#please don’t smoke

[dreamsfulblues]

I have a headcanon that Kara smokes…but not much

And when he smokes he never manages to finish a whole cigarette because just the taste alone kills him

#karamatsu #karamatsu matsuno #osomatsu san #mr. osomatsu #artwork #drawing #artists on tumblr #goofy little boy #please don’t smoke

[ava-mee]

Listen, I’m not promoting smoking. I mean I’m really not. But I get it. There’s one thing so appealing to me about the aesthetic and act of having and smoking cigarettes. Having a pack of cigarettes in your purse just seemed right. Every time I look In purse I think something’s missing, and I know subconsciously that it’s a pack of cigs. I have never and will never smoke, but come on. And then like the act of doing it. I feel like I would be on my phone less if I smoked cigs. Like just having something to do constantly with your hands. Idk. This has been playing on mind for a while. And I’m going to be completely honest with you, I blame Matty Healy.

#funny #music #cigarettes #cigarette #don’t smoke kids #please don’t smoke #I’m not promoting the consumption of tobacco #satire #aesthetic #the 1975 #joke #being funny in a foreign language #matty healy #truman black

[halstaff]

Confession: obtained.

#detroit become human #dbh #dbh art #dbh artwork #dbh connor #connor rk800 #dbh hank #kinda crooked cops #dbh au #Dragged Across Concrete + Reservoir Dogs I suppose #80scop!au #not hankcon so please don’t tag that #halstuff #they got the confession 👏🏻 #I live for hardcore rk800 being the ruthless and intimidating machine he’s got the reputation of #legit deviant hunter with a flawless track record #thirium smokes are a thing btw because yes #bingo catchphrase!

[stargazerspringles]

“Guys- the smoke…”

I can make serious art, sometimes >:]

#critical role tlovm #tlovm #vox machina #percy de rolo #the legend of vox machina #This took me 12 hours sobbing #How does one draw smoke? No clue #Orthax #Tumblr please don’t kill the quality please please

[nitro502]

Weed headcanons in honor of 4/20

Marcille: Zero tolerance. One hit and she’s faded as hell. Prefers not to partake.

Senshi: Makes gourmet edibles of course. Will smoke too if someone’s offering. But everything in moderation.

Chilchuck: Prefers to drink but will eat edibles sometimes. Smoking just makes him paranoid though.

Laios: Eats weed. Senshi’s edibles but also just. Bags of weed. Like it’s trail mix.

#delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #marcille donato #senshi of izganda #chilchuck tims #laios touden #4/20 #please don’t take this too seriously #I don’t smoke at all lol #I have friends who do though

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

Why is it that fictional women with vices like alcohol and smoking are attractive when in reality I find them kind of repulsive. People need to stop making so much good art and photography of attractive older women smoking cigarettes or being pathetic and drunk while still being sexy somehow, please it’s for my health and wellbeing

#don’t actually stop they’re nice to look at #please don’t take this the wrong way. this is a me problem #sorry older women who smoke in reality. unfortunately I think it smells very bad. the photos don’t convey that #but yes it is kind of sexy and symbolic how you’re trading away a longer life for short term relief

[cotgar2]

I woke up and no joke was as excited for greed day as a kid on christmas morning. Does anything actually happen today? No. Is it an excuse to get my ass out of bed and draw Greed? Absolutely

#happy comfort bastard day #it’s actually been a second since I’ve sat down and drawn greed for fun and that’s so upsetting to me #let alone og… that’s been a lot longer lol #but I just wanted to fuck around with some easy go-to greed outfits so take these messy doodles #my art #fanart #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fma greed #greed the avaricious #greedling #tw smoking #i don’t do side profiles usually so please don’t mind any shitty anatomy or crap like that loll

[sirmanmister]

For any Canadian/East Coast peeps please remember to wear masks outside!! This air quality is WORSE than when Fort McMurray burned!!

Keep an eye on your children and grandparents and pets! They’re all especially prone to smoke inhalation!

If you get any nosebleeds you can put a tiny bit of petroleum jelly in your nose to keep things from drying out, and lip balm is a good idea too. Sunglasses won’t save your eyes completely but they do help if you have to go outside!

Any yard work or exercise can WAIT. Going for a run WILL hurt you. If your house is too smoky, turn on your air conditioning (if you have it) and go to a shopping centre for the day. I think they opened the cooling centres in Ottawa which is apparently getting hit super hard so you can also head there to get a break!

Please please be careful out there folks!

