#please shut your fuck

[anarcho-yorpism]

To all the communist transvestites, VOTE👏VON👏HINDENBURG👏

I'm just as radical as you; I'm a proud member of the great Social Democratic Party of Germany! I don't know what the crazy communists are telling you, but Paul von Hindenburg is our only hope to defeat the Nazis. After we elect him, then we can discuss other politics, but this is the BARE MINIMUM, and if you don't vote for him, you clearly have this crazy purity test that'll bring us all to fascism.

I know you might be worried about his "senility" and "failing health", and I know you may not like him because of his push to the right, and I know you may be worried about the brownshirts, and the recent persecution of Dr. Hirschfeld and his work, and maybe you STILL haven't gotten over the whole Rosa Luxemburg stuff,

but none of that really matters! We need to keep the SPD in power, or else Hitler will get in charge! This is the most important and most basic thing you could do to help Germany stay a democracy. In 6 years, then maybe we can find a better candidate, but no matter what you think about von Hindenburg, he's the best shot we have at keeping the fascists out of power. We can totally push him left!

Any vote against von Hindenburg is a vote for Hitler. #Hindenburg1932

#find something better to do with your time #rather than pestering leftists to vote for a genocidal monster #you didn't push him left he pulled you right #go shut down iof and alt-right events like the rest of us #this exact situation has played out before #nazi germany #hitler #anarchism #communism #joe biden #biden #donald trump #vote blue #please vote #vote democrat #vote #fascism #rosa luxemburg #magnus hirschfeld #vote blue no matter who #fuck trump #go vote #us elections #kamala harris #2024 elections #election 2024 #2024 presidential election #us presidential election #anarchist #leftist

[hg-aneh]

do you like aziraphale as a character?

have a good day/night!

Of course I do ajnds

Tho, it might be for the "wrong" reasons-?

I love how his soft exterior completely makes up for everything- PLEASE AZIRAPHALE MAFIA DON'T COME FOR ME I PROMISE THIS IS GOOD- everything potentially """"sinful"""" that he does

Like, in the scotland minisode, had it not been Aziraphale being the classist pos, I don't think I would've been able to even laugh at the situation (I come from a lower middle class family who started off VERY poor), but since it's Aziraphale I just go "oh, you"

I know the english speaking fandom doesn't like to hear that bc they're a bit more touchy on the subject of classism (rightfully so), but the latam side kind of already has made that a BIG joke (we like coping that way sowwy) and Aziraphale being the butt of it due to the way he's like- BASICALLY a princess is a LOT of fun

Besides, I know he'd come around if someone pushed him in the right direction xD, so it's a harmless snobbiness... for the most part

He's also like- a manipulative little shit? in the way a puppy or a cat is. You Could say No, but Would you? when he's looking at you like that, with those pale blue eyes :( ?

and his stubbornness akjfksbglsng

I know the Azirastans see him a bit differently, I've noticed they like him more for his positive traits, but to me what TRULY makes him a fun character is all those things that are a bit shit

(I SAY IT WITH LOVE AZIRAPHALE MAFIA, I UNDERSTAND WHY HE'S THE WAY HE IS, IT'S A HEAVEN THING YES. I STILL LIKE HIM, PUT DOWN THE CROWBAR PLEAS-)

#fucking essayist over here prolly didnt make no sense #aneh answers #aneh wont shut up #aziraphale mafia please dont come for me i love your pookie

[inkskinned]

am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.

you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?

okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.

but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.

i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.

and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?

#spilled ink #warm up #writeblr #she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face #but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me #while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning #while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep #and then she was like - ur just like my abuser #bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights #and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child #i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off #like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend #pushed me down in the fucking hallway #but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced #bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster'' #but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE #i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do'' #babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him' #that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED #godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic #i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.

[barawrah]

been extra miserable about them this past week

#WHYYYYYY WHY CANT THEY BE HAPPY #mxtx can we talk....lets discuss mxtx listen to me #and its just . banging my head into a wall their whole thing is they never be happy in any life . ever again #because they Die . and thats it poof out of the reincarnation cycle #FUCK YOUUUUU BFLF RUINING MY LIFE #canon im beating you with a stick like a feral animal #ill be sitting minding my own business and my brain will go dream on like shut the fuck upppppppp #bawling my eyes out rn #this is so awful i hate u bflf i hope youre both miserable #no i dont sorry please be happy #ok . ok deep breaths #art tag #tgcf #shi qingxuan #he xuan #beefleaf

[abbey-abdominal]

DRAW EVIL RAGATHA BEING SUPER PROTECTIVE OF POMNI

you… do you know? that bad girls? go to hell?

