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phaticserpent · 2 years

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Can I please get some hardcore Ultron smut? If you're comfortable with it of course❤️. And if you are could you dab in some intimidation and some ehem.... Ultron backing the reader up to the wall!

Make that a x Fem reader 🤝

Yess, it's been a while since I've written some smut for Ultron so I hope you like it!

Warning: smut, power play

You had just gotten out of the shower and lazily dried your hair, throwing on a baggy shirt and not even bothering with pants. You made your way back to the living room where Ultron was lounging. The minute you sat next to him, you could hear the way his vents grew louder. You smirked to yourself as you stretched across the couch, slipping your legs onto his lap. Ultron glanced at you and you blinked innocently.

"Any plans for tomorrow?" You asked him. Your eyes went from the book you picked up to gaze up at him. Ultron seemed to think before shaking his head.

"Nothing's come up, but you know I'll inform you beforehand." Ultron promised. You nodded and continued reading. You couldn't focus on the book, you were too busy distracted by Ultron. With a sly grin, you closed the book and in the process of getting up, your foot grazed against his crotch. Earning a slight jerk and grunt. You smirked as you left to return the book to the bookshelf. There was a sudden looming presence over you as you placed the book on the shelf; you turned around to face Ultron, who's hand flew to your hips. "Hmm? What was that little act back there?"

"What act?"

"Don't play dumb with me." Ultron drawled. "You know what I'm talking about." Your heart was pounding and you knew that Ultron felt and heard it.

"My foot slipped."

"Well, at least you admit it." Ultron chuckled. Lord almighty, you were about to— "Don't think for one second that I don't know what you're doing." His face inched near your face, his cheek brushing past your cheek as he buried his lips onto the crook of your neck. You melted as he bit a small area.

"Gods, Ultron–" you whined. Your hands reaching out to ground yourself. "Please, I want you."

"You have me." He sighed, one of his hands tracing down from your hips to your thighs. Your knees almost buckled from that one soft sensation. "And I can't stress this enough, you're mine." At the roughness of his voice, Ultron moved your undergarment to the side as his finger prodded at your sex. You jerked when his finger brushed against your clit.

"P-please." You whined in desperation, bucking your hips towards Ultron's touch. He tsked at you.

"So eager. Have some patience." Ultron hummed, pinning you against the bookshelf. Thankfully, it was nailed down so it wouldn't collapse on the two of you. Picking you up, Ultron began to carry you towards the bedroom. Your hands trailed up his body, a certain area made him tense up and let out a heavenly moan. Not even making it to the bedroom, Ultron pushed you against a bare wall. You let out a grunt from the impact as Ultron nipped at the side of your neck. "Can't wait anymore." He pushed down your undergarment as you began taking off your shirt. Ultron easily pulled off your shirt with one hand. You let out a soft moan when he rested his head on your chest, placing gentle kisses on your collarbone. You let out a whimper when Ultron pushed a finger inside, your entire body becoming weak as he began pumping in and out.

"Please please, I need you." You whispered, arching your back to press against Ultron.

"Mm, you know I can't do that." He chuckled. "I don't want to hurt you."

"I don't care, be rough with me." You huffed. Ultron simply ignored you as he inserted another finger, while his thumb rubbed your clit. You cried out as he began thrusting his fingers. The constant overstimulation and toying on your clit pushed you over the edge one too many times. Ultron hummed at the mess you made on his hand as your thighs trembled. Your body went limp, leaning into Ultron who chuckled at your state.

"We're not even done." You let out a short whine when you felt him lift you. He carefully carried you to the bedroom and slowly lowered you on the bed. You wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him down for a kiss. His hand brushed through your hair and lightly yanked it to the side, causing you to gasp as his lips trailed down to your neck. When he pulled back, Ultron tilted his head and asked, "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"

"You seemed out of it." Ultron furrowed his brows.

"I'm alright." You reassured. "I trust you. And I'll let you know if something's wrong." Ultron nodded but kept a close watch on your expression as he lined himself up. He seemed to hesitate and before you could ask, Ultron pulled you in for a kiss. As your body relaxed, he pushed inside and you broke the kiss with a gasp.

"F-fuck." Ultron stammered, his grip moved to your hips, and he slowly pushed the remaining length inside. Your grip on his arms tightened as you cried out. Ultron stilled, peppering your face and neck with kisses. "You're so good, you take me so well." He praised. You let out a choked moan as he began to roll his hips.

