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valeskafics · 1 year
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Headcanon: Doing The "Tell Me That You Love Me" TikTok Trend with Modern Jace, Aegon, and Aemond (All Three Together)
requested by @dearsnow! 💕💕
-so you guys are all just hanging out, on your phones, in aegon/aemond's big ass house (spoiled rich ass little boys smh)
-you're scrolling through TikTok while aegon is on ig live reviewing his new pair of Yeezy's (he instantly regrets buying them after all that shit about ye came out oops)
-aemond is listening to Spotify, AirPods in, unbothered, ignoring the three of you clowns lmfao
-Jace is playing Pokemon go, y'all keep asking why he still has it but he tells you its cuz he still hasn't completed the celebi special quest from 2017 (bro its been 5 years, you need to let that shit gooooo)
-you find the tell me that you love me trend, where one person plays the audio byte where someone sings "so tell me that you love me, tell me that I take your breath awaAAaaY" and the other person is supposed to pick up on it and say the lyrics to them
-you look at your friends and think it would be funny to do this with them
-the three of them are such idiots, it'll be really funny if nothing else
-except you don't know that all three of them actually wanna be more than friends oops
-you ask aegon and Jace if they wanna do a TikTok with you
-Jace is like "yeah sure lemme just finish this raid battle im about to catch Alolan raichu" and you and aegon are like ???? tf bitch????
-aegon agrees, he's a TikTok obsessed boi like he knows every TikTok dance, it's his fucking life
-aemond is oblivious, still listening to his Spotify playlist until aegon pulls out his AirPods and tells him y'all are making a tiktok
-he's like??? I don't give a shit about TikTok??? do I have to do this???
-y'all are like um yeah bitch you do :)
-so you don't tell them what the TikTok is, just that it's a trend and it'll be funny after you make it
-they're like ok sure
-so you put on the song
-the first time all three of them are just standing there, looking at you like tf is this it's just a squeaky ass voice singing???
-you groan and put it on again
-it's the THIRD time you guys try that it clicks for all of them and they're like OMG THIS IS A GOOD WAY TO TELL Y/N I LIKE THEM
-immediately all three of them are screaming "I LOVE YOU YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY"
-these chaotic ass bitches are shoving each other and saying it
-you don't realize they're actually being serious tho lmfao you're just like OMG YES YOU FINALLY UNDERSTOOD IT!!!!
-they're giving you shocked pikachu faces like can you not tell they actually mean it lmfaoooooo
-the TikTok high key goes viral and people in the comments start saying who they ship you with lmfao
-you're like oh no!! it was a joke were just friends :) it was a joke haha :)
-and immediately in the comments aegon (the only one with an account) is like "for nowwwww ;)"
-you're like wait what
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toomuchracket · 5 months
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has d word girlie mentioned what happened to her on the hawaii trip to anyone who wasn’t with them? still pissed at matty that day, cause he couldn’t read the signals. *sigh* that man.
someone else asked if you'd told bff mrs mac and the answer is YES you did!! ross attempting to stop his wife murdering matty was actually futile, but at least he got to protect you a bit in the process. anyway - mrs mac (who isn't there because she's pregnant with keir and at home with eilidh) replies to your insta stories on the boat (cute selfies of you and ross and the rest of the fun boat crew) like "oh, you all look so good! where's shortarse?", and you're like "lol *insert his ex's name* is also here and he's on the other boat with her :) he was slightly upset i decided to stay with the girls for a catchup but he pointed out that we'll all end up at the same dock anyway so i suppose it's fine". and she's like "you're fucking joking", and you're like "wish i was lmfao. he doesn't seem to realise i'm uncomfy and she's flirting. but it is what it is ig. ross is keeping an eye on me, bless him". she's like "well, as long as you're alright, lovely", and then decides to deal with her fuckwit of a friend - right after the backflip debacle (perfect timing, honestly), matty gets a message from mrs mac that just says "cunt", and he's all surprised pikachu about it like "what????", and she's like "you fucking PROMISED you wouldn't hurt her, and you're letting your ex hang off you like a fucking leech? i can't fucking believe you, matthew. get a fucking grip". matty panics because oh my god he IS doing that, and he's like "did she tell you she's upset?", and mrs mac's like "she didn't have to. use your fucking brain for once. nobody would be happy about being in her shoes right now. i realise it might be hard for you since you need more attention than fucking tinkerbell, but i suggest you get off your arse right now and fix this, before both she and i never speak to you again". we all know what happens, he makes the effort and it's fine in the end, but mrs mac is not for forgiving him easily; you literally have to reassure her 39029 times that it's all ok now, and even then it takes her a minute to believe it lol. she has your back!
also, fully creased at "*sigh* that man". iconic <3
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Natalia has great fondness for Japan (it hosted significant tournaments in her career) and it comes through while she's trying new editing tricks, filters, lenses (fish-eye), color editing, music selection in this installment. I wonder how much she films and how much it gets reduced. It's a somewhat running joke of interviewees that Natalia will cut a chat down to a few seconds in the final cut (but it never seems that she does--though Natalia does have full control and I have wondered if she's been asked to not use specific things by any entity [interviewee, WTA, tournament]).
Natalia calls the fans in Japan the best in the world--and, honestly, Asian fans do tend to go above and beyond. Many were aware of the vlog, to the point where Natalia was given gifts as well, jointly and separately. At the fan meeting Daria was asked about the vlog and Daria directed everyone to say hello to the camera:
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I was shocked to learn that in 2016 after all the drama--and probably money (the chances were that it was likely cheaper to just buy the plushies at retail price)--that both Dashas (Kasatkina and Saville) left behind in Tokyo the Minions plushies they caught in the crane machines. They'd posted IG stories about their attempts and subsequently even got asked if they were successful, but this is the first I've heard of them leaving their hard-won prizes behind! Given Daria Kasatkina's addiction to crane machines/ufo catchers and the question Kalinskaya posed about if Daria would take her prize plushies with her, I have to wonder now how many plushies have been left behind (I'd give them away to fans if it came down to that or maybe as thank yous to the hotel staff) and how much, in general, players leave behind in each city because Kalinskaya seemed well acquainted with the practice given how casually and immediately she inquired.
