#pixar please i am

[atlantis-just-drowned]

Can you do a barley x reader fic where the reader calls him “Barrel” as a nickname? Not even to tease or be mean, that’s just what they call him? And trader just fuckin LOVES him and loves cuddling him because mans is perfect for cuddling.

A/N: Thank you for this request!! I'm so sorry it took me so long, I'm a bit of a slow writer and had some things going on, but here it finally is! I made it a gn!reader haha I hope you'll like it ahberhfber-

Snowy day

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You woke up to the sound of your phone ringing. It was too early in the morning to be your alarm and classes had been dismissed, but just from the ringtone, you could already tell who was calling.

Opening your eyes with a groan, you reached a hand out of your blankets and grabbed the flat screen on your nightstand, before looking at it with your eyes still half-closed. You blinked as your finger slid on the answering button under the name of Barrel Adventurer of Tomfooleries.

You brought your phone close to your ear as you groaned an interrogative "Yes?" with a morning voice.

This whole nickname thing has started dumbly, really. It went back to when Barley and you were only friends: one time, your tongue went astray, and the two of you had laughed so hard about it that it stuck around.

It was still fun - even though you didn't even need to see the contact name on your screen anymore since he has his own special ringtone, it didn't stop you from calling him that, on a daily basis. Maybe just a bit embarrassing to explain to strangers and friends. But who didn't enjoy some little banters here and there?

"Hello, beautiful thief." You heard from the other side of the line. For a second, your eyebrows furrowed in half-asleep confusion at the strange nickname, before you remembered.

Oh, yeah. This.

You forgot this cute idiot liked to call you by the class of your Quest of Yore's character.

"Do you have anything planned for today?" Barley spoke again.

You looked by the window of your bedroom. Snow was falling abundantly - the reason why classes had been dismissed for the entire day - and the whole neighborhood was already covered white.

"Uh... Not really?" You answered as you finally sat up in your bed correctly. "It's snowing too much to do anything anyway."

As you finished this last sentence, you felt a small chill on your arms because of the coldness outside of your blankets. If your bedroom felt that cold, you couldn't imagine how much colder it must have been outside. Yeah, today was definitely going to be an in-house day.

"Anything? Really? You're underestimating me I think." he spoke playfully, making you giggle a bit at his jest.

"I'm not!" There were still a bit of a laugh in your voice as you answered him. "But I'm begging you not to go out right now for some sort of adventures. You're going to catch a cold."

You heard him laugh in amusement at your warning, before he reassured you. "I didn't plan on going outside, actually."

Exaggerating a sigh of relief, you made him chuckle a bit, and he continued joyfully. "I was more thinking about... Coming to your house? Would it be too far to go in your opinion?"

"Too far?" You answered with slight disbelief, cracking an amused smile at his jests. "Barrel you're literally calling me when I live just next door!"

His laugh resonated again from the other side of the line and made an endeared expression grow on your face. No matter how many time you heard it, you could never get tired of his laugh.

"Well, you got me! Does that mean I can come over?"

"Uh..." Looking around the room for a second, you were still in your sleepwear, and you didn't even got up yet. You didn't really want to welcome him like that.

"Give me 10 minutes, okay?"

You could practically hear him smile.

"Okay, will be there in 10. Be prepared! Love you."

In his eagerness, the elf barely gave you the time to answer with an endeared smile and a soft "Love you too!" before he hung up and left you to a sped-up version of your morning routine.

Of course, Barley kept his promise: precisely 10 minutes and 3 seconds after he had hung up the phone, he was ringing your doorbell almost impatiently. You suspected he had been waiting at your door for a couple of minutes now, just to make sure he'd be on-time, and the thought drew an amused smile to your lips.

Swinging the door open, you welcomed him as his face lit up at your sight. "Hey Barrel!"

He didn't even pick up the nickname, instead moving forward into the house and close to you, planting a kiss on your forehead as he took away his coat. "Hi again, beautiful."

The jacket was left in the corridor while you smiled in endearment at the sweet gesture, and only a couple of minutes later, you were both cuddled into the sofa of your living room.

"Is there anything specific you want to see?" You asked, looking up at him from the place on his chest that you were resting your head on, while the young elf was pointing the remote toward your TV's screen and looking through the available programs.

