#pleaaaaaaase tell me

[fish-eyes-png]

Crisis aborted. Boreo is so gay, very gay, an inexplicable amount of internalized homosexuality. Came to conclusion with all my beautiful friends on the goldfinch tag, Boris is just as homophobic, so the line ‘maybe u thought it was something else’ was used for reassuring not just Theo but him cuz my gay ass emo boy is afraid of it all being on HIS head. They’re so in love its stupid. Feel more than welcome to add anything and write a fic about it, thanks lol

#and also recommend fan fics #there was one where Boris was an art major #pleaaaaaaase if someone knows the name tell mee #i forgot lol #i love boreo so much #Idk what demon got inside me earlier #am i living in delusion #cant tell #the goldfinch #boreo #boris pavlikovsky #theo decker

[barely-gettin-bi]

petition for spotify to let mE ANNOTATE MY PLAYLISTS PLEASE

#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #SPOTIFY #THESE ARE MY DEMANDS #let meeee tell you why this song is on this playlist!!!!! #let me show you how my mind works!!!! #pleaaaaaaase #or else #thank you #<3

[bloomingonionbitch]

(lolololol may do something silly like getting a medical tech certificate to get out of teaching so i don't have to call parents at 6:30 to tell them that i need their "Honor roll" kid to stop laughing and openly mocking other students' discussion responses).

#mom was receptive and supportive but did relay that her daughter said i was being “unfair” to her????? #girl you and your friends will not stop messing with this kid who's on the spectrum - did you think i wouldn't call and tell your mom? #see here's the secret y'all - i'm not scared of anything anymore because what? they'll fire me???? #lololololol we have two teachers quitting this month #i was hired in february because FOUR other teachers quit #this is also the girl who recreated the “Mean Girls” poster for our Canva design challenge #like pleaaaaaaase fire me so i can go back to making money doing spicy phone calls #if you're thinking about going into education - don't #we have had a kid bring a fake gun to school and threaten shootings TWICE this year and he's STILL on campus #teachers are merely bodies in GAP dress pants 🫠

[dragoncoitus]

i actually have money now where do i buy marauders merch 😭

#dont say the official harry potter wizarding world website #im not buying stuff from that #i want stuff from like twenty year olds in their gap year yk #reggie black inspired ??? #like green stuff yk #slytheriiiiinnnn #and jewellery #like little bits and pieces from atyd and choices and zeppazariel #somebody tell me #pleade #pleaaaaaaase #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #sirius black

[padfootastic]

i scroll through my tumblr dash for the first time in weeks and *instantly* get hit w a ‘sirius suspected remus was the traitor’ for r/s breaking up and no mention of the other side :)))

#why god why #i know it’s me #i’m too picky #and too protective of sirius #no one has to tell me that #but pleaaaaaaase #see i’m not even coherent lol #oh yah as if that wasn’t bad enough #i saw another ‘dramatic sirius who panics at any and all problems and can’t function w/o remus’ #* minor problem* sirius: oh no just call remus can’t do this #HELLO R WE TALKING ABOUT THE MAN WHO SURVIVED AND ESCAOED AZKABAN??? #i haven’t been this passionate about fandom for a while lol #censoring myself so much too #because ughhhh people can believe/say what they want but my god #some of these things make me wanna weep and scream #pen’s whining

[angeltism]

guys im so awesome right

#➳ the fool speaks #( tell me how awesome i am pleaaaaaaase pretty please /lh nf etc )

[romantichomicide95]

any type of gn! reader x megumi pleaaaaaaase

I always write with a fem reader in mind, that said I don’t describe them that much so hopefully that works.

Megumi x Reader Fluff

In which Megumi is touch starved and wants to cuddle but is to embarrassed to ask. Aged up.

“Training was fun today.” You’ve just got out of your last class at Jujutsu high and have made it back to Megumi’s room, plopping yourself on his desk chair.

“I thought it was kind of lame.” He lingers near you for a second before deciding to sit on the edge of his bed. He doesn’t speak for a second, a long second and his eyes are on the floor as if it’s the most interesting thing he’s ever seen.

You notice the silence from Megumi and tilt your head, studying him. "Is everything okay?" you ask, concerned.

Megumi hesitates, his eyes narrow still looking at the floor, his brows are furrowed and he just shrugs his shoulders, fiddling with a pen in his hands. “Meh”.

