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2rakblog · 1 year
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it’s sunday, it’s the reminder for the airsoft player
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redfox-shop · 2 years
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snackugaki · 1 year
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...man, i hate squawking in the text field, but the tags cannot contain me on this
ok so i’m a normal amount of normal about this. absolutely.
however...
i am also unattended and so my actions will prove why that is probably not great.
anyway, i love monikers, nom de plumes, sobriquets, y’know, pseudonyms if you will, code names even. 8D y’wanna know how I came up with them??????//?
okay okay okay, so! I will (until someone comes for me, but no one will ‘cuz y’all are cowards, I say, knowing my childhood nostalgia is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in my affection for Next Mutation but also i love camp) acknowledge and self-impose the title of Next Mutation trash lover as a disclaimer for why I’m gonna do another quick run down of Venus’ origin again. but a quick skim because a bitch is losing against her insomnia demon rn. 
now, a lot of the kids know that Venus = magic, in general. however, at least to me, intentionally or not Venus was more portrayed like a daoist... ‘magician’ of sorts, but less in a real world daoist sense and more of a cultivator in the xianxia genre sort of way. granted she wears the taijitu (yin yang symbol) and literally showed the boys her box of herbal medicine (and one dessicated vampire heart lololol). and now that I mentioned all of that, I can segue into why I gave her “White Snake” as a code name-- in that I chose it after Bai Suzhen/Bai Shejing which now that my insomnia riddled mind  is typing it out... my reasoning is actually pretty shallow, they both cultivate technically speaking, both work with herbal medicine and they just wanna help people. also just ‘cuz IDW has Venus wearing white now.
wao. thassit ig welp
jennika’s I just futz around with her name like jennika jenn i ka jen nika nikaaa niko niki nike nike like the greek goddess of victory. great. ok cool now ochre? no, mustard? no, gold? yes, ok nike gold it is lolz
‘cuz I was following the formula like in the show, Purple Knight, Yellow Submarine, Red King, Orange Pawn, Blue... something, Rook? Bishop? idk lemme alone but also there’s only so many chess pieces so I kept the color coding at least
then just asked tychou for what they’d think Mona Lisa’s code name’d be for as much as Venus and Jennika are my girls, Mona Lisa’s tychou’s.
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soyverjn · 11 months
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a probably accurate representation of dazai’s PM days
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themisstresstm · 6 months
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*Hits him with the blorbofication gun.*
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hopepetal · 1 year
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I think for the next life series, Scar should have a gun
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thelikesoffinn · 10 months
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Now. Did I already play the baxter dlc?
Yes.
Twice.
Do I remember everything that happened?
Mostly, yes.
Am I about to go play another round?
Also yes.
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fallershipping · 10 months
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And the riveting conclusion to a temporary Lunalafication/Solgaleofication
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milomarigold · 11 months
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Skinny Dipping Shenanigans pt2
Gender Neutral | Suggestive | Baxter Ward x MC
Part 1 | Part 2
Post Card Included! (•̀⌄•́)
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You watched impressed as Baxter climbed over the fence with as much grace as someone who steams and presses their suits would.
"FUck!" And unceremoniously land his ass on the ground. At least he made it to the other side.
You would've loved to have barreled over with laughter, but the lake was closed and you were definitely not supposed to be there. Instead, you muffled your hysterics into the towels you'd been holding. You'd quickly grabbed them and a few other supplies for your break in, since you'd been so close to the lodge before. Then you'd both made your way back to the lake and were now breaking in.
"B-baxter," you wiped a tear trying to calm your giggles "are you alright?"
"Erase that from your memory." He got up dusting himself off. Trying to regain his air of elegance with a winning smile that looked silly with his disheveled hair.
You tossed him the towels, he caught them and hung them over his bag neatly. "Are you kidding? I'm telling this story to our children, and our children's children, and my hairdresser, and-" You made your way over the fence.
"Alright, alright. How about this," he negotiated "you can tell one person.” One of his slender fingers raised.
You landed steady on your feet and booped it with your own pointer finger. "Deal. I'm telling Terry." You smirked.