Humming, Barley wrapped his free arm tighter around your back, his hand resting on your own arm. He continued to look at different movies as he answered you. "Not really, I was hopping you'd have some suggestions for us."

You couldn't really tell why, but the simple thought that he had come over without anything to do, just to be by your side, brought a delighted grin to your lips. You couldn't even stop your cheeks from warming up as you looked at him again. You knew he loved you - it wasn't a secret to anyone, really. He was making it incredibly obvious, on an almost daily basis. But still, each and every one of his sweet little gestures made your eyes sparkle and your heart race, turning you into an absolute love-struck idiot every time.

"What's going on?"

You blinked as you realized he was looking toward you, his expression half-way between interrogative and amused as he raised a brow at your staring. Surprised at first, your expression quickly came back to one of pure affection as you smiled at him, and answered:

"Nothing, I just think you're beautiful."

Barley melted at your words, a slight blush appearing on his cheeks the same way it did every time you graced him with one of your sweet compliments. He simply couldn't stop himself from falling further in love with you, as he cuddled you against his chest and pressed a soft kiss on your forehead.

"And you're the most magnificent person I've ever seen, sweetheart."

#onward #barley #barley lightfoot #ian lightfoot #small story #pixar onward #onward pixar #whispers from atlantis #answered #author is terrified the quality might be bad and terribly sorry for the time it took him to complete this shit #please please please be nice #if you saw weird phrasing no you didn't #french writer #*throwing this into the wild* PLEASE DON'T HURT ME I AM SIMPLY AN INNOCENT NERD #barley x reader #gn!reader #x reader

[gigamuffin]

i did do an edit of the movie design of Kaptein Sabeltann, because i. to be perfectly honest cant stand this one still in particular. i could go on and on but i will spare you.

#kaptein sabeltann #kidding i am going to get into it in the tags got you!! #its just. the silhouette and its too top heavy theres too much hair? #its too much alike the real costume design and not changed for an animated movie at all:/ #no offence to qvisten. they're professionals and i dont have pixar expectations for a norwegian animations studio #and it does look better in motion just. at least fix the faces for the next one alright? the eyes have too much detail and the chins...... #reduce the chins this is ridiculous. #and those eyes.... they look like those new glittery beanie babies alright please #AND ANOTHER THING. i cannot stand that this design is based on the old kaptein sabeltann costume?? and not the current one?? #hey. where is his bow thing... qvisten where is it qvisten answer me!! #i mean i didnt add it either but this is hastily made alright? #look a talking muffin

[blizzardz]

Saying this as someone who has an entire story around the concept. People should make characters based off their emotions more

#i'm not talking about that pixar inside out type shit where the characters are designed by the vague ideas of the emotions #what i wanna see is when they're Actually Unique to each person #the character for happiness is made entirely of design elements that PERSONALLY MAKE THE ARTIST HAPPY. #the character for sadness is THE ARTIST'S OWN DEFINITION of sadness #yknow. GET FUNKY WITH IT!!!!!! PLEASE!! #I HAVE ENTIRE RULES AND LORE FOR DESIGNING CHARACTERS THAT ARE PERSONIFIED EMOTIONS. I AM WILLING TO SHARE THEM #you all need to understand. The Catharsis

[peachymcqueen]

day 678 of pretending lightning’s real name isnt monty. i am simply in denial.

#PLEASE #that cannot be his real name i am begging #lightning mcqueen #pixar cars

[thisvisionofmyspirit]

We don't talk enough about how well The Incredibles (2004) treats its female characters. We really don't.

#the incredibles #helen parr has done more for positive female representation than anyone ever could #i could write an essay about how the way she is treated as a character is the most empowering thing women were given these past 20 years #and it's not just her #please if someone wants to talk about feminism in the incredibles #i am here #pixar #helen parr #elastigirl

[eyvone]

dear cars fandom of tumblr, how would human mcqueen look?

this is my take on human mcqueen. it was heavily influenced by other people’s art + how owen wilson looks . which is ok. i’m really happy with how this turned out and i’m probably going to post more cars content. ok bye. (also those two tiny images of him are not my art i found it on pinterest and was using it as reference) 

#lightning mcqueen #cars #lightning mcqueen human #cars piar #pixar #mspaint art #art #artistsontumblr #lightningmcqueen cars #please reblog this took so long #i am literally dying #my eyes burn

[headcanonsforcarscharacters]

WGP Racers Hobbies during the off-season? (When they're not racing)

This took a while but I do think it turned out alright

Lightning: Canonically, he spends time with Mater. I think he would catch up with everyone in Radiator Springs though!

