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frowniing · 2 days ago
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[ N ] : I'm sorry, but my parents don't understand how grateful they should be to have me as their child.
[ N ] : Like, I know some kids that are doing the nasty every weekend. Going to parties, getting drunk, getting high.
[ N ] : And I forget to put a cup away In my room, like,, wha-
[ N ] : We're a dying breed.
' Philza Minecraft, holding his head after having heard all that '.
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birdaboos · 2 days ago
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go six feet under and there lays a goddess who beats life into sacred land
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this tiem i fooled around with portrait n the concept if how does rose the flower deity live like this. the answer is :D A SWING OF COURSE SHE GO SWING SWING WHAT ELSE CAN SHE DO!!!! SHE GROWS ROWS AND ROWS OF ROSES-- oke I'll stop HAHA but this is a concept t of how she lives in da loosh cave w her giant ass roses :D!! phil's there ofc <3 but yk TEEHEE
oh n phil's there <3 look for him ig <333 this is abt Rose The Deity You Know <3333 (scream AT ME IN THE ASKS I BEG I NEED INPUTTT)
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honted81 · 8 hours ago
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f-athr · 10 hours ago
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dsmp themed art dump from my twitter
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daily-dose-of-dsmp · a day ago
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Tommy: Is four a lot?
Wilbur: Depends.
Wilbur: Murders? No.
Wilbur: Vegetables? Yes.
Philza: Oh god, don't let Wilbur near Techno!
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violets-r-purple · 5 months ago
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SO LORE DAY START OF SEASON 4 HUH
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oni-chi · 6 months ago
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Philza watching the sunset
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metalhiro · 2 months ago
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Its sapnap AND philzas birthday today,,,,, BIG day for BIG MEN!!!
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morningsaidthemoon · 9 months ago
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not really immortal
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moriidraws · 9 months ago
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Just a man from Connecticut and his magical wife :)
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sake-mlem · 5 months ago
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Mellohi plays in the background
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For people who are confused with their expressions :
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YAY IT’S FINISHED!!! i learned a lot making this, i’m very happy
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0amaris0 · 7 months ago
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[philza and his crows] 
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sodadimensional · 8 months ago
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Best communication guys 10/10
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ccerealbowl · 7 months ago
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A totally canon conversation between osmp ranboo and crowfather
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violets-r-purple · 3 months ago
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SHE'S HERE THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS REAL
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named-haines · 6 months ago
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gonna start listing off streams that i refuse to believe actually happened/weren’t complete and utter fever dreams:
that one irl stream where tommy and tubbo had random people try and catch them in a park in the middle of nottingham and they found one pretty bloke and a bunch of stoners
when tommy played among us with the sidemen, wilbur and tubbo, for a video, didn’t tell them he was streaming the entire time, spent the entire time defending philza minecraft’s honour, got KSI to tweet something along the lines of “philza suck ya mum”, to which phil responded by saying his name sounded like an STD, before ending stream and raiding phil, who had been quite peacefully draining an ocean monument the whole time, and completely derailing his stream
that one irl stream fundy did where he just woke up in a forest, practiced archery, attempted to make a pizza from scratch without most of the key ingredients, called phil for help and ended because phil accidentally came up with a ghost story that bore striking resemblance to something that actually happened in the forest and all parties were scared out of their minds
the SBI monopoly stream. i will go to my grave not knowing whether the whole bit with wilbur’s office’s firewall was staged or not, but i choose to believe it wasn’t for the sake of my own enjoyment. the stream just kept escalating as they went through the steam library.
that one ranboo stream where him and tubbo were helping phil hollow out the basement, and phil and tubbo spent a good hour trying to get ranboo to order delivery. people gifted hundreds of subs to ranboo anonymously in an attempt to hit a subgoal which ranboo kept shifting in order to avoid doing it, 500 of which may or may not have come from tubbo himself
connor’s house party on the dsmp. i watched this entire thing live from multiple perspectives and i could not tell you what the fuck was occurring. also the fact that this was like the 3rd most recent time schlatt’s played on the smp feels illegal
irl drunkcast. the costumes, the alcohol, the everything. this stream was a blessing and most of the people involved probably have very little memory of it
feel free to add on, these are just a few that stuck out to me
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acarillustrated · 9 months ago
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if this flops i will cry obnoxiously and disgustingly
so, reblog 😐
‼️‼️UPDATE! this is now my most popular post so i might as well advertise myself lmfao,, so i have a kofi page where you can commission me or tip me for my work! check it out!!!!!!! 😁😁‼️‼️
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magikkittenz · 4 months ago
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this is my magnum opus
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birdnt · 11 months ago
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if dsmp characters swapped their canonical chats for a day. that's it.
"canon chat swap"
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