#pissyass

[pissyass]

Hows things going?

I'm goin to be completely real with you I have NO IDEA when this was sent in and I'm sorry if it's just been sitting here for a while

but I've just been vibing, working on other projects and doing everything I can to earn my degree. I've drifted away from creepypasta, not because I don't like or indulge in it anymore, but because it just isn't the be all end all realm I want to make content in. I have a lot of stories I wanna tell, and beyond that, I've lost friends that pulled me back into this fandom. Things with that whole mess are just bizarre, but luckily they've done nothing to deter my love of the communities I'm involved in. BUT BASICALLY, I don't have anyone left to really interact with, and as such I think this blog has just fallen into obscurity

and honestly? I'm okay with that. Things come and go; maybe I'll come back maybe I won't. Either way I'm still around, just not in the same ways

#ask #ask me shit #pissyass #creepypasta #this shit still makes me happy #its just not my focus anymore

[medicinalvoodoo]

Please Stop Sending Me Asks About Pissyass

I really have nothing against them, however I don’t want to talk about it. I don’t want any rumors on tumblr and I don’t want any feuds starting. Please, just leave it be out of respect for me AND them.

#hi my name is ej #any ask I get about pissyass from here on out will get deleted #i'm sorry I just won't allow that drama to happen #i'm really tired of all the drama

[prismatic-bell]

Hi do you remember this image at all

Hey look guys! Another one for the Hate Mail Wall of Shame!

Hey @jamessunderland2, did you know that if I were to actually take you up on your pissyass suggestion, you could be on the hook for a felony?

This is a real, actual, literal crime.

Hey @instructor144? How hard would it be to find this guy?

#the hate mail wall of shame #suicide baiting tw

[tellywoodtrash]

Hi TT,

I'm so glad that your lbs are back🥳🥳.

So much has happened in immj2 land after the vihaan track.Your lbs were the only source of immj2 for me..so when u stopped the lbs at the point where vihaan was revealed to be vansh only and he started playing mind games and revenge revenge with a clueless ridhima...Uske baad kya hua till the events in this lb I have no idea.So can you pls do a KAHANI AB TAK from the point where the lbs were on hold till now?

Love

Ratna.

Hi hi!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖

Oh boy, tbh, this show is bonkers crazy and I don’t know how to sensibly explain what the fuck went down, but I shall tryyyyyyy:

