#pixie bum

[rossithepixie]

Guys i forgot to turn on the rice cooker. The rice has just been sitting in there for like 30 minutes not cooking

#the pixie speaks #it's quite the day #i am now bummed out over rice

[princessbrunette]

playlists for the readers … ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ³ ᵔ ꒱ྀིა

bunny!reader ♡

just girly fun vibes — she likes her music catchy, pop-y and fairly relatable. rafe never lets her play her music in the car unfortunately, because he cannot be seen speeding down the road blasting the pussy cat dolls.

🎀 cassie — ditto

🎀 kali uchis, steve lacy, vince staples — only girl

🎀 frank ocean — sweet life

🎀 coco & clair — pretty

🎀 sabrina carpenter — feather

🎀 flo milli — never lose me

🎀 cassie — miss your touch

🎀 childish gambino, jhené aiko — pink toes

🎀 flo.rida, wynter — sugar

🎀 kali uchis — honey baby (SPOILED!)

🎀 angels — my boyfriends back

🎀 foxy brown, kelis — candy

🎀 lana del rey — music to watch boys to

🎀 jhené aiko — maniac

🎀 fergie — clumsy

🎀 ciara, 50 cent — can’t leave ‘em alone

🎀 shelley duvall — he needs me

🎀 nancy sinatra — sugar town

🎀 heidi montag — i’ll do it

🎀 nicki minaj, jeremiah — favourite

🎀 kali uchis — melting

🎀 lady gaga — boys boys boys

🎀 cassie — long way 2 go

🎀 the pussycat dolls — when i grow up

🎀 tom tom club — genius of love

🎀 beyoncé — freakum dress

🎀 gwen stefani — bubble pop electric

🎀 marina — primadonna girl

🎀 madonna — material girl

🎀 pussy cat dolls — stickwitu

🎀 leven kali, syd — do u wrong

🎀 kiana ledé — mad at me

kitty!reader ♡

listens to her music to feel cool n edgy. shes one of those people that think she’s a bitch but she’s not at all, just a lil grumpy. wants everyone to know she liked deftones before it was cool.

🐈‍⬛ pixies — is she weird

🐈‍⬛ arctic monkeys — mardy bum

🐈‍⬛ black box recorder — child psychology

🐈‍⬛ the smiths — pretty girls make graves

🐈‍⬛ ethel cain — crush

🐈‍⬛ mazzy star — she’s my baby

🐈‍⬛ radiohead — creep

🐈‍⬛ chris isaak — wicked game

🐈‍⬛ limp bizkit — rollin’

🐈‍⬛ the pretty reckless — makes me wanna die

🐈‍⬛ pearly drops — bloom for me

🐈‍⬛ deftones — root

🐈‍⬛ fka twigs — two weeks

🐈‍⬛ deftones — romantic dreams

🐈‍⬛ hole — doll parts

🐈‍⬛ margeaux — hot faced

🐈‍⬛ siouxsie and the banshees — she’s a carnival

🐈‍⬛ kip tyler — she’s my witch

🐈‍⬛ deftones — mascara

🐈‍⬛ soho dolls — bang bang bang bang

🐈‍⬛ enigma — sadeness

🐈‍⬛ DANGERDOOM, MF DOOM — perfect hair

🐈‍⬛ radiohead — idioteque

🐈‍⬛ björk — come to me

🐈‍⬛ the nbhd — fallen star

🐈‍⬛ arctic monkeys — crying lightening

🐈‍⬛ deftones — diamond eyes

🐈‍⬛ the smiths — girl afraid

🐈‍⬛ ethel cain — unpunishable

🐈‍⬛ mitski — townie

🐈‍⬛ gorillaz — kids with guns

🐈‍⬛ evanescence — taking over me

deer!reader ♡

she’d say her playlists are all over the place — but it’s organised mess. she has them perfectly collated and in her head they make perfect sense. don’t put her on the aux though, not because the songs aren’t good but because the vibes are all over the place.

🍪 shura — 2shy

🍪 minnie riperton — les fleurs

🍪 april march — chick habit

🍪 benee — kool

🍪 camille saint- saëns — … le cygne

🍪 the little dippers — forever

🍪 allie x, mitski — susie save your love

🍪 she & him — why do you let me stay here?

🍪 lesley gore — i’m coolin’ no foolin’

🍪 sza — prom

🍪 the penguins — earth angel

🍪 SALES — renee

🍪 cleo sol — sunshine

🍪 japanese breakfast — be sweet

🍪 kate bush — cloud busting

🍪 mazzy star — halah

🍪 the mamas & papas — dedicated to the one i love

🍪 scissors sisters — filthy / gorgeous

🍪 fiona apples — shameika

🍪 fleetwood mac — mystified

🍪 margo guryan — under my umbrella

🍪 erykah badu — apple tree

🍪 mort garson — plantasia

🍪 sza — sweet november

🍪 quadron — sea salt

🍪 corinne bailey rae — green aphrodisiac

🍪 sade — lovers rock

🍪 ella fitzgerald — moonlight serenade

🍪 cigarettes after sex — truly

🍪 tv girl — heaven is a bedroom

🍪 the velvet underground — femme fetale

🍪 clairo, coco & clair — racecar

🍪 james blake, rosalía — barefoot in the park

🍪 tame impala — nangs

puppy!reader ♡

never seen without her walkman — loves running around and dancing to her upbeat music. her playlists will remind you of days in the sun and dancing in summer rain.