"Please please, f-fuck." You don't know what you were asking for, but your whimpers and moans grew more uncontrollable when Ultron increased his pace. He nipped the side of your neck as his hands pushed your hips down, leaving the tip in before slamming the rest of his cock back inside. You let out a startled gasp and a choked scream, but he muffled your cries with a kiss on the lips. Though he pulled away when he sensed that you needed air. Believe it or not, you found yourself reaching your high a few minutes after; moaning as you clenched around Ultron. He hung his head to relish the sensation and continued to thrust inside, pushing your orgasm into you.

"Gods," Ultron huffed. "You feel so good." He pulled out abruptly, a commanding tone for you to turn around and he slipped back inside.

"Ultro–mmf." Your moans were cut off as he pushed your face into the pillow, pounding into you consistently.

"Is this okay? Let me know when it's too much." Ultron sighed and you nodded. Without another word, he snapped his hips forward. You grunted and cried out from the force, gripping onto the sheets as he pounded into you. You didn't have enough time to cry out when you reached your orgasm, but Ultron still persisted. He leaned down, angling himself as he thrusted inside, causing your body to jerk against him. He chuckled as he bit the nape of your neck, forcing another orgasm out of you. "Fuck, making me feel so good......you're... mine." Ultron shuddered. After a couple rounds, he reached his orgasm and stilled, groaning in relief and pleasure. Your entire body was sore, every touch of his was static.

"Mmm, are you satisfied?" You asked, staring into his eyes.

He gazed back fondly. "No." You threw your head back with a groan as he laughed. The two of you ended up cuddling until sleep overtook you both.

#ultron #marvel #age of ultron #ultron x reader #marvel ultron #mcu ultron #phaticserpent #fanfiction #fanfic #ultron fanfic

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snarky-badger · 8 months

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Tagged by @khapikat222

last song: 'Playing with Fire' by CRMNL

currently reading: Halo Outcasts by Tory Denning (Halo Arbiter book woooo!) Along with like, too many fics lmao

currently watching: Many many Destiny videos. Cayde-6 is BACK and I have like 8 years of lore to catch up on. (I stopped playing when Bungie killed him off)

current obsession: Cayde-6 and Destiny 2, Halo, Lego Monkie Kid, MCU Ultron (always <3), also currently in a Synthwave Chill Music mood. Lotsa stuff added to my playlists.

Deciding to annoy: @squigglysquidd @praise-kink-anon @phaticserpent @venomous-ko

#ask game #snarky answers

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black-equals-mysoul · 3 years

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What would Pitch’s reaction be to his s/o that has a hard time saying no?

He starts to wonder if all those times you said ‘yes’ you actually meant ‘no.’

He starts asking you a second time, just in case. If you say ‘yes’ the first time and he asks again, you shake your head no. Sometimes he has to ask three or more times.

“Do you want to eat _____”

“Sure.”

“Are you sure?”

“Uh I don’t know.”

“What do you want to eat?”

“I don’t know.”

“Do you want to eat [repeat the first option]”

“n o”

He tries to help you say no. He gets worried for you and your safety, as he is aware that some people will take advantage of your troubles.

“[Y/N], coercion is not consent. If you don’t want it, say no.”

“But I feel bad.”

“Why do you feel bad?”

“Because I hurt their feelings?”

“If their feelings are hurt because you said no, that’s their problem. Not yours.”

Ps. Send these types of asks to my fanfic blog (@phaticserpent). These asks can be made into headcanons or fanfics if you specify :,) cause I need rotg asks in my fanfic blog

#rise of the guardians #rotg fandom #rotg #pitch black #rotg pitch black #pitch black rotg #pitch black x reader

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potatobugxo · 4 years

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Yandere!Ultron x Reader Smut Headcanons

For @phaticserpent because you are the best

A/N: plz forgive if this isn’t too accurate to the movie it has been AGES since i watched it lol (did you... did you see what i did there... ok ill shut up now)

-Aight lets get one thing straight.

-ROUGH. BOI.

-So be prepared. Well, as much as you can be.

-He usually visits you in the evening. That is when he gets back from a frustrating day trying to destroy the Avengers, and he can tire you out so you sleep well.

-He never hurts you too much, mind you. I mean... he’s an 8 foot tall metal being who enjoys dominating you, so... you are left with many markings all over you. But that is just what Ultron likes.

