#please stay home

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[just-more-pr0mts]

Danny has a knife that if u slash the air it opens a portal to the ghost zone.

But in his exhausted state, he slashes the knife in the air while babbling on about how he wishes there were easier ways to deal with his rouges. Accidentally causing his magical knife to slashes open a portal to a different dimension.

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The justice league were at a loss... there was a small floating kid who fell through a portal on their main table, who was currently screaming something about furries?

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Danny: .....

JL: .......

Danny: is that....a furrie?

JL: .....

Danny: ....Sam was right

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #feel free to add \correct anything #just a promt #please tag if this ever gets made into a fic #cartoon #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp crossover #dpxdc #danny is a little shit #danny accidentally triggered a button to open dimensions on his magic knife #he was tired and his hand slipped #now he is on a table surrounded by cosplayers and furries #he is scared #sam warned him to stay away from people like that #danny thought it was an elaborate prank and they wernt real #danny just wants to go home #sam come pick him up #poor boy thinks he could be hallucinating #found this draft at the bottom of my cats litter box

[inkskinned]

im having a particularly terrible night with urges and imagery that i dont know how to handle. i gave in to some things. held back on some others. but im barely holding on, dear internet stranger.

you do not owe me your time or your words.. but if you could write some hope into existence for me.. i would be unendingly grateful to you.

please. tell me how you do it. tell me how you survive. because im not so sure i can get through the fifteen days it'll take to get to my seventeenth birthday.

could you please give me something to place my faith in? i dont think the universe is watching out for me anymore.

i don't usually answer these, because i am not a professional, and you deserve professional help. when i was 17 i was terrified of the idea of professional help, because my household was extremely unsafe, and made it clear that if i ever chose to get help, i would be punished for it.

i hope this is not your case. i hope that you can call someone, and they can take you where you should go.

but i will give you the advice that i wish i got, when i couldn't get help at 17, when i was so bad that years later, i literally don't-know-how-i-survived it: what you want is peace, not death. your brain is sick. it has romanticized an ending where there are no consequences. where effort isn't necessary. where you can just... forget.

you want peace. that is a normal, human thing to want. maybe it feels more like you want quiet. or just... to take a break for a second.

here is what i will say: to end yourself means you never get to experience what it's like to actually be happy. i thought i knew what it was like, and i was bitter about it. i'd say - i've been happy, it's not worth it, because i didn't know what i was missing. i thought that happiness meant having a partner or having a job or money or a college degree. it sounded like effort. it sounded like something that had to happen to me.

for the first time in my life, just this week, i was able to go to a concert and just-enjoy-it. no liquor, no drugs. just stomping my feet and getting caught up in it. i didn't feel nervous or self-conscious or overwhelmed. i just had a good time. these days have a lot of these firsts for me - it is the first time i can eat cake without crying. it is the first time i can be around an exacto blade without supervision. it is the first time i have too many people to call when i am crying.

i can't tell you where you'll run into happiness, only that, for me, it started once i was out of that fucking house. it started once i figured out where the pain was coming from. once i figured out that i was not possessed, something medical was wrong with me. that i am not stupid or lazy, i have depression and adhd. the first few years were difficult. at 19, during my efforts to recover, i actually got worse by a considerable margin. and then, with time and patience - i got better.

happiness doesn't feel like what you think it will. in movies it's so golden and all-encompassing. but it doesn't fly into your hands when you buy your first car nor does it arrive in the arms of a partner nor does it require passing your classes. happiness came to me on a tuesday in the form of a red-winged blackbird, and i looked at her, and she looked at me, and i said - oh. the whole world suddenly filled itself in with color. like i had been forever-asleep. like every corner of every room was suddenly glistening.

it ended quickly, back then. it just stopped in to check in on me. but it was enough - this thing i had never experienced, but that i knew (logically) could happen. before that, i was only staying because it would make my mom sad if i died. that was my only reason. and then the happiness came, so strange and brilliant and lovely that for years i couldn't even look at it directly.

these days, things are so different. life is so much easier. i don't wish for death because so much of what i have is already at peace. my boss understands when i need a mental health day. people in general are less prone to high school drama. entire communities hold my hand and have my number. i have a car and a dog and a little apartment garden and candles on all available surfaces and today i bought myself a little cake just-to-celebrate-nothing. my body is my own and we are both dancing.

