#phil watson

[phantomstatistician]

Tag: Families of Choice (Found Family)

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Source: AO3

Note: "&" denotes a platonic ship

#wilbur soot #technoblade #tommyinnit #phil watson #peter parker #tony stark #tubbo #toby smith #pepper potts #steve rogers #bucky barnes #eraserhead #present mic #video blogging rpf #dream smp #mcu #marvel #my hero academia #mha #families of choice #found family #fanfiction #ao3 #statistics #phantom statistician #sleepy bois inc #sbi

[eekonis]

the man, the bird, the fatherfigure

#my art #philza fanart #philza minecraft #dsmp philza #ph1lza minecraft #ph1lza #crowfather #crowfather phil #crow father phil #phil watson #dsmp fanart #avian phil #dsmp art

[berryyg00d]

zombie phil from @wolfythewitch's au!! im brainrotting so hard

#zombie #philza fanart #phil watson #mcyt #sbi fanart

[redraven3093]

Crows origin

Despite bearing the title of Angle of Death and married to the Goddes of death the two are very fond of the living, knowing that they are precious and are worth to be protected.

 Kristin and Phil favor crows more than any other type of bird.

They have cared for many young ones trough out the years ever since the two had joined together as wife and husband, they are especially most fond of the achiever chasers, they tend to be the ones that are more filled with life,  and the lost ones who that they can guide to achieve life.

Oh, how they adore their young ones, her status as the Death Goddes had caused her to be unable to bring life, and so this fleeting moment of care and kindness are so precious to Kristin, and Phil love to raise, support, and help their ward to achieve their goals.

To gain fame through the skill that they work hard on, to be able to spread fun and happiness to everyone and everything, to achieve and conquer the Earth itself at the palm of their hand, to create and create their craft for everyone to enjoy, whatever it is they will support it.

Their ward would often call them by Father and mother, thoug in recent times the young ones have started to humor the name Dadza and Mumza more, they find the fond nicknames to be adorable and begin to use them as well.

Life as guardian of a young living being is fun for the immortal couple.

Thou the fates can be cruel to them and cut the life that they are favored short.

 the pair would always try their best to help their ward move on and accept their own passing calmly, and guide them to the next step they wanted.

They can achieve peace and rest in heaven, or reside and accept their sins and bear the heat of hell or avoid it and its torture by reincarnation, hoping they may see each other again in another life.

Or they can stay with them as the crows, as their eyes and ears, to help them understand the living much more to help them care for the future of the living.

To forever accompany them till the time came that life was approaching its end, and they joined the quiet abyss.

#don't mind me #headcannons #qsmp philza #philza minecraft #philza #kritin #phil watson #kristin watsom #dadza philza #mumza #mumza goddess of death #the crows #philza's crows #phil's crows

[woodlands-nd]

hey so sbi (+ others) foster au fics are great, ok, like I love them. They're one of the main types of fics I read. But Kristian and Phil are almost never together in them. Like either she's dead, just doesn't exist, or they start dating after the fostering starts. The main exception I've seen is in ones where it's not set in a realistic world and she's like literal Death, but she's still not too involved in the story.

I think it would be cool if they were married in one and just decided to foster for whatever reason. I know there's some but personally I've just not seen a ton unless specifically searching for them being together in particular.

#mcyt #fanfic #foster au #sbi #sbi au #phil watson #mumza #dadza #dadza minecraft #dadza philza #sbi family dynamic

[sbi-au-ideas]

Tommys magic is subtle.

It’s not like the girl across the street, who drips with neon green and has plants turning at her presence.

It’s not like the boy next door, whose eyes always glow a vibrant purple when he focuses too hard on something.

No, Tommy isn’t like them. His magic is quite shy in reality, a parallel to Tommy’s own personality. It rarely blinks into life for more than a moment, a dull gold that could be easily dismissed as a sun ray.

Nobody really notices the way his blonde hair seems to glow, how the yellow leaves that fall in autumn appear more vibrant when Tommy is around. Still, it affects them, brightening the atmosphere and widening smiles in the slightest way. No, Tommy’s magic isn’t anything extravagant- but when he sees his friends stare into the golden sunset, mesmerized- he thinks he’s okay with that.