“That doesn’t answer my question.”

He looks up at you, eyes scanning your body. “Why are you sitting all the way over there?” He asks, pink rising to his cheeks. Megumi wasn’t very good with words, he wasn’t very vocally affectionate. Even after months of dating he still had trouble opening himself up. He’d show you affection, in his own ways…as long as Gojo and Yuuji weren’t around for fear of them laying into him and embarrassing him. They already did enough of that when it came to you as is.

“Do you want me to sit with you Gumi bear”

“I told you not to call me that.” He scoffs, but his gaze hasn’t faltered from you. There’s a look in his eyes and you can’t decipher what it means.

“Sorry Megumi.” You stroll over to him sitting opposite him but maintaining a small distance. You could be slightly clingy sometimes, and you were working on it. Opting to try and give him space. Not that he ever complained, secretly he liked how much care you gave him; but he’d never tell you that.

“I don’t like when you call me Megumi either. It sounds too formal.”

“Okay Gumi! You’re so difficult sometimes.” you giggle, reaching out a hand and grazing his for just a fraction of a second. The hairs on his body stood up, all he wanted was to feel you, have your skin against his own, feel the warmth he felt whenever you nuzzled up to him head against his chest. After such a long tiring day all he wanted was to hold you. Why was it so hard to just say that, he thought.

“Whatever, do you want to watch a movie or something?” He lays against his headboard, hoping you’d join him like you always did. Wrapping yourself around his muscular body, hands laced together. One hand was almost reaching out to you, begging to be touched.

“I thought we were going out with Nobara and Yuuji tonight?”

He mumbles something rude with a few swears under his breathe. “I really would rather stay in if that’s okay? I can’t deal with them tonight.”

“Okay baby if that’s what you want. Movie night it is.” You take his remote and browse Netflix, deciding on an action film Megumi has been dying to see. You settle in, fidgeting to get comfortable sitting so close to the edge of his bed.

“You can lay with me if you’re uncomfortable…I mean if you want.” He says quietly.

You narrow your eyes at him, brows furrowing. “Gumi.” you giggle “Do you want me to lay with you, you can tell me that ya know?”

“I just mean if you want to, you look uncomfortable.”

You crawl up to his chest, laying your body weight on top of him, hands on either side of his body, and give him a look, a look that says I know you well enough to know when you’re bullshitting me. “Don’t lie to me.” You scold. One hand reaching up to cup his cheeks.

Megumi's blush deepens, but he couldn't help but lean into your touch. “Okay, fine…I want you to lay with me. Happy!?” You feel his body relax beneath you, finally satisfied with having you close.

“Awww Gumi. You can always cuddle me whenever you want, I love being close to you.”

He scoffs but you close the distance furthur, your lips meeting his in a gentle kiss. Megumi melts against you, his arms wrapping around your waist and pulling you closer, as if he's savoring this moment like it may never happen again. He kisses you like he can’t get enough, breathless and messy. Chasing your lips whenever you part for even a second.

“Baby we’re gunna miss the movie.” You finally say moving your body and cuddling up close to him, your head finding the perfect spot in the crook of his neck. He breathes in deep, relishing in the smell of your shampoo, the way your body fits perfectly in his arms. He’d never tell you but it’s his favorite thing about being your boyfriend, cuddling you and just being. No curses, no annoying teachers, no loud ass friends; just laying with you alone like you’re the only two people in the world.

Megumi responds with a soft chuckle, his arms wrapping tighter around you. "Mmm. I don't think either of us really cares about the movie right now," he murmurs, his lips brushing against your temple. He certainly doesn’t care not when he’s got you exactly where he wanted you. His arms securing you in place, not daring move an inch as to not let you go. Fingers off one hand interlocked with one of your own, tracing soothing patterns on back with the other.

You let out a contented sigh, “I could stay like this forever," you say, your voice hushed. You snuggle closer, feeling Megumi's heartbeat steady and strong against your cheek. This, you realized, is what love feels like…warm and safe and all-encompassing. You're grateful for every moment you get to spend with him, grateful for the way he makes you feel.

Megumi presses a gentle kiss to the top of your head "I love you," he whispers, the words soft but sincere.

You smile, your heart swelling with emotion. "I love you too," you whisper back, and the two of you settle in, the sound of a movie in the distance, content to just be together.

