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#piltover's finest incorrect quotes
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Jinx: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Lux: Even better!
Jinx: What the fuck did you-
Lux: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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Conversation
Caitlyn: Vi. Darling. Sweetheart. Light of my life.
Vi: You're angry with me, aren't you?
Caitlyn, smiling sweetly: Livid.
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walfordy · 5 months
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jinx: you left me…
vi: no powder, you’re my sister and i love you. nothing will ever change that.
jinx:…i saw your girlfriend naked before you did?
vi: *re-equips gauntlets*
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thesparringpanther · 3 months
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Vi: Let's play a game.
Vi: We spend quality time together and the first one to fall in love loses.
Caitlyn: Deal.
[3 episodes later]
Caitlyn: Dammit!
Vi: Ha, I make you happy!
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valenshawke · 7 months
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Caitlyn: You look good in that hoodie.
Vi: You know where else I'd look good?
Caitlyn, with zero hesitation: My bed.
Vi, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
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neferrious · 1 year
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Vi: Hey you should come over to my place tonight.
Caitlyn: You have a house???
Vi: Have you thought I was homeless this entire time?
Caitlyn: Yes. Why do you think I invite you over so much?
Vi: For sex obviously.
Caitlyn: Well that too.
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caitlynskitten · 11 months
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Caitlyn & Vi quietly eating dinner.
Vi: What is it, Cait? You barely at your food.
Caitlyn: I don’t know. I just feel…. uncomfortable right now.
Caitlyn turns to see Jinx with her gun pointing straight at her head.
Vi: *continues eating* She’s just joking. She’s not gonna do that.
Caitlyn: *shivering* Oh- okay…. I guess.
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vi-vanders-prodigy · 2 years
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Vi: Cait, you're losing a lot of blood. It looks like you're going to need a transfusion. What's your blood type?
Caitlyn: B Positive
Vi: I'm trying, but you're losing a lot of blood, Cait.
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axrynic · 2 years
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Featuring Caitlyn "has DEFINITELY snuck every woman in her social class into her bedroom" Kiramman
Based off of a tiktok audio and tumblr post by galahadwilder
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Vi: Caitlyn!
Vi: How's your head?
Caitlyn: Well I haven't had any complaints yet.
Vi: 'scuse me?
Caitlyn: Oh! Uh. I think I'll live.
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CaitVi kid: Mooooom, can we get McDonald’s ???
Vi: Do you have McDonald’s money?
CaitVi kid: No, but mommy does
*Car silence*
Vi: They got you there, babe
Caitlyn: *sighs in rich*
Vi: McDonald’s it is, on mommy <3
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Caitlyn: I love murder mysteries!
Vi, trying to impress her: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
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Nurse: I'm sorry, ma'am. We can only allow family to see Ms. Vi at this time-
Caitlyn: Bold of you to assume I won't marry her on the spot.
Vi, still very drugged: You tell 'em, honey.
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walfordy · 7 months
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*Caitlyn passes medical file to Vi*
Caitlyn: Okay, you just need to sign here and here.
Vi:Done.
Caitlyn:
Vi: What?
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PATIENT INFORMATION
FIRST NAME: Vi
SURNAME: Vi
HOME ADDRESS: i dunno
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thesparringpanther · 5 months
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Vi: Your legs are like an oreo
Vi: I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle
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Conversation
Jinx: What’s it like dating Top Hat?
Vi: Once, I asked for water while she was pissed at me. She brought me a cup of ice, looked me dead in the eye and said “Wait.”
Jinx: I see…
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valenshawke · 1 year
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Caitlyn: I have decided that I am in fact a snack. People are just not hungry.
Vi, under her breath: I’m fucking starving.
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