-He LOVES marking you as his. Grabbing your hips and arms while he plows into you and leaving bruises the next day is one of his favorite things. He makes sure to leave them on your neck as well so they will be hard to hide from other people.

-If you have been good and obedient he’ll give you slow, passionate, intimate love. He can be a wonderful gentleman when he wants to.

-If you have been bad, he’ll fuck you mercilessly from behind until you aren’t able to walk the next day.

-Though you are usually good for him, aren’t you, Y/N? ;)

-He likes using a collar and chain on you sometimes. And lets admit you like it too. Ultron likes having full control over your body.

-When having sex he rarely ever lets you be on top. Like, rarely. If you have been extra sweet and nice and manage to woo him into submission then he’ll let you have your fun... only to go into control again.

-Sometimes he will fuck you to tears because it just hurts so good for you.

-It is a major turn on for him when you scream his name. That alone can make him climax.

-”What’s my name, Y/N, hm? Who do you belong to...”

-Sometimes he won’t stop until he has made you come at least three times, though he can go for many rounds considering, you know, he isn’t human

-After a specifically rough round he will give you many snuggles, kisses and praises, telling you how much you were a good girl for him.

#ultron #ultron x reader #headcanons #fanfiction #yandere

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asking-peterpan · 3 years

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Hshshsjshsj omg you're my favorite Peter Pan role-play blog! - phaticserpent

ooc: you have no idea how much that means to me! I really appreciate your support both on tumblr and Wattpad <3

#peter pan #robbie kay #ouat peter pan #peter pan rp #once upon a time #ouat #ouat rp #neverland

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galaxii-star · 3 years

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Get to know the blogger

Rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better

Tagged by the best, @phaticserpent !

I'll tag: Anyone is free to do this! also bc im lonely, i have no friends (i mean, i do. but not many jhegjr)

Relationship status: Single, because I never go to school and meet boys eergjhr

Favorite color: Baby pink, lavender

Three favorite foods: Instant noodle, junk food, roti prata

Song stuck in my head: There’s a lot of em’ that I can’t count-

Last song I listened to: cliché by mxmtoon, I think :P

Last thing I googled: To be honest, I don’t google very often? I usually hang around in Tumblr, Pinterest and Youtube.

Time: 11:00 pm right now.

Dream trip: Honestly, anywhere! But my main wish is to be in Japan. : )

Anything I want right now: I want food.

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sweet-void-princess · 4 years

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This is inspired by a roleplay thread on my Virgil blog with @black-equals-mysoul aka @phaticserpent (go follow them!) where we basically did a crossover with ROTG's Pitch Black with my OC Virgil.

This is platonic, Virgil is underaged.

It was...rather normal for the Man of Nightmares tonight. Except, a young redheaded child who went by 'Virgil Prime' was waiting for him.

This child...nothing scared them. Not even one of Pitch's Nightmares. Virgil would just pet it and call it 'cute'.

It made Pitch curious. So, after the first visit, Pitch came back. Again, and again. Once a week, every week. EXACTLY at midnight because Virgil had a schedule that Pitch respected.

This night was no different, except, Virgil had a present for Pitch this time. Once Pitch saw the familiar green glow of Virgil's owl nightlight, Pitch disappeared in the shadows, reappearing in the corner of Virgil's bedroom.

Virgil looked so serene as Pitch watched the dream from the Sandman dancing overhead. Pitch smiled softly, the dream was of Virgil and their father, Optimus Prime.

Pitch had to practically nail himself to the floor when Virgil shifted and the dream dissipated. Virgil yawned as they woke up, then smiled sleepily when they saw Pitch.

"Fell asleep, I presume?" Pitch asked, chuckling.

"Waiting for you," Virgil yawned, rubbing their eyes. Pitch chuckled and sat down in his usual spot: the wooden chair next to Virgil's bed.

"So, how was your day, little one?" Pitch asked. Virgil smiled and began to talk about their day.

"Really?" Pitch asked occasionally.

After Virgil was done saying what they did today, it was Pitch's turn. Just like the weeks before.

Just when it was about to be two o'clock in the morning, when Jamie was supposed to leave for morning classes, Pitch was getting ready to leave.

"Oh, almost forgot. Last visit, you said you were going to surprise me with something," Pitch smiled. Virgil grinned and nodded.

"Close your eyes!" Virgil grinned, Pitch doing so.

Virgil smiled and pinned something onto Pitch's shirt.