there are so many things i've gotten to taste in the last 10 years. i know, for you, that is an eon, because it's more than half of your life. but if it helps? in the 5 years between 17-21: i filled myself with laughter and love. i got to be a lead in a ballet and got my first tattoo and then my second and pierced my ears the way i'd wanted to (one of them professionally the other over a hot stove with a potato) and i discovered hozier is my favorite singer (i know. he was new back then) and i got my first real job and my first real paycheck and i hadn't ever been seen as smart but then i started to actually treat my adhd as a condition rather than a burden and people started saying you're like the smartest person in the room and my best friend met her husband who i will one day stand next to as maid of honor when he is her groom and i got to help people and make a stupid blog called "inkskinned" and find out that writing is actually my passion and that maybe i'm actually kind of good at it if i just practice and i got to meet my parents' dog (his name is kaiju) and i slept on couches and kissed people and tried new things and learned how to breathe without feeling my chest tighten and that peace is here, on this planet, that peace echoes everywhere, it is in my hair and my homework and my houseplants, it is quiet and divine and mine because i fought for it and i built it and yes i lost hair over it but holy shit the whole world feels like it is shifted through a sunbeam

recently someone asked me if i could go back in time to 6th grade, with all the knowledge i have now, would i? and without thinking, i barked absolutely not. i know i should say it's because i wouldn't want to risk losing any of this stuff - but really it's because i would never survive being a teenager again. it sounds incredibly lame and impossible, fake - but being a teenager was the hardest thing i ever did. i had no voice, no control, only fear and hatred.

but i did survive it. nothing about me is special. nothing about me is stronger than you or better prepared or more efficient. i didn't survive it perfectly. i made a lot of mistakes and lost a lot of friends and harmed myself in ways that i'm still recovering from. but i did survive it. and there is a part of me looking at you in the past and saying - i'm you in the future.

and holy shit. every day. every goddamn day i'm glad we survived to see the rest of it. because you hit 18 and everything changes. like, everything. and holy shit, it is infinitely worth it.

#i hope you are okay #i wish i could help more #i hope the pain eases soon #and i hope that you stay #ps . to those of you reading this thinking i should help you too: please just dm me #it makes me really #really really scared when it's anonymous #bc i cant check in with u #i am not a professional and i am not actually good at helping ppl through their troubles #this is an exception bc they are 16 #not the rule #ps if u misunderstand ''being a teenager is the hardest thing i ever did'' when i mention briefly that i was in unsafe housing... #trust me. it was worse there. by like A HUGE margin #every person raised in unsafe housing nodding their head like . oh yeah worse stuff TECHNICALLY happened after but leaving that home was #legit the hardest thing i ever did

[runningwithscizzorz]

I feel a deep sense of anger and grief for Palestine. I’m angry at God, at the world powers donating to those who are killing civilians, angry at people looking away and encouraging you to worry about yourself when people can’t even walk down their streets without being attacked. I’m angry that my friend donated, only for it to be stolen and taken by the soldiers abusing Palestine. I’m angry that I can’t do much of anything but tell you to at least CARE about the people being bombed and slaughtered. Please, if you can’t do anything please just CARE about these people and listen to their stories. Hold them in your hearts at the very least. Don’t pretend they don’t exist or just brush it off as “its been going on for centuries, there’s no point in stopping it.” I want to do more, I want to make people care and love those who need it, rather than continue spreading anger and hate.

These are real people I’ve drawn. Keep the people of Palestine in your heart at the very least please.

