#pigeon cartel

[oonajaeadira]

oh my balls, y’all, I am trying so hard to concentrate on this Thief chapter and Dieter keeps coming up and lounging around in his grey sweats and distracting me...

And then, out of nowhere, Javier comes in and is all like, “I know you don’t know anything about drug cartels in 1990′s Colombia. But you might wanna consider an AU. I’m just sitting here twiddling my goddamn thumbs.” 

And I’m like, “...really? Because I have the start of an idea, but I don’t think you’ll like it, it’s fantasy and--”

“You know what? Whatever. Sign me up. I’m bored.”

“You sure? ‘Cause it’s like...not really you, y’know.”

“Try me. Give me some details.”

“What if we’re all animal gods in a spirit realm?”

“Huh. Well, that’s unexpected. What animals? What’s Steve.”

“Not sure yet. Maybe a tiger. Or a bear?”

“Fuckin’ perfect. Vamos.”

“Don’t you even wanna--”

“What am I? You know what? Doesn’t matter. I know the game. Slow burn, you and me, right? Make me a fucking pigeon for all I care. Let me grab my badge and let’s do this.”

Listen. This will probably go nowhere. But I just need him to think I’m considering it. So this post will serve as proof that I’m considering it and I’ve done my job and now I can get back to Thief because I left him waiting in the library.

Gaddammit, Dieter, put that away. Just because you can stretch your waistband that low doesn’t mean you should. No. I’m busy. Here’s a joint. Fetch.

At least Patricio knows how to wait his damn turn. Y’all need to learn some control from that boy--

#too many boys hanging out tonight #thanks for letting me rant

[meaninglessblah-writes]

just read through your WIP list and loved so many of them, it's a delight - "homework" stood out to me, as did "appearances can be deceiving" and "stains" and "walk a mile" and... fuck, so many others. gonna be obsessing over those concepts for days if not weeks

This is a very late response, but I appreciate your prompt very much. And I hope you enjoy these snippets ❤️

Homework

“Is there a reason you put me, a complete stranger, down as your emergency contact?” Bruce probes, gentler than he expects. At their feet, pigeons pick eagerly at what remains of Tim's lunch, fighting over bread crusts. Tim looks down at his shoes, jaw tight and lips pursed. The bruise swelling his left eyelid closed looks all the more violent against his pallor.  Just when Bruce thinks the line of interrogation is a lost cause, the teen mumbles, “I didn’t have anyone else to call.”  Bruce opens his mouth to ask about parents, or relatives, but closes it at the tearful look in Tim’s eyes. He looks away before Bruce can get a proper look, sniffing inconspicuously.  “It’s fine, you can leave now. You don’t have to be responsible for me. You’ve done enough.” 

Appearances Can Be Deceiving

It’s when Jason shoves him up against a brick wall, a pipe digging into Dick’s back as their lips crash together, that Dick realises this goes beyond playful. The way Jason kisses him is ravenous, all-consuming. Dick can’t keep up with his ferocity, blindsided, and after a moment Jason pulls back.  His lips shine in the moonlight, teeth peeking out in a grin that’s all fondness and mischief. Dick reels, staring dumbly as Jason huffs a laugh. He wonders when the last time he saw Jason smile — actually smile — was.  “Did a thug hit you in the head, old man?” he teases, and looks nervous after a moment, when Dick can’t summon an answer from his stupefied brain. Dick forces a deep laugh past his lips, the sound more choked and less natural than he’d like.

Stains

DON'T TALK TO ME. The neat font stamped across his left cheekbone was done at Dick’s request. An attempt at preventing further deaths on his behalf.  It had been a client, some cartel magnate in the south, who’d taken a liking to Slade’s shiny new apprentice during a contract briefing. Dick had followed his instructions to the letter, shadowing Slade, letting him do the negotiating. Remaining unspoken unless Slade indicated he wanted something specific from him.  Dick had kept his eyes away from their client, but it was a lost cause from the start. The guy was obsessed, and all the more provoked by Dick’s stoic ignorance. He almost felt bad for the magnate, for the death warrant he signed with every coaxing word that fell from his lips.  Dick had kept very still, had been sure not to react to his innuendos and sweet-talking charms. Had kept his expression plain and disinterested.  It wasn’t enough to stop Slade putting a sword through the magnate's tongue.

