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crazynerdandproud · 9 months
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I need help ya'll. What would Jason's ringtone for Damian be?
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stoopidstapler · 9 months
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SO IVE BEEN GOIN INSANE SINCE THIS TRAILER DROPPED. JUST. SIMON. SIMON. SIMON.
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happyfoxx-art · 1 year
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hey remember when we still had soft things happening in ENtLD? Remember the little turtle pile for little turtles?? DO YOU REMEMBER--
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bunnyhoney111 · 7 months
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i need someone else in the IT fandom to tell me exactly where these glorious, sexy, intimate, delectable, delicious and absolutely world changing smuts ive been rereading since summer have gone??? i just rewatched it and literally fell back in love with each and every character and the smuts are gone the moment i want to read them again, like they were amazing guys. there were poly!reddie x reader fics, poly!losers INCLUDING MIKE AND BEN fics and do you even know how hard it is to find mike and ben fics on here? HARD. there were god damned emo!eddie fics and they were so good so so so good. I DONT ONOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF, i have been scouring this app for an hour and cannot find them, i scrolled through every liked fic i have- NOTHING.
someone who knows what im talking about PLEASE help me before i lose my mind. kk love yins <3333333
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piosplayhouse · 7 months
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love it when people are so slippery slope pilled that under every discourse about censorship someone will inevitably go "ok but what if someone made birth of a nation 2 and reestablished the kkk" when it could not be more obvious that the original poster's statement was just like. About a teenager's underage bakudeku fic or something
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presiding · 21 days
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humansider by @lapinneok
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allfortzu · 7 months
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to be lovers
-- nayeon / tzuyu. 1.24k, fluff ; birthdays. MEN DNI.
paris is lonely without a lover, nayeon is lonely without tzuyu.
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nayeon decides she'll spend her twenty-eighth birthday alone. 
"you sure you don't wanna do anything?" 
it's not even her birthday yet, but jihyo worries.
and while nayeon appreciates the sentiment of blowing candles and popping streamers at twelve – frankly, all she wants to do now is go home to tzuyu. 
"i'll be fine, really." 
she smiles in earnest, but they both know it's a lie, and they both know tzuyu won't be home waiting for her either. 
jihyo relents. 
"call me when you reach home. i'll drink two beers in your name!" 
nayeon waves her goodbye hastily. 
jihyo has sana to go home to, so she shouldn't be out late anyway. 
nayeon doesn't know if she could stand celebrating her birthday with two insufferable lovebirds either – or, even worse, insufferable lovebirds who get touchy when drunk. 
for the most part, sana and jihyo a cute couple; but now, they're a reminder of nayeon's own lover on the other side of the world. 
miles, countries, oceans away. 
so far that they would never see the sun or the stars at the same time. 
nayeon takes the scenic route home, a walk along the river. she hopes the sky is clear enough on tzuyu's side that she can see the faint glow of a morning moon, at least. 
her phone buzzes just as she thinks it – 
a baby blue heart beside a nickname only she knows, a profile with a picture she took of tzuyu herself. 
tzuyu
thinking about you 
maybe they're looking at the same moon, after all. 
nayeon
how did you know i was thinking about you too?
nayeon finds a bench, if only to properly savour the moment. she giggles when she sees the message again, and her heart both aches and flutters. 
tzuyu
i'm always thinking about you, but… 
maybe it's a girlfriend thing :)
nayeon doesn't stop the silly smile that spreads over her cheeks.  
nayeon
shouldn't you be at work now? 
tzuyu
i took a day off 
for a special occasion
;)
nayeon
oh?
considering the nature of tzuyu's job as a model, nayeon didn't know she could take days off so easily during fashion week. it's arguably the worst part of her birthdays.
but the effort remains – i’ll do all this for your birthday. 
nayeon
don’t they plan your schedules out months in advance?
tzuyu
i told them i was sick
which was definitely not planned 
cute, nayeon thinks, the edges of her lips tugging upwards. girlfriend things. 
nayeon
surely my tzuyu wouldn't lie
tzuyu
never!
i'm coughing as we speak 
cough 
and then i'll never have to work again and go to dumb fashion weeks on my girlfriend's birthday
the reminder makes nayeon pout. 
nayeon
you'll be home in a month right?
we can celebrate then
together :)
tzuyu
but i wanna celebrate with you today
the whole week actually 
i'll take a break and stay at home with you forever 
it's 11:50 pm now, and nayeon wishes tzuyu would stop giving her false hope. 
nayeon
you're making me miss you a lot
tzuyu
i miss you too…
call me?
i miss your voice 
nayeon doesn't waste any time making tzuyu wait. 
she picks up in one ring. 
