Genuinely curious, what’s up with Noir’s age? And what does it have to do with his 08/09 run? ((You may ignore if you wish :D))
i no longer have to do an extremely long explaination about comics noir because it has already been done here, by foolsocracy!!!!!!! really great breakdown of his very vague age, which is never said outright in the 08-09 run, only implied!! my own personal take on this is that he's 17-turning-18 in the first one, just about graduated high school but not able to afford college (see the panel below LOL)
this also got a little longer than i thought it would, so under the cut for the rest of it! the tl:dr is "itsv!noir is not the same as comics!noir, and people saying that he's 19 isn't strictly true. to me, he's around 30!"
eyes without a face (the 09 run!!) only takes place 8 months after, in september 1933, which makes peter 18-turning-19. this is more of a headcanon though!! (see the noir birthday poll, which made me a noir-is-a-december-baby truther)
(peter being a libra is mentioned once in the first issue of amazing spider-man (2015), mostly as a punchline, and a specific date of october 10th was given in another issue that i have lost. other media, like with the mcu, has his birthday on august 10th. but to me noir is a sagittarius and you cannot pry that from me)
the 2020 run of noir begins establishing the year as 1939, making peter around his mid-20s, and 25 if you believe me on the 'peter was 17 in noir 2008' LOL.... i won't lie though i haven't read this one properly i very quickly skimmed so pinch of salt regarding my takes on the 2020 run
noir being in his teens during the first original runs is why "itsv!noir is 17-19" goes around so often! i've seen that on tumblr, twitter AND on tiktok and i don't mind what people hc, but it has become a pet peeve when people say it like its canon even though it's never been mentioned by the writers or the art book. itsv!noir is similar to his comic counterpart, but his differences in his origin story make me interpret him as a different noir (like how peter b.'s dimension is 616B, making him... 90214B?)
again, we are straying from itsv canon/etc here because i'm deranged, but i personally hc noir as being 32! some of my friends think he's in his mid-20s, others think he's older, but really the only reason is that 32 is the midpoint between the other two peter parkers: ripeter was 26 and peter b is 38. he's also voiced by nic cage, which makes me think older in the first place!
i just like the idea that he's more experienced that ripeter, but hasn't gone through as much as peter b. he spends most of the movie being broody ("moral ambiguity of your actions!", "matches burn down to my fingertips", etc etc), or snarkier than you'd expect ("it's that easy" "who are you again?" "you gonna fight or are you just bumping gums" etc etc). he also very sweetly tells everyone that he loves them before he leaves !!! i feel like it can in fact be in character for a peter parker in his late 20-early 30s, distanced from his tragedies in his own world by time (he doesn't forget them, that's different !) being able to look out for the spiders around him.
okay now we are VERY deep into hc territory, but it makes him able to balance out the rest of the itsv spider-gang as an older-brother figure who's able to guide peni, miles and gwen but also be able to act as a voice of reason for peter b. and ham if the sitauation calls for it. that being said noir is still peter parker and is therefore capable of spider-esque tomfoolery, which can lead to him misjudging the need for a snarky one liner ("this is a pretty hard core origin story"). my characterisation of him is also very inspired by heyitsspiderman, the itsv fic that changed me for the better, and noir isn't even in it that much LOL
veering back into itsv!noir's age and your actual question though: he's always read older in the movies, and not at all 17-19. noir is always going to be around 30 (32 if i have to give a number) to me!! if anything, he did go through the same kind of 'canon events' as comics noir did, but is an older and more experienced version of him, with tweaks to the backstory (like a radioactive spider instead of a spider-god, and webshooters instead of organic webbing). there are reasons ofc to see him being younger (egg creams are non-alcoholic, and that if it's 1933, his comicsverse self would be 18-19 too) . however you must consider that sony didn't expand on this and therefore it's up to fan interpretation and also that
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🇨🇵 FRANÇAIS / FRENCH 🇨🇵
Juste une petite histoire inspirée de la photo.
HISTOIRE FICTIVE PERSONNELLE écrite en collaboration avec mon ami @tidodore2
HUMILIÉ PAR UN MAÎTRE TWITTER #4
ALPHAGODHARRY
- UN PATRON OU UN MAÎTRE ? -
PARTIE PAR submissivegayfrenchboy
Le sublime jeune maître AlphaGodHarry regardait son moche esclave lécher ses pieds, amusé et dégouté.
MAÎTRE ALPHAGODHARRY : "C'est bien larbin t'as rappliquer vite, maintenant mes pieds attendent ta langue !"
PARTIE DE tidodore2
ESCLAVE : "Oui maitre ! Merci de m'avoir installé une niche près de votre bureau. C'est un tel honneur de pouvoir ramper à vos divins pieds dès que j'entends la cloche 🛎 !"
PARTIE DE submissivegayfrenchboy
MAÎTRE ALPHAGODHARRY : "D'ailleurs je pense que le mieux serait de te virer et t'engager comme lécheur de pieds attitré."
PARTIE PAR tidodore2
ESCLAVE : "Oh non, pitié maitre ! Si je perd mon emploi, je vais me retrouver à faire les poubelles dans la rue pour survivre 😨 Il me faut un minimum de salaire pour vivre!"
