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#please laugh at this
toyablender · 8 months
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hes trying his best
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juliemacfoot · 2 months
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Since you all missed our wedding, here's a wedding picture. My wedding with Katja & Jay will be happening too don't you worry I love them all
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johnnyhatesducks · 3 months
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This is so funny please somebody laugh at this
With the audio version idk (It doesn't look as good without the audio)
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shaniacsboogara · 2 months
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thinking you're funny is the most powerful thing in the world. you didn't laugh at my joke??? that's your problem. i'm the picasso of comedy. the weird shit i say tickles my funnybone in a way you'll never understand. i am silly beyond comprehension.
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izzythehutt · 1 year
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sane-genshin-fan · 4 days
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What kinda beverage? Boba tea??
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radicaldirt · 2 years
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lazywerebat · 1 year
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why need a death note when you have 4 vampire boyfriends who would eat for you and you?
[ ftm! reader ]
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02subaruoutback · 1 year
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Grace: when will you bring a girl home
Louis:
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thatcheesyler · 7 months
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GUYS GUYS GUYS
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I FOUND YOUR NATURAL HABITAT/j
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I think a lot of people would understand me better if they knew my family.
Tonight we would out to a fondue place for my little brother’s bday. We’re both in college, but I’m almost past college age now, for reference. My little sister is an older teenager. 
So we get there and immediately my parents order wine. We’re having a few different conversations at once. My sister is showing me deep fried memes on pinterest, My brother is explaining some indie film to me. My parents are chatting. But every five minutes, my mom announces “LET’S TAKE A VOTE” and then asks us the most generic question ever like “what’s your favorite dessert” or “favorite color?” My siblings and I played along for the first half hour of the meal, but that got old fast. 
At some point, my brother and sister, who are sitting on either side of me, starting fighting over a piece of baby carrot that was in front of me, and they were practically sword fighting with the little fondue forks. 
There was an argument because my parents suggested we drive around and look at Christmas lights, but it’s starting to rain and temps are dropping below zero so it was a terrible idea. At this point, my mom is thoroughly tipsy and nearly fell off the curb outside the restaurant on the way out. 
You know that meme where people ask their partners, “Would you still love me if I was a worm?” If that question was a grenade, what my mom asked was a fucking atom bomb.
“When I get old and I’m in assisted living, you’re going to come take care of me every day, right?”
My sister has noise cancelling headphones in, so she’s totally out of this. My brother and I tried to give reasonable answers, but my mom just got perpetually more upset. She said if we live in another state, we have to move and be there with her all day, every day because she would do the same for us. It was distressing to say the least. 
So my brother and I compare the question to “would you still love me if I was a worm” and then my mom loses all sense.
“Everything I say is wrong, all you do is make fun of me, etc etc etc...”
All the while my dad is driving and hurtling us down the highway at 85mph. 
Needless to say everyone dispersed to their rooms when we got home.
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doozclops · 2 years
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i frew up
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niko-jpeg · 2 years
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For the ask game, do you think V is redeemable and explain why
Honestly, I think V has a chance. While he has been kind of an ass for a while, I think if you took a little bit to look at his character, he might have a chance of fixing his relationship with everyone and completely turning himself around. But he does have a lot of shit to work out, so maybe giving him time? I mean character development doesn’t happen over night. However that punk ass bitch has to decide to get better, and he probably won’t. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
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oneoflifessimplejoys · 3 months
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finding out the righteous brothers aren’t brothers was one of the worst days of 2023 for me and that’s including my favourite relative dying
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avaantares · 1 year
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Fanfiction Authors: HEADS UP
(Non-authors, please RB to signal boost to your author friends!)
An astute reader informed me this morning that one of my fics (Children of the Future Age) had been pirated and was being sold as a novel on Amazon:
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(And they weren't even creative with their cover design. If you're going to pirate something that I spent a full year of my life writing, at least give me a pretty screenshot to brag about later. Seriously.)
I promptly filed a DMCA complaint to have it removed, but I checked out the company that put it up -- Plush Books -- and it looks like A LOT of their books are pirated fic. They are by no means the only ones doing this, either -- the fact that """publishers""" can download stories from AO3 in ebook format and then reupload them to Amazon in just a few clicks makes fic piracy a common problem. There are a whole host of reasons why letting this continue is bad -- including actual legal risk to fanfiction archives -- but basically:
IF YOU ARE A FANFIC AUTHOR WITH LONG AND/OR POPULAR WORKS, PLEASE CHECK AMAZON TO SEE IF YOUR STORIES HAVE BEEN PIRATED.
You can search for your fics by title, or by text from the description (which is often just copied wholesale from AO3 as well). If you find that someone has stolen your work and is selling it as their own, you can lodge a DMCA complaint (Amazon.com/USA site; other countries have different systems). If you haven't done this before, it's easy! Here's a tutorial:
HOW TO FILE A COPYRIGHT COMPLAINT FOR STOLEN WORK ON AMAZON.COM:
First, go to this form. You'll need to be signed into your Amazon account.
Select the radio buttons/dropdown options (shown below) to indicate that you are the legal Rights Owner, you have a copyright concern, and it is about a pirated product.
Enter the name of your story in the Name of Brand field.
In the Link to the Copyrighted Work box, enter a link to the story on AO3 or whatever site your work is posted on.
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In the Additional Information box, explain that you are the author of the work and it is being sold without your permission. That's all you really need. If you want, you can include additional information that might be helpful in establishing the validity of your claim, but you don't have to go into great detail. You can simply write something like this:
I am the author of this work, which is being sold by [publisher] without my permission. I originally published this story in [date/year] on [name of site], and have provided a link to the original above. On request, I can provide documentation proving that I am the owner of the account that originally posted this story.
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In the ASIN/ISBN-10 field, copy and paste the ID number from the pirated copy's URL. You'll find this ten-digit number in the Amazon URL after the word "product," as in the screenshot below. (If the URL extends beyond this number, you can ignore everything from the question mark on.) Once this number has been added, Amazon will pull the product information automatically and add it to the complaint form, so you can check the listing title and make sure it's correct.
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Finally, add your contact information to the relevant fields, check the "I have read and accept the statements" box, and then click Submit. You should receive an email confirmation that Amazon has received the form.
Please share this information with your writer friends, keep an eye out for/report pirated works, and help us keep fanfiction free and legally protected!
NOTE: All of the above also applies to Amazon products featuring stolen artwork, etc., so fan artists should check too!
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mwagneto · 4 months
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the companion will go oh god doctor who is that?? and the doctor will get all serious and somber and say listen. he's the most evil creature in the universe. he's the worst enemy i've ever faced. he's horrible and unpredictable and you can never ever let your guard down. and then the villain will walk into the room like this
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