#phan trash

[conniecaserole]

do you ever just remember and cry

#rewatching old videos #dan and phil #phan #dan may be phil trash number 1 but phil is dan trash 1 as well #dan and phil games #mine

[thighguys]

drew mukbang dnp instead of taking notes in my gov lecture 💖💖 please enjoy

#ive never posted art before bc my camera is soooo trash i hope you guys like it #dapg #dan and phil #dnpg #dnp #dip and pip #phan #dapgames #phandom #phil lester #dan and phil games #daniel howell #phanart #phan art

[internetforthesociallyinept]

#i thought it was dan at first but its probably phil being a goof #or dan is trolling us cause he knows we're the only ones who would fucking notice or care lmao #phan #dan howell #danisnotonfire #dan and phil #phil lester #amazingphil #phandom #dnp #dnpgames #dnpg #danandphilgames #daniel howell #poll #i am not satisfied #phil viddy #philip Lester #capital letter Lester #1 Phil trash #dapg #dapgames #dapg 2.0 #dan and phil games

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

Was going through old boxes earlier and found this

ITS BEEN EIGHT YEARS WHY DO I STILL HAVE IT?????

#most of the box when in the trash due to an unfortunate disintegrating purse situation #but i did save this. even though again. eight years. #dan and phil #dnp #phan #<- listen if they do a tumblr vid i want them to see my dedication #i dont want to be perceived but i want them to see. you know?

[derois]

the fact that i got catboy dan and sister daniela before daniel phake phan

#dan and phil #dan may be phil trash number 1 but he ain't competition over th phan trash n1 title #dib & pib

[purpurussy]

I'm fighting for my life trying to upload this edit omg it's not showing up in the tags, has Tumblr restricted me or something

#dan and phil #phan #dnp #trash website dumpster fire website

[thephamilybusiness]

Why can’t we just go back to soft and neat

#phan #phandom #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #trash #dan and phil #phil lester #daniel howell

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

watching again while not having an anxiety attack the entire time and like,,

dan really said “phil you make me too happy you bring too much light and comfort and unconditional love and security and a sense of home and it’s so amazing i can’t get anything done bc i feel so safe we can’t live together anymore i need to be suffering to be productive” and i have never related more to anything in my life i am fully anticipating the day where i get down on one knee and say to my current girlfriend “i want to be with you for the rest of my life would you do me the honour of… living in the same area as me but not with me?” i will be living alone in a studio apartment broke and crying everyday while also being in a committed long term relationship thank you very much

#dnp #dan and phil #phan #daniel howell #they’re so gross (affectionate) #they’re so cute (derogatory) #amazingphil #dystopia daily #idk what character dan is putting on for this show where in both episodes he’s just been a bitch but that’s another story #loved the video nonetheless #i am a dannie therefore i must constantly bully dan #dannies and phillies are the same tbh we all agree that phil is ethereal and dan is trash (so so unbelievably affectionate) #but we connect more with dan?? i know for me i AM dan so when i love him (always) it’s self love #and when i bully him (most of the time) it’s cathartic bc i hate myself #i love dan so fucking much #best white boy of the week by far #phil really is on a different plane of existence though he’s so above all of us #yeet my deet #dan howell #danisnotonfire #phil lester

[purplemocow-blog]

ugh guys you really think I have time to watch over an hour long video

#oh I absolutely will like the phan trash I am #just not tonight cuz it’s 3am #dan and phil #gamingmas 2023

[phantangled]

phil be wasting NO time

#my phone had a moment and I first saw when this said 3 mins 😔✌🏻 #I’m enjoying the dedication #no1 dan trash #also AS IF the tour starts this weekend???!!! #bitch!!!??? #i meet dan soon… what the fuck do I say to him 🤣😭 #it was much easier when both of them were there lmao #amazingphil #dan howell #dan and phil #phil lester #phan #daniel howell

[dans-stopphil2k5ever-face]

Okay, so many of the streamers I watch on twitch have recently discovered suika (the fruit game) and are playing it all the time now and talking about how great it is, when I've been here playing watermelon Phil for years now. Anyway, this is still my favorite version of the game 😂

#phil lester #it's so fun lmao #suika game #i can't remember who made this sorry! I clicked a link to it probably from tumblr but who knows #it's been bookmarked on my browser start page for years 😂 #don't mind me people only browsing the suika tag for actual fruit game content #my phan trash self will just be here enjoying my phil face game forever lol #e's endless rambling #berger shack folks should know that this is what im thinking about whenever chris plays this game

[notsosaucystuff]

Some important phannie vocabulary and phrases (in alphabetical order):

Words:

Babuse

Bub/Bubby

Capital£ester

Crafties

Craft/Crafting

Dad

Danosaur

Delia Smith

Doot

Emo

Fetus

Glabella

Gloryhole

Glue

Gnu

Hiatus

Lad/Lads

Ladydoor

Lexicon

Lion

Literally

Llama

Maltesers

Melapples

Microwave

Onomatopoeia

Phan

Phandom

Phass

Phivorce

Phol

Phouse

Placenta

Protip

Ribena

Sim/Sims

Slit

Soulmates

Susan

Twink

Twunk

Uma Thurman

Whisk

Whiskers

Yap/Yapping

Yee

2009

2012

2019

2023

Phrases:

All or nothing

Art is important

Breaking the sound barrier

Companions through life

Dip and Pip

Don't cry, craft

Do you know what a genre is?