Walk A Mile

Damian runs his thumbs over the raised ridges on his wrists again, mute. There's an unease simmering in his gut, but he can't tell if that's his own anxiety, or the effects of taking medication on an empty stomach. He wonders if Drake feels like this always, in a perpetual state of discomfort. He's all the more impressed by the man's stoic demeanour, and all the more disappointed that he's carried this burden alone for so long. The trill of the nearby cell left unattended on the coffee table spurs him to hastily pull down the long, frayed sleeves of Drake's— of his sweatshirt. The caller ID reads as unknown, so Damian answers with an uncertain, "Hello?" "Damian?" the familiar voice on the other end asks, and the relief is immediate. "Richard," he breathes, shoulders unspooling. They hitch right back up to his ears at Dick's flat, "No, actually, it's Tim."

Prompt me again!

#meaninglessblah answers #210612 #mandaloriandy

[alterna2mag]

Nuestro top 4 de documentales del reciente In-Edit Festival

Un año más acudimos a la cita ineludible del otoño que es para nosotros In-Edit Festival. El certamen celebró del 26 de octubre al 5 de noviembre en Barcelona su XXI edición.

Estos han sido los documentales premiados:

Mejor documental musical internacional: Peter Doherty: Stranger In My Own Skin, de Katia De Vidas. Mención especial: Music For Black Pigeons, de Andreas Koefoed i Jørgen Leth. Mejor documental musical nacional: Revolutionary Quartet: l’enigma Gerhard, de Xavier Bosch i Josep Badell. Mención especial: Riqueni, de Paco Bech. Mejor cortometraje documental musical nacional: Dol i fa sol, de Maria Besora i Pep Garrido. Premio del Público Razzmatazz: Sempre Dharma, de Aleix Barba Perarnau.

Con el espectacular cartel de esta edición, no es de extrañar que hubiera varios sold-outs. Entre las más destacadas proyecciones, destacaban las protagonizadas por Syd Barret, The Zombies, Willy DeVille, Cyndi Lauper, Subotnik, J Dilla, Marc Bolan, C Tangana, Pete Doherty, el colectivo Hipgnosis y muchos más.

A continuación, nuestro TOP 4 de este año, sobre The Birthday Party, Earth, David Johansen y Fatboy Slim:

Teníamos muchas ganas de ver Mutiny in Heaven: The Birthday Party, de Ian White. Y las expectativas se cumplieron con creces. Unos jovencísimos Nick Cave y Mick Harvey, junto a sus compañeros Rowland S. Howard, Phill Calvert y Tracy Pew, eran una pandilla de inadaptados que trasladaron toda su rabia al escenario, despuntando rápidamente en su oriunda Australia. "La primera fila no es para los debiluchos", decía Nick Cave en uno de los shows de la banda. Razón no le faltaba. Sus directos eran explosivos y caóticos. Con fragmentos de entrevistas de los protagonistas, White construye un relato repleto de momentos irrepetibles. En Londres no acababan de cuajar y terminaron en Berlín. No sin antes liarla en sus giras por Estados Unidos o Europa. Droga, mucha droga, rivalidades y mil y un desencuentros son explicados con todo detalle, incluyendo unas animaciones muy logradas.