#megumi fluff #megumi x reader #megumi drabbles #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #jjk x reader #jjk megumi #jjk fluff #jjk fushiguro #fushiguro #jujutsu megumi #jujutsu kaisen #megumi x y/n #megumi x you #fushiguro x reader #megumi fushiguro x reader

[vibratingskull]

Hey! :) saw you were taking requests and I got one for you. 👀

Thrawn's Jedi wife (she/her) takes herself and Thrawn away from Lothal (like Ezra does) with the help from Purgils. They're both stranded alone together, they talk about a lot of things and they make love and just decide to start a family together during the 10+ years. 👀👀

Thrawnxf!reader

You turn off your lightsaber and wince in pain.

Your baby just gave you a new kick in your stomach. You caress your tummy tenderly, sighing dreamily, they are already so strong! You regret that the Chimaera isn't equipped for pregnant women, it would make things easier.

But you have the Force to guide you. So it will be okay.

You didn’t tell it to Thrawn yet but the Force whispered to you they are twins. You go sit on the bench of the dojo to wipe your sweat off with a towel. Exercising with a pregnant belly truly is something else! But you don’t want to lose your touch so you grit your teeth and continue to train.

“I was sure you would be here, cha’cah.” Thrawn voice raises next to you.

You look up to him and smile tiredly.

“Do not overwork yourself.” He gently chides, sitting next to you. “We do not have the equipment in case something goes wrong.”

“I know, dear. But I know what I’m doing, do not worry.” you soothe him, wiping your face.

“I trust you. I am simply encouraging you to be more attentive to details.” He pushes a strand of hair behind your ear.

“Everything is okay! They even gave me a kick!.”

His gaze lowers to your swollen tummy and presses his warm palm on it. The babies give another hit and his smile grows larger. You look at him with love pouring out of your eyes.

“They already so full of energy…” He mutters almost to himself.

“Yes.” you smile blissfully. “They are like you, I can feel it.”

“I hope they are more like you, it would be best for them.” He counters.

“No, why? I want an army of little clone of you! That would be adorable.” You nudge him.

“It would be absolute chaos, cha’cah.” He leans forward and kisses your stomach reverently.

“Yurk. Are you doing your disgusting adult things?” a little voice makes you both jump of your skins.

At the door of the dojo your daughter looks at you, pouting, disgusted by this physical demonstration of affection. She pinches her nose, sticking her tongue out.

“Well, hello to you too, miss.” you gently mock.

The little girl took so much from her father, blue skin, red eyes and regal features but her hairs are unmistakably yours.

“Can I play with your lightsaber, mom?”

“Absolutely not, miss.”

“Pleaaaaaaase…” She pleads, joining her two hand in prayer.

“Your mother told you no.” Thrawn intervene, “But I can train with you if you want.”

She looks at him with a deeply focused expression.

“Alright!” She exclaims joyfully.

Thrawn get rids of his white jacket and seizes a staff on the wall, joining her on the tatami. You cross your legs in a meditative position and stretch your back. You terribly need a back massage…

You make your spine pop as your husband and daughter exchange staff hits, circling each other in the dojo. Since you ended up on this wretched planet thanks to Bridger, training became a survival essential, even for the kids of the Chimaera.

You’re not the only couple that started a family, quite a number of stormtroopers and officers got together and babies started to pop up everywhere. Not enough to fill a class, around ten little ones started roaming around the corridors of the Chimaera. Thrawn wasn’t too sure about that but you only felt relief, knowing your baby daughter would not be alone, you know the presence of fellow kids is so important for a child brain’s formation. You made him the remark that it was pretty hypocritical of him to deny his troop the right of a family while starting his own. He recognized it and since accepted the situation. 

It is so new to you all, this mess of a situation forced everyone to adopt new roles and take on new responsibilities. As the highest authority Thrawn had to marry people and conduct ceremonies. It is not his field of expertise, not at all! His place is in the battle room, strategizing campaigns, not direct weddings… But he stepped up and accepted his new role. You remember him coming to you to help him for a speech, completely lost and on the verge of panic. Everything went well in the end, the ceremony was short but really touching, after the disaster the troops needed good news for morale, weddings and birth were perfect!

But you know what they really crave is Bridger’s demise and returning to the Empire…

It’s been 6 years already…

You never spoke about it with Thrawn, but you helped Ezra escape the Chimaera when you crashed on Peridea. A last nice gesture between jedis. You warned him next time you would cross paths as enemies, he nodded and disappeared into the night.

