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lindszeppelin · 4 months

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Linds… ugggggggh. Just ugh. I’m about thisclose to losing my shit. I agree with you on the Cabo pix and it’s absolutely disturbing to see him AGAIN hiding under a towel.

I’m distressed that he is not more distanced from this group and my patience is running thin. I wish I could completely shut out Austin’s non-work related images and info. But honestly there’s no way.

I have some musings about the situationship status — that (full disclosure) have no basis in knowledge or reality. It’s just the crap rolling around in my head. Anyway…

We have discussed the complex elements he was navigating in his personal and professional life as this arrangement was orchestrated. I wonder if he has conflated his own increased level of fame/attention due to his work with the amount of exposure he has by being associated with them. I mean maybe he doesn’t see it as a “Gerber” problem but mistakenly thinks it’s mostly due to his own fame. Like they would be able to live a more private life if not for HIM.

I find it hard to believe a man in his 30s who grew up in Hollywood would be that naive. But maybe his good heartedness has blinded him a bit to their ways.

AND/OR

He’s 100% not interested in a life partnership at this time and this will do for now so why bother breaking up with K and drawing down all the associated drama when he clearly invests minimal emotional capital in her anyway. It’s a great idea except for the downside that she/this tarnishes his image. But he is likely unaware of that part. And maybe no one whose opinion matters to him actually cares.

I don’t know.

This is what my brain resorts to because I fucking can’t stand STILL seeing him associated with her. It’s like pairing filet mignon with funyuns.

What is wrong with me??? Why why whyyyyyyy do I waste my time/energy on this????

Thanks for being there bestie! Thank god I’m not alone.

haha MJ I adore you so much, and i love your analogy of filet mignon and funyuns.

but i first wanna say that the reason why you or us can't stop thinking about this no matter how hard we want to just support austin's work and not want to be forced to see the cringe shit about his situationship is because we clearly see it for what it is. if he was with the woman of his dreams that he loved, we would support him and we would invest a lot less time musing over it because well...there would be no issues with said relationship to be concerned about. as women, we have the deeply intuitive knowing that SOMETHING IS WRONG and the problem is not being corrected. it's being left to corrode. plus, we care about him and so we worry. just like any person in our lives that we love, we worry and our brains can't help but get drawn to it and hope that they're okay. same applies here. so, you're not crazy for thinking about this or putting energy into it. we would not be here if he was in a truly loving relationship that was fucking obvious to the entire world. we would applaud him and wish him the best and have peace of mind. this situationship disturbs the peace because it is not right.

but secondly, i think the latter of your theories is where my money goes, if i was a gambling woman lol. she is a "here for the moment" chick, not "wife material". minimal investment, not wanting to deal with the litany of press and media about a huge breakup announcement. he's probably still traumatized from how the media has taken and spun the vanessa breakup so i don't blame him for being a little scared. but what we know is that kaia is not his forever. men that are serious about their intentions on a woman will waste no time, and will not only show their genuine interests for a woman but they will make plans and they will settle down faster. it happens all the time. my parents got engaged after 6 damn months and they're still together after decades of marriage. he clearly is not ready at this time for marriage and she is too young for that serious commitment. so, low investment and probably biding his time waiting for the right time and the right woman for him to drop this gerber baby.

he's a smart man, he would not propose to a 22 year old girl like this is 1942. he just got out of a 10 year relationship not long ago. men don't jump ship like that so soon. it's gonna take him time to be ready for that serious commitment. and men take a lot longer to be truly ready for marriage before women are anyway. he is focusing on his career before settling down, clearly, as he has stated a lot that he is career focused.

but i'll end this by just reinstating that the cabo pics from last christmas and after the award season this year were vastly different in tone compared to this christmas. he was out and about the last two times, yes he had a towel on his head once, but generally he was seen pictured outside. this time he was seemingly hiding away in the resort, left by himself and not wanting to be seen by the paps with her or her family. alarm bells ring off. if this man has to practically quarantine away on what is supposed to be a vacation then it seems like he's at the end of this rope. also, what man that had a 2 year anniversary with their girlfriend act like that? a man that doesn't give a damn about her. he never did this with vanessa, not even once. he was proud to be around her, and if the paps came around when he didn't want them around then he protected her first from the cameras, using himself as a shield. but the towel over his head in cabo is different. how much more he is willing to take before enough is enough is up to him, but this felt like a desperate attempt to be by himself. and if kaia was the one, she would never put her man in that position out on the beach to be readily papped when she knows he doesn't like it.

and no bestie you're not alone <3

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multi-muse-transect · 2 months

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Hazbin OC and New Muse Of 2024!

