#petty

[naughtynoodlestogo]

Y’all I just had to draw these scenes

#hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel #ibispaintx #hazbin vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #hot twink #petty #hazbin spoilers

[jalluzas-ferney]

(You mean your BFF Cole not your mere teammate but anyways)

RAHHAHSIBDISBEIEI THAT IS SO THEM IM SOBBING 😭😭😭🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 THEIR FRIENDSHIP IN A NUTSHELL I SWEAR

#UUDEJDNDOD #AND COLE BEING SO PETTT #PETTY #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago dr #ninjago dr spoilers #ninjago spoilers

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Cody: So try explaining how you discovered The Chancellor died without context.

Fox: Old-ass evil wizard messed with space wizards with mind magic, baby daddy general and cueball chucked chairs and concrete while midget swamp troll shish kebabed the musty meatball with a pointy glowstick.

Cody: I'm sorry what?

Fox: That's how Thorn saw it. Palps was livid that I leaked private footage so he tried divorcing my head from my body several times.

Cody: [Remembering the time Fox hacked Ponds' datapad and spammed it with malware because he called him soft]

Cody: I believe you

#the clone wars #the clone army #the clone boys #incorrect clone wars quotes #incorrect quotes #commander cody #commander fox #sheev palpatine #darth sidious #whoops #petty #he had it coming #commander ponds #commander thorn

[liberalsarecool]

Low IQ voters need low IQ distractions and culture wars for the cultureless. #GOP101

#reactionary #regressive #petty

[tangerineprettygreen]

Bickering Richonne is a favorite, ngl.

#richonne #rick x michonne #towl spoilers #twd towl #twd #michonne grimes #rick grimes #petty #i love them

[wheelsgoroundincircles]

1968 Plymouth Roadrunner

Richard Petty's 1968 Plymouth Roadrunner in the 1968 Daytona 500.

#plymouth roadrunner #car #cars #muscle car #american muscle #mopar #moparperformance #moparnation #moparworld #roadrunner #plymouth #richard petty #petty #Petty Enterprises #richard petty motorsports

[dramarising-replacement]

my flight rising hottake is that, while i know it'll obviously NEVER happen for a comically large multitude of reasons, i really wish some of the older breeds (tundras. mostly tundras) could get art updates sometime. it's kinda jarring going from a comparatively recently released breed like aberrations to the tundras just. Standing There and Sitting Smiling Weirdly At Me respectively. i know this will never happen i know you don't have to tell me i know what a nightmare it would be art-wise it's just a pipe dream of mine

what im saying is just that i wish those guys either had official art of their winter fluff or that they were doing /anything/ even slightly more interesting in their official art. give the female tundras a glock.

#Flight Rising #Art #Confessions #Petty #No salt

[clairewritesjjkxreader]

a petty wife (original form!sukuna x reader)

WARNINGS: Murder, baby trapping (not Y/N’s doing), mistaken adultery

Ryomen Sukuna was a deviant who conquered a quarter of old Japan, he was the demon feared by the Emperor himself, and he was the master of mortals and curses alike. He was renowned throughout the land as someone who took pleasure in punishing the pettiest offense–from a soldier daring to speak out of turn to a lowly maid meeting his eyes without permission. Cruelty unbridled, the man couldn’t even be considered human anymore. 

This monster who had over a thousand soldiers at his beck and call, who had hundreds of powerful slaves licking at his feet, was currently tailing his wife with a branch blooming with fresh cherry blossoms. A train of pink petals fell behind him with each antsy step forward.

The servants-in-training watched from a distance.

Seeing their seven-foot-tall master seemingly struggling to keep up with the mistress of the house was a hilarious sight to behold, but they were more baffled than anything else. 

 “What’s happening?” A newbie asked.

The eldest in the group answered as they resumed sweeping the ground, “It seems that the madam is upset with Lord Sukuna.”

It wasn’t that he couldn’t keep up with your steps, it’s that he knew better than to walk next to you when you couldn’t even bring yourself to meet his eyes, so Ryomen had no choice but to slow down his steps as he did his best to coax you to speak with him–

“How many times must I plead innocent?”

“...”

“Because I am innocent.”

“...”

“Love?”

“...”

“What do you want me to do? Do you want me to kill her?”

You flung your body around, accusing finger pointing at him. “This isn’t about her and you know it.”

