Self Aware Twst Boys being little bitches
There must be a reason why Jade isn't coming. Or multiple.
NOTE: I only write for female reader but everyone is welcome to read it!
Crack treaded seriously, I guess
I wrote this in the hopes it'll give me luck.
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"Oho? What's the meaning of this?"
Jade looks around at his fellow students, seeing each and all of them make a pleasant face of annoyance. He can guess why this is happening, and he finds this situation quite funny. They even managed to tie him to a chair! It was probably Azul's idea and they got Floyd to help because his twin thought it would be hilarious.
"You know very well why you're here," Vil scoffs, crossing his arms.
"I see... Jealousy is truly powerful, isn't it?"
"Hey, man, no hard feelings," Cater grins, not looking apologetic at all. "We're all just a bit... Bitter that she's only really interested in your card after all the effort we put in our outfits."
"You don't seem to share the same feelings towards mr. Vanrouge, despite I remember her very clearly declaring him as a 'fave'."
"Lils is sneaky, he sneaked past us when we were looking for you."
"I figure. He has not stopped talking about being set in the main menu."
"... Don't remind us."
"Please, understand, my friend–"
"Azul, I hope you are willing to at least give me a raise."
"Hrk...!"
"Don't even think about freeing him, Ashengrotto," Vil sends Azul one of his icy glares. "It was hard enough to bring him here, and get Jack out of our tails."
Jade can only chuckle, feeling the ropes around his wrist silently snap.
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another novel I am desperatly manifesting: local master thief from the gutter (tm) breaks into rich heiresse’s estate just to discover that her highly secured safe, which is rumored to contain a fortune in gold and diamonds, is in fact completly empty. As she is still trying to make sense of it, the heiress enters, wearing an over the top silk gown and holding a glass of wine, confesses that her family has been broke for a long time and that she inhereted nothing but debt, but simply found it funny (and way too easy) to scam her fellow aristocrats. Now, however, she is in serious need of actual money (since some very powerful people grew suspicious) and suggests a team up, leading to a series of increasingly high stakes heists (and maybe romance)
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Ok so apparently Sunday’s games video is a multiverse video so crossing my fingers it’s a too many Angelas video and Damien’s in it 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
(SORRY THIS IS OLD NOW!)
Instead of Damangela we got Angela ABSOLUTLY KILLING IT as The Chosen!!!
I still can’t believe the ending of that video! Angela has been on a winning streak on the Games channel!! I can’t wait for her and Damien to be in a Games video again so she can show him how much better she has gotten!!
(sidenote- Have yall noticed how Angela has been showing a lot more interest in video games and such? she seems to be getting GENUINELY interested! it’s so cool to watch!)
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I am literally begging for someone to dress as Taylor Swift's Private Jet at the Met Gala this year. I want her so mad she cries blood.
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So I joined bumble because fuck it I haven’t been on a date in literal years and I kid you fucking not, I’m not even an hour in and I think I’ve met the guy 😭
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Interviewed for a job at a local library today because I’m in my slow era and if I’m being completely honest it’s always been my ultimate dream
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god I really want ted lasso to be one of the straight-bait shows because what a POWERMOVE would it be to have a show about FOOTBALL (!!!!) suddenly reveal that half the characters were queer all along after straight people felt entitled to the show being for and about them this long just bc football is such a heteropatriarchal institution
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I have been struggling to draw for like 3 hours and so far all I have done is draw like. 2 misshapen hands
artist's block can suck my entire dick
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