#pick up lucifer

[laismoura-art]

Charlie: Dads? I'm Bisexual

Lúcifer: Oh, Bisexual? I thought I named you Charlotte! :D

Alastor: Ugh! Really? And you dare call yourself a father! Allow me to show you how it's done!

Alastor: Hi, Bisexual! I'm Aroace, pleasure to make you acquaintances! >:D

Charlie:

Charlie: I think I'll go back to bed, proud of you, Al...

Poor Charlie is stuck in a eternal loop of dad jokes. Save her!

@mikka-minns ? May I tempt you with some Queerplatonic Radioapple being cringe co-parents to Charlie?👀👀

@madamealtruist

#charlie: have two parents they said! it will be fun they said! #charlie: vaggie! please come pick me up!! #charlie morningstar #alastor hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #queerplatonic radioapple #radioapple #aroace alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #<- i have like 5 more of those in my drafts👀 #<- all aroace alastor related cause i can't get enough of him <3

[mythbringer-mayhem]

GODDAMNIT

man, I was just scrolling and now I'm a goddamn Raidioapple shipper what the FUCK

Ok ok-

And now I'm going to elaborate just because.

I was expecting someone out there to ship Lucifer and Alastor the second I heard Hell's Greatest Dad. I mean- two people singing/arguing over being father figures? Sounds gay to me /pos. The internet sure does love it's enemies to lovers (me included. I'm hopless lmao.)

BUT. I have specifics for this ship.

I hate it when people just look at Alastor's aromanticism/asexuallity and just go "nah. I'm just gonna do it anyways." I used to headcanon Alastor as complete aroace in the sense that he just can't feel that way for someone (this is not meant to sound like "oh he can't love anyone :( he's incapable" I mean specifically a romantic/sexual relationship.) Then fucking short ass king of hell arrives, and Alastor just IMMEDIATELY chooses violence.

I didn't think much of that besides "oh that's a little interesting," and then I stumbled across Radioapple and had to take a double take. My brain needed to figure out how that would work, like how it would start, flourish, ineract, yadda yadda-

.....so now I consider Alastor Demiromantic-

(I'm still goddamn writing jeez-)

Read on if you like random people looking wayyyyyy too much into fictional characters.

Headcanon timeeeeeeeee

When Lucifer and Alastor first meet, Alastor is surprised Lucifer doesn't know who he is. Up to this point, everyone knows about the terrifying radio demon, so it must be a little weird for someone to be completely ignorant to his existence. Especially when that person should probably know the ins and outs of what's going on- ....because he's the fucking king of hell.

This is something new for Alastor. It made him curious. When you're curious, you try to learn more right? So, Alastor starts pushing Lucifer's buttons, seeing how he reacts. On Lucifer's end, Alastor's just being a smug asshole. However his true intentions are information on the esteemed oh-so-powerful king of hell. Maybe Alastor doesn't quite know where this fascination comes from, but regardless he wants to learn more. I can picture him progressively bothering Lucifer more and more (this is his unique way of getting to know him semi-discreetly)

As well as figuring out what ticks him off, Alastor would also probably passively learn things Lucifer likes. For instance, he finds out what Lucifer's favorite alcoholic drink is or something- bare with me- Let’s say Lucifer has a rough day, and it's very clear to everyone in the hotel. While he's frustrated in his own room, he hears a knock at the door. Answering it, he finds his aforementioned favorite drink. At this point, he wouldn't know who left it. But after a while, he'd be able to figure out it's Alastor through process of elimination. (This is inspired by a comic I saw! :))

Now we've got Alastor trying to discreetly be kind to Lucifer, and Lucifer is aware without his knowledge. And Lucifer would call him out for it lmao. Slowly, they'd start acting friendlier towards each other. It would take a long, long time though. The slowest slow burn of them all. They'd hang out more, do things, kick angel ass, have friendly banter, do stuff with Charlie. Untill Alastor finally realizes that he might have a crush on Lucifer. Though, I feel he'd take a while to fully figure that out, do some soul searching, maybe go to Rosie for advice.