“My love–”

“Hmph!” With a huff, you crossed your arms and spun around. Of course, you knew he was innocent. If there was one thing you knew for sure in this life was that your husband, king and conqueror, would cut down an entire mountain to build you a palace before he would betray your trust. But you despised how many times different women tried to seduce him–and the gall of others to claim that they succeeded! Inconceivable. 

And he seemed to revel in your shock. Every. Single. Time. 

Unforgivable!

He sighed and two free hands carefully reached for your shoulders. “Darling,” he cooed, rubbing circles over your clothed skin. “What can I do to make you feel better?”

“...Stop being charming.”

He let out a ha! but quickly cleared his throat, withering under your glare. 

“I’ll do my best.” He nodded.

You sighed and finally unlocked your arms. 

Smiling, Ryomen tenderly turned you around before lowering the sakura branch to you. “Do you still want me to kill her?”

Without saying a word, you plucked a single blossom from the branch before giving him a soft smile.

He grinned and leaned down to press his lips on yours.

extra

“Is this proof enough for you?” Ryomen asked, pulling back his claws.

You really didn’t need confirmation, and yet there was a joy in seeing the wench unmoving on the floor as you peered down into her torn torso. Despite her ridiculous claims, her abdomen was empty of life. Not that it would have mattered. 

With you as an exception, Ryo-chan wasn’t fond of anything or anyone. He was an equal-opportunity hater who did not discriminate in his hurting. On the other hand, while you didn’t hate children, you weren’t particularly attached to them either. Whatever was inside her would’ve been gotten rid of immediately by your husband for fear of pissing you off.

You sighed and went to embrace him, who raised two of his arms, careful not to get any blood on your new kimono. “Yes, yes, I’m sorry for doubting you. Kiss?”

He leaned down to meet your puckered mouth before embracing you with his lower set of arms. You glanced over his broad back and at the body on the ground. 

Smiling quietly, you wondered where to hang this one.

A/N: It feels weird addressing Sukuna as Ryomen, but it would be a lot more peculiar for the love of his life to call him by any other name. 

Also, I feel like for Y/N to be in a “healthy” relationship with the likes of Ryomen Sukuna, they’d have to have a rather abnormal sense of right and wrong. Forget black and white, we’re talking blue and orange morality here.

#jjk #jjk x yn #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x y/n #jjk x reader #wife #husband #married #original form #original form sukuna #sukuna ryomen #sukuna x y/n #sukuna x reader #sukuna ryoumen #jealous #petty #cheating #yandere #i'm so tired djfhksjdhfsd

[spookyshay]

unhinged female rage

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

#spotify #spotify playlist #female rage #dark femme #female hysteria #dark femininity #specific spotify playlist #spotify playlists #music recs #maggie lindemann #olivia rodrigo #taylor swift #paramore #pale waves #villain #angry #petty #music

[self-indulgentwriter]

Did anyone say petty demon? Perspective practice.

#crowley #good omens #gomens #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens crowley #anthony j crowley #petty #petty demon #supreme archangel

[gingerly-writing]

Prompt #3439

"Hold me prisoner in your own goddamn flat? Motherfucker, I will break everything you own."

#prompt #my prompt #heroes and villains #petty #kidnapping

[a-meh]

To all the haters

#im just saying #lol #meme #humor #memes #lmao #funny #petty #petty AF #idgaf

[mulatto-macchiato]

Sun is a catty bitch and I've never been more in love.

Original Audio

#fnaf help wanted #fnaf help wanted 2 #sundrop fnaf #animation #petty #fnaf daycare attendant #help wanted 2 #sundrop #sun fnaf #what a sassy bitch #i love him #help wanted 2 spoilers #LattoMacchiatoAnimates

[whxre-moans]

You literally hate me because your ex girlfriend fancies me more than she likes you 💀🩷❤️❤️‍🔥💘🏳️‍🌈

#bi girls #alternative scene #emo girl #lgbt #alternative girl #lgbtqplus #feminism #n*fw #k*nk #Petty #The truth #I'm over it #Suck my nads #Bisexual #bisexuality #Bisexual women #girls who like girls

[hilaerials]

In my Astarion playthrough the woman in Glitter Gala told me I looked like a ghoul so I pickpocketed a hefty portion of her stock (as well as all of the chests in her shop), sold it back to her, and then did it a second time to be extra petty. You can’t tell me Astarion wouldn’t have done the same

#astarion #baldur’s gate 3 #baldurs gate astarion #petty #bg3 #bg3 astarion

[introvertedx10]

Use what you can!

#funny #lol #funny post #lolol #hilarious #comedy #nooooo #hahaha #petty