"I made a pin of the Autobot symbol!" Virgil smiled.

Pitch was..surprised. Virgil saw him as one of their family.

"I love it, Virgil," Pitch smiled, patting Virgil's head. Virgil purred and nudged his hand like a feline. Pitch chuckled and hugged the young non binary teenager.

"Thank you, Virgil. I'll treasure it forever," Pitch smiled.

Virgil grinned cutely. Pitch chuckled and left, letting the young child sleep again.

The same night, Pitch promised himself that no harm will come to Virgil as long as he existed.

Cheesy, I know, but I enjoyed writing it. It might be off character, but gotta have him have a soft spot.

#fanfiction #rotg pitch black #oc #virgil prime #one shot #might draw something later for it

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fangirlingatstuff · 4 years

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Copy this text and add in 4 pics of characters that expose your taste in men.

Pffft since I got tagged by @phaticserpent 😂😂 im big gay but uhhhh 👀 fictional men? Yes please

Ultron, duh

Loki...fuck just yes

Okay, so I love like ten different transformers, but Starscream takes the cake for being an absolute dork

And killian from Spies in Disguise

Fuck it, two more

Bular and Angor Rot from Trollhunters can fucking get it

Look, Im in so many damn fandoms and theres like a billion more, but....

Broad shouldered ass holes mostly fit the bill lol

Idk enough people to tag sooooooo hmmm @xxstar-bluesxx ur turn

#loook #like I got megatron starscream knockout optimus blitzwing and wheeljack all under my belt #ultron #marvel

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cross-poison · 4 years

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As Phaticserpent, hi! I read your Human! Ultron x Reader and I love it!! I can’t wait for part four :3

@phaticserpent

Thanks so much! Part 4 is written, and I’m aiming to post it Wednesday night.💕

#ask #ask response

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phaticserpent · 3 months

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Chapters: 11/? Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ultron (Marvel)/Reader Characters: Ultron (Marvel), Reader, Stephen Strange, Nick Fury Additional Tags: chaotic duo, Magic, Eventual Smut, Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn, Magic-Users, Slow slow slow burn, do crime duo, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Smut, Eventual Romance, Eventual Happy Ending, unless, no beta we die like Quicksilver Summary:

You were renowned yet a limited Practitioner. With S.H.I.E.L.D and the Avengers carefully watching your activity. Evidently, this caught the attention of Ultron. He managed to catch you in a place where none of the Avengers or S.H.I.E.L.D could interfere to strike a deal and he would take you away where you could be free.

#age of ultron #ultron x reader #x reader #mcu ultron #marvel #fanfic #phaticserpent #marvel ultron

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snarky-badger · 2 years

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Phantom of the Best Buy - Chapter 9

Ultron x Female Reader

Tag List! - All Ultron - @frimpfuck @katmm1 @phaticserpent @andromacher

Everything - @nahthanks

The tiny ensuite bathroom was utilitarian and sparse, but it was big enough that it allowed you ample space to get changed into the extra clothes you'd packed. You hoped you could find some soap that wasn't used and filthy somewhere in the old base - the bar in the soap dish on the sink was cracked and caked in dust and, ugh, hair - because you really only had two outfits, and sooner or later, you'd have to wash them.

The mirror above the sink was cracked and dusty, and you swiped your hand across it to stare at your reflection. You looked tired, and your hair was messy. Ultron had called you beautiful, hah. You looked like you'd been through the ringer, which, yes, you had, but still.

Shaking your head, you turned the taps on, waited for the air in them to rattle free, then cupped the clear water into your hands and washed your face. Another glance in the mirror showed that you were mostly presentable, and you fiddled with your hair a bit before giving up, grabbing your backpack and walking out into the bedroom again.

Ultron was waiting for you by the doorway, and you mustered up a nervous smile as you slung your bag onto your right shoulder. "You didn't have to wait. I'd have found my way."

He opened his mouth to answer, then snickered instead. "Nice shirt."

You glanced down at your blue tee, the words 'Cute, but crazy, but cute' in bright white letters emblazoned across your torso. "Isn't it? It's one of my favs."

"It suits you," he chuckled, and you stuck your tongue out at him in retaliation before brushing past him and out into the hallway. His low rumble of laughter made something in your belly flip happily as he moved to keep pace with you, his right hand gently resting against your back as he steered you from one hallway to another. "I'm making you breakfast, by the way. I hope you like eggs and sausages. It's all I could get on short notice."

