#please wash your hands

[desertwaterwitch]

Hate living in a home that has people who don’t clean that often. I am always sick as a spoonie and I get even worse because nobody cleans.

I can clean sometimes when I have the energy, but it’s usually just my room and bathroom. I cannot clean the entire two story house.

I’m the only one who really washes their hands, and when the others do, it’s for two seconds and usually with no soap.

I’ve brought up hand washing so many times throughout the years, but it never changes. I swear I’m gonna have to bring hand sanitizer with me everywhere now.

I even had to tell them that my bathroom is only for me because I can’t handle that they don’t wash their hands.

Also apparently telling someone to “please wash your hands” because they just used the bathroom, is offensive. At least at my house. 😭

#hygiene #please wash your hands #wash your hands #hand sanitizer #Spoonie #chronically ill #disabled #actually disabled #chronic illness

[madamemachikonew]

Naur, not me getting hit on by a charming and well dressed guy only for him to have dirty ass fingernails (not from doing a manual job, just plain old dirty). 😭

I stg every time I’m tempted to emerge from my celibacy cocoon I’m reminded why I chose it in the first place.

Why are men like this?

#Yay celibacy #Celibacy #Please wash your hands #We literally had hand washing tutorials like 3 years ago lol #Someone missed the memo #My 2D husbands would never

[van-goghs-smoking-skull]

Sometimes the internet works in mysterious ways. Get some cowardly and unoriginal anon 'Ask' to kill yourself and 17 new posts on your dashboard, most of which boil down to I love you, don't listen to haters, or don't kill yourself. Even if I was the sort to simply do as any internet rando told me to do, I'd still have more instructions to live than die. Not to mention, the people saying 'live' have the courage to let their blog urls be attached to the message. Funny how that all stacks up

Sad angy jerks: 0

People with good hearts and some sense: 14

#if I had to guess #it's probably that silly hater #that's all about checking in people's pants before they can use public bathrooms #and who still can't quite comprehend what to do in bathrooms #pro-tip: leave human waste in the toilet. wipe. then flush #please wash your hands

[queenimmadolla]

i’m a firm believer that Lisa Swallows did nothing wrong….but she murdered someone, buried someone, changed her pad, in that order—and never washed her hands bc the blood from the murder was still on her fingers when she was EATING CHIPS and hanging with her dad on the couch.

girl. no wonder the Creature was handing her soap in the dream sequence, AND SHE STILL COULDNT TAKE THE HINT!

#girl please wash your hands when you touch gross stuff #lisa frankenstein #lisa swallows

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)

#lay rambles #my ocs #oc: liam hawke #oc: lilian hawke #both my hawkes are very social w their friends but i love comparing their boundaries around it #theres variation in rules for specific ppl with both of them ofc but theres still general differences #with liam its all very open and everyone can p much come and go whenever #they dont get extra keys (theyll get lost and he doesnt want randos finding them lol) but they know where to find the spare key #and bodhan and sandal and orana know to let them in whenever #hes very lenient in this this regard but he does have rules abt what he does and doesnt want them to do #mostly its about not making too much of a mess lol bc liam prefers to clean himself #(he doesnt trust the crew with his household and also he has particular ways of doing things and Hates when theyre done differently) #so things like keep your dirty garb at the entrance dont cook by yourselves (this was banned after they did it one (1) time lol) etc #also no fucking allowed. do that somewhere else for the love of the maker he does NOT want to walk into that in his own house #(and it also comes back to liam not trusting them with cleaning but also Not wanting to clean that up lol) #also he is not fond of them going into his room uninvited. most of the house is chill but that is *his* space #he accommodates these rules by e.g. having spare slippers and a little washing basin in the entrance hall for dirty shoes/feet #always makes sure to have snacks in stock that he knows they like #food will have notes abt what to leave for leandra/orana/etc but otherwise food is prepared with his friends in mind #and in general he'll make sure to adjust the space/routine in little ways to accommodate them #(air out when fen isnt there cus he doesnt like drafts; keep curtains open cus anders prefers open spaces; etc) #lilian on the other hand doesnt like when her friends come into the estate without a heads up (cept for emergencies) #but once they have her 'ok' its basically mi casa es su casa #dont yknow. overdo it and get too rowdy but otherwise do whatever #however. she also expects everyone to clean up after themselves. she aint here to play maid and youre all adults #also liam has a general 'please try to not be too wild when leandra is here' and lilian doesnt #not cos she doesnt care but cos leandra is bothered by sth she can speak up herself #oh and lilian uses the basement space as temporary refuge for anyone who needs it (mostly escaped mages) #also side note: both offered gamlen to stay but he refused (out of pride/remorse) #...this got long and i ran out of tag space lmfao so this is it for now xD

[khihi]

list of things JO have caused controversies over so far:

weak salt

bolognaise risotto

where does the washing machine go

how do you eat kiwis

#i Know i'm forgetting something here #please add/remind me #joker out #i thought maybe also washing your hands with dish soap but like. that was really just a bojan thing

[91divoc]

drawing everything but references. James pissed Edward off because he keeps complaining about needing to wash the coal dust off his hand.

#ttte #thomas and friends #ttte humanized #ttte human au #ttte edward #ttte james #ttte thomas #“edward please-” #“for the last time no i will not pull the car over just so you can wash your hand” #thomas is having to put up with their bullshit

[vicisbookishblog]

Manifesting a bit early because I can't watch F1 today... 🥲🥺

Also manifesting for myself because I have an exam in a few hours that will decide if I can continue studying. 🤡 (Drittversuch wuhuuuuu)

I will get drunk after that so please Ferrari don't fuck it up, McLaren do your best and let's see the Honey Bagder smile. And to the rest of my favs all the best too. (It's hard if you like so many drivers 😂)

#f1 #vicisf1adventures #formula 1 #formula one #charles leclerc #ferrari #carlos sainz #red tractors for the win #please mclaren give it all #ferrari if you fuck it up i hope all your sleeves will get wet while washing your hands #brazil gp 2023 #mclaren #lando norris #oscar piastri

[rotten-carcass]

suggestive Content ahead

Some nudity and blood

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A successful hunt always get's R'kathei-de a bit riled up.