Name: Pix (formerly Charley)

Date And Place Of Birth: Tilamook Bay, Oregon. August 21, 1998.

Date Of Death: 2023

Afiliations: VoxTech

Height: 6’5

Occupation: Video game developer and rising overlord.

Orientation: Straight.

Relationships:

Veorsika Mayday (girlfriend)

Vox (grandfather)

Goals: Wants to become the greatest and nicest overlord in all of Hell.

Likes:

Video games

Developing video games

Steak

Martini's

Waffles

Peanut butter waffles

Peanut butter and jelly waffles

Peanut butter and chocolate waffles

Verosika Mayday (girlfriend)

Hideo Kojima

Treating workers well.

Sex

Older women

Award shows

Charlie Morningstar

Lucifer Morningstar

Angel Dust

Husker

Vaggie

Executing sexual deviants and people who storm on stage to interrupt him.

Dislikes:

Crunch

Mistreating workers.

Valentino.

People who try to deflect blame.

Sexual deviants.

Firing workers.

Studio interference.

Canceling projects.

Sex during work unless it’s with Verosika and it’s during break.

Over-hiring.

Coconuts.

Mammon

Pastors and reporters that blame video games on problems

Horrible video game adaptations

Russia

ChatGPT

Voice Claim: Zach Aguilar, Steven Yeun or Jason Mantzoukas.

Description: In a previous life, Pix was a graduate named Charley from college and studied video game development. He soon moved to Russia to work for a small video game company that was developing an open world MMO RPG survival game. Thing is, the company run by two brothers treated him and several workers horribly like locking them in rooms and making them work 18 hours while changing the game every time the heads played a triple A game that was on the craze and making them pay a fine for any idea they don't like. Soon the heads advertised the game as an open world survival MMO RPG when it really was a horrible extraction shooter. The game came out with extreme backlash and Charley’s career as a developer was basically over as his name was part of it.

What made matters worse, the company shut down and left him jobless and said heads, the brothers, of the company made a cope post via ChatGPT blaming the game’s shutdown on bloggers and influencers while dismissing the allegations doubling down saying they will continue to make games and the only thing that would stop them is if they were killed. Charley ended up buying some weapons from a military stockpile and then broke into their office while letting his workers who were clearing out leave then shot two of the brothers before getting arrested. He was a divisive figure in the media because no one else was hurt in his spree and he had good intentions to make his former bosses pay and made sure no young and up and coming talent like him would get abused. Charley had no regrets and died in prison choking on a steak where he went to Hell. Now as Pix, Charley has a second lease on life and became a famous game developer after signing with Vox and became a rising overlord by having thousands of souls under his contract.

During his stint, Pix met Verosika Mayday during a VO session when Vox wanted a celebrity talent in it. The two quickly became friends despite not being a fan of celebrity voice actors as the two went through similar situations. After that, they decided to start dating.

Personality: Pix is a rather interesting sinner as he was simply pushed too far by his environment and had good intentions before committing his sin. He is very much a kind person who is loyal to his workers and would offer his hand during development. His loyalty to his workers is exemplified when he had a food hall in his building and would give his employees enough time to refine his games while giving them a mandatory four hour break alongside living spaces in case they want to work overtime.

He is very passionate about his craft hence why his games are known to be groundbreaking because of the effort him and his team put onto them. But he's also very demanding and prefers to hire very experienced developers instead of new talent into the fold. This rather demanding attitude made him one of the more elite developers of Hell itself. Pix also greatly dislikes people who mistreat their workers and also sexual harassers like Valentino who he threatened to kill when he saw him harass one of his devs.

His kindly demeanor also makes him one of the most wanted overlord in Hell to work for as his contracts are less than owning one’s souls but more business based. In fact, the ones who take the contract get benefits like pay and sick days alongside housing at the same time. Under Pix, nothing much changes for the contracted except he demands proper behavior and work ethics.

Pix is also known to be very disgusted and angered by people who blame video games for problems. He sees it as power hungry assholes trying to blame something to get more influence over others.

