#pizza talks

[lesbianpizza]

You guuuuuuys look what my bestie got me!!!

(I didn’t put all of them in the picture, these are just my favs)

This one is by far my favorite though ngl

Shoutout to @olsenmyolsen for being such an ally🥰

#pizza talks #scarlet witch #wanda maximoff #all my other friends need to get their shit together

[thatonepizzaman]

I absolutely adore it when people change my ocs designs slightly. I love seeing their take on it

#the pizzaman exists #talk #pizza talks #rah

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike is suspicious of Lefty…

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf puppet #lefty #michael afton #fnaf #fnaf 2 #fnaf pizzeria simulator #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #LEFTY MENTIONED 🔥🔥 #after drawing the puppet I knew I’d eventually have to draw lefty #I just gotta do not separate lefty and poopet pff #I’ve actually always loved lefty they are so spooky #I like how you’re given little to no info about em but they give off this like #violent energy ITS SO well done #I can talk in circles around pizza sim being peak #mike is obviously unnerved immediately by lefty #Michael is just being a good business man #simply ignore the haunting 👍🏾

[dianneking]

I was about to ask you if you can cook, but I've already seen that you can.

The pizza looks great even though I hate olives.

And the pepperoni and the-

Ok, ya. 😅

-🦝

Well, the beauty about pizza is that you can put any topping you love and leave out any you don't - especially when making it at home 😁

In this case, it was more the case of putting whatever I already had in the fridge or pantry because I wasn't going out to get fancier toppings just for this pizza.

#🦝 anon #Racoon anon #dianneking answers #Pizza talks

[catmask]

what is it about trying to learn health facts or hygeine or body care that after a certain point it tailspins into online fanaticism. why does my mom believe gut health powders meditation and sunlight mean she will never die or age. girl i just want to find a good yogurt brand

#we're trying different yogurts bc our kid (also has autism) is super super food picky #moreso than i ever was as a kid #forrest never had issues with food more sensory things like sound and heat/textile stuff #whereas i was super super picky BUT. i was always introduced to something of at least diff food groups #so even if i onyl atelike 6 things id always have One vegetable. One probiotic. One protein source. u get the deal #we only recently got our kid to start eating fish sticks and chicken and even beef! #so hes got protein down. before he only at chips and frozen mini pizzas. like thats literally it #and he eats bananas and strawberries. we got him vitamin/protein drinks for the time being so hes not nutrient deficient #and he likes those theyre chocolate #but we're trying to find a yogurt he doesnt mind bc he doesnt have like. any. digestive or fiber ro like anything ot help him #i dont want him to feel sick and sluggish all the time . we've had a lot of success with the drinkable yogurts #but talking abuot this made my mom start talking about gut health.......

[porrigens]

ryugoro silliness

#p5 #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #ryugoro #ryuji sakamoto #sakamoto ryuji #akechi goro #goro akechi #i like their dynamic purely based off their VA interactions but also they have the dynamic of being shitty roommates #the proscuitto pizza is based on akechi’s pizza order in one of the clips with the VAs help #also i should fyi that my p5 art that im sharing is at least #6 months old #and ive fallen off of it atm but im still happy to talk about my hcs #slowly chipping through my logs…:3 #pegoryus will come in soon its my fav i keep forgetting to share them #tumblr exclusive p5 art i dont think ive ever shared these om twt #again if their characters dont feel right i am SORRY! this is how i interpret them and its my silliness to enjoy

[iooiu]

good to know all casey jones’ are the same

#as a fandom i think there is so much hidden potential in casey jr that we're not talking ab #thats an apocalypse baby right there he knows how to de-bone things #he WILL fight you to the death for the last scrap of pizza no he is not joking #u all watch tmnt for the turtles i watch it for the funky little humans #they're so messed up!! i love them!!!! #trashcan kids i swear every single one #sorry 2003 casey i havent watched enough of the show to remember you </3 #tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #casey jones #casey jones jr #cassandra jones #foot recruit #kk im done #leave me alone folks im inconsolable #the formatting is so wack LIKE WHO HURT U

[saddestsquid]

Pizza Delivery Guy König :((

18+ !!

All tall and awkward on your doorstep, not being able to meet your eyes as he hands you the warm pizza box. His face immediately burning red when you graze his big hand as you grab the box and slyly pull your blouse down, mentioning to him how you don’t have any money to pay for it.

Asking him what such a big, handsome man is doing delivering pizzas, telling him he deserves a break and pulling him into your house, giggling at him when he knocks his head on the doorframe in his excited rush.

König who stares down at you between his legs like he’s seeing the sunset for the first time, fingers that were tapping nervously against your couches armrest turning into a death grip when you take his stupidly big dick out and start pumping it, muttering impressed coos that have him twitching in your hand.

