#pilf for parent idk

[musicalpilftournament]

Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory The Musical)

Submitted Actors: Christian Borle Propaganda: How is Christian Borle not fuckable?

#again i dont really know if he's actually a parental figure but maybe the stage show is different idk #willy wonka propaganda #pilf tournament #propaganda

[icharchivist]

I hope Orologia will become number #1 DILF next round and will share #1 MILF with Ladiva 🥺

HELPP

idk how many people would LF Logia especially, i feel like people are mostly on the "would love to be loved and pat on the head by Logia", but, i could imagine their pure parent vibe will propels them on both PILF poll. DILF might end up having them score high, compared to the MILF poll, but i would believe in them.

If they manage to become the best co parent with Ladiva, it'll be worth it. Esp if Dilf & Milf, like, we really went "our parents are not cis thank you very much" to anyone who'd love to hear it. love that about us.

Looking forward next year's poll now.

#ichareply #lucyferros #ichafantalks gbf #ichablogging gbf #ichablogging 9thanni

[mimirjoo]

do u have any advice on making a story thingy? im writing my own phantom not-phantom story and idk what to do at all

Uhhhhhh in all honesty I'm just winging my story project! I am a novice in story writing - I just got into writing more this year. So do take my advice as my own subjective opinion. Art ultimately has no rules, but what's important is that you have fun with it. Personally, to get started it helps me to put down some bullet points of points I want to base my story off. For the POTO!Au, these include: - Gender-swap - Pilfs parents - Christine is translated into a more mature, weary character, but still echoes Christine's empathy and sense of wonder - The Phantom is literally an angel, and the Phantom's distress and insecurity over their deformity is translated into the shift into a mortal, imperfect body - Setting is based off Spanish Colonial Philippines, and the repression of people's belief in local gods is explored It helps to just dump these points into a blank piece of paper. Just let yourself go first, no pressure to be perfect, and then refine and link up the points later. Creating a basic outline can help. It's something that you can come back to anytime to center your story around and keep things cohesive. That said, I've also watched Brandon Sanderson's lectures on Youtube (free writing class!). Here's the first video: https://youtu.be/0cf-qdZ7GbA

As I said, however, art has no rules. You can borrow my methods or use your own. There's no right or wrong way to go about this. Heck, if Phantom of the Opera adaptations can go absolutely nuts with their concepts, we can too. Good luck! (And if you decide to post your writing, feel free to tag me if you wish. I love reading people's work.)

#meemtalks #the phantom and the soldier #asks

[crypt1dcorv1dae]

I'm gonna be totally honest like. I love a milf I love a milf I love a pilf (parent Id like to fuck) but I dont think I'll ever actually go for it bc the fact they would also be attracted to ME (someone who potentially is young enough to be their kid) would make me uncomfortable. Like until I hit Full Adult Status (like 30+) and don't look like a damn 12 year old boy anymore I wouldn't be comfortable with it at all... Cus like yeah I know why IM attracted to YOU but why the hell would THEY be attracted to ME (who just admitted I kinda still look like a 12 year old boy) like. I'm not into you being into me. Ykno?

Like this is just my own feelings on the matter, partially because I AM still incredibly young and very inexperienced, I am not gonna judge others for what they do but I just... IDK. For myself I couldn't. Would make me feel scummy like I'll be sticking within a decade (upwards only, I wouldn't be interested in anyone under 20) for the foreseeable future thanks.....

[thym3y]

alternatively titled: the milf/pilf(?) solidarity magazine

#pilf for parent idk #the owl house #the owl house fanart #toh #toh fanart #eda #eda fanart #eda clawthorne #raine whispers #raine whispers fanart #eda x raine #raeda #raeda fanart #digital art #illustration #artists on tumblr #also RAINE WITH TATTOOS I REPEAT RAINE WITH TATTOOS #PLSSSSS THEY WOULD LOOK SO GOOD #also i just need to share that right before i was abt to export this i realized i had written 'coven leader or antichrist rebel' #and honestly i was half tempted to keep it

[emersonfreepress]

any of the RO parents milf and dilf?

like if the mc meets any of their parents will they be thinking 'oooh damn' heart eyes heart eyes

- pls dont question this :) LL

ohh, good question, VERY important. the PILFs are probably:

Gabe’s mom, Val; Jessie’s dad, San (if you’re into gruff, silent cowboy types lol); R’s dad (low-key/high-key; i mean Rohan looks just like him); both of Vi’s parents, Gavin and Yvonne (imo anyway 👉🏾👈🏾); and Dave and Diane Emerson are good-looking but like...... i don’t think anyone would wanna F 'em 😅

idk about actually including a reaction from the MC, though 😆

#but our life lets you think the RO's dad is hot which i love as a cute little touch #so maybe? idk xD #lovely anon #ROs #spicie #family talk #answered

[smutty-ki113r]

idk what is going on here and I never do.

Anyways y'all simpin for dilfs over here??

Man I just wanna get stuck in a jeff; toby; ben sandwich... I like the crusty crackhead men.

Uh also idk if this is an official term but a friend of mine uses the term pilf...as in dilf or milf but with parent instead of mom or dad...just thought u might like it.

