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alwerakoo · 17 hours ago
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Imagine: Philza and Techno meet for the first time.
Techno is a human and doesn't really understand how hybrids work, especially birds like Phil.
One day, Phil tells him he just "has to meet his son".
They go to Phil's house.
Techno: Wow... He has... Your eyes...
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girlbossinnit · 12 hours ago
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Please just take a second to gaze into his eyes. He looks so deeply done with everything.
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kudan999 · a day ago
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cat-26 · a day ago
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Phil's scale for scuffed audio: better or worse than Techno's mic?
(From Philza's stream Oct. 16, 2021, "MINECRAFT LIVE REACTION STRUM HELLO", ~10min)
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[Transcript:]
Phil: "Kristin! Text me if the audio's shit!
Is it like Techno mic? Give it to me straight, Kristin, is it better than Techno's mic?
[Reading Kristin's text] 'It's probably slightly worse than Techno's mic'
(outraged ) How can it be worse than Techno's mic? Man hasn't updated since 2004! Oh my god! (laughs) Is it actually bad- there's no way! Wait, is it set up wrong? There's no fucking way."
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philza-updates · 2 days ago
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Philza posted a video on twitter!
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A 10 second clip from inside a car driving on a highway. The camera is pointed through the front windshield, also showing a cap that reads “NOTT’S CALIFORNIA”. “Oh Yeah, You Gonna Cry?” by Lovejoy is playing over the video.
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fibi-draws · 2 days ago
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i dont actually know where i was going with this- i think i just wanna see dream living his best life in the tundra with techno and phil man
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esmeblaise · a day ago
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sleepy boi family tree sure is confusing
here are a few of my headcanons on it 
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tittyblade · a day ago
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ok but this is such a sweet frame. philza & co
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morrowart · 3 days ago
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tw // blood
"heaven is closer if your hands are bloody"
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I beg you too pay attention to details
this art is pretty personal to me
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maskyvader · a day ago
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The skirt took way too long, you all better appreciate my hard work.
Other versions down below :
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philza-updates · a day ago
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Phil replied to Tommy on twitter!
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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by TommyInnit @/tommyinnit with a reply by Ph1LzA @/Ph1LzA.
Tommy’s tweet reads “thinking about mud”.
Phil’s reply reads “cobblestone in shambles rn”.
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miauta · a day ago
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Pages 13-14. "The Special One" 
Ancient manuscripts speak of a healing ritual, but what if the sick is not actually a human?..
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the-unaligned-player · 15 hours ago
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Techno-loss is a thing craved by his detractors and supporters alike.
Let’s explore that.
LOSING A FIGHT
Nonsense unless it’s Dre and will just make him prepare harder for when the sharks swarm at the scent of his blood. Doesn’t really change him, just harden him.
LOSING RANBOO & OR NIKI
Drop kicking shall commence and he’ll be sad in a way that will be missed, ignored, and exaggerated. No real change.
LOSING PHIL
Everything in his path dies and he’s a wandering murderous husk until he get’s his head screwed back on by Niki, Ranboo, The Voices, and the ideals of Anarchy. Once that’s done he returns to normal but less happy because why would he be any different?
LOSING THE COMMUNE
“Well that’s annoying, also someone’s house is getting pillaged.” No Change.
Techno is complete in a way that conflicts with traditional storytelling. He knows what he’s about, is powerful enough to affect all within his sight, and proactive in doing so. He isn’t insecure in his beliefs so losing won’t make him radically shift like someone who doesn’t actually believe in their ideology, only the viability of them. He’s too powerful too be believably forced to act against his beliefs. He’s too rational, too solid, too complete for him to fit in with a traditional story.
On top of that this is the Dream SMP where people are broken and everything goes wrong so for someone to be successful, healthy, and happy? It doesn’t fit, and that makes people angry. “Why is he allowed to not lose? Why is he allowed to be happy? Why is he allowed to be right? He should suffer, he should lose, he should be broken like everyone else.” Etc.
Techno is a complete person. I find myself okay with that.
Are you?
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benchtrio-updates · 2 days ago
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Tommy replied to Philza!
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