Francesco: Running laps & more racing practice. Also spending time with his Mama

Carla: She goes back to Brazil to get some painting in. She’s very good at painting landscapes!

Jeff: Hanging out with friends! He usually meets up with McQueen one weekend during the offseason

Lewis: Mostly some traveling, plus spending time with family

Nigel: Just relax. Racing is stressful

Shu: He reads a lot! Mostly handheld books rather than electronic ones because he likes the feel of a real book

Max: I saw a headcanon that he is a mechanic and I really like that, so I think he would work on some projects of his

Rip: He’s a singer! Not like… professionally or anything, but when he can, he gets together with his team and has karaoke night!

Miguel: Well he’s a Spanish boy so he likes watching bullfighting!

Raoul: Practice laps on occasion! Mostly some gaming though

#I feel like I’m missing one of the racers #Please tell me if I am #cars #pixar cars #cars fandom #cars headcanons #cars 2 (2011) #cars 2 #world grand prix racers

[7official7moose7]

Is there literally anyone on Tumblr who is in the cars/planes fandom who is not a 12 year old and does not ship Dusty with Blade or Skipper or RipSlinger??? Like come on guys two of them are old enough to be his dad and one of them is a big asshole that almost killed him wtf

(Also Dusty is absolutely 100% fruity you can't change my mind)

#bee speaks #sorry its a new hyperfixation and theres no good content /hj #ive taken to writing shit for myself- #because i suck at drawing planes sjdjfjgk #pixar cars #pixar planes #disney planes #disney cars #dusty crophopper #PLEASE I AM SUFFERING #bee's carsverse tag

[imsociallyanxiousgetoverit]

absolutely fucking bizarre thought: Eddie develops a special interest in Cars 2 when it comes out. Complete accident and boy do the others wanna rag him for it because they all (who’ve watched it) think it’s a bad movie but they know by now that teasing Eddie’s interests doesn’t end well so they dont. They think about it so much but they dont.

#projecting? mayhaps #yes I love cars 2 and am very sensitive about it please be nice or say nothing at all #I DIDNT CHOOSE THIS LIFE OKAY #IT CHOSE ME #I tend to just avoid social spaces when I fall back onto that movie because people are assholes ): #autistic eddie munson #pro cars 2 #also yes I am aware that Eddie would be around 45 when the film comes out #he likely saw the first one on a dare with the kids with his kids or maybe some other random thing like being invited cuz he’s famous and #its a pixar/disney film meaning ya know lets invite rich people or whatever #it could happen is what im saying

[cartoonnickname]

#listen #i am a straight man #who had a sister obsessed with One Direction #the last thing I need is this #just give us a magical girl spin off with the girls turning into different animals #please #pixar #disney #turning red #4 town #manga #meme

[nowisthewinter]

And to think the animated movie version of Nimona was almost this close to being shelved if Netflix had not picked it up.

Yes, it’s good. It’s very good. I’ll let other people talk about the plot points, the characters and the pretty nifty soundtrack. (Santogold? Yes, please.) 

I am here to talk about the animation.

Watching this movie made me realize what I don’t like about Pixar movies lately. Yes, Pixar’s the king of realism. And, yes, Nimona is way more design simple compared to Pixar. But the one thing Nimona has over Pixar is how the characters move. 

Pixar characters don’t really move. Yes, they walk. Yes, they gesture. Yes, they will do things.

But they don’t “act.”

For example, there are many parts of Nimona where you could turn off the sound and still follow the story like it was a silent movie of old. The characters’ body language and facial language tell a story on their own. They fill up a whole screen with their mannerisms. This is Buster Keaton. This is Charlie Chaplin. This is Harold Llyod. 

You don’t really get that with Pixar. And while that was fine years ago because everyone was striving for realism and Pixar was showing everyone how to animate hair, now, it’s.....boring. 

