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soft-boi-eli · 2 days ago
Yoo, may I ask for headcanons of CC!SBI meeting up with Reader (who's also a streamer) for the first time? What would they do? What kind of places would they go together? What chaos would they create at conventions and off-camera? Thank youu
Yes. I can! Sorry that this will take a bit. So when it does come out I hope you like it.
Meet up
SBI Headcannons
let's start up with the obvious. Either you're In America or some place out of England. Maybe Ireland or Scotland.
Fuck it you're Scottish.
So phil, wilbur, tommy, and techno had to take planes. The three in England waited for techno to land and when he did they hopped on the soonest plane to scottland.
Let's just say you are the one who planned it. You didn't even know that they were coming over. But since you're a teenager. You're parents knew.
So when tommy just walked into your room, slamming the door open like he owned the place. You jumped so hard. It wasn't like you were playing a horror game or anything right?
You were so your stream heard you screech and saw you fall out of your seat. You seemed ready to fight but stopped when you saw the familiar face.
Chat blew up when you literally pounced at the four. Having no friends that lived near you they were the one who knew you best.
You guys would probably mostly stay in due to the social anxiety you had. Playing games, streaming and answering questions.
When you guys do go out everyone is wreacking havoc. Going to a McDonald's or Burger King? Yelling. Just jokes every where.
At a mall? Yall carrying bags and deciding what store to go to.
People seemed so confused. Until they realized you guys were streamers and some of your fans were coming up asking for photos, autographs.
Alright let's just say you all went to build a bear.
You and Tommy kept shouting about you guys being bears. You literally dressed them as your selves.
"Tommy look it's me!" It was a bear of your favorite color, a large hoodie rested over its figure.
"Wait! That looks like you tommy!" You were quick to spot his bear, blonde, a white shirt with red sleeves covered its body.
"Oh my God look as phil's!" You were the literal embodiment of a caffeine rush.
Phil's was a crow stuffed animal with a little hat and a green over coat.
It was literally you guys building your selves or you're characters.
Techno was a pig in a monarch outfit. And wilburs was a orca with a turtle neck.
After you guys paid you posted pictures of them.
The memory was going to live forever.
The types of games you play while at your place were Mario cart, fnaf, outlast, minecraft, house, and many more games, be it horror, multiplayer, comedy.
Playing horror with most of them left them terrified while you were enjoying the adrenaline. Jumping at the scares, having fun with the others.
Yes it may have came to come to an end but you guys planned for the same time next year.
This was gonna contine and there was no stopping it.
Ahem. I apologize school has started for me. I'm trying to finish as much as I can every day. And that means less time to write but I'm still here!
Hope you enjoyed!!
Eli out.
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dreamyteam · a day ago
Platonic! Beach trio, P! Philza, P! Wilbur & reader
Warnings: suicide attempt, hospitals, IV, reader is in pain for like two paragraphs, the word torture is in their once.
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Darkness surrounded you at first. It hugged you. Kept you safe. But then light slivers through. The light is just merely a line at first. But then it grew bigger and bigger. Eventually, you are surround by light. It consumed the darkness. Making it all disappear. Like a magic trick.
You woke up to a hospital room. Your head hurt to much to move it. So you simply stared at the ceiling. Counting the spots on the tiles, saying your ABCs backwards, counting to 100, then going as high as you could go.
You were bored, in pain, and just sad. You got the feeling in your neck back. So you sluggishly pushed yourself onto the bed. Looking around, you noticed a IV cord in your arm, a T.V on the wall, and some machines that looked like torture machines.
Shuddering at that thought, you quickly looked towards the door when you heard the door knob rattle. Sure enough, a nurse came in. When she saw that you were up, she smiled sadly at you. You just stared back. Silence covered the room, much like the darkness at first.
“You have some visitors waiting. Would you like to see them?” She asked after running some tests on you. Just some tests to make sure you were in sable condition to have visitors. You couldn’t find your voice to answer. You ended up nodding your head yes.
She understood and sped out the room to grab them. You waited for what felt like decades. Maybe time felt like it dragged on because you were stuck in a blank room, with nothing that decorated the walls. The most you had was a T.V and some machines connected to the wall.
The nurse came back with five familiar faces. Wilbur looked like he was crying for hours, Phil looked like his child almost died, which to be fair, you did. Tubbo and Ranboo eyes were so red, it looked like they popped a blood vessel and Tommy looked like complete shit. His hair was messy and his shirt and cheeks were striped with tears.
They caught sight of you fairly quick. Probably because there was nothing much in the room. But the relived looks on their faces did nothing but make you feel guilty. Phil was the first to hug you. Then Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo and then Ranboo. They started crying when they heard your heart beat.
Then you started to cry. You all were just crying messes huh? After a couple minutes of no words and just tears, they looked up at you. You couldn’t look them in their eyes, choosing to fiddle with your hand.
“We were all so worried.” Wilbur was the first to speak. Then it was Phil saying that I nearly gave him a heart attack. Then the bench trio said nothing but moved to hug you again.
“Your so lucky, we got there in time dumbass.”
You laughed for the first time in months.
Yeah. You were lucky to have these idiots.
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wilczachannn · a day ago
[name]: good morning everyone!
[name]: god has let me live another day...
[name]: and i’m about to make it everyones problem >:D
phil: i give up.
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Hear me out now, Philza x reader where Techno is the one trying to get them together (flip the idea of Phil getting the reader and Techno together-) but Techno only really knows like Piglin courting stuff and so tries to get Phil to do them like giving really pretty weapons or like going after a super big animal to prove they are strong mean while Reader is freaking out looking for Elytrian stuff because they have no clue what Phil's doing
It eventually ends in Techno just locking them in the house until they talk while he goes on a mining trip in the nether
Beyond frustrating (Philza x reader)
TW- Blood and a dead boar!
A knock on my door startled me while I was cutting vegetables, I realized there was an issue when I felt a stinging pain on my fingers, another knock pulling my attention from my now bleeding appendages, "Just a minute!" I grab the closest dish cloth and wrap my finger to the best of my ability and walked to the door. "Who is knocking on my door at this time of n-" I open the door to see a giant boar and a very nervous looking Philza, "-ight." I looked between the animal and the elytrian a few times before motioning for Philza to explain, though Philza's attention was on my cloth wrapped hand, which was slowly turning red, "Oh my XD mate, what did you do?" He ushered me inside and sat me on my couch, running to the bathroom to get my first aid kit, once he returned, I spoke, "I was making myself a late dinner when you knocked on the door an startled me, and well, I cut my fingers." He rolled his eyes at my clumsiness and put some healing salve on my fingers, then wrapping them with actual band-aids. "So, you gonna explain the dead animal on my porch now Phil?" He fiddled with the edge of the band-aids, "Oh, well I was out hunting and I had... Extra?" My expression deadpanned, "You had extra giant boar? Even with living with Techno?" All I got in response was an unsure nod so I let out a sigh, "Well, do you mind helping me move it to the barn so I can gather the meat?" Philza stood up so quickly some of his feathers fell to the ground, "I can do it! Besides, you're hurt." I crouched down on the ground and picked up the feathers, "You know where all the tools are then?" I glanced up at his face and he gave a determined nod this time and left out the door, leaving me once again alone in the house, appetite ruined.
~Short time skip~
A few hours later and Philza was still outside, leading me to walk out to the barn to check on him. I walk in to see the man in question trying to keep some of my chickens from pecking his legs, making me chuckle, “C’mon guys, let’s leave the crow alone.” I called out to the chickens who recognized my voice and ran to me, “Nope, no food right now, and you all are supposed to be in the coop!” I pointed to the coop and all of the chickens seemed to understand, making their way to the coop, not before a few pecked at Philza though, making him yell out slightly. “They like you.” He looked at me exasperated, “If that’s them liking me then I’d hate to see what they’re like when they don’t like someone!” I laughed and wiped my eyes which were tearing up from the whole ordeal, “It’s a lot more pecking, that and they actually chase.” I walked over to see if Philza was actually done and was surprised to see he was, “Wow, even with all the attention you were able to finish.” He let out a mocking laugh and picked up a basket with the meat as we both left the barn and entered the house. “So, did you eat anything?” I gave him a similar exasperated expression, “I think cutting my fingers and then seeing a dead animal on my porch doesn’t exactly make one hungry Phil.” He made a disgusted face, “Yeah, I suppose you’re right, sorry about that.” I looked at the clock on my wall, the time being well past midnight, “Why don’t you stay the night Phil, it’s pretty late and I don’t want you to have to deal with the mobs.” Philza’s eyes widened as he nodded slightly, I motioned for him to follow me and led him to the guest bedroom on the second floor of my house, me going to my own bedroom. I changed my clothes and then sat down at my desk, opening the book that sat on top.
WIPD (What is Philza Doing):
1.) Gave me a sword (Gold with sharpness V and unbreaking III)
2.) Left me some materials (Mainly gold, but also diamonds, iron and netherite)
3.) Gave me an axe (Netherite with Efficiency IV, Mending I, and sharpness IV)
4.) Gave me armor (Mix between gold and netherite, all had protection V, mending I, boots had soul speed III and feather falling III, helmet had respiration III and aqua afinity !)
5.) Brought me a giant boar
I let out a sigh and opened the drawer, pulling out another book:
Courting Rituals for Dummies
I opened up to the page I’ve read and re-read over and over again, reading it once again.
When an Elytrian is courting an individual, they will leave small or large things they find value in. Usually, these items will reflect the type of bird that the Elytrian is part of. For instance, a crow or raven Elytrian would leave items that reflect or produce light, as these items will catch the attention of the more animalistic side of the Elytrian, for an owl or hawk, they would leave some sort of game, usually different types of rodents or larger animals. Any oceanic Elytrian would leave fish or shells. No matter the type however, any Elytrian attempting to court is always willing to give who they are courting their lost feathers, or open to the person to assist in preening, which in itself is an intimate act.
Elytrians focus on brains rather than brawn as usually they rely on their wings mainly, though larger predatory Elytrians rely on both. Smaller, frailer Elytrians such as humming birds or doves will bring the person, they are courting flowers, seeds, maybe even insects.
I stopped reading as the book went more in depth about the other types of birds, running a hand over my face, ‘so if he isn’t trying to court me, what the hell is he doing?’ I looked over at my nightstand, a shiny necklace and some potions sat, patronizing me. I let out a groan and threw my head back, I heard a ping on my communicator and held the device up to my face.
Tech: Philza’s with you, right?
(Y/N): Yep, sleeping in the guest bedroom as we speak.
Tech: And you’re not asleep because?
(Y/N): Is Phil acting weird to you? Like, doing things out of the ordinary?
Tech: Can’t say he is, why?
(Y/N): Because he keeps giving me weapons and armor and stuff and I’m just really confused.
Tech: Huh, weird, d’ya mind coming back with him tomorrow? I need your help with something.
(Y/N): Technoblade. I swear if you ripped that cape again, I am going to lose my mind.
Tech: HEH? What do you mean again? I’ve only ripped it...
(Y/N): 8 times. You’ve ripped it 8 times Technoblade.
Tech: Oh. Well that’s not why I need you, I’ll tell you when you get here. Now, get some sleep.
(Y/N): You too Blade, don’t let the voices bite.
I put away my communicator and made my way to my bed, laying down and staring at the ceiling before sub coming to sleep.
Morning came quickly, the news of me going back with Philza didn’t really surprise him as it was a frequent thing. I grabbed a bag from inside my room and swung it on my shoulder, Philza picking me up by my waist to fly us back to his place. The flight was nice, the air was fresh and warm. Though the flight was too short, as it always is, as we approached the shared cabin. I saw the pinkette standing outside waving at us, “How are you (Y/N)?” I gave Techno a hug, surprising the tall male, “Doing good, now, what did you need me for Blade?” He said something about wanting to make his bear Steve a sweater and motioned me to go inside, Philza following close behind. However a gasp escaped me as the door was slammed shut behind the Elytrian, I rushed to the door pounding on it “Techno, I think something is wrong with the door!” I heard a groan from the other side, “Nothing is wrong with the door (Y/N), you both are staying in there together until I come back from my mining trip, to talk stuff out and all that.” I knocked on the door a few times before I felt a hand on my shoulder, “He’s probably not going to be back for a few hours mate, at most a day.” “No, he can’t be gone for a day! I still have animals I need to feed-” “I fed them before we left.” my head shot to the direction Philza was standing in, “Did you guys plan this?” He waved his hands in front of him, “No, Techno messaged me last night and told me to feed them, that he needed you for an errand.” I let out a groan and walked over to the couch they had in their living room, “Sorry (Y/N), if I would have kno-” “You know what, don’t apologize Philza Minecraft, instead I want you to explain everything you’ve been doing the past few weeks.” His face paled slightly, “W-what are you talking about?” I pulled out my book and showed him what I’ve written so far, “None of it adds up and it is all just making me more confused! I’ve tried to search up information about Elytrians to figure it out, but nothing explains it and it’s driving me n-” I was cut off by Philza kissing me, pulling back soon after, “I’m sorry! I just didn’t know what to do and Techno was saying I had to do all this stuff so I just did it to get your attention an-” This time I cut him off with a light peck, “Were you trying to court me Phil?” He gave me an embarrassed nod, “And you thought Piglin rituals worked better than your own?” He let out a groan, “I’ve never courted before, I have no clue what I’m doing so I just did what Techno told me to!” I let out a laugh and reached into my bag, pulling out the silver chain with a silver crow at the end as well as some of the health and regen potions, “Well, maybe you can stick to what you’re interested in? I know I’m not an Elytrian, and I’m kinda just going straight out of the book, but if you’ll have me, I’d like to accept your courting?” I handed him the items as he looked at them in awe, he carefully put them down on the floor and picked me up, swinging me around in circles, “I’m so happy! Also, dually noted, never ask Techno for advice!” I laughed once again and held his face in between my hands, I laid a kiss on his lips as he set me on my feet, only for him to break the kiss and pull me down onto the couch, holding me close to his chest. “Since Techno is going to be gone for so long, we might as well enjoy the moment hmm?” I gleefully nodded and snuggled closer into his chest as he played with my hair, lulling me to sleep.
“I swear to god you both better not have done anything on that couch, it’s my favorite and my only one.” “Techno, mate, I care for you, but I’m gonna kill you.”
AN- Oh my lord I enjoyed this, I sqealed too many times writing it because it was too cute lol! I hope you all enjoyed!
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helliontherapscallion · 6 months ago
Philza: Have you guys seen (y/n) and Tommy? They still have chores to do
Techno: No, haven’t seen them since the storm started
Wilbur: Since the sto- (Y/N) NO!
Meanwhile, creeper hybrid!(y/n) standing in the middle of a thunderstorm with an iron shovel raised high: STRIKE ME DOWN ZEUS, YOU DON’T HAVE THE BALLS
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rae-writes · 9 months ago
Mcyt headcanons
TommyInnit, Tubbo, Philza, Technoblade, Wilbur Soot, Dream, Sapnap, Georgenotfound, Badboyhalo, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Ranboo x reader (Separate, optional platonic/romantic) 
word count : 544
warnings : none
synopsis : Cradling the faces of the Dream SMP members 
author’s note : I just wanted to say that all of my fics, headcanons, drabbles, etc with the Mcyt people are all in-game- whether it be an au of sort or follows the main story line. I’ve always been better at writing for fictional characters so I’ll be writing for their in-game personas, although some of their real-life personalities may be involved sometimes. 