#requesties #my thoughts while drawing this: god i hope this doesn't awaken something in me... THEY TOLD ME THINK ABOUT WELL I DID AND I DON'T WANNA FEE #A THING ANYMORE... fuck this is too much... idgaf... im so jealous of pomni... please pomni don't be so hard to draw im tryin put u w with #your wife stupid... oh... oh??? so you're cooperating now... good shut up and kiss her holy shit #*puts head in hands* it did in fact awaken something in me #creepy protective mommy ragatha #and shy concerned creepy pomni #since theres already evil!raggs out there somewhere im dubbing this ragapom “edgelord!ragapom” so #edgelord!ragapom #ragapom #caption is Get Scared lyrics #my art #digital art #sketch sloppy oppy sketch #design switches because I couldn’t give edgelord!ragatha cute curly hair like #in my head this raggs is 4 sure a voodoo doll and not a Raggedy Ann knock off #girl has graduated into goth school 😍 #thanks 4 the requestie #buttonblossom #pomni x ragatha #jesterdoll #doomed digital yuri

[chrollohearttags]

You fell off real bad

yet here you are with my dick ten feet down your throat. Play where it’s safe before I kill you, stupid bitch.

#no more telling y’all to die #Imma see to it personally #imma start doxxing you hoes #bet if I send y’all a picture of your mamas house y’all gone shut the fuck up #please don’t let tumblr get y’all killed

[milkymooshi]

Honestly believe that Oswald would wake Ed up in the middle of the night just to ask him if he would still love him if he was a worm and it would take Ed every ounce of his willpower to not hit Oswald with a chair for waking him up

#truly believe that this happens at least once a month #like “Oswald I love you but please shut the fuck up it’s 3:32 in the morning. #nygmobblepot #gotham #oswald cobblepot #edward nygma #they were literally made for each other your honor #moo.txt

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

For $5 USD stop making everything about that goddamn show for five minutes.

#I'm sorry this is horribly mean of me but I am fucking EXHAUSTED #stop it!!!! fucking stop it!!!! #not everything is about your show! #and no it is actually pretty well-damn-documented that SPN was NOT #'everyone on cast and crew wanted it and the mean network shut them down' #I DID MY TIME #NINE SEASONS OF IT #I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS #and y'know what? y'know what. even IF that were the case. #I don't want to hear it #because this isn't about SPN it was never about SPN stop making! everything! about SPN! #this happening on 911 is not in ANY way shape or form influenced by Supernatural #and again I say this AS A FORMER DESTIEL SHIPPER WHO WATCHED THE SHOW #can you please just let something 911 be about 911? #can we please just talk about that without bringing SPN into it? #I'm tired! I'm so fucking tired! stop it!!! #ahem #*Captain Holt voice* apparently that's a trigger for me #I'm going to write about my silly little koala and his silly little drag queen boyfriend and calm down

[rawrsatthetree]

Every other post about Astarion: he mentions he has a complex relationship with sexual intimacy once so you can’t ever think about his character sexually cause he’s a traumatized UwU bean. Totally disregarding that he was horrible tortured for 200 years because being a sex worker is so much more traumatizing. You can only treat him like a sweet innocent sexless being or your objectifying him and sexually harassing him. (Basically the Madonna Whore Dichotomy)

Me, a sex worker, just trying to find one fic where he isn’t written like a 16 year old girl:

#I know you’re all projecting but please shut up #he sees himself as a sex worker #literally talks about it with the drow twins #it’s a very different experience than just being raped #yes it changes your feeling about sex but not in the same way sa does #there can be overlaps but it’s a different experience #from someone that was raped at 16 and is a sex worker now #I speak from experience #sorry I’m not super articulate #but if people takes about me that way they talk about astarion #I’d fucking hate them #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate astarion #baldurs gate

[darkwood-sleddog]

more and more i become of the opinion my dogs are not reactive to strange dogs but in fact it is unreasonable to expect them to NOT be reactive when the dogs we pass are unwalked, understimulated rural hellions that thrash at the windows of their houses, bark at us and follow us for entire lengths of properties, snarl at us, run at us with tense body language etc.

is this because a neighbor (who does skijor!) moved in half mile down the road from us a half a year ago with the most polite, unreactive dog that my dogs glance calmly at as they walk by? as it is unrestrained (no underground fence) on the property? absolutely is.

is this because a few years ago a neighbor's very nice pitbull mix got out and when it walked up to us with polite calm body language my dogs reacted just as calm and we were able to walk this dog home? absolutely is.

like i am a human woman and have lived in areas with much larger populations than i do now. i remember being followed by strangers, yelled at by strangers in aggressive ways. it made me tense and yes...reactive in those moments to ensure my own safety and needs were met. but was it my fault for having to react that way? To call friends and family and be on the phone any time that i walked alone? to check in when i got to where i was going? to bring pepper spray and iron knuckles to walk less than 10 minutes away from home? I don't think it is. Rather it's the failure that allows that behavior towards me which is at fault. i should not have had to carry those things with me. or call a single soul.

same with my dogs. my dogs aren't reactive, i'm just the only person who walks my damn dogs in my rural neighborhood. even though we can walk for 4+ miles either way on safe dirt roads out of our driveway before we reach pavement. nobody else. walks. their. fucking. dogs. yes i manage my dogs behaviors, it can be embarrassing when they get riled up, but know what? it is not their fault so many other dogs fucking SUCK. and it is not those dogs' fault that they suck either. i encountered more politely behaved dogs when i lived in the suburbs and city than i do now because those dogs at least had some sort of experience with being around other dogs (passing them on the sidewalk even) out of necessity. Rural people truly just throw their dogs outside and expect that to be enough. if you're lucky they install a little underground fence that will maybe keep fido in the yard (like uwu WE don't want to have a look at a fence and we're going to make all our neighbors GUESS if our dog might run into the road at them uwu).

