#please stop asking this question

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

By the time cars were invented, Jonah Magnus was already well into the body hopping game, which raises the question: has he ever actually learn to drive? Did this man sit through driver’s ed? Or has he just been getting out of legal repercussions for his shit driving by telling the cops everything he knows about their deepest darkest secrets every time he gets pulled over?

#the magnus archives #tma #jonah magnus #elias bouchard #tma spoilers #au in which real elias is alive in there because Jonah needs someone who can tell him what the road signs mean #poor man is forced to spend the rest of his days as a literal backseat driver for a pseudo-immortal douchebag #perish the thought #I’m sure someone has already asked this question by now but I can’t stop thinking about it #some people have pointed out that he would ride the tube which makes sense too. #btw this post is 100% inspired by how much I used to fear for my LIFE any time i was in a car while my grandpa was driving #genuinely terrifying experience grandpa stop it please quit turning your entire body around to talk to me while I’m sitting in the back sea #why are you driving with one foot for the pedal the other foot for the brake one hand on the steering wheel and NO EYES ON THE ROAD

[deargravity]

no words

#aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #renee walker #😭😭😭😭 #there are limits to fucking around and finding out please stop asking her questions #never a boring day with the foxes

[leviismybby]

Did Isayama ever state that Levi stopped eating after Erwin's death and that the cloak Levi wears in season 4 is Erwins?

#anonymous asks #Levi ackerman #Levi #Ships don't interest me #Can i just say something? #But i said this already #Can you guys please stop asking me questions about ships? #I mean this in the nicest way possible okay? #Ship what you ship #Its fun anf i get it #And i cant tell people enough that no Levi ship is canon #Read the manga and watch the anime #I really dont know what else to tell you #I would love if people talked to me about Levi and his character or send me like thirsts

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

is there an ai for your welcome home au?

#No. And There's Not Going To Be One. Please Don't Make Any Either. #rambles from the bog #what do i need to do to get the ai questions to Stop huh #i put it in the frequently asked questions section of my pinned post #do i need to make it my blog title? put it in my bio? change my url? #WHAT WILL SET ME FREE FROM THIS HELLISH TIMELOOP

[questionsforpossums]

what is your opinion on sharks

possum approves of sharkies, sharkies get demonized too much

#opossum #possum #opossums #ask #possum is me #possums #ask blog #please ask questions #ask questions #i am possum #answered #shark #sharkies #possum approves #stop demonizing sharks

[charmac]

thoughts on the people harassing glenn and rob on twitter from the macden fandom? they gave us so much s16 and ppl throwing it in their faces by tagging them and asking if they hooked up irl

Context:

Don’t care how famous they are, how old they are or how married they are, it’s literally never okay to directly tag and try and out someone. You said it, that’s harassment.

And what’s the end goal here? Like at best they don’t see it and you just look like an asshole, at worst they do see it and feel extremely fucking weird about it. At like, extreme worst, if either of them are queer, you drum up enough weirdos to back you (the Heartstopper kid situation) and you force one of them to out themselves.

This pisses me off the most because, like, it’s all fun and games to call MCD their ‘failsonas’ or whatever, but Glenn especially hates people comparing him to Dennis. How is this any more ‘ok’ than commenting on instagram that he’s D.E.N.N.I.S. System-ed Jill? (Hint, it’s really not). In both cases, it’s people trying to apply the character to the actor to entertain themselves and justify their fantasies of Glenn’s real life. Dennis is not. Glenn.

Again, what’s the end goal here? Like what’s the ideal situation you get out of this if one of them sees this and, god forbid, responds? This is such an icky sticky thing to even want to touch on publicly.

So they give us gay content and in return they get Reddit complaining about it and Twitter demanding they ‘admit’ that they’re actually gay themselves. Huh. Wonder why we haven’t gotten anything explicitly gay on screen from Mac yet? Huh. What a mystery?

#iasip #rcg #stop fucking globbing in public it’s embarrassing as shit #god are you people TWELVE? #once a 12 year old directly asked me if i was gay in front of a ton of people and i was like. i had to have a convo w them immediately #about why it’s not a question to ask someone in a room full of ppl #but like. you’re all supposed to be adults!? #how do you not realise what a major fucking line this crosses #in 2023!??? #god forbid one of them. . is actually queer they’re NEVER coming out with this shit #can these people please read the experiences of any gay man in hollywood ever. #PLEASE? #yeah this works me up #as a gay man !! who is a v private person! #sorry this is just a personal rant at this point sorry #but yeah seriously fuck off withcthis shit

[dailydegurechaff]

I wanted to know how do you interpret Tanya's gender. After reading chapter 58 of the manga i got the impression that she is definitely trans coded, but maybe thats just me

Very good question.