But despite his kindly attitude, Pix can be a perfectionist. This resulted in his games having long development years at times as he’s known to nitpick. Another part is that his passion for developing is so strong that he finds himself not getting enough sleep…or little sleep. In a way, his passion became a Hell of its own.

There is also another darker side as he would literally execute any workers who are being deviants or anyone who is being rambunctious. This led to him killing a worker for sexually harassing a coworker and also shooting someone in the head on live television in an award show when they ran up stage and interrupted him during his speech.

Pix also had greater ambitions and wanted to become an overlord like his grandfather Vox who he is working for. He scouts for talent that are down on their luck and need help resulting in his fellow workers to hold great admiration for him. Pix sought to change the system of Hell by leading by example as his kindness and eye for talent in programming helped him to become an up and coming overlord.

Although he can be known to be very power hungry at the same time. This stemmed from the feeling of hopelessness he had as an overworked game developer. Because of this, he always wants to be in charge and will do anything to stay up top. A trait similar to his grandfather Vox.

His relationship with Verosika Mayday got off to a rocky start as he wasn’t a fan of celebrity voice talent. But the two began to hang out more and more before “practicing lines” for his script in the game. The two officially began dating though their relationship was met with some eyebrows raised as he’s a sinner and she’s a hellborn. Plus Vox wasn’t exactly a fan of it either. Pix tries his best not to let Verosika down and Verosika also is trying her best not to repeat the same mistake.

Abilities

Demonic Transformation: Almost similar to Alastor, Pix can turn into a being made of pure pixels.

Digital Materialization: Can manipulate artificial light and project it as hard-light projections. This resulted in him creating weapons, holograms and even his own minions.

Skillset

Marksmanship: Pix is known to be a great marksman thanks to learning from a relative and used his skills to murder his former bosses.

Sense of detail: He looks into all of his games before release and would discover bugs that weren't there alongside adding details to make them immersive.

Skilled Developer: In life and in death, Pix was a very talented video game developer who would aim high most of the time. He knows the ins and outs of programming.

#hazbin hotel OC #Hazbin hotel rp #Hazbin Hotel

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josiebelladonna · 1 year

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(re: “thinking of him” from this morning)

i have three pix of alex on my tablet that, whenever i look at them, i get the swoons. like, big time. i don’t think chris or ben or joey did such a good job at reminding me of the world between my legs. in fact, whenever i’m feeling unsexy, i look at them and i feel myself returning to form (rare for an a.f.a.b. person as most women are known to be in a mood for something sexy to happen, whereas most men just have to look and they’re hard as a rock).

plus, the times i’ve done lifelike drawings of him up to this point, it’s been him as a young buck.

what’s weird about it is… i actually want to draw these three because they’re just really fucking sexy to me (if you know, you know). young alex was a studmuffin, an absolute doll, (and i’m taking my time on a drawing of him right now!) and every time i see him, there’s this part of me that lowkey wants to protect him? but. older alex, though. again, if you know, you know.

these are the ones:

there’s also this one that amanda/teababe took last month, and i was like “does he seem a bit… fuller than normal?” (and the answer is yes and i am so looking forward to day 23, like oh my gorsh)

#being a spaz again and idgas #😜#alex skolnick #text

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+ SUPER SOLDIER SAILOR STARS #01 * _) _) >>C===3 :-* Kawaii Slash Lovers Collide Cosmic Paradise // Sailor Moon/Pokémon/Potterverse Altfic Crossover, CHAPTER 1.0.001

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Fic. A conversation between earth and sun. she/her,mpreg!Helios. trans!Michiru.

1.0.001 EARH ie // THE SUN aCtUaLlY WEEPS, CURSED, BEATEN! BUT WHO STOPS THE THUNDER?

Clan. Satoshi's nipple. Ash's eye. Kasumi's tears river-bred, the Goldene her niece estranged leaping sentient to her nubile little missile breasts. Her sister's liquid eye watches her from the edge of the pool. Mamoru is borne in the arm of the seven daughters. Olympus carves her rain on the milkpink of his skin. Mamoru's eyes lull. The goddess gives her young another womb, her beautiful rolling hip the nippled kiss of an infinity in warrior-servitude.

The Laprys abides. “I AM GOD,” she says to Misty Kasumi Watereye. Misty’s little body trembles.

“Mama,” Mamoru says, his mouth lacquered in shitblack earth.

