counting down the minutes until his return. And then he heard your cry from the baby monitor speaker.

Your precious slumber was interrupted, your peaceful dreams morphing into a heart stopping nightmare, almost as if you could sense your Baba’s absence and your Daddy’s distress. Tossing and turning, you ripped your way out of the cocoon of sleep, letting out a choked sob as you desperately tried to rejoin the waking world. You opened your eyes into the darkness, anxiously staring at your nursery door, almost mentally willing it to burst open and your daddies to come rushing in. But when the door finally did open, it was tentative, and the figure you saw illuminated by the hall light was not who you expected.

Peter rushed towards you as soon as he saw your desperate face. He reached through the bars of your crib to hold your hand as he reassured you were safe, big brother was here and he wasn’t gonna let anything hurt you. But it was no use, you just kept thrashing and crying out.

“Daddy! Baba!!” You wailed, needing more than anything just to be wrapped in their big strong arms, protected from anything and everything that could come your way.

Peter crouched down so his face was level with yours, wanting more than anything just to comfort you.

“Daddies aren’t here right now, but it’s okay, I got you!” Peter reassured you, and although you stopped fighting and let your body calm down, your tears still didn’t stop.

“Baba…” You sobbed, your chest heaving up and down with nervous breaths.

“Can I get you out of your crib?” Peter asked, his hand already on the latch.

You nodded and Peter let down the bars of the crib, helping you down onto the carpeted floor. He held your hand all the way as he led you back to the living room, his protective heart breaking as he heard you sob behind him. He brought you to the couch and helped you onto it, making sure you were comfy and stable, knowing you were particularly small at the moment. Peter wrapped you in a plush throw blanket and grabbed the nearest stuffed animal, tucking it into the blanket with you.

“I gotta go to the kitchen, okay?” He asked, and your eyes widened. “Don’t worry, though, I’ll be right back!”

You watched him all the while he zoomed around the corner into the kitchen, never leaving your line of sight as he ran to the fridge and pulled out a premade bottle. Taking the lid off, he put it in the microwave for less than a minute, just enough to bring it around room temperature, and as an added courtesy, he even made sure to open the microwave door before it could beep too loudly.

Just as quickly as he’d rushed into the kitchen, Peter was right back by your side, climbing up onto the couch to join you. He wrapped an arm around your blanketed body, leaning you into him as he brought the lukewarm bottle to your lips. With tears still in your eyes, you drank. The warm milk filling your belly brought your mind into focus, and your breathing steadied with each sip. With the hand that wasn’t already clutched around your stuffie, you reached out to Peter, gripping his pointer finger with your whole hand. The more you calmed down, the more your brother did as well, now confident in his ability to take care of you. You weren’t even halfway through with the bottle when you heard a familiar key in the front door lock.

Your milk drunk eyes flew open, laser focused on the door as it opened to reveal your two favorite people in the whole world. Peter dropped the bottle, but you’d already forgotten about your post-nap snack, your only care in the world was getting into your daddies’ arms as quickly as possible. Your arms reached out, fingers flexing out at Steve and Bucky, desperate for them to finish bringing in the groceries, locking the door, taking off their shoes. It felt like it was taking forever.

“Well look who’s awake!” Steve’s eyes lit up at the sight of you, just about as eager as you were to have you in his arms. He relieved you from Peter’s lap, and you gripped his shirt up in your fists, burying your face into his neck and breathing in his comforting scent. Peter was left to look up at Bucky, studying his face to try and figure out what he was thinking.

“I’m sorry Baba.” He apologized preemptively, just in case Bucky was mad at your nap ending prematurely.

“Sorry about what, kiddo? You didn’t wake her up on purpose, did you?”

Peter shook his head rigorously, hoping to convey to his Baba that he’d never do that.

“Then you have nothing to be sorry for, okay baby boy? In fact, it looks like you did a pretty good job holding down the fort while we were gone. I’m so proud of you.” Bucky said, picking up Peter and joining you and Steve in the kitchen where the ingredients for that night’s special dinner were all spread out on the counter.

“Yea! Luv oo!” You chimed in, and Peter grinned the widest you’d ever seen him.

#little!reader #stucky x little!reader #agere fic #daddy!stucky x little!reader #bucky x little!reader #marvel agere #daddy!bucky #little!peter x little!reader #chloe's fic

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fanfic-lover-girl · 2 months

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Double Standards: Malfoys vs Potters Edition

It's interesting how people view the Malfoy vs Potter men. The Malfoys are often considered shallow while the Potters are lauded for befriending the "downtrodden".

James Potter befriended Remus Lupin, a disadvantaged werewolf. He and his friends became animagi for Lupin. That's great and all...but then why was Remus so hesitant to go against the status quo and speak out against the marauders - to do his job as prefect?

And James treated Wormtail like trash too.

‘How thick are you, Wormtail?’ said James impatiently. ‘You run round with a werewolf once a month –’

Nice to say that out loud where anyone can hear, Jamie.

‘Put that away, will you,’ said Sirius finally, as James made a fine catch and Wormtail let out a cheer, ‘before Wormtail wets himself with excitement.’ Wormtail turned slightly pink, but James grinned.

“Lily and James only made you Secret Keeper because I suggested it,” Black hissed, so venomously that Pettigrew took a step backwards. “I thought it was the perfect plan… a bluff… Voldemort would be sure to come after me, would never dream they’d use a weak, talentless thing like you… it must have been the finest moment of your miserable life, telling Voldemort you could hand him the Potters.”

You really don't get the vibe that Sirius or James held little Petie in high regard, do you?

It can't be more obvious that Sirus and James were top dogs and Peter and Remus were just add-ons.

As for Harry, where to start with him? He shows little empathy for other people and has a nasty habit of describing people in dehumanizing ways (eg. Aberforth, Salazar Slytherin, Marcus etc). He has probably described Tom Riddle, the guy who murdered his parents, as attractive more times than his own girlfriend Ginny. He latched on to Ron because of his family and honestly, Hermione feels like a pity friend at times. Harry hardly likes being around her without Ron. Harry has another nasty habit of giving his best friends the silent treatment until they come crawling back to him, even when he is in the wrong too (re firebolt for Hermione and Ron believing Harry entered his name in the goblet of fire).

