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vixensajntz · 7 months

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(not writing a part three for this soo yeah.maybe in the future but not anytime soon so dont ask.) softdomplugconniexchubbyblackfemreader.nsfw.drabble.morning dick suckin.in front of a bigmirror.lazy,sensual,passionate bj.reader is sleepy during this.reader has siren eyes.connie is vocal.twt link mentioned.connie cums quick.morning wood.nuttin on the face.deepthroating.connie pushes readers head down once.//

LEMME HELP YOU

its now been officially 3 months since that night connie confessed his love to you.you have been together everyday since then and you cant leave eachother alone for the sake of anything.You never knew connie would be such a clingy baby but you arent totally mad about it.Hes been over at your house more than he is at his own home.Since you both are homebodies,all you guys do is stay with eachother at home for quality time.

Now you both are tangled together in your fluffy cheetah sheets in the early morning of december,you laying on your stomach on your side of the bed with connie on your back,laying his head in the crook of your neck.Connie ofc is the first one awake out of the both of you since…he decided that at 3 am in morning would be a great time to fuck your shit uppp…but thats besides the point.Connie has morning wood and he cant decide if he wants to wake you up…and deal with your attitude from being woken up at 10 am or if he should just let it go away…or just go into your bathroom and rub one out.Lets just say he choose the first one but it didnt go the way he expected it.

He started wth kissing down your shoulders down your back…you still arent waking up…he observes your pretty self sleeping…the cute pj set you had on with the shorts that barely cover your ass…your pretty long lashes fluttering while you dream away…your full two toned lips in the slightest pout…he just is so infiltrated by you and always has been…he always thought you were the most beautiful soul that hes ever met…now he starts to kiss down your soft cheeks making you hum…then saying in your soothing groggy voice ‘connie whats wrong?’…after those words excape from your mouth he smashes his plump tan lips into yours…you ofc kiss him back…turning your body towards him…wrapping your hand around his neck placing your other hand on his cheek…kissing him deeply…he didnt even have to say anything and you already know what he wants…just by feeling his bludge rub against your leg.

Here you are laying in between his legs while laying on your side slowly bobbing your head down his pretty pinkish tan tip…hes watching you intently while you slowly stroke him with your fresh nail set…your tounge swirling around his dick…making slurp sounds everytime you back and down on his wet dick…he groans lowly…your low siren eyes look up at him…his hazel daze filled lust eyes look back at you…hes making such a pretty face while your tryna work him thru his nut…him looking into the big mirror placed next to the side of the bed catching the perfect image of you both…your perky pierced titties pulled out of your pj shirt…having your pj shorts pulled to the side showing your wet glistening phat pussy…lifting your leg over his leg…giving him a view of all of your leg tat that he loves so much…lightly shaking your ass…him reaching his long tatted arm down slapping your phat ass having it move like water…you take his dick deeper in your throat with a hum…he hisses,that feeling is starting to bubble deep in the pit of his stomach…you taking his dick back out…swirling your tounge all over his slit…making him jerk his body slightly…slapping his tip all over your tounge…rubbing your lips up and down his side of his thick dick…slowly stroking him in your butterfly tatted hand…going down to his balls taking each one into mouth with a suck…his moans are like a perfect harmony flowing thru your ears…those sounds making you throb…you can tell hes close with the way hes twitching within your hand…’mmm baby you finna cumm?’you say squeezing his dick to get him to moan…’shitt yess’ he said slurring his words…him taking your lavender bonnet covered head into his hands…slowly pushing you down his dick…making you slowly roll your eyes back into your head once it hit that spot in your throat…his release on the tip of his tounge…he can feel it coming…’fuck baby imma cummmm’he said with a moan…he releases your head…letting you work him through his sweet nut…looking deep in his eyes…’yeahh cumm for meee,cum all over this pretty face’you say with a giggle…after hearing that he couldnt hold himself back anymore…a deep gutural groan comes within him with a line of whines coming straight after…you rubbing his tip all over your cheeks while his thick creamy nut comes flowing out all over your face and lips…his thighs are shaking…his pretty brown eyelashes are shown after he closes them from the wave of euphoria that crashed through him…licking his nut off of your lips…your face being painted like a perfect canvas in a museum.