🐶 her’s — love on the line (call now)

🐶 HAIM — summer girl

🐶 the la’s — there she goes

🐶 stacey q — two of hearts

🐶 faye webster — right side of my neck

🐶 bakar, summer walker — hell n back

🐶 beabadoobee — sunny day

🐶 dominic fike — babydoll

🐶 jungle — back on 74

🐶 pinkpanthress — attracted to you

🐶 duran duran — girls on film

🐶 shuggie otis — strawberry letter 23

🐶 sixpence none the richer — kiss me

🐶 matilda mann — bloom

🐶 HAIM — falling

🐶 311 — amber

🐶 earth, wind & fire — boogie wonderland

🐶 lorde — ribs

🐶 lesley gore — sunshine lollipops and rainbows

🐶 stevie wonder — all i do

🐶 the human league — don’t you want me

🐶 the turtles — happy together

🐶 pet shop boys — west end girls

🐶 clairo — bags

🐶 pat benetar — love is a battlefield

🐶 the psychedelic furs — love my way

🐶 scouting for girls — she’s so lovely

🐶 noisettes — wild young hearts

🐶 the all eyes i — beat goes on

🐶 tame impala — elephant

🐶 sublime — waiting for my ruca

🐶 mgmt — boogie down

#bunny!reader #kitty!reader #deer!reader #puppy!reader

[rebouks]

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Mia: God, Ivan.. you’ve spent this whole holiday moping. Ivan: Ain’t you s’posed t’be able t’do whatever y’want on vacation? Mia: [sighs] I guess, but you’re bumming me out. Ivan: Sorry. Mia: I’m tryna make you feel better, is all. No one said I was any good at it. Ivan: Thanks for tryin’-.. you’re doin’ pretty good. Mia: I reckon you just needed some time to think, y’know? You can sit down n’ hash it all out once you get home. Ivan: I know him well enough by now t’know he’ll be gone by the time I get back. I’m done, either way-.. he made his choice n’ it ain’t one I can get behind. Mia: Well, it’s hard to understand without the full story but I’ll take your word for it. Ivan: I thought about askin’ him t’marry me at one point… Mia: Why didn’t you? Ivan: Maybe I could tell his heart wasn’t in it by then-.. maybe it was daft t’think we actually wanted the same things. I dunno if I’m even surprised the more I think about it. Mia: Don’t think about it then. Ivan: Easier said than done, ‘specially with Tilda rubbin’ salt in the wound-.. gallivanting all over the place with Triss. Mia: I’m sure you’ll find someone else to gallivant with one day. Ivan: Nah, I’m fuckin’ cursed. [Mia sighed as Ivan launched into a self-deprecating tirade about his miserable love life and the many, many failed relationships and subsequent breakups he’d been through that were all his fault. By the time he’d reached his teens, she’d had enough] Ivan: Oi, I’m talkin’ here! Mia: You’re ranting. Ivan: I was singin’ your praises for helpin’ a second ago n’ now y’fuckin’ off? Mia: Cutting this pity party short is helping, so keep singin’ em! Ivan: [scoffs] It ain’t a pity party. Mia: Time heals all wounds, you’re amazing, you’ll find someone else-.. byeeeee. Ivan: Tch, not likely. Pixie: What? Ivan: Nothin’, petal. Pixie: This couch smells rank. [Ivan chuckled as his imitating lil lady joined him, fond as always-.. maybe none of it mattered as long as she was happy] Ivan: It really does, huh?

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 story #sims story #forever in between #fib #mia clement #ivan harper #pixie harper #bbyyy nooooo don't blame urself #ough #;-; #i love mia's approach to ivan's moping/whinging tho #all good n fine until u start bashing urself then she's out #byeeeee #and hmmmm.. i wonder where pixie got the word rank from #definitely not ivan #😅

[thegirlwhorideslikeasamurai]

One of the many things I love about YOI is how it ignores gender norms. Like Viktor wearing androgynous costumes as a junior because it matched his looks? Lovely. Yuuri learning how to dance like a woman as he explores Eros? Great! Let this boy do whatever he needs to find his unique Eros expression. Mila practising lifts on Yurio? Please give me more.

None of these form a pattern that indicates anything about these characters' gender or, more generally their queerness (spoiler: these could apply to a number of labels or to none; gender is a societal construct and the reasons to not want to conform to it are various), the show is that vague and it seems a deliberate choice. Viktor eventually changed his style and image. Yuuri finds his unique, masculine expression of Eros in episode 6 when he seduces Viktor with his own charms (as conveyed through the use of the masculine pronoun "boku"). These characters live in a world where gender norms don't matter and where everyone can express themselves and explore certain aspects of their personality without anyone telling them that it's not "appropriate" for their gender.

And you can spin this further in your personal headcanon. If Viktor wants to wear a women's yukata because he loves the flower print, he can do that. If Yuuri wants to do ballet in pointé shoes because it challenges his sense of balance, no one can stop him. (In my fics, Viktor wears such shoes for that purpose and because he loves the laces.) If Chris wants to wear an evening gown and high heels because he loves how it emphasises his thighs and his bum, he can just go for it. If Yurio wants to wear a mini-skirt to ripped jeans, no one will bully him for it. If Mila wants to skate in black skates because it matches the colour of her costumes better than white skates, no one would care (same goes for white skates for any of the male characters). If Phichit wants to wear make-up, no one would give him strange looks.

The beauty of Yuri on Ice is that the characters are free to do these things without having to fear judgement or repercussions. They are free to choose how they want to express themselves, be it for image reasons, because of a character they portray in their figure skating routines, because it ties into a certain aspect of their queerness, or because they just prefer this over a traditional expression. In the world of YOI, it just doesn't matter. I would love to live in that world.

Edit: I wrote a meta analysis about Yuuri's exploration of Eros throughout the show that discusses things like the pronouns etc. in more detail here.

(You might notice that I don't count hair length as gender norm because for many people it's a stylistic choice. I'm thinking of all the metalheads and women with pixie haircuts, which have been normalised in most societies I know of.)