‘Hullo,’ said the boy, ‘Hogwarts too?’ ‘Yes,’ said Harry. ‘My father’s next door buying my books and mother’s up the street looking at wands,’ said the boy. He had a bored, drawling voice. ‘Then I’m going to drag them off to look at racing brooms. I don’t see why first-years can’t have their own. I think I’ll bully father into getting me one and I’ll smuggle it in somehow.’

Yet, no one seems to give Lucius and Draco any credit. These people are supposed to be snobby, pureblood supremacists. Yet, even though Harry was dressed in decrepit muggle clothes, Draco still engaged him in conversation. Draco had no idea who Harry was, had no clue he was famous at the time, and still made several efforts to talk with him and continue the conversation even when Harry was cold and aloof.

And Severus Snape moved off to the other side of the Hall, away from Lily, to where the Slytherins were cheering him, to where Lucius Malfoy, a prefect badge gleaming upon his chest, patted Snape on the back as he sat down beside him …

Lucius knows 'Snape' is not a pureblood name. He could see Snape's clothes were probably old hand-me-downs. He knows Snape is way below his class. Yet, he still welcomes Snape warmly to Slytherin. What reason would he have to fake pleasantries with a poor half-blood? I doubt Slughorn or the other bigoted purebloods would care if Lucius left his seat in disgust at Snape's presence. Even as adults, it is indicated in the narrative multiple times that Lucius holds Snape in high esteem. Draco held Snape in high esteem too despite being a halfblood.

The same Snape that James Potter tormented for no good reason - because Snape existed. Instead of targetting the purebloods like Avery and Mulciber, James and his delinquent loser gang went after Snape, the poor half-blood. Harry literally did nothing as Snape lay dying in the same shack that Lupin almost killed him in two decades prior.

Harry describes Pansy as being pug-faced...yet Draco still dated her. Even though Crabbe turned on him, Draco still grieved for him afterwards. Compared to Harry who only dates the prettiest girls and body shames other girls if they don't meet his standard and only cares about people who do things for him, like him and are loyal to him. It's only when the people he dislikes die for him that he changes his tune and suddenly they become great people.

How can people say the Potters are less shallow than the Malfoys??Draco and Lucius will always be high-class elitists who believe in sticking with their 'own kind' but give credit where credit is due.

#anti harry james potter #anti james potter #petter pettigrew #remus lupin #harry potter series #draco malfoy #lucius malfoy #severus snape #anti marauders #harry potter #double standards #malfoys vs potters #severus snape deserved better #it's possible that lucius may have groomed snape too...but i'm not quite sure about this #pro draco malfoy #potters vs malfoys #this is my opinion #if you don't agree just leave me alone

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decadentpostnachos-evil-twin · 2 months

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This is why you can't have a discussion nowadays. People's narrative being "My opinion is the only opinion, Idc what you say you are wrong."

Bitch Honey, if you can't deal with someone else's opinion, maybe don't post shit in the internet for everyone to see.

You can't put up with morally dark characters who are actually morally dark and not trying to justify their actions.

Besides, the worst thing we actively see Eris do in all of the books is saying that Morrigan dresses like a slut and calling Cassian some slurs. Plus we know that he left Morrigan at the border without touching her (what was he supposed to do, take her to Beron? Srsly, use your brains people. Please.)

None of these things were nice.

But how does this in any way compare to slaughtering a whole village of people for revenge (Cassian)?

Or better yet, to leave a head on a spike in the garden of someone else for shits and giggles, be a ruler for centuries and yet not manage to stop women in your territory from being mutiliated, even though you call yourself the "most powerful High Lord to ever rule" or some shit. Or SA your apparent future wife, also just for fun because he could have left Feyre in the cell in acotar and no one would have given two shits except for Tamlin and Lucien who would have been worried for her. Stealing millenia old artifacts. Threatening to kill everyone who doesn't share your opinion, constantly and therefore jeopardizing an alliance against the main enemy. Keeping mass destruction weapons in your posession without telling anyone outside of your "family" about it. Misusing your wife and mate as a breeder and not even informing her about the fact that she will likely die in childbirth, instead leaving your sister in law to sacrifice the brunt of her own magic to safe her sister. Belittling a man dealing with heavy depression and PTSD for really no apparent reason other than your own petiness, telling him he should kill himself when he's at his lowest AFTER he saved your mates life, your life and essentially turned the tide in a war. And I could go on.

How are the narrative and part of the fandom able to find excuses for Rhysand's fucked up behaviour over and over and paint him the misunderstood hero, but Eris is evil incarnate because he did what again? Left Morrigan at the border, most likely knowing she would be found and taken care of (at the ripe age of...very much younger than her, too, mathematics say) and called Cassian a brute.

"Good to know that after five hundred years, you still dress like a slut." -Eris in acowar to Morrigan. This is him saying she dresses like a slut. Not calling her one.

I'm not trying to make excuses for Eris here. He's an asshole, I'm aware of it, and the absolute majority of his stans are aware of it. But that's about it. So if you make some post about "abusive men", and include Tamlin and Eris, then reflect on what fucked up shit your favs did. Because if saying someone dresses like a slut and leaving her lying around injured but untouched by you (when you have no responsibility for her state at all) is horrible and abusive, I'd like to know what you would call all the shit Rhysand pulled.

On the other hand, I'd like to say something about Neris shippers being racist, because I don't see how? I could honestly care less for how Cassian looks or his ethnicity, this is about him having literally no backbone and treating Nesta like shit throughout acosf when she was clearly not in a good place, mentally. If y'all wanna be degraded for having ugly trauma I can't help you. I liked Nessian in acowar, they had potential. But acosf? Nah.

#anti rhysand #anti rhys #eris vanserra #anti feysand #anti morrigan #anti cassian #neris #nesta archeron #pro tamlin

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babyhatesreality · 8 months

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Hi honey🍯🍯

May you can do daddy stucky x little reader x little Peter where the reader refuse to eat her meal bc she got called fat that day and when they are trying to feed her she cries and ran to her room and cries in the corner with her stuffy after a while petie goes to her and ask her why she won't eat and she tells between sobs that she's called fat today and don't wanna eat and he conforts her with cuddles and falls asleep after that petie tells daddies what happened after awhile she wakes up and daddy bucky hug her and tells how perfect she is and goes to dada Steve and petie and maybe they get her to eat (she isnt really fat)

Just much comfort and fluff 💖 it's actually on a true Story bc i get called fat often and sometimes I get Afraid to eat soo I just need some comfort about it

My darling honey bee <3 I'm so, so sorry that that happens to you. I have a lot of the same struggles myself, all the time. Let's get some Daddy Stucky comfort to deal with these mean thoughts, shall we? I'm tackling this as a head canon and writing away some of my own issues. I'm right there with you, babe.

