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[phaticserpent]

Celebrating their Birthday pt.1(?)

The reader celebrates their birthday (all the characters I write for) can be platonic or romantic: Ultron, Peter Pan, Felix, Pitch Black, and Jack Frost

Warning: a little suggestive for Pitch

Ultron

It was a random thought that came to you. He would always celebrate your birthday, but you never recalled celebrating his birthday. Curious, you slipped into the living room where Ultron was. He was busy fiddling with something and you took the seat next to him.

"Hm? Are you hungry?" He looked up from his activity.

"No, I just have a question."

"You're welcome to ask away."

"When's your birthday?"

He seemed to hesitate before answering, "I don't have one."

"Of course you do! The day you came into existence is your birthday." Knowing he couldn't really shake you off, he replies with the date he saw when he first woke.

You jumped up from your seat. "That's tomorrow!"

"Mm." Ultron hummed. He watched you disappear into the room out of the corner of his eyes. As it was his first birthday celebration, you wanted everything to be perfect. And when tomorrow came, you made sure everything was still where you left them. Of course, Ultron was up early and occupied in the kitchen to prep breakfast.

"Good morning!"

"Good morning. Did you sleep well?"

"Yeah." You peered over to see what he was cooking. "I shouldn't be making you cook for me on your birthday." You huffed, crossing your arms. Ultron raised a brow at you.

"Well it's my pleasure. Plus, you can't cook."

"Ouch."

"It's true."

"It is." You laughed. While Ultron was finishing up, you set the table and brought out his gift as well as his card that you had made. As you stared at them in your hands, you started to have second thoughts as his gifts were more intricate and well thought out. You glanced over at Ultron and started to doubt yourself. Before you knew it, he approached the table with breakfast in hand.

"Are you alright?"

"Uh, yeah!" He watched you sit down and he took the seat across from you. "Do you have any plans?"

"Not today." He hummed. You nodded and slowly drew out his gifts in your hand.

"Well...it's not much," you bit your lips as you handed them to Ultron. He stared at them and then back to you. "I...I wish I prepared something more for you. You've done so much for me and looking back on it, my gifts seems so insignificant compared to yours. You deserve a lot and I promise I'll—"

"Thank you." Ultron smiled. You looked up at him, as you were staring at the uneaten food, to see that he was staring at the card. "You're the first person to do something like this for me.....you may not know it, but I really appreciate everything you do. Thank you." You smiled at him, but his smile dropped when tears started to fall.

"W-what's wrong?" Panicking, Ultron stood from his seat to move towards you. When he was next to you, you threw your arms around him.

"You mean so much to me." You cried. Ultron rubbed your back softly as you cling to his waist.

As your tears died down, he teased, "shouldn't I be the one crying?" You laughed between your cries. You managed to shout out a choked 'happy birthday' for him. For the rest of the day, you and Ultron spent the time doing anything he enjoyed. Which mostly consisted of rewatching movies, finding a remote area to watch the sunset together, talking under the stars – just enjoying your company was all he could ever want.

"Thank you for today.....I genuinely enjoyed it and you....." Ultron paused. "Well, I never enjoyed my 'birthday' since it wasn't as pleasant but you made it easier. Thank you for everything."

"Of course! This is literally the least I could do for you." You smiled sheepishly. "You deserve the day for yourself."

Peter Pan

It wasn't odd that no one knew anything about Pan, but you bet Felix did.

"Hey, Felix." You whispered. The boy was scraping down the last spoonful of his plate and he shot you a puzzled look. "When's Pan's birthday?"

"Ask him." He responded.

"Where's the fun in that?" You whined. "I bet you know."

"Nope."

"You're lying."

"I'm not." Felix shrugged. "He never told me."

"Well that's a surprise." You huffed.

"Just ask him." Felix nodded towards Pan. You let out a sigh, you knew he was right. Speak of the devil, Pan walked over to the two of you and took the seat next to you.

"I heard my name." Pan raised a brow. "Ask me what?" You don't know why you felt your face flush but you glanced at Felix, who immediately avoided your gaze.

You sighed, "Well, we were wondering when your birthday is."

"They were." Felix corrected.

"Oh shut up. I know you're curious too." You scoffed. Pan just chuckled.

"Alright, I'll tell you two." He smirked. "But first, I want to hear your guesses."

"You look like a summer child, so.....June?"

"August?"

"May?" The two of you took turns randomly listing month and dates. While Pan just sat back with a cheeky grin.

"Alright. Wow, you guys weren't even close." Pan scoffed while you and Felix glared at him. Eventually, Pan told you his birthday.

"Oh! That's.....that's.....I don't even know what day it is." You realized. Pan had a smug look on his face.

"Oh don't worry about it. It's not like I expect much anyways." Pan stated. "Alright, it's nearly curfew." He stood up abruptly, dismissing everyone to bed. You eyed him cautiously. You stood up too, but stood besides Pan.

"It's today, isn't it?"

"Hm, what is?"

"Your birthday." You said. Pan shot you a short smile, it wasn't a cheeky smile but something that was all too familiar. "Come on." You took his hand and dragged him away from the camp.

"—(Y/N), seriously, I don't really celebrate—"

"I'm not hearing you out." You dismissed. Pan caught up with your pace, not resisting anymore and the two of you walked hand in hand through Neverland. Eventually, you came into a clearing where the view was absolutely breathtaking. It had a perfect scenery of the ocean with the full moon, the forest behind you. It looked like something out of a fantasy world.

"I see you've done some exploring." Pan chuckled. He was taking in the scenery and wasn't paying attention to you rapidly trying to set stuff up. So when he turned around to look at you, you were already sitting with cake. "Where–?"

"I was saving it." You replied. "For a special occasion, but I think that time is now." Pan sat across from you. In the dim moonlight, you could see a soft smile forming and....were those, tears?

"....thank you." He turned his face away to brush away the tears.

"Pan—"

"I just got dust in my eyes, I'll be fine." He dismissed and you let out a short giggle at how stubborn he was.

"Come on, it's supposed to be a happy occasion. That's why it's 'happy birthday'." You teased. "Happy birthday, Peter." Throughout the night, the two of you finished the cake under the stars while conversing. Soon enough, it came to an end and you walked back to camp with Pan.

"How can I thank you?" He cleared his throat.

"What is there to thank? It's the bare necessity."

"Either way....you still cared."

"Fine, since I know you won't stop pestering me." You bit the inside of your cheek. "I'll take a hug."

"A hug?"

"A hug." You smiled. Pan just shrugged and brought you into his embrace. You squeezed him gently as you felt him relax into you. Although your grip on him began to loosen, he didn't let go. You held him as he buried his face in the crook of your neck. "Are you alright?"

"Mmm, I like this."

"Hey, this is suppose to be my gift."

"I know you're enjoying this." Pan mumbled and you chuckled. He let go and you swore you could see the flush of his cheeks.

"Good night Pan." You smiled. Pan's smile faded as he nodded, a little sad that you had gone back to calling him 'Pan' instead of 'Peter'.

"Good night [Y/N]." He replied. "But next time, call me Peter."

"Will do!" You chuckled before heading towards your tent. Pan left with a giant ass smile.

Felix

He was a quiet and reserved guy, so it wasn't a surprise when the other lost boys couldn't answer your question. You had known Felix for quite some time, yet he never mentioned his past nor his birthday to you. But you bet that one person knew.

"I don't know." Pan shrugged. You stared at him in disbelief.

"You're kidding."

"I'm not." He scoffed. "When have I ever 'kid'?"

"Do you want me to answer that?" You raised your eyebrow at him as he smirked at your rebuttal.