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Hilariously Rybakina happened upon them in the game center at the moment to witness Daria celebrating her win and took the moment to laugh at her colleague speaking to the plushie. (How do those ufo catchers work? I don't play them so does the machine spit out just one plushie at a time for people to attempt to catch?)
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Another thread of drama regarded pokemon merchandise. Natalia's love for pikachu doesn't surprise me--who doesn't love pikachu, pikachu is the face of pokemon for a reason--but I have no idea why Daria loves bulbasaur so much… or why there was no bulbasaur merch to purchase at the Pokemon Center in Tokyo. Bulbasaur is one of the OG starter pokemon, why wouldn't bulbasaur be featured? Truth, though, I don't know if I've seen bulbasaur plushies around (like at fair games for parents to attempt to win for their demanding children), though I know I've seen pikachu and charmander… Anyway, fans remedied the slight by gifting a bulbasaur and pikachu to the couple. As fate would have it for perfect content creation, Natalia happened to be the one who got to open the bulbasaur pokeball and she took a little peek inside without Daria noticing and so Natalia knew Daria was going to be ecstatic. It was a cute little moment, Natalia anticipating Daria's joy--and it was, truly, joy. Daria doesn't react to any of her own wins that way.
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Anastasia Pavyluchenkova reappears. Pavs has raised her ranking this year during her comeback so that she should be granted direct entry into quite a number of WTA tournaments next season, but for now she and Daria still meet and diverge in the tournaments they play. Japan is very strict re: being punctual (in contrast to somewhere like Italy, apparently) and Pavs skirts danger with how she's much more lax with rules. She almost misses the bus from the hotel to the venue, but makes it in time to be ambushed by Daria (her practice partner of the day). Pavs is funny, as always, possibly still jet-lagged. (Daria, too.) Pavs has such a chill vibe and you can tell that Daria and she have a fun, bantering, easy friendship; when Daria laughs about Pavs' habit of spitting on her while talking or laughing and that Pavs no longer apologizes for it where she once did, they both die of laughter.
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It made me laugh even as I understood why that Pavs remembered whether or not she liked the food rather than any actual memories of a place. The quality and appeal of the food at any given venue is important and significant to many players. I'd be the same--and I wouldn't need to rely on it as fuel as a high-performing athlete.
At the end of the shuttle ride Pavs tries to turn the tables to ask questions of Daria, but the question is uninteresting and it's so awkward that by contrast it highlighted that Daria is quite natural at getting people to talk and to keep conversation going. With her friends it's easy, of course, but even with more casual acquaintances, Daria keeps conversation light, sometimes quite random, and comfortable. She may not be doing investigative reporting and asking hard-hitting questions, but she's giving people space to show their personalities. So you get to see how sweet and bubbly Camila Osorio is or how a bit shy and maybe even naive Katie Volynets is or how confident and unfazed Mirra Andreeva is or how drily humorous Jennifer Brady is. It's not just about feeling relaxed around Daria and being willing to chat with her but that Daria can keep the ball rolling. Even with Ostapenko, when Natalia cut together a funny edit of the two of them being awkward, the subtle point there is that Daria kept trying to coax something out of her companion. It's not particularly noticeable because the vlog isn't journalism but then Pavs utterly fails in the moment and it makes the light bulb go off.
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A reinforcement of that impression comes later when Daria calls out to someone seeing her walk by but Anna Kalinskaya, walking with her, didn't join in. Daria is the person you see and can have a drive-by exchange with.
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That said, Daria put forth an invitation/plea to Iga Swiatek to appear on the vlog. She joked at first that Iga avoided being on the vlog by extending her practice but revealed they didn't ask Iga. I wouldn't hold my breath; it doesn't seem like Iga's thing. I don't know if I'd say that Iga's and Daria's personalities would mesh. Daria may be friendly but Iga is shy and introverted. Iga also doesn't need the exposure... and/or possibly the optics of being on a Russian's vlog.
One of the funniest observations about the convo with Pavs came from a comment to the YT video:
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Pavs and Daria mentioned that they had to pay for the courts (and water) the previous day and so I'm guessing the official time afforded to the players as "inclusive" to the scheduled tournament hadn't begun yet and so the facilities weren't technically open for their use. So they had to rent the court, essentially. This is part of the considerations of logistics and scheduling travel and how early a player should arrive to a venue if you have that much time beforehand. Off-site courts are places players do go to; tournaments like the Slams often see players prepping in other locations because it can be difficult (or impossible) to reserve a practice court on-site if you aren't seeded and/or sometimes players have connections and can find quieter, less crowded places to practice. That Pavs and Daria then end up on a court they were told they couldn't practice on (center court) because they had no other options given rain was... impressive? After which Daria tried to get Pavs to do karaoke, lol.
One other thing stuck out to me in the Pavs interaction: There's a moment where Daria reaches out and fixes Pavs' hair without prompting and without hesitation. Daria is just one of those people who is so comfortable with physical contact, physical affection, physical space. I speak for myself here when I say that when I became aware I was attracted to women and that that identity would be a public thing others would know about me, I became so much more self-conscious re: touch and how that would be interpreted by others coming from me. Daria appears to have none of those hang-ups and no one seems to have any issue with how she expresses her affection; no one interprets it as anything but platonic--and that's really nice to see? It's unremarkable, unnoted, no one flinches away or seems aware of it happening, so to speak. It's what Daria does and that's how she interacts with people and that's how she moves through the world.