#Yautja #Predator #Yautja oc #OC #Alien #Yautja x reader #yautja x human #alien vs predator #Avp #Suggestive #Tw blood #yautja boyfriend #Monster boy friend #My art #R'kathei-de #Pluto #Sir please wash your hands before engaging in this kind of activity #That isn't plutos blood btw #They're fine i swear

[xhanisai]

The Claw design has grown on me but I love Emodrien. But you cannot tell me that OG Adrien wouldn't be able to break Emodrien like a twig, even if he may be apologizing for it

If Emodrien can't be broken by baby August, let alone OG Adrien, then he's not worthy of the emo title

#my asks #ml spoilers #ml paris special #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug and chat noir #adrien agreste #emodrien #i want him to be easily breakable by the most stupidest things PLEASE #like maybe you wash your hands and then you spray the residue water at his face by shaking your hands #and that's enough to make him screech and cry

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Brazilian Grand Prix - Mark Webber

#i thought mark deserved some gifs as well bcs even tho he won the race all the focus was on jense haha #the worst was when he got up to stand on top of his car and celebrate and then the feed instantly cut to jense pulling into parc ferme ;; #mark wins his 2nd gp and gets like probably a minute of podium footage LMAO #anyways i like the third gif bcs he looks like in a video game where the character's expression glitched #mark please talk with your hands more cmon i know you love it #the two moments where his hands are in frame absolutely had to be included(dedicated to dru hehehe) #(as always: my god the lighting in these pressers is absolutely horrible) #(it just makes everyone look so washed out and ghoulish LMAO) #(i said this before but still it astounds me. every time before i recolor them im like '...wait do i rly find this guy attractive?') #also i meant to finish this season during summer break but ran out of time!! so ig AD will be next week? #i could do it but like i dont wanna clash w zandvoort and ik its a podium i will rly like too so i dont wanna rush it #but ughhhhhh why does f1 coming back from break have to coincide with my school coming back from break #mark webber #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #2009 brazilian gp

[distant-screaming]

Pee hand bfs real in every universe

#sighs. wash your hands. please #insert pran dot mp4 #our skyy 2 x my school president #our skyy 2 #msp #my school president the series #my school president #soundwin #sound x win #distant screaming screams into the void

[lostcryptids]

every time i watch a movie and the guys pee in the urinal and just walk out............

#no washing hands? guys please youre making me sick

[gaytheropods]

I would start asking men if they wash their hands after using the men's room prior to shaking hands if it wouldn't get me on bad terms with every cis man on earth

#too many people walking out without washing their hands after using a urinal. gross shit #I know first hand that urinals are a pain to clean and really are just never clean (used to be a janitor) #and I dont gaf if you didn't touch anything in the bathroom bc you opened the door and that's enough to warrant a hand wash #also just.... #regularly washing your hands didn't hurt anyone #actually I'm getting off topic but can we ban urinals forever please #lizard screaming

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Legend sighed as he rolled up his sleeve after sitting down beside Warriors. “Charge said you can give flu shots, so I need you to do mine.”

“Cutting it a little close, aren’t you?” Wars asked as he stood to grab supplies. “Due date is like three days from now.”

“Yeah, that’s why I’m sitting here,” Legend said emphatically, rolling his eyes.

Sky smirked and leaned on the desk. “Do you want me to hold your hand?”

Legend snorted. “Yeah, sure, with Wars doing it he’ll probably miss and hit the joint and I’ll lose my whole arm or something.”

“Sounds like you’re putting a lot of faith in me,” Warriors called from the medication room.

”He says you’re the best nurse he’s ever seen,” Sky called back helpfully.

Legend spluttered, “Sky—I SAID YOU SUCK, WARS!”

“All I hear is your praise and accolades.”

“Good grief I hate you,” Legend groaned as his friend returned with the supplies in hand.

Sky chuckled as Warriors cleansed the site on the travel nurse’s arm with an alcohol swab.

“All right, little poke,” Wars warned before inserting the needle.

Legend trilled his lips in defiance. He opened his mouth as if to say he wasn’t bothered, but then Warriors started pushing the fluid into his muscle and his face twisted. “Please, that’s nothi—YEOUCH!”

Sky busted out laughing. Then he reached out to his friend. “You sure you don’t want that hand to hold now?”

“Shut up!”

#lu in healthcare #sassy Sky #If I have to suffer then Legend has to suffer #Me right before I get my flu shot: Pff PLEASE this is FINE #Me internally as I’m getting my flu shot: GOOD LORD THAT HURT #breaking my halfway hiatus to say get your flu shot #my hospitals are getting flooded and so is Hyrule Hospital #wash your hands! :) #two days after my flu shot and my arm still hurts UGH #linkeduniverse #linked universe #lu legend #lu warriors #lu sky

[ct-7567]

bro why do guys want to greet you in the bathroom im like okay cishets wanna be threatened by ME? in the bathroom but then theyre at the urinal with their dicks in their hands goin WHATS UPPPPP BRO 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

#just stop talking to ppl in the bathroom. stop answering your fucking phone in the bathroom #AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE START WASHING YOUR HANDS 😵😵😵