Really tries to act all big and tough 
But literally as soon as your hand comes in contact with his cheek, he’s leaning into it with a embarrassed scowl
“I do not enjoy this, alright? We’re gonna be very clear here that I do not, I repeat do nOT-“
He’s so sweet oml
He’ll see your hand coming closer to him and just lean in the rest of the way 
Could honestly fall asleep like that 
“Say, Y/n? Could we do this more often? I quite enjoy it.” 
We love our resident Dadza. 
He’s tried so hard to take care of his boys for so long but who takes care of him? When your hand gently caresses his cheek it takes him a bit to process 
Gets a bit emotional cause wow he didn’t know how much he needed this- 
“I-...thank you, Y/n.” 
tsundere, lol. 
We saw how he acted when Ranboo gave him an axe as a present- he’ll be no different with this 
Won’t even say anything, honestly, he’ll just sit there with his signature blank face 
If you listen close enough though, you’ll hear Techno’s happy piglin noises 
Wilbur Soot 
Mans has not felt like this since Sally died
Straight up melts and gets misty eyed at first contact 
Will NOT let you go for awhile 
“Y/n...stay here with me, please?”
- He still loves Sap and George deep down and no one can change my mind
Hasn’t had friendly contact with people since he left Sapnap and George 
He’ll freeze up at first, making you move your hand away until he grabs it hastily 
Covers your hand with his and cries about his two best friends 
“T-they hate me, Y/n! Please...please tell me you don’t hate me too.” 
Gets all giddy and giggly 
Pulls you into his lap so he can cradle your face as well 
Won’t let you get up unless you have to use the bathroom
“Y/n! You’re so cute, you know that?” 
Gets all blushy and turns to hide his face in the palm of your hand 
Loves the contact but can’t look you in the eye for long 
Won’t ever deny you when you wanna do it again 
“Can you...can you do that again?”
He’s just so happy that you’d want to be near him like this that he’s practically vibrating in excitement 
Will speak about this for days with Skeppy 
“AwWH, you’re such a sweet little muffin!” 
You were 100% doing this after he got into a fight 
He wasn’t used to affection after Schlatt so he just sat there in shock for a second 
Won’t say it twice, but he appreciates you so much
“Thank you for always being here...I love you Y/n.”
Karl Jacobs 
Another sweet blushy baby 
He’ll stare at you adoringly and kiss your palms here and there 
Tugs his multicolored hoodie over your body and cuddles against you
“Y/n...your eyes are beautiful. Did you know that?”
Absolutely cannot look you in your eyes
The blush on his white side matches the color of his eyes 
Trembles and stutters as he tries to form a sentence 
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k3rm1e · 6 months ago
cuddling headcanons! ★~(◡﹏◕✿)
this is more of a test thing to see if i like writing this way and if this blog does well
other imagines and headcanons won't include everyone i write unless it is specifically requested and is a prompt i really like
includes: wilbur nihachu karljacobs quackity dream georgenotfound sapnap p!tommyinnnit p!badboyhalo p!skeppy p!eret p!philza p!tubbo p!ranboo
cw: cursing
wilbur is a very cuddle-y guy
to me he seems very soft
i always see people saying he would like spooning, but i disagree
i feel like he would do more of a half-spooning thing with his head on your chest or the other way around
mans would DEFINITELY make you run your fingers through his hair
i feel like he would lay on your chest and just *nuzzle* into the space between your shoulder and neck
anytime you tried to leave him, whether it was because he had to do something or you had to, he would whine. so. fucking. much.
It would probably always go something like:
you - i need to piss
wilbur - no <3
but the moment he decides its time to stop cuddling its fine
and if you complain that you’re gonna miss him he’ll just call you clingy and tease you
like??? sir???
all in good fun though, no bad intentions :)
i feel like you and niki would face each other
with your head like under her chin and in her chest (this is a bad description but look at the “honeymoon hug” on the list for better explanation ;-;)
she would always want to protect you
so she does that by like almost guarding you and keeping you close
niki would definitely do the arm thing where she just lightly moves her hand up and down you arm
i’m so sorry if you don't understand that, it just feels like something she would do
if you haven't experienced that it kinda sorta feels like spiders??? but in a good way???
but generally she is very protective
she just holds you so close the whole time
even if she doesn’t want to let you go, she’s more understanding about it
she would be upset but wouldn’t show it because she doesn’t want to make you feel guilty
niki is generally just an amazing cuddle-r (is that a word?) and has a super comforting presence
karl would definitely keep your head on his chest
the whole time he would just absolutely squeeze the life out of you
he would constantly bend his neck down to kiss your head
and instead of just like leaving his head down so he could kiss you it would just be:
*inner monologue karl* hmmm i wanna kiss them on their head
and he would lean down to do so which, cute
but then five seconds later he would do it again
and again another five seconds later
and again
very cute karl but please sir, your neck is gonna be so messed up after this
when you had to leave he would be upset, but like niki, would try not to show it
except karl is very bad at that and his pouting would be so obvious
so you would feel guilty and layback down with him
immediately he just becomes (●´ω`●)
like a happy little puppy
karl is just too adorable for you to deny
now we all know this, quackity is a huge dork
which is why i believe he would DEFINITELY use your butt as a pillow
not even in a weird way
i just feel like quackity isn’t too comfortable with touch so this is sorta his way of being close to you without it being a whole serious thing
like he still is able to be goofy and comfortable without it being a whole big thing
him doing this would almost always come with a flatty patty joke from you
which always causes him to threaten divorce, even though you aren’t married
while it isn’t a very good position for things like physical touch, it is good for talking and having conversations
for some reason i feel like he’s the type of person to text someone when they’re right next to each other
so while he’s laying down he’ll just send you random photos of himself
very annoying when your phone is spammed, but also good blackmail material >:)
i don’t think he’d be too clingy
obviously, he enjoys spending time with you
but if you told him you need to go do work or something he wouldn’t throw a fit or pout
big q just seems like he’d be more rational about stuff like that
overall a 420/69 cuddle partner
one word: spooning
mans just envelops you and has no shame
very big: “no you are mine! >:(“ energy
while he’s sleeping he’ll unconsciously nuzzle his head into your hair/the back of your neck
when you guys got to bed patches usually climbs in and you hold her
i love patches so much i could write headcanons just about her
dream always wants to be cuddling you
if you try to leave he won’t pout, there simply isn't a discussion on whether you’re moving or not
incase you haven’t caught on yet, the answer is no
you need to do work? just bring the laptop to bed
he needs to edit? just sit in his lap at his desk, duh
obviously, he knows at some point you guys need to stop cuddling
he just isn’t too stoked about it
when it comes time where he absolutely can’t cuddle with you, i feel like he’d be more chill
mainly just annoyed
i feel like george, like quackity, also wouldn’t be too touchy
i’m pretty sure he has a hard time expressing emotions (please correct me if i’m wrong!!) and i think that would crossover to his sleeping habits
i think he would prefer a sort of back-to-back cuddling position
it seems cold, i know
but also he would most definitely kick at you
so every night while trying to go to sleep suddenly you would just feel *kick*
and then instead of sleep you’re suddenly playing footsie
lots of laughter and warm feelings involved
george would probably pretend that you kicked his leg hard or something and act like you hurt him
the first few times you were actually worried
but then after a few months your only response was a sarcastic “cry about it”
which just led to more laughter
sapnap and you would do a sort of leg hug thing
you both you try to go to sleep in a cute spooning-type position
but the moment one of you fell asleep it all unraveled
you would wake up apart but you’re legs would still be touching
sapnap would joking blame it on you
“wow can’t believe you don't wanna be close with me even when we’re asleep”
“it’s not my fault! i can’t control where i end up when i sleep!”
“no, no. you don’t have to lie. i see how it is.”
but it's okay!
your legs are the first thing to react in a flight-or-fight situation, so they usually react in an honest way
which is like your legs are both reaching to hold each other!
i don’t get a very touchy vibe from tommy
i feel like the most he would do is put his arm over your shoulder
not in a flirty way, just in a “hey, there isn’t a lot of space, this will make sitting down more comfortable” way
he will let you sorta fidget with his hand/arm
i don't know if that makes sense but what i mean is that he’ll pretty much let his arm go *flop* so you can control it (by like moving it around or playing with his fingers)
in the beginning he would get annoyed
but eventually he would get used to it and wouldn’t really care
it sounds a bit strange but i personally find it very comforting to just have something to fidget with while watching youtube or netflix in bed with my friends
and it’s entertaining (sometimes i do this to me sister to annoy her :>)
he would act like he didn’t mind if you left him
but holy shit he is so clingy
If you try to leave it’ll just be “no, why??? stay here dumbass”
you would be slightly annoyed when he had to leave  but knew he had to film and stream and all that so you would be okay
you would kinda sit within bad’s lap
like not on his lap, but more of in between his legs
he would have his arms around you
and his phone would be in front of you so you two could scroll through twt or instagram together
or you guys could watch skeppy’s youtube ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
rat would sit in your lap
she’s just;;;;;;;; so adorable
rat is just so soft and fuzzy in your lap and everytime you move to pet her she just melts
rat is the the superior cuddle buddy to any of these block people
skeppy, similar to quackity, is a total dork
he would make sure you guys were in a position where he could effectively troll you
so if your head was near his lap he would just flick you or some
“dude can you please stop hitting me in the head”
“it turns out i am not actually hitting you in your head because based on the perpendicularity of the bisector multiplied by the photosynthesis of the dividend, it is impossible for me to do so”
lya is so goddamn sick of you guys
she's trying to get him to actually do something but instead he’s just sitting there throwing paper airplanes at you while you sleep
he’s an annoying asshole but it's okay because he gives you money for absurd reasons
eret has such a comfortable presence
i feel like she wouldn’t be up for cuddling too much
more of like putting your head on a friends shoulder so you can see the tweet their showing you
but they do like to hold hands
holding hands isn’t very intimate but it's also just such a sweet comforting thing
she even holds your hand when you guys are out walking around
like if you guys were getting food somewhere (post-covid of course)
you most likely would get addressed as a couple
and he would just be like”...wut?”
it’s happened so many times at this point you just go along with it
“you guys look like such a cute couple!”
“oh we aren't-” “thank you!”
can you tell that i love eret?
phil always has such dad vibes
i feel like the closest he would get to cuddling is hugs and hand holding
even though cuddling isn’t inherently romantic, he is married to kristen
so i fell he would get most of his touch in with her
but with you he’s just so fatherly
hello dadza
whether you have a good or bad relationship with your father, everyone can admit that philza minecraft is dadza
this is such a dad thing, but tries to hold you hand when you cross the street
no matter the age, he just feels the need to protect you
hugs are similar
uses hugs as a way to comfort you and protect you
just so amazing all around
tubbo would love cuddling in any way, shape, or form
if you guys are hanging out at like the park or something and lying down
get ready to become this mans pillow
this is really fun to do with your friends but imagine you guys are hanging out in a field type area (with my friends we hand out in the field next to the cemetery but it can be any open grass area)
tubbo would just use your lap as a pillow the whole time
and when you guys were walking back to his house he would sorta drape his arms over your shoulders (assuming he’s taller than you)
he would do the same thing when you guys were sitting in chairs or at a desk
just drapes his arms over your shoulder with his chin on your head
if it's really late and he's tired he’ll just hug you
if you thought tubbo is bad, ranboo is even worse
not even really cuddling, he just likes having a sort of skin-to-skin contact
so handholding and laying on top of eachother
if he’s streaming he will legitimately message ou to just sit next to him
so sometimes if he’s just chilling by himself on the smp you’ll end up on his streams
he’ll have you next to him just because he likes be near someone
and so randomly it’ll just be like “chat, a real human is here, behave”
chat does not behave
(they heavily bully him)
he’s pretty clingy but when you HAVE to leave he’ll understand and just be a bit bummed out
holy shit this took me so long-
if you read this whole thing thank you!
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lulu-tutu · 6 months ago
BBH: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers.
(Y/n): [Crying] Please, just say fuck.
- - -
Philza: Good morning.
(Y/n): Good morning.
Techno: Good morning.
Wilbur: You all sound like robots. Why don’t you spice things up a bit?
- - -
Sapnap: What if we swore more?
(Y/n): Titties!
Dream: (Y/n), that’s not a swear.
(Y/n): Fuck you.
- - -
Dream: I can’t feel my leg.
(Y/n): [Stabs his leg]
Dream: [Screams in pain] WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
(Y/n): You’re a liar!
- - -
Tommy: How do you think you can stop me?
(Y/n): I’ll tell Phil.
Tommy: You sick bastard.
- - -
Take these while I work on actually writing longer posts :)
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mothra-mcyt · 7 months ago
☾ MCYT's reaction to a gen z reader ☽
!Warnings: mentions of self deprecating jokes!
》 Dream 《
That guy loves your chaotic energy and always pranks other people with you
Would definitely laugh along with your depressing jokes but after a while would get concerned and ask if you're okay
Immediately puts you into the Dream SMP thinking you're gonna be a good character always on his side
Then you end up just end up annoying him (especially when he's in prison) so he threatens you
You can't keep yourself together and just end up having a laugh flash
You once definitely called him a chad for watching football and a boomer which lead to him getting very defensive
》 George 《
Would honestly just end up annoying and pranking Dream with you
You would definitely call him a bottom on multiple occasions. At one point he just accepts it
Gets very concerned at your jokes
You guys definitely make weird tiktoks together
Will just go along with it when you start ranting about how capitalism is the source of all evil
He will also be a victim of your pranks and he can't do anything about it
》 Sapnap 《
Would definitely make jokes about committing arson with you (sometimes he doesn't know if you're joking or being serious about committing arson)
You two are dnf biggest shippers and no i don't take any criticism
When he finds out how touch starved you are he will definitely ask if you two ca platonically cuddle together
You would also be his biggest enemy though always saying how you're going to fight him when you meet him
Will ask you if you have eaten and how much to make sure you eat enough
Definitely anime marathons on discord together when you both can't sleep
》 Badboyhalo 《
This man would be so concerned
Even if you don't swear he still wants to say language at all the self deprecating things you say
You tell him that you don't care that he has a gun and knows how to throw knifes to which he asks why because people should definitely be afraid of that in his opinion
When you tell him that you don't care if you die he gets so much more concerned
Would be the parent who always stops you from doing stupid and dangerous shit 24/7
You definitely called him a boomer once when he said "Language"
》 Awesamdude 《
That man is taking care of you and making sure you’re okay 24/7
After you told him that you haven’t slept in 2 days with you’re reasoning being “Why not” he always makes sure that you get at least 8 hours of sleep per day
Honestly just dad energy
We know that literally half of gen z have daddy issues and when he finds out you didn’t have a good father figure growing up he’s like “I’m your dad now.”
“Have you drank water today?” “Does energy drink/iced coffee count as-” “No they don’t count as water. Go get a glass of water right now.”
At first he wanted to stop you from saying self deprecating jokes but after a while he just gave up. 