-🃏

I want Ben. I WANT A BEN PLEWSE SOMEOEN GIVE ME

IVE HEARD OF PILFS! I love it- the fact you were just like “ta da thinking of u” my heart beats for you love-

#📩 #creepypasta

[cloudninetonine]

No you're not. And now I'm like inclined to write pilf chill!player being a good parent(TM) and idk how to write most of the characters cuz I barely know their lore.

- Chill Anon

Don't worry babes you don't need to know their lore. When I started writing for them I only went off the Linked Universe personalities. If you wanna add extra stuff my suggestion is have a look at videos just explaining the story of the game on YT. That's what I did at least

#cloud answers #Anon asks

[tthankstoyou]

I am literally begging you to expand on the concept of DILF Sam Evans. Because I had such a visceral reaction to those words. Bonus Points if you can make it Hevans related, but really just any of those thoughts.

Babe, idk what to say other than all of the moms at the daycare/school want to get in his pants & would swoon over him being the best dad ever. BUT I do have a lot of thoughts for hevans 👀

Hevans connection:

• Kurt teaches at the school that Sam’s kiddo goes to, he teaches either kindergarten or 1st grade.

• Kurt thinks Sam is super attractive and thinks he’s one of the funniest & sweetest people that he’s ever met. Kurt practically dies every time Sam does impressions of his kids fav cartoons.

• Sam volunteers to chaperone field trips just to be close to Kurt.

• Kurt is convinced that there’s a Mrs. Evans, but at one of the field trips Sam subtly hints at being single and his kiddos mom not being in the picture. He also casually mentions that he’s bi, he says something like “As a bi man, I think [insert gay opinion].” To which Kurt replies, “As a gay man I agree.”

• He makes the BEST cookies for bake sales. Every mom would try to get their time slot for selling at the table at the same time as him, but him and milf Quinn Fabray always make sure to sign up for the same time slot. They’re queer pilf (parent i’d like to fuck) besties <3

• Sam’s kids LOVE Kurt, like they’re actually in love with him. They won’t shut up about him at home and go on and on and on about what they did at school that day.

• Sam comes into Kurt’s classroom every single day even he picks up his kids and offers to help clean up the mess that Kurt’s students made. Kurt usually refuses his help, but every time he internally freaks out because the super hot dad would rather be in his classroom than outside with the moms that would jump him at any given second.

• During one of the days that Kurt accepted Sam’s help, they start joking around a bunch. While Kurt is dying laughing, Sam stops and looks lovingly at Kurt. This is when Sam tries to kiss him. Even though this is something that Kurt wants, he stops it because he’s not about to be #unprofessional. Kurt tells Sam that for the sake of Sam’s kids, they can’t act on anything.

• After Sam’s kids move up to higher grade levels, Kurt is offered a better job at a different school. He accepts the offer right away. Sam is the first person to find out about this new job and they celebrate his achievement by going on their first date ✨

#dilf sam evans my beloved <3 #i love my mind for this #asks #nonny #dilf!sam evans #i should have a tag for that #hevans

[boykisserbuckley]

They’re all pilfs (dilfs and milfs parents idk)

absolutely correct every single one of them is a pilf i've got the range

#asks

[yusyed]

How would u refer to a nonbinary parent who u want to f-ck?

Either a NILF or a PILF idk

#ask #///nsfw

[fire-within-burns-eternal]

I was wondering what milf stood for so i asked my brother. Idk. I realized what dilf stands for. And he said that for brother it would be bilf, sister would be silf, and NOW we've been wondering about the gender neutral forms for these for a while. Pilf for parent. But sibling? Silf is taken. We have been thinking about it for 5 minutes.

Well it could be relative... So rilf? Anyone has suggestions?

#i do not know why were thinking about this so hard but we need the representation for our enby sibs #xD #apparently #i dunno dude

[geniusgub]

I'm thinking possibly pilf for parent but idk it doesn't sound right

pilf😭😭😭😭 i fucking love it

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Fast to react, Slow to learn

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/26265364

by deluxie

After an encounter with his team’s Pyro, Scout grows to (much like the rest of their team) fear them – it takes the undue chagrin of the rest of his team to realize what’s really going on and to bring them together.

Words: 1169, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: RED Pyro, RED Scout, RED Soldier, RED Engineer, RED Spy

Relationships: Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Spy (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Fluff, rivals to lovers?, idk what youd call this, More tags to be added, dad mode engineer, scout is permanently pissed at pyro but pyro is just a PILF( parent id love to FRIG), they/them pyro for now, this is just for my serotonin, engiespy comes later but i love that ship too, i promise you will get your food

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/26265364

#TF2 Engineer #TF2 Spy #EngineerSpy #EngieSpy #TF2 Napoleon Complex

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Fast to react, Slow to learn

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/26265364

by deluxie

After an encounter with his team’s Pyro, Scout grows to (much like the rest of their team) fear them – it takes the undue chagrin of the rest of his team to realize what’s really going on and to bring them together.

Words: 1169, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: RED Pyro, RED Scout, RED Soldier, RED Engineer, RED Spy

Relationships: Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Spy (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Fluff, rivals to lovers?, idk what youd call this, More tags to be added, dad mode engineer, scout is permanently pissed at pyro but pyro is just a PILF( parent id love to FRIG), they/them pyro for now, this is just for my serotonin, engiespy comes later but i love that ship too, i promise you will get your food

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/26265364

#TF2 Pyro #TF2 Scout #PyroScout #TF2 Flash Fire