"hey, lover," nayeon says, voice low. 
tzuyu giggles – this is what love sounds like, nayeon thinks. the sound of tzuyu laughing because of her. 
"i like it when you call me that."
tzuyu’s voice is muffled by an electronic hum, frequency altered, but it's infinitely better than nothing. 
"i know." 
nayeon folds her legs up and watches the moon's reflection in the water. it almost feels like tzuyu is beside her. 
"come home and i'll say it to you everyday." 
"hm, i might just come home right now.”
there's a shuffling of fabric, cloth brushing against cloth. tzuyu walking somewhere. 
nayeon is about to ask, but tzuyu asks first. 
"where are you? i hear wind." 
the night breeze grows, and the moon's reflection breaks from the gust. 
"outside, by the river." 
then, knowing tzuyu would worry: "i promise i'll go home soon." – but home feels empty without you.
there's more moving on tzuyu's end, footsteps on pavement and laboured breathing. nayeon wonders if she's busy, or if she's suddenly decided to take a brisk jog.
"are you outside, too?" 
"yeah," tzuyu breathes out. "i… remembered there's a river nearby here." 
nayeon laughs. "are we going to sit by the river together?" 
"exactly that."
and tzuyu laughs too, maybe because it sounds a little silly. 
so what if it is?
in nayeon's mind, tzuyu is running towards her. 
they’re watching the water together, the same water in front of nayeon that'll somehow make it's way to where tzuyu is. 
tzuyu will say happy birthday once it hits twelve.
she's never missed it.
“stay where you are.”
nayeon checks the time. 
"it's 11:58 now… you think you'll reach in time?" 
tzuyu's panting seems to slow. nayeon hears nothing but wind and water. the breeze calms, the waves lap gently. 
"well… i'm at a river. can you check if it's the right one?" 
nayeon let's out a snicker. "if it's all the way in europe, i think it's the wrong river." 
tzuyu doesn't reply, not yet. 
the moon's reflection stills, and nayeon can make out it’s full circle once again. 
silence hangs in the air, but everything is clear and bright. 
almost like tzuyu’s right next to her. 
"what if it's the one you're at?" 
nayeon hears it more clearly than she can imagine. 
the call has long ended, but tzuyu's voice rings without it. 
less than a country, less than an ocean. 
less than ten steps away. 
nayeon's legs move immediately.
five steps.
two…
one.
tzuyu.
and she hears her giggle, full and bright and clear.
"it's twelve now… i think i'm right on time?" 
nayeon holds her like she'd never left before. 
"happy birthday, lover." 
lover, all of their affections and fondness and love in a single word. 
"how– ?" 
"it’s a secret,” tzuyu hums, in the mischievious way she often does. “i told you i’d come back now, didn’t i?" 
something in between a sob and a whine slips out from nayeon's throat. 
she punches tzuyu's arm weakly, a barrage of scolding to ensue – "why didn't you tell me! i would've gone home! you didn't have to run here!" – but tzuyu only laughs and pulls her closer. 
nayeon let's herself be cuddled, even if she hasn’t quite grasped the reality of it. her hiccups stifle in tzuyu's chest, and her cheek presses against tzuyu’s heart.
"i meant it, you know," tzuyu whispers into her hair. "i'll take a break and spend it all with you." 
nayeon sniffles up the last of her tears. god, she’s missed this. 
"what about fashion week?" 
tzuyu kisses nayeon’s forehead. "fashion week could do with one less model.” tangible, there. “but i can’t do without you.” 
nayeon’s cheeks ache from smiling. “how long is this break?” 
“i’m all yours for as long as you want me here.” 
they’re so close that nayeon feels all her words, all her movement, right on her skin. 
the heat, the familiarity – her heart remembers it all. 
“and if i want you here forever?” 
oh, to have someone to hold in her arms. 
“as long as the birthday girl wants… ” 
tzuyu nuzzles her cheek. 
“... i’ll be here.”
oh, to go home to a lover.
nayeon holds tzuyu's face in her hands.
her lover in her hands.