"I can live with that.” He brushed his bangs back into place.
You helped him. Then brushed any lingering dust off his shoulders, meeting his brown eyes with your soft ones "Really though, you're not hurt?" You looked him over for any sign of pain or injury.
"You're too kind," he calmed "but don't worry I'll live." He took your hand, and started leading you towards the lake.
"Alright, if you start feeling any pain let me know." You squeezed his hand back.
After making sure he was okay, you both snuck your way past rangers doing their patrol. You used the forest around the lake for cover.
"We're almost there." He whispered.
All of a sudden, Baxter pulled you towards him and behind a tree. Dodging the fiery beam of a flashlight. He'd kabedoned you! You felt the warmth of his chest and looked at the arm beside you. He'd gotten more robust than he was at 19. Something about his sharp eyes as he waited for the moment of danger to pass was...hot. "Damn."
At the sound of your whisper, he finally looked back at you. Noticing the position you were in made his eyes glint. With his other hand he held a finger to his lips 'shush' and smirked dangerously. He placed his knee between your legs. You would've done a Cove-like squeak if he hadn't hushed you with a hand over your mouth, "Is this alright?" His husky voice was for your ears only, it sent a shiver down your spine. You nodded.
He pulled back slightly to look at you. Then grinned with lidded eyes and cocked his head to the side. He enjoyed making you flustered. He ate it up.
The arm that wasn't resting against the tree, took both your wrists and held them above your head. Firmly, but loose enough that you could pull them away if you wanted. His nose brushed against yours, you would've begged for a kiss from how his eyes cut you like a knife. He denied you however, and instead went to your neck. "How impatient, we haven't even gotten to the lake yet." He chuckled and you almost buckled then and there. He left a trail of kisses down to your collarbone. Leaving one longer kiss where it dips.
It was over all too soon, cold night air filled the space between you as he stepped away. You looked around for the ranger, but they were long gone. Your dark haired boyfriend had taken a few steps ahead and looked behind his shoulder with a smug grin, “Are you coming?” You almost tripped over your own feet and followed behind.
He’d lead you to a clearing, where the lake stretched out towards the mountains. Aspen and pine trees grew around the lake. The water glimmered beneath the starry sky, you thought you could never get tired of the view. Maybe that’s why Baxter kept coming back. The Rockies were truly something else.
“It’s incredible isn’t it?” You turned your head away from the view to find Baxter Ward had stripped down to his fall themed underwear and his button down shirt open. He brushed his bangs back.
“You’re the one who’s incredible.” You chuckled and followed his lead, stripping down as far as you felt comfortable.
“Why thank you.” he was unfazed and walked over to a flat rock that led into the water. “Now, you should know, the trick to skinny dipping is to jump straight in.” His back was faced towards you as he let the button down flutter down his back and onto the cool rock. He really had gotten more toned over the years. He looked so pretty in the moonlight. The last thing you saw was a mischievous wink and leafy shorts being thrown into the wind, before he jumped into the water!
A wise man once said, in for a penny in for a pound. So you followed behind and did your own fun dive into the lake. However, you quickly realized how freezing the water was! You almost jumped back out.
“It’s freezing!” You exclaimed, bring up your hands to warm your arms.
“Yes, it’s the worst isn’t it?” Despite his words he was smiling like an idiot, he was enjoying this.
“You told me to jump in!”
“Did I?”
“Baxter Alexander Ward! You little-” You swam after him splashing water at him.
“Wait hold on- Ah!” He started swimming away from your pursuit, but it was too late.
Thus, a water splashing fight ensued between you two. It wasn’t long until you were both laughing, forgetting all about the rangers that might come across two fools in love. When the trickster splashed a particularly tall wall of water, you ducked under the water for a surprise attack. His chuckles quieted down when you vanished. You could hear him calling your name as you snuck up behind him.
“Boo!” You wrapped your arms around his torso, hugging his back.
“Aaah! Oh- it's you.” He’d tensed up at first, but gradually got comfortable in your arms. Both your giggles settled down, content to bask in each other's warmth.
