me: Jouno and Tecchou, you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you
Jouno and Tecchou:
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Messing around with the incorrect quote generator and now I’m crying
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so i got sonic adventure 2 battle on my computer right
i really like chao
and i found out i could mod it
so using the character selection plus mod i now have the chao guardian protecting my chao (or is the plural chaos or chaoes or what)
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🤗 to hug my muse from behind.
🤗 to hug my muse from behind.
Elena Gilbert is the kind of girl who spends a lot of time in her own head. Thinking about everything. Thinking about nothing. The past. The present. The future. Honestly she dwells on the past a lot, far too much. She really shouldn't have quit therapy.
It can take a little or a lot to get Elena out of her head sometimes. It really depends on how far in there she is, and what shes over thinking this time... but one sure fire way to drag Elena back to the present moment, is when Stefan wraps his arms around her.
The doppelganger had been looking out the window, thousand yard stare after dinner. At first she had just been watching a squirrel in the yard but her mind wandered off like it does. (often.)
It wasn't till Stefan's arms wrapped around her that she let out the breath she hadnt noticed she was holding and a chuckle on it's tail as she relaxed back against him.
"Well hi there handsome.." Elena smiled. "Come here often?"
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I'm not crying over the preview of JJK season 2, you are
And im definitely not crying over the pics of Gojo and Geto, especially where they're riding a bike together, that I'm fairly certain didn't exist in the manga and was instead dropped into our laps by MAPPA and Gege himself cause they're out to get us
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On one occasion she defended me by punching a man’s lights out. I was at some charitable awards ceremony when I was suddenly called upon to ‘fill in’ during a gap. I’m not a comedian who tells ‘jokes’ – I work with scripts and character. But some kind of emotional pressure was applied and I found myself at the podium.
Caught in the headlights I told the only ‘joke’ I know. It’s a shaggy-dog story but the bare bones of it are as follows: two women are looking out of the living room window; one of them sees her husband coming home early with a bunch of flowers in his hand. ‘Oh no,’ she says, ‘that means I’ll have to lie on my back all afternoon with my legs wide open.’ ‘Why?’ asks the other one. ‘Haven’t you got a vase?’
I stretched it out to fill the hiatus, and it went down well, but as I left the stage a man who had taken offence at the ‘blue’ nature of the joke strode forward and punched me in the face. From out of nowhere Jennifer was suddenly at my side and decked the man with a left hook.
That’s my girl.
Adrian Edmondson on Jennifer Saunders, Berserker!
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@bornbreathless sent: [ shop ] sender and receiver go to the grocery store together
i had promised char that i would make her dinner, but i hadn’t expected her to come with me to the shop to actually get everything we needed. not that i was complaining; even though she was absolutely making things far more complicated than they needed to be.
as char darted down another aisle, i followed, weary smirk on my face – and was immediately met with her launching herself at me from behind a display endcap. the sound i let out as her arms latched themselves onto my shoulders was not the most flattering noise i had ever made, and sent both of us into fits of giggles so severe that we earned ourselves a poisonous look from a middle-aged woman comparing cheeses further down it. this, of course, only made everything worse.
“ char - char stop - ” i choked out, catching my breath and shaking her off of me, “ shut up, we just have to - stop laughing - we just have to get cream and we can go, ”
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I love you Orbot and Cubot
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