Realism isn’t the end goal anymore. It’s a one trick pony that really should be out to pasture. Now people want to see what else you can do with animation. Spider-man: Across the Spider-verse showed that there are a wide range of styles you can pull from. Even taking ideas from Impressionism, Modern pop art (Check out Jean-Michel Bisquiat) and commercial art (See Bollywood film posters for example). Nimona is now showing how much acting range you can get from their animation. I’ve already watched it twice. Once for the story. The other just to watch the characters “act.” I’ll probably watch it a few more times because that animation, THAT ANIMATION!

I want more of that. Take notes, Pixar. 

#nimona #animated movies #Did I mention this movie almost made me cry #Almost #I caught myself going NO NOT TODAY TEARS! #GET BACK IN THERE!

[ad15124]

I'm sorry but no Pixar movie will ever live up to the best one. a hot shot entirely arrogant and egotistical yet ultimately lonely young guy lands up in the middle of a small town before a big race, and having destroyed it's road by accident is now forced to rebuild it? slaps. he meets a beautiful woman who won't take any of his bullshit? wonderful. he realises the old grandpa is a washed up hero that people turned their back on after he came back from an injury, now residing amongst people who love and care for him and he thinks the guy will ruin the town he lives in? dear god I am in love. the young-un meets someone of a sort he once looked down on and they have fun together, and he finally finds a best friend? I will cry. the hotshot falls in love with the town, the town that has long since left the public eye, and the grandpa shows him how self-centred he's been his entire life? please I'm crumbling. the rockstar helps everyone in town, makes them all feel loved and heard and finally feels at home before the paparazzi find him and drag him to his competition, the door closing on his found family just as he's connected with them, all apparently because the grandpa gave them a call? I'm furious! him losing focus at the competition only to hear the grandpa in his headset and go “yeah yeah it's just - wait WHAT” and find that they all came to watch and the grandpa is his coach now all because the best friend didn't get to say goodbye? god I'm squealing with joy! the old dude in his last race ends up in an accident and this boy stops in his tracks, remembers how his coach was disgraced the same way and helps push him to the finish line? I am sobbing. “there's more to racing than just winning” same line as the start, but where earlier it was to impress the camera, this time it's from the bottom of the heart. banging my fists on the table “you got a lot of stuff kid” the grandpa says to the boy, pride, forgiveness and acceptance mingle as I begin to wail. the new racing headquarters will be built in the town, it's back on the map. I am hopping up and down out of sheer jubilation. oh and they're all cars btw. what more do you want?

#aalutalks #original cars #cars #pixar #cars movie #cars 2006 #cars pixar #pixar cars

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

One of the issues with disney movies lately is some of the disney female protagonists is the adorkable personality. Which worked with Rapunzel and Anna but as time passed on, it seem to be the norm which the problem came once Wish revealed. Although despite that issues, all but Asha have reasons the way they are.

Rapunzel and Anna have been isolated from everyone with Rapunzel in the tower with only a chameleon as her friend and it didn't help that Mother Gothel is abusive to her while Anna stays in the castle with her sister being distant to her. I am not sure she is close with any of the servants since they are servants. Of course, they are socially awkward but they improve with Rapunzel having to experience social interaction in her TV series while Anna no longer has this in the sequel.

Moana is mostly serious and adventurous, which overshadows her quirkiness as only shown during her time in the ocean compared to the island as she fulfilled her duty as future chief. She has some laughable moments, but it doesn't stop her to continue her goal to saved the world and she is usually the serious of the two which the other is Maui.

Mirabel's quirkiness is the way she is because of how she isolated by her family and her village didn't pay much attention to her due to her being giftless which is why she tries her best to fit in. Her main personality is being empathetic as she helps her family with Antonio being brave enough with her favorite cousin by her side, Luisa talking about pressure that Mirabel listened, and Mirabel helping Isabel to let go of perfectionist. She can also be seen sassy like how she talks about Isabel.

Whereas Asha has no reason for the need to be quirky and awkward, she seems to be accepted by her friends, family, and the kingdom before the events of the story. She could have been an introverted, graceful woman who admired the king that she wanted to fulfilled his footsteps before realizing the truth.

Raya, Judy, Elsa, and Merida are the four disney female protagonist (not counting Pixar, I only included Merida since she is a princess) to not have that personality which is why are likable. The only issues they have is the movie itself especially Raya's movie theme being the trust message that is dangerous to followed, Zootopia's twist villain, the way Elsa is handle in the movies, and the bear curse parts.