#this air quality can kill so please be safe!! #if you have a medical condition please please please take it easy #the smoke has been making me lightheaded and I’m in decent enough health #also please #don’t vape or smoke outside #I understand the addictions I used to smoke but please please try to wait until the air clears up a tiny bit tonight #not fallout #serenade posts #wildfire smoke #PSA #Canada #East coast #wildfires #air quality #legit half of Canada’s population is being hit and a goooood chunk of Americans so this is a post for all

[whathehe11]

Fanart of human Crowley and Aziraphale uni aged. Sharing a cigarette indoors.

#crowley #good omens #aziraphale #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens human au #good omens fanwork #good omens fanart #crowley fanart #fanart #aziraphale fanart #aziraphale fell #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #aziracrow fanart #smoking #please don’t smoke inside #they really shouldn’t be doing that #but alas #whathehelldraws

[swirlymark]

NOO Venture you’re supposed to light it not fall asleep!!

#they give stoner vibes #was going to draw a certain someone with them but scrapped it (karl) #…I don’t smoke please don’t kill me if it isn’t accurate #venture #venture overwatch #overwatch #overwatch 2 #nonbinary #venture ow2 #sloane cameron

[okom]

this was the video i saw of frank picking up rays solo!! ray looks over at him so proudly when frank fills in for him, but frank didn’t see ray trying to get his attention because his eyes were closed just vibing😩

link 1 (to vid where op describes what happened otherwise i would’ve never listened closer)

link 2 (short vid of frank playing with his eyes closed)

link 3 (full stage angle)

#it also sounds like frank was trying some new notes it’s hard to even pick out where ray missed a note #but there were a couple tweets about him skipping in addition to ops insta post #petal.txt #my chemical romance #mcr #ray toro #frank iero #help i’m still not sober it’s been 2 hours since i didn’t realize i smoked a bowl of kief and it got me turbo high #i’m sorry if these posts even don’t make sense i’m a goner now #top 5 highest i’ve ever been in my life ray toro please help me

[goombat]

Small wip thing I’ve done while incredibly sick

#herbert west #re animator #reanimator #bride of reanimator #danbert #jeffery combs #reanimator art #fan art #my art #current wip #it’s gonna be a ship thing I have a crippling obsession with Dan and his three weed smoking girlfriends #I wanted to do something a bit more stylized than my usual style #god I hate posting my art #please don’t tease me

[royaltea000]

Designing what I think a human Barf and Belch would look like -w-

#please ignore the horrid anatomy this is just a brainstorming sesh lol #i don’t know what it is about the twins and their dragons that scream punk fashion tome #but they still slay #too lazy to draw the braids o(-( #‘cigarettes to rep Barf’s smoke and lighter for Belch’s spark #shoutout to vairs once again for instigating me in messages #lobe you buddy <3 #httyd #httyd fanart #barf and belch #how to train your dragon #ruffnut thorston #tuffnut thorston #human au in which the dragons were involved in an underground fight ring #theur list of crimes is so long you don’t even know #my art

[starabxlla]

when someone in the school bathroom offers me their vape but they don’t know I’m actually a tumblr 2012 vintage Midwest Americana Lana core y2k femcel religious imagery cigarette girly

#starabxlla #girlblogging #it girl #girl interrupted #just girlboss things #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #this is a girlblog #lana del rey #literature #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #But real talk please don’t smoke or vape because both of them are terrible for you

[thresholdbb]

It’s that near perfect slight transatlantic accent with Iowa triumphantly bleeding through in the “-ar”s for me

#captain Janeway #kathryn janeway #star trek voyager #kate mulgrew #oh god this post is getting traction #I didn’t actually study American accents please don’t analyze too deeply #please don’t come for me #pretty even until the -ar sound gets pushed all the way into the nose #please say farm or hair again cause it’s so very midwestern #I find it so endearing #or I guess Indiana idk if it’s a character choice or an actress oversight and I don’t care to learn #and it’s unexpected every time #oof and the gravelly quality from smoking A+ #in her book Stella Adler told her to get rid of the Iowa accent so most of her roles have an affected accent #the point is it’s interesting and I like it #short thoughts

[coldbrewnette]

Brass lighter case by merit cosmetics

#merit has the coooolest with purchase gifts 😭 #I don’t smoke but I would buy these lighters for my candles like they say for this case #it’s a serve imo #I also fell in love w the compact mirror they did a while back #but I don’t have $75 to drop on one brand nor do I need to ;_; #brands plz normalize just selling these things separate please you would make sooo much more money