》 Tommyinnit 《 (platonic)
Chaotic energy²
When the two of you have a plan no one will be able to stop you even harder if Tubbo is with you guys
Honestly just laughs about your self deprecating jokes and says “same”
The two of you have never respected authorities in your entire life and you two will not start
As soon as someone talks shit about the other person hell breaks loose and their ego will get completely destroyed
When role playing on the Dream SMP you guys will definitely just laugh at Dream trying to be threatening  
》 Tubbo 《 (platonic)
Depressing jokes. 24/7.You know it’s true. (The people around you will be so concerned for the two of you oh god)
We know very well that Tubbo is not innocent and flirts (makes sex jokes) as a joke with other people his age so he would definitely do that with you if you’re comfortable
The two of you will definitely stay up til the middle of the night playing games (chess, csgo, minecraft etc.)
Whenever someone (probably an authority) is trying to get you guys to do something both of you are just like: No <3
》 Fundy 《
Honestly he completely relates to you
The being touch starved, the loneliness
Difference is he is not used to people joking about those topics to cope
So he's very concerned
"Y/N this is really relatable but are you okay?"
Streams with you two sometimes just end as therapy sessions and both of you desperately need it
He always drags you along to prank people and when the person gets mad he blames it on you and just leaves
》 Wilbur 《
Big brother energy
You are now his little sibling and you cannot stop him
Will definitely cause much chaos with you (poor Philza trying to keep you two under control)
When you two do dangerous stuff he's the one making sure you don't hurt yourself
Whenever someone is mean to you he will definitely destroy them
Will make sure you get enough sleep and will keep you company when you can't sleep
He absolutely loves that you don't give a shit if someone is an authority or not
》 Schlatt 《
He absolutely hates how you not give a shit about what he says to you and how you just roast him
His humor is already broken so he's probably laugh at your jokes and while trying to stop himself from laughing he'll ask if you're okay
Honestly he's just confused on how you're still alive with not taking care of yourself and always getting yourself into dangerous situations
You definitely called him a boomer once
You guys would probably make political jokes constantly
》 Technoblade 《
Anarchy. Lots of it.
Both of you have just random conversation where you start talking about the things you're obsessed with
Both of you are probably gonna have a short attention spam leading to a lot of funny situations
Absolutely loves how you don't give a shit about authorities
Being awkward together in social situations but standing up for eachother
I can just imagine you with the "He asked for no pickles" meme while he doesn't know what to say
》 Philza 《
He is your dad now and he doesn't care if you want him to be.
(He honestly already kinda expected your father figure to be shitty because he knows his audience)
Oh lord when he finds out how you're not able to take care of yourself
When meeting you irl will actually sit down with you and have a talk about you not taking care of yourself
You: "Sometimes i'll just sleep for 14 hours and then i won't sleep for 3 days."
Phil: "...I will punt you into the sun when i meet you irl you idiot."
I could honestly write so much more about Philza basically adopting a young reader
》 Ranboo 《 (platonic)
Constant sassyness
Gen Z x 2
You two would understand eachother so well
Constant zoomer slang and no one except Tubbo and Tommy will be able to understand it
Both of your humor is just so broken and it's so concerning to everyone
Someone is being like "You will do as i say" and you two are just like "No i don't think i will"
Tiktok references. Constantly.
Sending eachother tiktok's about the other's character
》 Eret 《
You two would be good friends honestly
Eret would probably bring out the wholesome part of your personality
Also sending eachother tiktok's and making tiktok references
Arson. Lots of arson. Fire pog.
You will bring out their chaotic side
She loves how you just not give a shit about authorities
Will also make sure that you drink enough water and take care of yourself
》 Quackity 《
He's more random chaos and you're more dangerous and destructive chaos and somehow that works together really well
Definitely invites you to Jack Box streams because you just bring such funny energy into it and chat absolutely loves you
Is very concerned tho when you make self deprecating jokes and when he hears you say one he just looks completely shocked
Completely freaks out whenever you roast someone who's being a bitch (you can just hear the "Where are the askers" playing in the background)
Very dramatic energy from the both of you
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deceptxcon · a month ago
MCYT's Small Habits when Around You.
Mentions: ING CC!characters, minor language, mostly fluff.
Intention: romantic/platonic. [however you wanna interpret it, except for minors. strictly platonic. ]
Pairing, Mentions: Dream, DreamXD, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Quackity, Wilbur, Technoblade, Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, Philza, Jack Manifold, Awsamedude, Badboyhalo, and Slimecicle.
Description: When the two of you hang out, they adopt these small habits when you guys talk.
Pronouns: they/them
- Whenever Dream is around you, he has a habit of looking at you..a lot.
- he loves the way you talk so passionately about the things you like. (and he also thinks you are very good-looking o_o)
- sometimes when he is really focused on what you're saying, he'll trip over a mf rock or smth and go...
- "Nah- it's- Nah, I'm fine dw about it- uh-" (hella embarrassed and very worried about it.)
- and when you catch him looking at you, he has the sweetest face.
- small smile, softened eyes, and he is love. completely.
- he is so entranced by you.
- you and XD are usually walking around or just sitting in a field.
- his habit when around you is that he is an absolute talker. he will talk for hours to come.
- he just finds you so easy to talk to or rant to..and he seems so much carefree with amuses him.
- he loves the way you don't treat him differently because he is a God.
- the way you talk to him isn't different from anyone else you talk to, and that's how he got stuck on you. like honey with a bee.
- and sometimes, you two will talk on and on in the field that you would eventually fall asleep on his shoulder ... he'd sit there with you and go flush red.
- "sleep well, y/n."
- when around each other, you sometimes just lean up against a building and talk away ... you guys would quite rarely do stuff together so he just likes talking to you.
- a small habit he had developed when hanging out with you is that he becomes more bubbly.
- "yeah, and so! okay, listen, I also found this thing and I think you'd like! :)"
- he would laugh more than usual and would definitely be more open to you when it comes to himself personally.
- and usually, when an event happens, you are the first person he would ever tell. whether it was about him or achievement, he is over to your house in 5.
- ..he also has a tendency to gift you stuff. he likes seeing you happy when he gives you stuff you like.
- oh boy.
- he is the most awestruck, straight-up puppy-love boy you'll meet.
- whenever he is around you, he will do whatever you wanna.
- wanna go to the park? we can go to the park. wanna sit down and talk? we can sit down and talk. :]
- but the main habit that he had adopted was that he would definitely show off to you. a ton.
- skateboard tricks? tries to do the biggest and best.
- basketball? tries goin' for the NBA.
- and when you cheer him on, you make him so incredibly happy ... he loves your attention. 🥺
- "was that cool? wanna see me dribble? :D"
- literally- you are his queen/king/royalty. :(
- honestly, he is honestly one of the calmest of the group, but the most difficult to get out and hang out with.
- when you ask to hang out, giving him a break from Las Nevadas, he'll most likely refuse..using an excuse to say that there is too much work and things that need to be done..but reluctantly, Quackity will say yes to you. Even for a few hours.
- he would definitely get nervous around you.
- Quackity hasn't actually 'hung around' people before unless it was a bargain for his nation.
- so a habit he would adopt would be that you two would hold hands..most of the time anyway.
- he gets nervous and stutters a bit but when you two hold hands, he suddenly feels a little more at ease.
- he likes the idea of feeling held, it just comforts him and keeps his troubled mind from past rivalries.
“S-So..i could uh- show you around Las Nevada’s? If- if you’d like, of course, I p-pressure.”
- he also just adores your company.
- if he is just writing or doing tasks, he likes the idea that you're around.
- he also has a habit of just telling you most anything that is happening..whether it's events, things he wrote, or maybe a freebie anthem to sing! he always gets so excited to let you know the latest news.
- he even likes to gift you letters and such..especially when you're away.
- he'll have a letter with a golden stamp and cursive writing about how his day was and what it entailed.
- ( he even keeps one of your favorite flowers in there when you open it :D )
- “Y/n, love, did you get me letter when you were out? Let me show you.”
- overall, loves writing and being with you. <3
- y'all are definitely chaotic neutral.
- what you guys would do is prank people..especially Tommy.
- you and techno would think that Tommy's reaction is hilarious every time.
- "AWW- WHAT IS THIS?? ...wherES SHROUD-?!"
- loves it when you laugh. adores it.
- but the main habit he has grown is basically just being around you.
- and when you two finally settle down from the pranks, you two get away and sit down in some random field and talk to each other.
- he loves to brush your hair with his fingers and resting his head on your shoulder as you talk to him.
- he finds your voice so beautiful to listen to and honestly falls in love with it every time he hears it.
- "Talk to me. I like to hear your voice."
- where ever you are together, chaos follows.
- but whenever you guys get to chill out by a nearby cliff talking endlessly, it's nice for him.
- Tommy doesn't usually get to sit down and chill ... he's usually doing something accompanied by either TnT or yelling.
- and one of his habits when you two get to sit down, is that he plays one of the disks.
- he likes how it reminds him of a past time, and that the song reminds him of times he had spent with his friends and that you are sticking around. 🥺
- so he likes talking to you about different disks and their songs, especially on the bench outlooking L'Manburg. :]
- but when you mention how he talks about the disk a lot? bad idea.
- "What's that supposed to mean???? it's just RELAXING- shut UP-"
- but he still does it.
- dude needs to calm down, so he just lays his head on your shoulder and talks about the music disks. :]
- you and him are vvv chill.
- you guys kinda sit around and talk, sometimes share food when you guys walk around the SMP.
- a thing he likes to do around you is that he plays with your hands.
- he likes how soft they are..compared to his hands, they are calloused, bruised, and covered in scars..due to past events.
- so he likes tracing them or playing with them when you two start talking.
- but when you mention it?
- "I- well- th- they're just nice. I guess. I dunno."
- you probably won't get a full answer, he gets pretty flustered about the idea.
- and sometimes he traces the inside of your hands as you talk to him, calms him down. ^^
- a habit that Ranboo adopted around you, is that he would frequently rant to you.
- he finds you so comforting to be around, you have this aura that lures him to talk to you so carefree-like.
- and sometimes he would just come up to you and hug you- idk, he finds it very comforting.
- but ur also short (unless you are 8 feet tall- 😀) so he sometimes kneels down hugs you when he's upset about it something.
- honestly find it kinda funny-
- and he also has a habit of giving you grass blocks when you are stressed.
- he has been stressed before so he doesn't want you to feel like you're alone :(
- “you can talk to me. I know what it’s like to feel stressed, it’s okay. I am always here, Y/n.”
- he likes gifting you things and talking to you. ^-^
- when you two hang out, it's usually you helping Phil on an errand or a task that he needed to be done.
- ( you guys are also kinda the father and child of the SMP .. it's a go-around joke almost. )
- habit's with you is that he likes to check up on you every once in a while!
- he wants to make sure you are taking care of yourself, and sometimes even brings you a glass of water when you say you haven't had water that day.
- he'll sometimes even arrange a movie day or smth where y'all literally just chill and watch movies.
- he just wants to know that you are taking care of yourself! :D
- “have you had a meal or water recently? ..let’s go out to eat, okay?”
Jack M:
- a habit he has when he was around you, is that you two seem to build a TON.
- could just be for fun or something someone wanted to request, you two kinda just chill and build.
- he also really likes your ideas, so he likes interpreting it into something bigger.
- he also likes when you organize things.
- Jack likes things organized and in order, so when you do it for him, he thinks it's nice of you. :D
- so in return he would probably give you some OP gift or smth ... he likes returning the gesture.
- but overall, he likes your company when you two build together!
- “You built that? Sheesh, Y/n, that’s cool!”
- he definitely likes your company..more than most people i wrote for above.
- with being practically locked into the prison and looking over the most wanted criminal of the SMP, he needs a break.
- and a habit he loves, is settling down with you and just..reading.
- as weird as it sounds, he just loves to chat about books you like and chapters from your favorite novels … he likes to hear you talk about it.
- he has also been in isolation , so the sound of someone’s voice immediately puts him to ease.
- he also likes it when you massage his shoulders..he’s been so uptight and stands around all day and night long.
- ..and he sometimes falls asleep when you start talking to him. lol.
- and if it’s just one night with you? so be it, he just wants to settle down for a night with you :(
- “I missed you..i just wanna stay here forever.”
- with the egg and everything that happened, he needs some time to think and witness what ..exactly just happened.
- you were the first to come up to him, talk him down, and make sure he was alright.
- you weren’t exactly..a follower of the egg, but you definitely weren’t against it because- well, Bad was there.
- so you never really took a political, public stand on it.
- you two sat down far from anyone and just- talked it out for hours.
- so a recent habit he adopted was that sometimes he liked to be distracted by bringing up stories from past times..he likes to laugh about the times where it was simpler.
- “And then skeppy did this prank..and i’m not gonna lie, it was kinda funny!”
- oh boy, he is the brightest, unbothered ball of sunshine.
- “Hello, Y/n from..everywhere!”
- he lovessss being beside you, especially when you two do absolutely everything together.
- Slime likes that you stick by his side (pun intended) through anything, and even encourage his ideas!
- and whenever he- just say that it’s okay and it happens.
- he finally didn’t feel- ..victimized.
- so then he stuck to you like glue! :D
- a habit he had with you is that he would tell you EVERYTHING.
- quackity and fundy tried getting some history out of Slime (since he’s literally ancient) and failed..but when you ask? he goes off like nothing in world.
- ..another reason why quackity and wilbur want you around, but you just stayed for the sake of Slime!
- you two are just besties doin’ bestie stuff. :]
welp, here it is!!
i havent wrote HC’s like this in a while, and promise me..this is not the last, lol. I’m sorry this took so damn long, I procrastinated like nothing in the world..and since- yunno, a lot has been going on. nothing typically good, lol.
but here it is! enjoy reading my lovelies!
- deacy. <333
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wooloo-inc · 7 months ago
Can you do the hybrids x hybrid reader expect the reader is a mythical creature?