Disney TV shows also have this issues with female protagonists, but not gonna say much since I am not sure if you know or not.

I haven’t seen like 3 of the movies listed here (Moana, Raya and the Last Dragon, and Brave) 😂 but I’ll trust that you know what you’re talking about, since I’ve seen Asha being compared to previous “adorkable” female leads like Rapunzel, Anna, Moana, and Mirabel in other Wish reviews.

The other 4 can have their quirkiness justified by being extremely sheltered and/or an outlier in their respective communities. However, this is not true of Asha, who is not only well known but also loved in Rosas—by her family, her friends, and heck, even the QUEEN.

It definitely feels like Disney got too comfortable with its formula, and in trying to please both modern audiences and older fans, they ended up pleasing no one. They’re so focused on making sequels and live action remakes now (which I guess is… easier??) 😅 I don’t know why Disney doesn’t make characters that are unique yet strong in their own ways. They’re capable of innovative characters (even if the execution of the overall stories aren’t great), as we see in Frozen and Zootopia (movies I have seen).

I did hear there was a lot of executive meddling in Wish’s production, so I wonder if this is why Asha had an unexplained quirkiness to her rather than a character that makes more sense for what she is and where she comes from. With her dad being a philosopher, I could see Asha working better as a quiet and introspective type who learns to be brave and to speak up for her own dreams and the dreams of those she loves rather than being a passive stander-by. This would actually give her a stronger character arc and growth rather than remaining static as she does in the actual movie we got 😔

#disney #disney wish #Asha #Frozen #Princess Anna #Moana #Merida #Brave #Zootopia #Judy Hopps #Rapunzel #Tangled #Raya #Raya and the Last Dragon #Mirabel Madrigal #Encanto #Elsa #notes from the writing raven

[dozing-marshmallow]

Okey, hear me out.

Chris Mclean with a wife that is just THICC. Like she Has a bit of a chubby tummy with big thights, chest, behind etc.

She Has them amazing curves AND also is really sweet and caring towards everyone. You just look at her and you think "How the hell did Chris git with her?" And when you meet her you'r even more confused. Idk I just Imagine Chris be the kind of dude to find any excuse to ley his head on you cuz you just so comfortable and soft <33 and when you fell backpains cuz of you'r breasts he hires the best massagers[or just does it himself ;)]

If you'r uncomfortable its ok. But just let me know then so I don't wait like an idiot.

I hope you'll have a lovely day!

(sorry for aby gramer or spelling errors, English is not my first lenguage)

👀 pixar mom reader confirmed?? I’ll be for real, this was a lot of fun to write, and don’t worry about grammar mistakes! Thank you for the request and may you all enjoy and have a lovely day too~

CHRIS MCLEAN X “THICC”! WIFE! READER HEADCANONS

No one could deny how attractive you were.

Your own husband couldn’t resist you for more than half a day.

“Chriiis, what are you doing?” a question that often left your mouth imbued a different answer each time from Chris.

“You’re comfy, (Y/N).” his usually loud voice blocked by his face sinking as far as he could into your covered cleavage.

"Aren’t you honest!" you gently nudge his head,"But we have an episode to get to in two minutes, so if you just wanna...” you step back, forcing Chris into solitary.

He huffs, before getting an amazing idea- he puts his hand over his eyes,“Oh no! I can’t see where I’m going! Is this...” he zombie walks towards you and readjusts his head back on the natural pillow of your chest before you could properly make a run for it,“I made it to bed! Alright, I’m gonna stay right here until I regain my sight!”

“Chris!” you squall, finding displeasure that he wasn't taking you seriously and wasn't getting off so easily this time, with the hand he used to blind himself now tightened around you,“Come onn, there’ll be plenty of time to do this after we shoot the episode!”

“Just five more minutes, please (Y/N)!”

Not on days like that, albeit you do dress up in a bunny fit for him.

“You know I’m very fertile, Chris.” you press yourself up against him enticingly on his lap,“As fertile as a bunny rabbit can be.”

“I can tell.” his voice sounded composed, but his face was crazy red,“Can never get enough of your legs though. You know that you could choke someone with just one thigh, right?”

My, that sounds dangerous!,“Oh dear... I’m not that heavy, am I?”