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Anna Kalinskaya reappears. Kalinskaya returned to the tour after an injury hiatus at the US Open. (I saw her play, actually.) I had expected to see Kalinskaya in the US Open episode--and evidently I wasn't the only person as Daria and Natalia received comments. Kalinskaya did not appear; Daria says they ran into each other only briefly at the US Open. When Daria asks Kalinskaya what she was up to, Kalinskaya says, "Life off the court is Life." Lol
There's a lot of banter energy between Daria and Kalinskaya and it's not always clear (to me, to us[?]) what is sarcasm and what isn't. They played the battledore game against one another and afterward Kalinskaya made a comment about how Daria won because Daria must have researched how to play the game, etc, ending with an "I know you" and I couldn't tell if that was part of the joke or if Daria is the type of person to fall into that type of research. Daria will watch matches, sometimes the matches of her potential opponents court-side, but is doing researchan actual part of her reputation? Dunno.
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Surprised to find out that Kalinskaya is a vegetarian. There are a number of vegetarian players on both tours, the most notable one being Djokovic, and I'm curious about their diets. Are they consuming as much protein and from what sources? (Natalia is a pescatarian herself.)
Daria is not afraid to use the vlog as a platform to air her grievances and this time it was pointedly: It's too damn hot, if a court has a roof, use it! The interesting bit was that she noted that a WTA official had come out to check the court and then promptly left, deciding the conditions were fine. Daria appealed that a) WTA officials should watch more than just the evening (primetime and thus money-making) matches, b) watch whole matches on court, and c) follow the tour from tournament to tournament. Then they'd understand how uncomfortable and brutal it is for players and spectators alike in some conditions and adjust where possible so that the quality can be better and the viewing experience improves.
It was also interesting to hear Daria talk about press obligations… given that she doesn't do much press anymore. Russian press isn't following their players and the more casual outlets who might be are ones to which Daria doesn't seem to be giving interviews.
This day she was doing press. She was asked by Japanese press to do a one-on-one interview because the journalist tweeted about worrying that Daria might not want to do an interview in the scenario that Daria loss her match (R1, vs Marta Kostyuk), and the journalist was reassured by WTA staff that Daria is cooperative and would do it no matter the outcome. Daria has a good reputation.
Anyway, Daria and Natalia chat briefly about press--in figure skating, I assume the federation(s) made sure there were translators for the skaters, but tennis players individually just gotta learn English. The tours don't provide translators--it's not practical given the nomadic nature of the tour and how many tournaments there are--so becoming an elite player does require learning English in order to get through press conferences. Carlos Alcaraz (Spain) and Qinwen Zheng (China) actively work on their English now that they are being interviewed so often in the press room by Anglophone press.
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superbattrash · 11 months
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Pikachu boy is a cutie pie
I don’t need the boob and poop and balls jokes but I’ll allow ‘em ig 🙄
Here’s my assessment:
Handface is seriously a creep
Big Shadow Thing is a weirdo
Aisawa sensei is bae oH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
Iida is my lil sweetie pie, such a good heart
Deku isn’t too bad in this episode
Bird teef face is SO YUCKY EW GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BAE
I MISS ALL MIGHT 😭
I see the kirishima x Bakugo thing ig 🤷🏻
I have a hard time knowing who’s who honestly but thankfully I have nerd people who have been talking about this show for years lol
Heh. Shadow on a string >:3
WHAR THW AXRUAL DUCK STOP BRWAKING HIM????? I WANNA SCREAM STOP THAAAATTTT 😭😭😭 FUCKING DO SOMETHING YOU BITCHES SAVE HIM???!?!!!?!!!?!!??!
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h0rnyshakespeare · 2 years
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Ok bc we all know Katsuki’s the class’s resident relationship advisor
Skkfhhjsjx I saw this idea somewhere (on tumblr I think) and it’s just so good
It all started when Todoroki went to Bakugou to ask him something about Midoriya when they were newly dating
Idk WHY homeboy thought asking Bakugou was a good idea💀
Maybe it made sense to him bc Bakugou’s known Midoriya since childhood
And Todoroki probably figured, “We’re friends, right? We’ve been close since retaking the hero license exam together…”
(Ok that was kind of a joke but IMAGINE IF HE REALLY THOUGHT THAT😭BABY NUU)
So whatever the reason, Todoroki pulled Bakugou aside; the conversation went a little like this:
“What the hell do you want, Half-and-Half?”
“Does Midoriya like flowers 🧐❓❓”
“…”
“Does he?”
“HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW, HAH? YOU WEIRDO!”
“Bakugou, it was just a question🧍‍♂️.” (I’m sorry this gives me “Bakugou, they’re just kids,” vibes-“
Anyway, Bakugou sighed and grumbled that the ‘damn nerd’ was into ‘that kinda cheesy, romantic shit,’ (izukuuu🥺) then cursed at Todoroki some more before walking away.
He’s a little… special :3
A few days after Todoroki gifted Midoriya flowers (“Ah, uh, Todoroki-kun, you didn’t have to 0///0” “Do you not like them?” “oH NO I LOVE THEM THANK YOU SO MUCH😭😭”), everyone was chilling in the common room when Mina made a remark on how she’d never thought Todoroki did romantic gestures, to which he responded, “Bakugou told me Midoriya liked romantic gestures, though.”
When I tell you a BIG ASS SMIRK FORMED ON MINA’S FACE-
“He gave you relationship advice👀❓❓”
“Yes😐”
“Ohohohoho… interesting. All that romance manga should’ve put something useful in his brain😏”
“…Bakugou reads romance manga?😶”
“He does.”
“I should ask him to lend me and Sero some…”
And like the big gossip she is, Mina told everyone in and out of their class💀
So now, anyone who doesn’t have a death wish (*cough* Denki *cough*) goes up to him for all their romantic problems
“Heyyy Kacchan🌚~”
“The hell do you want, Pikachu?🤨”
“So like,,, I can’t decide between Jirou and Shinsou….”
“Oh my fuc- WHY IS EVERYONE ASKING ME FOR ADVICE I’M FRICKING SINGLE FOR GOD’S SAKE! AND JUST DATE THEM BOTH!”
“You know, I never really thought of that. 0-0”
Insert very loud and dramatic sigh by Bakugou here💀
He soon finds out who exposed him, he’s not stupid.
