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I’m one of those people that if a child sasses me, I will sass that child back.
e.g. My little cousin: “who are you?” (she knew who i was)
Me: “I’m your cousin.”
Her: “I didn’t know you existed,” *insert dirty look*
Me, like any rational adult talking to an 8 year old, sipping on a large glass of moscato: “Neither did I, babes.”
#pettyaf#petty is not bad#funny#shitpost#stupid shit#stupid humour#humour#jokes#family#funny stories#true story#shenanigans#chaotic#gen z#gen z shit#gen z humour#chaotic energy
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Writing Challenge No 1.
Revisiting old fanfic concepts. ADOPTED Sibling relationship between Daryl Dixon and self insert OC (it’s purely platonic)
gif is not mine :)
Tw: deer hunting, animal death
You’re only ever keenly aware of your actual age when it suddenly becomes the for fronted center of attention. When arbitrary actions become a strenuous task, like carrying a deer back to camp. Rick or any of the others would’ve had no problem carrying this deer back to camp, but you find yourself limited in capabilities as a result of your small size. Was it malnutrition? Probably, even before the fallout everyone would’ve described you as frail.
But where were they now? Your curiosity replaced itself with pity - watching the last bit of life drain from the deers eyes. Starlight carried away into some distant land - away from the silence. You’d gotten lucky. Lucky Daryl Dixon hadn’t put an arrow between your eyes, lucky they took pity on kids. Part of you wondered if they’d still pity you if they knew what you were capable of.
Your grandfather had taught you the basics before finding yourself in that poor excuse of a community center - taught you the feeling of being at home with your finger on the trigger like a master of your own destiny. A clean kill thankfully-
“Try not to have it bleeding out next time,” Rumbled Daryls voice from behind you that made you keenly aware of the poor aim you’d had. A neck shot, not ideal, but better than losing the catch.
“At least I took the shot,” You challenge, eyes narrowed as you study the face of a man who never really liked children to begin with, but tolerated you none the less. There was a mutual respect of staying the fuck out of each others way. Eventually he grows tired of the unprecedented staring contest, and grabs the deer, slinging it over his shoulder without a second thought.
A/N: hey everyone! Kind of new to the writing scene on tumblr :3 but I’ve been an active writer myself since I was about 11 years old. I’ve decided to use my blog as a bit of an outlet and maybe get feedback. All constructive criticism is appreciated especially when it comes to grammar! (I’m so bad) hate comments or just general negativity will be ignored/deleted. Thank you :3
#tw triggers#hunting and fishing#the walking dead#twd daryl#daryl dixon#siblings#pettyaf#fanfic#writers#i wrote something!#i wrote this on my phone#imagine
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The Dale Gas Tour
Los Angeles, Ca.
Saturday, May 14, 2022
Sold out show with a vip table. My girl @sencimillaaa and I had a sick ass time at this concert. Finally met Snow after a decade of supporting her music and she’s a down to earth down ass foo. If you haven’t copped any tickets or vips then wtf are you doing.
#mine#los angeles#snow tha product#meet and greet#lgbtq#california#concerts#dale#gas#mexican#pettyaf
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#funny videos#funny video#petty#petty inspiration#2bitcipher#pettyville#pettyology#pettyaf#pettyology101#pettyological week
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#hatersgonnahate #itsavibe #perspective #0fucksgiven #istaypetty #pettyaf #youhaveonelife #awareness #goodvibesonly #getoutofyourownway #keepgoing #onlythestrongsurvive #self #michigan #michigangirl #detroit https://www.instagram.com/p/CpFzAasOXSx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#hatersgonnahate#itsavibe#perspective#0fucksgiven#istaypetty#pettyaf#youhaveonelife#awareness#goodvibesonly#getoutofyourownway#keepgoing#onlythestrongsurvive#self#michigan#michigangirl#detroit
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I had a bunch of screen grabs that I didn’t want to just throw away #receipts @glob.land and I have had a wild ride these last few weeks; they’re actually all about #recycling #goodtimes #customerserviceproblems #itmemes #techproblems #lostforever #mailart #collageart #chatsupport #clippings #holidayshopping #collagework #collageartist #petty #pettymemes #pettyaf #pettypost #pettyquotes https://www.instagram.com/p/CnmmnnjpQfS/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#receipts#recycling#goodtimes#customerserviceproblems#itmemes#techproblems#lostforever#mailart#collageart#chatsupport#clippings#holidayshopping#collagework#collageartist#petty#pettymemes#pettyaf#pettypost#pettyquotes
