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csilla-nocturine · 2 days
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Modern AU, or even the cast just making it to modern times:
Hua Cheng gets really into photography along with his other artistic pursuits, and of course a certain Gege is his favorite model. Shit hits the fan when Fengqing accidentally stumble on the results of a very racy photo shoot.
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cheeseanonioncrisps · 2 months
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A murder mystery film set in a medieval village. After an outbreak of plague, the villagers make the decision to shut their borders so as to protect the disease from spreading (see the real life case of the village of Eyam). As the disease decimates the population, however, some bodies start showing up that very obviously were not killed by plague.
Since nobody has been in or out since the outbreak began, the killer has to be somebody in the local community.
The village constable (who is essentially just Some Guy, because being a medieval constable was a bit like getting jury duty, if jury duty gave you the power to arrest people) struggles to investigate the crime without exposing himself to the disease, and to maintain order as the plague-stricken villagers begin to turn on each other.
The killer strikes repeatedly, seemingly taking advantage of the empty streets and forced isolation to strike without witnesses. As with any other murder mystery, the audience is given exactly the same information to solve the crime as the detective.
Except, that is, whenever another character is killed, at which point we cut to the present day where said character's remains are being carefully examined by a team of modern archaeologists and historians who are also trying to figure out why so many of the people in this plague-pit died from blunt force trauma.
The archaeologists and historians, btw, are real experts who haven't been allowed to read the script. The filmmakers just give them a model of the victim's remains, along with some artefacts, and they have to treat it like a real case and give their real opinion on how they think this person died.
We then cut back to the past, where the constable is trying to do the same thing. Unlike the archaeologists, he doesn't have the advantage of modern tech and medical knowledge to examine the body, but he does have a more complete crime scene (since certain clues obviously wouldn't survive to be dug up in the modern day) and personal knowledge from having probably known the victim.
The audience then gets a more complete picture than either group, and an insight into both the strengths and limits of modern archaeology, explaining what we can and can't learn from studying a person's remains.
At the end of the film, after the killer is revealed and the main plot is resolved, we then get to see the archaeologists get shown the actual scenes where their 'victims' were killed, so they can see how well their conclusions match up with what 'really' happened.
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portraitoftheoddity · 11 months
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Post-July, Wolfwood tracks down Amnesiac!Vash living as Eriks and says 'you know what, fuck it, this is fine' and just settles down in the town as the local undertaker/holy man (he's terrible at it, but it's a small enough town that no one can afford to be terribly picky about these things) to keep an eye out for any bounty hunters who might get funny ideas and interrupt the only peace Vash has probably had in the last 150 years.
It's the first time Wolfwood's had anything close to a 'normal' life since he left the orphanage, even if he insists it's just a job (that he assigned himself, with no pay, and no end in sight), and it's... actually kind of nice. Maybe. Boring, but he's gone long enough without having to chug a vial of the serum that he can almost forget what it tasted like, and the kids here are kinda cute and not too spooked by the preacher man in black, and when Eriks smiles it looks real.
Everything is fine.
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ramorazinn · 4 months
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My brain does not work well with most social media, especially video like TikTok. But do you know what I would watch religiously?
Jamie Tartt's "Roy Kent Swears at Things" channel.
Pundit shows. Traffic. Match footage. Books. Bake-Off. Other people. Recipes that do not turn out like Nigella said they would. Grocery prices, because Roy grew up poor, and despite the fact that he has no problem dropping a wad of cash or a gold watch to catch a ride, it mortally offends him that his favorite snack no longer costs 50p.
Surreptitious shots are easy because of Jamie's complete inability to sit like a normal person — Roy never notices the camera's pointed at him. Plus, when Roy really gets going, Jamie can film him flat-out like a fan on the street, he's so distracted.
But the best ones are just Jamie, camera pointed at his own face, stifling laughter (you know, a la 03x02, Trent's locker room intro), while the dulcet tones of Roy hollering things like "WHAT THE FUCK D'YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING DOING, YOU FUCKFACE FUCKING CUNT" come from the background.
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asukaskerian · 3 months
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silliest svsss x daemon AU
SQQ: so it turns out. the reason! noboday said jack shit! about my daemon not being the original goods's daemon was, ONCE AGAIN, your flawless clusterfuck of a worldbuilding!!