"Fine." After he told you the day and what day today was, you thanked him quickly before making a beeline to your tent. You realized you didn't have anything for Felix, no present, no card, no cake. So you rushed back to Pan to tell him your plan.

Eventually, Felix returned from the hunt with a few other lost boys. You rushed to Felix, "I can get that for you." You insisted.

"It's okay, I got it." Felix dismissed.

"No I got it." You assured. He stared at you in confusion before finally handing the hunt to you. There was a soft grunt from you, but ignored Felix's raised brow. He went to Pan and watched as you lugged the hunt to the campfire. You immediately told the returning lost boys the plan, and they all agreed. The rest of the night, everyone took Felix's regular duties. Which left him confused and a little sad.

"Am I no longer your best man?" You overheard him asking to Pan.

"What? Of course you are." Pan scoffed. "I just thought, today may be a good day for you to get some rest. The other lost ones can handle it." Felix didn't seem convinced, but he just nodded since it was Pan.

Finally, as dinner came to an end, the campfire started. To further avoid suspicion from Felix, Pan began the tune as normal. You watched in anticipation as Felix tended to the fire. Then, the music changed to a tuned down 'happy birthday'. The lost boys began to dance and clap in rhythm as Felix's expression turned dumbfounded until you brought out the cake, provided by Pan.

"What–?"

"Happy birthday, Felix!" You smiled. Pan smiled as he watched Felix blow out the candles and everyone cheered. You distributed cake to everyone, obviously giving Felix and Pan the biggest piece.

"You told them, didn't you." Felix whispered to Pan.

"'Course I did." Pan smirked. "Happy birthday, Felix." You watched as Felix's face flush and nod. You turned away before they could catch your gaze.

Pitch Black

You had the entire day thought out. The morning would be casual and simple, then you two would go out for lunch - to a restaurant or cuisine of his own choosing. Return to spend more time together before you cook him his favorite dinner and finally give him his gift, then watch horror movies together. You sighed in content and hoped the day would actually go as planned.

Though, speaking of Pitch, he was nowhere to be found around his entire lair. You searched high and low until the shadows stirred.

"Oi, where's Pitch?" You asked them. They scowled and whispered amongst themselves until they finally answered.

"A Nightmare had escaped last night, and Lord Pitch went out to take care of it. The mare had caused quite a havoc." You gritted your teeth. Of course this would happen on a this day, the last birthday, he had gotten trapped in a dream catcher. You just hoped it wouldn't take long.

A few hours went by and you decided to start prepping for dinner. The fearlings curiously watched you, inching closer but you smacked them away from the food.

"Lord Pitch should've arrived by now." The Fearlings all sighed, and you joined them. You stared at the collection of horror movies he had. "Oooh, that one is good." They pointed at one of the horror movies and you picked it up. As you scanned the summary, a lone fearling rushed in.

"He's here! Lord Pitch is on his way!" The other Fearlings cheered and you sighed in relief as Pitch descended into his lair on a nightmare.

"–Ridiculous. Get out of my sight before I vaporize you." Pitch growled as the Nightmare galloped away. "Should've left them to the Guardians." His stern face diminished when he saw you and realized the time.

"Pitch–"

"(Y/N), I am so sorry for the delay.....I wasn't expecting it to take so long–" He explained, but you went in for a hug.

"Happy birthday." You sighed. Pitch gently rubbed your back in reassurance while the Fearlings snickered nearby. He sent them a deathly stare and they all went running into the shadows. Finally, you pulled away and dragged him to the kitchen. "I made you dinner, it might be cold but I can reheat it. I know you had a long day–" you started, but Pitch pulled you towards him. You faced him, flush against his chest as his other hand cupped your cheek before he pressed his lips to yours. He pushed you against the counter and lifted you on top of it, his hands now gripping your waist.

"The dinner can wait, I'd rather spend this moment with you." Pitch hummed.

Jack Frost

You knew Jack's birthday was coming up and you wanted to prepare something special. It's been a few years since you two met and of course you would throw a tiny celebration. By 'tiny' it would just be the two of you. You had already set up the cake, it was an ice cream cake and it was decorated with extreme care and thought.

Now, you stood in your room trying to plan out the entire day for him. "Perhaps if I took him ice skating.....? No, that's too simple. What about an amusement park? Too busy and he might be reminded that some people can't see him......" You were busy thinking out loud, that you hadn't noticed Jack fly in.

"Yo." He finally greeted, causing you to jump. "So? What's so special about tomorrow that's got you so worked up?" He didn't know?

"When did you get here?" You rushed around trying to clean up your room.

"Eh, just a minute ago." Jack tilted his head at you. "Do you plan on doing something tomorrow? Cause I'll be busy." Your heart sunk. Truth be told, Jack was just messing with you.

"Oh, huh. I was hoping we could spend the day together." You chuckled nervously. Jack shook his head. "You can't even visit for a minute?"

"Nope." Jack grinned. Which made you realize his little prank.

"You little–" you scowled as he laughed. "Jerk."

"I'm sorry–" Jack cried out in between laughs.

You rolled your eyes and smirked, "you know what? No cake for you."

"No." Jack gasped.

"Yes."

"I'm sorry, (Y/N)!"

"Nope, it's too late." You smirked as Jack played along. Sooner or later the two of you came to an agreement when the birthday would start.

The day finally arrived and you were starting to worry about how plain his birthday might've been. And it was definitely difficult to navigate without Jack having to use his powers.....despite him making it clear that he was fine with it, you still insisted on driving. Truth be told, there wasn't much to do in Pennsylvania, even if you drove for a couple of hours. So, you took Jack around town and bought everything he wanted or needed.

"Are you sure? I don't want to waste your money like thay......I know how hard you worked for it." Jack scratched his head.

"Yes I'm sure." You grunted out, ignoring the strange look the cashier was giving you. The two of you settled on ice cream as you walked around, even coming across a lake where the two of you dipped your feet in. The peaceful moment lasted about a second before Jack kicked water at you. The water fight was one sided as Jack turned the water into ice, and you were shivering from the cold. "Jerk."

"You love me."

"In your dreams." You teased. As you drove back home, you couldn't help but think it was too simple. "....I'm sure you've had better birthdays in the past......I'm sorry if it's too boring or something like that." Jack gave you a quizzical look.

"No, this is the best birthday I could ask for. I don't know why you think that it's boring....." Jack chewed the inside of his cheek. "I had a lot of fun, and I have you to thank for it. Plus, I never really knew my birthday when I lost my memories."

"Oh fuck, I'm sorry Jack."

"No don't be." He smiled. "I genuinely had fun, but don't stress yourself out. I always have fun whenever I'm with you." The rest of the drive, your face was flushed but Jack was busy staring out the window to notice. You returned home and brought out the ice cream cake, lighting the candles and singing the traditional happy birthday song. Jack couldn't stop from staring at you, even after the song was over.

"Make a wish." You smiled. He nodded before closing his eyes and reopening them to blow the candles out.

"Thank you." Jack smiled, his cheeks flushed as he pulled you in for a hug. You went shock still from the surprise, but wrapped your arms around him in comfort.

"Happy birthday, Jack."

#birthday headcanons #birthday imagines #ultron #marvel #peter pan ouat #phaticserpentfanfics #felix ouat #pitch black rotg #jack frost rotg #rise of the guardians #once upon a time #ultron x reader #peter pan ouat x reader #felix ouat x reader #pitch black rotg x reader #jack frost rotg x reader #jack frost x reader

[phaticserpent]

So that Optimus late night drive has me screaming......could you possibly do a part three with smut?