‘now let me eat that pussy.’ he said boldly while biting his lip watching you tidy yourself up

‘boy what no.im tired im going back to sleep,you can wake me up to that later.’ you said hoping back into bed pulling the covers back over you.

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#connie x black reader #connie springer x black reader #connie x black y/n #connie aot #connie springer smut #connie x you #aot connie #connie x reader #connie smut #connie springer #aot x black reader #aot connie x black reader #aot connie x black y/n #aot smut #black fem reader

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nahimjustfeelingit-writes · 20 days

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B-STANCE & POP OUT

She said "Boogie boy, stop bitchin'," ho, I'm not your last nigga (No-no)

That's your past nigga, I'm big daddy, smash quicker (Ooh)

Damn, lil' mama fine the way you bend your ass bigger (Big)

Booty striped, Tigger, she eat dick with white Skittles (Uhh)

Baby, pull up on me (Skrrt), you can use your vice grippers

Baby, show that pussy, I ain't too big on grabbin' nipples (Ooh, ooh, ooh)…

Erik ain’t one to fuck wit. And miss Honey Bun with the big doe eyes like to tease a nigga.

He call her Honey Bun cuz she sweet and got a phat, wet cat.

How you playing in that pussy while your man got his boys over? How you keep the door cracked knowing one of ‘em can see? And Erik gonna watch. Why? Cuz he got a kink for that shit.

She keep playing…Erik ain’t one for talking too much.

“I’ma fuck the shit outta you, nut in that pussy, and make that nigga eat it after. Don’t be too scared…”

He a different type of nigga. Big Dude.

#nahimjustfeelingit-writes #new fic #killmonger imagine #killmonger fanfiction #killmonger smut #erik killmonger

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be-more-horny · 1 month

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You know you wanna smash this phat ass! 💎💎

#BeMoreHorny

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fiddle-the-new-faun · 2 years

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Kochou Shinobu - Kimetsu no Yaiba

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cinamun · 8 months

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I may get some heat for this but I'm okay that. To me Ryker is no different than DJ. They're almost identical. DJ comes from money but he's by no means strait laced. Ryker has money and neither is he. Dj has a beautiful girlfriend with a phat ass that he wanted to smash. So, he had to wine dine, and finesse her. Ryker is doing the same exact thing. Both are very handsome and have resources and could've bagged any girl and probably with less work. Yet they both chose to invest their time, money and feelings into the one they really wanted.

But yet Ryker is someone to be leery of and I still don't understand how? He's a horny teenage guy with a bad ass girlfriend just like DJ. Except we don't know him outside of Indira the way we know DJ.

SEE!!! This is why I asked if he was trying to say he loved her in the little pre-freshen up make out session!! Because why did he go so hard for Dira knowing he could smash any girl in school? Dira wanted to know if she was just a conquest too!! And if Ryker was running his mouth so much about Dira I'm sure he heard about the beat down her brother put on the lightskinned one with the big rims and a fetish for bathroom blow jobs.

#idek anymore #story stuff

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rachel-raven-roth · 1 year

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"What? A girl has to make a living somehow."

#azarath metrion zinthos! (ic)#not my art #phat smash #maid raven

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lilmisscookieslut · 6 months

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plaindangan · 6 months

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After seeing Angie turn her class ultra popular by using a golden boombox on maki and kirumi, junko can’t wait to treat mikan and peko the same~! Despair and Atua agree on one thing, and that’s how girls and boys twerking is peak~

Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not read!

"Thank you both for coming to help in my little...arrangement~" Junko said. Currently, both her, Peko and Mikan were on stage in the school's auditorium. Seemingly no one else was to arrive. With a shy smile, Mikan nodded at Junko.

"A-anything for you~" Though in Peko's case, her arms were crossed and she was giving a look of disapproval at Junko.

"You kept pestering my Young Master. If it means getting you away from him, then I'll bear the burden of putting up with a whelp like yourself."

"Ouch!! You words a vewwwwy scawwwy!!" said Junko in her cutesy act before shifting back to her 'usual' diva self. "But what I have planned shouldn't take two much of your time! All I want is to see those big, juicy, butts of yours shake a little~" Junko said as she patted the boombox next to her.