From the moment you heard someone else at school talk about "that fat girl", your anxiety kicked into high gear. Didn't matter that they were talking about someone else- all you heard was the word "fat".

As you went through school and college, you were constantly aware of the pressure to "stay thin but not too thin" and kept hearing the phrase "you'd get a date if you lost some weight" in your head on repeat.

You developed some not-great eating habits as a result of the constant pressure and anxiety.

When Steve and Bucky came into your life, it was one of the things that you asked them to help you with- after much, MUCH lengthy discussion.

You'd held the secret for so long that telling anyone else your fears was incredibly nerve-wracking.

Your super soldier daddies took it on as their personal mission.

Steve was a stickler for healthy eating anyways, so this was right up his alley. He was always sensitive and caring about it, but his firmness and structure really helped you find your footing and start to enjoy and not just endure food.

Bucky was all about the healthy food too, but he also taught you that it was okay to indulge every now and then. The both of you had issues with feeling that you didn't deserve good things, so by splitting a cupcake every now and then, you two worked through that side by side.

Every now and then the insecurity would rear its ugly head, and you found yourself sobbing, curled in a ball, feeling like you were too fat and therefore in your mind so ugly that you'd lose everyone who ever loved you.

Steve and Bucky would just hold you in these moments, whispering to you all the good you were doing for your body, how healthy and beautiful you were, reminding you that it didn't matter what the world said about exterior beauty. THEY thought you were the most beautiful little baby they'd ever seen. They reminded you that you were loved and always would be, no matter if you gained or lost weight. You were perfect to them.

And over a long period of time, you began, very slowly, to hear what they were saying. They'd never lie to you. They love you, and always will.

#daddy!bucky #daddy!bucky x little!reader #daddy bucky #daddy bucky x little reader #daddy!steve #daddy!steve x little!reader #daddy steve #daddy steve x little reader #daddy steve rogers #daddy!steve rogers #daddy steve rogers x little reader #daddy!steve rogers x little #daddy stucky #daddy!stucky #daddy stucky x little reader #daddy!stucky x little!reader

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minggukieology · 1 year

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Happy FACE era and happy Jikook days to all!

I promise I'll write a few in depth reflections on the latest Jikook interactions and also will address 편지 in another post but I just wanted to get a few things off my chest so I wanted to post this first. (Sorry, this post will mostly include my reflections and no profound analysis so if you're not interested in my ramblings, you can skip this one)

*inserts these pics to catch your attention lol*

I guess I'll start off by this: I did make the conscious decision to lay off the petiness a few months ago though I can't help but think these few days (even weeks) happened for the sake of all the hateful trolls who have been making rounds even on here revelling in the fact both Jimin and Jungkook were mostly off-grid and Kook spotted having a social life, which somehow automatically discounted any possibility of him keeping in touch with/seeing anyone else for some reason.... but anyways... for the sake of keeping my karma clean let's move on.

Being an ARMY with a special fondness for 3J and Jikook I have to say my life is pretty easy, I just lay back and enjoy as their appearances happen and let things unfold without having to get angry or hateful. Mostly because my love for them doesn't hinge upon a never-ending need for validation for what has been a constant for the past 10+ years. And I hope by communicating and trying to explain more closely to you how especially Jimin and Jungkook interact, trying to help you bridge the language gap, I really hope you feel this sense of calmness as well. There is never anything to question, to fuss or argue about. (Not to stray too much off topic, but rest assured I deeply value and appreciate each and one of your replies and messages, despite the fact I am notoriously bad at replying to them 🫣)

Watching Jimin and Jungkook interact always feels like home, like you have been granted an insight into a familiar scene, with people that are so close they can't help but joke around or poke at each other yet at the same time can't hold back on their appreciation and softness for each other. (If you need a visual representation just take any moment Jimin talks about/with Jungkook and automatically gets all giggly and soft and Jungkook's last live where you could see the little goofball laughing at ex. the teasing scenes but at the same time couldn't hold back his starry eyed expression 🥹)

I have to admit though, I myself got proven wrong when I confidently posted about how they are both missing ARMY based on the Weverse interactions and then proceeded watching Jungkook turn on a live barely interacting with the comments (even remarking on the fact he isn't checking them yet people keep writing lol) just to watch over 1hr of Jimin content and admit to have been staying on top of all his promo releases...To then read Jimin's reply in which he left no room for debate. 국민 정말 미안해ㅠㅠㅠ

So what have we learned over the past few days?

Jimin and Jungkook are fine, in fact better than fine, and not seeing them in public proves absolutely jack sh*t (reverting back to a bit of my pettiness here)

Jungkook was involved with the album more than we could have ever imagined. (can't wait to talk more about 편지, I have to say not many songs have ever touched me as much as this one, for various reasons...)

Jungkook visited Jimin's rehearsal (and was really interested in watching him record for a music show too 🥺) and was also for that reason so confidently announcing that something "amazing beyond words" was coming before the teaser for Set me free pt. 2 dropped

As expected Jimin's latest schedules are recording/company-home-eat-sleep and repeat so he has barely any time left and Jungkook misses him a lot :(

Jungkook is as supportive and admiring of his hyung as ever- his words not mine (still a huge Serendipity stan though 🤭)

And once again highlighting: their communication feels very warm, friendly and familiar, there is no sign of them not knowing about each other or being distant

This was all I just had to write down before my head started spinning, I will be back with more of my nerdy language analysis posts, thanks for reading if you decided to! 😊

#jikook #민꾸기 #just my personal rambles #reflections

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silent-raven13 · 5 months

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Omega Miles

Petie from Earth 2010 playing with his daughter, May in the daycare center. He saw Mayday from Earth 616 and Gerald, Jess' son playing together. May went over to play with them. "Dad, I wanna play soccer!" The toddler saw the big kids playing video games.