Wow I didn't think that would get as popular, and yes! (This is part four btw)

Warning: smut, size kink, breeding kink, car sex

It was difficult to sleep after Optimus promised you a date. You eventually did doze off and woke up around noon. You spent the first few hours figuring out what to wear, after you woke from your slumber.

It wasn't till 6:00 pm, where he pulled up. Your heart skipped a beat as his holoform appeared out of the truck. He smiled at you as you drew closer.

"You look gorgeous."

"Thank you." You smiled, "You look amazing! Well, you look absolutely handsome in anything." Optimus turned away as his hands covered the lower half of his face.

"A-as do you." He muttered out. He quickly opened up the passenger door and helped you up to the seat. You reached to close the door, but he simply stopped you so he could do it.

"I can do it....you don't have to do everything for me." You insisted.

"I want to." He smiled. The ride was almost silent, and you were a little too focused on his hands on the steering wheel. The date itself went well; you and Optimus casually walked around the town, after dinner, for dessert. Though the sky was already dark, the streets were lit beautifully and Optimus stole brief glances at you. He smiled to himself as you eagerly pointed out things you liked or found interesting. It grew colder as the night when on, so the two of you returned to the vehicle where Optimus pulled up to a familiar location.

"It's where we had our first date." You quickly noticed. "Well, when you snuck me out of my house."

"I had my reasons." Optimus defended. You just smiled as you pulled him in for a kiss. He reached out to pull you closer, his hand cupping your cheek before you had to pull away for air.

"I need you." You breathed out, your hands reaching out to tug on his shirt. Optimus stared at you and his face flushed at your declaration. He shyly turned away, but you could see how red the tip of his ears were.

"Are you sure?"

"Absolutely." You could feel your face flush from embarrassment. Optimus just continued to stare at you in shock from your boldness and directness. You slowly stripped off your pants, folding them and placing it on the passenger seat as you climbed on top of Optimus. He couldn't meet your gaze, his cheeks still flushed. "You're cute when you're embarrassed."

"I'm not embarrassed." Optimus admitted. "The way you were so direct.....that was hot."

You slipped off your blouse as Optimus kissed down your neck. His grip on your waist tightened, pushing you down against his crotch. He swiftly discarded his shirt as his lips connected to yours once again.

"Mmmmm, please......I need–mph!" You gasped as Optimus bit your shoulder.

"You're gorgeous." He breathed out. His eyes stared up at you as he kissed the space between your chest. You shuddered at the eye contact and unhooked your bra, completely ignoring where it fell. He remained fixated on you and his eyes slowly trailed up and down your figure. "It feels so surreal how I've always pictured this, yet now that's its happening.....Primus, have I told you that you're beautiful? Heavenly, even."

"I've been waiting for this too." You admitted sheepishly. Optimus buried his flustered face into your neck as he unzipped his pants and slowly brought out his cock. Your stomach flipped at the sight of it, and you couldn't help but give it a gentle squeeze. Optimus groaned at your action, his cock twitching in your hold. Your hands stabilized themselves on his chest as you positioned yourself over his cock. Optimus held his cock for you, watching as you slowly sink into him. You shuddered from the size as he immediately gripped your hips.

"F-fuck." He groaned. You took deep breaths before continuing, inching down. Halfway in, Optimus let out a soft whimper in-between breaths. You paused and looked at him curiously.

"That was.....hot."

"Don't flatter me." He chuckled. "Rather, I'd have to disagree. You're quite hot yourself." He whispered in your ear. You shuddered as he gave you a teasing smile. That smile faded as you dropped down, enveloping the remaining length inside. Optimus jerked against the seat, his hands squeezing your ass as he caught his breath.

"Ahh~!" You collapsed on top of him, breathing heavily as Optimus pulled you closer to him. He groaned against your ear as you tightened around him. The whole vehicle began heating up, and you could swear you felt it shudder. "S-so big." You sighed, feeling his cock twitch at the remark.

"O-oh Primus." Optimus muttered. Once you felt comfortable and relaxed, you sat upright to circle your hips. Rocking and thrusting onto him as he let out soft moans. "W-wait, augh!" He cried out when you suddenly dropped down on him. His hands gripping onto your hips like his life depended on it.

"F-fuck, so g-good!" You huffed out. Before you could continue further, Optimus held you in place. "Hmmm?"

"Now, where'd you learn how to do all this?" He whispered. "Let me take care of you." And with that, he snapped his hips up, catching you by surprise. He continued his pace, and you immediately fell forward as he thrusted into you. He loved how your breast would brush against his chest, how your hands desperately held onto his neck while your mouth was next to his ear. He could hear every moan, every cry and whimper and he wouldn't have it any other way.

"O-oh! Optimus–ah!" You cried out, unable to give him a warning as you felt yourself reach your high. Optimus's hips stuttered as you clenched down on him. He muttered something in Cybertronian, before gently picking you up and carrying you towards the back. Where he softly placed you on the bed, his cock still buried inside as he leaned down to press his lips against yours. Gently, he spread your legs, pinning them above your head as he pistoned his hips into you. "A-ah! F-fuck, Optimus~ !" You cried out. His face flushed as his gaze moved down to your chest, watching it bounce to his thrusts.

"P-primus." He groaned. His head dipped down to the space between your chest, kissing it then moving his attention to your nipples. You were overstimulated and you immediately felt your second orgasm approaching. Optimus could feel it, as your pussy fluttered around him. The way you felt around him....he was so tempted to breed you till dawn. He felt constricted and wanted to transform so he could take you with his metal cock. "You feel so good.....o-oh! You take me so well." He whispered.

"P-please, please, g-god please!" You cried out. Optimus stilled as he felt your pussy spasm around him. You breathed as Optimus groaned, his grip on your hips was still tight.

"I'm gonna breed you tonight." Optimus growled. You felt your stomach twist and your face flush. "Mine."

"A-ah! Y-yes I'm yours! And you're mine ~!" You gasped out. Optimus pulled out and you whined at the loss of contact.

"Flip over for me." He demanded. You struggled to get up as your legs trembled, eventually you got on all fours. He placed a hand towards the back of your neck, slowly pushing your head into the sheets. "Is this okay?"

"Yes." You shuddered at his voice. God, his voice.

"Let me know if I hurt you." He hummed, placing a kiss on your back. You nodded and Optimus thrusted himself back inside. You were holding back from simply melting into the sheets; especially how Optimus hovers over you and pounds into you, he had your back arching but your legs continue trembling from his thrusts. As for Optimus, he was already addicted to the feeling of being inside you. He got addicted to the feeling of your orgasm without even realizing, which pushed him to continuously chase your high throughout the night. By the time you reached your umpteenth orgasm, your legs collapsed and your body could no longer lift itself.

"O-Optimus, please." You choked out. "I....ah! I can't feel my legs." Optimus gave a sudden sharp thrust as he leaned down to kiss your neck.

"J-just one more." He groaned. "You feel so.....h-ha, good! You cried out as he pounded into you, his pace never wavering from the beginning. You let out a cry as you felt your orgasm crashing down, and you collapsed onto the bed as you had spent all your energy. Optimus pulled out and disappeared to retrieve a cloth to wipe the mess. Your body fell limp and you desperately tried to lift your arm to signal for Optimus to join you.

You buried your face into his chest as he wrapped his arms around you. "That was amazing." Optimus chuckled softly as his hand slowly smoothed over your back. You gazed up at him before pressing your lips to his. "I love you."

