#please excuse me while i go cry

[livelaughlee]

Imagine a Ler gifting their shy Lee a little feather necklace/ring/whatever they can put on to show they want tickles without having to ask 🥺

Please excuse me while I go cry about how sweet this is 😭

#lee mood go brrrr #me and who? #This would be so sweet #I want it so much #please excuse me while I go cry #sfw tickle community

[astoldbychae]

Chatty Family Calls with your dad be like . . .

I just realized they're besties. MY HEART...🥺 He never misses her phone call either. W Dad. Whenever she becomes a teen, I can't wait to see what their dynamic will be.

#astoldbychae random gameplay #oc: carmelo hollingsworth #they're besties #no wonder she calls him non-stop #please excuse me while i go cry #🥺

[darkmermaidao3]

I got so excited that I didn’t snap a pic but I have all the founders now 🖤🖤🖤🖤

#tokyo revengers #toman #tokyo manji gang #pah chin #Tokyo revengers pah chin #haruki hayashida #puzz reve #yayyyyy #I was gonna cry if I didn’t get all of them #i’ve never been happier #please excuse me while I go cry

[books-books-smolderinglooks]

#young royals #yr s2 spoilers #wilmon #look at their faces omg! 😭😭 #please excuse me while I go cry!! #the side looks from Wille - wanting to touch Simon but Simon’s like naaaw because he doesss but he won’t omg the heartbreak for both 💔💔 #i'm not ok. help. #4 days!! 🎉🎉 #my gifs yr #youngroyalsedit

[oakys-sideblog]

oh.

i just got to the GNU part of going postal... i didn't realize it would affect me like this.

#please excuse me while i find a corner to cry in #going postal #discworld #gnu #gnu terry pratchett

[celientjeee]

Keep Playing (D Major)

Charles/Max, 4k, complete

‘Are you really going to make me keep playing?’ Charles groaned when Max started to trace the outline of his cock through his boxers.

He really wanted to stop so he could touch Max.

He wanted to tug at his hair, touch his broad shoulders and pull him closer.

‘If you want my mouth, then yes,’ Max replied before pressing his lips against Charles’ knees. ‘Keep playing, baby.’

Charles tried. He really did.

OR: Charles and Max have some sexy fun with Charles' piano

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READ HERE!

#IT'S HERE GUYS!!! #PIANO FILTH #I DON'T KNOW HOW I DID IT BUT I DID IT #MY FIRST SMUT FIC #HELP ME I DIED WHILE WRITING THIS #I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU ALL TO READ IT! #THANK YOU KATE AND ANON FOR BEING THE REASON THIS EXCISTS! #please excuse me while i go cry and sleep #Lestappen #lestappen fic #f1 fic #f1 rpf

[avoicebehindthestars]

*giving "Our Flag Means Death" a go*

Oh, okay, I can see why it's so popular with GO fans. The protagonist's basically Aziraphale only goofier. The humour's more absurd, the stakes are lower. Yeah, this will do perfectly for a nice therapeutic watch after the Final Fifteen.

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*post ep 9*

...fuck.

#good omens #our flag means death #funny until you're reduced to tears #is this the new era of tv narrative?! #was anyone spying on Geiman shooting GO s2?! #seriously #love it when they kiss #please excuse me while I ugly cry ...again

[longlivethewhump]

Noragami Aragoto - Ep. 13

#anime whump #blood #injury #noragami #noragami aragoto #ebisu #pain #now please excuse me while i go cry in the corner #anime #whump #whumblr #whump community

[becca-e-barnes]

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS??

THE OPEN COLLAR

HIS BICEPS

HIS SMIRK

HIS FOREARMS

i'm absolutely feral rn 🥵

No because the greys in the beard too?? It makes me think of dad's best friend Steve and that's way too damn hot

Like the respectful, painfully handsome older man who spends his free time lounging on his couch with a book or out playing golf with your father.

The man who calls you "petal" when he picks you up from a night out at the college bar, takes your makeup off and sleeps on the couch while you sleep in his bed.

The man who pretends he isn't half hard when you try to tempt him, bending over his marble kitchen countertop, sucking on a popsicle and asking if he'd like a taste on a hot day.

"There are plenty of popsicles, petal. What makes you think I need to taste yours?" He's trying to stay polite, just testing the water to see if you're trying to take this in the direction he so desperately hopes it's going.

"Oh Stevie." You laugh, his breath catching in his throat as you lick the length of the frozen treat, catching a drip that was rolling down a little too quickly. You know it's the crudest way of getting his attention but damn, you've got it as you wrap your lips around the tip, flicking your tongue in the kind of way that has him hooked. "Mine tastes so sweet. It's addictive, Steve. Bet you wouldn't be able to stop once you've had a taste."

"Tell you what, petal. How about you finish the popsicle and I'll find something else to enjoy?" You have him right where you want him, on the verge of snapping. He's looking at you like he's ravenous and you're enjoying it just a little too much.

"Whatever you like, daddy." You smirk and God, that's it. His mouth is on yours, kissing your colder lips so frantically and the popsicle falls to the floor, totally forgotten.

"Didn't realise you were so good at that. Gonna have to fill that pretty mouth later. Let you suck on something a little bigger." He can't help how badly he needs this. It's so wrong and he knows it but at the end of the day, who's going to stop two very enthusiastically consenting adults?

He helps shimmy you out of your little shorts and his tongue massages yours, dropping your panties to the floor before he props you up on the cool marble. "Need a fuckin' taste, petal." He grunts, sinking to his knees and diving in with gentle, teasing flicks of his tongue.

