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My friends made a list of quotes they could see the fellowship saying from things they’ve heard me say.

Please enjoy.

Aragorn: I can’t take a shower, the other forest animals are going to make fun of me.

Legolas: I’ve never been as drunk as I plan on getting tonight.

Gimli: I’ve been winded since 7th grade gym class.

Boromir: I’m just gunna lay here and play dead till you guys get back cause there’s a lot more hiking involved than I was promised.

Gandalf: BE GONE, THOT! *exists room at dead sprint*

Sam: God made me short so Im closer to your jugular incase you disrespect my friends.

Frodo: Hey can I borrow some of your will to live, I think I lost mine 5 decisions ago.

Merry: You can never roast me harder than I’ve roasted myself. In highschool I taped a picture of my face to my hoodie for ‘ugly sweater day.’ I’m unstoppable.

Pippin: My poor mom, they warned her about contractions but not weed.

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First kiss with the Hobbits (Headcanon)

Requested by: anon

Headcanons on first kiss with all the hobbits? They’re my favorite :)

A/N: Hey there anon, thank you for the request! First I want to apologize I took so long with this, I was very busy and not in a good moment these past weeks, so I took a while to write. Second, I need to say this is my first headcanon ever, and it was a challenge for me to write them because I think they are hard to do😂 but well here it is, and I hope you like it😅

Also my big thanks for @red-riding who made the first one with Frodo so I could have a base and do the rest (you guys should go and see her blog, her fics and headcanons are amazing) thank you so much for helping me❤


•Frodo and yours first kiss was at Bilbo’s birthday party

•It was awkward and short but full of love

•Pippin and Merry clapped afterwards as they knew you and Bilbo were pinning after each other for years

•You both pulled away with bright faces and wide smiles


•Your first kiss with Sam was very romantic in a beautiful place

•You both went to a calm place where you two could enjoy all the moments together

•It was slow, full of love and affection

•Even though you tried to hide from others, Pippin was there hiding behind a bush

•He was fast to ran and tell the others what happened

•And when you two finally went back to the others and saw everyone commenting, you both became a blushing mess


•Your first kiss with Pippin was definitely an unforgettable experience

•You kissed at the Green Dragon during a party

•And because of that everyone watched

•But you and Pippin couldn’t care less

•Your first kiss was long and full of passion

•For some reason, he laughed after.


•Your first kiss with Merry was slow and gentle

•He definently put his arms on your back pulling you a little bit closer

•It was during the night with the Moon shining bright on the sky and illuminating your faces

•It was so full of love

•As one of you broke the kiss, you definently smiled slightly at each other


•Bilbo was very nervous before kissing you

•But you were as well

•You went to somewhere quietly away from people’s eyes

•And after a long talk you finally kissed

•You both were without air because of the nervousness

•And because of it the kiss was quick

•But it was definitely full of love

•And a moment you both would never forget

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There, much more hippyish now. It’s a good face. I hope now he’s a toddler his infantile glitchiness is outgrown.

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Pippin’s developmental milestones don’t go by as rapidly as some other kids in town; but Blossom knows that comparisons are odious.


His little face is, in any case, well worth the wait. 


“I already miss your little baby self, but maybe if Daddy and I get a half an hour to ourselves sometime I can get you a little brother or sister!”


“At least I can spell her making daisy bouquets. I bet I could even arrange tulips - I’ve seen her do it enough times.”


“Daisies sell like hotcakes, but I think the roses will put us on the map.”
“We’re already on the map, dear. We’re the only florist in miles.”

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They close the shop to get on top of things. William takes care of the yardwork.


“I need to do some concentrated flower arranging, but I’d rather be doing things with you.”
“Oh? What kind of things?”
“You know what kind!”


She may need better shoes, doing this much standing..


“Okay, Pippin, it’s just us guys for awhile.”


“Mommy’s working hard and we need to respect that.”

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Sam: You might have power on your side, but I know we’ll still win! Because we have the power of love on our side, and love always triumphs over evil!

Sam, to the hobbits: LETS GET HIM!