In your heart you know Thrawn is aware of that.

But he never confronted you or punished you.

Simply remained silent and started the hunt.

Because he knew you already had enough on your plate on your own. Making his troops accept a jedi as his fiance was hard enough as it was.

You’ve never been too popular on the Chimaera, and still are now. You are only tolerated.

You accepted it.

“Look mom! I hit him!” Your daughter shouts excitedly.

“My! Congrats, dear.” You applaud.

She throws herself at him with the ardor of youth and naivety, and Thrawn seizes her by the hips to throw her on his shoulder. She cries, indignant, but he only chuckles. You laugh with him at this charming display.

“Not fair! Put me down, dad!”

“No. You should not have plough forward without thinking.” He spins on himself.

“Haaaaaaa! Mom! Help!”

“You should have thought about it further, sweetie.” you laugh.

She screams as he spins, threatening to puke on him. He pulls her in his arms and throws her in the air. Your eyes follow her as she flies in the room before getting caught by her father. He launch her again and you catch her in the air with the Force.

“Alright, that’s enough I think.” You let her come down on the ground gently. She’s completely disheveled now.

“That was not fair, dad!” she complains again.

“May this be your lesson. Think before throwing yourself to an adversary.” He counters.

She walks wobbly to the bench and sits next to you, your circle her shoulders with your arm and press her against your form.

“It is for your good, sweety. There is danger outside of the Chimaera.” you explain.

“I know.” She growls, slicking her hair back. “I know, mom…”

Thrawn sits next to her, sandwiching her between you two.

“It will also be your role to protect your little brother or sister, you have to be ready.”

She looks up to him perplexed.

“Enoch won’t protect us?”

“Captain Enoch may die, as will me and your mother. We are preparing you for the future, dear.”

She let herself fall against his shoulder.

“Alright, dad.”

“Good girl.” And he encircles both of you in his arms for a big hug like you love them so much.

@Bluechiss @thrawnalani @justanothersadperson93 @al-astakbar

@thrawnspetgoose @readinglistfics @elise2174 @debonaire-princess @twilekchiss

#thrawn x you #thrawn x f!reader #thrawn x reader #thrawn #grand admiral thrawn #mitth’raw’nuruodo #fanfic #vibratingskull

[cryptocism]

Please, please, please, pleaaaaaaase tell me Kon knows about Thad's crush, please? And if so, how did he react exactly? 'Cause I think he'd be, like... the sweetest towards him! Even if he does not feel the same way ♥️😭.

i think if kon didnt know he would probably figure it out pretty quick. thad is many things but he is not subtle.

and yeah i cant imagine kon would react with anything other than kindness. he's got clone solidarity for days, the man will give space and grace in spades.

#asks #anonymous #in my headcanon of this dynamic its very onesided #but thad tripping and falling his way through an awkward teen romance is also hilarious to me so yknow #the ship is subject to cuteness-slash-comedic potential for me

[weebtownsworld]

I need more webtoons to read. Please leave webtoons recs, any genre the gayer the better. /Hj

If you are writing a webtoon please also tell me about your webtoon.

Pleaaaaaaase

I have added some of my favs in the tags I can add more if you would like

#lgbtqia+ #gay #webtoon #jackson's diary #post harbour #duncan and eddie #winter before spring #webtoon recommendation #webtoon recs #of dark lords and cabbages #emigo #to be honest #cherry crush #encore #race you #penut soup #sunhouse #night owls and summer skies #hello hello #castle swimmer #fangs and fools #insert more webtoons #insert more tags #hearstopper

[shimydim]

Hello, can you tell me WCIF the pink top or dress that the blond girl is wearing on the ts3 presentation of your Shimydim Girlfriend hair, pleaaaaaaase (:

Thank you

Hello! Sorry I took some time to answer I just couldn't find it in my mods folder but it's the Hannah Dress by Loubellesims. The original link here seems to have been deleted unfortunately but I've reuploaded on SimFileShare if you want to download it still :)

#WCIF #s3cc #sims 3 reupload #anonymous #ask

[differenteagletragedy]

AHEM!!