"Sh-shake?" Mikan repeated, face blushing a bit as she instinctively covered her backside with her hands. Peko looked annoyed and slightly confused.

"You drag us both out her for lewd dancing? Why would either of us agree to that?" With a slasher like smile, Junko wagged her finger.

"Oh, both of you will see what I mean soon~" Without much warning she turned on the boombox, cranking it up to a rather loud setting that had both girls initially covering their ears.

"S-s-s-so loud!!!!" Mikan shrieked and Peko grimaced.

"Turn that infernal thing d...down? Huh?" As their ears gradually grew accustomed to the sound, so did Peko began to realize just how hypnotic this music was~ Before she knew it, her feet was tapping to the beat and she was was beginning to shake her hips with a swagger she didn't knew she had in her.

How was Mikan faring...oh. When Peko looked to her side, she saw Mikan, bent over and sticking her cheeks out in a vulgar display usually unbecoming of suck a meek girl. But the look on her face, one of shockingly composed calm (dare Peko say...confidence), showed she was experienced in the manner. With a smile, she ripped off her skirt, flashing to the world (okay, just Junko and Peko for now) her good underneath. A chubby, massively thicc, bubble butt that was barely contained in a pair of small white panties.

CLAP, CLAP, CLAP!!!

In time with with beat were nurse buns clapping away without an ounce of care in the world, all while Mikan was putting her hair back in a ponytail. Turning to Peko, Mikan giggled and winked at her. As it ramped back up again, Mikan dropped low and began to twerk rapidly and without seemingly any need for a rest. As if this was her natural element. And...was it just Peko or was that phat ass of her's getting even larger...eh?!

Speaking of larger, Peko had been so engrossed by Mikan's dancing that she had only just now realized that, in addition to her body dancing more lewdly, her own ass was increasing incredibly. But, strangely, she didn't want it to stop. In fact, as she feels her tights begin to rip, she became feeling elated. So much so, she dropped to the floor, moaning softly as she was face down with her ass up. Joining Mikan in making two moons shake to no end~

But when that wasn't enough? Why, after giving Mikan's rump a good bump to the side, Peko went over to the boombox and began twerking right on-top of it. Each beat having her set of doughy, wobbly, pale buns smash right into them (it's a miracle it hasn't broken yet). By now the swordswoman hair was undone and her glasses having fallen off. But was she concerned about it? Hell no, this was the one of the few times she could truly cut loose~

Though what neither girl was noticing was Junko filming such arrangement and gradually letting people in to witness such a show. For a price~ Hey, if Angie can make moolah for her cult from this, so can Junko make profit for her crime organization~

It's only fair~

#DRenoshima-R18 #DRtsumiki-R18 #DRpekoyama-R18 #coweade asks

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bluepoodle7 · 9 months

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#Shezow #ThinkingAboutReviewingEachEpisode #Sheviews #MyThoughts

(I will be editing this post a lot and there might be multiple parts.)

I'm thinking about rewatching Shezow again but might make a review on each episode and maybe add my thoughts to it then at the end put what episodes I liked in order.

I wish this show got a second sheason.

Maybe keep the artstyle the same but make it better animated.

Maybe add Dudepow's evil version and Maz's parents.

I'm already dreading She-Phat I remember seeing most of the episodes on The Hub then later just Youtubeing the rest.

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This is my first time reviewing a whole series so go easy on me.

I remember seeing this ad play on the Hub Network Channel when it was a thing.

Then later checked it out.

0:32

Image and video not mine but link is there.

Shezow (Premiere Promo) - Hub Network - YouTube

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The Pilot differences.

SheeZaam

I have seen the SheeZaam pilot a long time ago when it was basically lost media.

I think this pilot was aired on G4 for the Midnight Spank block but I never watched it but researched about this and the Disney Shezow pilots.

I was too young to watch that and I never knew when it aired.

But I did like the ads for it.

The SheeZaam pilot looks like something I would see on Newgrounds randomly and also the origin of the laser lipstick at 02:20 but it's a actual laser instead of a lightsaber or a beam sword from smash bros.

It's pretty dated like a old school offensive Newgrounds cartoon but for a flash cartoon standards it's okay and it was made in 2005.

