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julientel · 1 year

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D:BH Incorrect Quotes (part 1)

Connor: If you were a dog, what kind of dog would you be?

Hank: I don't know about me, but I can say what dog you'd be.

Connor: Police dog?

Hank: Nah, a therapy dog that somehow ended up working in the police.

Connor:

Hank: A disaster, really.

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Connor: I don't know how to communicate with Detective Reed.

Hank: Imagine he's just an asshole cat and treat him like one.

Connor: [sprays Gavin with water]

Hank: NO

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Hank: Connor is a perfect cinnamon roll who’s never done anything wrong in his entire life.

Gavin: Never done anything wrong?! He helped with the phcking revolution and shot a bunch of guards!

Hank:

Hank: I still don't see your point.

***

Hank: [casually searching around the room]

Gavin: What are you looking for?

Hank: My will to live.

Connor: [walks in]

Hank: Oh, there it is.

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Hank: I don't want to be partnered with both Connor and Gavin at once.

Fowler: Why not?

Hank: When we work together they seem to share exactly one brain cell.

Hank: And it's usually mine.

***

Gavin, ordering a coffee: I’d like a light roast.

Connor: You're kinda ugly.

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Hank, pointing a camera at Connor: There he is, my four-year-old kid, sweet and innocent.

Connor, holding a gun and covered in blood: What-?

***

Hank, to Connor: Look, everyone is the protagonist of their own story-

Gavin: [spills his coffee]

Gavin: [trips over a chair on the way to the bathroom]

Gavin: [hits his head on the table while getting up]

Hank: Everyone's the protagonist besides Gavin, he's a menace to himself.

***

Connor: Do you think I'm actually plastic?

Gavin: No.

Connor: Okay-

Gavin: Plastic, at least, has some use in life. You're not plastic.

***

Gavin: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Hank: Yeah-

Connor: [kicks in the door]

#Detroit: Become Human #Hank Anderson #Connor #Gavin Reed #incorrect quotes #kinda

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sunwarmed-ash · 5 months

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🔥Sinful Sunday🔥

My love language is misery

Chapter 1: Hurt

Fandom: Detroit Become Human Ships: one sided hankvin/established hankcon->hankconvin Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Angst,Hurt Gavin Reed, Supportive Hank Anderson, Supportive Connor, self harm, pining gavin, jealous gavin read, two part hurt/comfort fic, pre relationship TWs: Post SA aftermath, reference implied SA Chapter preview:

Gavin's hands are shaking so hard he drops his lighter three times onto the half frozen surface of the smokers patio. He phcking hates today. Hates Anderson. Hates his plastic replacement. Hates that he will never be good enough for anybody again… Hates that he’s so ruined. He’s three pulls into his second cigarette when his fist comes flying in contact with one of the four bricked pillars. Pain shoots through his split knuckles and radiates up his dominant arm into his shoulder. It still doesn't hurt as much as being alone does. Having nothing and no one. He’s old (37, a grandpa in queer math), he's damaged, (sexually traumatized beyond repair), no one wants him, at least not in the way he wants them (why the hell would they?) All that’s left for him is another 40 years on this endless, repetitive cycle, forever. Something drops on the concrete behind him and it takes Gavin a moment to check back in and realize who and what it was. The What was a cup of coffee, rapidly cooling and soaking into the bottom of his left pant leg. The Who was Connor, Anderson’s new phcking soulmate, who is now just standing there silently dumbstruck, his stupid mouth gaping wide enough to catch flies. His eyes are staring at Gavin’s hand, which now that Gavin looks at it he can see it’s bleeding. Like a lot. “PHCKING WHAT?” he shouts, the overwhelming feeling of being caught sends Gavin’s defenses reeling. Gavin watches as Connor stumbles back at the outburst. Shows fear for the first time in his presence, and it’s because he’s personally responsible. Good. Leave me alone. “I-I…” Connor says, looking at the empty styrofoam cup before bending to pick it up. He doesn't try and look at Gavin’s hand again, but he finds Gavin’s eyes and somehow that's worse. "Detective…” “The phck are you even doing out here Connor?” Because they are not talking about this. About him. “I...I was bringing you a coffee.” Gavin scoffs. Yeah fucking right. “Why?” “...A peace offering.” A peace offering?! What did Connor fall and hit his head? “For what? Am I not leaving you alone enough?" The android blushes and Gavin can’t even begin to try and decipher what that means. “Yes... Well, I suppose that's the root of the problem. I don't… want you to ignore me.” “So you’d rather I go back to messing with you?” “No. I just… a fresh start? Maybe? For the both of us? We are coworkers now and I think it-” “No thanks,” Gavin interrupts, “Not really looking to make any new friends.” Connor’s brow furrow and he looks genuinely upset by the rejection. Gavin doesn't know what the phck he expects. What the hell would they even have in common? Except for a hard-on for Hank. “Very well. Can I get you something for your hand Detective? It's still bleeding.” Gavin’s disbelieving scoff is mean. “Get the phck out of here Connor.”