Cove x Xavier

Please. I need to know their relationship and how it grew after Step 4

And Cove warming up to Baxter again (pleaaaaaaase)

-- Baby's first Our Life ship (that did not involve MC lolol)

--It JUST MAKES SENSE. So see what happened was that everyone was at the party after the wedding at Jude and Scott's house. Miranda and Terry were dancing and MC and Baxter have all hearts in their eyes, and so Cove and Xavier were both the odd ones out.

-- Xavier is an actual angel and started chatting Cove up and quickly thought he was adorable, because he's Cove and that's just the truth.

-- Cove is a little awkward at first, but Xavier is fine with that. They're good at reading people, and they could see that it wasn't necessarily that Cove didn't want to talk to them, but that it just takes him a bit.

-- But Cove knows that Xavier made that cake, and that cake was a spiritual experience for him. He knows they brought more treats so he's like "So ... uh ... you made that stuff in there?"

-- Xavier is proud of their skills, takes him to the kitchen and makes him try one of everything. And that's pretty much it for Cove. He doesn't fall for them then of course, but he's definitely like "This is a very sweet person who makes me feel good and is treating me special and who also makes the best sweets I have ever had in my life."

Cove: So what kind of things do you make at your bakery?

Xavier: Oh, basically any sweet you can think of.

Cove: *names a million different kinds of cakes and pastries and cookies, etc., then finally* Do you make cinnamon rolls?

Xavier: Yes, the best in the city!

Cove: *hunger intensifies*

Xavier: Tell me a day next week that's good for you, I'll make you a fresh batch and you can stop by."

-- Friendship initiated.

-- From there, Cove starts coming to the bakery, Xavier invites them over, they exchange numbers. They talk more and more and start hanging out more often.

-- One day (and I do realize this is a Baxter move, but maybe that's where they learned it!) they're at the bakery, Xavier has made some cupcakes and Cove devours them. He gets icing on his face, and Xavier wipes it off with a finger then licks it.

-- And Cove has officially caught A Feeling.

-- Xavier was already there, and they can tell Cove made it there too, but they think it would be best for him to bring up the topic first. He's a little younger, less experienced, more nervous etc. so they're prepared to give him time.

-- Cove spends so much time at the bakery, which is Xavier's happy place, that he feels the need to take them to his happy place (obviously the beach). They go one day, and Xavier just looks so pretty there at his favorite place, and it's such a nice mixture of two things he loves -- wait what, "loves"? Oh no, Cove's got it bad.

-- While they're there, he takes them to meet Cliff because why would he not stop in to see his dad. And Cliff and Xavier get on like a house on fire. They're just both personable and warm people, and Cove is like "what if this is what my life could be," like what if Xavier becomes family?

-- We know with the Cove x MC route that when Cove falls in love, he falls HARD, and that's what happens with Xavier.

-- Time goes by still, so this is like several months after the party. They are the grossest, mushiest not-couple couple you have ever seen in your life.

-- Finally, Cove confesses. He's never really had these kinds of feelings before, but he definitely has them now and if Xavier is open to it, he'd like to explore this. He stutters a lot more when he gets this message across. Xavier is so sweet about it, and they kiss. ROMANCE.

-- And basically they live happily ever after!

-- For Baxter, Cove has some mighty big reservations when he pops back up in MC's life again. When Baxter apologizes, he can accept that, but he really hurt MC very badly, and yeah, he's not a fan.

-- Even when MC starts officially dating him, Cove isn't too sure.

-- It's just going to take time and a lot of talks with MC (and some with Xavier!) to get him to warm up to Baxter, especially because he was never particularly warm to him in the first place. They are just two different kinds of people, but once it becomes clear that Baxter isn't running away again, that MC is happy, he can settle down some.

-- Baxter has settled down too, that helps -- he's not the same person he was at 19 when they first met. He understands why Cove isn't super friendly with him, and he doesn't want to push it. He wants to prove to him that he's better than he was then.

-- After a while, Cove realizes that Baxter is MC's person, and as MC's platonic person, he needs to get on board. So he starts making a little bit of an effort. Baxter notices and starts making more of an effort too. MC and Xavier high five whenever they have even the tiniest moment.

-- I don't think there's any sort of big moment between them, it just takes time for things to fall into place. They're never going to be besties, but they both love MC so so much, they can certainly be friends.

-- Baxter is the wedding planner.