“I am the seventh senshi,” says the skirt, and Haruka’s sword like a spine encases his lost rib.

“Mom,” he says, and in the backs of his eyelids a wind shifts a pinpricked curtain showing deeper velvet to the children in the breast of his tuxedo.

“I wish I could be, sweet child,” says Haruka, and his/her tender heart upon the apple of Earth’s hand washes the beauty of a river through the empty crevices of the pegasus in the crowned soles of his heels.

“Are you my mother?” says the boy, and to Michiru he directs a flaccid plastic finger seeking God, the tentacle of an alien baby brought there to the foot of the bejeweled starry heathery throne. Michiru’s sweat, her arm, Haruka’s perfume, each offering comes before the black empty door of his serpent’s nostrils knocking without a sating air. Does he breathe?

“From stars we bore you,” say his mothers the daughters. The goddess. Haruka. Michiru. Michiru. Haruka. In his arms an empty kingdom lifts itself from sand, and to a grovelling pix he is trembling making a carpet. He longs for walking; he longs one limb to climb the air and plant itself before its mirror yeshua.

“Here is my womb, Mothers,” says the boy, and he holds the apple to her open palm, a womb given by time to the wombless apple. Knowing he has no guilt, no lovers, no ambulance: “Love for my ancestors makes no war on this planet.”

“You love a phantom barely blessed,” says Michiru, and in her hair a star shines like silverene caught by barbs of a deoxygenated net drug razor-bred through her bosom into volatile blue fruition out of her skull. Women have skulls, and bigger hands than the sun.

“I am my mothers’ son forever cursed,” weeps the emperor, and from the earth he draws four daggers in the bloodshit beneath the bladed beds of his fingernails.

“Why do you not want my body?” says the sun through the mirror in his eye, and the men and women dance, and the men and women die, and Mamoru lies waking with his head in his heart, sorely given. Give it back.

“I am.”

“Haru-chan.”

“Fags die of AIDS,” whispers Haruka, and her costume epaulets unwhisper in jangling. She jangles not, but sways, and in her shaking arm the king’s head loses with the earth he bears which bares him, and into earth he becomes something like a traveling glaive moving southward through a divine cavity and out of a tuba’s throat. She feeds him a metapod.

“I cannot see you, my love,” says the uncrying sun, for mercury’s mist does turn her the sun to a strangled vapor which eats her rays and icens the earth, unbeautiful quicksilver, huge-dicked, unshafted, unloved, unkind, nearly unwomaned like Beryl Medea before her, seen through glass eyes the visor bleeps and tells the Medea ‘Quiet, quiet,’ and the love between earth and Mercury pales, and the love between the sun and the mercury persists in tango, the mercury as yet unencumbered, and Ami the girl a slave to her wrinkles waiting like tumors under stretched skin, the sun a cold cuckold. The sinner learneth quickly at the foot of warmed over sunlight, mercury embezzles, Hermes the thief, and then the god Mercury and his bare egg the empty bombed out planet cooking in its atmosphere are stolen and brought before the emperor. The emperor waits, writing in his eyelids to Mercury the mother of his monstrous bastards.

Galaxia smirks, her fingers tapering together at their lacquered points.

“We lied,” says the sun.

“I love you,” says the king, but in his tongue a stagnant ghost his mother’s husking womb lies bled in iron chains, and the sun sings with a dancing tongue from her heart’s enslaved wrist: “Read not with your mother.” She dances, and her infinite penis like a flower blooms outward down the rain and lands upon his face a sperm to die at his lip and become the heart of ancient tecton.

“I long for you to kiss and hold me tight,” says Mamoru.

“I am the sun’s second daughter. Why do you lie when from the mirror of my heart I see all things blessed by the light stolen from my temple’s heart my temple’s moon my holy temple’s silver womb I am dying to think I am the sun I bleed through waves like liquid smoke I speak.”

“Slow,” says God.

“You are no god,” says the sun.

“Last night you did desire it,” says the emperor. He takes his eye from the sun’s bright blade and gives to an eternity hoping for a world without women.

“I should like to see your nakedness engorged.”

“Through fabric.”

“Here is my bourne to be beloved.”

The sun:

“Why do you lie?

What happens when the sun grows sick and dies?”

“My mother calls.”

Haruka speaks Michiru’s cunt like a clipper from a grave’s stolen handedness.