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moviemuncherao3 · 9 months

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Ten Songs and Ten People

Rules: put music on shuffle, list first 10 songs that pop up!

1. Snow by Red Hot Chili Peppers

2. Champagne Supernova by Oasis

3. Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes

4. Under the Bridge by Red Hot Chili Peppers

5. London Calling by The Clash

6. Here I go again by Whitesnake

7. It's the End of the World by REM

8. When the Sun Goes Down by Arctic Monkeys

9. Won't Get Fooled Again by the Who

10. Fortunate Son by CCR

Thank you to @whimsical-roasting for the tag!

Tagged: @hamartia-grander @androidtrashfire @sunwarmed-ash @demonicpetals @julientel @phcking-detective @destinationtoast @tallfroggie @laiqualaurelote @androidtrash800

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cuillere · 6 months

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Thanks @trainofcommand

tag 9 people to get to know better

1. 3 ships: Daniel / Jack (Stargate SG-1), Hanconkvin (Detroit: Become Human) and Reed900 (DBH)

2. first ever ship: Oh, good question! My first active fandom was harry potter, so... I guess James /Lilly but, really, really not sure about that ^^'

3. last song: Dirty thoughts by Chloe Adams <3 I'm obsessed

4. last movie: Luca, from Disney, which was a lot of fun :)

5. currently reading: The OTP: Fight Club series by @phcking-detective which I am actually typesetting so I can fanbind them :) This Nines will be the death of me <3

6. currently watching: Nothing ^^

7. currently consuming: Some Milky Oolong tea, given by a friend when I departed my last workplace.

8. currently craving: milk chocolate

9. tagging (no pressure) @sunwarmed-ash @all-alone-he-turns-to-stone @qrjung @i-am-morrigans-apprentice Also consider yourself tagged if you want to <3

#ask games #can you see that I actually do these all at once ^^'

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ruok900 · 1 year

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Two versions of this because I got Inspired once again by @phcking-detective 's huge multipart fic, OTP: Fight Club!! Definitely recommend, but read the tags thoroughly!

#dbh #detroit become human #rk900 #connor and hank cameo #i wanted to add more to this but spent far too long on it already #krysdoodles #cw: eye strain #just to be safe #if you see where i cheated no you don't

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gavinisqueer · 1 year

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In the group chat me and @phcking-detective are in

#cw drugs

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proserpine-in-phases · 3 years

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I started my computer to get this screenshot so y’all better fuckin appreciate it

#crap #serendipitous #my dash did a thing #rats #persephinae #phcking-detective #you guys made my dash do a thing

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skysquid200 · 4 years

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gavvy boi: babe come over I wanna see uuuuu

9s: why

gavvy boi: damn is it a crime to see my bf???

9s: what's the real reason

gavvy boi: I can't get something off the top shelf in the kitchen and I'm too sore to climb :/

9s: so you need your top to get something off the top shelf?

gavvy boi: die

#dbh #reed900 #gavin reed #rk900 #detroit become human #gavin900 #gav9 #gavin x rk900 #skyspeaks #dedicated to:#phcking-detective #of course I'm finding unintentional typos now!!!

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ask-asshole-reed · 5 years

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yoooo this is phcking-detective I saw you in my notes and checked out your blog, and I'm really glad to see more trans!Gavin!

Yeah, it relates to my own gender and sexuality struggles so it’s nice to follow someone that hc’s him like that as well. I’m glad you decided to check out my blog!

@phcking-detective

#anon #phcking-detective #dbh #detroit become human #dbh gavin #gavin dbh #ask blog #dbh ask blog #gavin reed ask blog #ask gavin reed #ask asshole reed #trans gavin #ooc post

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mechabones · 5 years

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Captain Fowler: This is a military grade unit. Stronger, faster, smarter than any other android in existence. He is overall far more capable at withstanding any situation he is placed into & will always come out successful.

