#please this isn’t even that funny
3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak
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charles has been praised by pretty much every person of significance in his career for being an intelligent, polite and well spoken young sportsman yet people will continue to push the idea that he’s an evil dumb child who just happens to drive fast because it fits their narrative that he’s just this attractive 2d character on the grid
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this little passage from Kaz’s POV is so funny-
Kaz had been standing next to Kuwei when the bullet struck and had been the first to his side. He heard a smattering of gunfire in the cathedral, most like panicked stadwatch officers with hasty trigger fingers. Kaz knelt over Kuwei’s body, hiding his left hand from view, and jabbed a stringed into the Shu boy’s arm. There was blood everywhere. Jellen Radmakker had fallen to the stage and was bellowing, “I’ve been shot!” He had not been shot.
- Crooked Kingdom, 472.
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I’m honestly kinda curious what the crowd at the HGC would be seeing during the start of Stand Tall. Like the guys were probably poofing in from the stage of the club, hence why Luke was having so much trouble appearing even to Julie and the other ghosts. So like,,,,, were they just watching the cool new band just dip one by one as Caleb absolutely seethes with each disappearance? Coz that would be so funny to see
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Wally: You ever emotionally adopt someone, but like, completely unintentionally?
~ flashback ~
Damian: You fool, you ingrate, think carefully on the choice before you. Should you dare defy me I will drag you down to the pits of Hell and crush you to dust beneath my hee—
Damian: *unholy shrieking* RICHAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!
Damian: Tremble before me, you worthless imbecile. Suffer as I triumph over your pathetic soul. Cower, for victory is within reach—
Damian: *screams into a pillow* *loud crashing noises* *throws a chair across the room*
Damian: I hate you I hate you I hate you!!! How could you be so cruel and unjust and unrepentant—
Damian: *flips the board*
~ present ~
Dick: yeah it might’ve happened once or twice
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i know exactly which white man’s fanbase needs to hear this but taking Goofy pictures while making fun of someone else’s religious practices is not the move and neither is mocking their teachings or terms for a joke. i don’t care if you’re “playing a part” or “just kidding”; someone else’s culture is not your costume and none of their practices are something for you to play with.
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I like to think that the brothers avoid western culture and religion cuz it’s a sore subject and since christianity dominates the conversation they assume that other monotheistic religions are inherently similar when they aren’t
...mainly cuz how hype do you think satan would be that he exists in judaism and not only is Lucifer not a thing in judaism, but is also attributed to a mistranslation
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I wish I wasn’t so heavily convinced that everybody on here hates me and would hate me more if I talked about the things that truly interest me because I know in my logical mind that isn’t true and I would love to share my thoughts openly and honestly but I just haven’t figured out how to make myself do it yet.
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I’m so tired of being nice and so I’m gonna be frustrated on main
Lord can this person just get fucking blocked from the serverrrrr
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TW; Kinda suggestive??? Boob grabbing lmfao
Okay this is something random I just thought of but-
imagine your s/o is just feeling you up, groping your boob whilst you both made out, and then they’re just like- “wait is that a bump??” And then they start to feel your breast even more, but thoroughly groping it; not thinking of how weird the situation was. They would start panicking, “WAIT DOES THIS MEAN YOU HAVE BREAST CANCER!?” Then they’d start crying like- “oh gOd YouRe goNNa DiE-“
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also please reblog and put in the tags what the funniest scene/chapter you’ve ever read in a book is and what book it’s from
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i think many of u have very funny reacts that i’d love to feature so for today here is steph @adorameow reading ch7 of breakup fic
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Yamcha babe ily and you’ve never done anything wrong in your life besides like idk rob people but Question how the Fuck you gonna call yourself The Hyena Who Made The Desert His Stronghold or w/e and then have a thing for wolves I’m going to scream
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my boss wants me to post something abt booking us for spring/summer vacations and GOD im trying to word it so that it doesn’t sound like we’re encouraging traveling and i fucking feel like connor trying to give that fucking eulogy
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sorry. here’s a compilation of me going to eeby deeby
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So guess whose brain stabbed them with Bakugo Ross
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I hate seeing my triggers pop up cus I feel like I can’t just ask ppl to tag their shitty jokes and the other half of the time it’s something so harmless I feel embarrassed asking for it to be tagged.
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The worst part of today is finding out aizawa x deku seems to be a semi popular ship to some of the fandom
Listen I’m not saying we should bully them into being ashamed of shipping a teacher and a 15 year old kid but,,,
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hi pretty ezra ! i wish you all the luck and i hope you pass that test too <3 ilysm
aaaAAAHHH- pls i’m cRyiNg🥺 how are you so sweet it doesn’t make sense😭😔🧎♀️ thank you so much bb i’m pretty sure your good luck worked!! (idk yet tho🥲) i love you more😠😤🤍
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