#please teach me

[respectthepetty]

Korean BL Please Teach Me has the first five episodes on YouTube in one convenient video, but some things to remember:

There are 64 episodes in total

They are about a minute or a bit longer in length

They are in vertical format

The other 59 episodes are only available on the Top Reals app

It cost around $21 to watch them all

But all episodes are available to purchase as of today

Only certain countries can get the app on Google Play or the Apple Store

So . . . yeah.

#please teach me the series #korean bl #please teach me #in my millennial voice - it is what it is #I'm making no judgments #I'm simply giving information #Youtube

[claire-elvisgirl]

I need a Vince Everett to pull me in a pool, teach me to swim and then kiss me in the wettest way possible!!! 😵😍🤩🤯😨🤤💦😱😭🥵😘😋🥰😛🤪🥲

#elvis presley #elvis the king #elvis fans #elvis history #elvis smut #elvis imagine #50s elvis #this man will be the death of me #elvis the pelvis #elvis aaron presley #please teach me #i need him so bad #I could fuck him right in that pool

[little-bumblebeeee]

"lucid dreams are usually triggered by stress or anxiety"

Me not taking any of my meds and moving everything an inch out of place so I can kiss Steve Harrington on the mouth:

#stranger things #steve harrington #joe keery #djo #Bibble #wheeee #steve harrington x reader #What's that thing where you go to like “desired realities” or whatever #And does it work #Because I really want that puppy dog eyed man #Even for a little bit #Like how do I do it with a short attention span and forgetfulness from getting a concussion #Please teach me #somebody shut me up

[nickitively]

Fully don't understand what it's like to be aroace but I have posted before about I would cut out the part of my brain that finds muscled men insanely hot.

I just don't want to be a creep to these guys who are just #living but I also want them to fold me in half and dick me down to the earth's core.

Anyways I don't get being aroace and I'm trying to learn.

#muscle men can bear hug Me til my head fucking pops off FUCK #theyre so goddamn fine #back- shoulders- pec- my asshole to wreck #muscle #gay #aroace #please teach me #if your muscled please fuck me

[thisismeracing]

I don’t remember most of these dreams in great detail but I’ve had:

- one where I kissed Lando;

- one where I was making out with Seb;

- several where Lance was my boyfriend (I had a massive crush and then a significant enough ick that I was just done lol);

- one where I was having sex with Mick;

- one where George tried to kiss me and I told him we couldn’t do anything else because I wanted to have sex with Carlos and I didn’t want him to get the wrong idea;

- one where Charles straight up rejected me; and

- one where baby Carlos was sitting in my lap - I will send the picture off anon (this also kicked off enough dreams of me holding or having a baby boy that my best friend and I are convinced my firstborn is going to be a boy)

Bestie- I- now you got me thinking in all of these scenarios aaaaa

no wait, you mean in your dream or irl you got an ick w lance?

KJDSGKSDJGKSJDG OMG THE GEORGE ONE- I- you're a strong soldier, nonny! Idk what my dream version would do, but kudos to you for staying faithful to your future man! (that's such a good fic plot tho, can you imagine the angsty options we would have?! like George head over heels, and carlos just friends, up until you decide to give russell a chance, and then sainz realizes he actually likes you too and-!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

ok the charles one- I feel personally attacked, let's get some sense into him (or create another angsty scenario where we go with his teammate instead, and then he realizes his feelings heh).

*created a whole baby fever fic plot w the last dream, forgive me, bestie* in my head the baby is actually reader's baby w carlos and the lil boy is his dad carbon copy

adding your carlos pic <3

#BESTIE HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO HAVE SO MANY DREAMS W THEM #PLEASE TEACH ME #I think I dreamt like 3 times max #ones I can remember #I need the lessons #I am ready #kdsjkdsj #thots #anon #cs55 #carlos sainz #charles leclerc #cl16 #ln4 #lando norris #gr63 #george russell #baby fever train #not gon tag everyone just the ones I mentioned the most #I'll come back and do it later maybe #millies inbox

[an4mations]

There are soooo many ways by which people draw faces, like.... I practiced drawing hands and now...I am struggling with faces. Next is clothes, then perspective, then composition, then colour pallets then-*proceeds to list all the different elements of a drawing*..........

HOW DO YOU GUYS DO THAT??

#rambling anne #please anyone #if you know how to actually draw #unlike me #please teach me

[erased-dav]

#i dont know how to tag #please teach me

[hyewka]

how do. people manage more than one blog.

#PLEASE teach me #that is some insane shit

[d-lissa]

sky blue, sunny d, pumpkin (I can't pick rouge, bc there was never a single doubt regarding that so, it wouldn't feel genuine)

Sky Blue : i'd love to know what goes on in your fucked up little brain

I can ASSURE you, you don't want that. It is hellish in here, there's screaming coming from 3 different directions and something is probably on fire. Also, lots of fucked up stories that would probably range from making you uncomfortable to wanting to bleach your own brain.