#our life beginnings and always #cove holden #our life #baxter ward #our live xavier #cove x xavier

[boytoyhalo]

charlie and flippa are hurting me so fucking bad rn CHARLIE PAY ATTENTION SHES TRYING TO TELL YOU THE OTHER FLIPPA ISNT HER LISTEN TO HER PLEAAAAAAASE

#qsmp #liveblogging

[jamneuromain]

Taking a bear by the tooth

Andy Barber x You (Reader)

College AU, Teacher-Student Relationship, Professor Andy Barber, Student Reader, Fluff, mostly fluff, a lil humor maybe, talk about sex toys, implied D/S relationship

Summary: You are facetiming with Andy when you realized...

A/N: Based on this video, and inspired by the amazing @rogerswifesblog/@rogerswifesblog-updates <3

A contribution to the sleepover Week 2, @the-slumberparty, as a continuation of Dancing in the Daydream (M. List).

“Oof, I forgot this was here.”

You pick something up from your bed, and throw it out of the frame, out of his sight.

You are facetiming with your beloved boyfriend Andy. You are lying comfortably on your bed, and positioning the phone on your chest, so you could talk to him with one arm behind your head, and one hand holding the phone.

And it has come to your attention that a small pink object is resting near your chin, exposing itself in front of the camera facing you, when you pick it up and throw it onto the carpet.

“Angel?” Andy scrunches his eyebrows together, narrowing his eyes, “what’s that you put away?”

Crap. You should have just zip shut and move it away quietly instead of saying something, reminding him what you have done.

“Nothing.” You quickly tell him, “it’s definitely not what you were thinking.”

“Hmm.” Comes from the other side of the screen, clearly not impressed, “what was I thinking?”

You turn your head to look at the poor thing lying on the floor.

The small pink vibrator. The Bullet 3.0.

The one you bought for yourself.

“Stop messing with me, Angel.” He growls, when he realizes your pretty little head is coming up with tons of stories to cover up your doings just now, “the only pink toy we have in the house is the small vibrator egg, and believe me when I say it’s not that size.”

You huff in disappointment, because apparently, he knows you too well to know what that is.

“Fine, fine. I bought it when you were in L.A.” You sigh, attempting to pout the cutest so he won’t ask more questions.

“But it’s only three days since I’ve been gone!” Andy protests.

Yes, your sweetest boyfriend has to remind you he has gone to an academic meeting in L.A., across the continent. For five days in total.

“It’s not like I’m replacing you with it permanently.” You try your best to sound positive, “plus it’s only for when you are gone.”

Andy doesn’t sound convinced, not the slightest, “you have a vibrator on your own, and there are two others in my desk drawer. And you’re telling me you need a fourth?”

“But this one has the sucking motion.” You turn around, tucking the pillow under your neck, and sprawl on your shared bed on your stomach. A mischief grin curls your lips, “and you can use it on me when you get back.”

Andy looks frozen. Or deep in thought. Or both.

“Pleaaaaaaase.” You whine, “I want to keep it.”

“I’m not going to return it??!!” Andy sounds annoyed, “you can keep your toy, Angel.”

You raise a big smile in triumph and kiss the camera, “thank you Andy, mwah! You’re the best.”

“I’m not finished.” He cleared his throat. “You better be prepared when I get home because you just earned yourself a big punishment for keeping secrets from me.”

That sounds fair. Since you haven’t been punished for a few weeks. “Can’t wait!” You blow him another kiss, your fingers start tracing his outline on your phone. “I miss you Andy.” You whisper.

“I miss you too, Angel. Now go to bed. It’s twelve in the morning and you have classes tomorrow.” He speaks softly, when you see him snapping a screenshot during your facetime.

You yawn. It is still early in his time zone but you are starting to feel sleepy in yours.

“Talk to you tomorrow. Good night.” You yawn again, as he smiles, holding his chin on his palm and bidding you good night.

The last thing you think about before you drift to sleep, you’re going to hide all four toys before he gets home. And you definitely won’t let him use any of them until he’s done punishing you.