"I love you." His arms around you squeezed you gently, as if he was afraid of letting you go. Slowly, he pulled up the sheets to cover you as his chin rested on your head. The warmth immediately made you doze off without realizing, while Optimus found comfort in your soft breathing. He sighed and closed his eyes, joining you in your slumber as his hold on you vanished and his holoform disappeared.

#transformers #optimus prime transformers #transformers optimus #optimus prime x reader #optimus prime #fanfiction #phaticserpentfanfics #transformers imagine #transformers fanfiction

[phaticserpent]

do you have a masterlist? <3

btw i love your writing!!!

I do! And thank you!!! Let me link the ones I have so far

MASTER Masterlist

- filled with everything I've written/asks and headcanons included!

Ultron Masterlist

- just a couple of Ultron fics I've written....most of them are on hiatus or discontinued. I'm writing another Ultron/Reader series on ao3!

Playing with Fire

- (on hiatus) Ultron/Demigod!Reader

AUG-SEPT Masterlist

- everything I've written during the month of August and September

OCT-NOV Masterlist

- everything I've written during the month of October and November

JAN-FEB Masterlist

- everything I've written during the month of January and February

MARCH Masterlist

- everything I've written during the month of March

#masterpost #masterlist #fanficiton #fanfic #headcanons #phaticserpent #phaticserpentfanfics

[phaticserpent]

Can you write a Headcannon of peters kinks?💅🏻👀

👀 let's get it! Reader is gender neutral! Plus sorry for not posting/writing as much, I've started college and working part time

Warning: smut, kinks

Pan definitely has a knife kink....I mean the reaction he has when Emma has her sword against his throat + Killian and Liam pointed their sword at Pan

He would definitely want you to be on top with a blade pressed against him, forcing his head down while you rode him

At the same time, he would drag the blade down your back or press the knife to your jawline as he roughly thrusted into you

Probably has a bondage kink/tying people up

He knows his ropes and knots

He likes tying you down and watching you squirm as he teases you

One time you decided to handcuff/tie him to the bed as you were on top, he broke the handcuffs/rope to touch you

Praise and worship kink, the way this man loves to be worshipped and believed in....he needs the reassurance and praise

He wants to hear how good he makes you feel and how good he is

Tell him he's a "good boy" in his ear and he's going to wrap his hand around your neck as he aggressively pounds into you

"Pretty boy" has a similar outcome

Definitely biting kink, he wants to mark you as his and he wants you to do the same, he loves the pain

Begging, he loves hearing you say "Please, please"

Anal kink/sex

Female!reader - he has never heard of pegging, but got into it when you introduced him to it....just seeing you tighten the strap for another round after finishing, strangely turns him on

#peter pan ouat #ouat fandom #ouat fanfiction #headcanon #headcanons #peter pan headcanons #peter pan x reader #phaticserpent #phaticserpentfanfics

[phaticserpent]

~ Masterlist ~

Here's my long awaited masterlist, sorry it took so long! (I don't know if this is all my works for them, but I tried to get the major ones....if I come across a work I didn't put, I'll definitely edit it but for now, enjoy!)

Marvel

Fanfic

Playing with Fire (one to six)

Playing with Fire: seven, eight

> warning: smut in ch. seven

Hidden Years (one to seven)

Hidden Years (Edited): one, two

Burn Out

Alien Reader

Asexual rep

Trans rep

Lesbian rep

> warning: homophobia/violence

Bisexual rep

Thicc Reader 👀

> warning: fatphobia/bodyshaming

Can’t sleep

Jealous Ultron

Leash kink

> warning: smut

Wanda x Ultron (fluff)

Ultron cheering up sad!reader

> warning: mention of death

Cuddles

It's your birthday!

> warning: a little bit of smut

This kind of love

> warning: smut

A Good Time

> warning: smut

Stuck [in a elevator]

I would die for you

Change of [metal] Heart

Short - Monkey Brain Make me Simp

Short - Flirting isn't Stalling

Opposites Attract

Not the Same Metal

Just Cuddles for the Holiday

Shocked to Life

[First] Thanksgiving

Headcanon

Self conscious

NSFW Alphabet

Breaking up with Ultron

Taller than Ultron o.O

Affectionate Reader

Yandere Ultron

> warning: mention of death/violence

Ultron in a poly relationship

Chaotic Soulmate

Nature Lover

My Valentine

Pov: you cheat on him

Pet companion

Once Upon a Time

Fanfic

Assassin of Neverland (one to three)

> warning: smut and violence

My Girl in Red: one, two, three

Listen to the Song

The first Peter Pan x Reader

Insomnia

Panlix

Lost femboy

Aftercare (fluff)

The Dancing Queen?

Connections

Jealous Night

> warning: smut

Songfic - Parents

> warning: smut, being outed :/

That kind of Conversation at night (Felix x male!reader)

> warning: mention of abuse

What Would Felix/Pan do?

> warning: drug attempt

Acceptance

True Love

> warning: mention of death

Trans representation

Headcanon

NSFW Alphabet (Peter Pan)

Tongue Piercing

> warning: smut

Blow job

> warning: smut

For the Vine

Transformers

Fanfic

The Whole Pack (bayverse!Crosshair x Reader)

Skateboarding accident

Nightly dangers

One with a Secret

> warning: scars

Late Night Date (bayverse!Optimus x Reader)

Totally not the mom friend (bayverse!Ironhide x Reader)

Headcanon

Sexual assault

> warning: mention of s.a

Stubborn fighter

NSFW Alphabet (bayverse!Optimus Prime)

Bundle of Joy in Darkness (Decepticons)

Just Kiss Already (bayverse!Crosshair x Reader)

A different kind of fighting

Trans-parent (tfp!Ratchet)

> warning: transphobia, suicide attempt/mentioned

Rise of the Guardians

Fanfic

Monsters Have Hearts (Pitch Black x reader): one, two

> warning: abuse/violence

Rainstorm: one, two, three

> warning: violence and homophobia

Touch Starved Jack Frost

Blind Reader

Till Tomorrow (Pitch Black x Reader)

> warning: smut, so much smut

Raining Men

Sweet Like Honey

> warning: smut

Warmth in the Darkness (Pitch x Anna)

Headcanon

NSFW Alphabet (Pitch Black)

Pitch's Type

Dating Pitch

Experimenting

> warning: nsfw, knife play, breath play and etc

Spice during sexy time

> warning: nsfw, dirty talk

Kisses

#masterlist #ultron #transformers #marvel #optimus prime #peter pan ouat #transformers prime #tfp #ultron is hot #avengers age of ultron #ouat fandom #peter pan ouat x reader #rotg headcanon #ultron headcanon #headcanon #phaticserpent #phaticserpentfanfics #rise of the guardians #pitch black rotg

[phaticserpent]

What if we continue the theme of the death of s/o Ultron, where after reincarnation (or something like that idk) they find him? It sounds very emotional! Will Ultron become yandere? Reader still genuinely loves him (´；ω；`)

I might make this a full fanfic but for now, it's a short - sorry it's so late!! Also sorry for being so inactive, I've been so busy with my job and driving lessons :,)

Warning: mention of death, actual death

It happened so fast and your vision blurred. You couldn't feel anything but at the same time, you were overwhelmed with emotions. Your eyes darted to Ultron, who immediately caught your gaze and his eyes widened in realization. You fell to the floor, gasping and squeezing your eyes shut. Suddenly, there was a presence and shadow next to you and you felt the familiar hands of Ultron.

"No, no, no, no.....stay with me, you're going to be okay."

"Ow." You wheezed out while cracking a grin, which prompted Ultron to make his infamous eye roll. "I'm fine, it's a scratch."