Baxter rested his head on your shoulder, observing the sky above you. You looked up too, it was a brilliant ocean of stars. They twinkled at you as if to say ‘hello’. When you looked back down, you admired the way the light glimmered against your lover's collarbone, his eyes and even his hair. Despite the low light you could still spot the gray in his hair. Maybe now would be the time to tell him…
“Baxter?” you said quietly, entranced by the moment. He offered a serene ‘Hm?’ in response.
I think your black hair looks beautiful, but you know… I think your gray hair is pretty great too.” You gave said hair a peck.
He was quiet for a moment, picking his words leisurely “I…I’d been so excited for our trip together these past few weeks. I hadn’t even noticed. Does it look alright?” He sounded almost shy.
You answered in the most loving and reassuring tone you could, you adored his natural hair color just as much as the darker one, “It’s absolutely charming.”
Content and with a small blush on his cheeks he directed his gaze towards you. When your eyes met, you could only see him. The stars, the trees, the water seemed to fade away. Your heart felt warm and light.
“I love you.” He had stars in his eyes and you couldn’t look away. You could feel every beat of your heart. You wished time would stop. So you could hold him here forever, floating blissfully in your arms. As your faces drew closer, you whispered a promise back “I love you too.” you sealed it with a kiss.
Another moment passed, but eventually the water was truly too chilly.
So, you both waded to the shore grabbing the fluffy towels and drying off. You were pulling your last article of clothing on, when you heard twigs snapping. You grasp Baxter’s wrist, silently alerting him about the noise. He’d already been looking in that direction, ever observant.
“Eh? Is someone out there?” The same old ranger from earlier started to stalk into view. In an instant Baxter swiped the last of your things, took your hand and met your eyes. Run!
You were back in the brush. Your speed kicked up more when the old ranger yelled behind you “Hey! You crazy juveniles get back here!” He chased after you. It was a marvel how he managed to keep his large trousers in place while running. Baxter leads you through the flurry of trees. You could hear the air brushing past your ears, your heart pounded, eyes wide. Flashlight beams of other rangers were scattered throughout. You managed to narrowly dodge one. It was exhilarating!
“CoDe HAnKY PAnKY!!” The old ranger alerted the others around him. Your heart almost dropped when multiple flashlights started to move all around the forest. More footsteps started to run towards your direction.
“This way!” Baxter called out. He took multiple turns trying to get the rangers off your tail. He made sure to look towards you. Ensuring you were right beside him. You were keeping pace, until your foot caught on a root.
You let out a sound of surprise. Things slowed down as the ground got closer and closer. You were falling. You closed your eyes expecting the impact. Arms outstretched.
But the fall never came.
A warm arm caught you by your waist. Baxter quick dancer reflexes had come in handy. For a moment it was like you were both back at Baxster’s work building. Back at the dance hall. And he’d dipped you as the song came to its end.
“I got you.” He reassured and helped you upright. “Are you alright?”
You nodded, still amazed “thanks B-man.” Out of the corner of your eye a beam of light flashed rapidly towards Baxter, but you were quicker. You pulled him out the way. Baxter wasn’t the only one quick on his feet.
You took his hand this time and resumed your escape, as you did, you got a glimpse of his expression. He was impressed, “You're incredible!” You couldn’t help but let out a short chuckle, being more aware of the roots along the path.
Finally, you reached the fence that enclosed the lake area. Neither of you wasted any time and got to climbing “ThEy’Re GEttIn AwAY!!” The old ranger hollered. The footsteps were dangerously close. When you reached the topmost part of the fence you looked back for a second and saw multiple Stetson hats heading your way. Flashlights shining chaotically. The sight reminded you of the Looney Toons chase scenes you’d watch as a child. You climbed down the other side of the fence and landed just after Pepe Le Pew.
“GOsh frICkin DAnGit!!!” The old ranger yelled, tossing his hat down in defeat. You’d successfully escaped!
You both ran off towards the lodge, not risking slowing down. “We made it Pepe Le Pew!” You watched amused as Baxter’s eyes went wide at the callback, before snorting and laughing along with you. And just like that you both ran off into the night. Shenanigans successfully accomplished. It was certainly another trip you’d never forget.
