#player shit

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM: [Describing a Mindflayer cult.*]

Warlock: They're scientologists?

DM: Now, now don't insult the Mindflayers like that.

#shit my players say #rpg #submission #shareable

[defyingthefates]

Genuinely it is so funny that Laura and Marisha meant to have a completely platonic relationship and then they both tripped and faceplanted directly into romantic feelings. Roughly around the same time too. Well done ladies. Best failure I've ever seen.

#4sd #4 sided dive #critical role spoilers #critical role #imogen temult #laudna #so organic that they both went through the 'oh shit. oh no. i'm in love with my best friend' panic as characters #and related panic as players #the characters do whatever they want and the players just have to deal with it

[wellfine]

I mowed him sorry (← guy who thinks buzzed heads are handsome)

#one piece #roronoa zoro #baseball player-lookin head..... #descriptions in alt text #was talking with a friend about this and we decided ace went thru a stage of hating hair cuts/brushing as a kid #so when it got too tangled dadan would just shave it all off for him bc it was less uncomfortable in the long run #and luffy now has a cain instinct to slap the shit out of any bald head he sees #which is bad bc now he's a million times stronger so zoro nearly got OHKO'd #don't worry he ate a handful of walnuts and recovered (they're good for the brain)

[venacoeurva]

You know when you’re falling asleep and a random image or meme blips into your vision? Yeah

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#teldryn sero #I would put this on rb but I don’t know if they would allow something this raunchy textwise #even if they do allow some more adult stuff #tes #tesblr #skyrim #the elder scrolls #artsyfartsyness #NICE COCK (genitalia neutral) #this reads funnier if his use of serjo is entirely sarcastic for the player character #or purely like casually calling someone boss #some real thomastheplankengine shit #please check the subreddit it’s hilarious aside from the people using ai for visuals

[shitgw2playerssay]

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #shitgw2playerssay #shit gw2 players say #submission

[mothmothwoth]

Nothing lasts forever

#qsmp #fanart #art #qsmp fanart #qsmp art #qsmpblr #qsmp forever #forever player #qsmp @v@ #@v@ #qsmp richarlyson #richarlyson fanart #I’m sorry if this looks real shit I kinda banged it out in like 3 hours #I did not eat during that time so I’m gonnna go do that #if I mistagged! Fuck! #Also sorry it’s so dark I am not good at colors

[rambles-about-minecraft-ocs]

one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible

like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that

#zedaph #hermitcraft #genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post #i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-'' #only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed #and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected #not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits #but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on #and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place'' #at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE' #i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line #bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa #sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare #idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then #so maybe its not nearly as rare these days #but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8 #when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him #and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people #so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video

[prokopetz]

Inadvisable tabletop RPG premise #137: Fantasy setting where wizard towers have approximately the same role and cultural significance as Cold War nuclear missile silos. It’s impossible to really hide the fact that you’re casting a high-level spell, and extremely difficult to defend against one, so all of the world’s greatest wizards are locked in a mutually assured destruction scenario; the moment any one of them tries to perform a world-shaping act of magic, all of the other great wizards will smell it and immediately respond by casting Fuck That Guy In Particular.

The setting otherwise superficially resembles a perfectly standard Generic Fantasy Setting, though any close examination will rapidly reveal how deeply its culture is informed by the looming knowledge that the world is perpetually one wizardly temper tantrum away from total annihilation, and the extent to which the conspicuous Generic Fantasy atmosphere is a deliberately constructed facade of business-as-usual over a howling void of nihilistic uncertainty.

#concepts #gaming #tabletop roleplaying #tabletop rpgs #game design #worldbuilding #violence mention #death mention #swearing #'but what do player characters do in this setting?' i hear you ask #the same thing that player characters do in any cold war pastiche: #james bond shit

[aesthetic-gem]

one of the funniest things that happened today was philza’s reaction when he accidentally ran into the 4halo hug

#the quality of this video is shit idk why soz #GET A ROOM #“if i’m gonna die at least we’re together” <3 #qsmp #qsmp purgatory #q!philza #philza #4halo #eclipseduo #q!badboyhalo #badboyhalo #q!forever #forever player #qsmp clips #video

[spacedlexi]

"sounds nice... having a partner"

#the walking dead game #twdg #violentine #clementine twdg #violet twdg #MAANN when clem says this in s3 JUST WAIT BBY #people who say clemvi has no basis like ep2 isnt just them working as a team for 2 and a half hours regardless of player choice #like be fr #clem telling louis that violet patching up the back wall is ok because she needed something to keep herself busy. married behavior #vi asking clem to help check in on everyone while she deals with the wall. their shared smile when she comes back outside :) #and then they sit in the leadership spot together overlooking the yard and everything theyve planned together coming to fruition :) #sorry i just think their romance set up in eps 1 and 2 is obvious as FUCK and im tired of (Some) people pretending it isnt #'i havent seen her warm up to someone in a long time' brody literally tells clem that vi seems to like her after its been 24 hours #after shes been a block of ice for a whole year. and clem just melted those walls down immediately while they fought walkers together #violet is so devoted to clem post ep1 its embarrassing for her #'i saw she had you pinned and i- shit i got So crazy...' sorry if you dont think shes in love with clem idk what to tell you #'i'll tear that boat apart before we leave without you' i know you would girlie!!! #the animators went CRAAZAYAYAYAY the way they look at each other... their little smiles at each other....even before the belltower #the way clem looks at her while they dance.... the way she puts her head down on her shoulder so contentedly.... #and then she keeps her head on violets shoulder as she pulls away so clems chin gets dragged with it like she doesnt want to let go #'so you never forget that night' 'i never will' they are DISGUSTINGLY in love with each other it makes me physically ill #its 2024 and im still hearing 'i just didnt see it :/'. lazerbeams you #spaced art 2024