The red, orange feathers of your wings stand out brilliantly against the green foliage, burning bright like a fire  
His heart is already fluttering 
You seem startled by his sudden appearance, pushing your wings out to scare off the intruder 
That is, until you see the large black wings on his back, fluffing up in return 
You two decide to chat for a bit, not having seen a creature like each other before 
The Angel of Death, is what people often call Philza, a name given from his skills, wings and immortality 
Although he believes that angel is a much more fitting name for you
You are a phoenix hybrid, a bird reborn from flames after each death, the ability striking deep into his heart
As an immortal he has seen friends and family fall, often losing memories of them as centuries continue 
He has learned to guard his heart, knowing how much it hurts to see loved ones die
But you won’t die, you’ll come back and can stay with him
He doesn’t need to say what is on his mind, as you feel the same
He is a bit flirty while you two travel together, brushing his wings against your own often
He mindlessly admires your beauty, enamored by your wings and personality 
Philza would protect you from anyone
When you first meet Techno, he can’t stop his instincts even though he trusts his friend so much
He drags you back to his chest, puffing up his wings to make himself appear larger as they envelop you both
Needless to say, Techno learned not to mess with you 
His tail is already wagging when he sees you from afar
The ears atop your head look exactly like fox ears, so you must be a hybrid
It is when you turn around and he see the multiple tails behind you that he is awestruck 
Tubbo, who was showing you around L’manburg, sees that Fundy is watching from afar and decides to introduce you two 
With a rushed excuse, Tubbo leaves you both, giving Fundy the goal of showing you around 
He is flustered but gladly shows you around
When one of your tails accidentally brush against his own he lets out a high-pitched yelp 
He hasn’t been so red in years, the blush increasing as you laugh
Catching his glance at your tails, you explain that you’re a kitsune
A rather young one, only having two tails
Either way he is delighted to meet you, and is curious of your abilities 
While he won’t be around long enough to see you gain another tail, he thinks the occurrence is so interesting
He will try to find more information about kitsunes to see what you will like
Plenty of gifts that he just ‘casually’ had on him 
Cuddles are always a delight, tails curling around each other peacefully 
Little kisses to the top of each other’s ears 
He laughs when you do it to him, or when he gets to see you blushing instead 
Seeing you smile sends butterflies to his stomach, and something else when he notices the fangs in your mouth 
You two are just a cute pair overall 
You’re adorable, whatever you are
Schlatt can’t stop that thought running through his mind when he first sees you
You have a small pair of horns and fluffy ears that turn back shyly at his grin 
Originally, he thought you were just a normal goat hybrid until his eyes trail down
In place of normal legs are the legs of a goat
He tried not to show his curiosity, tugging on his tie as a reminder to not say anything rude
You seem so nice, so shy as you try hide behind Quackity 
You’re a faun hybrid, the blood of a timid nature spirit running through your veins 
With time, you get used to Schlatt and even begin to crave his presence 
He kinda adores having you around, you help ground him
Once you get used to him, you show more of your true personality, explaining that the shyness is a part of being a faun 
He doesn’t mind, enjoying having you around 
To be honest, it would boost his ego having you be shy around others but normal around him 
The others don’t like you hanging around Schlatt, thinking he will ‘corrupt’ you
But you don’t mind the comments, glad to find someone with similar features to your own
He will fight anyone who makes fun of your appearance, abusing his power as president for something good 
Lazy nights together are the best, he loves seeing you wearing his clothes when you decide to sleepover 
When he sees your fluffy tail slipping out from under his shirt, he doesn’t know how to react 
Probably one of the few times you’ll see him speechless
Ranboo (Platonic) :
He knows that he looks a little strange compared to other hybrids, especially since he’s a mix
But you are something else
With large bat-like wings, and random scales on your skin it is easy to tell that you are some sort of hybrid
It’s only when he sees you hiccup and a small flick of fire escapes your mouth, that he realizes you are a dragon hybrid 
It would explain the strange connection he felt to you
As half endermen, he feels comfortable around your dragon-like self 
He actually thinks your features are pretty interesting
If anyone causes you trouble, he will try his best to defend you 
His height + your wings make for the perfect hugs 
He enjoys being your friend, excitingly introducing you to Philza, Techno and Tubbo 
Philza and Techno will be more cautious around you, knowing of the Ender Dragon’s power, but seeing how kind you are to Ranboo, they drop it 
He may call himself The Blood God, but your features are truly godly 
Your fluffy ears and antlers make you appear like a deer hybrid, but it is at night when your origins are shown
Your antlers turn an ocean blue in the moonlight, and strange markings appear under your eyes 
A nightwalker, a creature Techno has only heard about from Philza when the man would ramble on about ancient beings
He draws his sword, prepared to attack, but feels guilty doing so when you look over at him 
He can see the kindness in your eyes as you wave to the piglin hybrid 
Tucking it away, he approaches trying to be kind
Surprisingly, you two get along quickly bonding over the simplest of things
He loves how you listen to him ramble for so long, not looking bored once 
He also adores how you don’t judge him for what he has done, or his appearance 
As your friendship blooms, he will realize how others might attempt to hurt you
Not only because of your relations to him, but also your rarity as a hybrid 
Techno will get Philza to help keep you safe when he is gone
Far enough into a relationship, he will entrust you with a totem and even a few pieces of emerald
He loves to give you jewelry, especially ones that he has crafted, reasoning that someone like you deserves the best 
Jewelry around your antlers, similar to the ones on his tusks, sends him to cloud nine 
If you decide to try on his cape and crown? Well that’s a story for another time 
“Oh, what the fuck are you?” He can’t stop the words from tumbling out of his mouth, his hands slapping his forehead after realizing what he said
You are certainly a hybrid of some sort, but what exactly escapes his mind
Large wings stretch across your back and a tail swings behind you
Sapnap is quick to slap the back of his head, as Karl apologizes for his friend’s behavior 
You don’t seem too offend, throwing back an insult immediately then explain that you’re part griffin 
A strange creature with an eagle’s wings and a lion’s tail 
He is intrigued, but will still make jokes about your looks
If you show obvious dislike for his teasing, he will stop right away
But he will die inside if you bite back similar jokes with attitude 
His wings will automatically puff out, causing his friends to tease him endlessly 
You two can become friends fairly quickly over the winged features 
It may be awkward at first, but his stumbling over words eases up the situation 
He doesn’t dare to tease you about your tail, finding that it gives away how you feel
You may grumble at him, but he can see your tail wagging when he arrives or makes you laugh
Arguably, it is his favorite feature about you
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milqueandsugar · 7 months ago
(idk if i sent this request already so if i have sorry!) Nsfw//
I really like you writing!! I was wondering if maybe you could write something about all the hybrid characters going into a sorta "heat" and how they would behave/treat their s/o in bed differently? Like would they become rougher, kinkier, a dom, a sub or something like that? The hybrids that i'm thinking of rn are Phil(bird), Techno(piglin) and Jschlatt(ram). If there are any other hybrids (that aren't minors of course!) then you can add them if you want to too
🏵 Your Tea Is Ready 🏵
Warnings: ! NSFW ! Minors dni
Genre: smut
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| Piglin! Technoblade |
Theres one thing to say about Technoblade in a rut, its that he's so much louder
Not necessarily singing you praise, or degrading you, few words are spoken at all really
But his moans and grunts are left completely unrestrained as he ruins you
The few times actual words leave his mouth is when he's chanting how much he loves you or when he's replying to nagging voices unheard by you
Normally Technoblade isn't much of a fan of being a sub, that still Carries over to his rut but a little less
He doesn't care as long as he's touching you, smelling you, inside you
Hell he could go down on you for hours until your cum is the only flavor he remembers and he gets off on that
He loves giving you pleasure, you moaning is enough for him to cum untouched
That being said if when your doming you try to tease or edge him he'll quickly put you back in your place
Expect to be covered in love bites, because damn those tusks are sharp!
| Bird! Philza |
Honestly not much changed about the man, physically that is
Despite the fact that he can go for about five hours longer and his wings seem to flutter more then usual
Most of the change is in his mind, which when looking into his lidded lust filled eyes is pretty easy to see
He begins to take more notice in the aay the sun reflects of your skin, the way your eyes flutter close when your taking him down your throat, the way your stomach bulges when he bottoms out
He becomes obsessed with even just the idea of you, grinding against your pillows whenever you aren't around to help him
He doesn't care who's subbing or doming as long as your there
Hell he doesn't even need to touch you just the sight or idea of you being with him is so unbelievably satisfying
| Ram! Schlatt |
Hard dom
No he does not make exceptions
He's so eager to fuck you, feel you, touch you
If your not at home at the time expect most of your clothes to either be used to get himself off or to gag himself as he fucks himself either in your office or in your house
However by the time you come around all efforts of being quiet go out the window
He wants you to scream his name while he fucks you over your office desk, let everyone know in the White House who you belong to
He's not gentle in the slightest, everywhere his hands go bruises follow
If you happen to get over stimulated that's fine with him, he can fuck your adorable thighs anyways
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cupidmybeloved · 4 months ago
family dynamic sbi x sibling!gn!reader
tommy: you knitted him a cow (henry) for his 4th birthday and he’s kept it with him ever since. no matter what you knit him every year, he just won’t let go of that god damned raggedy cow. the last thing you knitted for him was a red tote bag upon his request. he said it was to carry his discs around more conveniently. you knew about his secret little rendezvous during the early hours of dawn so one day you decided to wait for him to come back. much to your surprise, tommy came back with a red tote bag filled to the brim, not with discs but with freshly picked flowers.
techno: for christmas you had made him a gigantic blanket which he absolutely adored. but if you were being honest, you had only made the blanket out of pettiness due to him constantly complaining about all the blankets in the house being too small. you had hidden a bunch of references in the blanket design for him to find. from things like greek mythology to coded sentences, you did it all. sometimes you’ll be minding your own business and then hearing techno yell in celebration about finding another hidden reference. he often finds himself asking you to knit him clothes since regular human ones just don’t fit him right. once as a joke you made him a bracelet with solar colour changing yarn so he could stick his arm out the window to find out if it was daytime or not without having to blind himself by opening the curtains.
philza: on father’s day he found a bucket hat that you had left on his pillow, it was quite similar to his usual hat, with the slight difference that this one had a few more uses. you had used magical yarn for the hat that causes it to change colour based on the current weather. waterproofing the hat was a difficult task but nonetheless, you had managed to find a villager who was willing to help and now the hat could be used as a bucket. the last thing you added to the hat was prot 3 and oh boy was that a pain. no one was willing to enchant protection on non-armour items so you had to do it yourself.
wilbur: over the years you’ve knitted wilbur many different things but his favourite has to be the glow in the dark guitar strap you made him because he kept loosing his guitar. although, the red beanie he wore everyday was a close second. on april fools day you switched out his iconic beanie with one that looked red but turned bright pink as soon as he wore it. you, tommy, and phil had a blast calling him technoblade the whole day. you swore you even saw techno crack a smile, wilbur however, was loosing it. he didn’t understand why everyone was calling him by his twin's name and quite frankly, he found it offensive.
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wilczachannn · 8 hours ago
[name]: it’s not easy being the disappointment of the family-
[name]: but here the f#ck i am-
[name]: gang gang b!tch B)
phil: i am very worried-
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Out with the old, in with the cold (Part 4) (Philza x reader x Techno)
TW- Character deaths (I’m really doing it to you guys), mention of blood, cursing (Sorry Bad)
After the whole ordeal in L’Manhole Techno seemed to be leaving more often and Philza started on building an extension on the house for me so I didn’t have to keep sleeping on the couch, though after the first night I slept in his bed he refused to let me sleep on the couch again. Techno and Philza both seeme to be getting more comfortable with me being around as well since now, if he feels like it, Techno will just plop onto the couch with me and have me read to him or just lay there, and Philza has been taking me on more flights, though we don’t go too far from the cabin. “Why’d you stop?” I looked down on my lap and saw an upset Techno, when I was deep in thought, I must’ve stopped playing with his hair, “Oh, sorry, just thinking about things.” I started running my fingers through his hair once again, though Techno was still looking at me with what seemed to be concern, “Hey, mate, we actually need to talk to you about something.” Philza entered the room, wiping his hands from I assume doing the dishes. “What is it?” I looked from Techno to Philza, who was nodding his head at Techno, telling him to get up. The man did begrudgingly, “We’re both headin on trips this time so you’ll be here alone, not for too long though.” My expression fell, “I can’t go with either of you?” They glanced at each other before looking at me, “Sorry mate, we would but we have yet to really train you so it would be too dangerous.” I dropped my head and nodded, slightly upset that they were both leaving, Techno spoke up, feeling the drop in my mood, “Hey, we’ll both be back in no time and maybe bring you back stuff.” I grabbed Techno’s hand and stuck my other out for Philza to take, which he did. I looked up and glanced in between the both of them with a smile, “All you need is to bring back yourselves and I’ll be happy.” They both returned the smile and Philza gave me a kiss on the forehead, Techno giving me one on the back of my hand, “I hate to cut this short mate, but we actually have to leave asap.” They were both already packed and ready to go it seemed, they were just waiting to say goodbye to me, “Alright, safe travels you two.” They both left quickly, leaving me in the slightly colder cabin alone so I decided to take a nap on the couch.
~Short time skip~
I was woken up hours later by knocking on the front door. I stumbled my way to open the door, still half asleep, only to be greeted by an envelope addressed to me. I looked around but saw nothing, not even foot prints in the snow. I picked up the envelope:
To: (Y/N)(L/N)
From: The Eggpire
I went inside, locking the door and opened the envelope:
Dear (Y/N),
It is our pleasure to invite you to the Red Banquet being held at (The cords) two days from when you receive this invitation. Please dress formally (preferably in red), armor and weapons are prohibited. 
Hope to see you there,
The Eggpire
“How did they know where I was, and why is it only addressed to me and not Philza and Techno as well?” I looked skeptically at the card in my hands, I didn’t even have something, though I’m sure the village has something I can buy, I’ll head over tomorrow. I put the card down on the coffee table and laid on the couch, falling asleep once again.
~Time skip to day of banquet~
I walked through the nether alone, the golden helmet from my first visit covering my head. As I was walking I kept shifting in my (Dress/Suit/Any formal outfit), nervous about my decision to go, “(Y/N)?” I was broken out of my thoughts by Fundy, “Oh, hey Fundy, why are you wearing dyed leather?” He let out a laugh and offered his arm for me to take, “Same reason you’re wearing that outfit I assume, you were invited to the red banquet?” I hummed, “I’m not exactly why though, it’s not like I play any factor in this whole Eggpire thing.” His grip around my arm tightened slightly, “I keep forgetting that you weren’t there when this all started, the Eggpire has been causing a lot of issues, those red vines? All them. They probably want you there because Bad and Ant saw you with Philza, so they might think they could have some peace between you guys and the Eggpire.” I looked at Fundy with confusion, “Why? I can’t change their views on anything.” Fundy let out a laugh, “You kind of already have, I mean, before you Philza and Techno had no issue talking about their attack on L’Manburg.” I stopped walking, “What are you talking about Fundy?” He looked at me with confusion as well, “Didn’t they tell you? Techno attacked L’Manburg back when it was Manburg, spawned lots of Withers, Philza killed Wilbur then as well, though Wilbur was literally begging him to. Then recently, they both teamed up with Dream and blew everything up, now it’s L’Manhole.” My eyes were wide as I took in this information, “But Philza said Dream killed Wilbur?” He looked at me with pity, “Technically Dream’s manipulation was what caused Wilbur’s downfall, Philza just finished him off at his request.” I couldn’t think, they didn’t say anything, is this how they got the title of Blood god and Angel of death? “C’mon, we don’t wanna be late.” Fundy practically dragged me to the portal and to the meeting location. 