#yuri on ice #yoi #gender norms #anime #queer labels #lgbtq

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Ok so the Calico Jack stunt double who came in to whip Taika's balls dropped a video about his experience, in which he says "and then every take after (whip my balls) he did something a little different. So it was 'whip my balls' it was 'whip my bum' he pulled out his pistol at one point and was like 'life or death situation I'm actually gonna shoot you right now, go' so I whip the gun"

I, my friends, consider each and every one of these shots to be cannon in my heart. And I'm a dirty nasty little Calicobeard girlie(gn) so I want to talk about that gun scene as it relates to this

(whoever's gif this is I'm sorry for not crediting u I found it on Google images)

In both of these scenes Ed is pointing guns at cute boys to get them to do sexy violence to him. This is an established thing that he does. He's done it twice now.

There are two possible reasons for this, my friends! These two options are not necessarily mutually exclusive so there's more of three options and the third one is my favorite.

Option one: this is just how Ed flirts. He whips out his gun the way you might buy someone a drink. He thinks he looks sexy when waving his gun around and he wants men to see that and be into it. He twirls his hair and says "you know what would be cute and fun and manic pixie dream girl of me?" and then he whips out the gun

Option two: Calico Jack likes having guns pointed at him by hot people. It gets his fuckin blood pumping and his dick hard. Ed has correctly clocked that Jack and Stede are both insane and is like, "awe yeah this'll get him for sure it always works on Jack" and then points his gun at Stede in the stab me scene.

Option three (synthesis): this is just how Ed flirts BECAUSE every man he has ever been sexually attracted to is the kind of man who is crazy enough to have a gun waved in his face and think "oh yeah that's hot. Makes me want to do sexy violence to him." Ed is a master of goading these hoes into whipping/stabbing/otherwise hurting him in a sexy way. He knows what deranged men like and it's being threatened at gun point. He has a type and he has adjusted his flirting style accordingly.

#ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #blackbeard #blackbeard ofmd #edward teach ofmd #calico jack #calico jack ofmd #stede bonnet ofmd #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #calicobeard #gentlebeard

[turtle-babe83]

Just wanted to write a few of my headcanons of the boys growing up. Totally SFW. 💙💜♥️🧡

🎃TMNT HALLOWEEN HC’s🎃

Young Leo was obsessed with the idea of being a hero. He never wanted to dress up as something scary.

His favorite costume was the year he was 10 and he gathered all the scrap pieces of metal and tin cans he could find and pieced together his own knight’s armor.

He was so proud of himself, despite Raph making fun of him all evening. Leo thought his brother was just jealous, but deep down, Raph already considered himself a monster or freak and didn’t like his brother representing someone who fought and killed such beasts.

Mikey painted himself orange one year and added a face with black paint to his plastron. He called himself a Jack O’Mikey.

Splinter feared for his sons’ safety even on the one night a year they might fit in, so he never allowed them to go trick or treating.

Instead, he hid candy all around the lair and the boys had to find it, like an Easter egg hunt. They had to use their emerging ninja skills to reach some of the goodies, and he considered it their training for that day.

Raphael’s favorite costume was, no surprise, Batman. They had managed to find some black fabric in a dumpster, the ripped remains of a cotton bedsheet. He carefully cut out a mask and made a cape. He whittled wood down to make his own batarangs and borrowed Donnie’s little tool belt.

Mikey had to be watched because he would sneak too much candy and eat until he had a stomach ache.

The boys snuck behind Splinter’s back every year to watch scary movies. He always figured it out though when he found them piled in one bed the next day, too scared to sleep alone.

Raph preferred red hots and fireballs, any “hot” candy, and then chocolate next.

Donnie always made costumes that required him to make some sort of machine to go with it. Inspector Gadget was his crowning achievement in childhood because of all the working pieces.

The Halloween parade was a must! They watched longingly from a storm drain with their father every year. Once they were teens, Mikey and Donnie would still go watch. Leo and Raph both wanted to, but thought it was childish and they were “too grown up” for it.

Splinter loves Milk Duds and the boys were happy to share theirs with him. Which is why he got them, knowing his sons didn’t like them and would feel big by sharing with dad.

Mikey loves all candy but the sour ones have always been his favorite. Sour Patch Kids and Crybabies were top notch in his book.

Donnie LOVES sugar. He preferred the chocolate bars and the pixie sticks most. He also had to be watched because he would consume so much sugar that he would spend days on projects without sleep, even as a preteen.

Halloween is Mikey’s favorite holiday (because of all the candy and because they don’t stand out as much) so he was bummed when the others grew out of dressing up and “trick or treating”.

Once the turtles established a good working relationship with the NYPD, Mikey was thrilled to be invited to their holiday parties, especially the costume party at Halloween.

He’s talked April into doing couple’s costumes with him, much to Casey’s chagrin.

Leo was a big fan of peanut M&M’s as a child, but outgrew sweets altogether as he focused on training and nutrition.

They still have scary movie marathons and usually Casey and April join. Mikey still sneaks into one of his brother’s rooms if he gets too spooked.

Splinter still finds boxes of Milk Duds outside his bedroom door on the morning after Halloween.

👻🎃🕸️🕷️🦇🦉

@exovapor @tmntspidergirl @nittleboo @raisin-shell @thelaundrybitch @leosgirl82 @post-apocalyptic-daydream @mysticboombox @roxosupreme @zowise2912 @xanadu702 @brightlotusmoon @chicchanmooshy @fyreball66 @thelostandforgottenangel @lady-maria-the-wolf225 @labeccy @0x0spunky-monkey0x0 @7mika8 @misteria247 @ladyofparchments @raphielover @tortuefaerie @bunnyraptor69 @polypandragon @cottoncandybeans @avvaazz @tkappi @aurora-the-kunoichi @imthegreenfairy88 @pheradream15 @rheawritesforfun @cowabunga-doll @coulrofilia-sexuell @lilyssims @daedric-sorceress @creepylittlemarvelgirl @raphslovemuffin80 @raphsgrl @drowninghell @digitl-art-monstr @fluffytriceratops @angelcatlowyn @turtlesmakemehappy @kawaiibunga @narwals14 @waterstar2016 @infuriatedleprechaun @bibiz82 @angelicdavinci

#tmnt #tmnt bayverse #teenage mutant ninja turtles #turtlebabe83 #tmnt fandom #bayverse leo #bayverse raph #bayverse donnie #bayverse mikey #tmnt fanfic #tmnt headcanons #TMNT Halloween headcanons #Halloween #bayverse raphael #bayverse donatello #bayverse michelangelo #bayverse leonardo

[biteable-pink-pixie]

Confession sessions

For 24 hours, I'll be doing a confession, send me an ask on anon or not, and I'll do a video response. In case it wasn't obvious, I am bored! And I lack entertainment, my date got cancelled, so really, you're doing me a service by playing along because I'm kinda bummed about it. Oh yeah, and it's called confession sessions because I like it when the rhyme happens. Starting it off with this bit of pixie trivia.