[glassphinix]

nemonas character arc

#pokemon #pkmn scarvi #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scvi #pkmn nemona #i kinda love how over the top and vaguely stalkerish nemona is bngfigdfubgawdsfrg #yknow how leon was like if a player beat the game and then put it down for so long their character turned into an npc final boss #nemona is like if a seasoned player breezed through the entire game and then a new npc came along who actually tried #and the seasoned player was like HOLY SHIT FINALLY A CHALLENGE #does this make sense. does anyone get where im coming from. idk man its nearly 1 am #internal monologue

[yourplayersaidwhat]

cleric: all im getting at level 13 is level 7 spells, which... i probably shouldnt understate actually. those are probably a big deal

rogue: resurrection, regenerate, summon lesser florida...

cleric: summon lesser what now

monk: just wait until 9th level for greater florida

#shit my players say #rpg #submission #shareable #dnd

[findafight]

Robin chose Steve. Robin made the conscious and deliberate decision that she could and would trust Steve. She already liked him! She had fun working and bantering with him! They were already on their way to being weird little bffs and the torture just expedited the process. Steve chose Robin just the same! He thinks she's fun and cool and likes her so much! He chose to be honest and open with her too, putting himself out there.

Even though their interests on the surface level don't match why wouldn't they share them? Steve clearly caves when Robin wants to watch a movie he doesn't think he'll like, Robin can watch a March madness game or five.

Stop trying to take away their bond oh my god people can be close to more than one person!!! Their best friend doesn't have to be dismissive or mean or whatever in order for a romance to be special to them!

#if i have to see another fic or whatever that makes it seem like robin doesnt give a shit about what steve likes and talkes about im going #to scream and maybe even rampage #its nice to sit down and have someone who knows explain who the players are and what the stakes for this particular game!! #just because yall seem to not think anyone can be nutral towards sports doesnt mean people aren't #literally why is it so hard to believe robin would like to hear steve talk as much as steve likes to hear her talk #i am so close to telling some steddie shippers to not look at steve or robin or their friendship because some of yall do Not get it. #its like you can see them go 'have to make sure eddie is the most perfect specialest boy for steve...well that means robin doesn't Get Him ' #or 'robin ignores him/dismisses his interests/isnt told everything happening in his life' like okay dont ever touch them again thanks #robin is steves specialest sunshine cupcake goober girl. steve is robins bestest happy times sweet funnyman. dont u dare take that away. #omce again tsgs longer than the post but ah well. #stobin #platonic stobin #robin buckley #steve harrington #stranger things #finda's rambles #steve and robin #this is a scheduled post just to jazz things up i guess #but seriously some of yall need to STOP MESSIGN WITH STOBIN

[feelingtheaster99]

Brennan was really COMING AFTER the intrepid heroes in Fearful Symmetry. He asks most all of them their fears and just describes these brutal, psychologically devastating situations for all their characters (except Kirsten but only because oh yeah he KILLED HER).

Like Emily tries to say, oh yeah Fig’s greatest fear is seeing her friends and families hurt and Brennan’s like NAH it’s actually the fact that you believe you are putting up a charismatic front and not good enough for anyone

#it’s not necessarily scary to watch again #because I know they’ll be okay #i know what’s gonna happen #but it is so so sad to see the characters and honestly also the players so upset and scared #shit gets rough #and so many lines just HIT #no one wants to hear a bass guitar solo #ROUGH Emily #and Brennan’s you ran out of the dragon fight to Sibohan #HARSH it’s all so harsh #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #intrepid heroes #the bad kids #fantasy high sophomore year #fhsy #fig faeth #gorgug thistlespring #it’s gorgug keep going #is coming up soon #I’m wearing my sweatshirt to celebrate the episode and that moment #adaine abernant #fabian seacaster #fabian aramais seacaster #Emily axford #zac oyama #sibohan Thompson #Lou Wilson #fearful symmetry

[shiftythrifting]

A record player with a recording feature (super cool!) And a picture my boyfriend bought to hang in his bathroom.

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #in frames #wizard posting #record players #wizard shit #gay recordette

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

I lovea him

#kinito #kinito the axolotl #kinito fanart #kinito x y/n #kinito x player #self insert #babbitsona #babbit sona #doodles #sketches #silly shit #self insert cringe #self indulgence time #self comfort #I know I’m being major cringe but rn I don’t care. but also I am very sorry #out there somewhere is someone who hates kinitopet who is furiously waiting for me to stfu abt it #lmao. anyway #I’m srry pls don’t hate me