“Ah, (Y/N)! Glad you made it! Unfortunately, you will have to give your helmet to Ponk as armor is prohibited.” I felt Fundy take the helmet off of my head and watched him hand it to a man with a strange mask. Fundy then took my hand and guided me down to the banquet hall, I came to my senses as I saw more red vines scattered all over the place, though there was a pathway that kept me from getting too close to them, “Fundy! Who's this?” Fundy brought me to a small group of people, “Their name is (Y/N), they live with Techno and Philza.” This made a few faces sour, though they soon changed to more welcoming expressions. Two young women approached, both wearing gorgeous gowns, “Well hello there, I’m Captain Puffy, but just call me Puffy, this is Niki and that girl over there with the roses is Hannah, it’s nice to meet you!” I noticed her horns and imediatly was awestruck, “You both are so pretty, you’re a sheep hybrid, right? Your horns are gorgeous!” Puffy’s cheeks turned a slight pink, “O-oh, well thank you, I am a sheep hybrid!” Someone lightly pushed Puffy and Niki out of the way, “Hello there (Y/N), I’m Eret!” I was held in a tight embrace, though it wasn’t uncomfortable, once I was let go, I was able to see the person who introduced themselves as Eret, “Hi Eret, it’s nice to meet you, I love your gown!” They giggled a bit and spun around, “Isn’t it wonderful! You look absolutely wonderful as well my dear!” I couldn’t help but laugh back before I heard a familiar voice, “(Y/N)?” I turned around to see someone I was really good friends with when I lived in the SMP, “Awesamdude?” He swiftly walked over to me and picked me up in a hug, “I go by Sam now, how have you been? I haven’t seen you since-” He put me down as I cut him off, “Yeah, I moved to the outskirts but Sapnap found my house and burned it down.” The mention of the blackette’s name seemed to bring some annoyance to Sam, “Of course he did, so where are you staying now? Have you moved back?” I sighed, “No, not exactly, I live with Technoblade and Philza now, they saved me a while ago and took me in.” Sam’s eyes went dark for a moment, “Be careful around them (Y/N), their dangerous.” I looked him in the eyes, “I know Sam, I’ve heard.” He then grabbed my hand, “Well if you ever need a place to crash, I’m sure Fran would be estatic to see you again.” I laughed, “You really think she’d remember me? I remember when you first got her, you were freaking out while messaging me.”
Time went by quickly, I made new friends and reconnected with old ones, before long dinner was served as the seemingly leader of this Eggpire named Bad asked for people to say speeches. I didn’t know anyone well enough besides Sam, so that’s who I sat next to. Everyone was speaking as I zoned out, looking at the food until I heard Bad speak up, “Now, prepare to die.” My head shot up as I saw lava falling from the ceiling, everyone starting to panic. I could hear people yelling at others but couldn’t understand as there were too many speaking at once and before I knew it someone was behind me, pushing me towards what I assumed was ‘The Egg’. I saw a man who I spoke to earlier named Foolish, he looked distraught as he was shoved into a small box, me being held next to it by the man known as AntFrost. I closed my eyes when I heard damage noises, only opening them to see the golden outline of the man that once stood in the hole. I was panicking as the crossbow was pushed further into my back, another man showed up, they called him Quackity? Then one of the two people I never thought would show did as Quackity let out a sort of war cry. I saw his pink hair and red eyes before I recognized it as him, a smile grew on my face as I tried to walk to him, though something from behind me pushed me forward, making me fall to the ground with a painful thud, “This isn’t over!” I could hear Bad calling from somewhere, but I couldn’t distinguish where as a pair of large hands picked me up, “(Y/N)? What are you doing here?! You were at home, you should be at home! Shit, Quackity, where are the healing pots, she was shot!” I saw his worried red eyes staring at me behind his pig mask, his voice fading in and out as his eyes left my face, he seemed to be yelling at someone flailing one of his hands around, huh, were they always that red? I tried to lift my hand to take off his mask but only saw a golden outline where it once was, “Tech-no?” I couldn’t hear myself, I’m surprised he did as he looked back down at me, eyes widening as he saw my hand. I saw his lips moving, but I couldn’t hear him speaking as his figure got blurrier and blurrier, my vision growing darker as I finally sub combed to the darkness.
“Who the hell are you?” “They’re flickering Schlatt, must’ve been the same thing as Foolish!” “That doesn’t help you ass!” “And there they go!”
“Hello? Have you seen Friend? Please don’t leave me here.”
I felt cold, it was as if I was laying in the snow, everything felt heavy as visions of a train flashed in my mind, two, no three men, one smelled of cigarettes and whiskey, the other kept shouting, and the third seemed so sad, I didn’t want to leave, I just wanted to help him. Though soon I opened my eyes, being greeted by the dark ceiling of the cabin, I’m in Philza’s room. I could hear the door slam open, two pairs of footsteps were rushing upstairs, mumbling to each other. Then, they stopped outside of Philza’s door before quietly opening it, “I’m telling you Tech, they’ve gotta be here.” All I could hear in response was a low grunt. Light flooded the room as I slugishly sat up, rubbing my eyes, though the action didn’t last long as the door was soon shut and two bodies threw themselves onto me, “Philza, Techno?” I was now laying in the center of the bed with Techno on my right hiding his head in the crook of my neck and Philza on my left, his head laying on my own as his wing cover the three of us, “I’m sorry.” I could hear Techno mumble in my neck due to the close proximity, though sleep still slightly clouded my mind, “I should have gotten there earlier, I should have done something-” I started playing with his hair, “Don’t apologize, that goes for you too Phil, I chose to go, I was curious as to why they wanted me there and I paid the price.” They both held me tighter, “I’m gonna make an omelet out of that fucking egg.” Techno sounded so angry, some of the noises he made reminded me of the nether piglins, “How about we sleep for right now, sound good Love?” I nodded, “Though, I would like to speak to you both in the morning.” Philza hummed, “About what?” I sighed, “Your pasts.” They both stiffened, “Who told you mate?” I shook my head, “We’ll speak in the morning, right now we sleep.” I gave them no option as I turned to my side. Techno’s face now sitting in my collarbone, I glanced down at my hand and shivered slightly, but Techno grabbed it and kissed my knuckles, trying to reassure me. What a party.
AN- I had to do you like that, it had to be done, hopefully no more deaths :) (No promises tho)
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mcytwheeze · 6 months ago
Nonsexual Acts of Intimacy Prompts pt. 2
Creators Involved: Tommy (p!), Tubbo (p!), Ranboo (p!), Punz, c!Philza, c!Techno, Foolish
Warning(s): x
Note(s): x
One falling asleep in the other's lap
"Tommy! How was your stream?", you'd been waiting for your friend for about an hour, waiting for his stream to end.
"Eh. I'm tired.", he yawns, sitting on the opposite end of the couch as you.
"You promised me movie night last time and fell asleep. You have to this time.", you try to guilt him.
Last time this happened, he knocked out before the pair of you had even picked a movie.
"Tommyyyyy.", you whine.
He groans, lolling his head back.
"Fine. You pick the movie, I'm hungry.", he disappears to his kitchen.
You scroll through Netflix, finally picking a movie before Tommy returns.
"Press play, bitch.", Tommy mumbles, his mouth full of popcorn.
You press play and watch the introduction.
"I'm cold. Pass me the blanket.", you tell Tommy.
He rolls his eyes, but passes it to you anyway.
You catch him eyeing the blanket, and you laugh at him.
"We can share if you want.", you lift up the edge of the blanket.
He scratches his head, mumbling something under his breath.
"Was I supposed to be able to understand that?", you tease him.
"Can we do that thing we did the other day again?", he speaks clearly this time.
Your face scrunches as you laugh at him.
"You're going to have to be a lot more specific than that."
He lays his head down in your lap without another word, and you get the message.
You play with his hair, scratching at his scalp.
Soft snores start increasing in volume, catching your attention.
You sigh.
"Maybe one day we'll be able to finish a movie."
Reading a book together
You continue scanning the words in your book as Tubbo plops down on his bed next to you.
He liked having company after lore streams, and today wasn't any different.
"What're you reading?", he asks.
His voice lacks the normal energy, and you can tell he's exhausted.
"Um, it's called Little Women.", you show him the cover before continuing reading.
"What's it about? Short women?", he sounds so serious that you have to choke back a laugh.
"It's about these four sisters going through life pretty much. I don't think you'd like it.", you reply, flipping the page.
"Will you read it out loud?", his voice is quieter as if he's embarrassed to ask.
"Yeah, okay.", you nod.
He shifts to get comfortable, laying on his side to face you with his head resting on his arm.
You clear your throat before beginning to read the next paragraph.
"At nine they stopped work, and sang, as usual, before they went to bed. No one but Beth could get much music out of the old piano, but she had a way of softly touching the yellow keys and making a pleasant accompaniment to the simple songs they sang."
By the time you made it to the bottom of the page, you see out of the corner of your eyes that Tubbo's eyes are closed.
"Why'd you stop?", he sounds sleepy, but he's still awake.
"Okay, okay.", you continue until he's actually asleep, glad you can help comfort him.
Sharing a dessert
"It's done!", you announce as you pull the pan out of the oven.
You and Ranboo had made a cake out of pure boredom, and it smells pretty good for how awful the process was.
Ranboo skids into the kitchen, his socks allowing him to slide on the floor.
"Can we decorate it?", he's just like a little kid.
"It's still hot.", you laugh, shaking your head negatively at him.
"Can we at least try it then?", he pleads.
"Ranboo!", you scold him.
"What? It smells so good...", he whines; his eyes plead with yours.
"One of these days I'll figure out how to say no when you give me that look.", you mumble under your breath.
He pumps his fist, victorious.
You cut the corner piece, putting it on a plate.
He hands you a fork, and you each take a bite.
His face crinkles up and you immediately gag.
"What did we do wrong?", you gasp as you spit out the piece.
"I don't know, but that is disgusting.", he hisses as he washes his mouth out with water.
You sigh as you dump the cake in the garbage, your hard work wasted.
"Can we make another one?", Ranboo asks after giving the cake its respectful moment of silence.
"Are we actually going to follow the instructions?", you inquire, giving him a look.
"Probably not correctly.", he shrugs.
"Let's do it."
Caring for each other while ill
As you enter Punz's apartment after picking up food for the two of you, you realize it's pitch black inside.
"Luke?", you call.
You flip the living room light on, confused.
He knew you were coming, so he wouldn't leave without letting you know.
You set the bag of the food on the counter, checking his office to find it empty.
When you enter his bedroom and flip on the light, Punz lets out a loud groan.
You immediately turn the light off, your brows knit together in concern.
"Hey, sweetheart. You okay?", you whisper, not wanting to disturb whatever is wrong.
"Migraine.", he croaks.
"I'll be right back, okay? You just stay there.", you're careful to crack the door open just enough to leave without letting too much light in.
You turn off the hallway light, leaving only the living room illuminated.
Grabbing an ice pack out of the freezer and a couple Tylenol from the cupboard, you carefully return to the bedroom.
You tiptoe to his bedside, careful not to make too much noise.
Grabbing a towel from the bathroom adjacent to the bedroom, you wrap the ice pack so it won't burn him.
"Luke, put this on your forehead.", your whisper is barely audible, but you know it sounds like you're screaming in his ear to him.
He grunts, pressing the pack to his forehead.
"You need to take these.", you press the pills into his hand, holding out his water bottle for him.
He swallows the pills, grimacing as he sits up to do so.
"Get some sleep, Luke. It'll help.", you kiss his hand as you take his water bottle back.
"Stay.", he croaks as you stand to leave.
You scoot next to him under the covers, snuggling into his side.
"Get better soon.", you kiss his cheek before resting next to him, not sleeping until you hear his breath even out.
Cuddling in a blanket fort
"You're finally done!", you cheer as Phil enters the door.
"Lovely to see you too.", Phil chuckles as he sets down his tools.
You jump up and give him a big hug and kiss, thankful for his safe return from the Nether.
"How did it go? You didn't get hurt, right? Did you find enough Netherite for that project you're working on? Did the portal travel go okay cause I know your stomach has been kinda touchy lately and-", Phil covers your mouth with his hand, laughing at your barrage of questions.
"Yes, I'm fine. Nothing went wrong; I managed to find enough Netherite. How has your day been?", he presses a quick kiss to the top of your head before beginning to take off his armor.
"It was pretty boring. Tommy stopped by and wanted to speak to you, but I told him to come back tomorrow. It must not've been urgent cause he didn't leave a message or anything.", you explain to him as he hangs his armor on the rack.
"Well, around here, boring is pretty good.", Phil jokes, ruffling his hair with his hand in an attempt to fluff it after being in his helmet all day.
"There's food in the furnace for you, and then I have a surprise when you're finished eating.", you tell him.
He quirks an eyebrow up, skeptical.
"Surprise?", he asks.
"C'mon, you're probably starving.", you ignore him, heading into the kitchen.
He polishes off his plate in no time.
"Okay, now what's this surprise?", Phil looks amused.
"Come on!", you pull him into the main room.
In front of the fireplace, you've created a fort of blankets and pillows.
Phil's eyes twinkle as he surveys the scene.
"Do you like it? Maybe it was kinda dumb, I just thought it might be cute to-", Phil just shakes his head with a loud laugh.
"Darling, you worry too much. It's beautiful. Shall we get in?", he bends down and ducks to enter the main opening.
You follow, both of you settling in each other's arms in front of the fire.
"This is amazing, love. Thank you for making this fort.", Phil kisses you again, a smile wide on his face.
"Anything to be in your arms."
Head scratches
The side door to your house slams open, and you jump in surprise.
A low grunt helps you identify who the offender is.
You continue sorting through the chests, trying to make them a little more organized.
Heavy footsteps catch your attention, and you turn around to see Techno looming over you.
"Well, hi there.", you grin at him, turning back to continue sorting through the chests.
He huffs at your lack of attention, and you find yourself being lifted off of the floor.
"Woah! What are you doing?", you laugh, wiggling against his grasp.
"Stop squirming.", he hisses, and you can't help but go limp.
"Can you at least tell me what we're doing?", you mumble right next to his ear.
He scales the ladder, not even flinching at the fact that he's carrying you.
He sets you down on the bed, immediately crawling in beside you.
You lay flat on your back, allowing him to rest his head on your chest.
You start running your hand through his long hair, braiding a few strands together.
"Do you want to talk about it?", you ask him softly, not wanting to upset him.
"Just missed you.", his voice is gruff, but you can still hear the affection in it.
You know there's more to the story, but you won't push him to tell you anything.
You continue scratching his scalp and playing with his hair until his weight gets heavier as he falls asleep and relaxes.
"Goodnight, Techno. I love you.", you kiss the top of his head as he lets out a soft snore, subconsciously returning the statement.
Shoulder rubs
"Hey, cutie!", Foolish pulls up a chair next to your desk, gently rubbing a hand up and down your back.
"Hi.", you greet him back tiredly.
You had been working on an assignment for a few hours now, and you were past the point of brain-dead.
"What are you working on?", he scoots closer to peer over your shoulder.
You show him the screen of your computer, and he lets out a hiss with his teeth clenched together.
"Do you want help?", he offers.
"I'm done, I'm just checking over my answers.", you reply softly.
"How about you take a break? It'll help you when you come back. You'll feel better.", he leans his head onto your shoulder, driving his point home.
You sigh, looking over your many pages of notes.
"Okay.", you whisper.
He grins, immediately jumping to his feet.
"You wanna see what I'm working on for Tubbo and Ranboo on the SMP?", he questions.
You nod, just wanting to be with him and away from your work.
He takes your hand, guiding you to his office.
He sits in his chair before pulling you into his lap.
"Here, you can look around. WASD if you don't remember.", you occasionally play Minecraft with your boyfriend, but not enough to know the game.
You start running around the giant mansion he's been building, admiring his work.
As you start going up the stairs, Foolish's hands start massaging your shoulders.
"Noah, what are you doing?", you laugh, but you can't deny that it feels really good.
"Nothing.", he mumbles, kissing your shoulder.