#dogblr #dog behavior #is it unreasonable to ask completely neutral behaviors from my dogs #when they're being fucking harrassed? when they just want to do their sniffy thing and pee on a bunch of stuff?? #can't even like loiter in some places bc people's dogs loose their fucking shit even if they stay on the property or are inside #like...real containment and stimulation when and now please? #nothing happened but neighbor with a dog that barks and screams at us from inside non stop #put in an electric fence and assured me this under 1 yo dog will never leave the boundary #like...okay... #sure. #let's see how that goes #like my dogs have wonderful temperaments #sorry if they're going to tell your dog off for being a piece of SHIT brenda #my dogs obviously know our yard is their territory #but they don't make a single peep for people walking on the road which is NOT theirs #i can be out of sight of entire dogs with properties out of the sight of the road #and their dogs will still be fucking yelling at mine! like shut the . fuck. up!!

[soplapinga]

Nah sorry chat she is straight up asking for death threats here LMFAOOO

#nevermore spoilers #just like montresor had it coming the last few chapters whatever happens to her she will have it absolutely coming .just for this one 💀 #oh mentally deranged annabel lee how I LOVE you #but PLEASEEE SHUT YOUR MOUTH W THESE THINGS PLEASE WE AS READERS KNOW YOUR MOTIVATIONS AND SHIT BUT THIS PPL CANT READ YOUR MIND BABYGIRL #FOR THEM YOURE JUST BEING A HUGE FUCKING ASSHOLE TALKING SAYING YOU WOULDN'T CARE ABOUT MURDERING YOUR LOVED ONES LITERAL BESTFRIEND #BABYGIRL YOURE GONNA GET KILLED and JUSTIFIEDLY 😭😭😭😭 #annabel lee nevermore #annabel lee whitlock #nevermore #nevermore fandom #nevermore webtoon #nevermore webcomic #lenore nevermore #lenore x annabel #white raven

[sapphosclown]

thinking about the dan and phil who said they like to keep their private lives private

can they come back pls

#/lh #it’s like when you grow up so your parents start to make sex jokes #and you go actually! that was tmi! i don’t need to know that! #love you! shut the fuck up please! #dan and phil

[legalisecatboyss]

“you’ve only got one nipple now but it works for you” i’m pretty sure everything works for dan as far as you’re concerned mr amazing but i really did not need your opinion on his nipples to be so explicitly stated, thank you very much

#like shut your fucking mouth PLEASE #i’ve lost all the tolerance for your bullshit that i built up during gamingmas i can’t take this #dan and phil #wdapteo 2023 #phil lester #dan howell #mine

[the-meme-monarch]

ok newsletter euphoria has worn off i hate love again

#why is sccs relationship ambiguous. confim theyre siblings Please. i need more characters who Cant be shipped. #characters just Saying theyre friends And Nothing More isnt enough for some reason. #them Saying theyre friends doesn work unfortunately. let peole be friends let people &characters exist outside the lense of romance shut up #sorry. i saw a post and have been bitter abt it. it wasn’t even utdr it was abt the owlhouse #romance is not 'the next step' after friendship. romance is not 'a better version' of a friendship. ill kill you #AND YEAH YES FRIENDSHIP IS A SPECTRUM. LOVE COMES IN SHADES. QPRS BLUR THE LINES. #but im Tired of people acting like platonic bonds are lesser. im tired of friendships in media Having to turn into a romance or Secretly be #im tired of characters fucking Existing in th same space and people going 'oh theyre in love' where. where. #'what about c/apsei' its funny. you guys cant even make your ships funny.

[kanachaka]

“Shifting is lucid dreaming”

“Shifting is maladaptive daydreaming”

Do you even remotely know what shifting is? Cuz if you did it’d be pretty hard to confuse it with daydreaming and lucid dreaming. Last time I checked you can’t be in a dream for 5 years consciously and feel everything just like you feel it here 🤷‍♀️ but I don’t know maybe you did. You better have to be talking all that shit

#I hate close minded people #shut up do your research #be quiet #shut the fuck up #why am I getting shifting mansplained to me #I AM A SHIFTER #like stfu. #please #shiftblr #desired reality

[bleakbluejay]

i am so tired of people referring to din djarin's religion/culture as a cult

oooooh scarrryyy a faith built on helping/strengthening their community, rescuing and protecting orphaned children, carrying weapons and armor (to protect against their ongoing genocide), never taking their helmets off (to protect against their ongoing genocide), and a solitariness from the outside world (to protect against their ongoing genocide)

bo-katan i am coming for your ass for starting this discourse

#eli talks #the mandalorian #din djarin #so fucking sick of it #i understand that religious trauma can influence this perspective #but please shut up please please shut up #not every religion is bad or toxic or destructive #im sorry your experience has been thus but that is NOT a universal one