#two of my best friends had to run away from their homes because they were Muslim #it was too dangerous for them to stay #but in leaving they also had to leave behind large parts of their families #they tell me about their friends and loved ones that have died and how empty they feel to it #that they also feel a deep sense of hopelessness and guilt at not being able to help #I have a friend now who teaches me about the qur’an and how it talks about having peace and not being afraid in times like these #so please DONT BE AFRAID TO SAY SOMETHING #Please talk about this with your friends #please educate yourself on what’s happening #please please please just CARE about the people of Palestine #even if it’s scary and even if it hurts you #do it for those who don’t have a choice to be afraid or hurt #free palestine #palestine

[imbalancesokka]

always an angel never a god 🦷🦷🦷

#boygenius #lucy dacus #julien baker #phoebe bridgers #the record #fanart #digital art #procreate #procreate art #art #my art #the rest #punisher #stranger in the alps #home video #historian #no burden #sprained ankle #little oblivious #turn out the lights #graceland too #please stay #favor

[steveharrington]

listening to students tell me “yeah i can’t figure this out i’m just a girl 🤣” listening to my coworkers tell me “honestly i just can’t wait to become a stay at home girlfriend so i never have to work again!!” looking at my online feeds which have all become like pictures of cigarettes with a pink bow on them captioned “girlhood” i’m ACTUALLY going to start freaking the fuck out

#i’m not hating on my coworkers btw like. i won’t act like the thought of #getting to stay home and not having to work 40 hour weeks for meager earnings #while someone else handles expenses isn’t like obviously appealing #but it’s so. dangerous. to let your husband have full control of you financially #and one of them was explicitly saying she wants her job to be quote unquote taking care of her boyfriend #like yes we don’t dream of labor but girls please #you can find a job you’re interested in you can find a way to have control over your own income #please

[useful-boy]

Tfw you get random chest pains spaced a few seconds apart while you're at work and think your time is finally coming but you're still alive a minute later

#real and true events from today #random pain hit me and made me put a hand over my heart because 'ow. that hurt' #and it happened a few more times after that #on one hand yes please kill me #on the other hand man i coulda stayed home today if i was just gonna die at work smh #on the third hand me dying at this store would be horrible for their rep. kill me after all

[ionlytalktodogs]

Ppl are always like “it would be so much easier to be disabled if society wasn’t ableist” and in a general sense they’re very very correct but it would also drastically improve my life if my immediate family was just like…ten percent less ableist. Like that’s all I’m really asking for. Maybe just! Don’t make a disgusted face when I use mobility aids! That’s it that’s literally all I’m asking for.

#all the work I’ve done #attempting to love myself #is destroyed every time my mom says “’wouldn’t it be better to just stay home rather than let people see you in that chair?’ #literally just. dial it back like 10% please and thank you #that would improve my life so much dude #disabled #disability #mobility aid #wheelchair user #wheelchair #physically disabled #chronic pain #cane user #ableism #my ramblings

[the-sleepy-silurian]

If Dark Disciple has a million haters im one of them. If it has a 1000 haters im still one of them. If it has 1 hater its me....

#I am so scared for home girl #she is my favorite character please please please don’t fuck this up again #dark horse comics original ending stays winning #tcw #sw tcw #star wars tcw #Star Wars #sw #asajj ventress #ventress #tbb #the bad batch #asajj #my posts #my stuff #my post #the clone wars

[spaciebabie]

this picture isnt real its all happening in twilights head and she's listening ta this as she's having her bi horse fantasies

un blurred below the cut as well as the lineart with flats cuz i want ta show it off sue me

edit: ignore that the images changed slightly i noticed a shading error i missed and it was bothering me 💀

#mlp #twishy #fluttertwi #mlp fim #my little pony #my little pony friendship is magic #fluttershy #twilight sparkle #spacie scribbles #twilight narration voice: ''i have to go...'' id say ''its getting late and i need to put spike to bed'' #fluttershy would yawn. a gentle cute noise befitting for such a cute pony before she would turn her head sleepily towards me #she would look at me with her big beautiful eyes and study me for a moment before saying in her sweet soft voice #''are you sure you dont want to stay the night? i would hate for something to happen for you on your walk back home...'' #oh fluttershy...always looking out for her friends. such a caring and gentle soul. my heart would swell at the thought although #id hesitate....and in response fluttershy would get closer and gently push her muzzle against mine... #''please twilight...stay the night...'' #my heart would be galloping out of my chest as the moon would gently glow through the window #the pale light highlighing all of fluttershy's delicate features #its as if luna herself planted the moon in this specific way...on this specific night... just for us.... #spike‚ interrupting the daydream: twilight are you...narrating a self insert you wrote abt you and one of your best friends??? #twilight: ....NO. BUT. DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS OKAY #spike: oookay! you got it. i wont tell a soul. #*he then tells everyone except fluttershy* #im crazy guys i swear #i just wrote fanfic abt twilight sparkle writing fanfic #she has a fanfic section of the library its all just her x fluttershy #good lord these horses.