When you finish looking around, he takes the controls from you, allowing you to lean back against him.
"Feeling any better?", he asks, resting his head on top of yours.
"Yes, thank you.", you rest your hand on his, snuggling up against his chest as he begins to build again.
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rae-writes · 8 months ago
Can you do like the sbi family finding out techno has a daughter and even has the pink hair. That'll be cool.
Techno had been being weird and fidgety ever since his family stepped foot in his house. 
“Techno? You alright?” Phil furrowed his brows, debating on whether to check if his son had a fever- he never acted like this.
“Yeah! Cho actin kinda sus, brov.” Tommy was rummaging through his big brother’s chest as he gave his reply, not bothering to listen to the whole conversation.
Wilbur grinned knowingly though. This is exactly how he acted before he told Phil he’d had a son. “So. Where are they, Tech?”
Techno’s head shot over to his twin, giving him a warning look while trying to ignore the suspicious glint in his father’s eyes. But you know what they say : speak of the devil and they shall appear.
You slammed open the front door excitedly, “Hey Dad! Look what I did- oh.” You paused, looking over each of the new figures that resided in your living room. You snickered when the dirty blonde headed boy whipped around so fast he fell back into the chest.
“Not funny little girl- wait, LITTLE GIRL?!”
Wilbur laughed happily, striding over to pick you up in his arms, “Well hello there, precious niece of mine.” 
Stars practically danced in your eyes, “You’re my uncle?!”
Phil slowly turned his head, giving off a menacing vibe, “Techno. Mind explaining this one?” 
“Uh...she’s an...orphan..?” 
That was obviously bullshit seeing as Phil could clearly see the bubblegum pink color of your hair, small pointed ears, and a single baby tusk peeking from behind your bottom lip. 
“Orphan, huh?”
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ayupwilbursoot · 3 months ago
@kashimalin-fanfiction Thank you for these wonderful kissing prompts... very helpful.. So 10 people and 5 different kisses for each, if I did my math correctly. So here we go ho... each kiss comes with a small drabble.
SAPNAP; QUACKITY; SLIMECICLE; WILBUR SOOT; GEORGENOTFOUND; DREAM; TECHNOBLADE; PHILZA; KARL JACOBS; FUNDY :)... speaking of which I’ve never done a Fundy ting before so... gg I guess?
UHHHH.... I’m saying that because some of these are suggestive but I still hope you enjoy because yes, I love this... also a lot of home alone shit in FUNDY’s because my favorite movie...
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SAPNAP (NICK) - Hot-headed; Stubborn; Fiercely Loyal
A fierce kiss that ends with a bite on the lip, soothing it with a lick.
You walk back to your car with a bit more pep in your step, you didn’t really expect to have that much fun at a seemingly lame party. “Babe.” You hear SAPNAP’s voice from behind you and a smile is growing on your pale face. “H-” Before you could get another word out, he connected both of your lips in a fierce kiss when you turned to greet him. It rough yet passionate and you were absolutely loving it (SHE’S LOVING IT AAHAHAHAHAAHHA... sorry). His hands gripping your hips while yours play with his hair, sometimes giving it a sharp tug. SAPNAP ends the kiss with a small bite on your bottom lip and pulling away with your lip still between his teeth. He let’s go at the last second and licks your bottom lip, soothing it with his saliva. “Holy shit.” You whisper with a small smile. The grin is evident on his face as he continues to lead your lovestruck self to your car.
One person pouting, only to have it removed by a kiss from the other person.
Currently, you were on the couch with Patches giving her all the love and attention she deserved. She purrs and leans into your touch every time which makes you smile. Now your boyfriend, unbeknownst to you, was watching you play with Dream’s cat right in front of him. He heard you call the cat ‘bubs’ a few seconds ago which is his nickname, not Patches, his! He decides to walk over to the couch with two coffee cups in hand, thinking that will make you leave Patches alone. He hands you the coffee cup and you place it on the table saying ‘thank you’ to him. He sighs loudly and pouts which makes you look over at him like ‘what the hell is up with you?’ “Baby, are you ok?” You ask with a small grin forming slowly on your face. You knew good and well he was jealous of a cat. He looks away from you with a small mumble of ‘nothing.’ You lean over and kiss his lips gently, bringing your hand up to his cheek. His eyes were open in complete shock but then slowly closed as he melted into the kiss. Patches, almost disgusted, jumps off your lap and walks lazily to Dream’s room. You pull away with a smile, eyes now open. His eyes open slowly and look at you with adoration. “You feeling better now bubs?” He nods against your chest.
Teasing kisses where one person blows air into the other’s mouth and runs away.
Your arms wrap around his neck as he connects your lips in a kiss. You smile into the kiss when you get the idea of blowing into his mouth. You kiss deeper into the kiss and here him chuckle against your lips. You let your eyes crack a little to see his reaction. Your hands trail up his neck, making him shiver, to his black locks. You then blow into his mouth which makes his cheeks blow up like a balloon. His beautiful eyes widen in surprise and he pulls away from you. “What was that for?” “I don’t know, I just felt like it.”
A lingering kiss before a long trip apart.
Tears are streaming down both of your faces as you look at each other with loving smirks. “I’m going to miss you.” He speaks first which makes more tears roll down your mocha cheeks. “I don’t wanna leave you. I wish I could stay with you forever.” He nods and pulls me in for a hug. “I’ll invite you over again. I promise you that.” He mumbles into your curly hair as you grip his shirt tightly. You trail your hands into his hair with a soft, sad smile on your plump lips. He looks down at you and connects your lips together. The saltiness from your tears are slipping between your lips. He pulls you closer to his body and you do the same as well as adding all of your emotions into the kiss. You hear your plane being called and you have to depart from the kiss and from SAPNAP as well. “Bye love.” He kisses your head one more time before allowing you to leave.
An awkward kiss given after a first date.
“Thank you for taking me out here. I really enjoyed it.” You play with the bottom of your shirt and stare at the ground with a smile. SAPNAP smiles and walks a bit closer to you. “It was really fun. Thank you for coming with me.” He stares at your lips, silently asking to connect them together. You nod and he connects your lips together in a cute little kiss. Clearly, both of you can’t kiss for the life of anyone so very awkward... yet adorable.
QUACKITY - Chaotic; Lawful
Small kisses littered across the other’s face.
During the mcc tournament, you come in when he gets a win. Both of you screaming because who wouldn’t. “Ayo, get baby!” He gets kisses all over his face, everywhere. Not missing a single spot. “Thank you babe. I love you.” He kisses your face everywhere now. “I love you too. Hype him up chat.”
Sneaking away to a hidden corner to share a secretive kiss.
Now mans does get stressed because he has a casino to run and running a business can do things to you. You know that because you work there as a bartender and he always asks for a drink almost everyday. “How about we try something else today?” He nods and watches you hop the bar to walk to a dark corner of the casino. You connect your lips to his and he immediately melts in the kiss. After you pull away, a love-struck grin is on his face and he feels like he’s fucking flying. “Can I have one more for the road?” You nod and kiss him again before walking out of the dark corner.
A kiss that is leading to more, but is interrupted by a third party.
Pushed against his desk in his office, making out feverously like you won’t see each other in years. Your legs around his hips tightly as your hands tangle around his neck, pulling him impossibly closer to your body. Hearing the door open, both of your heads looks over to see no other than Charlie Slimecicle. “You saw nothing.” You say to Charlie. “I saw nothing.” He closes the door quickly. “Yeah that’s enough.” You get up off his desk as he pouts. “You’ll get me later.”
Staring at each other’s lips for a moment before moving closer, as if drawn together by some unseen force.
Laying together in a pillow fort in the living room seems so intimate and wonderful even though you’re fucking tired. “If you’re tired, go to sleep. I’ll be here when you wake up, I promise.” He smiles at your tired state. Currently you’re laying in his lap, your curly locks going into your eyes, and he’s looking down at you with an adoring smirk on his face at you trying to stay awake. You’re eyes dart to his lips and you just stare. He notices and does the same to yours. He slowly brings your whole body close to him and lifts your head towards him, since you’re too tired to do so. Your lips connect and sparks are everywhere around the both of you.
A kiss pressed to the top of the head.
You woke up way too early according to QUACKITY, you think he’s right. Soon after making food for the both of you and finishing your meal, you fell asleep on the couch. QUACKITY wakes up and walks downstairs when you aren’t next to him. He finds his breakfast on the table with a small note that you decided to write. He spots the hearts and doodles around the paper and he chuckles. He sees the ‘I love you’ at the end of the paper and that makes him all giggly as the butterflies fly around in his stomach. He hears shuffling on the couch and there you are. He smiles even wider than before and then kisses your head lightly, trying not wake you up. “I love you too.” He whispers softly against your head before leaving you to sleep while he eats.
SLIMECICLE (CHARLIE) - Sarcastic; Playful; Empathetic
An accidental brush of lips followed by a pause and going back for another, on purpose.
You really didn’t mean to catch him off guard like that but you kinda enjoyed it. “I didn’t mean to CHARLIE. We can just forget it happened o-” “I don’t want to forget though.” His hand is in yours now and you’re just allowing him to do whatever. His hands trail up your arms to your neck as he leans towards your lips, eyes closing in the process. You do the same and feel both of your lips connect. It was the best decision ever to mess with CHARLIE.
Throwing their arms around the other person’s neck, hugging them close before kissing them passionately on the lips.
When CHARLIE popped out of that vent, you were literally about to cry in happiness. “What the hell are you doing?!” He smirks at your expression and holds your face. “Checking on you of course. You sounded super weird.” You chuckle and wrap your arms around his slimy neck... not that that bothered you. He pulls you closer to him and connects your lips together in a short but sweet kiss. “I only sounded weird because you were in a vent dumbass.”
Tucking their hands beneath the other person’s shirt, just to watch them break the kiss and gasp in surprise at the sensation of cold/warm hands on their skin.
Laying against CHARLIE’S slimy chest in your shared bed felt so lovely and you didn’t even mind the slime at all. “CHARLIE, can I have a kiss?” He smiles down at you lovingly and kisses the top of your head. “On my lips babe.” You slide up and straddle his waist. You then lean down and kiss his lips. His lips were surprisingly smooth for a slime hybrid. You gasp at the feeling of CHARLIE’S cold hands underneath CHARLIE’S your shirt. “CHARLIE! Your hands are really cold.” He chuckles at your face and ends it with a smirk. “Sorry, I couldn’t resist.”
An unexpected kiss that shocks the one receiving it.
Walking through the streets of Las Nevadas has never felt better. You hear footsteps from behind you and you turn to see CHARLIE running towards you at full speed. Quackity laughing at him, you figured he made CHARLIE do this. He hugs you then changes it into a dip. He connects his lips with yours in a small kiss. Without noticing, your hands tangle into his hair, pulling him closer to you. He pulls away and helps you stand. “I LOVE YOU Y/N!!!” He screams, keeping the smile on his face. You smile back at him with a giggle. “I LOVE YOU TOO CHARLIE!!!” You yelled, not being able to control your laughter.
Short and sweet kiss after meeting up for a date.
“Y/N!!! HEY!!!” He was way too excited for the date that he was jiggling with excitement and a lot of love. You smirk and walk over to your doofus boyfriend known as CHARLIE SLIMECICLE. You both decided to walk on a nature trail for a date which made you excited because you loved animals. It’s like a walk-through zoo with no barriers between the animals. You wait by the path and smile when he kisses your lips, his lips soft as he giggles against your lips. “Shall we?” He asks, playfully giving you his arm. You take his arm and nod. “We shall.”
WILBUR SOOT - Cocky; Self-Assured
Laying a gentle kiss to the back of the other’s hand.
You’re first meeting with Mr. SOOT was something else. When he first saw you, he immediately straightened up his outfit and made his way over to you before anyone else could. “Hello, who might you be?” You smile at his confident self and shook your head with a small chuckle. “I’m Y/n.” He goes to introduce himself but you stop him with your hand. “I know who you are, you’re Mr. SOOT or WILBUR.” A light tint of pink forms on his cheeks and you giggle. He recovers by grasping your hand gently in his own and leaving a small kiss on the back of it. “I hope we meet again Y/n.” You leave and before you got farther away, Tommy looks at his brother like he’s crazy. “YOU FUCKING SIMP AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!” “I’M NOT A SIMP!!!!”
Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference.
You both sit on the stairwell in your dorm building. “My roommate’s coming. They have a key, thank god.” WILBUR laughs at you and gets up to stretch from sitting. He moves down a couple of steps of the stairwell and you stand. You notice you’re taller than him on a the top step and start giggling. He turns towards you while fixing his beanie. “What’s so funny, love?” He starts giggling with you slightly. “I’m taller than you on the stairs.” You smirk lovingly at your 6′5 boyfriend. He comes to the first step in front of you. “Now we’re the same height kinda?” You smile and kiss his lips. His hands trail from your arms to your shoulders to your hips while your hands rest in his hair. Your roommate is watching from behind you and coughs to get your attention. You pull away and look at them with a blush forming on your face while WILBUR smirks at your roommate. “Come on, Y/n. Hi WILBUR, how’s it going?” They ask with a smirk. “Kissing my girlfriend, the usual. I have to go, bye Y/n.”
One person has to bend down in order to kiss their partner, who is standing on their tip-toes to reach their partner’s.
Currently dancing around your shared kitchen with your pet Golden Retriever, Graham because why not. WILBUR is currently streaming so you decided to make him some dinner. You didn’t hear him humming along to the song while leaning against the wall near the kitchen. You jump when his arms wrap around your slightly small figure. “Hey love <3.” WILBUR kisses the top of your head basically your flipping curly hair that you haven’t combed yet. “Hey WILBUR. You fucking scared me.” You feel him smile in your curls and you smile yourself. You turn to look at your extremely tired boyfriend. You stand on your tip-toes and push your lips out with your eyes closed, waiting for WILBUR to kiss you. You hear him chuckle which causes you to smile a bit. He bends down and kisses your lips lightly. “Thank you bubs.” You smile at him lovingly.
Kisses that start on their fingers and run up their arm, eventually ending on their lips.
You walk into the room that Philza walked into that held his son or your boyfriend, WILBUR SOOT. “WILBUR, don’t do this please. I love you.” Tears stream down your cheeks and you feel you’re breath escaping your lungs. Phil moves out of the way for you to talk to him. “Please WILBUR, don’t leave me alone! I don’t want to be alone!” He smiles at your face and moves his hands to cup your cheeks. He wipes the warm, salty tears from your face and brings you in for a hug. He starts kissing your fingertips, then up your arm which makes you smile a bit. He ends it on your lips and pushes you towards Phil. WILBUR smiles once more at you and presses the button. Phil protects both of you with his wings. You’re rubbing your eyes with the back of your hands, clearing the dust from your eyes. You see a sword through WILBUR’s chest and immediately scream. You held his body for a long time, not caring about the blood staining your shirt. Tommy sat up there with you, crying and comforting you.
Pulling away from a kiss, whispering words of love against each other’s lips.
Knocking is heard at the door of your shared house with WILBUR. Throwing on one of his old sweaters and his beanie, you quickly make your way towards your door. Once you open the door, tears are rolling down your cheeks and you bring the ghost into a hug. “Hey lovely!” After talking to him for some time, he’s GHOSTBUR not WILBUR but it just makes you happy in general to have your mans back. You kiss him for the first time in forever and pull away slightly so your lips are still touching. “I missed you so much. I love you Ghostie.” You mumble against his cool lips. “I love you too Y/n.” 