Phil adores his magic. The way translucent green pours out of his palms, stretching out over the land before rising, bringing to life his architectural imaginations. The magic glitters in the sun at the right angle, and he could spend all day in the sweltering heat just building. Bringing his magic to life and getting to share it with other people.

His magic is more personal than others. While the green is vibrant to Phil, his wife Kristin describes it as faint- “as if I was looking at it through a fog”- so he makes sure to sketch out the designs on paper, too, so he can ask Kristin for her opinion on all of his new projects.

He discovered that he can create whatever he wants and hold it there. So, during his younger years when all he wanted to do was fly, he brought a pair of green wings to life, and rested them on his back. He hasn’t let up those wings for years, and now they react with his emotions, moving and gesticulating along with him. They feel natural.

Pink has followed Techno around for as long as he’s been alive. It drags along with his movements, highlighting the stroke of his arm as he brings his sword down on his opponent. When he jogs, the pink gradient leaves a trail, one that disintegrates as he progresses further in his run.

He used to despise the pink, which tainted his life and had him mocked in school. Then- when he got into wrestling, and took down his tournament partner with a flourishing swing- he watched the video back and found himself entranced; the pink highlighting his movements in the same way a streamer would follow the arc of a dancer. Amazing.

He snuck out that night and bought hair dye. Pink- the same shade as his magic- and he dyed his short head of hair in an act of defiance.

His parents were angry, sure, but the connection he finally felt with his magic made the arguments worth it. He grew his hair out as long as possible, after that, and reveled in the way his hair swung with his movements in the same way his magic did.

Wilbur thought he was powerless for a long time. No matter what he did, or tried, or risked, his magic never showed up. It made him feel empty, like a piece of himself was missing and he was convinced it would never show up.

He was angry for a long time- and sad- but mostly angry. He fought with kids at school, with his teachers, with his parents. Any time they tried to ask him what was wrong, he couldn’t form the words to explain.

But then, one year when he forgot to list out what he wanted his elective to be and got randomly placed in the boys choir, something happened. A spark- something blue and curly and bright- lit up his vision while he was humming the tune they were learning in class.

He cried that day. He went home a bumbling mess as he sobbed and sniffled, a stupid grin on his face as he tried to tell his parents what had happened. They let him stay home, and after he sung his voice to the heavens and back before losing it, his parents bought him a guitar and a keyboard.

He slowly learned that his magic isn’t bound to his voice, but to whatever music he created. So he strummed nonsensical tunes and pressed random keys until those blue, twirly and bright sparks lit up around him again, and he cried.

As he grows up, expanding his musical dictionary as far as it can go, he meets other new, magical people.

He meets the boy with golden hair, who lights up the world around him with only his presence and a cheeky grin.

He meets the man with faint green wings, who laughs readily and loves just as easily as he creates.

He meets the guy with a pink silhouette, who dyed his hair pink to spite the world, and whose sense of humor is as sharp as his sword.

“Yes,” he sings into the theater, blue sparks exploding with the last strum of his guitar, “I think I will be alright.”

#Tommyinnit #philza #phil watson #technoblade #Wilbur soot #sbi fic idea #sleepy bois inc #sleepy boys inc #magic au

[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Tubbo: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere* Phil: Where did you get that? Tubbo: My pocket. Phil: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket? Tubbo: Skills.

#tubbo dream smp #dsmp incorrect quotes #dream smp #dream smp incorrect quotes #dsmp #incorrect quotes #philza #philza minecraft #phil watson #tubbo

[ne0spac3-g0v3rnmen7]

sbi plays monopoly

phil has all the railroads. every. single. one. nobody ever really lands on them, but he thinks its pretty cool

wilbur is taking this as seriously as he can, "are you sure you want to do that," and he's just staring at you with the most terrifying stare like ever

tommy is pissed off because he was the first to lose. he is so close to just losing his shit because this is the 5th time he lost first

technoblade owns like 2 neighborhoods and maxed every single plot. welcome to capitalist's lane

#technoblade #tommyinnit #dsmp techno #tommy mcyt #headcanon #mcytblr #mcyt #dsmp #dsmp wilbur #wilbur soot #philza #phil watson #sleepy boys inc #sbi #dream smp #sleepy bois inc #monopoly

[okapiverglas]

AU where Tommy is a human in an alien zoo:), alien sbi free and kidnap/adopt him

He knew there was something outside of this transparent cage smudged with opaque, sparkling reds of yet to be erased failure, and smushed remnants of dirt left over from the messy hands of youth.