"Okay, come on, sweetie. Come here." He saw his three year old wobbling over to get a ball to play. He sat on his knees being more feminine the way he sit.

Mayday being seven years old and Gerald six years old were busy playing with their Nintendo Switch, "Ohh, good one, Gerry." Mayday giggles.

The dark Auburn little girl caught interest from the big kids, she went over to look over. "Hi, May!" Gerald said to the little girl.

"Hi. Hi!" She happily smiles.

"Wanna play?" Gerald being the kindest boy around, always happy to share his things.

Mayday nodded, "Yeah! We got Mario?"

"Wats dat?" May asked being confused.

Petie said, "Sorry kiddos, May is too young for those games. It might be hard for her."

"We can show her, Mister Petie!" Mayday said.

"Oh yay! I wanna learn!" May went over to sit between the two big kids.

"Okay, but remember, she's only three. She's learning." Petie said being concern, yet saw how May being so happy.

"It's fine. Brat and Berserk aren't good, too." Gerald said.

"Who?" Petie look confused.

In the front of the daycare, the daycare Spider-man sat in front desk. Then the door slides open, "Oh, hello, Morales. Dropping off your kiddos, again?"

"Yes." The Spider-man pushes a carriage with his massive baby bags. "Three." He types into the tablet.

"Alrighty." The Daycare teacher nodded.

Petie looks over spotting a certain friend, then smiles. "Hey, Miles." He could smell the strong Omega's scent filled with protection and calmness. It's sweet and soothing.

The Omega smiles happily being spotted, "Oh hey, Petie! Awe, you finally brought May!" He went to the carriage to pull out three hyper toddlers, ahh yes, the triplets! They all have Spider-hero powers.

One triplet climb on Miles' shoulder while two being in each of his arms. "Finally, they can play together again."

"Oh hi, frens!" May's head pop up to spot her friends.

The triplets being so hyper to spot May. "Oh daddy, daddy! May is here. Hurry up, we wanna play!" One of the triplets being the only girl tug her dad's suit.

"Okay. Okay, Mariana." Miles said having to go over towards the other children. He finally settle his triplets down letting them run wild.

"Oh hi, May and Gerry!" The triplets went over to the big kids.

"Oh hi, guys!" Mayday and Gerald hugs them. The triplets are very cuddly and always friendly yet so hyper. They always love games and never seem to lose energy.

Miles finally sat down being able to relax, "Ugh, finally! I was so tired this morning. My hubby had to work early today."

"Same. My wifey had an important business meeting." Petie said, "But I feel like yours is more busier with those pups."

"Oh yeah, they fell asleep at three in the morning because they wanna tussle." Miles watches his pups playing with the other children. I'm so glad they have friends to play. It's hard for them to make friends, especially with their gift."

"I know, what you mean!" Petie chuckles. The two Omegas watches their pups playing around with the big kids.

Then being unaware of another guest, "Papá, I'm fine on my own!" The nine year old pouts by her dad, "I always come here."

"Mija, I worried for you. Last time, you got lost or wonder off." Miguel 928 said to his daughter while holding his daughter's backpack filled with all her items. "You may be a Spider-hero, but you still need to master your skills." He carries her with one arm being a protective father.

"Okay. Okay." Gabriella hugs her dad, "I promise I'll be safe!"

"Good, mi vida. Tu papá te amo mucho!" Miguel hugs his daughter being happy. "I only worry for you."

"I know." She giggles. Miguel sign in his daughter, being in a wonderful mood. The older Spider-man had his life changed when his Gabriella came back to him.

Gabi spotted Miles, "Oh it's Miles! He must've dropped off Billie. HI MILES!"

The Omega turns his head being confused by the little girl. Gabriella gasps, "Opps, that's not Miles?"

"Gabi that's Miles from Earth 2020, he's an Omega." Miguel casually said.

"What's an Omega?" Gabi asked being confused.

Miles 2020 got up from his spot, "Hello, Miguel. Is this your daughter?" He tilted his head being confused. Maybe he was out of the loop with the latest news around Spider Society.

"Hello, Morales. Yes, this is Gabriella." Miguel said with a sincere smile being happy to introduce his daughter to other Spider-heroes.

"Hi, I'm Gabriella from Earth TRN 1042! I am a Spider-woman!" She grins widely at the tall and very slim Miles. This one is so different. He's thinner, slimmer with wide hips probably from child bearing and such a lush skin that makes him look so soft. He's taller, too. There's like a soft pink glow on this Miles Morales.

"Ohh how nice! Hey, Gabi. I'm Miles. It's nice to meet you." He smiles sweetly.

Gabi smiles back at him, "Hi, you look so different from Miles 1016!"

"Oh, I do. That's the famous one... the one that prove you wrong, huh?" He turns to Miguel with a smirk on his face.

Miguel seems to never live that down especially with all these Miles variants teasing and joking about him. Or the way some Spider-heroes would giggle about canon events and joke in front of him. "Yes. Yes. He was right and I was wrong, so very wrong." At least he can suck it up and face it.

Petie giggles, "I bet. Which is good that you were wrong. Don't you think?" His eyes on Gabriella.

The little girl went into her bag to pull out her juice box to drink, Miguel stares lovingly at his beautiful daughter. "Yes, I'm glad." He kisses his daughter's cheek. "Mi vida!"

"Papá!" Gabriella giggles, having to hug her dad.

Miles 2020 smiles widely until he heard loud crashing. "Brat! Ohhhh, you gonna be in trouble!" Mayday shouted out loud.

"Shh, don't tell daddy!" Brat hushes her.

"I heard that! Mariana, what did you do?" Miles 2020 went back to the daycare room to find his daughter dropping a picture frame off the wall. "Mariana, I told you to behave or I will tell your papi about your behavior!"

"Nuuuuhhh! I'll be good. Don't tell him." She pouts being upset that she started to burst into her tears. "It's not fair! It's not fair!" Then her brothers started bursting into tears.

"Ugh, I swear. They only act like this when their dad isn't around." Miles 2020 pinch the bridge of his nose.

Miguel came in to find the triplet suddenly stopping when they felt his presence. Sometimes they wonder if he was an Alpha, his large size and mean look just spook them. "Thanks, Miguel." Miles 2020 pick up Mariana to comfort her. "it's not easy with triplets."