Then they'd confess. Or they wouldn't lol. I can totally see them going on what is essentially a date, even though they just consider it "hanging out". It would be a quiet relationship. Something you'd miss if you aren't looking for it, but it is there. They both just need someone they can rest with in my opinion.

These ideas are probably sporadic and nonsensical- but I ✨️don't care✨️ I just needed to rant about the old timey deer man and the short depressed apple gremlin.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #lucifer #hazbin lucifer #radioapple #shipping #rant post #headcanon #hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbin hotel ship #Lucifer would have to use a box to give Alastor a kiss on the cheek. #Hazbin hotel show #hazbin hotel spoilers #That or Alastor would just pick him up and tease him about it #asexual #aromantic #aroace #arospec #aroace alastor #aroace character #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtq community #queer headcanons #character dynamics

[ohbother2]

Teaser for upcoming Lucifer x f!reader smut

"You, are terrible." You push him away gently, and he follows your hands with a childish frown he doesn't even bother to conceal.

"If I ask nicely enough can we stay?" He leans back against the back of the sofa, puffing out his chest in the way he knew you loved. "I'm not a Saint, I don't think I can make it through a meal with you looking like this."

"Like what?" You ask deftly, enjoying toying with him as you begin fastening your heels.

"Like I could just eat you up." You immediately know what he's insinuating, and the point is only proven more with the way he cups his chin with his hand as he watches you, fingers placed purposefully either side of his lips. Anyone else wouldn't pick up on the concealed gesture, but you know him better, and you narrow your eyes at how hard he was chipping away at your resolve.

#the person who requested this should hopefully be able to pick up that this is there ask #to the rest of you: #this is a good one #trust me #this was supposed to come out this Sunday buts its LONG so I'm gonna need a few days #hazbin hotel #Hazbin Hotel lucifer #Hazbin Hotel Lucifer x reader #Lucifer x reader #Hazbin Hotel smut #Hazbin Hotel Lucifer smut #Hazbin Hotel x reader #hazbin

[huskyweebo]

Happy valentines Day with RadioApple’s first kiss!!

[ Lucifer persistently hinted all day that he wanted to kiss and finally right when he gave up Alastor gave in. ]

Yes Alastor picked him up so they can kiss

After the snogging session.

#radioapple #vivziepop #digital drawing #digital art #artwork #hazbin lucifer #hazbin alastor #Hazbin hotel #Appleradio #lucifer x alastor #alastor x lucifer #alastor #ship art #radioapple art #Lucifer is so short he has to be picked up lol

[pseudonymphomania]

Heart Full of Love, Mouth Full of Demonus

Lucifer: I shudder to think what would have happened if it were only the three of us.

Diavolo: wdym we’d just be complimenting each other!

Me, reading this chat and staring into the camera: …the fantastic threes- *is pulled offstage*

#obey me diavolo #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #fanart #obey me #obey me fanart #omswd #obey me nightbringer #obey me barbatos #the fantastic three #Luci looks like the first wife #Barbatos has absolute concubine energy #Barbatoes #lord diavolo #I’m sorry about their hair #I don’t have those skills yet #based on the grown-up things memory card #this whole time I’m like FIVE patterns EACH and A FUCKTON OF GOLD ACCESSORIES LIKE bitch PICK ONE #my safe art

[sheepishpink]

Food for thought Solomon returns to the present time and brings back MC, but it's actually their ashes and hands it to Lucifer.

#you know silly lil problems #lucifer obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me nightbringer #obey me nb #my art #god it's been years since i picked up pen it feels lol #obey me shall we date

[prince-liest]

I was outlining the next radiostatic fic when I got distracted by the fact that someone needs to put Lucifer into their lap and tell him he's a good boy, and now I'm 6.2k words deep into something that's turned out way more emotional than I thought it would.

