#play stupid games win stupid prizes

[yassifiedautism]

#play stupid games win stupid prizes #you’re a grown ass man beefing with a child who doesn’t give a fuck about him #Andrew tate #greta thunberg #supernatural #news #twitter

[payper-arts]

“I’m not gonna do it, girl, I was just thinking about it, I’m not gonna do it.” 👉👈

Bonus:

#i did not. in fact. do it #but i did have to reroll all four times to resist #it had me sweating ngl #shadowheart and lae’zel kept smacking me for using the tadpoles and what happened in the end? #play stupid games win stupid prizes #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #shadowheart #tav #bg3 tav #my tav #bg3 fanart #bg3 spoilers #kinda? #gonna tag just in case #payper’s art

[biblically-accurate-bimbo]

case #180620230

stranded 13,000ft beneath the surface of the North Atlantic Ocean, a group of billionaires find themselves entombed by their own hubris after going missing during an expedition to tour the wreckage of the Titanic.

#the magnus archives #i can't be the only one who thinks this whole submersible ordeal is textbook TMA nightmare fuel #titanic #titan #play stupid games win stupid prizes #tma

[the-kingshound]

Nah i'm w/ morien, do stupid shit get hit

Morien's gonna like you

#play stupid games win stupid prizes #morien

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Nora: Alright, Gang! No Holds Barred Dare Factor starts now!!! (Produces fish bowl filled with slips of paper) May the Odds Be Ever In Your Favor!

ORNJY: (draw slips)

Nora: Whatcha got!

Oscar: .....Walk around in a pair of...uh...butt-less chaps for a whole day. Just the chaps.

Ruby: (visibly shaking in terror) Put Weiss in a booster seat every time she tries to sit down for the next hour...

ONJY: (wince)

Jaune: (visibly shaken) Go up to Weiss and say "Uppies!" while picking her up and tossing her in the air like a toddler...

Ruby: It's been good knowing you, Jaune.

Jaune: Likewise, Ruby. Likewise.

Nora: Chug a bottle of hot sauce and a bottle of- (double takes) A bottle of magnesium citrate?!

ORJY (stop it ya nasties): Thoughts and prayers

Yang: (Looks at her slip and balks) ...Tell your partner they look breedable...

ORNJ: (silent prayers)

Everyone gets up and salute before going off to complete their given missions.

-Later-

ORNJY: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

#yang xiao long #ruby rose #jaune arc #oscar pine #nora valkyrie #rwby shit post #rwby crack post #play stupid games win stupid prizes

[charliemwrites]

Lord help you all this morning I’m feeling like some angst.

We’ll see how I feel when I get home and get some food in me but….

#specifically fuck Simon Riley self sacrificing unilaterally #I love angsty fics like that #where he’s like ‘no it can’t work’ and makes it everyone’s problem #but I’ve decided he hasn’t suffered enough in those fics #play stupid games win stupid prizes

[beardedmrbean]

#play stupid games win stupid prizes

[astuteobservations]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THAT IS A WRAPPPP

#PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN STUPID PRIZES #they tried to make an example of melissa berrera for SPEAKING THE TRUTH and now theyve lost the two leads of scream 7 #melissa barrera #jenna ortega #christopher landon #scream 7 #spyglass #paramount #scream vii

[news4dzhozhar]

#Netanyahu has always wanted to destroy Iran and is actively trying to trigger retaliation #Bibis death wish is a huge miscalculation #play stupid games win stupid prizes #iran #syria #damascus #they have gotten away with genocide and breaking international law and the rules of the geneva convention for decades #apartheid #save palestine #ethnic cleansing #israel is an apartheid state #seek truth #free palestine 🇵🇸 #genocide #illegal occupation #israel is committing genocide #israeli war crimes #dont be fooled #propaganda kills #israel is a terrorist state #israel lies while Palestine dies #WWIII is gonna have Netanyahus name all over it #international law MUST be enforced #Israel MUST finally face the consequences of their murderous actions #israel is NOT the victim #israel is a war criminal #permanent ceasefire #israel needs to face the consequences of their actions #war pigs #war crimes

[hoboscruff]

For those of you who watched the Bungie livestream, saw the hatefulness sent to Noah, and went "damn I hope these people get punished in some way" I have excellent news

#destiny #play stupid games win stupid prizes

[lamajaoscura]

Studios Say Lack of Star Promo is Hurting Movies' Box Office

#sag aftra #sag strike #wga strike #play stupid games win stupid prizes #studios fucked around and now they're finding out #hot labor summer

[cutemothman]

the funniest thing about hannibal was after will admitted to jack that he wanted to run away with hannibal jack was like, "yeah this guy is normal and can be trusted to work for the fbi"

#jack's fault really i mean will didn't want to help with dolarhyde but jack pressured him #play stupid games win stupid prizes #hannibal #chrissy.txt

[chrissy-kaos]

Ask if I'm real again.. @zerosuitsammi3 am I real or not?

#fuck this guy #don't care #play stupid games win stupid prizes

[drugsforaddicts]

idk why I didn't think about this earlier (since I'm going to see him tomorrow) but watch me print this, wear it to the Pikkujoulut gig and make an ass of myself

#play stupid games win stupid prizes #man this whole thing still makes me cackle #what a fever dream that day was #käärijä

[calvinandhobbes]

reframing the mizumono kitchen scene as will graham winning first place in a fucked up wet t-shirt contest

#play stupid games win stupid prizes

[calamitydaze]

> be me (tommyinnit)

> make jokes targeted at my friend but feel bad about it and learn from my mistakes

> later

> more people hate my friend now

> make skit completely misrepresenting a very personally impactful situation at the expense of someone who has done nothing but support me

> but it’s okay this time because my fans think it’s funny

> friend gets mad

> receive pushback about the skit

> what the fuck

> why is this happening i’m so pissed off. is it not clear that i’m the victim here

#play stupid games win stupid prizes #bella talks #negative