It's a classic line, how do you not get it? I had to explain it ya know? What's the point?

#pixie pictures 💕 #confessions game #bored and sad

[elwenyere]

Kidspoem/Bairnsang

it wis January and a gey driech day the first day Ah went to the school so my Mum happed me up in ma good navy-blue napp coat wi the rid tartan hood birled a scarf aroon ma neck pu'ed oan ma pixie an' my pawkies it wis that bitter said noo ye'll no starve gie'd me a wee kiss and a kid-oan skelp oan the bum and sent me aff across the playground tae the place A'd learn to say it was January and a really dismal day the first day I went to school so my mother wrapped me up in my best nay-blue top coat with the red tartan hood, twirled a scarf around my neck, pulled on my bobble-hat and mittens it was so bitterly cold said now you won't freeze to death gave me a little kiss and a pretend slap on the bottom and sent me off across the playground to the place I'd learn to forget to say it wis January and a gey driech day the first day Ah went to the school so my Mum happed me up in ma good navy-blue napp coat wi the rid tartan hood, birled a scarf aroon ma neck, pu'ed oan ma pixie and' ma pawkies it wis that bitter.

Oh saying it was one thing But when it came to writing it In black and white The way it had to be said Was as if you were posh, grown-up, male, English and dead.

—Liz Lochhead

#poetry #liz lochhead #baby you got a queue going

[rossithepixie]

Went for a walk and I don’t know what the hell is going on but the bugs are nuts tonight. Made it hard to actually enjoy the walk because i was so busy swatting and brushing them away from my face

#also sadly firefly season seems to be over #one of the few things that bums me out when summer ends #the pixie speaks

[yoohyeontual]

#I’m back with another one it was hard to choose there’s so many underrated bops 😭 #yes 9muses and Spica again cause I can they are my queens #if you choose one of them I’m kissing you #it’s also hard to know who’s considered underrated or not #also I only put title songs for now to be sure some songs don’t get ignore #i may do only bside one day #ok to reblog of course 💙 #Alex’s polls #kpop #rainbow #9muses #spica #the unit #bvndit #brave girls #pixy #Laboum #rocket punch #cherry bullet #polls

[professorrw]

Could you please write a one shot with eddi x female reader were they are in a „band contest“ because the reader has her own band (she is the drummer) so eddi falls in love with her but he couldn’t make a move but he sees her the next in school because they have similar classes

I love Eddie with my entire heart guys it's not even funny 😭

Title: Battle of the Bands

Pairing: female reader x Eddie Munson

Warnings: fluff, mentions of drugs, kissing

A/N: Requests open, check my request rules and who I write for that’s linked on my navigation! My taglist is open and I would love it if you would like, comment, and reblog!

To say you were excited for the upcoming Battle of the Bands was an understatement. It was your senior year of high school, and you finally had your own band that could compete. You were the drummer, although you knew how to play keyboard too. Bass guitar was Carter, your best friend since third grade. On lead guitar and vocals was Austin, a redhead that was a complete music nerd. Then finally there was Sammy, the most badass girl you knew and also the best rhythm guitarist there ever was in Hawkins.

“Okay so we’re the last band to play,” you said, taking a bite of your burger. The four of you had met up at a local diner to get some food before practice. It wasn’t the best, but it wasn’t too expensive. The red seats were cracked, and the table had some type of mysterious stain on it but it was comforting in a way.

“Good,” Austin said. “They saved the best for last. We’re seriously going to blow the crowd away.” He let a happy little breath out of his nose. Out of the four of you he was the most confident about your band. You guys were good for a bunch of 18 year olds, plus Sammy who was 19.

“You’re right. We totally will,” Carter said, agreeing with Austin. You smirked and gave Carter a look. He glared at you for a split second, tired of your subtle teasing. He had a crush on Austin, one that he wasn’t sure was reciprocated. As much as you wanted him to tell the redhead, you knew what restrained him from doing so.

“We just need to make sure we keep in time and don’t rush,” Sammy said, looking pointedly at Austin. She took a bite out of her fry, careful not to mess up her plum lipstick that coated her lips. 

“Hey! I’ve been practicing and I got my speed under control. No more rushing, geez.” He rolled his eyes at the black haired girl. 

“Okay that’s good. It sounds like we’re all set then,” you said.

“I can’t believe we’re finally doing it,” Carter said. “This is going to be the moment of truth.” 

You sighed, “I know. But we’ve worked really hard these past few months and we’re going to do good tomorrow. I’m sure of it.”

“Y/n’s right. Tomorrow we’re gonna rock the house,” Austin said, pressing his index finger into the table.

The four of you finished your burgers and shakes and carpooled in your car to Carter’s house. His parents were away for the weekend, which bummed Carter out, seeing as they wouldn’t be able to watch the band play. They never were too supportive of his music though, and they partially blamed that on you for introducing him to it. Your dad supported your music, and thought it was really cool. He was the one that got you into metal and rock.

You practiced late into the night, playing “Where Is My Mind?” by the Pixies over and over until you guys were completely satisfied with the results.

“And we are done,” you said, tossing your hair back out of your face. Your wrists were sore and your butt was numb but you had finally gone through the song multiple times without messing up. The next night you would see if all your hard work was going to pay off.