If this show stayed adult I know the jokes would either get better with the right writers or worse but it depends on the time period.

I would add these characters as background characters like Joe Halpern just being a trash man then later helping the new Shezow fight crime while making dated jokes and maybe be annoyed by the she puns that replace his cursing.

Maybe make Joe slowly get more progressive in later episodes.

I give it a 5/10.

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The Disney Version Of Shezow.

This aired in 2007 on Disney's Shorty McShorts' Shorts pilot block where I think all the pilots never made it.

I never got to see this on my tv since back then I didn't really watch Disney a lot during those days I was mostly into Cartoon Network, Nick, and maybe other kids networks at the time.

This show really likes the dude looks like a lady joke and the no way José jokes.

I just wonder what the "I wasn't talking about the house." joke was about at 01:02-01:11.

I hope it's not bad.

I wish guy in the new show kept the fart knockers saying though.

Also add back in the bully characters and add José back in as a student that Guy knew before Maz.

01:58

This scene gave me a idea on a artwork I made with the 2012 guy looking in the mirror behind pilot guy.

Also the show made it canon that José was made to not know that Guy and Shezow are the same person which is weird to me but also had a crush on Shezow which is just Guy in bugs bunny drag but not knowing it.

I guess in the 2012 pilot they scrapped that detail.

The Shezow chant is different and its about pinching all the cheeks, the Shelair was hot pink and Sheila is just a lip tv, and feminine intuition or in the 2012 show it's She-S-P or a sixth sense.

The theme is different at 05:09-05:18.

This has the origin of the super sheslap at 03:46-03:48 and the laser lipstick returns but as a laser sword at 04:37 which is interesting to me.

This version of Shezow looks better animated for 2007 then the 2005 which was choppy and I wonder if Disney was brave enough to pick this show up would it be different then the 2012 version.

Also would Guy count as a Disney princess if they made a episode where Shezow got crowned as one?

Also the truck reminds me of the Illbleed trap with the truck from level 3.

The Truck trap I'm talikng about.

A blog about obscurity stuff, plushies and food. on Tumblr - #Woodmill Truck Trap

04:22

Forgot Disney Pilot Shezow has to pull his hair to do the first sonic scream.

02:50-02:59

Also in SheeZaam had that tampon weapon that suck up and contains liquid enemies which is cool.

I wonder if the tv network executives would allow Shezow to carry a tampon or a pad to use as a weapon?

Also the gendered bathroom scene returns in the 2012 version but the 2007 version had it at 05:13.

The 2012 version had the same scene at 0:29.

SheZow Files : She-S-P - YouTube

I give it a 6/10.

SheZow on Vimeo

2012 Shezow Pilot

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Now we are getting into familiar territory.

The first half is a little different from the Disney pilot.

José is replaced by Maz and has more of a friendship connection than José in the pilot.

Maz has a personality unlike José who is just a joke device and falling in love with your best friend troupe.

The bullies are gone and the "I'm not talking about the house." joke was removed in this pilot.

But in the 2012 Shezow Pilot the movers saying no problem and yep when putting up the furniture in the house.

Instead of in the Disney pilot there is only one mover by himself moving everything inside the house while just saying yep, an mhm noises, yeah, and okay.

The truck crashing scene is not here in the 2012 pilot.

Both guys still have the toxic masculinity sayings like the "girly unpacking" and it's a guy thing".

Both Kelly's still are the most intelligent of the team and Guy in the 2012 makes puns right out the gate.

The 2007 guy kind of sounded a little mean and called his boy squad fart knockers.

The "I'm not talking about the house." joke gets replaced with "Nice digs." and "I wish I had a Aunt Agnus." And Maz is the one to explain what is happening to the mover in the 2012 pilot and in the 2007 pilot it was Guy who said that information.

Both Guy's both toss stuff including the urn of their dead Aunt Agnes and both make the similar saying in both scenes.

Both Guy's make the tacky ring joke.

The Shezow change chants in the 2007 and 2012 are both different.

But the 2012 version of Shezow is the best dressed of the three pilots and also I like the leopard print.

Kelly in the Disney pilot just info dumps what Shezow is while 2012 Kelly is a mega fan and wants to be Shezow. (Remember that for later.)