La razón por la que Even Hell Has Its Heroes. The Music of Earth, está en este top, además de porque nos encanta la banda, es por el elegante enfoque con el que el director, Clyde Petersen, encadena los testimonios de todos los músicos que en algún momento han pasado por la formación. Las grabaciones de diferentes emplazamientos del estado de Washington, como Olympia, Seattle o Aberdeen, el aspecto 1.33:1 del encuadre y la textura analógica de las imágenes trasladan al espectador al epicentro de la escena en la que surgió Earth en los primeros años 90. Dylan Carson ha estado respaldado de gran talento durante todos estos años. Hablan no solo los músicos, sino también los técnicos de sonido o discográficas que trabajaron con él. El fantasma de Kurt Cobain, amigo de Carson, está latente. El duelo por su pérdida y la historia difundida en su momento por algunos medios de que fue Dylan quien le consiguió el arma homicida, pesan como losas, como también su intermitente adicción a la heroína. Otro detalle interesante son las diferentes formas de rodar a los músicos que intervienen. Se presentan con sus instrumentos como una alegoría, o bien aparecen en su entorno cotidiano. Lo bueno es que el periplo de la banda todavía hoy continúa.

Un documental de Martin Scorsese no pasa desapercibido. El emblemático director, junto a David Tedeschi, es responsable de Personality Crisis: One Night Only. David Johansen, vocalista y único superviviente de los New York Dolls originales, ofrece un recital en el Café Carlyle de Nueva York en enero de 2020, la noche de su cumpleaños. Entre canción y canción se explica la historia de la banda. Johansen es un excelente contador de anécdotas. Un showman con muchas tablas que ameniza la velada para unos asistentes de lujo, entre los que se encuentran amigos y personalidades coetáneas como la mismísima Blondie. El setlist es exquisito, así como la selección de imágenes de archivo y fragmentos de entrevistas con Johansen en diferentes épocas.

Completa nuestra lista Fatboy Slim: Right Here, Right Now, de Jak Hutchcraft. El 13 de julio de 2002, Fatboy Slim y Midfield General presentaron en vivo el álbum Big Beach Boutique II en una mega rave gratuita en la playa de Brighton. Llegaron a congregar a 250.000 personas, cuando se esperaba que fueran unas 60.000. En este documental se narra lo acontecido aquel día, no sin antes dar buena cuenta de la trayectoria del legendario DJ y productor musical británico.

#festivales #cronicas #Youtube

[dafancyuhinspiration]

Cartel Shawty #ANKCARTEL - SoundCloud

Écouter Cartel Shawty #ANKCARTEL, une playlist par FXXXXY (@FLAWEDUPSHAWTY) sur #SoundCloud

[meanwhileinstasiville]

But before that...

Today, I’d like to talk a little about so-called generational wealth. Because all crime is organized here, I got to “wait” at every single intersection walking across town from here, because a chorus from Phil Collins song was playing in Ashland Safeway. Waiting because someone had *decided* gang notification style, to return no less than about $100 worth of bottles around collection closing time. 

I got to “wait” (in quotations because gang style) at every single intersection on the way here, the Ashland library, too. Minus the two different -337 variant license plated cars on the way to nowhere in particular. Amidst the crowd sourced mini coopers. Drunken “jaime” expy currently watches something “bullet train” themed on 9″ for me to see walking in (because same gang). REALLY crazy old guy sits on 2 watching “when I had my newborn” in red and white lettered subtitles (while wearing headphones) for me to see and read. Yeah, he drives a white van with a red stripe. All the same gang. 1, this terminal, was open because I sat down at 1:32; a minute before a 1:33 lee reference. Computer augmented gang activity within consolidated cartel power is fun.

So...*deep breath* generational wealth is everything you don’t need to buy, from hand-me-down clothes, to dishes, to books, to eating utensils, to furniture, all the way to houses, cars, land, corporate interests and the like, and anything beyond. We have food at home. Saying this means that “eating at home is cheaper” but only if you happen to have a fridge/freezer/cooktop, non-perishable food storage that’s secure, and safe commutes to and from where food can be obtained with some sort of shelf life intact. Without generational wealth, as in the projects, you’re going to be living out of convenience stores (for liquids with calories), fast food places, because even with markup, it’s cheaper than all the appliances you’ll never afford (I should mention that I grew up *on the other side* of the rich poor gap; so I’ve seen both sides). Childhood obesity/diabetes is when you don’t have generational wealth.