SQH: isn't it good that nobody said a thing when shen jiu's huli jing became the fattest lap cat in the world? like, you're welcome, broseph.
SQQ: D:< it is not.
SQH: no but you don't see my vision here, cultivators are supposed to cultivate AGAINST THE HEAVENS i.e. their own normal boring pedestrian destiny, so the "yeah you settle into who you are age twelve and never change again" thing is just, pshh, pass, and you kept bitching about bottlenecks being supposed to be dangerous, so i made them dangerous!
SQQ: FIRST OF ALL
SQH: yes? :3
SQQ: first of all, you duck-dicked plagiristic fuck, don't pretend i can't tell you gave them pokemon evolutions.
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To get Shen Jiu to stop fighting off the qi deviation the system allows him to see how PIDW goes and gives him a choice, either go back and live that life or die and transmigrate into another world. A world where he'll be born with the highest potential as a cultivator and the highest pedigree. Shen Jiu chooses to leave. And he transmigrates into a noble child with great cultivation potential. Except it's Wen Ruohan's secret child and it's the end of the Sun Shot Campaign. Because Jiang Cheng is a tofu hearted person, Shen Jiu ends up at Lotus Pier where he becomes Jiang Cheng's most standoffish disciple because Shen Jiu knows young masters, Jiang Cheng might not be an absolute monster like Young Master Qiu but deep down they're all the same. So he waits for Jiang Cheng to show his hand, to drop his act. Except Jiang Cheng doesn't, he yells, he commands, he's arrogant as fuck but even when Shen Jiu riles him up, even when Shen Jiu drops hot soup over him ruining his second-best set of robes. Jiang Cheng screams at him but he doesn't hit him. Even after his political-nightmare of an unstable SIC runs off, he still supports him behind the scenes. Shen Jiu is a bit obsessed with this guy.After Shen Jiu bullies a younger disciple and Jiang Cheng picks him up slams him against the wall and tells him, that he's going to have to find another sect, if he thinks this kind of behaviour will be tolerated. Shen Jiu decides that if Wei Wuxian doesn't want to be SIC, it's high time the position went to someone qualified. Shen Jiu, youngest shidi of Yunmeng Jiang (and former SIC of Cang Qiong) is the man for the job.
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torturedpoetemotions · 2 months
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Devastating plotbunny that I will not write because I don't want to cry: Nandor goes through with his Super Slumber. Guillermo still doesn't leave him. He lives his life in the Staten Island home, and he talks to Nandor every night. Nandor dreams of his voice telling him about his life. When he wakes up, it's to photo albums and journals and a goodbye letter. Only then does Nandor realize the real, lasting love he sought so fruitlessly was there by his side all along.
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amarriageoftrueminds · 9 months
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AU idea: 
Steve & Bucky meeting when Steve is the preposterously-Hot Guy that Bucky's douchebag (soon-to-be-ex) boyfriend Brock brings back to their apartment, one day, thinking Bucky is at work (but he's actually home sick).
Bucky interrupts before anything can happen (though Steve was already having second thoughts, noticing what looks like couples photos around the place). 
Steve also can’t help noticing, despite him being ill, how hot Bucky is and how sweet-natured; how well he behaves, given what he's just walked in on. 
So, feeling guilty, Steve goes back to that apartment to apologise, later that week, to find out that Bucky is now single and living there alone. 👀 
Bucky accepts his apology. They become ...Friendly.
And keep bumping into each other (cuz it turns out, being Brock's Type = having a bunch of interests in common!) 
So Bucky is totally oblivious to the real reason why Steve is so nice to him all the time (assuming it’s just guilt / relief that Bucky is okay with him.)
And all Bucky’s exasperated friends are just like 🤨 James. Are you Blind.
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maxibabey · 2 months
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Hello! My name is Max, im 21 years old. I’ve been roleplaying for about 9 years. Have lots of experience and try to put detail into every message. I’m looking for long term role at partners. I only do doubles. I will list below the fandoms I roleplay.
- one direction
- five seconds of summer
- supernatural
- stranger things
- euphoria
- greys anatomy
- fear street
- shameless
I’m also open to
- Pete Davidson
- Colson baker (machine gun Kelly)
- yungblud
Like this post, or dm me. I roleplay on discord and kik.
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cellythefloshie · 1 year
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Okay, but an AU where Pytor is like a russian prince come to America or something and Andrei is his bodyguard. 