To be honest, when I think too hard about Tanya’s gender (and sexuality, for that matter) it gives me brain worms. Fun brain worms, but brain worms nonetheless. I can’t explain it. Everything she’s got going on is complicated as shit there’s way too much to think about.

Like, she was a man, but now she's a girl. But at some points she says she still sees herself as a man internally so is this MtFtM? How does that work. And if she accepts she's a woman now, is that just MtF or do we add more letters. More importantly: Was Being X being Transphobic or being the Greatest Trans Ally of All Time with the free divinely issued sex change.

Ok ok, jokes aside. Confession: I actually do not keep up with the manga, so I had to go find the chapter and read it first. Having read it now though, I see what you mean.

The conversation she has with the Salaryman/herself in that chapter really does read as essentially saying “I’ve accepted who I am now.” It’s a far cry from a much earlier part of the manga I remember where she has a breakdown about being a man/people seeing her as a girl.

A friend of mine was actually showing me stuff from more recent chapters of the manga (don’t know which chapter tragically, but I know it’s not currently translated to English) and from what I gathered of it, Being X was showing Tanya a dream of being back in her past life and in response she basically demanded to go back to being Tanya immediately. It is definitely not just you, I 100% see the trans-coding you’re talking about.

As for my personal interpretation of her gender, I touched very briefly on it once before, but I honestly think she wouldn’t want to label herself as anything. At first, this is out of hesitance and not wanting to acknowledge that anything might be ““wrong”” or ““different”” about her. Later on it turns into character growth, more along the lines of, “I don’t need the label to define me, I just am what I am/like what I like. I don’t care about it any more than that.” Yes this is 100% projection on my part. No, I won’t apologize for it lmao.

Of course, that's entirely my own headcanon. I definitely am not saying it’s the only way to interpret her, it’s just my personal thoughts. Especially since my opinion is subject to change on a dime depending on what I’m reading/working on myself. The Tanya gender is, in fact, transient, shifting like water.

Like. A transfem Tanya fic that focuses on her adapting to life in her new world and coming to discover she doesn’t actually hate her new body? I’d totally read that. I’ve seen a few fics that include that as a part of the narrative and those scenes of acceptance were among my favorite parts.

I get the feeling this is the route that the manga is going as well. It’s a bit of a shame that we don't have those aforementioned scenes in the light novel (or at least, I don't remember them), but I don’t think that Carlo Zen really intended that to be the focus/narrative in the first place. And honestly, I also think that’s a good thing because it allows for so much more room for interpretation and headcanon around Tanya’s character.

Anyway, the other direction is also compelling to me. A transmasc Tanya fic where, after feeling uncomfortable and hating how feminine he looks for years and years, he finally goes ‘Fuck this, I’m gonna go back to being a man’? I would read the fuck out of that too.

Could also be paired with him finally choosing to defect, where they think about it like, ‘Well there’s nothing to hold me back now, right? I don’t have to maintain appearances anymore. Also, since I’m defecting this would be a great way to hide myself. They’d all be looking for the wrong person. Two birds with one stone, how efficient.’ …Now we’re getting to fic ideas I won’t ever get to so it’s time to move on I think.

Semi-related to the Trans Tanya Concept, this actually brings me to a bit of a lore/headcanon/idea/question I want to present to the public for opinions. In Norden, during the inciting battle of the war, Tanya uses magic to “dope up” so she could enhance her strength and reaction time and kill pain. I took this to mean she used a formula to synthesize the narcotics/adrenaline hormone/whatever else directly into herself, right?

Can you see where I’m going with this? As long as you know which hormones to make, how they’re made up, and what quantities you need… Well, don’t you think magic HRT is completely possible? Of course, as I'm not sure it makes sense for Salaryman to have known the detailed specifics about it from the modern world, it would require a lot of in-universe research/science advancement for someone to actually do that, but theoretically...

The magic system in this universe has so much potential to be explored, I’m fascinated by what you can theoretically do with it. Although, this is long and off-topic already I think this should be the end, lol.

I think I talked too much? I’m sorry, you were probably not expecting such an answer. I told you, Tanya gives me brain worms (mental illness).

I guess the TL;DR is this: that kid definitely ain’t cishet.

#marathehomosexual #ask #not a daily post #you could ask me a simple yes or no question and i would STILL find a way to make the answer multi-paragraph #i STILL have things to talk about. im just choosing to throw it in the tags now #LIKE. if synthesizing hormones is something completely possible in universe #is birth control possible as well? how about anti-depressants? #how far can we go with this? can you get addicted to these magic-synthetic chemicals/hormones/whatever? #say you need a little pick me up in the day. you give yourself a little boost in the happy-brain-chemicals (dopamine or whatever) #(im not a biologist or knowledgeable about most biology-related things honestly. please just go with it) #would a mages body start to rely on magic to produce it and stop creating it naturally anymore? #could this create a dependency? would you start to need to make more? #its insane. i feel insane #you ask me a simple question and i refuse to stop elaborating #rimu be quiet now

[foldingfittedsheets]

I have a question. What's your pronouns? I can't financially support you at the moment, but i love your stuff so I almost always reblog. I've been using they/them. Is that OK?