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this was initially angsty... but i couldn't bear to post a sad birthday fic 😞 so i wrote a fluff version :) i apologise for the terrible formatting of the msging component.. how do i align text!&?! and i also apologise to all natzu fans for whatever this is! i really do just write words that do not make sense
happy late birthday to our nayeowon (we share a birthday!), and happy mooncake festival as well (how fitting of our resident bunny)! 🐰🥮🫶 thank you so much for reading <3
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sadnessunderthebridge · 4 months
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AU where Steve and Eddie had gotten together before the 4th season, and then something happened in September before the Vecna stuff that cause them to break up. The only time they see each other is when Steve is picking up the party from DND.
The next time they actually get to see each other, Eddie is holding a broken bottle to Steve's throat after watching Chrissy die in front of him, and Steve is terrified because he hates seeing Eddie this terrified and he hates that he got dragged into this mess.
The next time, they really talk again is while walking though the upside-down the girls ahead of them while they awkwardly try to hold small talk because they both are too scared to admit they still love each other.
Steve is leaning over Eddie as Eddie starts the RV, then Eddie is calling Steve Big Boy, and Steve tries to hid how flustered it makes him.
Steve was telling Nacey about how he always wanted six little nuggets, but even as he looked at her, he knew that that fantasy never had her as the other person he wished to raise them with. Eddie is in the back of the RV pretending not to hear anything.
Steve watches as Eddie plays with Dustin. He can't help but smile because God he loves that man.
He can hear Eddie playing his guitar from another part of the upside-down using himself as bait. Steve has decided that if he makes it out of this he's going to get that boy back no matter what.
Steve hears Dustin screaming.
Steve is trying to stop the bleeding.
Steve is crying.
Steve refuses to leave Eddie.
Steve is by Eddie's bedside the whole time. He rights him letter for when he wakes up.
--- Sorry, I got a little out of control there anyway. This was all inspired by the song Eddie My Love by The Chordettes.
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tickle-bugs · 8 months
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Hey bugs bookanon here! I was wondering if you would be willing to do anymore Star Trek tickles, specifically the crew finding a tickle creature of some kind and wanting to keep it maybe? Or maybe a planet that focuses on tickling, likes it normal there and widely accepted as a form of bonding or something.I’ve seen that concept a few times and I think it’s so cute! If you’re not comfortable with it though it 100% okay! Thanks for taking the time read my ask and I hope you have a great day!
Can We Keep Him?
Summary: Jim saves an alien creature from a poacher's camp and decides to bring it back with him. Bones comes around...eventually.
I really wanted to do the second part of this prompt with the planet and show off some of Peebles's more feral cousins...I just might as a sequel if I find the inspiration. Feel free to enter it in the next round of prompts if anyone really wants to see it! Also thank you to @sapphicquill for helping me figure out a scientific name for Peebles!
TW: brief mentions of death/flatlining and injury in the beginning.
“Bones, would you just listen to me—“
“No! What the hell were you thinking? Risking your life for a bunch of pets?” Bones shouts from his toes. He wants to fucking throw something. 
“They weren’t pets, they were crying in cages! They would’ve been sold off or worse. I couldn’t just leave them there.” Jim clutches his torso and hisses in pain, but his eyes still flare. He tries to stand off the medbay bed. Bones corners him in. 
“And in the process, you almost died. How is that fair?” Bones seethes. “My best friend coded on my table. You flatlined under my care. Legally dead for one minute and thirty seven seconds over an intergalactic petting zoo, you fucking bastard.” 
Medbay falls quiet. Jim opens his mouth to speak, but closes it again. Bones pinches the bridge of his nose and takes a sharp breath. 
“I’m sorry. Bones, c’mere. I’m sorry. I didn’t know.” Jim reaches for him feebly. Bones inches closer and lets Jim pull him into a shaky hug. He rubs his back, carefully avoiding new bandages and old scars. 
“I can’t—you’ve got a big heart, alright? I get it. But it can’t cost you your life. Not like this.” Bones rests his forehead against the crown of Jim’s head. Every inch of him feels raw, like a fresh burn. 
“Are we good?” Jim murmurs. Bones heaves a sigh. 
“I will be, long as you don’t die on me in the next five minutes. You’re staying overnight for observation.” Bones points at him threateningly. Jim smiles. 
