#please don't do this irl

[raycatzdraws]

LU WIND BUT HE'S A ITTY BITTY HUMMINGBIRD

Slingshot Proficiency!

+bonus doodle drafts

#requests #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu wind #lu legend #lu sky #post post comments: #Wind agreed to do this but whether he caught the moon pearl or Legend caught him is up to you ajdsfsd #this is for shits and giggles and I know it's kinda ooc 'xD #also it's in reference to the d&d polymorph spell - the hummingbird likely has only one hit point so taking any damage would change him bac #PLEASE DON'T HIT BIRDS IRL #the slingshot being such an important item in Seasons is cool #if I had a nickel for every time I post LU fanart and there ends up being a new LU post that day too - I'd have at least three! #I was thinking that it being a friday near the end of the month that there'd be a chance and LO

[brsb4hls]

Ok, but if you wanna circle that Siken quote around, maybe post the whole thing?

The second part is the important one.

Also, for those who still can't seperate fiction from reality and are obvi already pestering him, because he dared to name that ship:

#richard siken #shipping discourse #again sigh #johnlock #destiel #wincest #the ship is not illegal #but if you did anything Sam and Dean do irl it would be #all of it btw #but I don't see people getting upset about credit card fraud or grave desecration in SPN fics #weird huh? #ship and let ship #or block and blacklist #it really is that simple #also please read more books #that seems to be a general problem these days #I grew up with Bukowski and Roth and Irving #that helps

[gayvampcentral]

I've seen a lot of posts (and reblogged/queued a few as you might've seen) abt the HP game recently which I'm assuming means it dropped? Anyway I don't want to put this in the tags of posts by jewish people as I don't want to add onto those even in tag form as a gentile and reblogging someone else's post that says to unfollow me if you support the game doesn't feel direct enough, so I'm making my own post for it:

Please unfollow/block me if you plan on playing this game.

Yes, pirating counts. I don't want you here. If you don't care about the safety of jewish people enough to do the bare minimum of not fucking playing this game then I'm begging you to reevaluate. If you still are into HP in the year 2023 then I don't know how to help you.

Hating nazis and terfs is not enough. You have to love transfem and jewish people more than you claim to hate their oppressors and that starts with shit like this. So once again: If you plan on playing this game because you still can't let go of a franchise the support of which directly harms the people you think you care about then never talk to or interact with me again please.

#I mean I think I've been clear enough with the choice of posts i reblog abt this but yeah. official statement i guess. #oppressed groups don't need you to hate their oppressor they need you to love them unapologetically #like i've gotten into arguments abt this game irl a couple of times and i'll do it again i just don't see how 'please care abt others' #is such a wild statement for some ppl #marshall's thoughts

[pseudophan]

just saw someone on reddit say whoever played dil/the goat demon could just be an irl friend of theirs who doesn't want to be in the spotlight "because there would be rumours he's dan or phil's boyfriend and he would get death threats from the demon phannies" and i just... brother what reality are you living in

#death threats????? from the demon phannies??????? it's 2024????????????????? #like yeah its probably some irl friend of theirs or whatever i don't really care #but what the fuck do you mean people would send him death threats cause theyd assume he's dating one of themmmmmmm #i mean if he was i might telepathically send those but- #im kidding but like. please. who is sending death threats

[kaelidascope]

“I can’t believe we got you to dance all night with us!” Sun crows gleefully as Blake approaches. Neptune cheers, and as one the newlyweds surge over to her: framing her from both sides as they kiss her cheeks, hugging her between their held hands. Blake hopes Velvet caught that; she’d love to have a picture like that for her desk. Something to zone out at when the words won’t come and she’s half-convinced no one’s actually fallen in love, ever—that no one ever truly feels that deeply.

An inspiration.

A goal.

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Velvet may not have captured it but Chef Kaeli certainly did! For @professorspork <3 Who so graciously made my job coming up with a birthday treat so much easier with this suggestion

Read this fic guys it's INSANELY cute and I was squealing the whole read. It's a short lil thing c'mon guys if I can shotgun this in one morning you can too. Give her some love, she is an absolutely hidden gem of an author and so far every work I've read of hers is excellent.