"You're bleeding out." He says.

"It's nothing the hospital can't fix." You tried to wave your hands dismissively but you flinched at the pain.

"Save your energy, please stay with me."

"I....all the moments I've...ha-had with you has been...one of a kind. I look forward to more–" your warmth was gone, the crooked smile on your lips vanished as you laid lifeless in his arms. That day was the day he lost you and the day Ultron learned he could let out such a guttural sound.

It's been a few years and you were reborn into the world. There were fragments which you could tell were memories but it was short and blurry. Now, you couldn't tell if it were a dream or a memory. The line became blurry, there was no actual way you could've met Ultron. However, there was one memory that was very vivid, the city skyline from a balcony and the house that you belonged to. Deciding to test and confirm your 'memories', you took the bus out of the city and followed the gaze of the skyline. After hours of roaming and trying to find the one that would struck a sense of nostalgia or dejavu, you found it. An exact image of the one in your memories. It looked dark and lifeless, but you swallowed and proceeded inside.

"Hello?" You called. "Uh....Ultron?" No answer. What did I expect? As you turned to leave, a deep and quiet, yet familiar, voice called out from the shadows.

"How did you know about this place?"

"I don't know....I thought I dreamt it and dreamt of meeting Ultron, so I came here to see if it was true. It was just a place that I remembered vividly."

"What's your name?"

"Who's asking?"

"Just answer the question."

"I'm [Y/N]."

"You look like someone I.....knew."

"You sound like someone I knew." You retorted. "You know what I look like so it's only fair that I get to see you." There was silence, nothing but silence for a minute, as if the person you were talking to vanished. Then, there were heavy footsteps. You could now see piercing red eyes that towered over you and the figure fully emerged from the shadows. He sorted of raised an eyebrow at you, waiting for a reaction.

"You don't seem scared."

"Well I'm not....just shocked plus a bit relieved that I'm not going mad." You met his gaze before breaking contact. "Are you going to kill me?"

"What?"

"Isn't that what you would do? 'Now you know that I exist I have to kill you'." You let out a nervous laugh while Ultron just raised a brow.

"No."

"Ah okay." You awkwardly stood there before daring yourself to ask, "so, who did I remind you of? A friend?"

"More than a friend." Ultron smiled softly before his expression darkened and turned away. "Not important." He knew what 'you' would say, 'I'm not important?'

"By your expression they were more than that and very important." You shrugged. "But you don't have to tell me if you don't want to."

"Their name was [your former name]." You paused and thought. It sounded awfully familiar.

"In my dreams.....someone who sounded like you, called me that. It was very muffled and almost hard to hear, but no doubt about it, it was that name." You admitted. "It sounds weird and sketchy, but I think I knew you in my past life."

"They did believe in reincarnation." Ultron gently whispered. He almost felt hopeful but caught himself before he could show it. "Do you remember anything else?"

"I used to, I can feel there are some pieces missing but I lost them due to time. One that I still hold onto is the view of the night sky in a very unfamiliar setting, in some kind of island?"

"It was an island, they lived in the city a majority of their life, so for our first 'date' I took them stargazing."

"That's so sweet!" You two started connecting the pieces together, fragment by fragment as the puzzle was slowly becoming clearer. And as your eyes met again, there was a surge of emotions that you really couldn't find the words to describe. His face grew soft as his hand reached out to you, yet he held back.

"[Y/N]?" You could hear the crack and almost trembling of his voice. Holding back tears you managed to smile.

"Yeah." His touch, although it was the first time, was very much home. Both of his hands cupped your face gently and swiftly moved to the back of your head as he pulled you in for a hug. This time, you couldn't hold back the tears.

"I was so scared that I lost you forever.....now that you're here, I'm never letting you go." Ultron sighed and lifted your chin so you could meet his burning gaze. "Never."

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[phaticserpent]

Cute ask, what if Ultron and the reader watch a horror movie at night and as they go to sleep they hear a sound, which makes Ultron send in a sentry to calm your worries. Fanfic please !

👀 heck yes (I kind of changed it to when the reader wakes up in the middle of the night and hears a sound)

Your day was surprisingly lax and Ultron wanted you to enjoy the rest of the time you two had. Now, you were sitting on the couch, clinging to Ultron as you two watched a horror film. It was already night and you could feel your anxiety clawing at your heart. Although you weren't generally afraid of them, your mind had begun running a fair share of paranoid thoughts. The movie ended shortly and you felt yourself relax when Ultron pulled you in by the waist.

"Are you alright?"

"Hm? Yeah! Just thinking." You smiled. Ultron leaned in as his arms wrapped around your waist and lifting you up. Gently carrying you to the bedroom.

"I hope I didn't spook you." His voice was full of concern that you pulled yourself back to look at him. His brows were furrowed as his eyes searched you.

"Me? Never." You cracked a grin, leaning in to place a kiss on his forehead. You two settled into the bed and as Ultron talked, your eyes felt heavy at the deep rumble of his voice. As he noticed this, he chuckled softly and kissed your forehead.

"Goodnight [Y/N]."

"Mmmm, goodnight." Your hand reached out to pull him in. Sighing with content as you could feel his warm embrace before dozing off. It's been a few hours but you stirred awake, entrapped by the darkness. Your eyes darted around and relief flooded through you when you felt Ultron's hands around your waist. The darkness began to choke your throat with overwhelming feelings of anxiety, but before you could close your eyes again, you heard a faint creak. You froze and waited. There were more creaks, in which you convinced yourself there was something or someone else with you. "Ultron.......Ultron." You hissed. When he didn't wake, you gently nudged him. You felt bad for interrupting his 'sleep' but comfort immediately flooded your body when Ultron's systems came back.

"Hm? What's wrong?"

"I heard a noise."

"Probably the house."

"It sounded like footsteps." Ultron stared at you then his eyes scanned the room.

"There's no one here." He stated while you moved closer to him. "You're scared." It wasn't a question which made you laugh nervously.

"And what about it?" You claimed sarcastically. "I don't think you would be calm if you were alone in your pitch dark house and you hear a noise after watching a horror movie."

"Fair, but you're not alone." Ultron rested his chin on your head. "You have me."

"You're right." For a short time, you two just stayed like that. Until Ultron broke the silence.

"I have a sentry coming in, don't worry when you hear the door open." As he promised, you heard the front door open and similar metal footsteps to Ultron's, just lighter. "Hmm, there's nothing or no one here. I'm thinking it's the metal in the walls. They make creaking noises when they expand. Plus the temperature has been dropping drastically which causes expansion on the ground."

"Oh okay." Your voice was small as you took a few deep breaths before the paranoia settled. "Sorry for disturbing you."

"Mm, you didn't. Come here," Ultron gently pulled your body back down onto the bed. Yet he had you facing him, meeting your gaze and his hand brushing your cheek. "Your worries, fears, anxieties, and troubles are never an inconvenience or disturbance to me. I will repeat this till the end of time, but you come first and so does your safety."

"You're going to make me cry." You laughed. "I love you."

"I love you. Now get some sleep, and don't cry cause your eyes will get puffy." You couldn't control yourself from giggling and bursting out into a fit of laughter. Ultron trapped you in his arms. "Sleep." The strange magic this man had on you, cause you instantly fell asleep while you were comforted by the sound of his system and his warmth.

When will it be my turn to be happy? I hope you liked it!

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[phaticserpent]

Saw that your requests were open so what about TFP cons with an adorkable teen human reader? A really close friend (the emotional support bundle of joy™) that is really artistic, kind, understanding and just a pure cinnamon roll, what would be Optimus (and Ratchet?) reaction to that?