“Roger that.” Jim keeps his arms looped around Bones’s waist. Neither of them are ready to let go just yet.
A bright pink lump pops up out of the collar of Jim’s shirt, a tentacle slapping onto his shoulder, and Bones screams loud enough to wake the dead. He grabs the first thing he can reach—a bedpan, unfortunately—and brandishes it. 
“Woah! Friendly! Bones, he’s friendly!” Jim holds out his hand to keep Bones at bay. The furry…thing disappears behind Jim’s shoulder. It fucking scuttles. There’s a creature in his office. He’s going to burn down the entire ship. 
“You scared him.” Jim frowns. 
“I scared him?!” Bones shrieks hysterically, still clutching the bedpan. Jim gestures for him to lower the bedpan. Bones does no such thing. 
“It’s alright, lil guy. He won’t hurt you. Come say hi.” Jim looks over his shoulder at it and whistles. 
A pink tendril smacks onto Jim’s face, then another onto his shirt, and the creature peeks over his shoulder. It’s a fuzzy, fluffy thing that’s the size of a small dog. It’s shaped like a strange starfish—one side is pink and soft, the other is bright orange and covered in an unsettling array of little nubs. It uses them to get around, it looks like, judging by the way it vacuum-clings onto Jim. 
It blinks with one big eye, cartoonishly sparkly, and makes a warbly sound. 
“Bones, this is Peebles. Peebles, Bones.” Jim gestures between the two of them. The creature—Peebles chirps and waves a tendril in greeting. Bones slowly waves back, dumbstruck. 
“Can it understand you?” 
“I have no idea,” Jim coos in a proud-parent voice, the same one Bones used to use when baby Joanna would babble nonsense at him. It disarms him. 
“What…is it?” Bones puts down the bedpan and moves a bit closer. Jim offers his finger to Peebles and it wraps a tendril around it. 
“I don’t know. But he’s sweet and he was so scared, Bones. I couldn’t leave him. I just couldn’t.” Jim tugs on the edge of Bones’s lab coat. Peebles makes a quiet chirping noise and folds himself into the crook of Jim’s neck. 
“He likes you.”
“Yeah he’s a bit—“ Jim pulls Peebles off of him with a faint pop— “Clingy, but it’s cute. I don’t mind.”
“What if it’s just…suckering up to you to eat you?” Bones gestures vaguely. Peebles crawls back onto Jim’s shoulder and flops down, purring loudly. Jim raises his eyebrow.
“Don’t look at me like that! We don’t know what it is! You violated a whole chapter of regulations by bringing it on board.” Bones lowers his voice to a hiss. 
“Bones, it’s purring.” Jim reaches up and tangles his fingers in the bright pink fur. Peebles scoots down and suctions to Jim’s chest, visibly vibrating. 
“Don’t come crying to me when it burrows into your chest and…multiplies, or something.” Bones huffs and narrows his eyes at it.
“I’m begging you to stop watching those old movies. They were made centuries ago. This little guy isn’t a xenocron—“
“Xenomorph—“
“Whatever. He’s harmless and you’re paranoid.” Jim cradles the creature to his chest. 
“I’m reporting this to Spock.” Bones sniffs indignantly. 
“Narc,” Jim mutters. Bones presses his thumb slightly into one of his bruises and he yelps.
“I’m writing you up for malpractice.” Jim swats at him. 
“You do that.” Bones pats his shoulder, then gently pushes him down against the bed to rest. 
“Captain. Doctor.” Spock nods at them both. “I have found more information regarding the unidentified creature that you acquired.” 
Peebles perks up shyly behind Jim’s shoulder, blinking at Spock. 
“Hello.” He nods at it. Peebles chirps happily and scuttles a little further into view. 
“It seems to closely resemble the pisaster genus of sea stars, commonly hailing from Earth and other planets with similar oceanic conditions. But this creature is markedly different. I could not find any Federation record of it.” Spock takes out a holopad and taps on it. With a tossing motion, he pulls an image off the screen and brings it into the air before them. Holographic images of sea stars flash in comparison with a small 3D scan of Peebles.
“This creature--”
“His name is Peebles, Spock.” Jim smirks. Spock stares blankly before turning back to the hologram. 