Also it's like her birthday so like yeah go on. Off with ya, go read. Comments are crack for us and we are shameless addicts

#rwby #seamonkeys #blake belladonna #sun wukong #neptune vasilias #READ SPORKS WORK #this is a threat #please my god she needs more attention we can do better than that #This is the literal queen of organic bees #You want something to reference irl? read this and you and me and this temptation #If its not like how spork writes the bees you don't want it trust me #I drew this with a 101 fever in under 3 hours this is the best you're gonna get NGFKNFGKJGF #no fr tho hmu if you want formal art of other stuff ilu

[skitskatdacat63]

"Non paeniteo potitus."

+ details & process

And, process !!

The jump btwn the second to last and last always surprise me whenever I make one of these because I always forget to take snapshots after I start painting. It's always like: oh yeah heres the lineart with some colors- BOOM fully finished✨️

What he's holding are the Austrian imperial scepter and orb, seen below:

I was going to draw the crown too but decided I don't hate myself that much(maybe some other day), and gave him a golden laurel crown, bcs I'm obsessed with that as a motif, and also its very remincient of the boy king statue that started this whole thing!

There's some symbolism of this, both intentionally but also just historically. I love that the orb represents that the monarch is holding the world in their hand, basically every old monarchy has one of those, and I think it's very cool for symbolism. But also bcs of that, I was forced to basically draw catholic fanart so, you win some you lose some. The star halo above him head is both to reference those religious statues with star crowns(I saw them a lot in Europe and they imprinted onto my brain), as well as: his four championships of course!

#TL: 'I don't apologize for winning' 🤭🤭🤭 #^ was gonna find some old latin quote to put but was like. oh yeah of course !!! #noy sure if its entirely correct. kinda wanted to email my hs latin teacher to ask but i finished this too late at night #anyways please dont let this flop SKDKLGLVLV #im really proud of it okah 😭😭😭 it was actually so much fun and enjoyable and nice etc dtc #i questioned to myself earlier abt why my chibi art always gets more notes than my detailed art #and i realized. like unless youve been following the lore of my blog. this isnt even recognizable as f1 fanart SJFKLVLV #but thats okay because its my niche brainrot au and i will do what i want >:) #the hair and the relics are def my proudest part of this #i mentioned before but i have trouble yknow translating irl stuff or complicated stuff into drawing #but all of this came really smoothly to me in a very unexpected way #god his hair is just sooooo its ssoooooooo!!!!!!!!! i wanna pet him 🥹 #but i think it def helped that i kept posting the process on my close friends #and my two irl friends(as well as some friends on here! ty!!) encouraged me a lot abt it so :D #but anyways yep pls take my brainrot art 🙏🙏 it took me 13+ hours in the span of like 3 days basically #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #catie.art. #boy king au

[soldier--poet--queen]

Could you guys pray for me? I'm currently stuck in a job with a very toxic work environment (managers have literally told us that "we shouldn't expect recognition for our work," "if you're unhappy with your job that's your fault, not ours," and basically that there is no growth within the company). The only jobs around me that aren't as toxic or mentally draining are ones that I am currently going into a Master's for. So while I don't have the exact experience, per se, I am in the process of doing so and am more than willing to learn. My mental health has really been taking a toll because of all this. Please pray that I'm able to leave this job and get a better one soon.