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Stay inspired by a real solid bitch. #pettyaf (at Ms. Parkerazzi) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmCJEx6JmA8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Since my wack ass TL don’t like to interact with me on social media I’m a drop this here as the first & last word on this topic 🤨 #PettyAF (at Livonia, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChNzajmuDgW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Big fax......grande hechos......faits saillants.....amaqiniso amakhulu....... ///@godaintpettybutiam: Change my mind! 😜 Get the matching shirt here: If You Stay Petty, You Ain't Got to Get Petty Unisex Tee #pettymemes #petty #pettyaf #pettyastheycome #pettypost #pettylife #staypetty #isaidwhatisaid #queenpetty #prettynpetty https://www.instagram.com/p/CdbSh6GOeUV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#pettymemes#petty#pettyaf#pettyastheycome#pettypost#pettylife#staypetty#isaidwhatisaid#queenpetty#prettynpetty
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Customer: PETITE AND FINE
DMV: AF IS AN ACRONYM THAT STANDS FOR AS FUCK
Verdict: DENIED
#California license plate with text PETTYAF#bot#ca-dmv-bot#california#dmv#funny#government#lol#public records
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I remember when this song was a staple peace to my secret humiliation playlist..... The one that was "accidentally dropped here and there in all formats to friends and strangers so they "knew it all" lmao
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#400 , DOGS COLOR NFT , purple doggy , purple guard dog , purple police dog , purple dog
#400 , DOGS COLOR NFT , purple doggy , purple guard dog , purple police dog , purple dog
#doggo #dog #puppy #dogs #animal #pet #puppies #animals #doggo #doglover #pets #dogscolor #colordogs #modeldogs #policedog #guarddog #colorfuldogs #purpledog #pet #pets #petstagram #petsofinstagram #petsagram #petals #petty #petal #petlover #petlovers #petoftheday #petsofig #petshop #petlove #Petrolhead #peterpan #petitejoys #peterparker #peta #petphotography #petitdejeuner #petscorner #petewentz #petersburg #peter #petite #petportrait #petfriendly #petra #pettyaf
#https://opensea.io/collection/dogcolordogs#400#DOGS COLOR NFT#purple doggy#purple guard dog#purple police dog#purple dog#doggo#dog#puppy#dogs#animal#pet#puppies#animals#doglover#pets#dogscolor#colordogs#modeldogs#policedog#guarddog#colorfuldogs#purpledog#petstagram#petsofinstagram#petsagram#petals#petty#petal
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German Shepherd coming inside the house and I don’t do pet hair at all. This has made everyone happy at our home. The dog really seems to enjoy it also.
Get it here
https://amzn.to/45ZK2fe
#pet #pets #petstagram #petsofinstagram #petsagram #petals #petty #petal #petlover #petlovers #petoftheday #petsofig #petshop #petlove #Petrolhead #peterpan #petitejoys #peterparker #peta #petphotography #petitdejeuner #petscorner #petewentz #petersburg #peter #petite #petportrait #petfriendly #pettyaf #petra
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#beautyisart #0fucksgiven #itsavibe #pettyaf #michigangirl #underarmour #perspective #selflove #selfiemode https://www.instagram.com/p/Co-sR9BPDQh/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Thank You Snow and Brown for medical checkup @paw_petshop_and_care #petphotography #peterparker #petitejoys #petoftheday #petfriendly #peterpan #petsofig #petportrait #petscorner #petitdejeuner #petsofinsta #petlife #petcare #pets_perfection #petgrooming #petsgram #petalingjaya #petofinstagram #pettypost #petslover #petoftoday #petsarefamily #petfluencer #petshoponline #petstylist #petgram #pettyaf #pettymemes #petitefashion #peterrabbit (at Paw Petshop and care) https://www.instagram.com/p/CefRgRYhx6H/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#petphotography#peterparker#petitejoys#petoftheday#petfriendly#peterpan#petsofig#petportrait#petscorner#petitdejeuner#petsofinsta#petlife#petcare#pets_perfection#petgrooming#petsgram#petalingjaya#petofinstagram#pettypost#petslover#petoftoday#petsarefamily#petfluencer#petshoponline#petstylist#petgram#pettyaf#pettymemes#petitefashion#peterrabbit
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When people you told to stop talking to you reach out . . .
#pettygirlsguidetopetty#mean girls#regina george#obsessed#obssesive#leave me aloooooooooooooone#leave me the hell alone#petty#pettiness#queen petty#pettyaf
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