#phooks not nukes

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Hemlo frems,

Turns out, Mum still have dis blog and wen doin a heckin read, she is laffing to herself. Think she so funny. So she gon start sharing again sumtimes.

For hermself moor dan you, I thinks.

Still. Here is reecent pikture of me. See, am still heckin hamsome.

#phooka #monster #cute #puppy #doggo #phooks not nukes #what the heck is this #funny dog #funny #just for fun

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Wat?

Is not that weird. Stop judgin.

#phooka #monster #phooks not nukes #cryptid #wtf is that #not a dog

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I was caught snoozin.

#sleepy #dog snoring #phooka #monster #puppy #cute #phooks not nukes #cryptid #snoozles

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Henlo, ladies. ❤️

#phooka #monster #cryptid #not a dog #phooks not nukes

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Thanks to locked down, Mum says I need haircut.

I disagrees. I still handsom.

Also, Mum remembered her Tumblrerer pass word, so i are back! :3

#phooka #monster #puppy #doggo #cute #haircut #lockdown #corona #shaggy dog #phooks not nukes

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Hope yous havin good sunshine day.

Big smiles 4 u.

#phooka #monster #puppy #doggo #cute #cute dog #phooks not nukes #cryptid #walk #sunny #sunny day

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Freshly groomed doggo.

I handsom.

#phooka #monster #phooks not nukes #cute #button #freshly groomed #cryptid

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Happy Fri-yay.

#friday #phooka #monster #puppy #cute #phooks not nukes #cryptid #button #what is this thing #puppy eyes

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I do a cuddle with my blanki. Made by my nana. <3

#phooka #monster #puppy #doggo #cute #cute dog #phooks not nukes #cryptid #button #cuddling #blankie

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Mum tooks this spoopy photo of me on our walk this moonin. It were all froggy. I dun like it. Can't see them threats, like birb or yogger. I does big boy growl anyways. Scares them off.

Tell dem other cryptids dis my patch.

#cryptid #monster #phooka #phooks not nukes #foggy #early morning walk #walking #dog walking #dog #puppy

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Mum is eatin porks in front of me. Givin my best 'never been fed eva onest' look but she not buying it

I crys instead

So cruel

#phooka #monster #doggo #cute dog #phooks not nukes #cryptid #eating #local monster has never been fed

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My button is wet and i am adorable.

#phooka #monster #puppy #doggo #cute #cute dog #phooks not nukes #cryptid #button

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Mum say I can't sits here cuz she is workin. I prove wrong.

#phooka #monster #phooks not nukes #cryptid #cute dog #sleepy

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Snoozin.

#phooka #monster #snoozles #cute #doggo #phooks not nukes #cryptid #why does he always hold his feet?

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Oh, henlo.

#sleepy #phooka #monster #cute #doggo #phooks not nukes #cryptid #button #get that camera out my face

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Okay. Sometimes I cute when I slep.

Off to the hairdresser today. Mum say she make me real dog. We see.

#phooka #monster #cute #phooks not nukes #cryptid #sleepy #groomer #trade in your goblin for a real dog