Gabi gasps at the triplets, "Wow, triplets! Are these yours, Miles?"

"Of course! They got their amazing looks from me!" Miles 2020 grins widely being smug about it. Mariana sniffles having to suck her thumb as her daddy comforts her.

"Who's the mommy?"

"I am?" Miles grins.

"Huh?" Gabi never looked so confused in her life.

Miguel clears his throat, "Gabriella, nana... Miles 2020 is from a world where there's a second gender. He can have babies."

"Saayyy what!" Gabi never thought that was a thing. Then again, this was the multi-verse, anything is possible.

"Gabi, I gave birth to May, too." Petie said. "Me and Miles 2020 are Omegas."

"Huh?" Gabriella felt like she was trying to do math in her head. There's that word again.

"Gabi, it's... their second gender. Petie y Miles are Omegas. Omegas can give birth to their Alphas." Miguel tries his best to explain to her about it.

Mayday saw how lost Gabi looked which made her laugh out loud. The two boys from the triplets were turning their heads at Mayday who fall over on the ground cracking up. Gerald merely mutters as he plays his game, "Just say yeah, and pretend you know what they mean. It's pretty confusing."

May said, "I'm an Alpha!"

"And girls can be Alphas?" Gabriella asked, "But? How can they have babies?"

"Mmm..." Miguel didn't want to explain sex to her yet. "From a stork."

"Huh?" Gabriella never felt so confused. She study human anatomy before but that as much as she went. She knew the basics of male and female sex, but second gender? Oh she's much too young to get it.

Petie giggles, "Gabi, it's okay if you don't get it. It's hard when your not in the Omegaverse."

"Tell me about it. I had to tell Ben Riley about it five times already." Miles 2020 said then planted a kiss on his daughter.

Miguel nodded, "Yeah, see."

"Okay... so that means Miles 1016 is an Omega?" Gabi asked.

"No, bebe. Only a few Spider-heroes are. You'll when you see them." Her dad tries to explain, it's just complicated.

Gabriella said, "I'm just gonna agree."

Miles 2020 giggles, "I bet." He set his daughter down, before going to clean up the mess she made. Mariana went over to Gabriella, "Hi, wanna be my fren!"

"How about I be your big sister!" Gabriella smirks widely seeing Mariana reminding her a lot like Billie 1016.

The little toddler's eyes gleam and gasp, "For real! YEAH!" She climbs on Gabi's back being excited, "I got a sista!"

"Mari be careful, Gabi is still young." Miles 2020 worries for Mariana being too rough with Gabriella.

"She can handle it, Morels. Don't worry." Miguel tries to assure the omega.

"Alright. Mari and the boys love horsing around. Ben got the marks on his leg to prove it." The dark skinned Omega hums.

Petie giggles, "They are all Alphas, huh?"

"I believe so."

Miguel whistled being surprised, "Three Alphas? isn't that a big thing?"

"Yeah!" The Omegas nodded.

Miles 2020 proudly said, "Alphas have more power so to see my babies being one, I can be at ease."

"Same. They will have an easier life." Petie nodded.

Miguel never thought it that way, then again, he always saw Omega Spider-heroes struggling during their heat. Or they need to be alone from missions because they are preparing for their nesting for their heat. It's all too complex. Yet, Miguel did try to help them as much as he can to provide a safe place for them.

Gabriella, Mayday and Gerald all were playing the triplets and May. They had a games for them to play. The adults didn't seem to want to leave seeing how their children were having fun with each other.

It brought smiles to their faces, especially Miguel. "Now, that's a face I can get us to, Miguelito!" Miles 2020 smiles being more handsy, which is his love language when he felt safe around a man that isn't an Omega. His hand got a hold of the large man's jawline and squish it, "You use to be so grumpy and now your a beautiful swan!"

Petie laughs, "He does look better now. No more sleepless moody Miggy."

Miguel rolled his eyes at the twenty seven year old Omega, "Morales. Parker... I never been any more happier." Her grins widely showing off his canine.

The Omegas blushes then giggles. "You're such a flirt, O'Hara." Miles 2020 playfully shove the large man, which Miguel didn't budge.

The older Spider-man chuckles with amusement, "What did you expect?"

"I was hoping a threat, not you being charming." Miles 2020 had his arm on Miguel's shoulder using him to lean on while talking. "You practically begging me to leave my hubby for you."

"Careful, now. You know, he's a jealous Alpha." Petie couldn't stop laughing.

"Please, you would never leave." Miguel snorted.

"You right, but you are handsome, O'Hara. I'm surprise you haven't dated anyone yet."

"I rather be single. Been through too much." Miguel casually said. "It's better that way."

"Well, if you need emotional physical touch- of course, platonic! We're here." Petie offers. Nothing like an Omega present to sooth down their friends.

"Yup. I don't mind hugging you, Miggy-poo." Miles 2020 jokes.

"I hate when you call me that." Miguel sighs.

The Omegas laughs at him again. "Miggy-poo! Miggy-Poo!" They teased.

Mayday looks over at the adults and said to Gabriella, "When are they leaving? I thought they had to work?"

"I dunno! I guess the chisme is good. My daddy loves good gossip." Gabriella whispers to Mayday and Gerald.

"Daddy needs to leave so we can run wild!" Mariana said as she plays with Gabriella. Her brothers nodded.

Yet, the adults never left. They spend the rest of the morning talking and watching their kids play. They sat by the seats having conversation about anything their life as parents and as Spider-men.

Soon one of the triplets rushes over to his daddy, "Daddy! Daddy! I'm hungry! Can we get food?"

"Oh gosh, what time is it?" Miles 2020 saw his watch being so confused, "Did we really spend all morning talking?"

"Looks like it." Petie said.

Miguel said, "Really? Hilo del la..." He stop himself from cursing then sighs, "I wanted to catch up on my paper work. Whatever, i'll figure it out." He looks at his watch seeing the time, "Gabriella, are you hungry?"

"Yeah." She munches on her bag of chip being so hungry for lunch. "I'm starving!" She shared her chips with Mayday and Gerald.

Mariana said, "I want chicken nuggets!"

"Oh me too! And-and a free toy!" May said out loud.

Miguel said, "We can go to the food court and get lunch together. Seeing how our children are enjoying each other presents."