Ok so we left off at Vansh telling Riddhima to murder Kabir. She obviously can’t do it coz she’s a weakass bitch (warna kab ka Vansh ko hi maar deti uske anginnath chutiyaape ke liye............) Kabir gloats about it to Vansh and also lets slip that they were in a relationship before she came into V’s life, and how he’s just not fated for love, is he. Vansh gets hella mad at this and instead of going to therapy about it like a normal person, decides ki I have to get revenge from Riddhima for this. They go on some dhaarmic vacation where he abandons her and when she finally makes her way back everyone’s like “Hein tum kaun????????????/ Vansh ki biwi toh Ahaana hai.” So basically Riddhima; whose whole identity is just being Vansh’s wife; ka account deactivate ho jaata hai, like Trump’s twitter. Siya meanwhile starts yelling in her coma for Riddhima Bhaabi, so Vansh has to let R stay. There’s some stupidass competitions and shit between her and Ahaana and R is finally like ok you know what I’ve had enough of this and leaves. Siya finally wakes tf up and tells everyone the truth. V like OHNOE!!!!!!! I’M A DUMBASS!!!!!!! (yeah, we know.) and runs behind R and stops her from leaving. R usse bhi badi buddhu and actually gets back together with this fucking crazy man and his nonsense family. Ab aata hai track where Kabir starts sending Riddhima clues about her past and R finds that her parents didn’t actually abandon her at the anaath-ashram but actually died in some accident. She finds that around the saaaaaaaaame time, teenage V was in juvie. Snooping around, snooping around, as per usual she wants to know if V’s connected to her parents. Because no one taught her ki correlation =/= causation. V plans elaborate second shaadi to keep her from snooping but Riddhima apni multitasker max hai! Manages to get through 4098340239480 shaadi rituals and also do her jasoosi, finds out he was in juvie for a car accident that killed a couple. V lies to everyone that the couple he actually killed was Kabir’s dad and aunt. Yeh sunke K ki khisak jaati hai, but then he actually overhears V and Ishani talking ki that was a lie and it was Ishani who killed Riddhima’s parents and V took the blame for her. Kabir doesn’t like being taken for a fool and is like bitch imma burn this shit to the ground now and get my girl back too. Meanwhile V is having issues with his diamond smuggly business and is like “omg I have such a dangerous line of work I can never have a family of my own.” Well, yeh khayaal thoda late aaya coz guess who’s been regularlyyyyyyyy tapping it without wrapping it??????? Yeah, this dumbass who doesn’t want kids. K ka dariya dil is like “arre waah ek se saath ek muft muft muft? I want R and baby also!” V is a pissyass bitch about R getting pregnant as if she did it all on her own with no contribution from him. Anyway, thanks to his diamond smuggling fuckery someone shoots during a family event and Ishani loses her baby. Not the best time for everyone to find out R is pregnant, and people start trying to murder her and baby. Someone keeps sending her warning letters about it tho. K keeps saving her ass and V is just like meh who cares, mereko toh bas apni padi hai. AnuMom makes a comeback here and adds to the fuckery and K is like SO HELP ME GOD, DON’T YOU HURT MY GIRL AND BABY, and she’s like “hein yeh kya ho gaya, I was literally not here for a few weeks and ladka haath se nikal gaya.” Anyway, long story short, turns out it was the random uncle (Aryan’s dad who shows up only once in 6 months) who was looking out for R and baby and saving them via warning notes. For that nek kaam, AnuMom murders the fuck outta him. Tbh by this point I stopped even keeping up with the show and someall fuckery happens with the diamonds and all, but at some point V realises ki “oh mere ko bhi chahiye apna crotch-goblin” and accepts the consequences of his non-condom wearing actions. By this point Kabir is trying to get the diamonds and the girl + baby and idk man.......... Kuch ka kuch ho jaata hai and they all end up in a forest where Kabir seems to have murdered V (but he’s saved by AnuMom who’s like FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH KABIR, NOW VANSH IS MY BEST SON) , and is all ready to marry R but V comes outta nowhere and haathapaai ensues and this leads to V/R jumping off a cliff and hiding but he gets shot and sends Riddhima off to safety.

Now we’ve moved to Voot. V wakes up 6-7 hours later in the forest to find Angre there; Angre says R is home and sent him to come get him. V comes home to find new and improved Riddhima who is veryyyyyyy horny all the time (not unheard of with pregnancy hormones.) Meanwhile entry of sasta!Vansh who R has some deal with and she keeps doing shit like steal the diamonds for him and some khaandani rifle (they keep calling it a “SNIPER RIFLE” but it legit looks like Vasco De Gama ki gun from Andaz Apna Apna.) Dadi on the other hand has turned into this major Gangster Grandma who’s ruthless as fuck and is all about the Raisinghania naam and power and mafia business or whatever and she’s like I can’t take it how V and R are fucking up the name of the fam for their do takke ka manhoos pyaar, I want them murdered, esp. R. V finds out that sasta!V’s wife (whom he claims to have murdered) looks exactly like Riddhima and is now convinced ki yeh jo mere ghar mein hai is a duplicate, and they have kidnapped my real pregnant wife. Anyway, he’s like fine Dadi, I’ll murder R for the khaandaan. Takes her to the jungle and shoots her in front of Aryan. But V is puraana paapi who is expert in making it look like he’s murdered the love interest of the season and hiding them from the whole world, so yeah............... Keeps R in some room somewhere and interrogates her every day but she’s like OMG *I’m* your wife, dumbass. Udhar Siya’s traumatised by bhaiyya’s wife-murdering ways and is now falling for sasta!Bhaiyya and gotten a makeover and discovered teenage rebellion; while Ishani’s realized how hot her husband is and is constantly wanting to sex him. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now the non-Rrahul dude has gotten COVID irl, so I guess he’ll be off the show for a bit, and my cyuuutoooo Kabir (who’s being kept captive somewhere by Riddhima????) will finally be back? One can hope. I miss Kabir and this show is absolutely nothing without him.

#immj2 #ratnas-musings #tt answers

[korvidking]

artfight art dump part 5!