Boromir, with Merry, Frodo, Pippin & Sam clinging to him: Are you quite done yet?

Sam: It’s not working! LOVE HARDER!

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Originally posted by ladyoflaketownimagines

  • He first visits the hobbit homeland shortly after Sauron’s defeat to physically and emotionally recover from his ordeal as an arrow pincushion.
  • Merry and Pippin are ecstatic, but end up in a squabble over who gets to host him in their home (as if their family’s houses aren’t right across from each other).
  • The shirefolk would be much warier of the coming of a big man with a sword if they hadn’t already heard all about him from the Fellowship’s hobbits. Several times. Every time Pippin gets tipsy at the inn, in fact, which is quite often.
  • Boromir is in awe of the Shire, so much greener than the native plains of his home, and is positively charmed by the little round doors that lead into the cosy hillside homes.
  • Many things may be smaller in the Shire, but the pantries certainly aren’t! Boromir might have gotten an inkling about a hobbit’s love for food on their quest, but the full extent of it dawns on him while he struggles to keep up with all the breakfasts and traditional snack-times.
  • There is no force more formidable than hobbit grandmothers who deem you to be too thin for your own good. They will fatten you up with rich, seasoned beef stew and bread still hot from the oven, fresh vegetables from the garden made into soup and scones with homemade jam. 
  • Within just the first week as a guest in the Shire, Boromir is convinced he has tasted at least 30 pie varieties. They were all delicious so he’s not complaining, even if his muscle definition is going to hell.
  • He bashes his head on more rafters than he can count.
  • Despite only ever owning clothes that befitted his high nobility status (I mean would Denethor even allow anything else lol), he embraces the Countryside Chic™ with enthusiasm: wide-brimmed straw hats, suspenders, pants rolled up to the knee, Middle-earth’s flip flop alternatives, tartan throws. It’s the complete opposite of the uptight attire the royal hall demands and he’s amused by the tiny rebellious thought that if his father could see him now, he’d be rolling over in his grave.
  • He always found the hobbits’ colourful vests to be rather neat, especially since vests aren’t even a thing in Gondor, so Merry’s mother sews him one that fits perfectly and he is very touched. He’s never worn anything so simple, yet so comfortable and homey.
  • Even if he’s technically there to recuperate, he doesn’t shy away from work and wants the full agrotourism experience. He tries his hand at tilling farmer Maggot’s field alongside Merry and Pippin, who have to do it as penance for all the crops they stole right before their big adventure. He also tries out gardening and fishing.
  • If pressed for information about Boromir’s horticultural endeavours, Sam would diplomatically say he’s doing just fine, but wouldn’t let him touch his garden in a million years.
  • Pippin shows him how to hypnotise a chicken.
  • They revive their ritual from the early Fellowship days and bring back sword-fighting lessons as a fun little afternoon activity.
  • The hobbit children, who have only ever met Gandalf, are a bit disappointed to find out that not all big people possess pyrotechnic skills, but they are mesmerized by how fluidly the man can dance around with a sword, fending off attacks from both Merry and Pippin simultaneously.
  • The sword-practising trio soon realizes that they have a persistent audience, so their training ritual soon turns into giving backyard fencing lessons to tiny, eager students. Mind you, all of them use sticks on those occasions, for the children’s parents would surely forbid it if they found out a real blade was involved in any capacity. 
  • No one can throw a party like the hobbits and Boromir falls in love with their songs and dances, even if he’s too embarrassed to participate in any of it. Well, his singing voice is pretty decent after a few cups of ale.
  •  He learns that people who know nothing about military tactics can’t be regaled with epic battle stories, but recounts of his and Faramir’s youthful mischief are a huge success.
  • He returns to Gondor the epitome of health: tanned with sun-bleached hair, cheeks nicely rounded once more, lively eyes and a rejuvenated spirit.
  • Faramir is so happy that his brother finally got a break from chronic stress and unrealistic expectations. He is curious to know what he had seen and learned, perhaps they could visit the Shire again one day, together.
  • Boromir shows him how to hypnotise a chicken.
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