Miles 2020 picked up his son, "Yeah, they are getting along very well. So you three can behave, huh?" He tease his baby boy.

His son giggles being bashful and hide his face into his daddy's neck. "No..."

"No? What do you mean no?" Miles 2020 chuckles at his baby.

"Hehehe." His son giggles.

"He's get it from his dad, Miles. You know that." Petie watched at the little boy being funny.

"Oh for sure!"

Then, Jess and Peter came to get their own kids. They greeted Petie and Miles 2020 seeing how their children were hanging out most of the morning. "Yeah, we can do lunch!" Peter said to his friends. "Right, May?"

"Yeah! I want food!" Mayday got up to head to her dad.

"Me too! Me too!" Gerald said to his mom."

"Okay. Okay. We'll all go to lunch." Jess said to her son. The group head out.

Miles 2020 had to use his web as a leash, they were excited to be free from daycare. One of the boys climb on Peter B. Parker, "Hey, easy, kid. Your pretty fast, huh?" He tries to catch the boy.

"Hehe!"

"They are pups." Petie giggles as he watched Mariana and her other brother walking about being so interested by the high advance hallway. His own daughter wanted to walk with the triplets to be part of the group. "May, don't walk too far from me."

"I won't!" May hums as she saw Mariana trying to rip the web from her.

"Mariana, stop it." Miles 2020 warned his daughter.

"I don't want dis!" Mariana frowns.

Jess said, "She's ready to tussle?"

"Always." Miles 2020 keeping a close eye on the ring leader of the triplets, "She's just like her dad and he always say no!"

Miguel said, "You need to invest into a well quality leash."

"Why? I did it with my web. Look at May! She's fine." Peter 616 said.

Petie grunts, "You have one kid. Miles got three!"

"And you can't even catch Aaron." Jess said to Peter seeing he failed to catch the crawling kid around his body.

"Well, it's because I'm not use to him! I need practice." Peter said trying to get the boy.

Mayday laughs, "Daddy's funny."

"Mommy that's not Aaron. That's Karl!" Gerald said, "Aaron is over there."

Jess looks at the two boys being confused, "Wait, I thought Aaron got green eyes?"

"No, that's Karl." Miles 2020 said, "Aaron has my eye color."

Aaron hugs his daddy's leg while sucking his thumb. "Daddy, up!"

"Okay baby." Miles 2020 lifts his son, then felt his spider sense tingling, he looks over at Mariana biting through the web on her back, "Mariana! Don't bite that?" He went to pick her up with his other arm, "Ugh. Young lady, you don't know what's that web made of!"

"But I wanna be free, daddy!" Mariana scowls having to wiggle around.

"No, you will run off and will never find me again!" Miles 2020 scold her.

"No! I am safe!" She pouts.

May went over to Mayday and said, "Mayday, you gonna get chicken nuggets?"

"Yeah, what about you?"

"Um... Um... I dunno!" May said. "Maybe... sandwich."

"Gabi, what are you getting?" Gerald asked Gabriella.

"Hmm, maybe chicken sandwich or- or Empanadas!" She answered.

Miguel saw Miles 2020 saw the way Mariana moving around. "Here, I'll hold them."

"Oh thank you, Mig!" Miles 2020 handed his two children, "My back is hurting a bit." The two children happily got on Miguel. They felt so small compare to him with their tiny bodies they started climbing all over him.

"Hahaha, it's like a mountain, daddy!" Mariana giggles.

Miguel let them crawl all over him, he's use to this. Jess grins widely, "Your doing great papa bear."

"Hahaha, that's a cute name for Miguel. Papa bear!" Petie said out loud.

Miles 2020 chuckles, "Papa bear are you able to handle my pups?"

"Yes..." Miguel 928 slowly said.

The group wasn't aware of the slim young teenager coming down the same hallway they stood. She stop herself spotting a young man that's similar to her brother! Big brown eyes widen as if she felt as time had stop. Her voice gone for the moment, removing her mask to get a better look. "Miles?" She asked out loud.

The other man didn't hear her. "MILES!" The whole group stopped being startled by the shout, who was that? They all froze even the triplets.

#punkflower #miles morales #hobie brown #spiderman #across the spider verse #spider verse #flowerpunk #fanfic #spiderverse

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jell0buss-37 · 10 months

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hiiiii i am absolutely in LOOOVEEEE with your fics<3333

i wanted to request something for peter b parker x fem!reader where it’s just a day in their life (domestic fic basically :3) like the reader owns a flower shop so she gets dressed in the morning so she can open it all while peter is watching her from the bed and talking about all the plans she has for today (and maybe telling her why she can’t stay for awhile in bed with him🤭🤭) then maybe once she’s at the shop, peter stops by to talk to her and leaves her lunch so she isn’t hungry :33

AND maybe possibly peter helping an old lady pick out some flowers and reader being surprised he knows what flowers go with what LMAO

i hope this makes sense and i would love to see what you do with this<33333

have an amazing day/night 🤍

This is so cute 🥺 and thank you!! I hope you like it. I got to use my flower language!

A day with Peter B!

He's most likely coming in from a long night of being spiderman, slipping out of his suit and under the covers next to you around 6 in the morning

You usually wake up around that same time, and aren't usually in bed at the same time as him, usually just walking out as he walks in

But it's a Sunday

And so you both cuddle in the early hours of the day, quiet mumbles passed between you two

Because it was Sunday, you opened your flower shop at 10 instead of 7 in the morning

You had sat up in bed at about 8, his arms around your waist and his head nestled into your stomach, your legs on either side of him, running your fingers through his hair, as he sighs in content

These were his favorite moments

He's dozing off, completely at peace, when you have to get up and start getting ready

He tightens his arms around you, a sound of protest leaving his lips

"Gimme like... 5 more days." "Pete, I have to make breakfast at least."

You end up having to get a muffin at a coffee shop near your flower shop

By around 12:30, he stops by to do his daily visit

"You never gave me my goodbye kiss :(" "Petie, you had your head under the pillows. I had to kiss your shoulder." "It's not the same :((("

He brings you some of his brownies that he had made at around 11 when he woke up that day before heading to see you

You two sit in the back office as he tells you about how his night went

He also brought the leftovers from last night that you had set aside for him

"This was my third plate. Your lasagna always hits the spot honey!"