“While it is true that it possesses venom, the creature is no more dangerous than a common housecat. It is incapable of administering enough toxin to cause significant damage to humanoids. Its barbs can be quite painful, but they are not life-threatening.” 
“There you have it. Thank you, Spock.” Jim grins smugly. Bones scowls. 
“Anytime, Captain. I am here to answer any additional questions as you decide on a course of action.” Spock’s face almost passes for neutral, but Bones knows his mischief too well. 
“What does it eat? Living flesh?” Bones jabs, glaring at the fuzzy pink lump trying to play with the pretty lights. 
“We are unsure at this time. It has a sensitive, porous dermal layer, but no mouth. I hypothesize that it uses the same protrusions to feed as it does to navigate. A full scan would be required to glean more.” Spock gazes at Peebles. Peebles blinks his big, sparkly eye up at Spock in wonder. He makes a swipe at Spock’s face, then his ear, trying to transfer hosts, but Spock quickly steps out of range. Peebles whimpers.
“So he’s harmless?” Jim cuddles Peebles back to him and soothes him like an infant. 
“Negligibly. I would avoid testing that hypothesis, Captain.” Spock gives Jim a very knowing look that momentarily satisfies Bones…at least until he catches Peebles reaching for him. He scowls and scoots back.
“Still shouldn’t keep it. It could carry all kinds of diseases.” 
“Thanks to Federation advancements in vaccinations, Peebles poses little risk to us by way of disease transmission. But I am sure you already knew that, doctor.” Spock’s eyebrow raises ever-so-slightly. Bones crosses his arms. Jim lights up at the use of the little guy’s name. 
“Well, that’s two against one. If you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna try and figure out what this guy eats before he stabs me. C’mon, buddy.” Jim stands and scoops him up. Peebles waves at Bones, its eye curving in some approximation of joy. Flabbergasted, he waves back.
He doesn’t get paid enough for this.
Bones knows Jim’s scream better than he knows himself. So when he hears it in the middle of the night, it shreds something inside of him. He’s at Jim’s door in a second, medkit in hand, using his key to unlock the door. He stumbles in before it opens all the way, chest heaving--
Jim holds Peebles aloft, face-flushed, while the little devil attempts to wriggle out of its grip. Grasping tendrils curl up Jim’s arm, way too long, and wrench for purchase. Suction-cupped indents cover his bare torso, an angry pinkish-red against his already rising blush. 
“So, uhm—“ Jim swallows nervously— “I figured out what he eats.”
“We are sending that thing back where it came from, end of discussion.” Bones seethes. 
“Sit.” Jim narrows his eyes.
“Jim—“
“Sit, Bones.” Jim risks letting go of Peebles with one hand to pat the space next to him. 
Bones does as he’s told. His eyes rove over Jim’s bare torso, checking for injuries. He doesn’t like the faint red marks smattering Jim’s skin, ones that the creature has clearly left in its wake, but…he’s unharmed. Visibly, anyhow. That brings Bones some measure of relief. 
“Watch. And don’t…just keep your mouth shut, alright?”
“I’ll do what I damn well please with my mouth,” Bones snaps, his filter waning with his stress and lack of sleep. Jim blushes a pretty pink. Some devilish urge in Bones wants to chase that expression further, but he opts to maintain his dignity. 
“Listen. Something tells me you’re already fed, you little shit--” Jim levels a finger at Peebles and it's immediately wrapped in a tendril-- “but I’ll let you have dessert. You’re lucky you’re cute.”
Peebles chirps and starts shimmying again. Jim heaves one long, belabored sigh, and lowers Peebles to his stomach. He lays on his back, shifts to get comfortable, then spreads his arms.
“Alright, have at it.” 
Peebles launches with ferocity and Jim screams. Bones screams and leaps for him, but he pauses when he hears…a snort?
Bones shifts on the bed for a better angle. Jim is twitching like a man possessed, his hand hovering over the mass of Peebles on his stomach. Jim breaks out into giggles that leap with each twist, until he finally curls up and laughs in earnest. 
Oh. Oh.
“Is it...tickling you?” Bones breaks out in a grin that he’s grateful Jim can’t see. Peebles scuttles over his side and Jim yelps, rolling over onto his stomach. He tries to answer, but all that escapes him are broken syllables and the sweetest of smiles.