—

Eddie’s band was first to play, and after their performance they packed up their stuff and headed into the crowd. It was a pretty nice size considering there were only a few bands playing. Eddie was able to weave his way through the crowd and get a spot to stand near the middle left of the room. He was able to catch the last two bands play. The first band he thought was good, not his style of music really, but he could appreciate it.

The lights that were focused on the stage dimmed as the next group took their places. The fresnels turned backed on, flooding the stage with brightness once again. Slivers of light reflected off the various instruments and if you were standing in the wrong spot you would be blinded. 

There was the tapping of drum sticks and then the song started. Eddie recognized it quickly. It was a new song that he had heard on the radio before. He tapped his foot in time with the music, which was being played pretty well,  as he panned across the group.

Front and center was a guitarist, orange cropped hair looking like cheddar cheese under the light. He had a presence on the stage, and a smirk on his face that made it obvious he was comfortable being the center of attention. To his left was a girl with big curly black hair playing a guitar. On one side it was pinned down to give the effect of being shaved. Her lips were painted a deep purple to match the short dress she was wearing under a black denim jacket. To the redhead‘s right was a shyer, more timid-looking boy. He was somewhat hunched over his silver bass guitar and avoiding looking out at the crowd. Eddie knew how nerve wracking it can be up on stage, but he had played in front of people enough times that it didn’t even phase him anymore.

The last person he looked at was in the very back, and he almost felt sorry he had wasted so much time looking at the others when he could have been watching the girl playing the drums. In Eddie’s eyes you looked ethereal, glowing. You were quietly singing along with the lyrics and hitting every beat exactly. Your eyes were closed and you were entirely in your own world, just you and the music. You radiated such a warm and calming aura, he couldn’t fathom why he was so drawn to you.

He watched for the rest of the song in a trance, eyes never leaving you. Nearing the last few notes of “Where Is My Mind,” you finally became present again and looked out into the crowd. Your eyes were drawn to a guy with long and wavy brown hair. His big brown eyes were transfixed on you, and his mouth was slightly agape. You smiled and continued to look at him, and all he did was blink a few times. Your face heated a little, not used to getting so much attention. The song came to a close though, the crowd cheering and whistling.

Austin turned around and gave you all a thumbs up. “We did it!” he yelled over the noise.

“Hell yeah we did!” you yelled back. The moment seemed perfect. Yes you were sweating and hot and your makeup was surely running a little bit, but the buzz in the air and the excitement shared between the four of you was something you could never forget. You stood up and waved your drumsticks in the air before the four of you had to walk off stage.

An hour later you were driving around with the windows open, music blaring as you all sang into the pitch black night, celebrating the victory of winning Battle of the Bands. You had stopped at the same diner you ate at the previous night and were all eating burgers and fries, not caring that there were some abandoned on the floorboard to be found a few weeks later. You were driving over the speed limit but the streets were empty. The pure adrenaline flowing through you was enough to last a lifetime. Cold wind nipped at your face and your hair was flying everywhere.

“Whoa! We’re halfway there! Whoa-oh! Livin’ on a prayer!” all four of you belted out. You erupted into laughter, reminded of why Austin was your main vocalist. You stayed out until eleven before you dropped off Sammy and Austin. Austin had a curfew and Sammy told her girlfriend that she would call her soon. It was just you and Carter left and the energy in the car had died down.

“Tonight was a-maze-ing,” you said, enunciating each syllable. 

Carter sighed wistfully, “Yes it was.” He turned to you, “Who was that guy that was making googly eyes at you the entire performance?”

You thought for a second, remembering the exact person he was talking about. “I have no idea actually. He looked sort of familiar though.”

“Ooooo, y/n has an admirer,” your best friend teased.

You smiled, “Maybe I do.”

—

For some weird reason Battle of the Bands was on a Thursday, so the next morning you had to get ready for school. Your dad wouldn’t mind if you skipped and hung out with him, but you’d missed a few days that semester already.

Your first class was pretty boring; you weren’t really friends with anyone there. You walked into your second period and were surprised to see that the same guy that had been staring at you last night was standing by your seat. He lit up when he saw you.

“Hi,” you said. You felt a bit relieved to see him again. Before going to sleep he was all you could think about. You didn’t know it, but you were also the only thing he was thinking about.

“Hi, I’m Eddie,” he said. Eddie, so that’s his name. Now that you were closer to him and hearing his name you actually recognized him. You had two classes with the guy. You felt somewhat embarrassed at the fact that you couldn’t even remember who he was until now.

“You guys did really great last night,” he said. “That’s the only reason I wasn’t hurt that my band didn’t win.” He smiled, dimples appearing on his cheeks.

“I didn’t even realize you had played,” you said, feeling even more embarrassed. You probably shouldn’t have even told him that. There was no harm in just telling him that his band did good, even if you didn’t know which one it was.

“Heh, it’s okay. We were the first to go on anyway so you were probably backstage preparing.” His eyes were glued to you, it was making you feel a little bashful being in a close proximity. He was across the desk from you, maybe two feet away. He had his arms crossed but he didn’t seem closed off at all. He seemed a little… nervous.

“Ohh, that makes sense. I wish I would have heard you play though. That makes me kind of sad,” you said, rubbing the back of your head.

“Well you would be in luck because tonight my band and I are playing somewhere. You should come,” he said, still smiling.

“I’ll come by then,” you said, returning the smile. His grew even bigger, which didn’t seem possible.

“Good, good. Can I pick you up and take you there?” he asked.

You narrowed your eyes skeptically but the smile remained on your face. Was Eddie trying to ask you on some sort of date? After all this time of having classes together he just now starts paying attention to you after last night. Was he so amazed by your performance that he just had to get to know you? You let the thought enlarge your ego a little bit, deciding that was probably the case. You barely knew anything about the guy, but there was no denying that he was your type physically, and what seemed to be interest-wise too. Maybe if you got to know him and hung out with him a little bit more, something could happen. You sure weren’t opposed to it. He had a bright personality and an ever infectious smile.