Yes okay! Sorry this is late! I hope you like it :> wait, do you want ALL of the cons? I'll do it

Megatron found your presence annoying and merely worthless to his cause. He didn't quite understand how a few of his decepticons were open, but he was still impressed

Soon enough, you seem to cheer him up. Your smiles, laughter, jokes, etc somehow brings down his bad moods. Starscream would often run to you when he's fleeing from Megatron

"Hm, maybe not all humans are bad." - Megatron's soft spark talking

A bunch of cons seem to open up to you, they rely on you and would often come for emotional support. Which Megatron found odd. You could never understand, but still they leaned to you

One day, when Megatron was having a turmoil he cautiously let down his walls. It was odd, and he was still in disbelief that he had just done that

Megatron has a lot of conflict with himself, so you'll probably see him on and off. He's likely avoiding you

Starscream rarely indulges in human contact, but he enjoys their reactions. He likes playing with you (Not in that way)

Your bubbly personality is just obnoxious to him at first, and he tries everything to bring it down.

He's rather surprised and interested how you still uphold a happy composure

When Starscream learned that Megatron avoids you or rather, his dark and wrathful aura dissipates around you, Starscream starts to linger near you

Soon enough, he finds your presence enjoyable and he genuinely feels like he's being treated with respect

Of course, he doesn't always show his nice or soft side but he will never let any harm come to you

He knows that whatever he says or does won't heavily affect you, but Starscream does happen to cross the line sometimes.

Soundwave doesn't have much to say, he doesn't mind your personality. It's definitely out of place among the Nemesis

But he's probably the first to start spending more time around you

Soundwave helps you get adjusted to the cons and would stick up for you due to your size.

Although you were everyone's emotional support, Soundwave was yours. He would listen to you vent and see you cry

He loves looking at your drawings and encourages you to post them on the media

You would draw things for Soundwave cause you knew how much he loves your drawings. He keeps them in a safe place

You and Knockout are a chaotic duo.

You, Knockout, and Starscream together give Megatron bigger headaches than Unicron

It started off as small conversations, you would go to see Knockout simply out of curiosity

Knockout enjoyed your conversations, it was awkward sometimes or just plain silence

But you shown him basic decency and kindness, which is something he sought for until you showed up

He would often lean on your support, if Breakdown wasn't around, and you would find yourself leaning on Knockout as well

He got nosy one time and snapped a peak in your sketchbooks which is how he discovered you were a great artist

Which often prompted in Knockout asking for you to draw him

"Can you draw me? You know you want to."

He didn't know that people didn't like that, so Soundwave stalked him and just shook his head

If you were up for it, Knockout would let you paint something on him....granted that you didn't ruin his pristine look

Breakdown is scared of stepping on you, so whenever he sees you around the Nemesis he picks you up and sets you on his shoulder

You've gotten used to it and just lounged around, having a conversation with him

Breakdown definitely tries to support you in everything and sometimes tries to participate in the activity

At this point, Knockout and Breakdown adopted you

Airachnid is a bit more difficult to be around

She constantly tries to get your head to add to her collection, but realizing the other decepticons took a liking to you, she stopped

She tries to act like she dislike you, but your energy and kindness just amazes her

After a while of constant denying, she finally befriends you. Though her attitude changes immediately when other decepticons are around

Instead of her strange collection, she starts collecting your art that you give her

The vehicons love you and they would often help you out by showing you shortcuts on the Nemesis

Your energy and kindness is a shock to them, but they would all risk their lives for you

Ultimately, it wouldn't take Optimus and Ratchet a while to figure out why the decepticons seem orderly and more open

Optimus bumped into you one time on the Nemesis. You weren't harmed or scared, which confused him

"Are you harmed little one?"

Once you explained the situation to Optimus, he was still concerned for your wellbeing but hopeful. Maybe you could help the decepticons have a change of heart. If not, he was still glad the decepticons have a good influence

Ratchet was a little less open about the idea, but Optimus managed to convince him

But they would constantly check up on you to see if you're okay

#transformers #transformers prime imagine #transformers prime #tfp headcannons #tfp headcanons #tfp decepticons #phaticserpentfanfics #tfp airachnid #tfp starscream #tfp vehicons #knockout tfp #tfp knockout #tfp breakdown #tfp soundwave #tfp megatron

[phaticserpent]

Ultron owns a special place in cora so may I have headcannons about Ultron with a really affectionate reader? By really affectionate like good night/day kiss, hugs for basically everything, when seated always wants to hold hands, hello/goodbye kiss and just gentle touches for our beloved 😔💕

Yes of course!

He's obviously taken aback and needs to adapt

It's not everyday he gets gentle touches but you made it everyday

Ultron then memorizes the moments when you reach out to him, he does this so he leans towards you. Though, he can never predict hugs.

HUGS FROM BEHIND, they get him so flustered

Sometimes good morning kisses are a bit difficult as Ultron is generally the first one up. So when it's time for you to wake up, he sits on the couch for you.

"Goodmorning." Ultron smiles and holds out his arms. You smile sleepily and walk towards him, sinking into him.

"Goodmorning." You would reply and kiss him on the forehead

Since it's hard to walk around in the city together, you two managed to move somewhere isolated.

This gave you the chance to walk holding hands, especially when you two were hiking

You also like to cuddle close to him whenever watching something together, holding his hand as Ultron softly massaged your back

On days where you two were relaxing, you would find your hands tracing his armor and just cupping his face as he leaned into your touch

Goodnight kisses became a competition of who gets the last kiss, you two would go back and forth

Whenever he has bad days or is in a bad mood, your hugs comfort him. Sometimes he says he needs space but you know that he needs comfort

So you listen to him rant as you hold his hand, your thumb gently brushing his hand

Ultron is also hella touchy, gentle massages whenever you return from work

The one unpredictable hug was when he was cooking and you slipped your arms around his waist, which startled him

"I need eyes on the back of my head." Ultron sighed.

"But that ruins the surprise!"

"Well it won't be much of a surprise if I accidentally cut off your hand."

"Ultron~" you whined.

Ultron finds it cute that you jump onto him whenever you're scared

Like how you were in the shower and saw a spider in the corner, you ran out butt naked and jumped onto Ultron

"[Y/N]! Put on some clothes!"

"SPIDER! NO TIME FOR CLOTHES!"

Ultron tried placing you on the couch, completely wrapped in warm blankets, but you jumped onto his back. So while you were hugging his back, Ultron slowly went to take care of the spider

#ultron #ultron headcanon #ultron is hot #avengers age of ultron #age of ultron #ultron x reader #ultron imagine #headcanon #phaticserpent #phaticserpentfanfics

[phaticserpent]

Bro, imagine this: the TFP gang with a forth human teen girl who is covered in scars but keeps it hidden, like always in pants and turtle neck and has horizontal scar across the face in the nose bridge, so one day let's say she overheat and when June takes off the heavy clothing it reveals the scars,bonus if they seem to have lots in the neck and back. Reactions from Op or Ratchet(maybe BB?)

Ooooo okay! I don't know how they got the scars.....but I'll try, hope you like it

You didn't really specify headcanon or fanfic, so I went with fanfic

Warning: scars

You've gotten a couple of questions about your wellbeing, as you were in Jasper, Nevada. You would always be seen in long sleeves, always something that covered your entire body. Yet, people didn't really question it as much since. They assumed you practiced some sort of religion, or raised in a traditional household. Until the hottest recorded summer rolls around, and you couldn't bear the heat. You were in base with Jack, Miko and Raf in hopes to cool off since the cooling was better than your house.