There were only two people (one of them being Kirishima- the only person who’s been in his dorm) who knew about his collection anyway.
“RACCOON EYES!”
“Why, hello to you too, Bakugou.”
“You fricking told everyone, you little shit? Hah?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about😗😗✋”
It only takes him threatening to finish all of Mina’s expensive shampoo (that she grudgingly shares with the rest of the Bakusquad) to get her to confess
“Okay fineee, but our classmates desperately need it.”
“SO TAKE THEM TO A RELATIONSHIP COUNSELLOR OR SOME SHIT AND LEAVE ME ALONE!”
“But Bakugouuuuu! Counseling isn’t freeeee🥺”
And thus, Bakugou’s peaceful life at U.A. had come to an end.
Until he started threatening to blow anyone up if they didn’t leave him alone
But then again
He does that all the time sooooo
Ig everything’s back to normal🤡❓❓
(Not with Todoroki tho, he still gets advice from Bakugou or tries to)
(The two of them have started sharing romance manga too :3)
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Me and the co-conspirator batted about maybe having Gymrat!Patton having situs inversus totalis (SIT; where all your internal organs are flipped/mirrored horizontally).
Me: [After watching a YT vid on the subject] feel like it'd be funny ig gymrat!pat had a chance to encounter someone w/ situs inversus
Him: He is situs inversus It's what led him down the path of medicine He grew up unable to trust a doctor to not fuck up Every patient he ever worked on "just making sure, your heart is on the left side right?" "Of course it is, why would you ask like yours isn't?" “Because mine really isn't"
Me: i imagine the surprise pikachu face there
... but i think pat has situs inversus w/o any sig impacts to his day-to-day life.
it DOES mean he has to be good to his organs because you're basically up shit creek w/o a paddle if you ever need an organ transplant
Him: And why he'll sit on anyone about to wreck themselves "If i'm not allowed to wreck myself, i'll be damned if i allow you to." Of course, he still does tell people to rub dirt in wounds as a joke
Me: i want to think - since SI is usually an incidental finding... pat mighta learned he had it from getting appendicitis
Him: Nah, routine health checkup with a trainee nurse freaking out over his lack of a heart Or xray of a broken rib Oh Best way Failing cpr
[Later]
Me: though now that i think it... pat would probably need one of those emergency bracelets saying he has situs inversus so docs know how to place defib probes and whatnot on him in an emergency i now picture him telling the crew that if they ever have to use an aed on him, to mirror the probe placement diagrammed and not to worry - those things will only activate for a shockable rhythm 
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I DON’T KNOW HIM!
just found out splendib centaurworld and movie!cole share a VA. imagine being tiger-coded and gay
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enbydio · 3 years
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me drafting a comic: heh, this is pretty funny! :)
me publishing said comic, having read it at least 80 times during the process: theres no way anyone's actually laughing at this shit
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themarkofoxin · 5 years
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me: *drinks milk, knowing full well that i’m lactose intolerant*
me, 5 minutes later when my stomach starts to hurt:
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faux-fae · 5 years
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I didn't Intend for my detective pikachu commission post to be the one everyone reblogged......... I have a more serious commission post explaining that I'm mostly taking commissions for a new computer u know...............
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cross-crye · 3 years
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𝕸𝖞 𝖋𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖗𝖊𝖏𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓
with: William James Moriarty; Dazai Osamu; Edgar Allan Poe; Ronald Knox; Saiki Kusuo
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warnings: a bit angsty; mentions yanderes ig; unedited (on this blog we take the 2 am draft and go with it)
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why would you reject him in the first place?
i may be biased since he’s the love of my life but come on
but if you did
he'd be pretty chill about it
after all it’s part of life
there's ups and down
ngl he’ll be disappointed
but he’d live with it
respect ur decision and move on
holy shit-
what if he was yandere tho
ohhh i have such a good fic idea now
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would try turning it into a joke
kinda like as if he’s testing you
def ends up in a depressed mood after
cuz after all
‘life is just a series of continuous disappointments’
he’s just very sad
would try to keep on being friends with you
but you can tell that something’s happened
so you'd probably end up taking him to the cafe during break
buy him a coffee as you have a chat
cuz he's not acting like himself
he may be able to fool the others (ranpo doesn’t count)
but you can tell somethings wrong
he's not annoying kunikida as much
after that hed probably be a bit better
cuz he realises that even tho he can’t be together w you
he still values your friendship and wants to continue it
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how?
first off
insecurities
he’d automatically assume that you’ll reject him
so don’t ever expect him to confess in the first place
and you can’t really reject him in this case
since your the one doing the asking
the only scenario in which that would be possible that i can think of
would be if ranpo used his ‘ability’
deduced that you loved poe back and poe was like 101% sure of it
otherwise never
but lets pretend for a sec that he would;
enter stage of heartbreak and grief
either
a) stops writing, looses all motivation to exist
like even stops feeding himself and karl
legit lives in his bed
or b)
he live in constant melanchony (hope thats how its spelled)
writes sad stuff without stopping
doesn’t leave his house
like no one ever hears from him again
it’s as if he vanished into thin air
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would be surprised actually
he’s a playboy
def has fuked around
he usually has people swooning for him
so when you reject him he’s caught off-guard
hes like the surprised pikachu meme
would try and continue to ‘pursue’ you.
not the ‘doesn't take no for an answer’ type
but kinda like how james was w lily
(i'm talking about the hp characters fyi)
but he still wouldn’t overstep any boundaries or anything
cuz he’s still respectful
i can just see him
asking out someone
who’s lesbian
and he’d be like
cool!
wanna go and flirt w women together then?
besides the point
if he’s genuinely interested in you romantically
he’ll be a bit disappointed
but will get over it
thinks that it might be cuz hes always flirting and you’d think that he’s only doing it to fuck you
if you legit tell him that thats the reason
he’s going to beat himself up for it
but would then proceed to try show you that its not true
like hed stop flirting w every attractive person in the vicinity etc
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lets be honest
its a miracle that he even likes you
dude’s a psychic, he can read your mind
so he wouldn’t confess to you if you don’t like him
but
no one said anything about him changing that
aka influencing ur daily life
kinda pulling a pavlov on you so that you like him
he reads your mind
and figures out what to do to get your rating of him to change
remember the love meter thing?
he uses that to makes sure that he succeeded
anyway
there’s no way that he’s going to get rejected
why am i thinking of yandere’s so much?
like writing this i realised that theres a lot of material to work with
you could write a lot w a yandere saiki
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milfy · 4 years
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how much we gotta pay for an iceberg full explanation
Do you really want me to do it? because i will
Im using the newest pokemon iceberg i made bc theres more stuff
Okay so-
Im going to leave put some of the top ones because everyone knows them, like we all know about the mew truck and we can all spell muk backwards.