Support can still be sharing my stuff! I always appreciate that.

I’m fine with any pronouns. To be honest I feel mostly devoid of gender so I really don’t care what pronouns people use. She/they is most common and that’s just fine.

In one meeting a teammate he/him’d me and I was very ambivalent. The only thing I dislike are gendered female terms, like daughter/sister/aunt and it pretty much never comes up online.

#ask ffs #that meeting was wild cause every pronoun got applied to me and finally the professor was like- stop please tell me what pronouns to use #and I just shrugged #I know folks can feel like that’s a trick question but if nothing feels wrong then none of them are right? #¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sysig]

Experimentation (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Handplates #Sans #Papyrus #Continuing the theme of memories and what Gaster ruined for them haha #He doesn't even have to be here and he's making their lives harder! Par for the course #Lots of things have the potential to trigger their memories - a familiar smell or a food they recognize #But there were so many things they never experienced and sifting between them is very difficult! #Especially considering most of what they ''remember'' is actually just their Reaction to Something - like the smoke smell making them tense #Sans here getting a Reaction for sure tho - being questioned and experimented on does Not feel good #It's Papyrus doing it so that's one thing but even still - not having fun with this #Papyrus is so curious! He wants to know! He always seems to be a bit left out on finding things out haha #Sans being the more science-minded of the two probably has an impact there - ask your brother he'll help figure it out #Unless he really doesn't want to because it feels weird please stop (lol) #Still tho being asked to eat things as an experiment? ''oh hey bro maybe going to grillby's will remind me of something'' ''SANS'' lol #Papyrus didn't mean anything by continuing to ask questions he's just curious! #Sans goes to write down the results and then feels Even Worse so scribbles them out #''don't tell me what to do!'' directed nowhere in particular #Tries really hard to put it out of him mind A Lot #This remembering business sure is uncomfortable! #Look what you did Gaster you took a perfectly fun data-gathering session and turned it into something they'll need therapy for!

[starflungwaddledee]

which ocs in the fandom do you find the most interesting? also, which ocs do you think have the most aesthetically pleasing designs? finally, which ocs have you only heard of but would like to know more about?

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooo ha haaa noooo i can't possibly answer this because it would be soooo unfair to have favourites wouldn't it's comet knight by @kittenvirus

#sorry it's the colour scheme and the glitter and the fluff. i'm unfortunately so so weak to all these things 😭 #even a little bit of pastel rainbow star theming specifically... comet really has everything i'm sorry to say #i think starstruck would faint immediately if she saw him. could they be friends?? i'm not sure i think she'd just be like this: 👁️👁️ #he is also one of (if not the very) first designs i saw when i started picking around the kirby community #so i'll always have a soft spot for him no matter who else i discover. #there are also a dozen other OCs that i love and adore but the more that i list the more folks will feel that i didn't list *them* #and i really really don't want to do that! my mutuals have some absolutely banging designs as do some folks who i don't follow! #there are also a lot of REALLY cool designs that are 'semi' oc but are more like redesigns? from folks AUs or comics or so on #many great morpho-esque redesigns out there too i'm always a fan of those!!! #please understand i'm listing only ONE design that hits all these prompts (bc i also don't know the creator well hence 'only heard of') #and one that always stands out to me personally because of the sentimentality i mentioned above #but i love MANY many many. if i started listing them i would never stop!! if you have an oc or a design i probably love them!! #i realise that is a bit of a dodge of the breadth of this question but i just... yknow? haha #i'd be happy to learn more about any ocs really!! i would actually love for starstruck to start having some relationships with others too? #if folks are interested in that!! she has relationships with the dream land four but not so much with ocs; and that might be fun too!! #others ocs #asks

[licorice-allsort]

It's so wild anytime people say that Alhaitham is a quiet person because while he may enjoy silence, he also spends 90% of the time he is on screen infodumping at us. This man will not shut up.