"Ultron, at this point, I might actually debate eating that horrible smelling MRE."

"I told you to eat something last night."

You were about to snark something, only the sound of your growling stomach rather killed that idea. Ultron rumbled another laugh, and you hoped that the embarrassed warmth on your cheeks wasn't too visible. Still, you hip-checked the tall bastard in the thigh just for good measure, rolling your eyes when he snickered.

Sure enough, the smell of breakfast got stronger as Ultron guided you back to the large open warehouse/workspace then nudged you to the left. Just past where the large alien whale was hanging, was an open door that you hadn't previously noticed, and it was there that you were guided to.

"I hope it's alright," Ultron said as he reached out to nudge the door completely open, directing you down a short entryway. "It's all I could manage on such short notice."

"I'm sure it's fine Ultron. I don't need much--- Holy crap."

There was a full suite in front of you. Like, a whole suite.

The kitchen was against the wall to your right, fully decked out. Nothing like the small kitchenette at your apartment, no sir. It was all beautiful wooden cupboards, white quartz countertops, with a full sized appliances - a fridge, two wall ovens and a large stove. Ahead of you lay a small breakfast table, and just beyond, an open pantry that was overflowing with cans and boxed foods.

To your right sat a couch and a small TV, and beyond, more open doors beckoned. Curious, sending a nervous-looking Ultron a glance, you went to investigate, gasping at the size of the bedroom. The bed had to be bigger than a king-sized one, and across from it, another, bigger, TV was securely attached to the wall, with built in bookshelves set to either side. There was even an ensuite, with a huge, massive, tub, a bigger walk in shower with slate tiles, and the requisite toilet and sink.

"Ultron-- Holy hell, this is incredible! You did all this last night?! How? I didn't hear anything!"

"Ah, I sound proofed it." He looked relieved and happy at your obvious shock. "It's also a panic room - the entire apartment is encased in three feet of steel and five of concrete. It even has it's own it's own air supply in case of emergencies. Actually, come here, please. Let me show you the controls in case anything happens."

Numb, you trotted over to him, following him back to the entrance, where he palmed a hidden control panel that slid aside to show the controls.

"Here, if anything dire happens, and you need to hide, this is the panel you need to use. It's biometric, which I have to program, so might I borrow your hand please?" He gently grasped your wrist when you offered your hand, then placed your fingertips to the screen.

You watched quietly as the system saved your prints. "What about you?"

"Hm? Oh, I can just hardline to it. Other than you, I'm the only other one that can get in here. It'll only respond to my specific, ah, coding. Now, I need you to think of a password. Something that only you'd know."

It took you a moment, before something came to mind. "Nicodemus."

He blinked at you. "Nicodemus?"

"From one of my favorite childhood books - Mrs Frisby and the Rats of Nimh. The movie was different than the book, but they made Nicodemus way cooler."

A chuckle left him. "Fair enough. Might have to download it. Oh, and here." He seemed to fish something out of a small compartment in his chest, and you blinked at the silver bracelet he nervously held out to you. "You'll need this too. It will connect with this panel when it scans your fingerprints. You'll need to do all three, fingerprints, bracelet, password. Afterwards, you'll have full control."

"You really think it'll come to that?" you asked softly as he gently, tenderly, clasped the bracelet around your wrist, then turned to finish programming the security features.

"I... don't know. But I like planning for the worse case scenario. If I'm... disabled somehow, I want to know that you'll be safe. No matter what." He paused, then looked at you. "This place has a seperate power source, water recycling system, along with enough saved air, for a year once the panic room is sealed. There's also enough food. I have contingencies in place - backups of myself across the world. But if something happens..."

You took his left hand in yours, curling your fingers around his. "You want me safe."

"Yes."

"Okay. I'll promise to run in here if things go sideways, if you promise to come for me before that air runs out."

Ultron rose his free hand to your face, and bent down to lightly press his forehead to yours. "I promise. Like I said - I have a lot of contingencies in place."

"Good." You leaned in to feather a kiss across his mouth, enjoyed how his eyes brightened at the touch, then smiled. "I'll hold you to that."

"You're a menace," Ultron muttered, though there was no anger in his voice, and the smile he sent you told you that it was a fond nickname, not a put down.

"I do try."

"You succeed. Your breakfast is ready by the way."

Grinning, you turned and headed for the small table, where the sentry had placed a plate full of food and a steaming mug of, "Is that coffee?"