For he witnessed it! Everyday, masses of creatures that looked nothing like him filled the expansive world outside. Dottering outside his prison with face contorted in what he guessed was curiosity and offering ineligible teases with their languages of clicks and snorts.

Tommy hated it all, the attention, so constant- so awful.

The food- just slob with the minimum nutrients to keep his body working well enough to perform in this game of charades as something that was "saved", was the fucking worse.

He knew earth.

It wasn't that shit. Yet.

It was certainly better with living conditions and food.

Well- for him it was.

Speaking of living conditions, his hostle- his residence of the past few years was so fucking small- and seemed like just an oversized dollhouse with all the antiques stuffed inside.

The food was truly awful, but the more he thought the more his mind became to realize his biggest problem was that he was.. lonely.

No other humans had been "lucky" enough to be homed with him.

Sure, there were the aliens- but he wasn't able to converse, to play, to interact with any.

For they equiviated his intellegence to that of a wild beast. They didn't quite have a societal structure similar enough to his to recognize him as being sentient - that or they just didn't give a fuck.

Stewing over these problems, he still followed the cycle of his imprisonment. Still followed the script of the show as something less then them. He didn't want to- but his last burst of defiance had met with so much... pain.

Then, the three visted him.One seemed like an earth crow given a human shape, the other seemed like an earth hog humanified, the last... was just a fucking pile of feathers.

They first saw him during the day, a sort of deeper emotion caught on their faces- one very unusual for the traditional visitor.

When the planet's night arrived, the populace thankfully not nocturnal, the three returned.

And fucking broke the glass of his enclosure. He scrambled back in suprise, panic, and fear. Chattering in their language- seemingly excited- the pig like one grabbed him.

He started to scream. He might of been in a shitty place, but certainly it would be much better then whatever the fuck these "kidnapping a zoo animal in the middle of the night sounds fun" type of aliens would subject him to.The feathery one shakes its head(?, he truly had no idea where each body part of this thing was) and whispers to him in fucking english.

We..try... save... you. Human... come with us only if quiet.

It was broken, and tentative, sure, but it also was the first english he had heard in ages.

So, he shuts the fuck up and hopes whatever shithole these bitches take him to is better then the last.

#alternate universe #Au #snippit #tommyinnit #dsmp #dsmpfanfic #fanfic #fanfiction #sleepyboisinc #sbi #aliens #Zoo #human zoo #adoption #kind of #technoblade #wilbur soot #phil watson

[alexanderwesker]

Chapter: 1/25

Story Title: A Star Born in the Wrong Hands

Chapter Title: A Rising Star

Chapter Summary: Tommy is an up and rising star in Hollywood, that ends up catching the eye of Wilbur Soot with his brash personality and good acting.

What seems to be a miracle for the young star ends up turning into something much more sinister when the rest of the Family gets involved.

Or

Wilbur Soot, actor extraordinaire, had always wanted a little brother, Phil wants a younger son to spoil and Techno wants a brother to geek about Greek tragedies with.

And Tommy is the perfect candidate for it whether he wants it or not he's going to be a Soot.

Warnings for this chapter:

Rating: Teen & Up

Category: Gen

Fandom: Video Blogging RPF;

Relationships: TommyInnit &Phil Watson; Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit; Technoblade& TommyInnit; Technoblade&Wilbur Soot& TommyInnit & Phil Watson

Characters: TommyInnit; Wilbur Soot; Phil Watson; Technoblade

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Actors; Dark SBI; Dark Wilbur Soot; Dark Technoblade; Dark Phil Watson; Possessive Wilbur Soot; Possessive Technoblade;Possessive Phil Watson; Possessive Behavior; Obsessive Behavior; Kidnapping; Is it kidnapping if they have adopted him before hand through completely 'legal' means?; Adoption; Platonic Relationships; Platonic Cuddling; Affection; Brotherly Affection; Tommy's surname in the fic is Smith cause i don't like bashing real people and his parents in this fic are shit; Child Neglect; Touch Starved TommyInnit;

#wilbur soot #tommyinnit #phil watson #technoblade #sbi fic #dark sbi #my fanfiction

[funnyao3]

It’s interesting to see Tommy’s technique to try and escape Wilbur’s hold. He ends up kicking out more so with the restrained leg than with the free one, which isn’t very successful. Maybe all his yelling is distracting him or something.