GEORGENOTFOUND - Naive; A Follower
One person tracing the other’s lips with a fingertip until they can’t resist any longer, tilting their chin towards them for a kiss.
Putting makeup on George is pretty difficult with him moving so much. “George, try to stay still.” You giggle out with a small smile on your face. The chat is going like about 100 miles per second and you lightly trace GEORGE’s lips with a finger to fix the lip gloss. You really just realized how pretty his lips are when he smiles. You tilt his chin upwards a bit and tell him to close his eyes. He follows your order and you connect your lips together in a sweet kiss. “Y/N!!! My viewers.” You look at chat and laugh. “Let them fucking watch.” You kiss him again and his face gets really red.
A breathy demand: “Kiss me” - and what the other person does to respond.
After dancing around the park like idiots, you both rolled down the hill together. When you both reached the bottom, he was under you and you were on top of him. You both stare into each others’ eyes with love which makes you both smile. You watch him bring his lips forward and whisper out a small ‘kiss me’. You, of course, kiss George passionately, he smiles into the kiss out of happiness. “I love you Y/n.” “I love you George. We should probably head back.”
A chaste kiss given to each other because they are in mixed company.
You couldn’t believe that Quackity invited almost everyone to Las Nevadas, including yourself and GEORGE. “I really thought he didn’t like me or you.” GEORGE whispers into your ear. You point to your ear to let him know your hearing aid wasn’t in and he nods. He says it again in sign language which makes you punch him in the arm. ‘Quackity likes us GEORGE, I mean he needs some people to come to his casino.’ GEORGE smiles and continues to walk through the casino while saying hi to everyone we see. After a while, you get bored of just sitting there so you pull GEORGE up by his sleeve and pull him into a dark corner in the casino. ‘What happened?’ You shake your head and place a kiss on his cheek. You walk back to your seat with him just staring at you with a lot of passion.
A hello/good-bye kiss that is given without thinking - where neither person thinks twice about it.
You walk through your cabin looking for something when GEORGE comes over and kisses your lips softly. “Hey babe, do you need help finding anything?” He asks looking at you directly. “Yeah, I’m trying to find a colorful bag with a bunch of makeup in it. Remember, I’m in charge of the makeup crew for the play.” GEORGE nods and snaps his fingers with a smile. He runs upstairs and appears in a few seconds with the exact bag I was looking for. I gasp and kiss his lips. “I’ll see you later GOGY.” 
Deep kisses where they have their hands tangled in each other’s hair to pull them closer.
You see the big house you rented for the summer on the top of the hill. “It looks so cool!” You squeal out in excitement. GEORGE smiles at the excited look on your face. “It looks like a fucking mansion! Did you guys rent a fucking mansion?!” You ask, your eyes practically sparkling. The trio nods and chuckles at your happy stims. When you pull up to the house, not a house the fucking mansion, you are doing a lot of stims, all of them excited and happy. GEORGE loves it when you stim happily. You’re hopping next to Dream, waiting for him to open it. He looks at you with a smirk and shakes his head. “Go look around Y/n, we’ll get the stuff.” You practically zoom into the mansion and find yourself in a humongous library. The boys can hear you screaming from the entrance and smile. “I see Y/n found the library. I’ve never seen them like this before, it’s so cool!” Sapnap cheers out and carries the food to the kitchen. GEORGE smiles again and shakes his head, keeping the smile there. “They haven’t even seen the best part.” You rush down the stairs and hug GEORGE tightly. “Show me now. I’m excited!” You put your hands in his and the two boys wave him off to go with you. He closes your eyes and leads you to the best part. “Open them.” You see the biggest, most beautiful ballroom in your whole life. You were so busy gushing about how it reminded you of Beauty and The Beast because of the balcony. You hear music from the movie mentioned and smile. GEORGE bows and reaches a hand out to you. “May I have this dance, Lady Y/n?” You smile and curtsy at him. “You may, Sir GEORGE.” He twirled you around and leads you both to the balcony at the end of the song. Your hands rest in his hair, tangling and messing it up a bit with a smile fresh on your face. “Thank you.” You pull his face towards you into a deep kiss. GEORGE smiled into it and wrapped his arms around your waist. Little did you two know, Sapnap and Dream finished loading the mansion with stuff and recorded the two of you dancing for twitter to see. (this was long, so sorry)...
DREAM (CLAY) - Generous; Manipulative; Humorous
Morning kisses that are exchanged before either person opens their eyes, kissing blindly until their lips meet in a blissful encounter.
Laying next to CLAY means morning kisses, it’s like a small game where both of your eyes are closed but you both need to find their lips before the other. CLAY’s lips touch your cheek blindly, his hand resting on your waist, slightly squeezing it. Your lips touch his forehead and you whine at being wrong making CLAY giggle at your whining. His lips touch your nose which makes it scrunch up out of reflex. Your lips kiss the corner of his mouth. You open your eyes in victory and he opens his as well. “Did I win?” You mumble out tiredly, resting your mouth on his bare chest. His chuckles vibrate through his chest, making your head slightly come up and down rapidly, basically slapping your cheek against his chest. “I mean, I guess, you got the corner of my mouth. So, yep, you won, congrats Y/n.” You raise a tired fist to the sky and place it against his cheek. You scooch up his chest a bit and kiss his lips instead of the corner. He kisses back with a smile and you wrap your arms around his neck. “Can we stay like this for a bit Y/n?” You nod and nuzzle into his neck. “Of course CLAY. Wait, don’t you have a stream to-” “That can wait. I want to cuddle with my lover.”
Whispering “I love you” before a chaste, delicate kiss.
He lied to you again, his own fucking significant other! You are so done with him. You hear the door open from your cabin and don’t bother looking at your boyfriend. “What happened DREAM? Why do you always break your promises?” He gives you a small smile and walks over to the couch. You cross your arms over your chest and turn away from him. “Babe, Y/n, Sweetie, I had to do something for a friend.” You continue to look away from him. He’s done this too many times now. “Baby, I’m sorry. We can hang out right now.” You slightly turn towards him, just so he could see a tiny part of your pupil. “I promise. Truly. I can even be there when you wake up this time.” You turn to him fully and give him the slightest smile you can muster. When you fall asleep in his arms, he kisses your lips and then whispers a small ‘I love you.’ He found out he couldn’t stay because they needed him again.
A kiss so desperate that the two wind around each other, refusing to let go until they are finished.
You didn’t know that kissing him all day would end like this. His warm tongue pushed inside your mouth out of desperation from wanting you all fucking day. His hands roaming every single part of your body, every single thing he was doing was out of love and desperation for you. You’re really enjoying it though because you waited too long. A knock sounded at his door but you two were too into making out that you didn’t hear the door open and a small gasp from Drista. A loud bang against the wall makes you both turn towards his sister. “Jesus, I told you we shouldn’t have done that CLAY!” You look towards his sister. “I’m so sorry you had to see that. What were you going to ask?” She looks at her brother and you with her mouth still agape in shock. “Where’s the bleach, CLAYTON?” 
Weak, sweaty kisses because it’s unbearably hot.
“Come on CLAY. Keep up.” Your boyfriend was so far behind and you literally just got started on this run. “Can’t we just go to the beach?” He whines at the hot heat. “Do you wanna run 5 more miles to the beach?” You say back at him, running in place. He groans at that idea but agrees anyway. You feel fine from running 5 miles, CLAY didn’t at all. He sat near the water at the beach and just sat there. He sighs in relief when the water hit his body. You laugh at him and pile on top of him. Sweat mixing with sweat, kinda gross but lovely when it’s your boyfriend. You kiss his lips and squeal into it when you feel the cold water hit your feet.
One person stopping a kiss to ask “Do you want to do this?”, only to have the other person answer with a deeper, more passionate kiss.
XD was feeling a bit insecure about you hanging out with other guys other than him. He thinks you’ll leave him at any moment and forget that you guys ever had a relationship. “Y/n?” You hum, waiting for his question. You expected it to be about more things that you enjoy or something about what you were cooking today. “Do you want me anymore?” You immediately turn toward him after hearing that. “What makes you think that I don’t want you? I love you XD.” He shrugs, not looking at you at all. He knows exactly why but he doesn’t feel like it’s right to tell you, he wants you to have fun but he always wants to be with you. You notice he’s distracted and you drop the pasta spoon back into the pot. You rush into his arms immediately to pull his mask to the side and pull him into a kiss. You throw your arms around his neck and tangle your fingers in his hair. He lets out a surprised noise at the sudden kiss. You pull away from him, a trail of saliva connects your lips together. “I love you baby. Let’s go cuddle.” He allows his hand to be taken in yours and his body to float.
TECHNOBLADE - Violent; Voices; Anarchist
A kiss paired with a tight hug, knocking the breath out of the person being hugged.
When you saw him, your battered and beaten boyfriend coming back home with a soft smile on his face, you literally were tearing up. It’s been a long time. “TECHNO!” You yell out to him with happy tears flowing down your eyes. You lift your baggy pants so their not touching the snow and run to him as quickly as possible. He chuckles and opens his arms to you after putting Karl back into his stable. “TECHNO!” You tackle him to the ground in a hug which makes him grunt and make happy squeals at you. You kiss his lips and tangle your hands in his long hair, messing up the ponytail. “Hi Y/n. It’s nice to see you again as well.” He laughs and helps you up after getting himself up.
Kissing tears from the other’s face.
You knew this was bound to happen. You, on the floor, bleeding out because you didn’t fucking listen and TECHNO sitting next to you, crying and begging you not to leave him. It was too painful for you to watch him cry like this. “Babe, TECHNO. It’s okay.” Your weak hand rests on his cheek and softly caresses it. “It’s ok Y/n, Phil’s coming to help you, just keep your eyes open.” You give him a weak and short laugh and shake your head. “Phil’s not going to make it in time. I’m dying and it’s getting hard to breathe.” TECHNO grasps your hand in his and looks at you, shaking his head. “TECHNO, it’s ok. Come here.” He obeys and you hold his face with both of your hands. You kiss his tears away, tasting the saltiness while gripping his hand. Phil opens the door and sees you bleeding out, immediately he tries to help. “P-Phil, I’m not going to m-make it. I’m sorry T-TECHNO, yo-you’re going to have to g-go on without me.” 
Wild, breathless kisses brought on by a heartfelt gift.
You knew you were pregnant for a little while now, TECHNO didn’t know yet, that’s all, meaning you didn’t know how to tell him. “Phil, I don’t know how he’s going to react to me telling him this. I also don’t know how to tell him.” Phil places a cup of herbal tea in front of you and smiles. “Buy a baby outfit and give it to him as a present. That tea’s also good for the baby :).” He gives you a cheeky wink and goes back to doing whatever he was doing before. “When?” You ask him after taking a sip of the hot liquid. “Whenever you feel ready to.” You nod and chug the rest of the liquid down your throat. You get up and head to the door but before you turn the handle, you look toward Phil with a smile. “Can I have a packet of that tea?” Phil laughs and hands you a packet. When you get the baby shirt and come back home, TECHNO is sitting on the couch in the living room, patching himself up. You try to see if you can sneak your way into the kitchen to put the packet away. “Where were you Y/n?” You smirk and tuck the shirt into your pocket. “At Phil’s, why?” He gets up and makes his way over to you, wrapping his arms around your waist with a small smile. “No reason.” You smile along with him and chuckle. “I bought you a gift, close your eyes TECHNO.” He does as he’s told and holds one hand out. You place the cotton baby shirt in his hand and smile. He opens his eyes and then at the shirt. He looks confused at first and then his eyes widened. “You’re joking right?” You shake your head with a smile. “How many months has it been?” “5 months.” He smiles and brings you in for a kiss which you gladly accept. It’s been at least two minutes before he removed his lips from yours. You both pant heavily and then smirk at each other. He picks you up and spins you around. Finally, a big happy family.
A kiss so passionate, so perfect - that after they part, neither person can open their eyes for a few moments afterwards.
Your lips brush over his and then finally connect into a kiss. It was extremely passionate and you definitely were enjoying every second of it. TECHNO shows how much he loves you by giving you some physical affection, not in public of course. You both pull away from the passionate kiss that made both of you dizzy, eyes still closed in euphoria. “I love you TECHNO :).” “I love you too Y/n.” Cuddles galore afterward too lol.
Distracting kisses from someone that are meant to stop the other person from finishing their work, and give them kisses instead.
TECHNOBLADE was currently making potions and crafting with Ranboo and you were getting bored upstairs. Ranboo is practically like a child to you since he usually comes over to see you or TECHNO. You get up and climb down the ladder to see your two boys working together on a brewing project. “Mix these together to get a fire resistance potion.” Ranboo reaches for his journal and writes down the recipe for the potion. They continue working even as you’re staring at them from the ladder in the basement. You watched TECHNO’s muscles and his hands tensing when he twists the caps off of bottles. “Hey Y/n.” You look towards Ranboo who gives you a small smile. “Hey Ranboo.” You make your way over to your boyfriend and rub his shoulders. “You guys should rest. I could make food.” You hug TECHNO from behind and kiss him on the neck slowly. Ranboo sits there like ‘should i be leaving or should i just avert my eyes?’ You kiss his lips and walk upstairs. “I think we did enough brewing today, we’ll do more tomorrow.” Ranboo climbs up the ladder, waves goodbye and leaves. Ranboo knew exactly what you were doing to TECHNOBLADE.
PHILZA - Resilient; Kind; Hard-Working
A small, fleeting kiss - which is immediately followed by a passionate, hungry kiss.
You sit near the lake with a small smile on your face, watching your boyfriend walk through the woods. PHIL told you not to come but when do you listen anyway. Climbing through the trees as quietly as you could, you find yourself ahead of him and grab onto a vine. When you hear his footsteps getting closer, you grip the vine to hang upside down and slide down the vine. “Hey PHIL.” He screams and jumps back, wings puffing up as an act of being scared. PHIL starts laughing soon afterward though. “What the hell are you doing, mate?” You smile and swing forward to kiss his lips quickly then disappear into the tree, making PHIL laugh out loud, keeping the smile on his face. You come back down from behind him and giggle. You turn him around and connect your lips together again. Very nice, kissing in a cool forest.
Starting with bunny kisses before moving on to soft kisses.
You watch your boys play outside from the window in the kitchen and smile. You finish up dinner and arrange the plates for everyone. You step outside on the porch and call out to them to come inside. Tommy gets through the door before Wilbur which causes Wilbur to groan in annoyance and Techno to laugh along with PHIL. Tommy gives you a hug and a kiss on the cheek and you do the same but with repetition. Wilbur kisses you on the cheek and you do the same thing you did with Tommy. Even Techno got kisses. Now, PHIL gets bunny kisses and then you kiss his lips softly. His wings flap with excitement and love with your kisses. “WHAT A SIMP!” Tommy shouts, startling you and PHIL. “Don’t worry Y/n, it’s just because he’s single.” Wilbur says with a chuckle.
Brushing a kiss along the shell of the other person’s ear.