“Never! It’s like I always say... Everything about you is awesome. Everything. From the top of your head to the core of your skeleton.”

“Well, that’s relieving...” You feel his hand exploring about on your round back,“How do you like these fishnets? Wore them just for you.”

His hands then squeeze through the space between under your thighs and the top of his lap, masking his extreme prurience with his dismissive,“Duh. Who else would you wear them for?”

With the contestants, you’re very friendly to them.

Like once beginning with brushing Lindsay’s hair,“Lindsay, you have such beautiful hair."

The “dumb princess” giggles,“I knoww! It’s the prettiest bare here!”

From the wide distance in which Chris stood from, he snaps a photo of you tending to Lindsay with his camera,“Aww!”

Seeing that strengthened Cody’s confidence to approach the hot host,“Hey Chris... I need to ask you advice on something.”

“Sure thing dude, what’s up?” Chris grinned, not taking his eyes off his camera.

“It’s..." the geek takes a breath,"How do you get girls?”

“You say exactly what’s on your mind.”

“Well, I do...” his voice quiet,“But every time I speak, Gwen looks at me like I’m a donkey carcass!”

"Sucks to be you, can’t relate one bit.”

Cody was about to whine his way into defending himself had he not fully noticed Chris’ lack of presence in the conversation. He was...taking pictures?

“Uh...why are you taking photos of (Y/N) when you get to see her everyday? If anyone should be taking pictures, it should be me!” He really didn’t think with that one.

“I know dude, but she’s into photography and she reaaaaaally likes having her pictures taken. It’s a favour for her and I.” he suddenly turns to Cody, washing a scowl on his face,“Save your photo taking skills for someone else, okay? Not on my someone who’s like old enough to be your mom. That’s just gross.”

Meanwhile with the girls:

“(Y/NNN), you should really reconsider your marriage.” Beth advises with a glum glaze reflecting off her glasses.

Confusion bubbles your mind,“What do you mean?” you ask, placing Lindsay’s brush down as you began dividing her hair into smaller sections.

“What does Beth mean?“ Sadie repeated like you were crazy,“(Y/N), you’re like a super goddess compared to Chris! He doesn’t deserve you.”

“Yeah, what Sadie said! I was thinking that too!” After Katie spends a minute gushing with Sadie about their unbreakable friendship, she turns back to you with concern,“But for real, you’re WOAH and there, Chris is...” she doesn’t feel the need to finish it, which takes you by surprise.

“Aww, what? He’s way more WOAH than I am!”

“That’s not true...” Bridgette curiously comments,“What do you see in that guy?”

“He makes me laugh.”

Pause.

Courtney’s the first to boom,“Seriously? There’s about ten thousand other men that can do that and not be as horrible as Chris is!”

“Ohh, but Chris isn’t horrible!” you exclaim, dropping Lindsay’s hair to clasp your hands for the moment,“He’s a wonderful guy! The most wonderful man I’ve met in my entire life!” 

“(Y/N)... You’re too nice.” Gwen breathes out exasperated, gothic view floats to your symmetrically defined waist,“Have you tried modelling before?”

“I have, yes, but I was rejected for not fitting the standards.”

“Impossible!” Lindsay flips her head around on impulsive shock. Thanks to her extensive hair length, it barely made a difference to the styling process.

“Possible. They said I wasn’t what they were looking for and told me to surgically change myself before reaching out to them again. As if!” you do the next batch of golden dyed hair,“While the experience wasn’t ideal, it reminded me of something that even as a grown woman I need to be careful of. At the time, I was actually willing to lose a part of me that I was perfectly fine with for the sake of a runaway platform. Doesn’t that sound ridiculous? To do all that for one place? Let this resonate that you as young girls should never feel that you need to ruin what you were naturally given to feel loved or pretty. If something or someone doesn’t accept you for who you are naturally, the relationship was not meant to be and you mustn’t dwell on them. Don’t do things to yourself that aren’t for yourself.”

You had done the final twist in the band of Lindsay’s hair.

...

All they could think by the end of it was

How the hell did Chris get with her.

Back to some private examples with lover man.

“I’m so exhausted!” you fall down in your armchair, groaning to Chris,“I could do with a new bra...”

He smirked,“That one you’re wearing too small?”