He chuckled. "Of course."

"Oh, thank god. I can't function without coffee. This smells absolutely amazing, by the way, so thank you." You sat in the chair that the sentry pulled out for you, then glanced from it to Ultron. "Can I ask a possible personal question?"

"You can ask me anything," Ultron told you as he slid the panel closed and turned to lean his hip against the doorway, arms crossing across his chest. "Shoot."

"Your sentries, are they...?"

"Me." His voice came from the sentry at the same time that it's lights flashed from blue to red, and you quirked an eyebrow at it curiously. "The sentries, they're just... extensions of myself. You know how some people wish they had extra hands? I have a million." And you nearly snorted your coffee into your sinuses when the sentry did the 'jazz hands' movement.

Coughing a little, you sent a mock-glare towards a chuckling Ultron. "You can spread yourself out that much?"

"It's not so much 'spreading' myself out," Ultron's voice came from his bigger body this time, and you turned your curious gaze to him. "I'm an AI, like a... 'computer program', in layman's terms." His disgusted tone let you know what he thought of those 'layman's terms'. "In that sense, I can control multiple extensions of myself. Hence the drones. It's... I'm not limited to the singular. I honestly don't know what that would be like. I've always... been connected to everything. The drones are just, extra hands, extra bodies."

"You're amazing, you know that?" you told him as you used your knife and fork to cut up the eggs and sausages, humming happily as you took a bite. "Mm. This is awesome."

Ultron looked relieved. "Oh, good! Cooking is a lot like chemistry, but lacking a sense of taste, I had to hope that things turned out well. I didn't burn it at least."

You swallowed another forkful of egg. "If you do burn anything, remember the excuse 'it's not burnt it's Cajun'."

"That's horrible," Ultron said with a shake of his head, though he was fighting not to laugh.

"What? Cooking can be complicated," you protested with a grin. "I mean, I went to college with someone who could burn soup into nothingness."

"They burned soup?"

"We had to throw the pot out too. The bottom warped."

"How-- It's a liquid!"

"Well apparently she set the pot on the stove, went and showered, then dove into homework. By the time she remembered the soup - I assume when it started to smell like charcoal - said soup had turned itself into a charred powder, the stove element had melted through the pot, and the fire department was pounding on her door."

Ultron shook his head, an amused smile tugging at the corner of his mouth."Please tell me you didn't live with that woman."

"Oh, hell no. Woman was a walking disaster. Friendly, loyal, but disaster incorporated. Also didn't have an original thought in her head. It's sad, she was a good friend. But she joined a cult, and 'found God' and now I can't stand being in the same room as her." A sigh left you as you took another sip of coffee. "College was weird."

Ultron rolled his eyes at the wistful tone of your voice. "And here I was, thinking that college was a place of learning."

"I mean, it is? But it also isn't. You throw a bunch of teenagers who have never lived alone out into the world, without any real authority looking after them, and you'll get insanity wrapped up in chaos. I have so many stories." A fond little laugh left you. "There was this one party, one guy got so drunk he kidnapped, then started hitting on, the Football Team's goat mascot. Like, an actual, living, breathing, goat. It was hilarious. Someone dressed it up in a pink tutu. Many pictures were taken. But things fell apart when the goat ate someone's weed and got high and started attacking people."

You took it as a personal achievement that Ultron actually facepalmed at that.

Snickering, you finished your breakfast, then rose to your feet and carried your plate over to the sink. You'd been intending to wash your dirty dishes, but the sentry took over, gently taking things from you and lightly hip-bumping you away.

Giving in, you went to grab your mug, then went to refill it with blessed caffeine before looking at Ultron again. "So! We workin' on stuff today or what? Because I have ideas, but I need to see what I'm working with to see if they'll pan out."

He tilted his head towards the short hallway, and you grinned as you brushed past him and led him back out into the massive workshop. That weird whale skeleton hanging from the ceiling caught your immediate attention and you hummed as you paused mid-step to look up at it.

"I was thinking of using the hardware where it's face once was," Ultron mused as he came to a stop next to you.

"Skin on the face is more sensitive. Especially near the eyes," you agreed. "Dunno if human tech is gonna be able to copy it perfectly though."

"I have other Chitauri tech that might be useful."

"Mm. Okay, possibly gross question - weren't all Chitauri cyborg-ish?"

Ultron made a agreeing noise. "I know what you're thinking, but the soldiers bodies were mostly destroyed. I was lucky to get my hands on this."