You sat next to PHIL on your knees and smiled at him deviously. He looked over at you like ‘what the hell are you doing?’. The smile was still there when you leaned over his lap and bit his earlobe. “Y/n, behave yourself.” PHIL laughed out. You shake your head playfully and kiss up the shell of his ear as softly as you could. PHIL exhales through his mouth in a sensual manner but then let’s out a soft chuckle, his wings twitching as a reaction too. “PHIL, I’m not doing anything to harm you.” You say innocently. “Then what do you call it, mate?” He asks, leaning a bit closer to you. “Loving you, what did you think I was doing MR. MINECRAFT?” He laughs out loud at the nickname you gave him.
A kiss that tastes of the food/dessert they are eating.
You place your lips against PHIL’s as he mumbles the rest of the conversation against you. “PHIL, stop trying to continue your conversation and love me.” You mumble against his lips playfully. He pulls away from you, stabs his mochi (the ones with ice cream inside uwu) and puts it into his mouth with a smile. “This tastes really good, it was a good decision to get these.” Once he swallows his mochi and coats it all over his tongue, you pull him forward by the back of his neck to connect your lips together again. Your tongue traces the inside of his mouth, tasting the coffee mochi on his tastebuds. “Ok, Y/n what was that kiss for, sweetheart?” You smile at him and kiss his nose. “So I could see what flavor it was and how good it is. I like coffee so that’s a yessir for me.” You watch his wings flutter in excitement.
Kisses shared under an umbrella.
(Technically not an umbrella but go with it ok..) You being the childish adult you are splash in puddles while PHIL protects his body with his wings. “Y/n, mate, why can’t you do that in the tub when we get home?” You look at him through your Elvin eyes and smile. “I can do that when I get home as well, right now, I want to appreciate the rain with open arms :).” He shakes his head in disbelief and chuckles with a loving expression from watching you dance in the rain. “You’re going to get a cold. Come here, mate.” You reluctantly skip over to PHIL, hair in your eyes. He wraps his arms around your waist and uses one of his wings as an umbrella while the other one wraps around you for warmth. “Nice right?” You nod and huddle closer to your lover. You look up at him and pucker out your lips for him to kiss. He laughs at you in his head and places his soft lips against yours in a sweet kiss. “Let’s head home, I’m tired.”
KARL JACOBS - Friendly; Funny; Loves Friends <3
French kisses where they trace every tooth with their tongues as though trying to memorize them.
You really didn’t expect this from KARL, you didn’t think he could be so bold. Your lips were against his in a very passionate French kiss, slobber dripping out of the corner of your mouth. You could really care less though, you were too busy kissing KARL aka the love of your life. His tongue traces over every single spot in your mouth, including every tooth. KARL pulls away and wipes at his lips, disconnecting the small trail of spit from each other. “Did you like that? Was I too forward with that?” You could tell he was kind of still freaking out about it even though you really enjoyed it. “KARL, babe, I’m fine. It was actually enjoyable. Can we do it again please?” You looked at him with a soft smile. “Of course Y/n.”
Butterfly kisses against the other’s cheeks.
(Aha~ you’re a butterfly) You’re bright (f/c) wings faded into a white at the tips which KARL adored. You see him over by the flower field and immediately flutter over to him. You hold him close to him and almost tackle him to the ground. “Hey baby. What are you doing?” KARL smiles and places his masterpiece on your head. “I made flower crowns for me, you and Sapnap so we could all stand out together.” You move close to his cheek and rub your eyelashes against the chubby flesh, making him giggle. “Why did you do that?” He asks, placing his own flower crown on his head. “It’s a butterfly kiss. I love you KARL and thank you for the flower crown.” KARL smiles while stuffing Sapnap’s crown carefully into the small backpack.
Kisses exchanged as they move around, hitting the edges of tables or nearly tripping over things on the floor before making it to the sofa, or bed.
Wrapping your legs around KARL’s waist, he makes his way through the house while kissing you very passionately. You feel your ass hit the edge of the table and you whine a bit into the kiss. He’s about to pull away to check to see if you’re ok but you pull him back by the back of his hoodie, basically telling him not to worry about it. He continues making his way upstairs to the bedroom almost tripping over the rug and still hitting the edges of tables. When he plops you down on the bed, you’re looking expectantly at him and he just lays next to you. “Can we cuddle?” You laugh and shake your head. “You don’t need to ask KARL.”
Kisses exchanged while one person sits on the other’s lap.
Watching a movie with Sapnap and KARL is a weird experience because both men are making weird jokes. You smile at the beautiful relationship the both of them have. “Ok, we get it, you love KARL and KARL loves you, probably more than me.” You say, paying attention to the Disney movie they both picked. You could feel their eyes on you and you decided to make eye contact with them both. KARL has the smuggest smile on his face when he looks at you. “Are you jealous Y/n?” A light feeling of heat makes it’s way to your face as you look away. “No, I’m not. What made you think I was jealous?” Sapnap gets up to go to the bathroom and sends KARL a quick wink. You look as Sapnap shuts the door to the bathroom. After you hear the click of the lock, you hop onto KARL’s lap and look away from him. “I will admit that I was jealous without him here.” He laughs and rests his hands on your hips. “I love you so much, you know that right. You’re my little possibility. You smile and kiss his lips passionately, your tongue slipping into his mouth. Your tongue touches every single spot in his mouth, tasting the butter from the popcorn in his mouth. You pull away when you hear clapping from Sapnap who was back from the bathroom. “Well done, I guess you were jealous sweetheart.” (eyebrow raise lol)
A kiss that lasts so long, they are sharing each other’s breaths.
(you’re a dog!hybrid lol) You guys find a beach with Sapnap and George. “This is so pretty, how did you boys find it?” Sapnap shrugs and replies ‘just wandering around I guess’. You remove your sweatshirt to reveal your (f/c) bathing suit underneath it. The men knew how much you loved the ocean. You immediately run into the ocean and relax as soon as the water touches you. Your tail wags and you are as happy as ever. The boys make their way into the water with you and play around with each other. KARL is mostly staring at you, he got tackle underwater and he watched you swim over to him. You smiled at him, bubbles escaping your mouth. You bring him closer to you and pull him into a kiss. You share your air with him and then come up together, making George and Sapnap gag. “Stop being jealous that I’m loved.”
FUNDY -  Extreme Creativity; Loves Building; Schemes 
Wet kisses after finding refuge from the rain.
FUNDY hates the fucking rain so you should’ve known not to bring him with you. “Come on FUNDY, let’s just stay at the hotel for a day so we can go home tomorrow.” He nods and follows you quickly to the hotel nearby. His fur was really wet so he looked like he was melting, reminding you of a snow man or ice cream cone. You giggle at your wet boyfriend as he moves the fur out of his eyes. “A room for two please.” You get handed the key and you climb up the ladder to your shared room. While in the room, you smile at your boyfriend and kissed him on the cheek. “Thank you for coming with me, honeybun.” He looks away and responds with ‘no problem’. You know he’s fluster by the way his tail is wagging 
Cleaning the other person’s lips with a lick and a kiss.
“Y/n, come on.” FUNDY was quick to pull you along and put you on your horse, Nutmeg. “Where are we going?” His ears twitch and he audially smirks. “It’s a surprise. You’ll like it.” You notice that you guys are going up hill, which makes you think of things that you’ve never thought before, imagination going wild. “Are you going to murder me and then push me down a hill so no one can find the body?” You ask, looking at him with complete seriousness. FUNDY let’s out a loud laugh and looks at you with adoration. “Y/n, I would never kill you, I love you too much. We’re here.” He helps you off of Nutmeg who nuzzles against you when you’re on the ground. He sets up a blanket on the ground and places the wrapped up food on the blanket. He packed your favorite foods and drinks which makes you smile happily. FUNDY finishes his chocolate lava cake soon after you were done slurping down your bubble tea. “FUNDY, come here real quick.” He moves closer to you, his ears twitching and his tail wagging and hitting the ground. You gently grasp his cheek and pull him toward you as nicely as possible. You lick the side of his cheek where the chocolate was coating. His blush is very evident on his face which makes you smile. You move forward and kiss his lips. “You had something on the side of your face.” You smile at him stumbling over his words and relax on the ground.
A gentle kiss that quickly descends into passion, with little regard for what’s going on around them.
When FUNDY brought you over to introduce you to his father, Wilbur, it was absolutely chaos because two children and some pig guy with a good sense of style was around for the whole thing. “FUNDY’S A SIMP!!” One of the teenagers scream out from a different corridor. Your fox boyfriend smiles and looks away with a light blush evident on his face. “HE’S A SIMP FOR ME. NOT MY FAULT YOU’RE SINGLE!” You scream back at the teen down the corridor. You smile and pull your boyfriend closer to you. His hands go around your waist as he connects his lips to yours, not caring that Wilbur and the random pig guy was watching you both. “I didn’t need to see that.” The pig said and walked out of the room to his potato farm. When you pull away from him, everyone is watching (except for techno, mans has better things to do) with open mouths.
Tentative kisses given in the dark.
When you both first started dating, FUNDY’s fur was turning slightly white, it was really pretty. Your little fox baby was turning into a artic fox baby. It’s been 3 months into your relationship and you decided to watch a movie with him. (I’ll say it was during Christmas because Home Alone) Cuddling on the couch and watching Home Alone, (you have to pay for your pizza sir lol) you noticed FUNDY staring at your lips, like waiting for the right moment to kiss you. To be honest, you really wanted him to kiss you (who wouldn’t  to be honest). Trying to give him confidence in some way, shape or form, you reach your hands into his fur and look at the white pieces. “I love this. It’s so pretty and awesome, it makes you stand out. I love you.” It looks like he’s about to lean in to kiss you but then you hear Kevin scream from the TV which causes both of your heads to shoot to the bright light in the dark room. FUNDY let’s out a sigh and continues to watch some of the movie and your lips. “You know you can kiss me if you want to, I don’t mind.” You say, thinking it would give him confidence to do it. FUNDY leans in, a bit hesitant at first. You rub the back of his head, telling him you want it. He wraps his arms around your waist, pulling you closer to him. Lips are connected quickly and man, he’s good at it. 
A kiss, followed by more that trail down the jaw and neck.
Bursting into his room, you are all over him after him teasing you repeatedly during the day. FUNDY falls backwards on the couch with a small smile on his face and clearly out of breath with his loud panting. “Why’d you tease me today?” You ask him, pinning him down on the cushions. He laughs and shakes his head, telling you he won’t tell you anything. “Ok, fine play that game. I’ll get something out of you.” You kiss his lips roughly as he struggles to touch you in any way. “Yeah, you’re not touching me. So stop trying to.” You trail kisses along his jawline which makes him let out small squeaks. You trail your tongue along his jaw and slowly down to his neck. You kiss his neck then bite him playfully. You pull away with a smile, FUNDY’s looking at you with a sort of sadness. “Wait, don’t just leave me here like this!” He says as he follows you upstairs.
 OOF... uh that very abrupt ending on FUNDY’s was a bit much... oof should’ve turned it down a notch but any who I don’t really care, I warned you up there that it’s suggestive... oh well. I hope you guys enjoy this anyway.  
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lulu-tutu · 6 months ago
Dream: Do you remember the plan now that I’ve explained it to you for the last 15 minutes?
(Y/n): Yes!
Dream: Are you lying to me?
(Y/n): Yes!
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(Y/n): Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Wilbur: Rude.
Tommy: That’s fair.
Philza: Not again.
Technoblade: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?
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(Y/n): Listen, I’m going to need you to relax.
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Technoblade: Do you want to kick your own ass or should I do it for you?
(Y/n): Oh, uh, well I guess if you’re giving me the option, I’ll kick my own ass.
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(Y/n): You see, I’ve made a breakthrough.
Philza: Really? What is it?
(Y/n): I hate myself.
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Did I make another one of these to make up for the fact that I haven’t got my other requests out? Perhaps. Hopefully they should be out soon! For now, go ahead and still send me anything! <3
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mothra-mcyt · 7 months ago
Could you do Philza, Wilbur and Dream reacting to a young reader streaming and getting weirdchamp donos? Please and thank you :)
☾ Philza, Wilbur, Dream, Schlatt reacting to young reader getting weirdchamp donos ☽
!Warning: Inappropriate donos, nsfw elements, mentions of sh!
(wrist reveal = something people comment on tiktoks as a joke to hurt people who they think self harm. Saying wrist reveal implies that they think you have self harm scars on your wrist.)
》 Dream 《
He likes listening to your stream in the background while playing video games so he always makes sure that your chat is behaving
Kinda zoned out he only half listened to the tts dono you got
"Not be be rude or anything but i would rail you. You are very hot. Anyway"
Blinking in 'wtf did i just hear' he looked over to your stream to see you tense up at the dono but continue to act like nothing happened
Looking at the chat he saw most people spamming 'Weirdchamp' in all caps but some even agreed with the dono saying 'True'
The weird people in chat got bammed immediately aswell as the dono getting banned by him
Knowing that you probably just want chat to move on from what just happened he send a message in chat to get their attention on him and away from the dono
》 Wilbur 《
You were doing a late night stream and because of Will's fucked up sleep schedule he decided to join and hang out with you
Your stream was up on his other monitor so he could watch what you were playing and ban weird people from your chat
He was explaining something to you that he obsessed over a while ago when he noticed you going quiet and seeing you tense up in your facecam
Glancing over to the dono alert he realised what made you uncomfortable
"Can we please get you in a maid dress with cat ears for if you know what i mean ;)"
"Dono, first of all, that is incredibly inappropriate, second if you have are that fucking horny for a minor go fuck yourself. Thank you. Anyway."
Yeah that person definitely got banned by Wilbur
He acts like an older brother to you so seeing someone saying that is just completely disgusting to him
》 Philza 《
It's just in his nature to act like a father figure to every person younger than him and we know that he's very strict with banning weird people from chat
You decided to turn on your face cam today which usually happens very rarely but today you felt like it
Most of the dono's were very nice telling you how good you look today which made you very happy
"Y/N only fans? jk unless 😳"
Not knowing how to react you froze for a few seconds and tried your best to pretend like nothing happened
The mods already went to ban the person who sent the dono
Phil knowing that you get really uncomfortable with stuff like that dmed you on discord asking if you were alright which warmed your heart a little seeing how much he cares about his friends well being
Just Dadza crafting a belt
》 Schlatt 《
You decided to do a late night stream on the origin smp because you were bored
After half an hour Schlatt joined as "Fragrance man" because he enjoys your company and because he just wanted to have a little fun
He had your stream up on another monitor from because he was watching it before hanging out with you and to see what your chat was typing
Completely in a bit he showed his "fragrance power"
"Y/N, what sent should i summon next?"
Waiting a few seconds he got concerned when he didn't hear anything from you
Looking over to your stream he saw what was wrong
"Y/N make a wrist reveal"
Schlatt only found out a while ago what a wrist reveal was because you explained it to him once
"Sorry chat, Y/N has to go for a sec. They'll be right back."
Texting you on discord Schlatt asked if you're alright and wanted to keep streaming or if you wanted to stop streaming after that
Deciding you streamed long enough for today you quickly made up an excuse on why you had to end stream with Schlatt's help
Yeah the dude who send the dono was banned and Schlatt convinced you to make him a mod in your chat
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