“Or I’m too big.” your hands shoot up through your shirt to unclip it, freedom freezing off the tension around your shoulders,“It’s hard to breathe sometimes, you know? These balls of feminine fat hang on my chest doing nothing all day, but weigh me down and kill my back! Sometimes I envy women with smaller boobs, they can move as much as they please and don’t need to spend hours on hours searching for clothes!”

“Yeah uh, I don’t think comparing yourself in this case is gonna help you feel better.” a cheeky glint fires across his pupils, his voice rasping gingerly,“How about a nice massage instead? All it costs is your love!” 

A tease of your own climbs up on your lips,“And by love, you mean a week’s worth of getting to sleep on me?”

“Huh? Oh no, of course not!” Liar. Look at how happy he was to do something for someone else. It was exactly what he wanted.

“Okay, okay.” you laugh and trudge to the bed, preparing to undress yourself.

Like Chris was gonna allow any masseuse, no matter how good they were, to see your body the way he could.

Especially if he could get a personal reward out of it.

You intentionally moaned when his fingers dug deep into your rhomboids.

“Better?” his tone still mischievous and salient.

You nod, sitting up and sighing in relief,“Much better... You’ve improved your technique, haven’t you?”

He scratches the back of his head, smiling sincerely,“You noticed? Well, of course, only the best for you.”

“Aw, aren’t you the best husband anyone can ask for?” you push yourself off the bed and wrap your arms around his neck, kissing his flustered cheek,“Thank you. Now who’s ready for a good night sleep?”

#tdi x reader #total drama #chris mclean #request #total drama island chris #chris mclean x reader #td chris #tdi #total drama chris mclean #td chris mclean x reader

[fluentmoviequoter]

CONGRATS ON 100!! i have enjoyed your writing so much <33 could you please do Dalton Lambert + 5

I am so glad you're enjoying my writing! Thank you!! I hope you enjoy the first celebration blurb; let me know what you think!

Warnings: a tiny bit of angst, talks of Dalton's fear of the dark, fluff, Dalton calls reader 'babe' several times. 0.6k+ words

Join the 100 Follower Celebration!

Prompt 5: "Stay behind me... on second thought, you go first."

“This is a horrible idea, Dalton,” you state. “Need I remind you that you are scared of the dark?”

“I’m not getting buried alive, babe, it’s just an escape room. We’ll be out in no time,” he argues, winking over his shoulder at you.

You roll your eyes at his pet name, following him into the lobby of the building. He pays for the room, and you both sign the waivers, even though you wish he would come to his senses.

“What do we do if we need to get out?” You ask.

“We’ll keep an eye on you, if it looks like you need out we’ll open the door. Otherwise just look at the camera and let us know what’s up,” the employee helping you answers.

You nod and follow behind Dalton as you’re led to the escape room of Dalton’s choosing, a museum heist.

“Your time starts when I close the door. Good luck.”

The door closes and locks, so you look around, spotting a book that doesn’t fit in on the bookshelf.

“Thank you, Scooby-Doo,” you mutter as you pull it.

A hidden door opens beside one of the fake exhibits, and Dalton smiles at you.

“Stay behind me,” he commands, smirking as he walks past you. He stops suddenly in front of the opening. “On second thought, you go first.”

You peek over his shoulder and see the darkness extending through the door.

“Dalton, this is stupid. Let’s just go,” you try again to persuade him.

“No, it’s fine. We can beat this,” Dalton argues, voice weaker than before.

You step past him and into the darkness, holding your hands behind you. Dalton grasps your hands and allows you to pull him through the dark. The only light in this section is a computer display with hieroglyphics. Dalton’s grip tightens on your hands as you approach the screen. Once your face is illuminated, he relaxes slightly.

“You were right,” he whispers.

“Dalton, turn around. Walk back toward the light and we’ll get out.”

Dalton doesn’t move, and you feel his hands start shaking. You turn him so he’s facing the lit doorway you traveled through. Although you can’t see him well, you can tell he’s nervous and isn’t hearing you.

“Dalton, c’mon. I’ll go first and we’ll go back to your dorm. Everything’s ok.”

“No. I want to finish this. With you.”

“You’re miserable.”

“I have a lot of bad memories in the dark, but I’m ok. I promise. I think the password is Sphinx.”