Bones can’t help but smile wider. He has a certain quota of ridiculousness that he can tolerate, alright, and Jim accidentally bringing a tickle monster on board takes the cake but...it's nice to see him like this. Smiling. Jim's true joy is a rare luxury, these days.
Peebles crawls up Jim’s back, dodging his flailing hands and making soft, bouncy, strange little noises. Breathy, almost, and uncanny--
Peebles wriggles down into the space between Jim’s shoulderblades and the hypothesis is confirmed--Jim’s resulting screech echoes twice. Peebles is mimicking him. 
“Want help?” Bones has to shout over Jim’s shrieking. The whole wing must be awake by now, but Bones can’t bring himself to care about anything but that damned smile of his. 
Jim nods frantically, reaching for Bones. 
“Let him go, you greedy brat.” Bones worms his fingers under Peebles and gets another giggly shriek in return. Bones pats Jim’s arm in apology. 
Peebles dislodges with a pop and a contented purr. Jim flops over, throwing a hand over his face. Peebles slips from Bones’s fingers and nestles into Jim’s chest, just over his heartbeat. Both of them exhale together.
“See? Harmless?” Jim hums, beaming. Bones is too busy committing the expression to memory to argue with him.
When Peebles gets his own personnel file, Bones knows the fight is lost. He’s listed in the records as a captain’s aide, the ridiculousness of which sparks amused chatter for days. People salute Peebles as he scuttles around, and he chirps and does the same. It is…admittedly cute. A little. 
They set up little heated nests for him in nearly every corner, desperately trying to keep him out of the vents and maintenance tunnels. Eventually, Chekhov fashions him a collar with a tag on it—just to keep an eye on his whereabouts. A few scrapes with heavy machinery and slamming auto doors lead Bones to set up a med file for him too. Pisaster Tremulus--Spock’s approximation of a designation based on Peebles’s pheromone diet--gets filed under Jim. Bones starts to worry that he might need a veterinary license. 
The crew tours Peebles around the ship enough that he learns to navigate it on his own without more door mishaps. Turns out that he doesn’t need a human guide, but he prefers it. He seems to like being up high. 
His love for being up high seems to peak with Bones, who he’s imprinted on for some reason. Bones can’t go a minute without little chirps or clicks from some corner of his office It’s better than peeling him out of a doorframe, wailing a little too much like a human child. Bones has gotten used to tentacles gripping needily on his back.
Like now, for example, when Peebles has decided that his shoulder is the only place he can sit while Bones finalizes paperwork for the crew’s physicals. Everyone but Jim is done. Saving the best for last, he thinks wryly. Peebles chirps at him, then whines.
“Hey, lil fella.” Bones reaches up and gives Peebles a fond scritch. When he goes to pull his hand away, Peebles latches on and pulls it back—like a cat, demanding to be pet. Bones chuckles and obliges with one hand, but he calls Jim with the other. 
“Jim, did you feed your son today?” 
“Why?”
“He’s beeping at me.” Bones tries to pull away. Peebles does not allow it. 
“I think he just likes ya, Bones.”
“Sure. Your physical is in five. Do not be late.” Bones holds up his file. Jim rolls his eyes. 
“Aye aye, doctor.” 
The line disconnects. Bones collapses into his seat and starts sifting through the files, attempting to make a pass at organizing them. Is this his job? No. Will it drive him up the wall if he doesn’t do it himself? Absolutely.
He gets to the ‘C’s in relative peace, but by the time he hits Chekhov’s file, Peebles gets restless again. He starts shifting and making soft noises, passing feathery-soft fur just past Bones’s ears in maddening patterns. 
Bones shivers. 
The touch returns, more purposeful this time. It occurs to him that Jim did not answer his question earlier. 
“Alright, you little bathmat.” Bones tugs at Peebles. “Off ya hop.”
Peebles does not hop. Instead, he nuzzles into the crook of Bones’s neck. One appendage slaps across his throat, curving just below his Adam’s Apple. The others splay across his collarbones, chest, and back. Were they always that long? No, right…?
A smile pries its way onto his lips. He stifles a chuckle into his fist, but the intrigued chitter at his shoulder does not bode well for him. 
Bones jams his shoulders up to his ears. He reaches up to pry Peebles away again, losing his strength to laughter and caution (alright, he doesn’t want to hurt the little guy, sue him). Peebles seems to take this as an invitation to scuttle under his lab coat. 