In turn you tell him about your day so far, and he listens intently. No matter how wild his life as a hero is, he always finds your life interesting

You guys actually met when he was stopping these robbers from breaking into your store. You had been in the back, a baseball bat by your side, shaking

You almost hit him, but he dodged it and helped calm you down

He thought you were really headstrong, and stopped by the next day

He actually was too scared to talk to you, his confidence leaving him every time you'd smile

It took him a week to properly start talking to you

And you've been inseparable since

You guys finish your little lunch at around 1:30

On his way out, he quickly picks out a bouquet and hands it to what looked like a new couple

"Get her some red tulips and red roses. It means I love you newly in flower talk."

He absolutely loves whenever you'd ramble on about different flowers and what they meant

You were always so passionate whenever you spoke about them

And it made you blush whenever you catch him staring at you with such a lovesick look in his eyes

And so you couldn't help but smile whenever he'd help out your customers

He leaned over the counter, planting a big ol kiss to your lips, grabbing your face between his hands

"Big Smooch!" He'd say before doing it

"There's more where that came from ;)"

It always left you flustered, even after he'd flash that goofy grin and flutter his eyelashes at you, almost skipping out the door and on his way back to your guys' apartment

He usually goes back to take his evening nap before you came home to wake him up and have dinner with him before he went to work as the vigilante on Sundays

But when you get off of work at 7:00, you're surprised to see him waiting outside your door, wearing a suit and holding one of your favorite dresses, along with some of your shoes and some of your makeup

"Get ready, doll face. I'm taking you out tonight, and taking the night off to romance your ass."

You roll your eyes, before getting changed in your office, dressing up nicely for him

"Okay pretty lady, hang on tight!"

He swings you two over to a nice restaurant

You guys enjoy a night of laughter and good food, drinking wine and having a lovely date at 8:30

By 9:30 or 10, it didn't really matter, you guys were back in your living room, dancing to a song neither of you cared to learn the name of

You'd start out fast dancing, honestly just stumbling and shuffling around eachother

Then eventually he'd hold you in his arms, your head on his shoulder, his hand holding yours over his heart, the other wrapped safely around your waist. Ever the gentleman

Eventually you'd doze off, and he'd carry you to bed and watch you as you rest peacefully, his heart racing as he watches you

By 11:30, you both are out like a light, in each other's arms and dreaming of more days like this

#peter benjamin parker #peter b parker #peter b parker x reader #spiderman #spiderman x reader #spiderman x you #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman into the spiderverse #headcannons

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breitzbachbea · 2 months

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France is so beautiful to hide the ugliness inside. honhonhon It's a pety bitch and we love him

Motherfucker made a deal with the devil for sure ... Though now I am wondering if that is a thing in French culture/folklore, like, do we have some prominent devil deal story over there? Getting sidetracked.

But YES, we love him for being petty! He is capable of both being a genuine romantic and kind soul and also the MOST MASSIVE BITCH EVER who wants to see the world BURN for his entertainment and ego. Love that for him. I mean, look at this poll for my latest AU FrUK subplot. Card-carrying messy bitch who lives for drama.

But I will seriously say that he is not uniquely ugly on the inside, most Hetalia characters (and indeed most characters period) are super sucky in some ways and genuinely cool people in others. I am as francophobic as the next person, but his beauty is not hiding more uglyness than Turkey's or Spain's beauty - or any of the Nordic's or Russia's or China's, depends on who is your type.

I mean, in the AU scenario I linked alone, there are like. At least three major cases of Everyone Sucks Here. Yes, François' prioritizing drama over his best friend's future, bc all the pettyness got her basically fiancé to sleep with someone for blackmail and he is not doing shit to stop HIS future husband from making another friend's life hell for the petty bullshit. But Gavin MacAllister being hellbent on not letting François marry an Englishman that Fran clearly doesn't seem to abhor, seems determined to have a fun marriage with, is also just. Ugly as fuck behaviour-wise. And Arthur trying to make everyone else pay more than hell for bothering him... Honestly, if he hadn't pissed off Gavin and my Irish boys before François based on snobbish reasons, Arthur would be the least of an asshole, because Gavin's being an entitled prick and François is encouraging it. He is not uniquely terrible, really not, so ... not that much beauty required, really. Hima just hates me specifically by making a Frenchman this heavenly handsome.

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Today I was going to work and an old woman stopped me in the middle of the street and asked me if I could help her. I was running late but oh well... She told me she was going to get surgery in a couple of days and the hospital sent her a message, but she didn't know how to open it... So I was like, oh! No problem!!! I can read it for you!

But then she gave me a FLIP PHONE!!! I grew up with those (ffs I even had one of those indestructible Nokias) but I absolutely forgot how to use it. My stupid brain even made me touch the screen for a second and immediately thought "wait no, this is not going to work".

I was able to finally open it, but I felt stupid.

#Peti's life #Flip phones

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starsheild · 11 months

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My New Life- Day 7

Today marks the first week of my new life in my new home with my new hooman.

My hooman says I am adjusting so well, and going so good for only having been here a week.

We went to the vet this morning, and it was a little scary because they held me down while they took the stitches out from my surgery. But after it was all over they gave me pets and told me how much of a good girl I was and how pretty I am, so it wasn't quite so bad.

My hooman and I are still learning each other, but things are getting better every day. I am learning that I am supposed to wait to go through the door until she does (or tells me to!), and I think I have finally managed to convey the fact that I do not like chicken. Beef or peanut butter please.

#ms petunia peti #the life of a dog #rescue pet

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isaksbestpillow · 2 months

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List 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people who liked/reblogged something from you. Get to know your followers and mutuals!

Hello!

Dogs

I'm not the most interesting person at the moment, but these dogs are always interested in my company and I love them so much!!! These are random pics I send to my brother today.

2. My house

My beautiful house, even though I can't go there right now. My house is such a wonderful place and I'm so proud of it!! I can't wait to get better and go back home, though my pain psychologist says to be prepared for complicated feelings because my house is where I experienced the worst moments of my life last year.

3. Dienogest

I take this for endometriosis. I feel like it has been helping me a bit, so it's giving me hope for now and I haven't had much hope in the past year. I actually hesitated on writing this in case things get worse because of it, but my pain psychologist says I can't control things like that. Pessimisti ei pety, a pessimist won't be disappointed, is a saying in Finland but I'm trying to unlearn it at least a little bit.