Gavin, looking at Nines: ....sure-

Nines: *Is intently watching a butterfly flutter around the office. Likely having traveled in by sitting on his shoulder*

#this is to make up for all the angsty Nines posts i make #phcking-detective u better appreciate this #incorrect quotes #dbh #detroit become human #gavin reed #dbh gavin #dbh gavin reed #gavin x rk900 #reed900 #dbh nines #dbh rk900 #rk900

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ask-kitty-rk800-connor · 5 years

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BOLD all that applies to your muse.

italicized - applicable in some verses.

SIBLING(S): sister(s) | brother (s) | none | other:

Tagged by: @gavin-phcking-reed (Thank you!)

Tagging: @detective-greedy @rk900-nines @ask-rk900 (whoever want to do this Idk who to tag)

#ask kitty rk800 connor #gavin phcking reed #detective greedy #ask-rk900 #rk900 nines

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julientel · 2 years

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Connor: Detective, I need a favor. Gavin: I don't care what- Connor: I got you a coffee. Gavin: Gavin: Are you phcking kidding me?

#Detroit: Become Human #Gavin Reed #Connor

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sunwarmed-ash · 5 months

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Fucking friday- fic preview 2

@sweeteatercat asked for what I had so here's yet another DBH one-shot I'm working on

complicated hankconvin, angst and draaaaaamaaa

A lot can change in a near decade.

Androids, for instance. They went from cell phones to sentient beings with rights in half that time. Case and point, the heavy influx of android officers post revolution and the reinstatement of one specific RK800 to the police force.

Hank Anderson is another example. He has gone from, top of the academy, number one father and husband, to disgraced, angry, grieving father with a disciplinary record as thick as his dick.

Then there's Gavin. Gavin who’s never been the same since Toni.

The world changed, but he just didn't. Couldn't. He felt halted in place by that one specific, traumatizing moment in time. His skin sure didn't forget the event, how could he expect his mind to?

Now, It's 2040. The Robot Revolution that started in Detroit and shook the world has started to balance back out. Things are different, some good, some bad. And that includes life at the DPD.

In terms of androids and Hank, they are great. Too phcking great for Gavin’s preference. The star pupil and mentor duo are all just about married at this phcking point. The plastic replacement is even living with Hank and Sumo. Where Gavin wants to be. And it hurts so bad that Gavin has missed every one of his chances with Hank.

Connor makes Hank laugh at something, so loud Gavin can hear it all the way across the bullpen. It fills Gavin’s throat with bile spurred on by his irrevocable jealousy. Connor wasn't even human, and yet Hank has gone from Connor’s biggest threat to his biggest obsessor.

So much for still blaming them for killing Cole…

Gavin’s gotta get out of here. He can't watch them anymore. He needs air.

“Going to smoke,” he says to Tina who barely even acknowledges him, nose deep in her phone swiping through Tinder. Gavin wishes he could trust casual sex enough to use the app. But not after Toni, Jason, and Eric.

Never again.

-

His hands are shaking so hard he drops his lighter three times onto the half frozen surface of the smokers patio. He phcking hates today. Hates Anderson. Hates his plastic replacement. Hates that he will never be good enough for anybody again… Hates that he’s so ruined.

He’s three pulls into his third cigarette when his fist comes in contact with the bricked pillar. Pain shoots through his split knuckles and radiates up his dominant arm into his shoulder. It still doesn't hurt as much as being alone does. Having nothing and no one. He’s old (37), he's damaged, (seuxally truamatized beyond repair), no one wants him (why would they?) Not in the way he wants them. Ever.

All that’s left for him is a lifetime on this endless, repetitive cycle. Forever.

Something drops and splashes behind him. It takes him a moment to check back in and realize who and what it was.

The what, was coffee. Rapidly cooling and soaking into the bottom of his pant leg.

The who was Connor, Anderson’s new phcking soulmate, who stands there with his dumb mouth open wide enough to catch flies. His eyes are on Gavin’s hand, which now that Gavin looks at it he can see it’s bleeding. Alot.

The overwhelming feeling of being caught sends Gavin’s defenses reeling.

“PHCKING WHAT?”

Gavin watches as Connor shows fear for the first time ever. Good. leave me the phck alone.

“I-I…” Connor said, looking at the empty styrofoam cup and reaching to pick it up. He doesn't look at Gavin’s hand again, but he finds Gavin’s eyes and that's worse. “Detective…”

“The phck are you doing out here Connor?”