PARTIE DE submissivegayfrenchboy
MAÎTRE ALPHAGODHARRY : "Oui tu as raison, t'auras un minimum de salaire. Tu sera payé moins cher que les nettoyeurs de chiottes, ça devrait suffire vu que tu es seul. Étant donné que t'es si moche que personne veut de toi. Et puis si tu dois vraiment faire les poubelles, bah c'est ta vie pauvre con ! 😈"
PARTIE DE tidodore2
ESCLAVE : "Merci beaucoup maitre ! Un nettoyeur de chiotte doit se faire au moins 450 euros par mois, ça sera largement suffisant pour que je paye mon minable appartement !!!"
PARTIE DE submissivegayfrenchboy
MAÎTRE ALPHAGODHARRY : "Oui et puis tu pourras toujours emménager dans un appartement plus petit. Je suis sûr que tu pourrais vendre plusieurs objets pour avoir un peu d'avance. Allez, suce mes orteils pendant que j'appelle le boss."
PARTIE DE tidodore2
ESCLAVE : "C'est que..je vis déjà dans seulement 25m2... Mais je pourrais sans doute me passer de certains meubles et trouver encore plus petit !"
L'esclave suce les orteils en regardant son nouveau maitre AlphaGodHarry avec admiration pendant qu'il téléphone au patron.
PARTIE DE submissivegayfrenchboy
MAÎTRE ALPHAGODHARRY : "Sinon je peut toujours installer une cage dans une de mes armoires. Mon caleçon sale serait ta couverture, mes chaussettes seraient ton oreiller. Et le matin tu serais mon chauffeur pour aller au travail."
ESCLAVE : "Vous avez raison, maître, ça sera peut être mieux. De toute façon, je n'aurai pas le temps d'aller chez moi si je dois passer mon temps à faire votre ménage et à vous sucer les pieds, maître."
L'esclave n'avait pas perdu son emploi, mais son salaire servait de loyer, bien qu'il vivait sous le lit de son maître AlphaGodHarry ou dans son placard.
Vivre au service de son maître AlphaGodHarry était sa meilleure décision. Rien n'obligeait le maître à déclarer qu'il vivait avec son esclave, ce qui lui permit de garder l'appartement à son nom afin de faire vivre son esclave dans la menace qu'il le vire de chez lui en tout légalité.
L'esclave fit donc preuve d'une grande soumission envers son maître et devint expert en léchage de pieds.
FIN DE L'HISTOIRE
Lien du compte Twitter de AlphaGodHarry
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🇬🇧🇺🇲 ENGLISH / ANGLAIS 🇬🇧🇺🇲
A short story inspired by the picture. 😉
PERSONAL FICTIONAL STORY written in collaboration with my friend @tidodore2
HUMILIATED BY A TWITTER MASTER #4
ALPHAGODHARRY
- A BOSS OR A MASTER? -
PART BY submissivegayfrenchboy
The gorgeous master AlphaGodHarry looked at his ugly fag, disgusted.
ALPHAGODHARRY : "It's good flunkey you came back quickly, now my feet are waiting for your tongue!"
PART OF tidodore2
SLAVE: "Yes master! Thank you for setting up a kennel for me near your desk. It's such an honor to be able to crawl at your divine feet as soon as I hear the bell 🛎!"
PART OF submissivegayfrenchboy
MASTER ALPHAGODHARRY : "Besides, I think it would be best to fire you and hire you as a regular footlicker."
PART BY tidodore2
SLAVE: "Oh no, have mercy master! If I lose my job, I'll find myself scavenging in the street to survive 😨 I need a minimum salary to live!"
PART OF submissivegayfrenchboy
MASTER ALPHAGODHARRY : "Yes you are right, you will have a minimum salary. You will be paid less than the toilet cleaners, that should be enough since you are alone. Since you are so ugly no one wants you. And then if you really have to do the trash, well it's your life poor idiot! 😈"
PART OF tidodore2
SLAVE: "Thank you very much master! A toilet cleaner must make at least 450 euros per month, that will be more than enough for me to pay for my shabby apartment!!!"
PART OF submissivegayfrenchboy
MASTER ALPHAGODHARRY : "Yes, and then you can always move into a smaller apartment. I'm sure you could sell several items to get a head start. Come on, suck my toes while I call the boss."
PART OF tidodore2
SLAVE: "It's because.. I already live in only 25m2... But I could probably do without some furniture and find something even smaller!"
The slave sucks toes watching his new master AlphaGodHarry in awe as he phones the boss.
PART OF submissivegayfrenchboy
MASTER ALPHAGODHARRY : "Otherwise I can always install a cage in one of my closets. My dirty underpants would be your blanket, my socks would be your pillow. And in the morning you would be my driver to go to work."
PART BY submissivegayfrenchboy
SLAVE: "You're right, master, it might be better. Anyway, I won't have time to go home if I have to spend my time doing your housework and sucking your feet, master. "
The slave had not lost his job, but he gave his salary to pay his rent, even though he lived under his master's bed or in his closet.
Being in the service of his master, AlphaGodHarry, was his best decision. Nothing required the master to declare that he lived with his slave, which allows him to keep the apartment in his name in order to support his slave with the threat that he will legally kick him out of his home. The slave therefore showed great submission to his master and became an expert in foot licking.
END OF THE STORY
Link of AlphaGodHarry's Twitter account
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