dan: do I think youtube is bad and spiteful and held things I loved over my head to make me part of the capitalist machine? no! I don’t think YouTube is inherently bad!
everyone: FUCK YOUTUBE 👺🗣🔊 ME AND ALL MY HOMIES HATE YOUTUBE 🔊🔊🔊🔊
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saw this thread on twt and now im obsessed w the idea of immortal!phil as some crusty old man who just socks the grim reaper in the face every time he’s supposed to die
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"Once a year, the eyes of the nation turned to this tiny hamlet in Western Pennsylvania to watch a master at work. The Master? Punxsutawney Phil, the world's most famous weatherman. The groundhog. Who is legend has it can predict the coming of an early Spring. So I guess the question we have to ask ourselves today is. Does Phil feel lucky?"
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this is a safe place for c!phil
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I love the idea that Phil’s chat are just an entire army of crows
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incredibly underrated bit of any tommy video is when he realizes phil has just been on deafen for an exceeding amount of time and it cuts to phil in hardcore gaming mode
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I hope that Phil makes a follow up video just absolutely raging at YouTube and spitting every single curse word in the book and then in the end says “are you feeling as stressed as I am? Well I have a great way to unwind, use code AmazingPhil for 20% off your next purchase on AdamAndEve.com”
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Bella: Edward, I named our daughter Renesmee after my mother Renee and your mother Esme :)
The ghost of Elizabeth Masen watching over them:
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and perhaps, weary traveller, you would like to hear of the tale of flowerfall and heed its call
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he's chatting up a storm!
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104 gifs of summer vacation - 2/104
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The great thing about Techno and Phil is I can’t tell who’s the sun radiating light, and who’s the moon grinning and reflecting it all back. They exist in such harmony it’s great? Who’s yin and who’s yang? They are blood red and forest green, or maybe rose red and poisonous green, I can’t tell. When one puts a hand on the others shoulder, who’s comforting who? Who cooks dinner? Who has the most off days?
The Antarctic duo are so similar in every sense of the word, but immensely different, they love differently, they observe differently, they wage war differently, they smile differently, they sleep differently. But they love the same things, they observe the same fragments of space and time, they will always be allied in war, they always smile at the same time, one is always keeping watch while the other sleeps. They fit like jagged little puzzle pieces. They made a home together, together they’re always home.
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