[bunnygirlskull]

To all my fellow retail workers who work on black friday remember

The customer is always wrong

Waterfowl Dance

Tell them to kill themselves

Thank you 💖

#please stay the fuck home on black friday #its all a scam

[gogandmagog]

— Anne’s House of Dreams, Lucy Maud Montgomery

#✨​HAPPY NEW YEAR MOOTS 🎉🥳✨ #ilysm <3 #i can't wish you anything better or more heartfelt than captain jims new years blessing for the four winds four here #if you’re staying home… don’t forget to open your door at midnight to let the new year in! #but if you’re out tonight or going out tonight please stay safe! #🩷🩷🩷 #anne’s house of dreams #lucy maud montgomery #captain jim 🩶

[jackhues]

simon benoit on mits off with luke gazdic jan. 31. 24

source

#naqia's gifs! #“it's not everyday the fans love a stay at home dman” #benny i don't think you understand that (more than) half of leafs nation would lay their life down for you #the lb would probably be the first ones #also guys please please ignore the shitty quality idk why this is happening to me today #this is the first time i've giffed in actual YEARS and the quality turns out like this smh #just look in benny's eyes. lose yourselves in them and forget the atrocious quality #i just needed to gif this because i love him even more after watching it #the way he says 'penalty' changed me fundamentally. pen-aal-ty #i love one (1) frenchman/quebecois #simon benoit #toronto maple leafs #my gifs

[femninedelusions]

I was given Lucy Dacus’ Home Video on vinyl yesterday for Christmas and putting it away just now I’ve noticed for the first time this on the back: a bunch of dried flowers tied with string and hung from the ceiling, in reference to Please Stay :(

I’m so certain that this is common knowledge and something I should’ve known about already but it’s given me so many feelings omg, she really is the only woman ever.

#lucy dacus #the only woman ever #home video #home video album #please stay #boygenius #julien baker #queer musicians #lgbtq musicians #sad music #music #vinyl

[theloveinc]

wouldn’t it be fucked up if I wrote something abt being one of the women toji stays w/ after the death of his wife except… he brings little megumi and little tsumiki with him to stay with you? Wouldn’t that be so painful and I absolutely shouldnt do it?

#giving little gumi a bath while his dad is blacked out on your couch #and reading him bedtime stories and making sure he has a puffy coat when u drop him off at daycare #and a little bento #so tsumiki doesn’t have to worry so much #and yeah maybe u and toji fu k some but like #it’s more abt ur temporary son and daughter ofc #I was also thinking abt like. idk. #I feel like women get a bad rap for like. taking in bummy men but honestly? I think it’s a nice thought a little bit #when the man isn’t a creep ofc #and here’s this guy (toji) who mostly stays outta ur hair except to please u and he has a little boy who needs a home for a little bit #WHAT WOULD U DO? #Dunno #It’s a .. thought #and one day toji doesn’t come home and a few weeks later there’s gojo asking for megumi and you have to pack him and his sister up #gen #shii posts

[megamindsecretlair]

Some nasty ass at work gave my family covid. Yall dont understand how fucking livid I am. 🫠🫠 3 YEARS. 3 FUCKING GLORIOUS ASS YEARS I HAVE DIVED, DUCKED, DIPPED, AND DODGED THIS FUCKING DISEASE AND BECAUSE JOBS ARE FUCKING LUNATICS, WE ALL CAUGHT THIS SHIT.

Yall, im sooo fn over this shit. I wanna fn cry, yell, knock all this shit over. 😫

Anywhoo, all that ranting to say I have covid and idk if I'll write. My symptoms are not that bad, im not going to overwork myself, ik the fics can wait. But yeah, pray for me yall.

#megaminds updates #please wear masks and stay home if you get a tickle in your throat #this shit is fuckin serious #covid #covid19 #covid isn't over