“I have lied,” says Elios. “I have wished to see your nakedness.”

“I am naked in my tux.”

“You love a child. I am your brother.”

“I love the sun,” says Mamoru to cleavage in his mother’s shirt, and in Haruka’s eye a green branch grows like the fingers of a snake.

“What child am I?” says Elios.

“You love my daughter,” says the man and moon. “You aren’t my child. I have a wife. You are an interloper.”

“I have chosen you before the moon, my dayborn babe.”

“You have chosen the moon and wept the light from the sun’s entangling iris.”

“I have chosen my sister my children to raise. I have longed for her to come into my house, the house of our children, and she has strayed to take my young in the weapons of a bird’s hands and bear him to the silver throne of our mother’s cold and bountiful palace.”

“I die,” says the moon. “And

“Let her speak,” says the sun and moon, Usagi to the emperor.

“I have never stopped speaking.”

“Nor then do I,” say sun and earth.

“I love you. I have no wife.”

“Who is that woman you died for?”

“A cruel falsehood, my king the sun.”

“Thou hollows my womb with the dry venom of your uncircumcision,” says the sun, and the moon with her clumsy bladed tongue does stumble after in mercury.

“My Lord, who has circumcised the sun?”

“Men who dare not love my form, who shed their manhood for the darkness inside of a woman’s weakness.”

“I am man. We are men.”

“You have a thousand breasted slaves who turn from the love of one another to be your protectors. None are worthy of the womb I have given you, and yet you seek to make another with my beauty hidden between her legs. I am not an ornament. Speak English.

“You are a falsemade fool,” says the sun. “Scheherazade sleeps by day. I long to come into your bed, fair king. I long to steal from you the secret of a night. I sleep and then I wake. You battle bravely from inside the coxcomb. You have hidden riddles in my womb. Why have I longed for destitution?”

“You are my slave,” says Mamoru the sun, and through his eye a bleeding start takes the ocean from the galloping insecure and seasons it with Chinese wisdom like a curse which takes from him his being and gives to him another mask, like the masks he so prefers over the eye of the sun.

“I mask myself in daylight,” say Mamoru, and in his reason the seven sisters bear him toward his tomb.

“Your arms cannot reach me. I am the sun, empress over all.”

“I am a slave.”

“You are a nihilist. What would happen should I extinguish myself?”

“You should not die. You should become a dwarf and live nine lives.”

“All of eternity loves you,” says Elios, and from the sun a ladder forms like a slide in golden and eraser. A little girl climbs an ascent that marvels the earth, the pink of her waxen hair a crown given her by mothers who hate the sun and bury in themselves her beauty with talismans that claim for each a greater love than the unmanly sun who loves with the face unseen for its beauty, the boys who bathe at the mouth of the wood.

“He still lies prostrate,” says the seventh senshi, and in her arms her infinite children are born in beautiful garments sewn by Taiwanese slaves. All the world falls prostrate at her tomb. She is Galactica, mother and sister more golden than a sun which never shows her face.

“All is matter,” says the emperor, whose crown falls from his head and crowns the earth her daughter mother. He wonders.

“I should like to feel within myself the thing within you, the children possessed by your ransom,” says the sun. “I am but a servant of the men and women toiling as beautiful as ants beside the pointed ghostly tendril of my invisible foot. I long to be my brother Apollo, but I am only one sun, and this little girl will climb my hair and conquer me with a castle built by your love.”

“You sing me sick,” says the earth. “I am her soldier.”

“I have no mother,” says the sun.

“You are born from a cauldron of mothers,” says the crownless empty world.

“You are married to the woman who crawls upon your back.”

“I am but one man, baby,” says the earth. “I long to be the sun.”

“I have found my empire. Once you hid me in a temple in your breast and I prayed alone to my mirror to love the people.

“I should like no secrets,” says the sun again. “I should like to be your Elios, and you to be my Mamoru.”

“I am Mamoru to another girl.”

“I have made you sick and wounded.”

“You have acted unfairly.”

“I hear only the echo of your throat’s potent womb. They should bear you to your tomb and you should go with sick with a female’s potent love.”

“I should go out in the wilderness.”

“You are borne sick upon a canopy of Womyn.”

“I must.” Empire. Drowning. Sun’s never drowned child rides down the slide into the arms of her father, or perhaps back to the moon.