I don't want that for you, I promise to share the most sanatized thoughts tho, as I have been already !

Sunny D : you honest to god scare me sometimes. and that's great

I- ... I scare you ?? WHYYY ?? I mean, it's good, you should be scared, but why ? I am genuinely curious now, you can't just leave it at that !

Pumpkin : sorta kinda fangirl everytime you post

You, my friend, are precious. I don't get why you would, considering that I actually post stuff very rarely and when I do it is mostly incoherant screaming, but I am glad to hear this.

(It's ok about the rouge, I get it, it's the same for me. Love you too, sweetie.)

#ask game #for you i would have said #rose~ except that i am really glad you #mint because i wanna spend time with you and make you good stuff #(and also learning how to bake cookies would be nice) #ourple :) #no really it's not fair how do you be funny ?? #please teach me #and babybel wrapper ! #because I like frolicking in the nature and I would probably enjoy doing it with you #(plus we'd maybe find a magic circle and i'll be able to make you pocket size and take you everywhere i go !!) #(it's nice to have a pocket friend. thanks technology for existing)

[yotsuba-smiles]

#shes folding clothes so well #way better than me #please teach me

[moon-str3ber]

anyone know how to like compliment someone's cosplay in Roblox

It took me 5 minutes to figure out how to type a sentence where if they were streber it looked great but if they weren't it was my bad without seeming weird

Like how do you do that

#send help #anxiety is a bitch #i spent an extra 10 minutes figuring out what the perfect time to send this #like HOW #I want to just send compliments nicely man #spooky month #spooky month streber #spm cosplay #roblox #please teach me #cosplays jn general

[strrwbrrryjam]

peoples thirst sometimes goes a bit too far, a man could be walking normally and people would think it's the sexiest thing alive

#i dont get it #am i missing something? #i dont understand. #please teach me #strawberry speaks

[cin4thewin]

Wahhhh I’m so sorry for not posting at all recently!!

I’ve been super busy recently and schools starting in two weeks so yeaaahhh.. I’ve been super stressed recently..

BUT!

I have some ideas for drawings!! So hopefully, if my motivation doesn’t die again, I’ll draw them!!

In the meantime, take this. Love you guys so much!!

#not g/t #bfdi #pin bfdi #pin #hi guys I still don’t know how to tag #please teach me #I love pin so much #ok love you bye

[charm-eb]

YALL HOW TF CAN YALL DRAW JIMMY NEUTRON-

LIKE HOW CAN YALL DRAW HIS HAIR SO PERFECTLY😭💀💀💀 TEACH ME PLEASE END MY SUFFERING BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN SUCKED BACK IN TO MY OLD OBSSESION OF NICKTTONS UNITE AND NICKELODEON IN GENERAL- ISTG IM GONNA CRY HOW CAN YALL DO THAT THE BEST I CAN DO IS MAKING HIS HAIR LIKE A HERSHEYS KISS😭😭😭😭😭 LIKE FR LOOK AT THOSE #NICKTOONS UNITE FANARTS AND TELL ME HOW DO THEY MAKE JIMMYS HAIR BECAUSE I KEEP HAVING TROUBLE AND ACCIDENTALLY MAKE HIS HEAD LOOK LIKE THE 💩 EMOJI SOMETIMES I ACCODENTALLY MAKE HIM FRIGIN EMO- PLS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME HOW DO YOU GUYS DO THIS HE LOOKS LIKE A MF ICECREAM CONE LIKE WHYYYY PLEASE ID LIKE TO KNOW IM CRYING RN WWAAAAAJVDISBDIVDUDF OWVDISBIENFJSUE BROOOOO HOW DO YALL DO ITT PLEASEEEEEE

#nicktoons unite #nicktoons #jimmy neutron #the adventures of jimmy neutron boy genius #jimmy neutron boy genius #oh god help me #a cry for help #back to my bullshit #again with my nickelodeon phase goddamnit #😭😭😭😭😭😭 #how do you draw his hair broo #how do i tag lmao #please teach me

[centersy]

“You’re his destiny Louis” has been rattling around in my head like a pinball machine for days

#how do people consume vampire media normally? #please teach me #I want to be sane and okay #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #iwtv

[jojosbizzarewife]

Imagine tying them up when they've been bratty

Taking your time as punishment, teasing touches as you tie them up

Don't forget the blindfold

Kissing and licking along their neck down to their thighs until their legs are trembling and their eyes start watering

Begging -

Please just touch me baby I'm sorry I'll be good pleasebabyplease

Imagine their whines as you leave them tied up in the room, promising to be back from the store soon

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Will Zeppeli, Joseph, Esidisi, Polnareff, Josuke, Rohan, Fugo, Narancia, Melone, Illuso, Anasui, Rikiel, Gyro, Diego, JOBIN, mamezuku

#jojo #part 1-9 #jojo imagines #jjba imagines #jojo brainrot #if anyone knows how tags work #please teach me #im just posting things now #just typing #because i can