Achievement Unlocked: Rockies Postcard
“Now that was a night to remember!”
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someonefromyt · 6 months
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kitek-kit · 1 month
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captaingondolin · 3 months
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was anyone going to tell me that Marc motherfucking Thompson of Thrawn fame read the (at long last!) unabridged audiobooks of X-Wing Rogue Squadron???
you need more pilot babes in your life. more wedge. more CORRAN MY DISASTER BABY. CORRAN READ BY MARC. TYCHO 'ANGST' CELCHU READ BY MARC. i'm kicking my legs up giggling twirling my hair
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Going just by the emotions presented in the VegasPete teaser trailer I wonder if maybe Vegas will instigate their first sexual encounter with all the confidence of someone who has over and over lured men to their doom by using their desire for him as a tool, but like in the trailer, that confidence and self-satisfaction will quickly fall away to reveal someone needy, overwhelmed, and worshipful once he begins to really absorb Pete. anyway I'm typing this from an Abbey in Northwestern Ireland I hope you are all having as normal a time as me with this wait
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Life of a Pirate Chpt 6
Shit its been like....eternity since I posted a new Chpt :')
Anyway here's the new chpt! :D
Hope you all enjoy and sorry for any grammer errors.
 Ash's POV
“Alright men supper’s over. Get back up the deck!” I overheard Billy shout. I turned my head and saw he was standing by the door, with a cigar in his claws. 
Many crews left the table without hesitation, and some did not even finish their supper. Wanting to be the last person to leave, I waited for all men to leave first. After they're gone, I get up from my table and begin to head my way toward the exit.  
But when I was about to pass Billy. He stops me.
"Not you, cabin girl,"  
"What?" I blinked. He points back and I glance over and see many dirty dishes stacking and a few left on the table with leftover supper that few men didn't finish.   
Seeing where this is leading, I bit my lips to hold my tired groaning. 
"But this will take me all night,"  
Billy only rolls his eyes at my complaint. "And I suggest you get your pretty little ass workin'", 
"Can I at least start doing them tomorrow?" I asked. "I'm still sore from mopping all day,"   
He only looks at me deadpan after he lit his cigar with a match." If you're this tired, I can let you go and sleep below deck with men. And I'm sure they'll be impatient to see ya get undressed."    
I was shocked to hear those words coming out of his mouth. Changing my mind fast, I spoke. "On second thought, I’ll get the dishes going."  
"Good choice," Billy nodded and inhaled his cigar, and blew smoke out from his mouth. I used my hand to get some smoke out of my face.  
"I expect most of them done by tomorrow, before breakfast. No slacking," When Billy left me alone with a mess of dishes I let out a huff.  
"Well it's better than being around with perverts all night," I walked back over to the sink and started taking the dishes out. Almost gagged with the stench invading my nostril again. I force myself to swallow my disgust. 
"Yep, not regretting it," 
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Thirds person POV
Early the next morning, the robot grumbled when his soft alarm went off on his compass waking him up. It was soft enough that it didn't wake up his captain. B.E.N gets up tiredly, turns, it off, and hears his captain snoring loudly in his bed.
It was the usual night B.E.N didn’t get much sleep, due to how loud Flint snored. He tried one time to turn off his hearing device to get some better sleep but got into trouble sleeping late. And he never forgets the punishment he received from his captain. 
So from that day forward, he never turned off his hearing after that incident. Instead, he sucks it up and goes on his morning routine. He tiredly gets up from the floor and yawns, stretching his robotic arms out. 
He drags himself over to the door and quietly opens it. After shutting the door behind him he was welcomed with a light breeze and glazes up at the light blue sky. Despite feeling sleepy, he loved to feel welcomed on a quiet peaceful morning with the sun shining on his metal head. B.E.N smiled and inhaled some fresh air. 
"Ahh, what a fantastic way to start this day!" Then his thought came on a woman, wondering if she'd had a good sleep. He suddenly began to worry about where she'd slept. There's no possible way she slept down below with men.  