“Sure,” you agreed.

“Alright. I’ll see you tonight,” he said before walking to his seat. You watched him the entire way there, and throughout class you found your attention on him, noticing how often he played with his hair and how he tapped his foot and pretended to drum with his fingers. One of the times you were staring at him he just so happened to look over, startling you and making you quickly look away. You could hear a very quiet chuckle across the room.

—

It was six o’clock and you were sitting in the passenger seat of Eddie Munson’s van. It smelled like weed, a scent that you were accustomed to because of your dad. His van was beat up on the outside and a little musty on the inside but it suited him. He was visibly nervous when you got in, clutching the steering wheel and talking way too fast. It was pretty cute.

“So your parents don’t care that you're going with me, a seeming stranger? A 20 year old?” he asked.

“No, not really. My dad isn’t very strict; he trusts me to make my own decisions,” you answered. You took a peek at Eddie, and let out an amused breath through your nose.

“What? Do I look weird?” he asked, worried.

“No, no, not at all. I just think that my dad would really like you. He’s really into metal and loves music and instruments. He taught me how to play the drums.”

“Oh. That’s good to hear. It sounds like you have a good relationship with him.”

“Yeah I do. I’m there for him as much as possible. My

Mom couldn’t handle him.” You put air quotes around that last part, a little aggravated thinking of your mom. It had been years since you last saw her. She had abandoned you and your innocent father.

Eddie hummed and nodded his head. He didn’t know enough about you to feel comfortable making any comment on it, or to ask any further questions on the matter, especially when it seemed to bother you so much.

“I live with my uncle. He’s pretty cool. I appreciate him a lot for letting me stay with him. Maybe this year I’ll finally graduate and get out of his hair,” he chuckled, but it was bittersweet.

The two of you arrived at the venue, a small dank place that only had a few people milling about. Eddie introduced you to his band mates and his guitar, which was his baby. You got to watch them practice for an hour before more people started to arrive. The crowd was mainly people looking for a drink and a good time.

You stood close to the stage, eyes on Eddie the entire time. When they started to play for real you got a sense of what Eddie must have felt when he watched you play. There was just something about him that you couldn’t place, but you did know that it drew you in like a siren. You watched his hands, his fingers changing chords and sliding up and down the neck of his red guitar.

His gaze stayed on you as much as possible, and one time he even winked at you. You smiled and looked down at your shoes, embarrassed. 

Between songs he tossed you his leather jacket and rolled up the sleeves on his shirt, revealing his tattooed arms. Deciding to be bold, you put the jacket on, and when he noticed the biggest smile adorned his face. 

He could imagine it now, dating you and calling you his. You would come to his shows and cheer him on, and he would do the same for you. Maybe you guys could even play together sometime. He would take you out to special places around town and maybe even out of town to hang out and talk. You could come to his uncle’s trailer and listen to music in his room and maybe even smoke some weed.

He could go to your house and meet your dad. He wasn’t usually the type that you would want to bring home to your parents, but the fact that you told him that your dad would like him gave him hope. He knew that it was early, that he had just met you and that it was irrational how much he already liked you but he couldn’t help it.

There was no rush to become anything more than friends; he had time and hoped that sometime down the road maybe you would reciprocate his feelings.

—

A few weeks later you were in your room, Eddie perched on your bed beside you. It was crazy how quickly you guys had gotten close. He had met your friends and they all approved of him. A few times both of your friend groups had met and hung out and it was nothing but good vibes.

“So you’re telling me that you’ve never had a real boyfriend before?” Eddie asked, absolutely perplexed.

“I’m serious! I really haven’t. I never looked out for guys to pounce on or anything like that. Of course I thought there were some cute guys but nothing clicked, ya know?”

“Uh-huh.” He nodded his head but you could tell he was skeptical. You were a beautiful girl, and fun to be around. You were attentive and beyond caring. You had a no-bullshit attitude, one that Eddie found quite attractive.

“I’m sure this will come as a surprise to you, but I’ve never had a girlfriend,” he admitted. 

You let your mouth fall open theatrically. “No. Way.”

“Yes way.” He shrugged with a mischievous glint in his eye, one that appeared often. “Women are just so intimidated that they never approach me.”

“You are not intimidating,” you said. “If anything, you are one of the most easy going and non-intimidating people I know. You’re like a puppy with those big brown eyes.”

“I thought you liked my eyes,” he teased, opening them wide.

“I do like them,” you said, opening yours up as big as you could.

Neither of you spoke, nor blinked, just stared, having an unspoken contest. Eddie moved his face closer to yours and in turn you moved yours closer too. His eyes shifted to your lips and you could tell exactly what he was thinking at that moment. 

You tilted your head to the right and started leaning in, finally shutting your eyes. A hand came up to the side of your face as his lips pressed against yours. They were warm and soft, and the kiss itself was slow and gentle. It was the best kiss you’d ever had. You put your hands in his hair, making a moan escape from his then parted lips.

“Hey kids- oh!”

The two of you quickly broke apart, faces red. Your dad stood in your doorway with his eyes shut, “I was just going to ask if you wanted me to call for a pizza,” he said.

“Sure, that sounds good,” you managed to get out. You were beyond embarrassed. Eddie was the first guy you had ever brought over, and despite being eighteen you still didn’t want your dad seeing you locking lips with him.

He gave you guys a quick thumbs up and shut the door, “I’ll leave you to it then! Be safe!”

“I want to disappear,” you groaned, burying your face in Eddie's shoulder.

He laughed and put an arm around you, “I love your dad.”

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[rebouks]

Let's be nosy and see what a few folks have been up to recently and/or since Somnium ended, shall we..? 👀

Kaden/Joey are still around, somewhere.. Joey would probably tell you by accident, but Kaden keeps him on a tight leash. I very much doubt either of them have changed their ways, you can't teach an old dog new tricks and all that... I dunno if we'll really see em again properly, though I never say never!