Both Guy's snatch the ring away from their sisters.

You know what I want to know.

How did both Guy's know the chants when they find it too girly to pay attention to it?

Dude looks like a lady joke returns. 3:37-3:38

And both Guy's say "Say whut?" But the Disney Guy had better delivery of the joke.

I like it that this show has that Ben 10 rule where the user can't take off the ring until the user dies troupe.

The 2012 Shezow pilot has a I wonder what power I have montage.

The Shelair was behind the mirror and is a nice touch.

This shelair looks better than the 2007 Disney pilot and Shelia went from being a mouth tv to being a Ai like character similar to Karen in Spongebob.

02:47

Now we are in the new ideas added to the Shezow story.

I like it how Guy was like nah and then sees the Shehicle then says ok.

Remember Guy and Kelly are 12 and driving.

Guy is pretty good at driving even doing the MIB ceiling driving to avoid traffic.

The whole Shezow can't fly thing. (Keep that for later.)

Guy says Sheilarious at 6:35-6:36.

Shezow is as fast as sonic with super speed but running in heels is something to work on.

The She-S-P gets explained at 7:35-7:36.

Also the commercial break animations are pretty cool and feels like old school anime commercial break things.

7:48-8:14

SheZow S01E01 SheZow Happens & Coldfinger - YouTube

They say "Get the dog's jewels and his too." and that flew over my head when I first watched it and caught me off guard.

8:33-8:35

Yeah the dad hates Shezow for saving the day instead of the police doing it.

Reminds me of the Powerpuff Girls episode with the donut eating cop getting mad that the girls are saving the day instead of the cops.

But I would love to know more about Guy's Dad.

Also the closet threw up on on you joke is a wow.

10:41-10:43.

I want a vinyl figure of Guy in Shezow form with the random stuff he found in his closet to cover up that he is Shezow.

I like it that the show let Maz be part of the Shezow squad instead of being the guesser on why Guy keeps leaving. This is way better than what they did to José.

Also Maz saying a whole bunch of shepuns to guy and him looking annoyed is pretty cool.

I thought they would have made Maz a toxic person but he is just a happy chill guy.

11:17

Guy had to say Sheyeah to change back while in the Disney and SheeZaam pilots I think the power just poofs away then reappears when danger is near but I'm not sure.

Also Sheroes are the canon fan name similar to bronies for Mlp.

I remember the Shezow Creator having a tumblr where you can ask him questions but it's long gone now but I know a few things from looking at Tumblr from the outside without a account in the past.

Like Shezap is both male and female.

And how Aunt Agnes died and who killed her.

Shezow and Logan did go out but it was for a Shezow thing.

The creator is okay with Guy and Maz being a thing.

Maz's parents if shown were one is male and one is female.

Is a White and Asian couple.

I give this show a 8/10.

Images not mine but links are there.

The Shezow Tumblr that archived the creator's posts.

The Shezow Database! on Tumblr - #post by Obie Scott Wade

#Shezow #Thinking About Reviewing Each Episode #Sheviews #My Thoughts

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howlingday · 2 years

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jaune the wizard au) cinder fall is the greatest of all necromancers she's also the most beautiful and intelligent. soon all the world will know how awesome she is and then she'll get a handsome boyfriend and-

NO SHUT UP MASTER IT'S NOT A PHASE THIS IS WHO SHE IS NOW! YOU'RE JUST UPSET THAT I'M GROWING UP AND THAT MY GIRLFRIEND EMERALD HAS A PHAT ASS!

she lost her cool there, where was she? ah damn she forgot. anyways it's time for her to hang out in a graveyard with her girlfriend and be cool! (cinder is a teenager going through her rebellious phase and is doing necromancy to impress her new girlfriend emerald. salem just wants to do what's best for her little girl)

Necromancy was often classified in other kingdoms as Black, or Evil magic, due to the often dubious intent behind using it. Among other such magics was blood manipulation, soul captures, mind control, and sleeping curses. Also on the list, for whatever reason, was illusions.

And Emerald hated that.

Growing up, her mother often called her gifted. In their hovel, she would attempt to cheer up her mother by creating beautiful flowers, or grackles on the window. Her mother loved grackles.