König who lets out the most adorable whimpers and groans when you take him into your mouth, soft pretty lips stretching wide against his flushed tip. He’s surprisingly respectful for a guy who’s clearly never gotten a blowjob before—not bucking his hips up or pushing your head down until you choke—but you can see his resolve slowly slipping away with every bob of your head, soft hands gripping at whatever you couldn’t fit in your mouth (which was about half of the weapon standing between his legs).

But if you drag your tongue against the vein on the side? Yeah, he’s gone. With a deep groan he grabs your hair and shoves your head down as he releases thick, hot spent down your throat, little gasps and whimpers leaving him when you swallow it all up without fail. 

König who doesn’t walk out of your house with money, but a satisfied smile and your number.

…

Rararara he’s so stupid I love him so much :33  

#König pls one chance #I want his meat #and I’m not talking about the pizza #cod #cod smut #cod x reader #cod x reader smut #cod x female reader #konig call of duty #call of duty #smut #cod au #i need him so bad #kortac #cod konig #konig x reader smut #konig x you #konig x reader #konig cod #konig #konig mw2 #konig smut #konig au #cod fanfic #cod mw2 #cod mwii #call of duty modern warfare #blurb #cod blurb #cod modern warfare

[serenado-exe]

So anyway -

The point is that Pizza Tower still has a racist, outdated stereotype of Indigenous people in the Oregano Desert level.

It even has a achievement for rain dancing around a totem pole (totem poles are a Pacific Northwest thing, not a Plains Tribe thing). They war cry at you and they throw tomahawks (because it's always tomahawks or spears).

Bellyache about the screencaps being 5 years old if you want, but the stereotype made it into the game, so he hasn't changed that much. He didn't change enough to have a shred of awareness about using a racist stereotype. And before anyone tries: that trope isn't a hallmark of Wario games or 90s animation, it's a hallmark of racism.

Even if he "doesn't" make bigoted jokes anymore (though I would consider the Tribe Cheese one such joke), he made an entire level based around that trope.

And like every other time there's an anti-Indigenous caricature in videogames or popular media, it doesn't get mentioned, or it gets glossed over because the creator went "Oopsie! That was cringe."

The exclusion of the Tribe Cheese from that salvo of screenshots undermines the entirety of it, because it's a solid example of him not having changed enough to be conscious beyond "that was unfunny," and everyone just focuses on what he said and when - without the connection to how that mindset still lingers in the final product of the game.

#mcpig #pizza tower #tribe cheese #indigenous people play games! we exist in modern society! we are not dead! #like not to be the mean indigenous person but i LIKE the game and it felt like shit to get to that level and that #and no i wasn't going to be able to move on until i said something about it #creators make western levels without being fucking racist challenge #also if you are american and played through this game and didn't even blink an eye at that but still went #''hm. gotta be critical of my media.'' like HOW critical are we talking #like you saw cheese indians and said ''yeah that's so normal.''

[equinoxum]

curb pizza........

#addz talks #memes #pizza #to quote alex #Cinderella....... #curb pizza saga

[snapscube]

they say a honeyed wine make a lady feel free,

so i pour a gift to you from me!

🍷💃🏻

#i know usually the joke about this tweet is very focused on the reply guy who talks about the clutch pizza order #but even just this first part makes me insane #it pairs extremely nicely with his more recent ‘couldn’t play GTA because crime felt wrong’ tweets #so fucking funny

[lesbianpizza]

Bro I think it’s honestly hilarious that I got more happy birthday messages from strangers on the internet than people in my personal life👀🤣

#pizza talks

[softersynths]

if you care about something. you make pokemon teams for it

#pizza tower #pokemon #peppino #gustavo #the noise #noisette #fake peppino #ask me about my reasoning behind the teams I will talk a lot about it. Plus alternate choices

[rotten-dan]

gya pizza time

#ghost talk #Pizza Tower #i wanted to use the y-word but nope nope nope #not for posts that goes in the tag anyway #pepstavo #rotten art

[dianneking]

i’m headed to europe in 6 months (not keen to catch 4 planes just to get to london though) 😃

going to a fuck ton of countries, and i just know that i’m gonna have the biggest shock of my life with the food

and deal - we’ll make pizzas (i’d love to say i stand a chance as i worked at a pizza shop but i know i’ve got NOTHING on you). accepting my defeat as we speak.

-🦂

Maaaaaan, 4 planes sound EXHAUSTING.

It's gonna be awesome! The part I love the most about travelling is to eat ALL of the different foods I can find in the places I travel to 🤤

Yessss, pizza party! You worked at a pizza place? That's so cool though! It'd be super interesting to swap experiences though. I've only ever made homemade pizza, and it's already quite different from what you get from pizza places around here.

#dianneking answers #pizza talks #🦂anon

[skully-drawls]

That's a lot of toppins

#pizza tower #the noise #noisette #noise couple #This is what I mean when I say Theo is the one she talks about #doodle