Wiggling nubs make contact with his ribcage and Bones’s knees fully give out. He curls up at his desk, muffling his laughter into the surface of it. 
“I’m here early, I want a lollipop—“ 
“Fetch your beast.” Bones looks up from his desk, regrettably smiling, and Jim stops right in his tracks. A mischievous smirk crosses his features. 
“No, I don’t think I will.” Jim crosses his arms and leans against the counter. Bones opens his mouth to chastise him and all that comes out is a squeak. He wants to curse him out, to throw a pen at him, to do anything, but then wiggling touches find the back of his ribcage and he’s toast. 
Peebles is covered in small, tube-like protrusions on one side that are nightmarish to both the eye and skin, apparently. They move gently, independently, like a flock of curious pokes directly to his nervous system.
He writhes like a madman in his chair, torn between hiding his face and defending himself. He reaches for Peebles and the crafty little thing skitters right across his torso. He cackles, burying his face in his hands. 
“Alright, buddy. That’s enough. Let him go.” Jim pulls Peebles off of Bones. The lump of fuzz hangs in his arms like a cat that’s been scruffed before using its limbs to scuttle up Jim’s arms. 
“I forgot you could still do that.” Jim pokes Bones in the ribs with his pen. He jumps and snatches it back. 
“What?”
“Smile.” Jim darts a hand out and squeezes Bones’s thigh. Bones cackles and falls out of his chair. Jim doubles over and wheezes into a hiccuping giggle fit. 
“Laugh it up, you ass. Provoke me before your physical.” Bones cracks his knuckles. Jim stills. 
“Bones, have mercy.” Jim holds his hands out in immediate surrender. 
“No, I don’t think I will,” Bones says in a nasal mockery of Jim’s voice. Jim splutters in offense, then laughter as Bones shoves his hands under his arms. Peebles settles on Jim’s stomach and his voice spikes desperately. 
“Oh, look, I’ve got an assistant! On a scale of one to ten, how much do you regret being a little shit?” Bones scratches ruthlessly at Jim’s top rib. Jim clamps his arms down like it’ll help. Like Bones hasn’t done this dance with him for years. 
“T-Two and a half!” Jim giggles violently, more at the narrowing of Bones’s eyes than the dance of his fingers. 
“Hmm, condition could be improved. Don’t worry, I’ll fix that.” Bones grins evilly, his fingers crawling rapidly towards Jim’s back. 
“Bones!”
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greatalastoraltruist · 3 months
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Trying to find a good Alastor fic on AO3 be like
ew
no
yikes
mayyyyybeeee
Oh yay a single one shot that's extremely short but at least isn't completely out of character
A lot of y'all really do not understand this character like at all and it shows blatantly
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ywpd-translations · 8 months
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Ride 739: The training camp's fourth day!!
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1: Training camp of Sohoku High School's racing team...
2: fourth and last day, 10:18 in the morning
3: Here it comes, Rokudai!!
4: Yeah!! Teh, Kinaka-kun
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Pag 2
1: The training camp fourth and last day!!
The total distance we've ran so far is....
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Pag 3
2: Here we go!!
5: 800km!!
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Pag 4
1: We still have 200km to go until we reach 1000km!!
2: Teeh.....!! We've ran so much, teh
3: That's right, we already went beyond what I said at first, the distance from “Aomori”
4: “Aomori”!
It's still 10:30 in the morning, so if we keep going like this we can run the remaining 200km that are required!!
We can!!
Yeah!!
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1: My legs are all sore
2: I'm trembling all over, teh
3: The Aomori thing, when we first came here
4: 700km!!
I thought it would be impossible
5: When on the first day, the senpai created such a gap between us, I resigned myself and thought that it really was impossible
6: But then, on that day's evening, you had that idea, Kinaka-kun
8: We worked so hard starting from the morning, we closed the gap, and ran until here
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Pag 6
1: Being “buddies” really was our “breakthorugh”, teh!!
2: Breakthrough...!!
3: ??
4: Right!!
Teh...!!
5: Somehow, when I think about seeing the “goal”
6: I feel a surge of power, teh!!
Ohh...
7: Yeah, nice Rokudai, that's good!!
8: We've survived so far, so let's run through the end!!
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Pag 7
2: Pfui
Yeah....
Let's do... our best and.... run....