The only illusions her mother forbade were "pleasants," things that they didn't have, such as food or water or clean floors. She said it was wishful thinking that served only to disappoint.

Illusions also served to distract herself from her mother's work, as she was forced to... "entertain" guests while Emerald was sent out playing. It was one night when a man wasn't satisfied with her mother and came for her as well.

It was both the worst and greatest night of her life, as it was the night she met-

"DAMN IT ALL!" A reanimated corpse was smashed to pieces as Cinder Fall, Emerald's savior and girlfriend, brought her foot down on it's bowing skull. "Even the simple ones aren't enough to satisfy."

"You're almost there, Cinder." Emerald smiled. "I, uh, think that one said lemon."

"It said nothing." Cinder growled, turning away after twisting her heel. "Necromancy shouldn't be this hard. I was already practicing when I met you, and that was almost a year ago."

"You'll get there." Emerald replied. "If there's one person I know who can make the dead look alive, it's Cinder Fall."

"And my mother." Cinder turned her gaze away.

"Right, uh..." Emerald scratched her cheek, then perked up at an idea. Focusing her mind, sunlight bent and curved as shapes formed in mid-air before being pigmented by many shades of colors until a bright blue skull with yellow cavities appeared at Cinder's feet.

Cinder looked down at the colorful corpse, whose green tongue lolled out it's side, making her cover her mouth to withhold a laugh. The skull rolled around until landed on it's back. The skull's eyes, black-outlined blue spheres with red irises, popped out in surprise, causing Cinder to let out her withheld laughter, holding her stomach from how hard it was. Emerald blinked and the colorful cadaver cranium collapsed into nothingness. She smiled at her girlfriend, who approached her and held her cheek.

"Oh, Emerald," she cooed, leaning closer, "what would I do without you?"

"You would actually be an accomplished necromancer, for one." Cinder flinched as her mother's words cut her out of her joy. "And for two, you would have caught these trespassers."

"Last I checked," Cinder turned, looking at the overbearing witch of a mother as she held the blond, foolish intruder, "I was your daughter, not your hound."

"I am aware, Cinder," Salem tossed the knight to the ground, bound by magic manacles of bone and rotted sinew, "because a dog would have actually caught them."

"And yet I was never allowed a puppy." Emerald giggled at Cinder's quip.

Salem sighed. "In any case, I have captured him because I thought you would benefit to learn this boy is the same age as you," Salem leaned closer, "and has accomplished far more than you ever have."

Cinder flinched.

"Tell me, Cinder; what do you know of Shadow Lions?" Salem asked.

"Magical beasts from the Black planes. Ten times the size of a normal lion."

"A normal lion?"

Cinder sighed. "A mortal lion."

"Yes, and this boy, trained by Ozpin himself, has slain two. A lioness and a lion."

Cinder became stiff at that. A lioness was one thing, but a lion was twice that size and much more vicious, to say nothing of their magical abilities. Could this boy be that much stronger.

"Liar!" Cinder screeched. "There is no way this fool could have slain those beasts alone!"

"I didn't." The prisoner weakly groaned. Cinder beamed until her opened his mouth again. "I had help from the divines, and from Neo, and from Dame Nikos of Atlas."

"The divines, a pixie, and knight." Salem counted. "Such strange company you keep, dog of Ozpin."

"Can you just let us go?" He asked. "We're only here because Ozpin wanted his stupid mug back!"

"Ugh, of course he did."

"Wait, 'we'?" Emerald asked.

"Yes," Salem answered, reaching into her robe, "him, and his companion." A small, red light shook at her fingertips.

"Let me go!" The light shouted. "And your pocket smells like mint!"

"It's called 'carrying ingredients'." Salem growled. Her focus returned to Cinder. "Do you understand why I brought them here, Cinder?"

"A hero... and a fairy..." Cinder nodded. "Yes, mother." She drew the knife from her boot. "Emerald, look away, please." She did as she was asked.

"Wait, wait, wait!" The blond protested. "All of this for a stupid mug?! Argh! Damn you, Ozpin! You and your stupid, sexy, demon familiar!"

