#please ruin my life

[drewstarkeyslut]

Daily Dose Of Drew Starkey🥰💫

I honestly have never seen a man as FINE as him🥺

#daily dose of drew starkey #drew starkey #the literal loml #I AM ABSOLUTELY FERAL OVER THIS LOOK #i literally cant breathe #handsome as hell #fine as fuck #please ruin my life #FMU #the earring is killing me💦

[thisisanewlowes]

i meannnnnnnnnnnnn

look at this man. just- just look at him

#glen powell #miles teller #top gun maverick #top gun #hangman smut #top gun rooster #jake seresin #top gun hangman #hangman #this man could ruin my life #please ruin my life

[strawberrylemonadesoda]

Our daddy looking absolutely badass on the picket lines. The SAG-AFTRA/WGA strike continues.

#stephen lang #slang #sag aftra #silverfox #god i love him #please ruin my life

[copiasslut]

my morning (whorening???) routine consists of an orgasm or two thinking about Copia before I can even bring myself to have breakfast and start working lmao

#this man has a chokehold on me #ruined my life #please ruin my life #cardinal copia #copia #papa emeritus iv #papa iv

[shewrites02]

I never thought I would be a Neji Stan , but omg I love that man .

#neji hyuga #naruto fandom #naruto shippuden #hyuga clan #please ruin my life

[nartml]

Somebody stop me from scrolling through the tpw hashtag before I get majorly spoiled for anything and everything that happens.

I already found out more than I should have and it hasn't even been five damn minutes.

It's too addictive and I can't STOP

#the poppy war #fang runin #which btw #she is OMG #i need her #i need her biblically #i need her bad #and this isn't because i was spoiled or anything btw #just something about her destroying her utarus the moment she gets her first period because fuck this shit made me go a little cross eyed #cross eyed in the please fuck me tf up way #please ruin my life #lawd she is my obsession #olay enough with the shameless simping #it's just that #it's just that women exist and therefore my only job is to BARK BARK WOOF WOOF

[joe-bastianich-is-a-cutie]

THAT'S MY FUCKING HUSBAND

#the things i would do to this man #or let him do to me istfg #mappa lets us eat goooood #PLEASE RUIN MY LIFE #nanami #nanami kento #jjk #jujutsu kaisen

[judehale-icaughtmyself]

O H

M Y

F U C K I N G

S W E E T

S A P P H I C

G O D D E S S

PLEASE KEEP YOUR HAIR DOWN😭

#love sin and evil #romance club #please ruin my life #MA'AM #i never learn

[merryverse]

Under the Vines - Charles Edwards - Louis Oakley

#charles edwards #under the vines #please ruin my life #Louis Oakley

[trentbellingham]

i’m literally (s)creaming this should not be as hot as it is

#dominik szoboszlai #liverpool fc #please ruin my life #football #euros 2024

[schrutexbucks]

Happy birthday Hailee

#please ruin my life #hailee steinfeld #kbhs #she’s just jaw droppingly gorgeous

[guarddogdyke]

just found a hot femme transmasc on grindr and he’s wearing a cool ass robot mask god i love trans people so much

#t4t #t4t yearning #t4t funny #lgbt #lgbt funny #grindr #please ruin my life #i just used the line #i wanna try the mask on and the ‘masc on #if this doesn’t work just put me down like a sick dog

[nomeansyesbaby]

Natural Disaster

The only problem with a love like this is the destruction it leaves in its wake.

I’ve never loved anyone enough to let them destroy me.

But with your hand on my throat, I would be smiling at your touch.

Forever trying to gap the mere inches that remain between us.

This loving desire and my imagination are cousins.

Imagination spends eternity spinning worlds out of words, just so we can be together.

She waits for you to call and ask for me.

Her answer.. my answer.. would be yes.

Regardless of the question.

#please ask.. #you can hurt me #I won’t mind #please ruin my life

[strawberrylemonadesoda]

Slang, contributing to global warming and ovarian explosions, one unbuttoned shirt at a time. 1983 vs 2015 - Beyond Glory rehersals edition.

#stephen lang #slang #Beyond Glory #Please ruin my life #He could slap me and I'd thank him

[a-nice-egg-offering]

The unspeakable things I would let the Reynolds twins do to me… they can never be uttered out loud.

#Dee Reynolds #Dennis Reynolds #PLEASE ruin my life #I’m literally begging you

[lotus-pear]

do you ever think about how in the day i picked up dazai side b dazai had to lie emotionless and soulless—like a corpse, almost—beside the man that gently brought him in, nursed his injuries, held him while he was in pain? he had to keep those suffocating bandages around his entire face, lest this man gain some sort of recognition for the little boy he saved. he had to lay there curled in the fetal position, bleeding and in pain, perhaps thinking about how, in another life, this man cooked for him, tried to build up his strength. read to him to pass the time while he curled up against him like a child listening to a bedtime story. played cards with him. saw through the heartless mafioso. the ruthless killer. and instead saw a boy.

imagine knowing this man, the man who saved you in more ways than one, was going to die one day all because he knew you. because he reached his hand into the darkness and plaintively, like a small child wanting a parent's touch, you grasped back desperately. imagine thinking all of that while that man is just a stone's throw away, making coffee in the next room just like he used to for you in another life. the scent, although you've never been here before, is reminiscent of home. and the tune he's humming? it's the silent melody that plays through your mind seven years later, for the last time as you fall backward off the building with your arms out like an embrace. but, hey. that man is alive. he's happy, although he never knew you. you can die with no regrets.

#guys i actually cannot stop thinking about oda and dazai someone save me PLEASE. the day i picked up dazai ruined my fucking life #dazai makes me so fucking miserable every time i see him in beast i just start fucking sobbing #absolute TRAGEDY of a character #he was fucking fifteen in this. and he knew the entire time. he knew oda would die. before even meeting him #bsd #the day i picked up dazai #ermmm found this in my drafts and i wanted to post it sorry guys i sound emo asf