Who was the first pokemon?- bulbasaur is first in the pokedex, rhydon was the first created, both mew and arceus were said to create the canon universe/be the first pokemon.
Bird is one of many glitch types in gen 1, notable because missingno and 'm have it.
Pokegods used to be a thing that a lot of people knew about, it refers to made up playground rumour about pokemon evolving further. Some of the designs look pretty cool actually
The spaceworld demo is a leaked pokemon gold and silver build it shows old scrapped pokemon and locations.
Bills garden is another hoax because behind bills house in red and blue you can see this patch of grass, and people made a hoax that mew was there, usual stuff. Its actually just a fuck up with the house tileset.
Poke-racism refers both to pokemon discriminating against eachother, and also people doing that. Pokemon have been shown to marry trainers, and to be greatly respected but they dont really have rights. Also the canon fact of raichus never existing much because people dont want them could count ig?
Surfing pikachu was an event pokemon, it was just a pikachu who knew surf, you could play the surfing minigame in pokemon yellow with it
Lavender town syndrome and buried alive are old shitty creepypastas.
Glitchcities are another gen 1 glitch (see what i was most interested in yet?) it just refers to any time that the location you are in gets all glitchy and messed up when you do a glitch. Heres the long answer
Vietnamese crystal is a pokemon bootleg/early unofficial translation. It was released before the official crystal, but it wasnt translated well at all, everyone says fuck and they call pokemon elves. (See elf pokemon)
Pokemon pink is a scrapped game, as ash was originally gonna have a clefairy not a pikachu. There was gonna be both yellow and pink released but pink got scrapped. I dont think we ever got much info on the game.
255 is the max number hexadecinal can handle. 256 wraps back to 0. Gen 1 and 2 i think were coded in hexadecimal, most overflow glitches exploit this.
Mossdeep space centre has this guy who talks about rocket launches. there was this rumour that said that when 100 rockets have been launched you could get deoxys.
Bad egg is a gen 3 and 4 glitch pokemon(?) it sucks.
Pokemon promotes gambling isnt even a hoax or rumour, the slot machines had to be taken out of the games for western release in order for pokemon to not be rated 12+ because of the gambling.
Pokemon are food - in the anime they eat a magicarp
Maril azuril and azumaril all have different gender ratios which means in evolution they can change gender.
Tweaking is a gen 4 glitch i dont like it its scary
Gen 3 games have fire red leaf green maps and all their items in the code, they are pretty corupted but they are there.
Ash's mum has a very close relationship with her mr mime... ppl joke that he is ash's unseen dad
In gen 1 you can fight professor oak with a glitch, he was a scrapped trainer.
The ss-anne never left just reference the fact that after you complete the actual time you are meant to be there it sails away as you leave. But if you re access it with walk through walls the boat is still there.
Bike shop text glitch is a gen 1 speedrunning glitch summoning salt talked about it, talking to the bike guy makes the text on screen faster.
Ditto is a failed mew clone- gen 1 again, in pokemon yellow the only place to find ditto is the cinabar mansion basement, theres also books all over the mansion talking about mew research and mewtwo. They are also the only 2 pokemon who know transform.
Im going for help wait in the usual place is just text in pokemon x&y its written on a wall somewhere in lumiose
The maximum amount of damage possible in a pokemon game can only be dealt by a shuckle, because of his extreme stat distribution. Heres some forum post about it
Yoshi is a pokemon was an april fools joke by nintendo power magazine, here is the scan.
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Lt surge talks about his pokemon helping him in the war (also his title is lieutenant which is some army rank) and in pokemon x&y they talk about a 1000 year long war between people and pokemon. which means there was at least 2 big wars in the pokemon universe.
The gen 1/2 trading screens show game boys and a link cable on screen. Even if you are trading characters in game. Do they have gameboys too? Are pokemon even real in game? Or are they just an ar game?
The mystery zone is just anywhere out of bounds.
You can shiny hunt in gen 1 even though shiny pokemon dont exist. Heres a video about it
No you are not the one is a quote from the lumiose ghost girl, some easter egg in pokemon x&y
Charizard is a glitch pokemon references my personal least favourite glitch pokemon, charizard 'm. Its got the hex of (FF) or 0, which means it is treated as the cancel button. But its a pokemon. You can do some glitches such as merging pokemon with it. Heres some more about it
In the japanese diamond and pearl it is stated the marrage of people and pokemon was a common thing. It wasnt localised.
Pokemon are human is from kadabras pokedex entry, where it says that he was a boy who got turned into a pokemon. Along with phantump, yamask and many others, a lot of pokemon seem to have been human once. (And if we take pkmd into account... yeah)
The seizures caused in the porygon episode in the anime was because of pikachus thunderbolt, and not because of porygon himself.
Hooked dragonite is another glitch zzazz explains it better than i could.
Pokemon exists in an anarchist universe- no cops, no government, people have jobs but its never really a thing they need to do. Yeah if you think about it it makes sense.
Jacred 1 2 3 (NOISE WARNING FOR ALL LINKS)
Trans pokemon, pikachu have a heart shape on the end of their tail when theyre female, male pikachu dont have this. Also trans trainer ig? Not relevant but it happened
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(Also pikachu can be lesbians which is very nice.