He knows she is safe from the pirate code, but he knows some of these men can not resist going hungry over vulnerable women. He gulped and made his way down the gallery to prepare his captain's breakfast.  
But when he entered there he gasped to find a woman sleeping on a table with her arms as her pillow and holding on a kitchen brush.
B.E.N. looked and saw some dishes were cleaned but there were a few more that needed to be washed. As he observes her exhausted appearance, he feels sorry for the fact that Bones has to make her work so much.
He tiptoes over to her and gently uses his hand to shake her shoulder.
"Hey, Ash? Ashy?" He whispered. "Wake up," The woman groans and snuggles her head in her arm to get better sleep. Again the robot shook her shoulder.  
"It's time to get up, Ash wake up!" The woman shot her head up in startle after he almost raised his voice a bit,
"Wha?!" The woman gasped. "I didn't do it!" She blinked and looked and saw it was only B.E.N. looking at her in surprise. 
"Oh it's you," She sighed in relief and rubbed her eyes. 
"Good morning?" B.E.N almost smiles in greet. Ash only yawned in return.
"What time is it?"    
"It's close to six a.m.," He answered. 
"Fuck seriously?" She grumbled.   
The robot tsks at my cussing. "Yep! Most crew wake up this time, it's why they tend to sleep around eight pm. It's pretty much one of the pirate codes,"
Ash groans crankily and lays her head on her arms again," Thanks I'll keep that in mind. Let me sleep ten more minutes." Right when she was about to catch her Z's B.E.N grabbed her shoulders again.
Aw come on Ashy it's the time to get up to start a new day," He made her get her head up and gently pat her cheeks. "One crew member is going to come in here soon to make breakfast. He even added with excitement.  
"And I know just the thing to help boost your energy," Ash tiredly watched B.E.N zoom over to the counter and grab some kind of coffee pot.
"Tada! The wonderful Coffee!" He announces proudly. The woman couldn't help to chuckle tiredly at his enthusiastic personality.  
"Like it have your coffee double shot?" He winked. 
She nodded sleepy. "That would be great. Thank you B.E.N." 
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Ash POV
After I had my coffee and breakfast which was the same soup from last night. Billy was disappointed…. no. Irritated with me for not getting many dishes done. So he assigns me to scrub the deck with a brush.  
 After a couple of hours of scrubbing, I was already sweating through my shirt. Never knew this morning was going to be this hot and humid. Especially when we're sailing across the galaxy.   Guess the enteriumn weather works like any other planet.  I thought. I stood up sitting to wipe my forehead with my arm to get some sweat off.  
But all of a sudden, my stomach begins to feel uneasy. Not understand how I'm starting to feel sick even though I didn't eat anything that upset my tummy. Then I thought maybe it was not agreeing with the food I had eaten. Or else maybe a coffee I might’ve not enjoyed?
Whatever it is I hope it wasn't too serious, like it could be a bug or a fluke that'll pass on. But my stomach was getting much worse the more I tried to work. I think drinking water might help ease this stomach ache.
  I slowly got up while doing my best not to throw up. But not knowing where I was going my head bonk on someone's elbow.
"Hey watch where you get up!" I blinked and found three pirates standing resting on the side of the ship. 
 One of them is some grey furry monkey alien-like with a pink face and was wearing a silky royal blue vest that only shows his chest. His pants were black and puffy with gold ankle bracelets on his bare feet.   
The middle one was some kind of weasel strout alien mixed, having one eye patch and his fur was black grey color. Only wears a dirty tan shirt with no sleeves with brown pants. 
But the last one got me to swallow nervously. I wasn't sure what he was but I could tell by his nose, he might be some mole alien-like. But his facial is sort of human-like. With his eyes covered with dirty green cloth. And his waist covered in a grey dirty shirt was so skinny it was like if he tried twisting it he'd break apart. 
What makes me nervous about his appearance is he looks like a person that you can easily feel sympathy for the way his appearance looks pathetic. But it's also the way it could shield him from showing his true colors. 
Infamous and revolting.  
I swallowed and spoke lowly, "Sorry," When I tried passing them a blind mole stopped me and glanced at me curious. 