4. NHK on demand

My spouse subscribed to this last month and I'm really excited to watch all the taiga dramas I've missed!

5. Languages

Maybe this year I'll finally start studying Korean seriously.

#asks

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angelbaby-fics · 2 months

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hi Chloe!! I was thinking about daddies and Petie again and I have a question! how did daddies decide to get another baby and how did they tell Petie? I love your writing so much I hope you’re having a really good day!!

~pahtoosh

oohhh thats a really interesting question and honestly i haven't really thought about it before!! in real life, my younger sibling and i are so close in age that i don't actually even remember what it was like!!

i like to think that peter was very excited about the whole thing!! he's always been very eager to do more and be a valuable member of the team (great power & great responsibility & all that) and i think that totally applies to his place in the family as well! i think steve & bucky would describe it as taking on a new mission where peter now has a VERY important new role! i can also imagine that peter would be a bit frustrated by it all at first too, though, being a little too excited & already wanting to play with you before you even get settled 😅

as for daddies..... ahh my heart feels full thinking about this hehe 💕 both steve and bucky knew peter already through the avengers team, and adopting him into their little family was so easy, it all basically fell into place! so i think it took them a lot of time & thought before they added another member to the family. steve was all for it, bucky took a bit more convincing, but after seeing how well they were doing with peter and how happy they all were together, it just made sense to add a new player to the game 💕

#ily!!!! 💕#thank you for sending this it was super interesting to think about!!

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kencoded-kengirl · 10 months

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ULTIMATE SWIFTIECESSION MASTERPOST

does kendall roy listen to taylor swift? was willa ferreyra actually sighted at the eras tour? why did stewy hosseini post “STREAM SPEAK NOW TAYLOR’S VERSION” on his instagram story last night? these are all questions that have haunted the minds of succession fans since the show’s creation. you might not know who the biggest swiftie in succession is, but that’s okay, because i do. jesse armstrong informed me personally, and i will now relay this vital information to all of you: from most devoted fan to the most casual of listeners, here are the top ten swifties of hbo’s succession.

1. KERRY CASTELLABATE

kerry loves taylor swift and listens to her unironically almost constantly. she thinks that the last great american dynasty was written about her. she abuses taylor swift music in order to romanticize her relationship with logan. she got bangs to be more like taylor. no other deserves the title of most avid swiftie at waystar.

2. SOPHIE ROY

sophie is technically a bigger fan than kerry but she is way less sick in the head about it. she’s just a little girl who loves taylor whose rich deadbeat dad got her eras tour tickets for her birthday because he can’t remember any of her other interests. (rava and iverson roy honorable mentions, they went to the eras tour together.)

3. EBBA

ebba is convinced that taytay wrote would’ve could’ve should’ve specifically about the fact that her ex will not stop sending her frozen bricks of his own blood. sometimes, if you’re hanging out with her, she’ll ask if you want to watch something, and then she’ll put on the all too well ten minute version music video like it’s a movie. feels a sense of devastation over the fact that taylor doesn’t have tour dates in sweden until 2024.

4. NAOMI PIERCE

in season four when kendall said that his relationship with naomi was a “carnival of mindfuck,” he was referring to the fact that they were once texting and he let it slip that he “doesn’t know why taylor keeps rereleasing albums” and that he’s “just going to keep listening to the originals because they’re better,” and then naomi blocked him on everything and they literally haven’t spoken since.

5. WILLA FERREYRA

willa also thinks the last great american dynasty is about her. she listens to taylor’s music religiously but doesn’t actually care about any of the relationship drama or even the politics. she was super excited that taylor was in the cats, though, (it’s her favorite musical) and genuinely defends the movie’s quality.

6. GREGORY HIRSCH

greg is a social swift listener. he definitely likes her music and has playlists, but, frankly, he mainly just likes understanding tiktok discourse. it’s his life goal to get rich enough to run in the same social circles as her, meet her, and live out a taylor swift x yn fanfiction fantasy in real life. also, he is pretty sure the last great american dynasty is about tom. or himself.

7. KARL MULLER

this started as a joke because the old guard have been colleagues and waystar employees for 30+ years and there comes a time when you need to branch out to make your work background playlists nonrepetitive. gerri started putting taylor songs on their playlist mainly because her daughter, peti, said that she should, and karl slowly but surely became a huge fan.

8. STEWY HOSSEINI

make no mistake, stewy does not like taylor swift. he would sooner die than be caught with a taylor song on a playlist he actually listens to. however, if stewy is 1 thing in this life, that thing is a male manipulator. as a result, he has cultivated an extensive swiftie persona complete with favorite songs, albums, and knowledge of discourse, which he uses to pick up swifties at bars. he has 1 taylor swift playlist that he sends to people like “i made this about us 🥺💕” but he actually just renames and reuses it every time he meets someone new. he has cried while listening to folklore once on accident.

9. ROMAN ROY

roman also does not organically listen to taylor swift. he is trying the male manipulator false swiftie strategy as well but he cares less and is exponentially worse at it than stewy, because he has never in his life been attracted to a taylor swift fan. he tried it on tabitha and she earnestly threatened to break up with him if he was a real taylor swift fan. he tried in on gerri when she wasn’t really paying attention and she said, “what is this? i think my daughters listen to this,” which gave roman such a severe ick he never brought it up again. he tried it on matsson as well, but it made him think of ebba and he ghosted roman for a week.

10. SHIV ROY

shiv thinks the last great american dynasty is about her. she’s not necessarily invested but she knows the songs that play on the radio. shiv has actually personally met taylor and they don’t get along. she also actively believes that taylor dating matty healy was worse than taylor’s private jet usage qualifying her as a climate criminal. she has used word-for-word quotes from getaway car while arguing with tom.

DISCLAIMER: this list was not made by a swiftie. if it seems like bullshit, that’s because it is.😄👍

#succession #succession hbo #taylor swift #kerry castellabate #sophie roy #ebba #ebba succession #naomi pierce #willa ferreyra #greg hirsch #karl muller #stewy hosseini #roman roy #shiv roy #I don’t even know what this really is but I was pissing myself making it sooo #amperspeaks

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