You're so worked up already, it's nearly embarrassing but he doesn't comment. In fact, he doesn't say anything. Instead he just moans at the feeling of your fingers tangling in his hair, your hips grinding against his hungry mouth as he licks and slurps like a man starved.

"Just like that, daddy. Oh fuck!" You whine, your back arching and your head thrown back but you're so glad you look down in time to catch the sight of his greying beard, slick with your arousal as he takes a breath before going right back to licking and sucking between your legs.

#asks answered <3 #anon #becca writes spice #dbf!steve #short one tonight #so please excuse me while I go cry about the fact I have a lot to do for tomorrow #think I'm gonna do my gels bc idk what colour #maybe red? Or pink?

[thetragedyofthecommons]

#fionna campbell #fionna and cake #fionna the human #adventure time #this is my only art contribution to the entire fionna and cake series #yeah i know she doesnt wear shoes in the magical girl outfit but i wanted to reference her original design from the show #now please excuse me while i go cry about simon and betty for the hundredth time #and also just simon as a character in general

[astoldbychae]

“Listen, lil mama...we’re all products of our past. Ain’t no changin’ that...but that don’t mean we gotta be prisoners of it...”

Welp...*blows the dust off drafts folder* 👀 

#Something You Forgot #proper intros are coming #stories and things are coming #please excuse me while I go cry #filming and editing this machinima is about to be a rollercoaster #but Angel and Ace have my entire heart #this one is about to be for the grown folks #and the grown folks only #don't say I ain't warn you

[thisshrimpisfryingrice]

Well deserved rest

#the darkside detective #darkside detective #blorbos in love #francis mcqueen #patrick dooley #mcdooley #please don’t look at the details I fucked up most part of this #i love them so much #my head is full of ideas but oh god you have bo idea how much pain I’m going through #pretending to be a pro at drawing humans while you spent your whole ass life drawing cats #i have 20 taps open with references #2 while ass sketchbooks filled with human drawing studies #this sketch took me 3h btw #im serious I’m crying #it’s okay tho they are me excuse for improving

[continuousmeowing]

!!!!!!!GUYS!!!!!!!FIONNA AND CAKE SOUNDTRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PART OF THE MADNESS FULL VERSION!!!!!!EVERYTHING IN YOU FULL VERSION!!!!!!ALL THE OTHER STUFF!!!!!!

#fionna and cake #adventure time #okay okay final post of the night please excuse me while i go pass the fuck out and try not to cry over this show. its 2AM.

[onemillionfurries]

I think everyone needs to make a "peace and love on planet earth" tag for their blog. A tag where videos, images, memes, and stories can be compiled of humanity showing kindness, empathy, joy, beauty, and love. A respite from the horrors that are shoved in our faces on a daily basis. A reminder that no matter what, we are all human, we are all one, and that we are all capable of being kind to each other and bringing beauty to this world.

#lab notes #the tag doesnt need to specifically be called 'peace and love on planet earth' but yknow #god i just love humanity so much #sorry this post is so rambly and repetitive i just think its so important that we have a reminder like this yknow #pls excuse me while i cry over my love of humanity and people just being so so kind to each other #bc yeah so much fucking horrible shit is happening in the world caused by humans #but that is an extremely narrow few who are influenced by greed and power and capitalism #the vast majority of humanity is filled with those who love and care for each other #and those who love and care for complete strangers #i see way too much nihilism around humanity and its blights to the point where there are people out there who genuinely think all of #humanity is nothing but greed and suffering but no!!! we are a social species! we evolved to work together and help each other and love. #to save humanity first you have to fucking love humanity!!! #if you want to make the world a better place first you have to find a reason to love it! and we are a part of this world so you need to #have a reason to love us! to love yourself!! #go outside and spread some fucking joy to others. hold open a door for a stranger. compliment someones outfit. help someone carry #their groceries. please even just the littlest of things can mean the world to others and can make the biggest of differences. #WOW ok. speaking of rambles. #anyways #peace and love on planet earth #<- an easy way to just click this tag n go to my own #bc i think its important for people to see

[psychewritesbs]

I was reminded of this the other day so now you have to see it on your dash too.

Noooooooo Kokichi!!!

Gege you sadist! WHY?!

#muta kokichi #mechamaru #kasumi miwa #jujutsu kaisen spoilers #jjk spoilers #the ship I didn't know I shipped until the ship went down faster than the Titanic #please excuse me while I go cry in the corner

[artekai]

Here's my entry for Day 3 of Horizon Base Jams! I chose Beta :)

I don't have nearly as much to say about this one as I had the first day's, but, once again, I will go over it under the cut!

Bitter Choco Decoration and Oh No! refer to Beta's life with Far Zenith, having to keep her head down and comply in order to please her "benefactors," while still believing she was meant to fix GAIA. Vandalize and Poison refer more specifically to Tilda's abandonment.

Rät and the Outsider represent Far Zenith reaching Earth, only for Beta to witness their cruelty and break the illusion, realizing that her "benefactors" didn't really intend for her to fix the system at all. This is how I learn to say no reflects her decision to betray them.

Waving through a window represents Beta's feelings of inadequacy and solitude even after joining the GAIA gang, as well as the lasting effects of the trauma Far Zenith inflicted on her and her desire to belong.

Fish in a Birdcage is about Beta coming to trust Aloy with her life, even if she still doesn't feel ready to brave the outside world. And finally, The Last of the Real Ones is, again, about her relationship with Aloy, as a fellow Sobeck clone, and her admiration for her :')

#well. i am emo about beta now so please enjoy and excuse me while i go cry over the sobecks :') #i feel like my interpretation of beta might be a bit different from most of what i've seen so... please don't judge me if it is ;-; #Spotify #horizonbasejams #horizon forbidden west #beta #hfw spoilers #deni's stuff