Brynn, Ace and Robert may have left Del Sol, but Randy and Genesis are still stuck in their old ways. Sissy likes the attention and money from her "job" too much to leave. I think part of her still hopes someone's gonna whisk her away to a life of luxury and she'll live happily ever after, just like Brynn did.. assumedly 😩 Randy won't leave without her ofc, and he doesn't really like change anyway. He's lazy, what else is he gonna do?! The motel barely makes any money either, but he manages with a few odd jobs from the less savoury folks around town. They're doing swell 👍

Luckily, no one ever ratted on Darien and he was far too careful to end up under the microscope without being exposed - especially since Wyatt left the scene - so he moved back to San My eventually. Ever the workaholic, he found himself a job at the same accounting/law firm as Wade (props to anyone who remembers him lmaoo) he doesn't need the money but he'd probably go insane without a job ngl 😆 He doesn't really find it easy to make friends either, and Wade recently found himself behind bars for a lil tiny bit of tax evasion so he's pretty lonely-.. although he did meet a fellow asexual lady friend he's been on a couple dates with recently. They have fun n' get on well, but she thinks he's this straight laced/awkward accountant and it makes him feel weird, like he's lying about himself.. so idk how long that'll last. I think he kinda misses being part of a "family", however fucked up it was.. but most of all, he just misses Wyatt 😔

Alma and Mack have been hanging out more often recently, just casually tho u kno?? She likes her freedom too much to give it all up, and although he's a great lover, he's a terrible boyfriend lmaoo.. I think she's accepted that Mack is Mack so they're not making it serious or official this time. They're not exactly getting any younger either, may as well have some fun whilst they're still here, right?! Kobe's considering moving out 'cause eugh 😆

Brivan n' co are just kinda living life right now, working, hanging out with Jacob/Suzie/Miya a fair bit and tryna get used to the news of Jude n' such u kno? Pixie's hitting her milestones like a champ ofc, but she's a picky eater just like her pappy 😅 Bruno insists he's fine but he's been a lil quiet and weird recently. Part of him still struggles with his old self and his guilt, though he ain't exactly a talker, so he retreats into himself now and then instead. He's been thinking of proposing to Ivan occasionally as well, but he doesn't want to do it whilst he's in a funk AND he's a lil worried (aka majorly overthinking) the fact that Ivan might not take too well to being proposed to?? But wait, nah.. he'd love it, right? Maybe-.. unless he hated it, maybe he'd rather be the one to ask-.. should he? Yes-.. no, wait-.. maybe?!!? Probably-.. AGHHHHHFJSDK <- said Bruno's brain 🙈

Jessie and Ivan have been taking it slow, mostly since she's so damn busy all the time, but also 'cause they hardly know each other n' all. Ivan's kinda bummed she's slow to trust him, but he can't exactly blame her so he's being patient n' meeting them whenever he can. Jude is so smitten with his new pappy tho, he even wanted to grow his hair just like him 😭 Oscar n' Robin have tagged along a few times as well since the kiddos are practically the same age, but idk if Robin is too sure abt Jude just yet! He's very talkative and he's a big hugger.. I wonder where he gets that from?? 🤣 I think Jessie's finally warming up to the idea of sharing Jude 'cause she agreed to leave him alone with Ivan for a sleepover soon! They're gonna get dressed up n' head to Oscar's for a spooky party! Oh, and Oscar thinks Jessie has a nice rack....... boi plz 🙄

Not pictured/spied upon..

Tilda - she's just existing rn tbh! She hangs out with Brivan/Pixie now n' then which she enjoys more than she'll let on! She's tryna stay away from dating and focus on herself too.. but she's not all that keen on herself so that's hard work 😩 a few dates here n' there but nothing interesting! She's also still ignoring her family.

Noah n' co - Aspen started teaching a few mommy/toddler yoga classes in the upstairs portion of Noah's gallery since he barely uses it, Juni loves it! Juni started ballet recently too 🩰 Noah's still salty with Oscar for not hanging out more but the man's busy dammit! I think Oscar's glad he's on semi-decent terms with everyone but he'd rather keep them at arms length so it stays that way skdjskjd

Salton - Alton's still Alton lmao.. though Sid gives him more shit nowadays since she's mostly retired she's realised he's even lazier than she thought and I'm sure she regrets letting him get a TV! She's a bit bored/lost tbh, which is why she hasn't fully retired yet.. introspection doesn't suit her (so says she) and she doesn't like all this extra time to think n' shit.. ough 🙈

Rhys & Tommy - both finished uni wooooooo! They're staying with Rhys' parents for now tho, Tommy's not rlly sure what to do with his psychology degree yet but he still thinks he'd like to be a psychologist so maybe he'll get a job/save up n' do his masters or smth?! Rhys has been taking on jobs as a wedding/event photographer for now, but he'd like to veer more towards photography as an art form-.. tho he's not sure how to go about that just yet either 🤔 they're figuring it out and they're happy so it doesn't rlly matter toooo much for now

Uhhhhh idk I've probably missed some folk out but feel free to ask abt anyone else in the comments! 🧡

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 gameplay #fib #fib extras #kaden #joey #randy #genesis #darien #alma #mack #kobe #bruno #ivan #pixie #jessie #jude #oscar #robin #look at all those tags #x.x #fkin oscar skjsdkj lmao #u can LOOK #😂

[friendly-jester]

mom just told me that i wouldn’t look good with a pixie cut cuz i’m fat and now i’m sad about it. she didn’t say it so bluntly and i know she didn’t mean to bum me out but :/ little bummed out tbh

#vent tag* #shouting into the void*

[challahbread]

OKAY because it's insane and i will be giving live updates going forward (i cannot help my Blogger's Temperament) here is the account of my Situation to this point. i was gonna autobio comic-journal it but drawing is way too hard.