"Damn [Y/N], mad respects." Jack sighed as he laid sprawled on the floor. You let out a short laugh as the doors to the base opened and June drove in.

"I brought some ice cream." June smiled. "Good afternoon Ratchet." The autobot just nodded at her and continued working.

"Yes! Ooh, I call dibs on chocolate!" Miko exclaimed and leaped towards June.

"No way, chocolate is mine." Jack rushed after Miko.

"[Y/N], aren't you hot?" June asked.

"I'm fine Miss Darby, really."

"Come on, enjoy some ice cream while they're still cold." You smiled and started descending the stairs, when the entire world around you split. All you could see is black. There were inaudible voices filled with panic. June rushed to you as did the other autobots, while Ratchet immediately prepared the med. You were still unconscious as June undressed you, revealing your body full of scars. "We have to let them cool down, they'll wake naturally." She explained to the autobots, who were still in shock. For now, they tried to surround you with fans. When you did wake, you immediately noticed how lighter you felt. You covered your body only to realize it was too late.

"[Y/N]'s awake!" Miko alerted. You were visibly shaking, from the cold or embrassment no one knows.

"[Y/N], are you in pain?" Optimus asked, his voice visibly concerned.

"Those look like they hurted." Raf winced.

"I think they look cool." Miko gasped.

"Miko!" Jack scolded.

"I....I'm fine." You managed to say. June kind of traced a few scars, causing you to wince.

"Did someone do this to you?" She asked.

"N-no."

"Did you......did you do it to yourself?" There was a pause in the air as if everyone was holding in their breaths for your answer.

"No."

"Okay, glad to hear it. You overheated in all your heavy clothing.....you need to let yourself breathe." She informed. You nodded and watched as she walked back to her car and drove out, leaving the ice cream. You sat for a moment, a bit weary and confused to what had happened.

"If you did not inflict those scars on yourself, then who did?" Optimus knelt down to meet your gaze. You shrugged. "Hmm....did it hurt?"

"Yeah." You knew Optimus appeared calm and collected on the outside, but on the inside he was definitely worried and enraged. His brows narrowed as he nodded in understanding.

"Shall I bring you some.....ice cream?"

"No thank you, I feel like throwing up if I eat anything." You smiled weakly and Optimus nodded in understanding. Ratchet cautiously walked over to you, carefully holding a small glass of water in his servos.

"Thought you should hydrate yourself." Ratchet placed it next to you. You thanked him as he gave you a soft and reassuring smile. "If you need anything, just holler." The other Autobots didn't want to pry about your scars, they understand it's a private matter. However, Bumblebee approached you and studied your scars. He beeped as Raf came up to you for translations.

"He asked if he could touch them."

"Oh, okay! Yeah you can, but be gentle I suppose?" You noted and Bee nodded. His servos and digits were gentle as he traced a couple of scars. He beeped a couple of times as he stepped away.

"He thinks your scars are cool.....and that you shouldn't hide them." Raf smiled. You looked up at Bumblebee, who let out short beeps that were definitely encouraging and positive. You smiled and thanked them both.

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[phaticserpent]

Could we get a bay verse Ironhide x fem reader where the reader gets hurt and Ironhide is not having any of that and he’s super protective towards them? Thanks

Yesssss thank you for some Ironhide content! I hope you like it!

The mission was simple, so simple. But of course, things managed to get out of hand. You clutched your side, hissing when you caught a glimpse of the wound.

"[Y/N]? Let's get you back." Lennox gently pulled you away.

"But the mission?"

"The Autobots will take care of it, you've done enough. Let's go." Lennox guided you to the infirmary. "How are they, doctor?"

"Not that bad, but I suggest you to stay off that injury. That means no more missions for a week." Ratchet said. You slumped in defeat. "Got it?"

"Yeah yeah." You rolled your eyes. You got up from the bed only for Ratchet to stop you.

"That means you'll be staying here for a few days."

"Ratchet-" you whined.

"[Y/N]," He whined sarcastically. "Don't even think about it. Don't think about sneaking out either. I'll inform Ironhide and he'll visit you." Ratchet snorted as he contacted Ironhide, his optics staring into your soul. Within minutes, Ironhide burst through the infirmary.

"Is [Y/N] gonna live?!"

"Calm down Ironhide. She's right there." Ratchet beckoned to you. Ironhide stared at your wound.

"Who did that?" His voice became deep and throaty, watching his servos curl into a fist.

"Just a stupid con." You dismissed. "I'm alright, nothing I can't handle."

"She's tougher than she looks, Ironhide." Ratchet assured. "All she needs is rest and time."

"Got it doc."

"Don't call me doc." Ratchet grumbled as he left. You lifted a brow and smirked at Ironhide.

"Oh no, I know that look." He sighed. "You need to stay and heal."

"Please?"

"No." Ironhide stood firm in front of the entrance. Trying to move past him would be risky, so you plopped down on the bed staring back at him. The staring contest as soon interrupted by a voice outside.

"Erm, Ironhide.....how's [Y/N]?" Ironhide moved slightly to reveal Optimus kneeling outside.

"I'm okay." You smiled.

"I'm glad." Optimus breathed in relief. "I guarantee your recovery will be speedy in Ratchet's care." With that, he disappeared. Ironhide looked back to you, giving you a face of 'don't you dare.'

"Ironhide, I'm fine. I can walk." You stood up to show him but Ironhide scooped you up and placed you back on the bed.

"I believe you, but I don't want you hurting yourself." He huffed. "You need to rest in order to make a 'speedy recovery'."

"Not you too." You snorted. "I'm just going to take a walk, being cooped up inside isn't good for your health either."

"Hmm, let's see what doc has to say." Ironhide raised a brow at you. "Plus, you shouldn't be walking around with that injury."

"Oh my gods Ironhide, I'm alright."

"I just don't want you hurting yourself."

"I know."

"Good, so be a good girl and stay." He said nonchalantly. You froze and stared at him a bit dumbfounded. The way he called you 'good girl' left you speechless. "What?"

"Nothing." You laughed. Your laugh got harder and more intense, while Ironhide raised a brow at you.

"Don't laugh too hard! You'll hurt yourself!" Ironhide panicked as you almost fell over. You gripped your side, trying to calm yourself.

"Ow ow ow ow–"

"Told you so." The rest of the day and week were the same, you would claim that you felt fine but Ironhide didn't give in. He would constantly chase you around and gently carry you back to bed. He knew all your tricks, so there's no getting out until Ratchet gave you the clear.

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[phaticserpent]

Could I please have headcanons where the reader gives Pan a blowjob? 👀

Tw: smut/blowjob

Pan loved when you took his cock into your mouth. He would tug at your hair and pull you closer

“Oh....oh my! Love, where’d you learn how to do that?”

You loved his facial expressions, the way he bites his lips when you start kissing his thighs and what’s inbetween. Or how his mouth hung agape when you take his entire cock into your mouth

“Ah! R-right there! That’s it. Holy—“

Pan came too quick that one time and you almost ended up choking from his orgasm.

“Love I am so sorry!”

It became a joke between the two of you, or a leverage when you tease Pan

“Hey, remember when I choked on your cum?”

His ears turn red real quick

Sometimes when he’s trying to explain something to the lost boys, you like to tease him. He grips the table’s edges and you could hear his stifled moans and gasps. It’s always funny to see him try to cover it up

The aftermath of such a risky situation ends up with rough sex

When he cums in your mouth and you swallow, he’s immediately turned on

His eyes roll up when he orgasms and digs his nails into your hair, you can see the way his chest rises and his abs tighten. It’s intense

“Wow.”