5: Huh, where's my bottle?
Teh
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Pag 8
3: Rokudaiii!!
6: Oooooogh
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Pag 9
3: Ah....
Kinaka....kun? Huh.... I... fell.... and my bo.... ttle?
4: Rokudaii!!
5: So-sorry
You- you saved me, because you're my “buddy”!!
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Pag 10
1: Because I'm your friend
3: Because you're my precious and reliable friend!!
4: Don't fall
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Pag 11
1: Don't fall yet!!
2: There's still a chance
3: A small one
4: We can't know until the end of this last day of this training camp
Our
5: target
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Pag 12
1: is to go together to the Inter High!!
Yeah!!
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2: Ohh, they got back up, those first years
They ran 800km, so I thought their pace would drop for 2 or 3 laps
3: and that they would lose momentum like that
5: There are two ways of winning a road race
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1: The first way is enduring determinedly, following without giving up in any situation
2: So that you survive and become the last man standing
4: And the other way is attacking yourself, actively passing and leaving behind your opponents
5: showing your strength and taking the victory....!!
6: They're both “victories”, that doesn't change
But the one who brings you more praises and admiration
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1: It's the latter, Issa!!
2: That's right, Danchiku!!
3: First year Omihata, my jersey
Yessir!!
4: The heat resistance training ends here!!
5: Kaburagi-san.... he took off his long-sleeved jersey....!!
That means he's gotten serious!!
6: Let's go with with Full Spec, Danchiku!!
Now that our bodies are ready, we'll definitely do our “human sacrifice”....
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Pag 16
1: We'll defeat Sugimoto-san and go to the Inter High!!
Of course, Issa!!
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3: Let's catch him, Danchiku!!
4: So you're here
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Pag 18
1: You two!!
2: We've come to give back to you that “you allowed us to train with you”!! Sugimoto-san!!
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Pag 19
2: Danchiku has already mastered the new bike he's riding, and he doesn't stagger anymore
Thanks to you, he's now in perfect condition!! Perfect!!
3: Yeah
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Pag 20
1: I'm just next to you and yet I can feel your pressure enough!!
3: Sugimoto-san, sorry but I'm gonna defeat you in one blow
4: I won't let you beat me in one blow
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Pag 21
1: Is that your “expectations”? Or your “hope”?
2: Yeah.... for now
3: I'll also take off my arms warmer!!
4: Sugimoto took off his arms warmer!!
5: If you come at me seriously....
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Pag 22
1: It's only polite of me to get serious too!!
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Pag 23
3: Sugimoto himself hit their handles!!
Even though usually his play-style is to avoid rough play and contact!!
4: You're in high spirits....!!
5: Not as much as you!! Danchiku!!
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Pag 24
1: Honestly, I'm surprised that you're going all out like this.... you're worth defeating!!
2: I'll let you train with me one more time, Danchiku!!
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Pag 25
2: Ah crap, they've started already!!
The last battle
3: of the fourth and last day of this training camp!!
4: Danchiku-kun!! Sugimoto-kun!!
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1: I'll pull now, teh, Kinaka-kun
Yeah, thank you, Rokudai!!
2: Please....
3: No....
4: I'm beaten....
Even though I've finally... cut the 200km left point...
5: That moment.... I overdid it a little....
6: My legs hurt.....
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miilkybnn · 10 months
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putting this here because I've talked my friend's ears off about this but when I'm looking for GhostRoach fics and find one that has GhostSoap tagged in there, I don't get mad!!! I love me so good GhostRoachSoap yum yum, what I DO get mad about is when Gary is infact only mentioned AND is only mentioned as the "dead boyfriend" 😭😭 why yall gotta reduce my boy like that 💔💔 why can't you have them ALL alive and happy 💔💔💔
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collegeboysam · 6 months
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i need to talk about lucemond to other people before i start eating my own forearms
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hershelchocolate · 1 year
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Okay oddly specific question but @ the mechs fans out there is there. Any canonical information on Carmilla? Asking for a friend (the friend is me I do not have the time to go through all the fiction please help)
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gwenlena · 2 months
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trying to find fic with aro rep is the same as trying to find fic with accurate chronic illness/disability rep (impossible)
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wardback · 4 months
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gang i need to know
is it canon that solomon lauter sacrificed his wife to nibblenephim after she won honey queen
or did we just decide that
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