"Wait!" Salem ordered. Skeletal hands and arms pushed Jaune to his feet, forcing him face to face with Salem. Her eyes seemed alight with rage. "What? Familiar?"

"Uh, G-Glynda?" Jaune answered. "She's been at his side for... as long as I've known him."

"So, you're telling me..." Salem grew taller, her fingers longer, allowing Ruby to escape to his side, and her eyes brighter with burning hatred. "Ozma... RE.... MARRIED?!"

"Uh, I, uh, wouldn't say remarried," Jaune nervously chuckled, "more like he entered a binding contract with another being based on trust and bonding and by the divines, I married Neo."

"OZMA!" Salem screeched, her powers wildly fluctuating. The binds around his wrists shattered, prompting him to flee. Skeletons and corpses clambered from the soft earth. They scampered about in their new life, attacking stones and trees, even taking their headstones to smash against the ground. "I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR!"

"Oh, don't be such a drama queen!" Salem looked down to see a tiny Cinder scowling at her, rolling her eyes as Salem snarled. "Even I didn't react like this when Winter broke up with me."

"Oh?" Salem returned to normal. "So I must have imagined you moping about, writing sad poetry about, 'How I'll never love again'?"

"No, you didn't, but I never caused the dead to rise up and smash everything!"

"Because you couldn't!"

"You know what?!"

"HEY!" The two snapped their attention to Emerald, who had her hands on her hips, jerking her head back behind her. "They're getting away."

"Oh, just let them go." Salem waved them off, then snapped her fingers, causing the bodies to fall to inanimate states once more. "And Cinder, as you were so kind to... assist me in my emotional outburst, I will oversee your training myself today."

"Oh... Uh, thank you, Sa-" Cinder cleared her throat. "Thanks, Mom."

Emerald smiled, playing with the address script Jaune wrote out for her. It would be good for Cinder to have a friend. Especially someone who knew exactly what she was going through.

#rwby #rwby au #jaune the wizard au #cinder fall #emerald sustrai #cinem #chaos emeralds #cinder x emerald #green glass #salem #jaune arc #ruby rose

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randomvarious · 8 months

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Today's compilation:

Now That's What I Call Music! 7 2001 R&B / Hip Hop / Dance-Pop / Pop / Teen Pop / Alternative Rock / Pop-Rock

Hey, gang, it's time for another look back at some of those early 2000s, with this spoonful of top 40 and radio nostalgia, provided by the most pervasive compilation series that the US has and will probably ever know, the one and only Now That's What I Call Music!

So, let's first set the mood right with an ad for this particular release, shall we? And, by the way, when you order it by credit card or check/debit, you'll also receive a Now sunglass case absolutely free! Wow!! 😲😎🆒

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So, this seventh installment of Now actually appears to represent a pretty significant change for this whole series, because, for the first time, with this highly popular enterprise that had been pretty much aimed exclusively at kids, the executive decision was finally made to *really* let hip hop in. See, prior to this album, the first six volumes of Now had only ever included a total of *three* rap tunes on them: Jay-Z's "Hard Knock Life," Mystikal's "Shake It Fast," and The Rugrats Movie theme, "Take Me There," by Blackstreet and Mýa, featuring Blinky Blink and Mase (and if you wanna be charitable, there was also Limp Bizkit's "Nookie" too, I guess). So, with a pretty glaring omission of a very popular genre such as hip hop, those releases made for predominant blends of mostly teen pop, adult contemporary, and radio-friendly alterna-rock. And that no doubt still yielded a solid reproduction of hits from the conglomeration of labels that agreed to join forces and put out these CDs and cassettes in the first place, but they were also pretty clearly somewhat incomplete too.

But with this album, things were starting to shift around a bit, and rap was getting its due at the expense of less alterna-rock, and since the boy band wars were coming to a close, slightly less teen pop as well. So, on this seventh volume of Now, we finally see five songs that could be categorized as hip hop: Nelly's "Ride Wit Me;" Mystikal's "Danger (Been So Long);" R. Kelly's "Fiesta Remix," which featured Jay-Z and Boo & Gotti; Eve's "Let Me Blow Ya Mind;" and The Neptunes' remix of the Backstreet Boys' "The Call," which featured Clipse. Clearly, a very big and sudden change here.