#personal #my writing #snippets #dear god what has my writing ethic been #nothing new for months and then 30k words in 4 days #and counting! #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #angel dust #appledust #dustapple #??? what is the ship name here #really his WIFE needs to put Lucifer in her lap but she's NOT AROUND so Angel is picking up the slack for a minute!! #also legal reminder this is UN-EDITED SNIPPET IT'S UN-EDITED I KNOW IT NEEDS EDITING QQQQQQQQ shhh it's almost midnight I'm zzz

[teabutmakeitazure]

Chrollo doesn't understand why you don't react to him the same way you do to the books you read. To him, you groan and look away before doing everything in what little power you have to move away from him, but while reading those books, you flush and giggle adorably, smile plastered on your face for a considerable amount of time.

When he pins you to the wall while conversing, you're quick to duck under his arm and get away with a quite random excuse, but reading about the same gesture being done by the male lead in a book makes you sigh happily. Is his execution wrong? Should he flirt with you more? The previous try at that had been a disaster with you calling him creepy.

Maybe he should slowly work his way up, classify the gestures and actions into categories of teasing and more intimate. He could start testing the waters with the former and slowly work up to the latter, making the eventual victory of finally, finally getting you to flush and fluster with a non-sexual act all the more sweeter.

#he drops off all kinds of romance books around so that you pick them up and read them #then he monitors you to check your reactions and tries mirroring the actions #its to find out your tastes and what will get you reduced to a blushing mess #unfortunately you arent having it lmao #chrollo lucifer x reader #chrollo x reader #chrollo imagine #yandere chrollo #yandere chrollo x reader #yandere chrollo lucilfer

[dolls-self-ships]

funny messy lazy comic

tag list 💕 @shiny-self-shipping @menshusband @bat-anon @westiefromtheeast @sunflawyer

#I think Angel would easily pick up on her crush on Lucifer and tease her to hell and back for it #self shipping #self ship #self ship community #self ships #self insert #self ship art #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel self insert #hazbin hotel oc #charlie morningstar #angel dust #hazbin hotel charlie #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin fanart #hazbin hotel fanart #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer x oc

[lvlcurrent]

scenario where mc and asmo keep accidentally teleporting to different dimensions

#obey me #asmo #mc #then lucifer and barb come to pick them up =_=)//

[jamieprimack]

So this is just Part 1 of my illustration of Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel. Now that the inks are done, I'll work on the colors and gold paint decorations. I really hope this turns out cool ;;;;

You can also follow me on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube to see my art updates and videos (plus way too much cosplay) :)

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel art #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel fan art #art #illustration #ink #ink art #artist on tumblr #i'm trying to come up with a name for this specific rubber duckie #frank? greg? mr. snacker quacks? #i'll pick a name soon

[hooffuloftootsierolls]

Parental advice

#just in case anybody doesn’t get the reference #in the pilot Charlie mentions that the one thing she picked up from her dad is #*in more manly voice* “you don’t take shit from other demons!" #charlie loves her dad but doesn’t wanna be mean to anyone lol #has anyone done this yet #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fandom #lucifer morninstar #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer hazbin #hazbin lucifer #charlie morningstar #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie hazbin #hazbin charlie #hazbin hotel fanart #my art #hooffulofdoodles

[allastoredeer]

Hello I got some bottom!Alastor fics l’d like to recommend to u!!!

“Written in Scripture by PitFTW” this is actually a series divided in 4 parts. The first two parts are about Charlie turning into a porcelain doll with no warning as a result of a destiny written in Scripture by heaven. To get her back hell goes to war against heaven and that’s when Lucy decides to make a pact with Al, to give him more strength so they can fight side by side. I love the Constantly Battlefield flirting between the two, meanwhile they slaughter angels left and right, and half of hell thinks they are fucking lol…but they didn’t…yet

The 3 part is a Bottom!Lucifer, and the 4 part is Bottomo!Alastor which is my favourite. I don’t want to ruin all the fun so I am just gonna say that there is bluetooth vibrator involved in there eheh

“With a Coffee and a Caress by winterveritas” 4 times Lucifer touches Alastor and 1 time Alastor touches him back. This fic is so cute, and one of my fav scene was when Al’s shadow started filtring with Lucy by giving him flowers, and Al comes a moment too late, always offended by the sheer audacity of the thing lol

Nice bottom!Alastor at the end🫠

“A Terrible Beauty by ReminiscentBells” this series is not finished yet, and it has 3 part for now. The story starts when Al meets the devil in a radio camp, during the war and he hasn’t forgot him since. I love how it explore Alastor new born feelings towards Lucy and how sometimes he doesn’t feel to be enough for him, but Lucy is always there, patient and caring. A lot of bottom!Alastor and domestic fluff. Absolutely recommend this one🫶

OH HOO HOO! Twosouls, you really came in to feed me, huh? I am NOT complaining, these look delicious.