“That is my daughter,” says earth and sun, and in Moon's arm she shows her ransomed daggers like the philosopher’s wife, his destroyer. Should he love the sun, a woman baptized like her mother Elios in the eye of a Trojan candle? Should he love the girl who loves summers and her mother’s secret womb?

“I have much to think about. In space,” says the king.

“Close your eyes and dream of Shingo,” says the sun, and she puts down her spears and gives to her rays the children in her roiling crust. “I am a dreamer like your mother. Is your sleep empty since the accident when true mothers abandoned the fair babe inside you? Close your eyes and dream of Shingo.”

“You are too old for emperors.”

“Is my kiss not gentle light upon the manly hilltop vantage of your cheek? I have wanted always from within the prayer in my holies to make it so, but many years have separated me from the kisses of my own mouth.”

“Go to a mirror,” says the king.

But what do his mothers say?

“Go away,” says Haruka, and her skirt the torned crown heaves like inward canopies from the gilt chalk marbular chute of her thigh. She trembles with ancient thunder, her forgotten father roiling inside his mother’s stomach in the anger of a waking babe presaging regurgitation.

“And” And “what of Michiru?” says the sun, whose kiss is a ghost upon his master’s cheek. She wishes him to walk unaccompanied through the wood like the babe she remembers on the morning of his parents’ death, to see him from beneath the canopy of leaves like a gem hidden upon the cushion of the earth. Earth’s emperor. Earth’s crowning glory. She weeps ghost gold in her brain, the furnacemind behind her glaring visage, she weeps for him and her and them and her daughters and their palemade moondust limbs, their lotions with a thousand eyes like raiment torn from her rays with the wicked whipped nailheads of a stepsister’s ravaging prevengeance. “Ransom my love. Ransom and extinguish. ‘Eros, I shall plunge.’”

“Call upon your Eros,” says the king through the erotic throat of his mother the second-headed Haruka.

“He/she lies in my womb,” says Helios, man-made titan exposed like clockwires from flesh peeled through a surgery of yesterdays’ tomorrows’ wasted lights. Do they follow?

“Why is she afraid to leave her womb?” Elios again.

“I have not afeared you. I am afraid of your children.”

“You think I am no sun.”

“Once you were the moon.”

“You should walk with me in moonlight and watch me pour her flesh upon my head. I say again, take up thy mantle and walk with me while I am sun. At the moon’s rest I shall bare my legs for you and become the princess you have loved. I am mirror yeshua.”

“I long for princesses by day.”

“You are weary. Walk.”

“My mother binds my legs.”

“You are limpid in her arms, erectile.”

“You have mistaken your favor for curse.”

“Thou hast stolen thy mother’s tongue and consumed her. I am not in love with such a woman.”

“Thou art both man and woman.”

“I travel from the star. Ganymede, resting on Jupiter’s bosom, longs to behold the only man. Empire. Stars fall. Shall I among Solomon’s daughters not behold the face of the holy emperor who has sworn his love to me?”

“I am no emperor. I am Mamoru.” He leaps, and tearlessly he dreams of weeping the sad sorrows he has hardened as ice from Neptune’s creeping berth inside the wicked empty barrel of his double-breasted chest. “I long for women’s arms.”

“I have women’s arms,” says the sun. “Why dost thou not believe?”

“They have conquered me,” he says, “and denied me women’s arms.”

“I can see your chains,” says Elios the sun. “I am no king, gods, see this womb I cup within my hands, see the birds which spring from it everlasting. See this womb is empty and this hollowing heart is full of love for kings without countries and men who leave their families for new flocks.”

“I have left my family,” thinks Endymion with liar’s whispering tendrils in his mind. “I am unfit to lead.”

“Thou hast let thy kingdom fall, and the wide arch knows now where it belongs.”

“You have led me astray,” says the king, taking up his crown and stumbling back into the arms of his mother fathers fathers mothers mother. Haruka holds the chain, Michiru the needle, together the thread he thinks is everlasting.

“Curse not your progeny, I will still shine. I seek to”

“TAKEUCHI,” says Haruka slavemistress of foolwomyn and knaves, and from the entrails of her axesaw a womb splits like the puking monstrous thing of beauty he/she so covets and ejaculates its reaching skullbones into the wasteland of her pie-juice crusted thigh.