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ivyadrena · 1 year
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my kingdom for a demon slayer prompt fill ;-;
it’s very “for want of a nail,” probably renkaza bc i’m a slut for it, but
Akaza saves Ubuyashiki Amane (and/or some of the kids), and it changes everything.
It starts when Amane’s bridal procession is attacked by sword-wielding bandits. Akaza happens to be in the area and ends up tearing his way through any attackers that approach the carriage.
Amane’s cautious but politely converses with the extremely dangerous Upper Moon. Akaza’s oddly docile around her and any female attendants, but he dropkicks the head clean off a bandit without hesitation.
She doesn’t mention it when he makes an effort to aim the blood spray away from her.
He watches from a distance until guards arrive, then follows at a distance until it’s clear she’ll reach her destination safely.
When she arrives, it’s to her new husband’s prophetic dream of a demon unchained and hope for the future.
Later on, she’s heavily pregnant and on the way to the Butterfly Estate for a checkup. There’s another attack and the fighting causes her to go into labor early.
Then Kyojuro arrives, having been sent as backup, only to discover a bloodbath and Upper Moon Three... acting as a midwife?
Peak “wtf the baby/twins were delivered by a demon and he didn’t even eat anyone” chaos.
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csilla-nocturine · 1 month
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AU where Wu Ming isn't dispersed, and Xie Lian just runs off with him.
Centuries later no one knows what has happened to Xie Lian, at this point most people think he has to be dead by now one way or another. Feng Xin and Mu Qing are sent on a mission to Tonglu, and discover the cave of 10,000 gods. Because Hualian(Wulian?) were already together this time the statues are different, and all of Xie Lian statues already have their Hua Cheng statues.
And this is how Fengqing learn their former employer has run off and eloped with the ghost of that fucking kid!
Happy Valentines Day everyone!
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gokuma · 8 months
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Okay, but do you think an Amica or Conjunx bond changes anything about a mech's spark? Can you actually TELL the mech is bonded?
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE COOL, RIGHT? RIGHT???
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derangedthots · 1 year
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what if hotd+greek myth+magic fusion universe where jaceluke is married but while luke is away on one of his voyages across the narrow sea, aemond shapeshifts into luke a day ahead of his return to the keep and fucks jace. this is meant to parallel zeus's r*pe of alkmene in which she later gave birth to heracles so imagine jace realizes what happened when luke arrives the next day(they fuck too obv, luke is Very enthusiastic abt coming home to his jace) but he chooses to keep it quiet bc the blacks+greens have a delicate balance rn and luke WILL kill aemond if discovers what he did. only...jace finds out he's pregnant a month later and the identity of the real father is inconclusive
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ramorazinn · 4 months
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I just have this mental image of post-S3 Roy reluctantly calling the Diamond Dogs and gritting out something super informative like "My boyfriend... wants... something."
And Beard and Will know everything because... Beard is omniscient and Will is a boot room stalker, so they nod, and Nate has, like, a lightbulb moment and gets it immediately, and Trent – have you seen that post about how Trent is Jane Goodall and Jamie is the ape he's studying? – is just thinking oh finally and getting out his mental notepad. (I refuse to believe he wasn't invited back for another book, sorry.)
But Higgins is a moment behind. And he gags, like he does. And he asks, "You have a boyfriend?" And he lowers his voice, and he asks, "Have you... told Jamie?"
And Roy continues to stare at the wall or whatever, but everyone else turns to look at Higgins. And there's a beat. And then Higgins goes, "Ohhhhhhh," like he does.
(Yeah and then I got nothing. I'm supposed to be working.)
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asukaskerian · 2 months
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svsss plotbunny i have no idea what to do with atm
modern, college AU (possibly with magic, whatever)
how people see luo binghe when he strolls by with his seven girlfriends: a chad living the dream / a misogynist playing those poor pick-me girls against each other / a god of sex / a poseur / etc etc etc
how liu mingyan, sha hualing, little palace mistress etc see lbh : face down and ass up on her strap as he whines that his boy crush won't notice him.
he's not the harem master, he's the lesbian poly tangle's boytoy! so misunderstood ;_;
(liu mingyan: oh, that guy! he's dating my brother. lbh: D': ???????? lmy: not that he knows he's dating my brother, mind.)
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