Second to last artfight 2021 art dump...! @wingedwoif94

@six-bane​​ >MrBoodle (on artfight)

>Lunafox94 (on artfight)

@pissyass​​

@piritech​​

#artfight #artfight 2021 #team steampunk #team steam #team cyber #team cyberpunk #furry #Furry Fandom #Furry Art #furry artist #Furry Oc #anthro #Anthro art #anthro OC #anthro artist #digital art #art experiment #drawing

[ask-the-hooded-man]

-Hoodie Cosplay-

Finally got an old camera for this cosplay and I'm super excited for it

Thanks to @pissyass for taking the last photo for me

#marble hornets #cosplay #brian thomas #creepypasta #brian thomas cosplay #creepypasta cosplay #marble hornets cosplay #hoodie cosplay #hoodie #photo shoot

[james-madison]

pls for the love of GOD post a link to the pisspiss manifesto

https://www.ploddingthroughthepresidents.com/2016/01/the-abusive-poetry-of-james-madison.html the link to the piss poem smut fanfic that madison wrote while at Princeton. apparently this was one of his worst poems he had written called “The aerial Journey of the poet Laureat of the cliosophic Society.“

so this post is just gonna be just like the article i have cited above, but with my own fucking words kind of to make it more cursed and fun….. i might have only used this article as a source but they did cite https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Madison/01-01-02-0011 which is also where you can find this info about the poem mads wrote in his early days

So this whole fiasco was basically a paper battle between the Wig Society, which madison was apart of, and then their rivals The Clios ((sounds kinda gay)) wand a rivalry between Madison and his yellow fellow member of the Clios and enemy according to the poem ((which is quite brutal)) Samuel Spring, was withour doubt, very surprised to be reading a fanfic about himself getting pissed on….. hmmmm

damn big F for this dude, Madison did a kinky oopsie

Anyhow, since mads was the apparently was the only member left of his graduating class, he decided he wouldn’t present this poem ((which is quite understandable because it’s fucking cursed and madison is too much of a pussy to expose his kinks all just in one go)). He thought was a good idea to write about someone getting fucking piss dumped on them. Mads chose the topic of shoving a pot with piss on someones head was very violent, and let me say, violent enough to make a mockery out of the Clios. And of course mildly kinky because madison being madison, needs to throw in a couple of kinks in there you know/// where the ladyfriend hammers a fucking chamber pot with piss inside of it on Springs head as a way of mockery which is just fucking whack lmao, what the actual fuck madison you kinky son of a pissyass bitch

“Urania threw a chamber potWhich from beneath her bed she broughtAnd struck my eyes & ears & noseRepeating it with lusty blows. In such a pickle there I stoodTrickling on every side with blood”

“Uraina” meaning piss, obviously the Muse.. also madison was fucking brutal can ijust say that, what the fuck…… The chick is clearly beating that poor mans head, smasing him with piss..? Mads you fucking psychopathic piss enthusiast

Is this what Madison imagined the Muse banging Spring with? if yes then ill piss myself

this is 101% historically accurate

“When Clio, ever grateful museSprinkled my head with healing dews”

But then Clio, Spring’s savior, the muse of history, comes and rescues him BUT decides it was a good idea to start pissing on his goddamn head???? im assuming the “healing dews” is pisspisspiss you know. like legit madison be like: “SPring iS hAvinG tHE tImE OF hiS LIFe” literally fucking grinning like a psychopath. He was such a kinky ass bastard what the fuck  

“Then took me to her private roomAnd straight an Eunuch out I comeMy voice to render more melodiousA recompense for sufferings odious”

Did this just turn into a smut fanfiction?????? Madison wrote fucking kinky smut fanfiction, can you believe this…. they be smashin’… though the article states that his dick was cut off? what the fukc

“But mark me well if e’er you tryIn poetry with Whigs to vieYour nature’s bounds you then will passAnd be transformed into an ass”

And wrote an ode and then essay’dTo sing a hymn and lo! He bray’d”

Oh yes daddy transform me into a fucking ass…. which did happen because due to warning Spring about not battling the Wigs in writing poems about the Wigs, Spring decided to to that anyway because Big Brain moment and turned into a fucking bottom. 

Wig snatched? checkAsshead? checkStained with piss? checkDick allegedly chopped? check

lmao gotteeeem

#The piss manifesto #important #reblog this you cunts #this took me forever #even if its so fucking bad #btw this isnt a seriously written essay im just messin around dkahshgd #though some facts may and are true

[asksmileyndskully]

Lost Marble Hornets footage-- @pissyass... Not going to lie, Tim’s dummy thicc and Jay fuckin freaked when I found this.

