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pratchettquotes · 8 months
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"What's a tuppeny upright, Sarge?"
"It's a kind of jam doughnut, lad. Did your mum ever make 'em?"
"Yes, Sarge. Sarge?"
"Yes lad?"
"I think it probably means something else as well, Sarge," said Sam, sniggering. "Something a bit...rude..."
"The whole of life is a learning process, Lance Constable."
Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
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ultraviolenced201413 · 10 months
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emlynphoenix · 1 year
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averaillisa · 25 days
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I think they should be insufferable together. actually
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katruna · 3 months
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pimsri · 9 months
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“Resurrection”
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dog-collared · 12 days
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puppyplay patches - pt 2
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femaanon · 9 months
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Lets makes this very simple for you, Maria. You're gonna do exactly what I tell you to do or I'm going to make your boyfriend's life a misery. And you don't want that, do you?
My boyfriend?
Who?
I don't understand?
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hellishkat · 18 days
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gothknots · 4 months
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I’m so real !!!
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little-dirty-fairy · 2 months
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I'm desperate to be raped by any man, to be beaten in the night and dragged behind a dumpster to touch me and denigrate me, tell me how hard it made him for wearing those short clothes while they rub their hard cock against my ass and He tears off my clothes, pointedly ignoring my sobs and pleas, slapping my face when I try to call for help.
He sticks his fingers into my pussy that is just starting to get wet, pinches my clit while he pulls down his pants and starts rubbing against my hole, mocking how I ask him not to do it but my pussy twitches with excitement and drools all over his hard cock. .
He pulls my hair and pushes my head hard against the container while he rams my pussy hard, filling and stretching my needy hole, biting my shoulder while he keeps telling me how dirty I am, how slutty and desperate I have to be to moan like this. that way while I'm raped and fucked like a piece of trash, how he's going to burst my holes until he empties his balls full of semen inside me.
He cums inside me as I sob and beg for more, it feels so good that I cum, my legs tremble and my body shakes from the orgasm, he throws me to my knees on the floor before forcing his cock down my throat to clean up the traces. of semen and covers my nose to continue laughing at me.
I can feel the gaze of some curious person who listens to the strange noises in the alley and his murmurs, I try to let go for some air because my head is spinning, my rapist laughs when he notices that we could have an audience and he lifts me up abruptly to tighten my grip. tits, whispering that he is going to take me somewhere else, with his friends so that he can show them the little toy that he found on the way, everyone is going to like to play and use my holes until they are no longer useful.
The idea fascinates me, my pussy dripping with semen contracts into the void and I cling to the stranger, hoping to find more cocks willing to get into my holes.
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melblogsgfreethruptsd · 11 months
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Weaponized Incompetence.
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