#source: #white flags across my back #floristkills #technoblade #sbi #incorrect sbi #tommyinnit #phil watson #wilbur soot #ao3 #funny ao3 #out of context ao3 #ao3 out of context

[maniaeofmadness]

Since Ned is #out of the Try guys now, I have a new proposition.

Philza Minecraft should be new 4th Try Guy

✋😔

#he would belt everyone #in a pos way #he is my favorite husband #Philza #philza minecraft #ned fulmer #try guys #Minecraft #phil watson

[cynthrey]

we are going to make jokes about c!philza being there before the sniffers went extinct arent we? :)

#philza #philza minecraft #mcyt #phil watson

[fantasticfanficspodcast]

Here's some of the fanfics I want to cover. Any recommendations?

#fanfiction #fanfic #podcast #spotify #harry potter #drarry #soulmate au drarry #marvel #marvel fandom #tony stark #steve rogers #james bucky barnes #james bucky buchanan barnes #star wars #reylo #minecraft #technoblade #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #phil watson #sbi #she ra and the princesses of power #she ra fanfic #adora x catra #bbc sherlock #sherlock #sherlock fandom #sherlock holmes #johnlock #john watson

[piteouspeculiarity]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit & Technoblade & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit & Kristin Rosales Watson Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Kristin Rosales Watson, Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Suicide Attempt, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Temporary Character Death, Time Loop, Time Travel, Suicidal Thoughts, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), Angst with a Happy Ending, i promise the happy ending is real, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Angst (Video Blogging RPF), Sad TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Foster Parent Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe - Foster Family, Protective Older Sibling Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Protective Older Sibling Wilbur Soot, Protective Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), kristin is a gem in this, Depression Series: Part 1 of one day Summary:

The world was grey and empty, and Tommy was only making it worse.

Each step felt like he was locking himself further and further into his decision until he was just a few steps away. Already he could feel the humming reaching up from the ground and becoming a part of him, just like his dream had foretold.

One step, two.

It almost didn’t feel real, but he knew it was in the way his heart was beating frantically in his chest – the way his toes were pinched in his shoes and how the tag of his hoodie itched his neck.

He stepped forward. Silence.

He woke up.

Tommy just wants to stay dead; the universe and his family object.

#mcyt #tommyinnit #sbi #wilbur soot #technoblade #phil watson #wooo #finally finished this fic #its my baby be kind

[sbi-au-ideas]

Techno is freshly 19 when the world turns on its head.

A timer shows up on everyone’s wrists. It starts counting down immediately. Of course, with everyone’s timer’s showing different numbers and everyone’s time running out just as fast as anyone else’s- the world flips shit.

Some people are exceptions. They may have two timers, or even three timers. No one knows what it means, no one wants to find out- but no one has a choice.

Anyway, Techno has four timers.

Three years later, and it’s figured out. The timer is counting down to a changing point in a person’s life. Specifically, a changing point that will also alter someone else’s fate. Majorly.

Techno has four timers.

It could mean a lot of things. You could meet your “destined soulmate” or find the person who you want to be best friends with forever; or it could be the act of you getting hit by a truck and getting paralyzed from the waist down, causing your significant other to have to support you and them, while struggling to keep afloat in this ableist society.

Techno has four timers.

One thing everyone is relieved about, is that it doesn’t tick down to your death! Nor will it ever tick down to someone��s death. Plenty of… testing- was done to clear that out of the picture. So no death! But plenty of room for random chance to alter you forever.

Techno has four timers.