Sports cost money and couch potato-ing conserves caloric content and nutrients that would otherwise require replenishing; a life that orbits a coffee table between a couch and TV in modern times, is no coincidence. Pep-boys! Oil Stop! Drive through 50-point inspection! Exclamations referring to continuing inability to afford a mechanic; meaning you can’t afford the currently mechanically sound car you have recently driven from a used car lot. Having at best a several month window of drivability (You were wondering why cars parked in the yard on blocks are an Oregon staple, now weren’t you?)

College is never going to happen sans scholarship, because you have neither credit nor equity or financing. Where will you stay? How will you afford books? How will you relocate to where the college is, which happens to always be just outside redlining range? Where will you make the time between the multiple jobs to support all the siblings owed to limited healthcare and non-existent birth control? Street prices for handguns hovered around fifty US dollars for a long, long time. Will you hunt your way from poverty in the inner cities? A silencer to subsist on pigeons? This is really really important because most Americans now have no generational wealth, and moreover, no wealth generation capacity in sight for the foreseeable future. 

An important curiosity for the Latino contingent: You get to keep cartel proceeds, you get all the slave labor subsistence jobs where blacks aren’t welcome, you ABSOLUTELY must continue to live in the barrios (which are considered dangerous by non-latinos, to non-latinos, meaning nobody will ever visit), and you can’t buy white privilege which could make you feel more naturalized as Americans. So when you vote, what does that mean to you guys personally?

(Curiosity overlaps with the Japanese mappo problem; you can’t afford to follow traffic laws like speed limits because of where you have to live vs where you have to commute to, and what that window looks like. *They* have to be ever vigilant for *you specifically as singled out* by your necessity to speed, in order to career on by meeting quotas (that make them look busy enough to take care of them financially the rest of the time)

[pandaoutofcontext]

Yeah right. Next they'll try telling us the Pigeon Cartel is real.

[incorrectwbbquotes]

Tabes: Aw cripes, a bunch of the Pigeon Cartel are ghost-riding my Jeep in the parking lot!

Grizzly: When were they hatched, 2005?

#incorrect quotes #we bare bears #ranger tabes #grizzly #pigeon cartel #source: #sam and max #sam and max the devil's playhouse

[ur-fave-cyb3rth0t]

pigeon cartel. that’s it. no context. if you know, you know.

#iykyk i guess #pigeon cartel

[2oppositesidesof1coin]

Who would win in a fight the pigeon cartel or the goodfeathers?

#animaniacs #goodfeathers #we bare bears #the pigeon cartel

[amiepsychique]

Launching my Big Cartel shop! I'm so excited about the new setup/product pics. Now I can focus on producing new merch to roll out! Check it out here: https://amiepsychique.bigcartel.com/

patreon | store | ko-fi | twitter | instagram

#big cartel #signal boost #bumblebee #norwich terrier #borzoi #opossum #pigeon

[gatutor]

Cartel película "Aventura en Roma " (The pigeon that took Rome) 1962, de Melville Shavelson.

#Melville Shavelson #Cartel película

[milky-mochi]

GUYS I CONVINCED MY DAD TO WATCH VINCENZO??????

guys you don't understand

this is a 57 year old retired Indian dude. only watches HEAVY mafia/drug stuff on Netflix. burned through narcos and all the other drug cartel stuff on Netflix. and I suggested him vincenzo, bc 1) I thought he'd like it bc he's into mafia shows and 2) I'm pushing my vincenzo agenda