But of course, there was still some teen pop, alterna-rock, and a whole lot of R&B to surround all this newly introduced rap music too. And no tune among them happened to go any harder than Destiny's Child's' "Survivor," a song that took the group's criticisms and jokes made about their own personnel turnover to task and ended up resulting in the most ferocious and intense single that they'd ever made; an absolute, certified, string-frenzied banger that you can cathartically wallop a punching bag to 🥊😤. Beyoncé's entry is just so electrifying on this one, and the chorus' constant background chants of "What?" à la DMX, are super infectious too.

And following that one, in order to calm things down a bit, was Janet Jackson's relaxed dance-pop smash, "All for You," which goes on a little bit of a disco tip of its own, thanks to its sampling of those rich keys from Change's "The Glow of Love," a 1980 song that, just two years prior, had also been famously sampled by UK dance duo Phats & Small for their own enormous global house hit, "Turn Around." And to bring all of this full circle here, guess what the name of Phats & Small's debut album was that included that "Turn Around" tune on it? Now Phats What I Small Music! 😮

Also, who could forget that socially conscious and gratuitously gritty portrayal of impoverished single motherhood, "What Would You Do," by New Jersey one-hit wonder City High, that also happened to be a total singalong bop and managed to climb all the way up to #8 on the Billboard Hot 100? And it had that iconic, completely unexpected beat change on its bridge to Dr. Dre's "The Next Episode" too? Huh?!? A pretty essential entry for one of those 'Only Y2K Kids Will Remember These Songs' kinda list, though, I think.

And yet, despite the fact that 2000 and 2001 had clearly produced a lot of quality mainstream hip hop and R&B tunes, the most played song on American radio in 2001 was still a rock track. And, absurdly, it was that inescapable piece of soft and tamed post-grunge, "Hanging by a Moment," by Christian contemporary band Lifehouse. Certainly a fun one to listen back to and reminisce on, but in hindsight, it also happens to sound like pretty damn generic garbage 😅. And the ridiculous Eddie Vedder/Scott Weiland/Scott Stapp vocal affect definitely didn't help things either. How did we all just sit there and, not only tolerate, but fully embrace that gimmick for so long?! It's so bad!

And last, but certainly not least, on this album is American Hi-Fi's "Flavor of the Weak," a super catchy tune that, along with SR-71's "Right Now," really seemed to presage that whole Warped Tour-branded deluge of safety scissors-power pop-mall punk that was on the way. That pair of similar singles would come out in the latter half of 2000 and hit big on Billboard's alternative chart, and then acts like New Found Glory, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Sum 41, and Avril Lavigne would all soon achieve fame over the next couple years. And as stupid as it was, you have to admit that the "too stoned; Nintendo" line was actually also kinda perfect!

So, a bit of a different excursion here with this seventh volume of Now. And maybe it was a little risky too, to change the formula in order to include a whole lot more hip hop on it, especially when plenty of parents were still very averse to allowing their kids to listen to the genre. But those fears were most likely assuaged when the numbers started rolling in: #1 on the Billboard 200 album chart, the series' highest opening week in sales at 621,000 copies sold, a triple-platinum seller, and their first installment to hit Billboard's Top R&B/Hip Hop Albums chart too, managing to peak at #3. Volume 7 was one of the series' biggest commercial successes to date, and it clearly proved that the hip hop was certainly capable of helping the series move some serious units 🤑.

Another terrific trip down memory lane here, courtesy of this extremely popular series 🥰.

Highlights:

Destiny's Child - "Survivor" Janet Jackson - "All for You" Samantha Mumba - "Baby, Come Over (This Is Our Night)" Jennifer Lopez - "Play" Backstreet Boys - "The Call (Neptunes Remix W/ rap)" 3LW - "Playas Gon' Play" Nelly feat. City Spud - "Ride Wit Me" Mystikal feat. Nivea - "Danger (Been So Long)" R. Kelly feat. Jay-Z, Boo, Gotti - "Fiesta Remix" Eve - "Let Me Blow Ya Mind" City High - "What Would You Do" Lifehouse - "Hanging by a Moment" American Hi-Fi - "Flavor of the Weak"

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