#genshin impact #alhaitham #he's got that dawg in him #the dawg is autism #seriously even in his demo they ask him a question and he goes on about how #he doesnt need to fight if he just thinks harder #here let me explain #the others are literally like 'ok thats nice please stop' #he gives us all the exposition in the AQ and i'm fine with it because he would just explain everything all the time #when you wanna avoid people coming to the wrong conclusion so you have to lay out a step by step guide #to your entire thought process

[juicedbeetle]

some adorable acting choices

made with @bikinibottomdayz ’s permission

please don’t repost outside tumblr

#beetlejuice #beetlejuice musical #gif #mine #woobification tag #ooouughh cries #that first gif is gonna get a hell of a lot of uses in my groupchat ill tell u that much #fav series #in this one beej pulls adam by the sleeve and goes ''let me ask you a quick question cmere one second can i talk please please please'' #needy beej is so real shut uppppp cries he wants their attention #hey op if the tagging gets annoying let me know and i will stop 💞🥹 thank u for everything

[castielafflicted]

why was there a funny and kinda cute guy at the soup thing 😳 he was helping put it on and stayed super late. guess who also stayed super late bc i was having fun w him and two other ppl putting it on.

#zeph posting #im not saying it was mostly to keep interacting with him but #i might start going to the young adult class at church #i talked to the person that runs it abt my pronouns and being trans and that i didnt want to go and be constantly she/her'd #and that went well #“does this mean all you needed to go to a class at church was someone you found cute and funny” please stop asking questions

[pray4jensen]

You know what, i feel bad for Misha, this is our god damn fault, we should have never made such a fuss over a joke and some mumbled words. we are the assholes in this situation we forced him to do this. Don't treat him as a liar or think he did this for fun, it was a legit accident, we are the ones who blow things out of proportion. I hope he's ok.

let's be clear: this isn't the fault of fans. misha is an adult capable of thinking through his own decisions. he has decades of experience dealing with fans. he has 10+ years of experience specifically dealing with fans from the spn fandom. he knows that the fans care a lot about queer rep and that every small comment he makes, especially about queer issues, can quickly travel through social media.

he had every good reason to believe that a comment like the one he made would blow up. and every fan who was happy to hear a comment like that and chose to celebrate did nothing wrong! there are fans that look up to him! who identify with him! who have him as their role model! even misha knows that.

misha does not need to be coddled and protected by us. his job description includes that he should be capable of contending with the consequences of what the public may say or think about him. that he should be able to know that, very similarly, what he may say can affect him too!

let's not blame queer fans for being happy to think someone might be like them! especially when it was misha who misspoke. especially when the statement he made was pretty clear about being bisexual when he was not. if someone says "i am all three of them" after listing three qualities, then it is not wrong to assume that all three qualities apply to that person. in fact, that's how language works.

so it's pretty clear that it was not the fans who made a mistake here. it was misha. so let misha own his own mistakes! he's done that by taking the step to apologize on twitter. he's doing the right thing. he'll be okay. the fans shouldn't feel like they've done something wrong when they haven't!

#boredombabbles #ask #anon #misha collins #can we please like stop treating these men like they're children #and blaming queer fans when things go wrong #yes there are fans out there who are invasive #but fans who chose to celebrate when their fav celeb made a statement that was pretty clear about being bisexual #are not the fans we should be worried about!!! #it's healthy and normal to be happy about your fav celeb coming out!!! #and it's healthy and normal to be shocked when u find out that the celebrity in question made a mistake #what's not healthy is to immediately go 'oh no we fans are so horrible!!! we caused this!!!' #no!!! we did not cause this!!! #people make mistakes #misha included #fans are not always in the wrong and it's ridiculous to say otherwise

[thecatinthepurplepants]

having Malevolent Thots once more and tbh I ADORE trans!Arthur headcanons as much as the next guy being A Trans myself but for one reason above most others because it makes me giggle to think about

that reason is John, with his very limited/spotty at best understanding of humans and human biology seeing a dick and balls on a naked cis man for the first time and Arthur doesnt know what the fuck is happening when John fucking SHRIEKS "EEEOOOUUGH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING HANGING OFF THAT MAN??!?!?"

#no john he's not dying of some terrible cancer #john why do you know about cancer and not about genitals #yes thank you john I'm glad you 'like mine better' and think its 'much more visually pleasing' please never say that again #no john i dont know why theyre so ugly. yes john you probably did just see it move on its own please stop staring #i swear I'll take you to see a film if you stop asking questions about human genitals please god #john doe malevolent #arthur malevolent #arthur lester #malevolent shitpost #malevolent podcast #malevolent

[happiighost]

Okay, I will finally call this done even though I'm not completely happy with it. Backgrounds are something I need major help with... Even with trying to mix in photo bashing I struggled Well, can't say I didn't try. Gradient maps were fun at least!

zoom in on Maria's face I'm proud of it!

#tumblr please stop squishing the quailty #dont zoom in or ask questions #thats my art tag #castlevania #sotn #symphony of the night #alucard #richter belmont #maria renard #kinda scared to tag this ngl