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sometimes I bite during experiments so that they give me a couple jolts through my shock collar. just to feel something.

#pickle mcspeaks #labcore #lab rat shit

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I’m no longer biting the hands that feed me, I’m consuming them. I’m tearing meat from bone like it’s a two piece combo meal from Popeyes

#pickle mcspeaks #feral #bastardcore

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hello there! I like the intimidating aura that's coming off you and the way you awkwardly avoid eye contact with me. do you mind if I tell you about the storyline of three different psychological horror films? yes, I will tell you 7 separate b-plot stories in the process and then apologize for rambling after I'm done, sorry.

#this is my average interaction with anyone actually #“hi the-” OMG HI HEY THERE what are your thoughts on the menu #autizzy #pickle mcspeaks

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*crawls from the woods like I didn’t just disappear for like several months* omg hey guys hiiii ahah I’ve missed you all :3

#this has happened both irl and on here #pickle mcspeaks

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“Just look at how excited I am” put your dick down and focus on the road you whore

#pickle mcspeaks #dhmis

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I need a pair of wings so that whenever I wake up in the morning I can yawn n’ give them a big ol’ stretch. my mental health would be better if that were possible

#pickle mcspeaks

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@singularstiletto broski I personally would love to show you my new look :)

#pickle mcspeaks

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love wearing my poncho when it rains. I feel like the most powerful (and soggiest) rain wizzard that ever existed

#pickle mcspeaks

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stop threatening to drag me into the fog. I will get aroused and we will kiss.

#late night rambles #pickle mcspeaks

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I thought the weird feeling in my back was just the weed hitting and was like “ayeee haha nice” but two days later I can say that it was not the weed!

#it was in fact the before-period cramps #pickle mcspeaks

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DHMIS made a mistake reminding me that Red Guy exists, I have been violently yearning for a walking british mop for the past two days

#pickle mcspeaks #dhmis

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I've filled my entire teacher's mug with a concoction that tastes suspiciously similar to grape-flavored cough syrup. and I'm taking *very* generous sips rn. stay tuned.

#pickle mcspeaks

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letting the ‘tism go crazy tonight (we’re watching The Menu bc my friend has never seen it before, and I’m constantly making her pause the movie so I can info dump)

#pickle mcspeaks #late night rambles #autizzy #the menu

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local college puppy boy unmasks so hard that they’ve rewired their system maintenance

#pickle mcspeaks #late night rambles

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I’ve bought some spearmint body wash and I’m hyped to see how it feels :D

#pickle mcspeaks

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I’m sinking into the couch again. it’s back yall. the horors.

#pickle mcspeaks