#rin rambles #prayer request #irl #it's really draining coming into work knowing that the people who do (ironically) get recognized are those who don't question the system #and those of us who are newer or less liked due to this questioning don't get promotions or better working conditions #i've applied to other jobs and have been turned down so i'm praying i'm able to get out of here soon #please pray for me. and my coworkers for that matter

[carry-on-my-wayward-gays]

Me: I'm fine, thin Cub/Impulse/Jevin/Sneeg/Cleo/Kristin/etc can't hurt me

Thin CCs: *makes up 99%* of their fanart tags*

Me:

#shadow says a thing #i'm getting SO TIRED bro #like i'm p sure sneeg has asked before to be drawn w his irl body type too #pls just draw fat people fat #if it doesn't ''fit your style'' then get a better style or don't draw them #do i maintag this? #yeah fuck it i'm maintagging this #cubfan135 #impulsesv #ijevin #sneegsnag #zombiecleo #misstrixtin #please feel free to add your own tags for other plus size ccs/characters i've forgotten :)

[pokeconspiracy]

People that played the "Animals" games, and were a huge fan of the France country, what was your reaction watching the Animals Presents when they were announcing that we were getting a Legends game based entirely on Paris???

#pokemon #pkmn irl #unreality #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #irl pkmn #pokeblr #rotomblr #pkmn #pokemon za #pokemon legends z #pokemon az #pokemon legends z a #i need to know please #are yall hyped or??? #personally im hyped #but im praying that they don't make it suck #france was so good but had so much lacking potential #the hawaii games were proof that they were falling off right then and there #i think the legends games are great so maybe they'll finally do them justice

[widebruh]

#please don't put me on a list #or do #put me on a list #unbridled girlboss energy #they hate to see a girlboss winning #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #196 #r/196 #rule #apartmentofawesome #:3 #me irl

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

//finally worked out a design for N at the time of this blog. I was gonna put a math pun on his hoodie but none of the ones I could find on google were up to my standards (too long to easily draw a lot/specifically for math teachers/weirdly mean-spirited) so instead it's just. pi

#ooc post #mun art #n harmonia #n pokemon #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pokemon irl #//if anyone who actually knows math has pun suggestions please do not hesitate to send them to me. #//actually don't hesitate to send me puns just like in general but if they're not related to this blog maybe send them to my main instead

[smalltimidbean]

Please give the stinky old man some pets from me thank u

He has been petted (image moments after pettage)

#bean talks too much #please ignore the nightmare in the back jkdflfsg #and the giant bag of animal bedding - not that you can really tell that's what that is lfgdl;k #I don't know if I had a tag for pets or irl things #but I also do not know if I will ever post enough of that to warrant one so I will figure that out later

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I've always wondered if you happened to have a discord? If not have you ever considered making one?

i do have one! however i use it very sparingly because 1) new people (especially groups) scare me & 2) brain's been fucking weird for a hot minute and i barely talk to people i'm already friends with let alone strangers

#so i say this So Neutrally and Impersonally #please don't ask me to join your group chat lmao #i promise you i will appear Once and then ill never open it again bc ill get nervous and awkward and guilty #its too much stress! #Also dont ask to chat there same rules apply Sorry Sorry #like... the Only exception is if we've already been chatting but that very rarely happens bc #again! my brain's fucked and i have the mental constitution of a wet cat! #rambles from the bog #i havent opened discord in. a while #when life gets stressful enough i just Shut Down and huddle into a proverbial corner with a blanket over my head #there are like. two people on discord i have / want to actively talk to #and one of em is an irl friend ahaha #so if you were thinking of sending me an invite or something: Thank You For Thinking Of Me! Please Don't. #i think... i think this generally extends to dms too #abrupt dms frighten me. so do random @s. apologies im a Very nervous person <3 #and then even when i Do chat over dms or somethin with someone i can see myself befriending #i often forget to reply for a while and then it gets to the point where its been so long and i feel so guilty #that i Cant Bring Myself To #sigh. anyway. long story short Yes i have a discord

[cazssserole]

My discord submission for that first challenge!!! I'm dead

#how obvious is the fact that i did NOT use a reference at all #solarballs #solarballs fanart #solarballs mars #solarballs venus #man I'm trying to design Phobos and Deimos but i straight up keep forgetting about them please send me reminders #ALSO THE SUN #not being able to catch up with real life is my forever horrible trait #solarballs fandom #solar balls #venus x mars #mars x venus #please don't tell anyone in the official discord that they're gay in this image /j #okay but seriously #so many things to do irl ☹️ which is NOT art... mmmuhh