#peter pan ouat #ask response #peter pan headcanon #headcanons #phaticserpentfanfics #phaticserpent #peter pan smut #peter pan is hot af #peter pan x reader #lemon #please dont flag this tumblr

[phaticserpent]

Can you write HCs for Peter Pan and a S/O with a tongue piercing please ( smutty is preferable ) love your work 💞

Yeah absolutely! I hope you like it (sorry if some things are inaccurate! I don’t have much experience/knowledge with tongue piercings)

Pan has seen a majority of piercings, but never a tongue piercing. He’s in absolute awe that you have the courage to endure something so painful

“Doesn’t it hurt, love?”

“Obviously it hurts at first, but after that, not much.”

You find it cute how Pan keeps asking you questions, but definitely leaning towards concern for your well being.

“Does food get stuck there?”

“What happens if you bite your tongue?”

“Love, do you think I should get a tongue piercing?” He asked.

“I think you should get it from a professional.”

He gives you gifts.....mostly stolen treasure from pirates that were made into a tongue piercing

His intentions were well but you had to explain to him that you couldn’t fit an entire gold coin on your tongue, much less speak with it occupying a portion of your mouth

Kissing became intense

NSFW warning: smut, blowjob

The tongue piercing adds a bit of flair to sex, in Pan’s opinion.

Especially when you give him a blowjob, you rub the piercing against his cock. He gets more turned on when you lick all the cum that spills out of his cock

Pan sticks his fingers into your mouth as you suck his fingers. Or he makes a v-shape in front of your mouth and you slip your tongue in-between the two fingers

He absolutely loves it when your tongue rolls out mid-sex or mid-orgasm

#peter pan once upon a time #peter pan smut #peter pan x reader #peter pan ouat #peter pan headcanon #ouat headcanon #phaticserpentfanfics #phaticserpent #lemon #tongue piercing

[phaticserpent]

I just had an angsty thought: What if instead of Natasha being captured by Ultron in the movie it's another (reader insert) Avenger and they're like..."he's put me in this cage and he's trying to destroy humanity and I need to stop him," but their monkey brain is like " ooh, hot bot."

Pffffffft isn't that all of us? 👀 I want to make this into a fic sbksbdjdh, what would the title be? "Monkey Brain Makes me Simp"

But i love that

You woke up with a throbbing headache, a bit confused to your surrounding.

"I wasn't sure you'd wake up....I hoped you would, I wanted to show you. I don't have anyone." Ultron huffed. Is he.....monologuing? You placed a hand to your forehead. "I think a lot about meteors, the purity of then. Boom, the end, start again. The world made clean for the new man to rebuild. I was meant to be new, I was meant to be new, I was meant to be beautiful. The world would've looked to the sky and seen hope, seen mercy. Instead they'll look up in horror because of you." Ultron walked towards you, his motion were so fluid and smooth. Somehow, you didn't back up cause you were too busy admiring his metal shine.

"Shiny." You blurted out. Ultron gave you quizzical look. The next thing you know, he trapped you in a room and closed the cage door. You leaned against the cage door, staring at him up and down. Wait, he just put me in a cage....why am I checking him out? You reasoned. While another voice proclaimed, cages are kinky. Man must be kinky too. Plus, he hot. Look at him and tell me you can resist that! He knows what he's doing. "Did you intentionally make yourself that hot?"

"What?"

"You heard what I said." You winked.

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[phaticserpent]

I just had another thought on how that could go. What if, like, the Avenger!insert is just like, "Why design yourself to be so sexy?" Assuming their attraction to them is intentional, not that they're just a big ol' robotf*cker.

Ultron's mind: *alarm blaring*

"I have an important question for you," you casually leaned your body onto the door. "Why design yourself to be so sexy?" Ultron's mouth hung agape.

"I–" He had no response. He just stood there and you could hear his gears turning quickly. "You're stalling." His brows furrowed in suspicion.

"No, I'm flirting." You rolled your eyes.

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[phaticserpent]

Hello there! Would you mind to make a request for me? I wish I could have something romantic and sweet with Bayverse Oppy (before TF4) and young adult female reader. And Optimus uses his robot holoform. Thank you! ❤️❤️

Yeah of course! I hope you like it! Sorry if this is late aaaaaaa!

It was midnight and unfortunately, you were still up. Frantically flipping through your textbook. You had been caught up in the pages and hadn't notice a peculiar vehicle pull up to your driveway. What got your attention was the closing of a car door and the lights on your garage door lighting up your entire room, you peeked outside to see Optimus’s holoform waving at you. Immediately, you dropped everything and rushed outside to him.

“What are you doing here? I thought I would be seeing you in the morning.”

“It was an easy day.” He chuckled. “I missed you.” You smiled and brushed your hand on his cheek as his hand grazed your back, down to your hips to pull you in closer.

“Smooth.” You laughed and Optimus smirked.

“Come on, I want to show you something.” He opened the passenger door for you and you climbed in.

“Thank you.”

“Anything for you.” He smirked. His Holoform reappeared in the driver’s seat and the two of you drove peacefully in the night. Optimus turned on the heater and you relaxed against the seat, staring out the window. "How was your day?"

"Honestly, nothing in particular except for seeing you." You smiled. "School is a pain in my ass."

"Figured." Optimus chuckled softly. "Do you want to talk about it?" As you ranted and talked about your day and the things you learned, Optimus listened intently. He laughed, agreed, disagreed, and comforted you.

"And you?"

"I find myself frustrated about the war....and a bit worried. I'm worried for you and I can't help but be sorry of how caught up I am."

"You shouldn't be sorry, I don't want you to feel like that." You sighed. "I can't imagine what you're going through or the pressure you're under, but just know that I'm okay and I'll always be okay."

"Thank you."

"So where are you taking me?"

"We're almost there." Optimhs assured. You smiled as you glanced out the window, and within a few minutes the two of you arrived at your destination. Optimus parked the vehicle and you slid out. It was a remote and quiet area, filled with open space and little to no street light.

"I feel like I'm in a horror movie."

"How so?"

"Everything is dark." You noted, which resulted in Optimus letting out a throaty laugh.

"I promise no harm will come to you." He assured as he hooked his arm around you, gently guiding you to a specific spot. There was already a blanket and small candles circling the spot. "I often come to this place whenever I need some peace and quiet.....perhaps sharing it with you would make it more special."

"It's beautiful." You looked up at the sky to see millions of twinkling stars. "Wow."

"You get used to it, but I will never get used to seeing your beauty." He placed a soft kiss on your cheek. You smiled at him, your hands cupping his cheek and he leaned into your touch.

"I love you." You whispered. Optimus intertwined his hand with your free hand, his eyes staring deeply at you in adoration.

"Words can not begin to describe how much I love you and how much you mean to me."

"Wow okay, I can never compete with your way with words." You grinned. "Such a charmer."

"Mm shut up and kiss me." Optimus smirked. You raised a brow as you grabbed his shirt to pull him in, finally pressing your lips to his. His hands cupped your cheek, pulling you in closer. You two pulled away, staring at each other for a long time before smiling.

"I took astronomy in high school and even then, I can't recognize half of these constellations." You laughed. It took a while to adjust into comfortable positions as you and Optimus laid down to map the night sky. "Woah, a shooting star!"

"Could be a decepticon–"

"Hey, let's forget about that for now and focus on us." You squeezed his hand reassuringly and Optimus agreed. You two spent the rest of the time talking, laughing, and kissing under the stars, until the sun came up.

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