"Say, are you be the new crew I am hearing about?" 
I answered briefly. "Y-yes now I need to be somewhere." I want to hurry to get a drink or else now a bucket. My stomach was getting to the point where I needed it right now. But this alien mole still won't let go of my arm he asks this question again. 
"Whatcha hurry lass? We like to ask a few questions, right boys?" I saw two of them make a slight nod but I could tell by their body language they didn't want to do anything with me. Again I shook my head and tried to get his hand off.   
"I told you I'm not interested.." All of sudden I hear a weasel tsk. 
"Oh give it a break Pew, she's too chicken to talk to us,
"Excuse me?" I turn sharply at him. "I'm not a chick.."I stop myself when I feel my puke coming to my throat as the ship makes a quick turn. 
"A what? A chick?" The monkey smirked. "Is that what you gonna say?" 
Without any warning, I hurl all my breakfast and coffee out, right on his silky pants.  
My eyes widened and saw the monkey alien looking horrific at his clothing being thrown up while others had disgusted expressions on their face. The monkey then glanced sharply at me in furious. 
I swallowed hard.  shit, I'm dead.
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You..YOU LITTLE BITCH!" He shrieked. I tried to make a run. But the ape alien was too quick he snatched my hair and made me look down at his pants. 
"Look what you did! My pants are ruined!"  
"Didn't mean to!" I try to apologize but he yanks my head up to face him again and I can hear other men gather around and chant the word fight.   He looks at me deadly and pulls his small dagger out. 
"How about I cut ya throat and spill your blood on your shirt?" He had a blade on my throat and I froze in fear to feel a cold steel on my skin. The chant was getting louder as he was about to slice. 
But then a hand appeared out of nowhere that didnt belong to any of my captives which caused men to groan in disappointment. The hand belongs to Nicolas. The peacock man I met yesterday at dinner. He pulls the monkey's hand away from my throat and sighs in annoyance.  
"Kenji," He begins sternly. "You know if you spill blood, the infection will spread around."   
The monkey named Kenji gives him a snort. "I ain't afraid of your germ warning Nic, blood would not affect me."  
"Ah, you sure?" I watch him pull something out from his pocket while gripping his hand and adding. "Just to make sure. Let's give you a quick shot for a vaccine." Kenji's face paled to see a needle and did not hesitate to let me go and make Nic release his hand. 
"Get that thing away from me!" He and a few others backed away as if that needle was some kind of grenade. I almost snickled at these fearsome pirates who were all afraid of one needle. But my amusement was cut short when Billy walked in
"What is going on here?" The crew was all silent while he scanned around. Soon Billy understood what happened he tsks. "You all know the code. I'm disappointed all of you forgot it." He then sees the mole alien try to sneak away and points. 
"Pew!" He barked. The mole named Pew freezes and turns to Billy looking innocent. The turtle alien huffed and muttered. 
"I should've known,"
Then Kenji pipes in. "But it's the woman's fault! She.."He shows him a puke stain on his pants. "Look what she had done! My pants are ruined. After looking at his pants he turns to me and I look down in embarrassment.  
He hums and looks at Nicolas. "Have her be checked in your surgeon's room. And you three," He glanced at Kenji, weasel alien, and Pew sternly." Come with me. Captain will likely hear your little brawl.  
He then finishes looking at the rest of the men, "And the rest of ya shows over! Back to work!" All men scatter away leaving Billy, four men and I standing.  
I felt a hand touch my shoulder and I looked to see Nicolas begin escorting me away from Billy and the rest. 
"Alright come on, let's give you a check-up," As I was walking, I turned my head a little and watched three men and Billy walk in another direction. After much trauma, I came to realize the name of the mole alien is Pew, like Blind Pew!   
One of the characters from Treasure Island I remember that didnt get mention in this film. And now I see he's part of Flint's crew and I learn he's the most dangerous out of them from all adaptations.  
I bite my lips in worry and wonder if I'm able to survive by staying on this ship. 
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Jonathan Stuart Bailey being a Mood™ on the set of Bridgerton Season 2.
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