--Alex

#masky #marble hornets #tim marble hornets #tim masky #alex kralie #alex marble hornets #jay #jay marble hornets #cp #creepypasta #slenderverse

[x-cybrrpunqq-x]

I KEPT MY PROMISE TABLET GO

( tablet: who is/are your art inspo? )

*ahem*

@yourtoxxiccupcake @sydneyisorange @mangoshibi @pissyass @theartsydino @cannibalisticspaghetti

and a few others !!!

[pissyass]

#very beautiful #very powerful #very beautiful very powerful #am I shitposting? yes #I’ve been too busy to work on things but #I’m alive I swear #I’ve been thinking about lumpfish for like a week now #pissyass #not Creepypasta

[medicinalvoodoo]

what happened between u 2?? weren't u dating

// *sigh* yes we were, no i don’t want to talk about it. Please stop sending me asks about pissyass. This blog is meant for my character Silas.

#please stop #like #i'm not joking #i really don't want to talk about what happened #it's hella traumatic #please stop sending me asks about pissyass #askthegooddoctorhazard #askthegooddoctor #hi my name is ej

[seancecos]

Toby: Me

Masky: @pissyass

#marble hornets #marble hornets cosplay #ticcimask #ticci toby cosplay #toby x tim #ticci toby #tim sutton #tim wright cosplay

[catdemontraphouse]

Ignore this plz I just... have to talk myself down I’ll be ok

I mean, I feel bad posting things like this, but I don’t have a safe space to say things. Like, I can’t tell my family either they’ll be sad or my fucking mother will act frustrated. She will act fucking frustrated and pissyass that I’m perpetually ill. Listen, I get it. It’s annoying when someone is always sick. I get that. I’m always sick and its annoying for all of us INCLUDING ME LOL. You do way too much, which is mildly your fault. It’s one of your personality faults, like every human has, that you like to overload yourself and cant seem to help doing it. I get that. But you complaining that it’s shitty that I add stress to your life that... a lot of it you put there yourself... doesn’t make me wanna die any less.

Like, I really wonder... is this it? Is this gonna be finally the end? I’ve been wrestling with myself for so many years. Can I really do this shit anymore? I’m running out of ways to convince myself not to kill myself, honestly. I’m gonna have to see if I can talk to my therapist even tho I haven’t seen her for over a year, because I’m really relapsing. It’s probably the goddamned weather that’s making it worse. I despise the winter so deeply. Idk what it is but something about it is just fucking soul crushing. I didn’t used to be like that, but just the older I get the worse it makes me feel when it gets cold and grey.

Anyway the point is I really have to try and make something change soon or just hope my useless organs pony up and make themselves worth keeping on. Maybe work on some serotonin, you pathetic bitch? I’d like to just... rip my brain out and smash it with a rock lol excpet thats disgusting and I don’t think... nevermind I feel ill. Yknow thats why I cant do anything to myself, I’m so deeply repulsed by bodily harm. And the anxiety. Like I want to start over, but I cant really plan for my next life. I don’t know if theres something after this. I would fucking hope so lol. But the anxiety of not being able to plot out what I’ll do after I die keeps me tethered to my vessel. It fucking sucks I just... hate being human. I don’t feel very human, even though that sounds weird? Maybe thats the idea behind this weird kin shit. Maybe that’s why ppl do that shit. To deal with this absolutely terrifying and strange dysphoric sort of feeling of being human.

#tw suicide #tw self harm

[askthetoblerone]

Who do u love more? Masky or Hoodie?

“I love both my boyfriends @hoodiethestargazer @pissyass​“

#ask toby #ask toblerone #ask ticci toby #ask blog #ticcimask #toby x hoodie #creepypasta asks

[ask-the-hooded-man]

The Harbinger

@pissyass​ character The Harbinger

#the harbinger #creepypasta #not my oc #art #my art #ooc #mild gore #gore #ballerina #tw gore

[toxxiccosplay]

@pissyass as Eyeless Jack's impression of a backup dancer sbsjsksnbe

#creepypasta #creepypasta cosplay #ben drowned #cosplay #ben drowned cosplay #eyeless jack #eyeless jack cosplay #tiktok #funny