Also, no one has ever seen their timer hit zero. Watching it intensely? A car blows up outside and redirects your attention. You try recording it? The tattoos don’t show up on picture, video, or any form of visual wavelength that the government has its hands on. Hell, fate makes it so that you don’t even remember your timer is low before the event happens. There’s always something that takes you away from watching. Takes everyone away from watching.

Techno has four timers.

Most governments have banned showing your tattoo out in public- because they’re afraid of something. No one knows what, but they found out something about the timers that they don’t like, and they’re keeping it a secret from everyone.

Techno has four timers.

The timers are selective too. Not just any life-changing event will make it out as a timer. It’s always one, sometimes two, and rarely three.

Techno has four timers.

He hasn’t told anyone. He keeps his wrist covered up, just as anyone else. He checks the internet everyday, using whatever browser will safely discard any information gathered from him, and looks up the chance that someone is talking about a fourth timer. Every day, there’s no luck. Everyday, he sees the headline “always one, sometimes two, and rarely three.” -and it never mentions four. There’s been talk, ideas of what it would be like if someone got four, but never a report. No headline. No mention.

Techno has four timers.

No one can fake a timer. Getting a tattoo won’t work, because it needs to be counting down- to the second. Video editing won’t work because they don’t even show up on cameras. It’s pretty much impossible to fake a tattoo, and there has been no report of someone having a fourth timer.

Techno has four timers.

He contemplates going to the press about it- but that would require talking to someone, talking to the media, talking to interviewers, talking to people who want to witness the mysterious fourth timer guy- so he quickly discards that idea.

Which leaves Techno with four timers and a lie.

Wilbur has three timers.

He’s not sure what they’re counting down to, but he certainly hopes it’s good. He hopes he meets the love of his life. He hopes he wins the lottery. He hopes he gets a good job that rocks his world and he becomes rich and successful. In a crazy world, he achieves all of them.

Wilbur has three timers.

There’s so many possibilities. He thinks he’s pretty lucky, having three chances at greatness. His friends tell him he trusts fate too much, but he disagrees! Really, he can just kick his feet back and rely on pure chance. Y’know, statistics say that people with three timers have a much higher chance at doing the impossible! And guess what?

Wilbur has three timers.

So he’s going to trust that fate has his happy ending wrapped up for him, nice and pretty, kick his feet back, and relax.

Because Wilbur has three timers and a university letter on the way.

Phil has two timers.

He doesn’t care too much about timers, having lived the large majority of his life without one, so he keeps his tattoos hidden all day round and never puts too much thought into it. Besides, life is going to work itself out either way. Hopefully in a good direction.

Phil has two timers.

He lives with his wife Kristin, who he met before all the tattoo chaos. She has one timer, but neither of them care too much about the ticking on their wrists. He tries not to think about how his life will change dramatically twice, but hers will only change once. He prays to fate that it does not separate them.

Phil has two timers and three to ignore.

Tommy has one timer.

It ticks down slowly.

Tommy has one timer.

He watches it constantly, hypnotized by the silent, ticking numbers.

Tommy has one timer.

Dream doesn’t like his timer. He’s tried to cut it out of Tommy’s skin, but the tattoo just flickered and showed up somewhere else near his wrist, on unblemished skin. Dream cut him a lot that day. When there wasn’t enough skin on his arm to show up on, it just flickered again and teleported to his other wrist, on his other arm. Once both arms were out of the picture? It just moved on to the shoulder. When the scars healed, the timer eventually went back to his wrist. Tommy has a lot of scars.

Tommy has one timer.

It isn’t close to ending, not yet, but every second that goes by- every minute that ticks down- every hour that passes- is one step closer to the day being over, and 24 hours disappearing from the numbers on his wrist. Tommy finds safety in this, in the inevitable.

Tommy has one timer.

He knows Dream is scared of it. Dream tried to hide the truth about the timer, but the green haired man that sneaks in granola bars and candy told him. The timer will end when something happens that rocks Tommy’s world. That could be a lot of things, Tommy thinks. He really tries not to hope.

Tommy has one timer. It’s all he has.

#technoblade centric #wilbur soot #philza #phil watson #Tommyinnit #sbi fic idea #sleepy bois inc #sleepy boys inc #magic au #fantasy au #fate au #destiny au