That Charlie porcelain doll one, especially 👀 the whole premise sounds so, so intriguing. I can handle a little top!Alastor (so long as it's done a certain way). I'm so excited to get into all of these! I've added them to my lists!

Thank you, thank you 🙏

#Im gonna eat so well #i also just went through the bottom!Alastor tag and picked myself up a few extra goodies #I think i am gonna sit down today and just read some fic #have some fun #I'm literally doing nothing else #no one can stop me #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #asks #the radio demon #lucifer magne #lucifer morningstar #appleradio #anon #bottom!Alastor #fanfic rec #fanfiction recs #im being fed so well

[gifti3]

what do u mean u don't wanna listen to more hatsune miku?? that doesn't make sense.

#the song is “saw and pendulum” which eepy-samzie recommended! #i didnt know what song to pick ahah #next up breakcore babeyyyy #obey me lucifer #obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me mc #obey me lucifer x mc #hatsune miku #i guess???? #i think the comic came out all right #im doing a lot of experimenting here trying to see how to show movement and stuff #i dont usually even try to do backgrounds #anyways next comic...im drawin a chandelier in the background #im joking #next comic i wanna try to do something with less stylized art and in grayscale! #since im rereading the og game i wanna take inspiration from there #something a bit more serious maybe?? #my art #but let me take a breather and just do silly stuff for a bit

[anime-lover-mooncake]

Some Lucifer doodles!

#pick up your local short king today #my art #hazbin lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel lilith #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel charlie morningstar #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #lilith morningstar #fanart #alastor #He shrinks with every drawing

[lowqualitygarbage]

TERMINAL. BABY. FACE.

Another silly Vault 666 comic, because every time I draw something with Lucifer in it his stupid baby face bugs me. 

It drives him crazy in-universe too, though. He can’t grow facial hair to save his life (only patchy little wisps of almost-invisible blonde peach fuzz). He is 5'2″ and has a baby face and it is SO HARD to get people to take him seriously sometimes. He likes wearing his lab coat outside of his workshop because people still tend to associate “scientist” with “authority” and he will take whatever help he can get at this point.

Doesn’t help that most Wastelanders age like milk due to exposure to elements, poor nutrition, tons of environmental hazards, and radiation everywhere. 

Text translation below cut:

Charlie: Bye guys, be good!

Lucifer: Have fun, girls!

Angel: Must’ve been tough, raisin’ Charlie.

Lucifer: Huh? ...Not really. The vault was safe, and Lilith was SUPER hands-on.

Angel: Well, yeah, but she’s in her 20s now, right? You must’ve been crazy young when she was born.

Lucifer: Uhh... I’m 47.

Angel: NO FUCKIN’ WAY!

Arrow to Alastor: 36 years old

#Vault 666 #Hazbin Hotel AU #Hazbin AU #Fallout AU #Lucifer Morningstar #Lucifer Magne #hazbin hotel lucifer #Angel Dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #Alastor #Sir Pentious #Niffty #Husk #Lucifer does actually have a lot of respect and power to his name it's just his reputation and his appearance DO NOT match up #Al is butthurt because he was not expecting Lucifer to be nearly 10 years his senior #It's weird trying to juggle ages when demonic immortality is taken out of the equation and having their shit be semi-realistic #Not set in stone but I think everyone else in the hotel aside from Husk is early-to-mid 20s with Pent being early 30s #Which still means Al was in his mid-20s at the latest when he picked up Husk and Niffty #and she started working for him in her teens #My computer keeps making sounds like it's going to explode so sorry if my posting slows a lot until I get it fixed or replaced