4 4 s true cry was a massive mystery, its another gen 1 glitch pokemon. When battled it crashes the game because its front sprite is too big. And when in a pc its cry changes. So you cant really hear what its natural encounter cry sounds like, or so we thought until zzazz posted a video of it.(LOUD) Its never been able to be repeated again.
Hypno child preditor- a hypno abducted a child. The creepypasta hypnos lullaby, the official shirt depicting him stealing a child, also hypno looks pretty creepy.
Poke clones isnt referencing any of the cloning glitches in game. Its about the first movie. The one where mewtwo makes copies of all the pokemon and they come out looking all stripy.
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Pong in pokemon blue was 8F arbitrary code exection, which somehow made it possible to code pong into the game, and play it.
Pokeballs killed a child. TW CHILD DEATH. LIKE AS IN ACTUAL REAL LIFE HUMAN CHILD, also tw suffocation.
The nintendo website posted an article on april fools day in 1999 saying that you could get lickitung to evolve into luigi, and that he would have special moves and be a plummer type pokemon. The original page is long dead but heres a print of it
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The pokemon movie message? I dont know what it was, i used to watch it a lot as a kid and it always felt like it was trying to tell me something but idk what.
Arceus isnt god, well yeah, every reigion seems to have its own god pokemon, and who says sinnoh is right in that their pokemon is the true god.
where mew came from- well, thats the thing it isnt known, no lore says about it.
So yeah, thats it. Thats the iceberg.
I did consider making some up myself for the iceberg, like the mario 64 one did, but i decided against it. I felt things like "lavender town was a coverup for polybius" wouldnt fit in too well.
I could have included a lot more (ranging from twitch plays pokemon to the importance of pomeg berries and shit) but i didnt wanna spend actual time on it
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miioouu · 4 years
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rules: ship yourself with your favorite character and give headcanons on how your relationship would go
Omg I literally had a mental breakdown choosing!!! Like obviously i chose Baku, but i felt so bad for not choosing Sero like my baby deserves more love but..... I mean I'm a Bakugou slut what else can I say??
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-OK so like I said before, it's either one of two options.
-We either hate, like absolutely despise each other.
-Or we best friends. Periodt.
-Though I prefer the first option so that's what I'm going for.
-I might seem nice and kind here, but irl, i will definitely roll my eyes everytime I hear his voice.
-I will cry out of cringiness in the middle of the class when he has some presentation (i hate to say that but..... I've actually cried bc someone i dont like was talking to the class idk what's wrong with me!!!)
-But, I feel like I'd be good friends with Sero and Kaminari, since I somehow for some unknown reason, get along with idiot trouble makers.
-And being the fake bitch I am, I'll try and be nice to Bakugo, bur HaHa not so fast.
-I usually insult people a lot but I hide it in like a joke format, But katsuki is having none of it and he'll start insulting me.
-I'll either insult him back and we have like a weird hatred but not really relationship.
-Or if I'm having a bad day I'll cry, and even if he's an a-hole, he'll still feep bad for making someone cry.
-After a while, our hatred relationship evolves and we find each other literally glued to one another.
-We'll probably sit in the back and judge what the teacher is wearing, what on earth is Pikachu talking about, you know normal mean stuff.
-We have.... Special nicknames for each other.
-Of course I'll always call him Bakubae, Bakuhoe, Bakuwhatever but in a more private setting, I'll call him Kat, pronounced Cat.
-Because I just like cats and he reminds me of those angry cats you see all over the internet.
-He'll probably just call me by my first name, and if he wants to annoy me, he'll call me by my middle name.
-But also in more private settings, he'll have sweet nicknames like Baby, babe or princess.
-Though I'll literally shoot daggers at him if he uses that last one.
-I don't think either of us are into dates.
-Fancy, romantic stuff are just beurk so it's probably more of hang outs at each other's house or at friend's.
-And if we do go on dates, it's something really lowkey, like movies or a simple lunch dates.
-OR OMG he'll take me to cat shelters because he likes to see me cry and suffer but I also always beg him to get me one and he gets annoyed.
-Our lock screen background is not each other pic, because you know, idk it's just cliché.
-But our home screen is probably a picture of us.
-Maybe me sleeping and he's taking the pic. Like one of the rare ones where he's smiling.
-We looove to make fun of stupid horror movies.
-Since neither of us gets scared, and let's be honest most of horror movies don't have a good plot, we're just laughing the entire time.
-Ok so sweeter hc.
-When I'm having a bad day, he always knows what to do. He doesn't cling to me and he lets me cry.
-He tells me that it's ok to cry and will listen to me angrily explaining to him what's going on.
-And if he's having a bad day, I'll the one to do all of that, I'll hold him and run my hair through his hair, wipe away his tears as I tell him how important he is to me.
-I probably overuse the words I love you, but when he always say it back, it just feels so special and I'll get all blushy.
-Ugh hugging him would be an absolute delight, I'd be the one hugging him, so so tightly while he's just standing looking at his phone or talking to someone.
-It might not sound the sweetest, but that's how I like my hugs.
-And on the rare occasion where he's the one hugging, his hands would wrap up so tight, I'll have to push him away to breathe.
-When we're just sitting around, with his head on my shoulder looking over it to see what I'm drawing, I'll probably take any pen and start doodling on his arm, hearts, animals, eyes, dicks.... Whatever and while he tries to erase them, he'll keep the 'I love you Kat"!!
-Ok weird thing I'd do, I'll try and convince him to dye his hair black, only cause blonds aren't my type.
-Omg the more i think about it the more i wonder how he's my fav??
-I always need someone to be honest with me and get me out of my confort zone, so he's the one doing so.
Ok and ig songs weren't on the original prompt but imma do it cause i like it.