so because i am a cringe failwoman leeching off family who cannot find a job and is too sucky to try that hard, the other day i decided to read in the park of the ~cool~ neighborhood i usually loiter in as an excuse to get out of the house. i am sitting there reading alone w my ice cofy and i notice a guy also sitting alone near me, he doesn't look TOO unnatractive and he's my age-ish and actually funnily, not to lift the veil too much into my Real life but he kinda looks like humanstuck of the love interest in this comic i made (where the protag was obviously a self insert) (however also funnily in the followup i will never write i was gonna break them up and have protag go back to her highschool gf because i no longer found the love interest i made that appealing LOL). ANYWAYS im like ok.... experimentally takes cigs out... and bam bait hooked he comes over and asks to bum and we start talking. he's a musician and writer, he's very offline, stoner (obvs), we both write emo menthol illneth shit so we show each other (mine is better tho i'm not even gonna pretend w u guys)... yknow on paper its checkmark after checkmark on the traits i like list but in my actual emotions i got that fluoride stare. anyways he says he has to go and we give each other our numbers and as he's leaving he turns around and says "by the way,!! you're cute!" and i say "you too..!" wow perfect meetcute. i guess. sidenote i cant stop thinkingh how funny it is that i was literally ~dark mysterious troubled beauty reading kafka alone in the park~ like i got this manic pixie dream girl shit FINESSED.

ok act two. i go into a store and eventually later as i'm heading home i run into him again, i'm like "haha i thought you were leaving!" and he's like "i was but i went back to find you again..." once again romantic on paper, MILD POLICE SIRENS IRL, but whatever we hang out a bit more and i show him some places i like in the area (including the comic store which has my aforementioned comic in stock w the characters we look like hugging on the cover ^^;) at some point he says "you have pretty eyes" and i go "ahAHAHA THANKS,,," while autistically avoiding eye contact. anyways now the tumblrinas are caught up bc after that is the overly affectionate texts and then asking a girl you met Once out. "but challah thee bread if every alarm in your body is going off why are you still doing this" A) because i'm in too deep and can't cleanly back out and more importantly B) because i want to have sex. next question!!

#at least this is something to distract from my parasocial paramour neglecting me

[twolipsart]

Bummed I missed the commission window! I love your pole-dancing pixies especially, I'll have to be quicker on the draw next time so I can commission some :)

thank you so much for the interest <3 it really motivates me! :D ill be back open soon 👏

[sorrellegiance]

3, 8, 9!!

hiya kasper! thank you for making the ask and then sending me an ask :DDD

under a readmore because it got LONG

3. Cher - Believe.mp3: unwritten by natasha bedingfield because release your INHIBITIONS feel the rain on YOUR SKIN no one else can feel it for YOU only you can let it IN. brebbs has already put his whirlwind romcom itinerary out in the world; webby just needs to say YES. yes to drenching himself in words unspoken, yes to living his life with his arms wide open!! YES TO GIVING THAT BOY A TOUR OF YOUR HOMETOWN (1).

8. Hall of Fame - BUMBUSTER!! they are actually going through a difficult period of separation right now because buster went in for that ownership stake, which could've been fine because plenty of sports team owners stay hands-off and prioritize their other investments, but he's buster, so he's GOTTA be IN there, even though he promised bum after they retired, he'd let him teach him how to ride and rope and they'd see if they were up to starting a herd out in north carolina. (phew, run-on sentence!) building a herd could literally refer to a herd of cattle or, euphemistically, maybe a friend of a family friend knows a girl who's in trouble and, well, it's something they've been talking about for almost their entire careers in baseball, but with their schedules, and then bum signing in arizona, it just wouldn't have been fair to let any kid essentially be 90% raised by a nanny. anyway so when buster flew off to pay court to shohei ohtani, bum left him a voice message: don't bother coming back, you BASTARD, unless you want to be met on the porch (that you and i built!) with a shotgun.

9. Hot Stove SZN - casey schmitt/jd davis/michael conforto...he is their young man!! jd's had a thing for michael since they were both on the mets, but then michael missed a season, and jd got traded, and then michael came and signed with the giants and jd thought...maybe. maybe. and then michael showed up for spring training, as beautiful and steady as he always was, and jd thought, fuck it who knows how long we've got before we're traded away, maybe we can try drinks. it's too easy to be around each other, but what's the point of fighting it? farhan will make his moves when he does, and they'll keep trying a different napa vintage with dinner every night.

casey comes up, and they definitely share a little chuckle as he pinballs around the clubhouse. he does solicit hitting tips from each of them, but is disheartened that they don't so much as blink when he pouts. casey definitely asks blake about them, and blake is like: casey, they live together. casey...doesn't know what that means. blake tries again: casey, they cook dinner together. casey: *suprised pikachu face* that...means he needs to COMPLETELY change up his approach! blake facepalms because that is NOT what he meant and decides he'd better go get a real vet to head this off at the pass.

but it's too late. casey has already finagled a dinner invite to the conforto-davis household, where, despite his best intentions, he gets wine-drunk way too fast and falls asleep in his dessert. michael and jd look at each other over the rims of their glasses and rock paper scissor for who washes the dishes and who puts him to bed in the guest bedroom. casey wakes up for breakfast, is embarrassed for exactly half a minute, remembers who he is, makes eye contact with jd, sits himself down in michael's lap and steals his waffle. jd, who is making more waffles, closes the waffle iron on the sleeve of his shirt. michael sloshes his coffee onto casey's pants and well, now he has to go lend casey a pair of pants. he very nearly loses his composure when casey shucks his pants in their bedroom, and then michael does lose his composure for real when jd follows them in and closes the door behind him. it definitely takes at least two sets of hands to handle casey's manic pixie dream girl-ness (2) (3).

#i had so many tabs of bbref and the athletic open for reference 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #sorreplies #baseball on the brain