Percy:

Nico:

Will:

Leo:

Annabeth:

Jason:

Piper:

Hazel:

Frank:

Rachel:

They’re playing mythomagic :)

The thing that gets me about Percy is how he’s always focused on Annabeth no matter what’s going on. He could be in the middle of danger, but he’ll just stare at Annabeth and get distracted by literally anything about her. It’s always the worst times when he’s in a fight, but this man is so heart eyes for Annabeth like SIR

You must be fucking stupid if you think not every demigod in Percy Jackson is left wing. There literally all in marginalized communities EVEN OUR MAIN CHARACTER PERCY JACKSON THE CIS WHITE MAN IS LOW INCOME AND DISABLED like none of those kids could be even fucking Democrats especially Thalia Grace saying as she’s punk. Being punks means being anti bigotry so she’s definitely left wing

me when

What do u mean 1am to 5am isn't the optimal time for reading fics

she/they thalia grace rights

Under Freezing Stars: Chapter 33

Annabeth has kept her identity hidden for as long as she can remember. Rome is not kind to children born of broken oaths, even if their mother is a goddess. Especially if their mother is that goddess.

But when a graecus shows up with a quest, Annabeth starts to realize that her secret is more complicated than even she imagined.

*** Or: an Annabeth-centric, Percabeth slowburn, Ancient Rome AU.

Chapter 33

Perseus was asleep on the bed. Annabeth felt a little fondness grow in her chest at the sight of him, clearly splayed out in a way that indicated he hadn’t meant to fall asleep at all. He hadn’t even bothered with the blanket, just laid on top of the whole thing, his head turned slightly into the pillow. Annabeth noted with a hint of amusement that he was drooling again, just a little bit. It was the first thing she’d noticed about him that made him seem human, and she couldn’t help but find it endearing again now. 

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Nico: Hi I would like to buy a coffin

Shop owner: Sir, I think you meant coffee

Nico: Both are fine

Percy: Croissants: dropped

Leo: Road: works ahead

Piper: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Alex: Shavacado: fre

Sadie: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Everyone else:

Jason, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Chiron: Do you even love your campers??

Dionysus: Of course I love Nico and Will!!

Chiron: What about the other campers?

Dionysus: Uhh, yeah sure them too

Chiron: What are their names?

Dionysus: Uhhhhh, there's Perry the Platypus, Annabel, umm, the one who has fire hands, John Green-

Chiron:

Chiron: *deep sigh*

Rating the Olympians

Zeus: 5/10, i think he’s a horrible person but he has his dramatic moments that add to the plot so i’ll give him that

Poseidon: 1/10 for what he didnt to sally, percy, and my homegirl medusa

Hades: 8/10 because he’s the one with the most compassion and he’s the only one who kinda cared for their kid

Athena: 5/10, i used to think she was cool but she did annabeth so bogus in MoA. anyways i think she secretly has a crush on aphrodite but that’s a discussion for another time

Aphrodite: 7/10 MY HOMEGIRL. i’m a libra so venus is my patron goddess but her love games CAN be kinda cruel so points off for that

Ares: 3/10 he needs to relax on god. his anger issues can be so irritating like nothing is ever that serious. plus he got beat up by a 12 year old so

Hephaestus: 6/10 we barely got any interaction from him and i think he’s alright idk

Demeter: 5/10 again, almost no interaction but i adore katie and so for that i applaud her

Hermes: 6/10 because his bad parenting skills almost caused the end of the world but he also birthed travis and connor so he gets bonus points for that

Dionysus: 8/10 hes actually pretty funny and if i recall correctly he was like, the only god to help percy in combat that one time. that was cool of him

Apollo: 9/10 MY BELOVED. i adore him, i adore his kids, but he did some pretty messed up things in the past and i tend to cloud that off because i really love lester.

Artemis: 8/10 i love how she, like me, wants to stay far away from all men, but sometimes she was a little intense. i think she made some guy sacrifice his daughter to her so the trojan war could continue? idk. anyways stan The Hunters tho

leo: *bursts into the zeus cabin*

leo: why do you call me short? the word 'short' is literally longer than the world 'tall'.

jason:

jason: it's 3am.

(credit to @im-fucking-bored-rn for the revelation)

Whenever I’m having a bad day I just remember that 14-year-old Percy wore a Lion fur coat for a majority of the Titans Curse and my day gets 10x better

If only percy had fallen with jason into tartarus instead of annabeth. HE wouldnt have stopped percy from murdering that goddess. They wouldve been so powerful together omfg

Percy, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Thalia: Hey.

Jason: Hi.

Nico: Hello.

Rachel: Hey!

Percy: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Thalia: We were out of Doritos.

Percy: And here you can see the wild Nico in his natural habitat

Nico: *rolls down the stairs, cereal spilling out of his pockets*

Percy:

Percy: Natural selection is coming for this specimen

Athena: Since pride month is over, it’s now prejudice month. I’ll start; I hate you all.

alex and nico both have tumblr energy

do ever you think that chiron probably has to deal with people trying to buy the CHB property? like. mortals think it’s a strawberry farm so like…. did he have developers try and buy it?

if he did i wouldn’t be surprised if eventually he got so tired of it that he made dionysus handle it once and he just sent out percy and gave him a gun so.. safe to say dionysus was not allowed to handle those situations anymore

it would really go like:

chiron: oh no. they’re back again! mr. D you handle it this time!

dionysus: sure! hey, perry come here will ya? 

percy: whats up? 

dionysus, passing percy a gun: make those people over there go away.

chiron: wait NO-

it’s really basically just this meme:

chiron: percy what do you have?    

percy, running away: A GUN! 

chiron: NO!

basically, what i’m trying to get to is that chiron has so many grey hairs just caused by percy, or dionysus enabling percy’s chaotic behaviour and dionysus and percy are really only there to just cause chaos and it shows and i love them for it