AND NOW MY FATHER IS WATCHING SONG JOONG KI BEING INCONVENIENCED BY PIGEONS HELP

#vincenzo #I adore my father #im actually?? #I told him ok baba let me show you the first 15 minutes of vincenzo #and he was like ugh fine #and then 15 mins turned to 45 mins #and he was like 'ok can I watch my other show now' #and I was like :( ok #and went back into my room to study #AND THEN 2 HOURS LATER he came into my room and was like #I continued with vincenzo it's actually pretty interesting some parts are boring but it's nice #I went and checked his Netflix profile to see if he was messing with me but no way he's like 7 minutes into ep2 #even though we stopped halfway through ep1 #I love my dad man

[countingpaperstars]

Divenire | Chapter Thirty-One

Chapter: 31/40 Rating: Explicit Fandom: Final Fantasy XV Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gladiolus Amicitia/Prompto Argentum/Noctis Lucis Caelum/Ignis Scientia, One-Sided Prompto Argentum/Ardyn Izunia, Past Prompto Argentum/Original Character Additional Tags: Fix-It, I literally rewrote the entire fucking game everyone, Prince!Prompto, MT!Prompto, based on pigeon princess’ au!, Arranged Marriage, Eventual Smut, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Eventual Happy Ending, Slow Burn, like really fucking slow burn, Guaranteed happy ending, OT4, Established OT3, Polyamory, polyship roadtrip, Canon-Typical Violence, so some blood and injuries but nothing graphic, Spoilers, Minor Character Death, Alternate Canon, in this house we love and appreciate strong and capable prompto, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Near Death Experiences, Anxiety, Self Confidence Issues, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, lore and worldbuilding are tweaked, everyone’s 2/3 years older than canon, prom’s a damsel-he’s in distress-he can handle it

Chapter Summary:

Prompto freezes, ice venom in his veins.

Surely he’ll be sent away. Surely he’ll be given the worst sentence as a traitor.

A confrontation, a summons, and reassurances.

Notes:

It's Divenire's 4th birthday today ! I can't believe I started writing this so long ago. We're almost to the end of the journey (my outline has been sitting at 40 chapters for a while now, if you're curious) and I want to thank you for all your support this far ♡ This update has been too long in the making, but we're here now. Big thank you to @pigeon-princess for coming on this long journey with me and to Juli for the constant love, support, and beta-ing.

Chapter's title comes from Save Us by Cartel which you can check out on the playlist.

Enjoy~

(Please support by reblogging <3)

#prince prompto #final fantasy xv #ffxv #polyship roadtrip #promptis #promnis #promptio #gladnis #gladnoct #ignoct #my writing #divenire

[nextreveel]

OISEAUX par @gilles_chezeau Six livres d'ornithologie déchirés et découpés pour ne former qu'un seul ouvrage. Cinquante pages de collages qui rendent hommage aux oiseaux. Le livre inclus un court poème, phrase mojo proposant un mode de relations aux pigeons, aux merles, aux mouettes ou aux hérons. Chaque exemplaires propose un poème différent mais impossible de choisir: c'est l'ouvrage qui choisit son propriétaire comme Pikachu a choisi Sacha ou comme votre signe astrologique vous a choisi vous. Couverture sérigraphiée avec le studio @mmaaggaabbii Commandable sur le Big Cartel de Next Revel  au prix de 25€ + 6€ de fdp (en France) et 2€ de fdp (reste du monde)

#photo #oiseau #bird #collage #book #livre #artbook

[sunlightandsuffering]

Eren made a gang called The Pigeon Cartel! 😂😂😂 The bird again!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

omg thank u, this makes everything so much funnier 😂😂 Yams is such a fucking icon, truly. Parasitic Yeager Gang here we go, revenge squad!!

[incorrectwbbquotes]

Deleted scene from "Hot Sauce"

Grizzly: I think it's only fair to warn you I'm practiced in the ancient art of origami!

Boss Pigeon: Paper folding?

Grizzly: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was...

#incorrect quotes #we bare bears #grizzly #pigeon cartel #source: #ella enchanted