Simple Love by The Digs
So fall into my arms
It's the only place to be
You're the fish and I'm the sea
Our love is a simple love
It's a simple love
It's a simple love
Les Hautes Lumières by Fauve
J'porte le blason de mon clan
Je l'ai désormais gravé sur la face visible de mon coeur
Mais ça ne fait pas mal rassure toi au contraire
J'ai fait broder nos souvenirs étincelants sur deux manteaux de nuit
Que m'ont offerts des frères tisserands, drapiers canuts
J'ai à la main mes haussières
Je suis prêt
Après la nuit
Avant le jour
Et à travers les roselières
Après la nuit
Avant le jour
Je t'offrirai les hautes lumières
(translation)
I wear the coat of my clan
I have now engraved it on the visible side of my heart
But it does not hurt be reassured on the contrary
I had our sparkling memories embroidered on two night coats
What the weaver brothers, canut drapers gave me
I have my hawsers in my hand
I'm ready
After the night
Before the day
And through the reed beds
After the night
Before the day
I'll give you the highlights
Thanks @necccomancy for the tag. I'll tag @bnha-homeroom and @1-800-callmekatsuki
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lynne-monstr · 4 years
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I can just imagine ywz proposing but like how he asked hst out, it's that clear that it's a proposal? He just kinda....hands over a lovely ring and hst nods and ywz kisses him and looks really happy, that's probably???? a proposal???? right???? Like there was a ring involved so hst takes it as a proposal even though the words, "marry me" were never actually said. Then the wedding planning starts and hst thinks internally: okay cool, it's a wedding, it's fine, 
(he's been panic screeching at yx for like two weeks over whether or not it's rude to ask if you've actually been proposed to, yx is tired) Yx obviously brings this up at the wedding like: "lol shaotian didn't even know if they were engaged for two weeks, cue shocked pikachu from ywz, so it's a miracle these dumbasses are together, hooray ig" ywz: YOU DIDN'T THINK WE WERE ENGAGED???? HST: YOU NEVER SAID MARRY ME???? Ywz: oh yeah...hm they're stupid and i love them
they’re both so stupid! how can two such smart people be so dumb! 
everyone thinks hst is the dumb loud one and yu wenzhou is the smart serious one but they are WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG. huang shaotian is a cunning cutthroat whose flashes of brilliance are only rivaled by his dumbassery the rest of the time. yu wenzhou can anticipate people so well he’s practically a mind reader but he FORGETS THAT NOT EVERYONE CAN DO THIS so basically he’s a dumbass too. 
tldr; they’re both idiots
so yeah, huang shaotian panics for 2 weeks while he tries to figure out if he just got engaged. it doesn’t help that everyone who sees the ring congratulates him and he’s like yeahhhhhh okay. it’s a good thing yu wenzhou is used to sharing  pre-game prep responsibilities with huang shaotian because he solicits his help planning the wedding, too. otherwise there’s an 80% chance huang shaotian would have met yu wenzhou for what he thought was a nice dinner only find himself ATTENDING HIS OWN WEDDING
afterwards, it becomes a game of one-upmanship between them, who can spring a major life milestone on the other without actually saying it. (yes yes they are partners but they are COMPETITIVE PARTNERS. it’s an occupational hazard that sticks around even after they retire)
yu wenzhou presents huang shaotian with a set of keys. (”you bought us a house?!”)
huang shaotian converts one of the offices in their new home into a bedroom in secret and shows the finished results to yu wenzhou. (”we adopted* little lu?!”)
their friends think they’ve both lost it, but the two of them are having the time of their life. and they joke that their marriage never gets too predictable!
(*well...only unofficially. lu hanwen still has his parents (and his room at blue rain) but now he has a place to crash as he gets older and needs more alone time. yuhuang are more like uncles really)
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zesty-doodles · 4 years
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Hello I haven’t used this to vent in a while and I’m back but it’s good!! I just can’t post it on my instagram bc I’m scared the people I’m talking about R gonna see but also it’s a bit stupid sOSJJS They mixed up our year sides at the beggining of this year and at first I was kinda sad but,, I am literally so grateful u don’t understand,, I think it rlly hit when this kid in my classes who I know shares a bunch of interests with me said ‘haha ur phone case I thought it was biscuit’ stupid right and today he said ‘paris!! u know the surprised pikachu meme...’ then proceeded to show me it recreated on his calculator. Ok literally and this other kid having like banter w me and this other kid telling ME jokes, like talking to ME SPECIFICALLY. This sounds so silly but I’ve never had that kind of banter I suppose or connection w people in my classes and It rlly makes me so happy,,, like people what to talk to ME? Like??? I’m so used to being treated like I’m weird or something or not being spoken to,, last year was rlly tough I think for that and now I’m just??? I feel like for the first time in my whole life i have?? Not friends but I don’t know how to explain it?? In class it’s just so weird for me,, I’m so happy bro :,] and a girl was like ‘paris!! Ur in my science? Good! I want to have a friend to walk with aha’ BRO MY HEART U ADRESSED ME AS MY NAME?? UR LITERALLY ACKNOWLEDGING ME ?? FRIEND??? I was like emotional thinking about this I can not describe to u how much this means to me I don’t even know how to express it to them it’s insanewhish it’s so stupid I know but u know it’s just how I feel ig I shouldn’t be so excited over such small things but it means so much to me
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no25 · 5 years
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redoing a survey i took 4 years a go!!1! :~) 
1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
ya because i have asthma so fuck dat // yes
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
all of the above loooooool // taken uwu
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
i’d say thank you, you are too // same answer!!!!
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
probably // not that i know of
5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
nah // yes uwu
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
nothing. sleeping in on monday pretty much // nothing....
7: Do you want to be single?
i dont mind // not rn bc i am happy in my relationship atm!
8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
i went out and i had jollibee // i stayed in but i wish i went out...!
9: How late did you stay up last night?
til like 1 or 2 i think doing fuckin nothing lol // i dont remember but it was late!!
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
junior year??? and RIGHT NOW ???????? LMAO!!! // yes (: rn!
11: Last three things you had to drink?
breakfast, lunch, and dinner: mocha cappucino, sprite, and water // water, strawberry lemonade, baja blast ! 