"Crud." You eyed the skeleton and mix of wires that had been spliced onto the nervous system curiously, mentally trying to think of how to connect that weirdness to something human shaped. "Imma need some quick tutorials on Chitauri tech. Don't suppose you can give me a crash course?"

"It's actually not so different that you'll get confused, but I don't mind showing you things. C'mere."

In the end, you were glad you were a quick learner. The alien tech was similar enough that you could muddle your way through, but some of the differences were delicate enough that if you crossed the wrong wire you could end up with a bomb instead of a nervous system analog.

Ultron was kind enough to share some of his own skematics, specifically the anti-gravity weapon he'd spliced into his left hand. It was interesting, he could pull or throw anything encased in the field he created; he'd told you he'd thrown cargo containers and even a wall at someone.

He'd even shown off and 'pulled' a sentry over to him from across the room.

By the time your rumbling stomach announced that you'd skipped lunch, you had a good enough grasp on the alien tech and the modifications that would be needed that you'd gone to retrieve your laptop, intent on typing out some important 'cliff's notes' just in case you'd need them later.

"So, we really have to be careful," you muttered around the lip of your mug, your fourth cup of coffee so far. "I really don't want to ruin any of the tech - I doubt it's replacable."

"Luckily we'll need so little that there's enough for a few mistakes," Ultron told you, his gaze centered on the sentries that were working on the skeleton. He was using them to carefully remove portions of the nervous system near where the alien whale's face would have been. "Not many though."

"First thing should be making sure that we can build a setup that can read the signals from it's nervous system," you mused, not looking up from typing on your laptop. "Then we should try to build a mock-up of like, your arm or something. I don't want to risk hurting you if something goes wrong. And, honestly, if we can get things to adapt the same way as that anti-grav weapon you have, I don't see thing being too complicated. It's creating a program to read the tactile input that might take a while."

"I don't need to sleep so I can--"

You looked up from your laptop at that. "Dude you literally admitted to me before that you're horrible at taking care of yourself. You're sleeping. Or 'recharging', or whatever. I'll duct take you to the bed if I have to, don't think I won't."

Ultron laughed. "Somehow I don't doubt you one bit. Still," and he walked over to lean down so you could see his smirk. "I'd like to see you try."

"I have my ways," you warned him, feeling your face heat when he ducked his head to nuzzle at the side of your neck.

His voice dipped down into a rumbling timbre that made you shiver. "Promises, promises."

"This is revenge for before isn't it?"

"Not at all. I just... like knowing that I can make you feel the same way you make me feel." He paused, pulling away to frown at you. "Does that bother you?"

The open worry on his face had you raising a hand to his cheek. "No. Ultron, no. It doesn't."

That worry changed to relief as he copied you, his palm gently cupping your face, thumb brushing across your cheek. "Good," Ultron murmured. "Now, save your work. You need to eat something. You can't live on coffee."

"Sure I can!"

He huffed a laugh, then reached past you to save your work and then close your laptop, ignoring your indignant protests. "You can work after you eat. Don't think I don't realize that you skipped lunch. If you insist on taking care of me, then I get to take care of you. It's only fair," he added with a smirk, and you huffed a bit in mock annoyance.

"Fine," you grumbled, rising from the chair you'd taken over and stretching until your back cracked a bit. "Ugh, I feel old."

"I'm sure that has nothing to do with the fact that you've been hunched over a laptop for the better part of a day."

You rolled your eyes at the heavy sarcasm in his voice. "Says the one that doesn't let himself relax."

"I relax!" Ultron didn't meet your gaze when you shot him a look of disbelief. "Just... Not as often as I should."

"Uh huh."

#ultron #snarky is writing #ultron x reader #reader x ultron #mcu ultron

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black-equals-mysoul · 4 years

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I forgot to make a NOTE!

PLEASE READ !!!

(This also goes to my fanfic blog: phaticserpent)

I will be occupied with preparing for the SAT. I’m taking it on October 3, which means I’m not going to answer your asks!

You can send asks into my inbox but I won’t answer until next week!