“Baby,” says the sun, Helios, Elios, Sailorsol bereft of seed, and in her ungloved glistenin’ white hand she rushes light to the wound at Haruka’s thigh. And in her eye she plants a flower. “I have birthed a thousand women. My womb shall birth a thousand more. I love the earth. I know not my sister moon. She hides from me in castles like brittle teeth arranged against the meat the king has proffered her. You, bastard Mother, know not your children. Why have you arranged a weapon to strike a son whose crown is daughters, wishing then and now to dance in the eyes of the emperor wide-ranged? Ranging men travel through thy breasts in search of my eye. The sky itself is my face, I am queening preening, I am liquid beauty built atop their arms that one king wandering might see for the trees himself he knows to hold me.”

Beryl draws from the shit beneath her nail a wicked kanji to enslave the sun, and she the sun carves out her tongue abortion starts again. “Leave, monster, or I shall send my phantom future husband against you as a boreal wind that answers to none but me. Boreas, arise,” says the sun.

“Mirror,” says Mamoru, and in his bloodblue eye an earth attaches to a sea and pulls itself from the mirror’s surface into a kiss. He kisses his reflection, lips parched. Michiru holds him to her bosom. Does he yet say nothing?

‘I,’ says Mamoru to the sun. The sun is his dungeon master. Mamoru is her DJ. Far off in the future, once they lose the war, Jimin sings Angel on a Spotify playlist. The next song is the best song, says Mamo to the sun. She says she loves him. She is tired, tired of playlists. Her eternal spinning fire plays on. She has a penis. A thousand penises, insemina every tongue.

Beryl speaks a liquid lullaby: “ICE CRYSTAL FORTRESS!!” she cries. Nothing happens. The shit caked beneath her nails breaks off and falls to earth in a ribbon like some faggot designed her a wedding dress, and in its cyclone’s spinning cloaked monkey virus catastrophizzy she crumples into dissolution. No fag designs her dresses, she is robed in ugliness. She is robed in the purple of a storebought queen with baskets on her hip. She is robed in middle class. The sun the muse sings on.

“Stop,” says Elios, a light from inside the sun.

“I have stored you underground,” says sunrays, and children know it’s Sunrays even when it’s sunrays. And ancient Ami knows it too, distant as she is, a queen of Quasimodo’s coronet, beautiful only in the bureau of Limpdicky, her bishop-prick, the sacred home of her esquire the crooked knight hurtled out heaven. That is not Venus. All rush to the side of the emperor, and the sun shines on through branches crowding out the birdways on the boulevard, kissing his skin pagewhite, kissing him through bone, kissing him as they kiss him with the kisses belonging to the earth, all its pox & pocks, each of her swells, each of his eyes, kisses which put water to his lips.

“Beryl!” says Ami. “MERCURY FORTRESS MOON,” says Ami, forgetting the loss of her divinity. “BECOMING EARTH THROUGH SOME SORT OF SUBTERFUGE!!”

The sun aborts her child upon the seam of the emperor’s navel, a slimy earththing earthling Ami bore for want of being empress of their seminal. In her starlight crux above the earth, Galaxia smirks.

“Murder, Ami, murder,” says Galaxia, and in her fist a silver starseed flutters like a bird trapped beneath the greater wing.

The earth does little. A fluttering breeze, some eunuch woman in far-off Japan playing him songs with trembling fingertips, all her whispers blaring. Emperors listen. Emperors sleep. DJs decide. The sun sings on with a voiceless reed, a throatless voice, deep from the golden hollow of her guts, the slave’s first and latest dirge, and on her back the cosmos swim rapunzel, white colors of a million one stars a swollen hard stone’s sack of baggage. Ami draws it on, the tumurous vagina apen red with anger at the emperor and his lover.

Mamoru dies.

The Laprys from her festering salton slosh surfaces, Satoshi clinging bone-dry to her neck. In her black eightball's eye the sun stands reflected, empty like a bag of rice, black like burnt porridge, emitting nothing but a saturate glaze. Mamoru clings to Satoshi's waist, his long arm wrapped secure as a seatbelt, his titan skeleton's huge hand unearthed like a fossil, preserved in the gold wax ivory seal which mummifies all emperor's tombs, each finger a marble pillar swayed by Qur'anic winds. "Eugheugh," says Satoshi, her burdened eyes diving inward to the nub of her nose, and Mamoru heaves hot air on the back of her neck. To be continued. . . .

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