So, my cousin and I have colorful conversations that I felt needed to be shared. I know doing this also implicates me as a dumbass™, but listen, we all need a little stupid to brighten up the world since there’s so much bad stupid going on.
Anyway, if you want the backstory on any of these conversations hit me up. Also, this is only part one of this thread so beware. Our combined stupidity is astounding in nature (also, there’s a few of these that are back to back and may not make complete sense, I’ll try my best to line up the next ones)