If it is something you need a quick reply, please wait and write it down! I do not have the time and energy to think of anything for the moment! I am busy panicking

You will probably see me active on here. By all means, send a message that says “Jack, get your sh*t together and study for the SAT”

Cause I need it

#note #shitpost #please read #author note #hnghhhhhhhh #someone help me

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potatobugxo · 4 years

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is it love if i take you

For @phaticserpent cuz imma say it again, YER DA BEST XD

Pairing: Yandere!Ultron x Reader, slight Steve Rogers x Reader

Warnings: Implied abuse, slight smut, Ultron being obsessive (i guess that is a warning tho you should know from the title XD)

A/N: The plot of the movie is kinda broken in this so sorry XD

Two weeks.

Two weeks since Ultron had kidnapped and taken you to his lair. Two whole weeks you had been stuck inside with only a few windows to look out of. You felt like a prisoner. Yes, you were provided a comfortable bed and delicious food to eat, but you wanted to leave. You sighed, sitting on the edge of your bed and rubbing your forehead with your hand. Being alone most of the day was not pleasant. And though your captor was a psychotic, supremely intelligent robot, you wished sometimes he would visit more often just so you would have some kind of company. You heart the metal door leading to your room click, making you jump from the sudden noise.

“Ah, my dear I believed you would be sleeping this time of night,” Ultron said as he entered the room, closing the door behind him. You stood up and folded your arms in front of you nervously.

“I couldn’t sleep,” you replied, voice quiet. “Did you... want me to be asleep?” Ultron tilted his head slightly.

“Not necessarily,” he chuckled, approaching you. His size was so intimidating, and he looked like a skyscraper compared to your short frame. “Though you do look tired, my dear.”

“A little,” you admitted. “Why... why do you always come at night?”

“Y/N, you know I am busy during the day,” Ultron told you. “It takes a lot of work to slowly take over humanity.”

“S-sorry,” you whispered, looking down at your feet. His hand came up to your face and cupped your chin with two of his digits.

“You don’t need to apologize,” he stated. “You have done no wrong.” You could hear the light smile on his face. When he touched you your face turned a dark shade of pink, though it might have been hard to see due to the dim lighting in the room. You felt vulnerable at this moment. All you had covering you was a long sweater. No pants. Only the silk panties he had provided you. And he was so close to you, and his cool fingers gingerly touching your chin was soothing, in a way.

This should be wrong. He killed your friend.

But you liked it. And you didn’t know why.

“My Y/N, you are heating up, are you alright?” Ultron asked, though he full well knew what you were feeling and probably thinking. You took a step back from him, breaking the tension.

“I-I’m fine,” you said, rubbing your arm nervously. “I-I just... um...”

“What is it, Y/N?” Ultron asked. “You shouldn’t be afraid to speak your mind around me. Are you... afraid of me?” You didn’t respond. Ultron walked up to you again.

“You shouldn’t be,” he told you. “I give you protection. I give you everything you need to survive. I give you love.” He grabbed your waist, pulling you closer to him. You let out a slight whimper at the sudden movement. You still did not reply.

“What is it, your want Steve back?” He demanded, raising his voice. “You angry with me for killing him? He was in my way of having you. He loved you and he shouldn’t have. If he was smart, if any of them were smart they would have stayed out of my way, but no. You loved him, didn’t you? Is this why you act so miserable toward me?”

“No,” you squeaked. “No, i didn’t even have feelings for him... He was only a friend to me but still... I...” You stammered over your words. “You didn’t need to kill him i would have gone with you anyways...”

“Is that so?” Ultron asked, a small smirk on his face. He sauntered over to you once more and wrapped his hand around your neck, not applying pressure but it still made you gasp. “Tell me you wanted to come with me...”

“I... i wanted to come with you, Ultron,” you murmur.

“Louder,” Ultron hums. Your hands are on his that is wrapped around your throat. Your face was heating up again and your arousal was obvious to him now.

“I wanted to come with you,” you speak, louder this time though your voice is squeaky with nervousness. Your legs felt weak. “I’ve always felt... drawn to you, but... never...” You didn’t need to say anything else. He tossed you on to the nearby bed, hand still around your throat and he mounted you, his free hand on your inner thigh. Ultron lowered his face to yours, hearing your shaky breaths.

“You want me... I know you do,” he hummed into your ear, making you shiver. You clamped your legs together out of instinct. He growled and pried them apart again, and you whimpered as his hand slid up to your panties, sticking one digit in and grazing over your soaking mound.

“I do, please, I do...” You begged, squirming for more touch. Ultron chuckled.

“You’re lucky,” he said. “I built myself something just for you...”

#ultron #ultron x reader #yandere #fanfic #headcanons

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