"Considering that's the only picture, just flipped around every time, I think you may be right," you agree, attempting to help him lighten up a little.

You continue holding one of his hands as you type it in, causing the room to illuminate and reveal more museum exhibits and clues. Dalton doesn’t leave your side as you continue through the escape room. With three minutes to spare, you open the final door and walk into the hallway.

“I’m sorry. About the dark,” you say as you walk out.

“Thanks for protecting me,” Dalton responds with a wide smile. “You’re braver than you look, babe.”

You place a hand on Dalton’s shoulder as you lean up and kiss the corner of his mouth.

“Keep calling me babe and I’m going to think you like me, Dalton,” you taunt as you walk ahead of him.

Dalton stands frozen for a moment before running after you and yelling, “What if that’s exactly what I want, babe? I need you to protect me and go into creepy rooms before me!”

You roll your eyes as Dalton catches up and throws an arm around your shoulders.

“Take me on a real date and we’ll talk. No more escape rooms based entirely on Disney movies.”

“Your wish is my command, babe. Pixar movies it is.”

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Only Friends Ep 9 Stray Thoughts

Last week, Mew is going through it and is exploring who he might be if he wasn't trying to stay on the straight and narrow. Mew and Ray aren't exactly working, but they decide to host a costume party for Halloween. At the party Ray has Mew try coke, and also breaks up Sand's attempt to kiss another man (which I am salty about). Mew only kisses Ray in front of Top. Boston is still in the outs, but Cheum's brother Atom goes home with Boston. The cops show up and almost arrest Ray, but Top pays them off. Top then takes Mew home and oversteps so many lines it's not even funny.

"The Return" oh whom???

I noticed Top didn't tell Mew they slept together or about the cops. Also noting that Mew rejected his touch.

Ray is still doing this possessive thing with Sand, and Sand just can't sever ties.

Okay, fuck Top. I was trying to be a bit more sympathetic to this man, but unironically recording Ray in a compromising position after everything they've been through is shitty.

Boston doesn't look to be feeling that great about the encounter with Atom.

GLAMPING!! WHERE DID SAND AND NICK RENT THIS TRAILER AND HOW DID THEY GET IT HERE?

"Team Second Option" oh my God. Love this loser camping trip.

"Good can't buy love." Yo is so right.

Top telling Mew to love himself more? Nah, fuck that.

I'm loving the music the last few episodes.

Ray is so consistent. Why can't he have it? He also knows this is still somehow about Top.

See, this why I don't like being location tagged on socials. Ray is about to drive out and ruin the Loser Camping Trip.

These losers are definitely 20. Their favorite Pixar film is Inside Out and not A Bug's Life or Wall-E?

YES! SAND AND NICK SHOULD TRY IT OUT! I loved this. Every queer is not compatible. Two bottoms don't make an outfit, but three is a sisterhood. (This is a joke and not an assessment of Sand and Nick's roles in sex)

This is now the third time Ray has asked for a threesome with Sand.

I'm actually so annoyed with Ray for ruining the Loser Camping Trip and their cuddle.

We were so close to a Mama Sandwich. I haven't seen one since The Fosters.

Of course Top shows up and gets to play boyfriend for the moms.

Nick, you are not helping!! You should have stayed to cockblock.

"He doesn't know we're still sleeping together." And "So we're secret lovers." Everyone in my notes who tried to tell me I was wrong, I would like an apology.

At least Sand finally stood up for himself.

I'm not feeling Top this week at all. Lesbians, please read your son's reactions.

Here we go with the Daddy stuff.

Okay, I'm having fun with Mark and Papang.

Boston just gets no peace this episode.

Aww, Boston was actually touched by Nick's goodbye.

Well well well. Thrusting.

I'm so glad Mew stated for the audience that he was only using Ray to hurt Top.

I like that Mew and Ray found a way back to friendship.

Oooh, Mew asserted that he wasn't possessed. He was just hurt.

Oh, are we not reconciling with Boston?

MOND!!! MIX WASN'T BOEING? I LOVE THIS.

There is so much next week. Mew meeting Boeing. Ray going to rehab. Sand having a regular absent father. Boston spiraling.

I feel so vindicated this week. Sand and Ray were fucking the whole time. Mew was knowingly using Ray. Mew didn't want Top touching him. Nick and Sand tried it out. I won.

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