Editing tips

"Embrace the void and have the courage to exist"

Forever home/Phorever home

Girl in Prague

Heart eyes Howell

Hello, my name is {Dan}

Help me Dad

Hey buddy

Hobbit hair

It hits different

Love eyes Lester

Lying makes you go to hell

Passenger Princess

Phil trash #1

Reasons why Dan's a fail (yay)

Right in the Florida

Soft and neat

Something something night changes

Square hair

The builders

"This guy"

"This is the most fun I've ever had"

Try new things

Twink Death

Twunk Birth

We're here, we're queer, and we're filled with existential fear

"What can I say?"

You in London?

Inserts:

Get the *insert noun* out for the lads

"Here's the thing about *insert noun*"

I'm at the cluuuuub, I need *insert noun*, but in a sexy way

Ph-*insert almost anything*

The *insert noun* fic

*Insert literally anything*-ussy*

You will get through this *insert noun*

Please leave additional words and/or phrases in the tags and I will have them to the list! <3

#dan and phil #daniel howell #phil lester #amazingphil #dan howell #danandphilgames #dnp #danisnotonfire #list

[ttlmt]

my favourite thing about the phandom is that we just add ph to anything to make it dan and phil related but really,,, that’s just Phil related. we’ve removed dan. and yes i know we’re taking it from phan-dom but still wkskdkdk phil rights and so true because dan is phil trash #1

#ttlmtbee

[fer3112]

Supposed Phil trash #1 doesn’t even know who Monty is…. Fake phan

#get on my level Dan #dan and phil

[phandomwatch]

Are you a phake phan or phil trash #1? If you weren't playing along in the chat with the trivia videos during our streaming marathon, here's your chance to give one a try!

Our winners for this vid got all 12 questions right, will you match their score??

#amazingphil #dan and phil #dnp #phandom #phil lester #phandomwatch #Youtube

[totallyredacted]

Okay, so we know Trustin isn’t a super big/popular ship among the td fandom, and that’s fine.

but IN-UNIVERSE?????????

oh BABEY…

where to FUCKING BEGIN

Like. The drama brothers are only in a few episodes, and both Justin and Trent are typically written off by the fandom as the two most forgettable characters in the entire first gen. Understandable? Yes.

BUTBUTBUT, let’s not forget that in the show, the TDB fans are Absolutely Batshit Insane, especially toward Justin and Trent. Justin is always being objectified to some degree, Trent was literally KIDNAPPED and strapped to the front of a bus by crazed fans, and the majority of Katie and Sadie’s fallings-out have stemmed from fights over one or both of them. So you KNOW that if fans are willing to go that far, who knows the kind of shit they’d do without the threat of arrest?

Basically, Justin and Trent are two conventionally attractive twunks, in a famous band, who seem to have more positive interactions with each other than anyone else, and both clearly have something very, very mentally wrong with them. I’d be lying if I didn’t say that Tumblr (especially around the early-mid 2010s) absolutely EATS THAT SHIT UP.

So in the Fresh Tv Cinematic Universe, Trustin could very well be comparable to IRL ships of that timeframe like Phan, Larry, Joshler, or Frerard, regardless of whether they actually got together or not. And if you were in the TD universe and logged onto Tumblr, their tag would be filled with fanfictions, edits and fanart, playlists, lyric art, and fucking IMAGINES. There would be a catchphrase that people would use to let others know that they are, in fact, “trustin trash”. There would be so many blogs highlighting cringey TDB fans. There would be an infamous Trustin smut fic out there known only as “The _____ Fic”, that everyone is too scared to read and yet already know everything about.

And I’m low key scared to even mention Trent on here, because lately everyone seems to hate him for some reason. I don’t know why. And sometimes I wish the fan bases for those two characters were a little bit bigger. But at the end of the day, I’m grateful that the Trustin fandom is so small, so we can just keep it cute and wholesome and not have it be such a big deal.

#total drama #total drama island #total drama action #the drama brothers #justin x trent #total drama trustin #td trustin #trustin #total drama trent #td trent #td justin #total drama justin #i hate this just as much as you guys do