#andy barber #andy barber fluff #andy barber x reader #andy barber x female reader #andy barber x you #andy barber fanfiction #defending jacob #possessive andy barber #navy and roo's sleepover #navy and roo sleepover #dancing in the daydream #taking a bear by the tooth #professor!andy barber #student reader

[porcelainvino]

vino pleaaaaaaase tell us about your b!g puckurt

(spoilers for eden, eden if you’re reading this go away)

following the school musical where artie and puck kissed, puck has a little sexuality crisis and being the guy he is, he asks kurt to sleep with him because he wants a gay experience. kurt’s like “🤨🤨 wtf no also i have a boyfriend” but puck keeps asking and stuff, (here’s a section from my stupid fanfic cuz i think i’m funny:

)

kurt complains to blaine about it and blaine’s like “tbh……. i wouldn’t mind… can i watch erm…” and kurt’s like rethinking it and is like “maybe i DO want to sleep with him wait…..” SO kurt makes a deal with puck that if they win sectionals, he’ll sleep with him, and puck’s like “ok BET”

they win sectionals, obv, and they throw a party at blaine and santana’s house (blaintana stepsiblings), insert the implied puckurt smut here

the following morning, santana sees them in blaine’s room and she’s like “🤨 ermmm what the flip…” and like rumors spread about them sleeping with each other, someone asks puck and kurt “did you guys have sex??” and puck’s like “ha yeahhhh B) we sure did” but kurt cuts him off and is like “yeah he wasn’t that good.” and BOOM puck’s sexual confidence GONE or something and he like cries and shjt and kurt’s like “jfc dude grow tf up”

and that’s it.

bonus partie storyline ft. puck getting punched by kurt storyline:

kurt feels kinda bad after saying puck’s mid in bed, so he’s like “okay, i’ll help you with your gay crush. describe him to me” and puck’s like “ummmm he’s kinda nerdy, short i guess, he’s a junior, he’s rlly passionate, he’s just.. dating someone already…” and kurt’s like “sing your feelings out!!” so puck sings “wait for it” from hamilton because this is a glee fanfiction and then kurt’s like “……. wait… he has a crush on bLAINE??” so immediately after puck finishes his song, kurt breaks out into song singing “give me back my man” by the b-52’s, puck’s confused cuz kurt keeps glaring at him and when he finishes the song, kurt PUNCHES PUCK IN THE FACE, breaking his nose or something idk yet, puck’s like “oW?????” and kurt just storms out with blaine and blaine’s absofruitly clueless but he’s like “wowww kurt you’re so hot when you’re possessiveeeee”, insert implied klaine possessive smut

kurt calms tf down and is like “okay sorry i punched you, but STAY AWAY FROM BLAINE” and puck’s like “i dON’T HAVE A CRUSH ON BLAINE, I HAVE A CRUSH ON ARTIE” and kurt’s like “ohhhhhhh….. oops 💀” and to be continued ig

#ask #better!glee #b!g artie #b!g puck #b!g kurt #b!g blaine #porcelainposting

[gammaliminal]

Neon Troupe; an introduction to a tf2/overwatch fan game

welcome to the fairly near future… of the 80s! IBM, dotmatrix, disco, and cassette tapes are all the rage. despite lasers, miracle healing, uplifting animals, and more invented; we're still using CRT monitors and everything still groooovyyyyyyy. enter the companies Outlook Resurrection Grant (ORG) and Past Nations re-Kindled (PNK), which are locked into a corporate turf war due to a petty rivalry between workers spiraling way out of control. now enter the Contractors, people of varying stripes all equally (or more so compared to the others) willing to kill and die for a paycheck; and with corporate backing of military hardware, unexplained respawning, and unexplained clones (for the sake of the tone, neither of these will be explained).

if you couldn't tell already, this is basically TF2's excuse plot but set in the 80s, which hopefully we can do something new and original with! this project is inspired by OW2 self-destructing, making me finally deciding to start conceptualizing my idea for a class-based shooter in a similar vein as rivals of aether for platform fighters (more so inspired by tf2 then overwatch) pleaaaaaaase be nice to us; not only are we but two people who haven't designed any games before, but we're also purely doing this out of fun and aren't going to super strictly balance this. even if we're able to actually develop it. also, while we won't confirm any orientations, it'll be a looooooooooot more outwardly queer then either TF2 or OW <3 if that makes you angry, well we aren't creating this for you - Ξλ

links to stuff related to this project!! cast list companies and a bit of LOREEEE

#Neon Troupe #source engine #source fangame #team fortress 2 #tf2 #ow #ow2 #overwatch #overwatch 2 #fan project #no microtransactions dw #we're two weirdos not a company #also there will be only 12 classes at max #more then 12 is uhh TOO MANY PLATES TO SPIN- #also one of them will be an uplifted animal #this is a promise #Ξλ post