His LED flashes yellow.

“I...I was bringing you a coffee.”

Gavin scoffs. Yeah fucking right.

“Why?”

“A peace offering.”

A peace offering?!

“For what? Am I not leaving you alone enough?"

“Yes. Well, I suppose that's the root of the problem. I don't, want you to ignore me.”

Was Connor joking? Did Gavin fall and hit his head?

“You want me to go back to picking on you?”

“No. I just- a fresh start? For the both of us. Maybe? We are coworkers now and I think it-”

Gavin’s disbelieving scoff is mean.

“No thanks. I’m not really looking for any friends.”

Connor looks genuinely upset by the rejection and Gavin doesn't know what the phck he exspects. What the hell would they even have in common? Except for a hard on for Hank.

“Very well. Can I get you something for your hand Detective? It's still bleeding.”

“Get the phck out of here Connor.”

-

When Gavin comes back from the bathroom he can feel Connor’s eyes on him. He ignores him. He doesn't understand why the android suddenly cares. No one has cared about or even paid attention to Gavin Reed in a very long time.

-

“Hank I have to tell you something.”

Connors' tone has Hank's eyes widening in fear.

“Oh, okay shit, is everything alright?”

Connor's LED flicks between red and yellow.

“I- don't know. I think I witnessed something I feel compelled to report. But I’m worried about betraying this person's confidence.”

“Uh, okay, well, um, is someone else’s life in danger because of this… event?”

“No.”

“Is this person a danger to themselves?”

“The potential for that… is high.”

“Shit… It's someone here?”

“...Yes.”

“Do I know them?”

Connor laughs ironically.

“Yes.”

Hank’s quiet for a moment and then,

“...Shit.”

Connor’s LED is a steady pulsing red.

when Hank’s trained detective eyes land on Gavin who had just sat back down from the bathroom, Hank stands and sighs.

“I’ll handle it.” Hank promises.

#hankconvin #hankvin800 #detriot become human #dbh wips #i post new stuff every sunday #sinful sunday #find me on ao3 #sunwarmed ash #links in bio #connor rk800 #gavin reed #hank anderson #rk800 #connor #dbh hank anderson #dbh gavin

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moviemuncherao3 · 9 months

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9 people you'd like to know better

Thank you @sunwarmed-ash for the tag, seems like fun so here goes:

Last song: talk tonight by Oasis, one of my favourite songs and although it's certainly a sadder song, it brings me a great deal of comfort.

Currently watching: I actually started Dexter a couple of weeks back, I'm on season 3 now. I never saw it's original run, but I kinda get the buzz about it. I am also rewatching The Walking Dead.

Currently reading: so many things. I'm reading several fanfics, mostly reed900 and destiel at the moment. But I am also reading The Lost World by Michael Crichton and I just finished A Lady for a Duke by Alexis Hall, very enjoyable read.

Current obsession: I have circled back round to my obession with Rick Grimes and Derek Hale from Teen Wolf. I am still obsessed with Reed900 of course and I also watch Markiplier and Jacksepticeye several times a week.

I have tagged a few people below but don't feel like you need to do this, I just thought it looked fun.

@demonicpetals @androidtrashfire @hamartia-grander @phcking-detective @whimsical-roasting @laiqualaurelote @gavinisqueer @tallfroggie @deardarlingthings

#fun

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cuillere · 6 months

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You fic bind??? I want to seeeeee I love fic binding but I haven't the skills!

Well. I have vague memories of printing fics 15+ years ago and putting them in a pre-made ring binder (is that what they are called? In plastic transparent sheets and stuff). Or keeping them as a pile to reed them while off line.

I've done (twice, maybe) some basic binding for empty notebooks (from YouTube tutorials).

And I am now on an adventure to bind a series of fics from @phcking-detective which has been giving me life for the last few weeks as I was in a bad place :) (dbh, reed900, called OTP: fight club).

So... i guess you could say that ^^

#rambles #fic binding #book binding

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phcking-detective · 2 years

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Nines: Oh, can you not reach the top of the filing cabinet? You are so short, Detective.

Gavin: well put some phcking inches in me then!!

Nines: ... what?

Gavin: what

#Tina: oh no you don't I HEARD that!!#Gavin: I PLEAD THE FIFTH #Nines: you're cheating on me with an earlier model >:[#reed900 #gavin reed #dbh

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