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
ya man i’m fake af lol // yes
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
ya man i’m fake af lol // not sure, but maybe...
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
my mom probably // my bf tony omg the answer difference
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
depends but not rly bc i’m fake af lol // idk wtf i was talkin bout but in terms of platonic relationships, it rly depends on my closeness with the person! and i’ve never been thru a breakup so i cant say anything...
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
ya what was that like august? been single since i was born tbh // no uwu
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
getting ready to shower // i was still in bed lol!!
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
trisha but she was only holding on to my pinky // tony!
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
no bc it is too late for me // same answer lol
20: What would you name your future daughter?
clara after the singer or adora after that prodigy // who the hell was i talkin about... okay just googled who adora svitak was (the prodigy i was talking about) and sis was born in 97... i too was born in 97....damn i was mute for like half my life and sis was in a TED TALK at 12 so thats cool... anyway i want to name my daughter after my mom!
21: Do you miss anyone?
not really. just one person // yes :(
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
yea but they were just quick pecks on the cheek // yes
23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
no it took place while i was sitting down in a chair and it was from my pops on my forehead //  i do not remember actually LOL
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
ya bc i’m fake af lol… just kidding my friends say i make shit hella obvious sometimes guess i’m not as good of an actress as i thought i was // hmm no but i wish i was... but i’m a PISCES i ABSORB EVERY EMOTION AND IT SHOWS
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
fffuuuuuuck yyyeeaaaa // yes :(
26: Who did you last see in person?
my parents? what you tryna ask here // i dont rly understand the contxt of this question, im just gona say my roommates bc theyre in the room with me
27: Are you listening to music right now?
yes chandelier by sia // no i’m listening to an asmr video!
28: What is something you currently want right now?
to finish my hw but that’s not happening anytime soon bc f society // i was sooo angsty back then omg lol but i want new makeup, clothes, and accessories!
29: What is the last thing you said out lot?
this question because i read it out loud bc of the typo // hmmm i don’t remember! i think it was... can u wash my fork
30: How is your heart lately?
heavy // empty (: damn i’ve been depressed my whOLE LIFE huh
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
yes because my head gets cold // sometimes!
32: Are you wearing socks?
yes and they’re grey / not rn
33: What do people call you?
chacha or princess sometimes but not really mostly just charlene // charlene, char! not rly chacha anymore! i miss being called chacha! but ppl who arent that close to me started calling me it so its weird! but it might b my fault for pushing the nickname... but i mean nicknames are only a given IF ur close with that person right... so idk why ppl thought itd b ok right away! like cmon ppl!
34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
maybe~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~but if i do i’ll feel like i’m bothering him lol / maybe ! but it’s ok if we dont
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
you think this a joke ofc there are wtf!!!! // yes.. same answer LOL
36: Who did you last share a bed with?
my mommy // tony
37: Did you do something bad today?
procrastinate)))))): // same answer, add two shots of ~hate myself~ in there too
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
like two days ago? is that sad / today!
39: Do you get stressed out easily?
ya but it’s my own fault i’m hella dumb but in the end i’m just like oh well ALOT which is actually not healthy at all / yes! it fries my brain and i become numb to it lol
40: Will you sing today?
i sing everyday // i hope!
41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
yes because i am so bad at talking / same answer!
42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
kaithleen and i like talking to megs but when i do tell people stuff i feel like i am giving them more stuff to worry about so i usually end up not going to them at all lol / tony or my vocaloid sisters groupchat! 
43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
no; thanks jesus / no
44: What are you listening to right now?
we could happen by aj rafael / same asmr video!
45: What is wrong with you right now?
a lot of things / i need to find new ways of unlearning the harmful coping mechanisms and negativity i’ve internalized, but i know it takes a lot of work for self improvement, so i think it’s easier to just be sad :(
46: What is on your wrists right now?
my sleeves and my veins / wtf angsty bitch lmao NOTHING is on my wrist lol chill
47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
t’s a house find and it says tiburon and conference center lodge so ig uess it’s from there / it’s a free shirt from a programming company! or gaming i cant remember....
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
hot chocolate wtf is hot apple cider i never tried it / hot chocolate!
49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
i used to / aww same answer, maybe i should start again! but i always lose track of time...
50: Are you a good artist?
fuck yeah. sike i’m a disgrace / no :(
51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
ew / yes!!!!!!
52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
who do you think i am do you think people like counting the months backwards? anyway idk i didn;t do shit in july / yes bc i would b at home with my cat!!!!!!!
53: Ever been on a golf cart?
no / not while it was moving!
54: Do you have trust issues?
ya bc i’m fake af lol / yes :(
55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
tony or kaithleen kinda but she always falls asleep / tony!
56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
yea think so from my middle school days but the only thing i can rly think of is this pikachu shirt / yes!!! that pikachu shirt, a goofy movie shirt, and a spirited away shirt!
57: Do you use chap stick?
i used to / not the brand chapstick but yes! i think my lips have become too dependent on it tho bc they dry out or sunburn easily if i dont use it for a while or if its a rly sunny hot day!!
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
yes probably but on accident pretty sure i’d remember it clearly if it was on purpose / not that i know of!
59: Do you have a little sister?
no but if i consider my friends as little sisters i’d have like seven or soemthing / no!
60: Have you ever been to New York?
no but i would love to go / not yet!
61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
yes and i love them too / same answer !!!!
62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
ya and it was the opposite sex dude you asked about earlier / yes!
63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
talkin to the late night people you asked about earlier / on my laptop watching asmr videos lol!!
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
no / yes 😥
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
ya like 10 / i cant believe i counted... but yes!
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
no / yes, tony!
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
i actually don;t remember oops sorry mom give me up for adoption / yes, tony!
68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
i am okay with both but i have to be close to you first to face you if we sleepin on the same bed lol / im fine with either !
69: Will next Friday be a good one?
i dont think so. everyday feels the same and i am bored all the time / im gona speak it into existence, YES!!!!
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