#pls don’t take me seriously

[11ratsinatrenchcoat]

Alright I’m having a thought, warning rn ⚠️ possible HONKAI STAR RAIL SPOILERS ⚠️ for end of Jarilo-VI main quest line.

So.. Sampo? I would bet five whole American dollars that he’s one of the whatchamacallits (Stellaron hunters?) with Kafka and Silverwolf. I mean SERIOUSLY he showed up at all the relevant plot points with startling accuracy, and with that whole cutscene with him and the tv screen it makes me think he was following ‘Elio’s script’ Kafka and Silverwolf reference in the beginning of the game, and the tv screen could be a nod to the theatrical elements that following the script would imply.

Don’t take me too seriously tho I haven’t done much lore diving, and have only just finished Jarilo-VI 🫣

#honkai star rail #hoyolab #hoyoverse #sampo koski #honkai star rail spoilers #theory #pls don’t take me seriously #I’ve been rotating that cutscene in my brain like it’s a frickin microwave #WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SAMPO #putting on my conspiracy theory hat

[rhiannons-bird]

#*based purely on personal observations #i’m just being silly pls don’t take this too seriously #also yes these all apply to me #chronic illness #bisexual #neurodivergence #meme #hypermobility #adhd #autism #handshake

[milf-propaganda]

😂 Happy Mother's Day!!!💐 -🧚🏾‍♀️

😋😋 thank u baby <333

#ask #anon #pls don’t take me seriously #🧚🏾‍♀️

[krasytoonz]

Everytime I draw Frank’s hair I keep on having the Urge to just Doodle him with the Classic 2000 emo hairstyle

#welcome home gangster au #joke au pls don’t take it seriously #Fr4nk running away everytime Edd just grabs his Very pink comb to brush his hair #thinking about it makes me laugh because Just Imagine Eddie chasing him down the streets #DRIVING HIS VAN AND CHASING FR4NK just to brush his hair #welcome home puppet show #welcome home #krasytoonz #welcome home fanart #welcome home project #welcome h #welcomeH #welcome home arg #fanart #art #welcome home art #doodle #welcome home doodle #frank x Eddie #eddie x frank #frankly dear

[hasello]

Don’t know if this was asked or if you have already answered it but what are the ages difference /age groups of the turtles in the cousins au?

I did make a post with some info about the AU, it’s linked in the pinned post if you wanna learn even more! Here’s the age chart, tho 😊

ALTHOUGH ⬇️

TO BE HONEST It’s a tricky question, cause even tho I totally like the bigger age gaps when they’re younger, I honestly don’t know if I like it when they’re older, cause it would make Orange 15 and the oldest turtles like 24 which is just 🥹 THEY’RE OLD, my kids are old

And this au is mostly just for fun, never planned any big story with it, but I do want it to make at least some sense SO, maybe I’ll figure it out at some point.

For now, I don’t know if I should go with some excuse like: the fact that they’re still from different dimensions somehow made the time work different and as teens they’re not THAT apart in age? Maybe they haven’t a seen each other for like a year, but in other dimensions it was more years?? Idk lmao

…or maybe I should just suck it up and let my boys grow 😭 IDK honestly, what do y’all think?

#tmnt #cousins au #hamato family #ASK #and I shall try to answer #i’m rambling #BUT it’s been bugging me a little actually #don’t take this au too seriously pls 😭

[starrylevi]

🌺 🌺 🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺Levi takes up gardening after the war. It’s soothing, I suppose, is what he says. He looks SO cute with his little gardening gloves paired with the sun hat you got him last summer. You tell him this and he can’t help but roll his eyes although it’s accompanied by a small smile. He names the prettiest flower in his backyard after you and plants them throughout, making him feel closer to you though he might not divulge that information. Levi plants anything you want, and even teaches you how to garden, demonstrating the steps with a pot in his lap. He’ll take note of your favorite smells and search for seeds of flowers that have similar scents. Levi will tell you shyly, with a hint of blush, that you’re the best part of this garden as you’re his favorite living and breathing flower. It’s a privilege to act as your sun and rain, he thinks. He’s been so lucky to be the one you chose for yourself; to shower you with warmth and affection, to watch you grow and share your beauty. Yes, you’re his favorite flower; his favorite to water, to smell, and to admire. He’ll always be there to pick up your petals and nurse you back to health. You are his blessing after a cursed war and as such, he’ll never let you wilt, not if he can help it.

🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺

#because I couldn’t stop thinking about levi gardening and being so at peace like !!! #pls just imagine him with his little hat and gloves he would be the cutest he’d take it very seriously #his little hobby besides tea #but don’t mind me it’s just really serene for me to think about him that way #levi #levi ackerman #levi aot #levi x reader #levi x you #levi ackerman x reader #levi ackerman x you #levi x y/n #levi drabble #levi headcanons #levi fluff #postwar!levi #levi hcs #Levi x reader #manda writes

[juniperhillpatient]

a very stupid post that came to my brain & demanded to be edited

#azula #tyzula #Chanzula #I guess 😂 #Zuko #atla #shit posting #this is sooo not trying to step into any discourse pls don’t be weird or take this more seriously than the shit post it is thanks #it just came to me & was funny in my head #couldn’t decide if it should be Mai or Zuko on Twitter #but i can see Zuko more getting worked up Mai is too idgaf idk 😂

[chai-berries]

taking abby to forks, washington and she’s like “why” and you’re like “the greatest movie was shot here before the apocalypse” and she’s intrigued so she asks you what one and you say “twilight of course” and she threatens to push you off the cliff for tricking her like that

#washington locals hating on my jokes #meanwhile all my pnw friends have been planning their forks trips since 2008 #abby anderson x reader #abby brainrot era #mads’ headcanons #pls don’t take this seriously #this is what a realistic relationship with me is like

[bakubunny]

sub/switch shigaraki thoughts. mostly a shitpost.

mention of eraserdust ship, mommy/daddy kink, f!reader

it’s gonna take shigaraki a while to get there, but i definitely see him as the type to use kink as a way of processing and healing from trauma. (in a healthy, safe dynamic with consent, there’s nothing wrong with that.)

babyboy has so much hurt and fucked up shit in his head, and he needs the loving guidance he never got as a kid before or after his family died. call me crazy, but this is (not so) secretly the reason why i’m not inherently opposed to the eraser(mic)dust ship.

i see shiggy as someone who would rather die than admit it, but he’s got a mommy/daddy kink. like a massive one. he talks big game and wants to be in control and can be dominant, but deep down, he’s a scared little boy who wants to be loved and cared for. he just doesn’t understand why. he’d absolutely hate being treated softly because it makes him feel things, but it’s what he needs. desperately.

last bit of brainrot: i’m lowkey daydreaming abt eraserdust x switch!reader. bc it just fits all the shit i just spewed. daddy!aizawa, mommy/sub!reader, sub!shiggy who finally gets the love he was deprived as he relearns how to exist.

ugh it just hits so hard. 🫠 i wanna baby him and let him snuggle into me but also… y’all know the rest we’ve been over it before.

#don’t take this too seriously #ignore me pls #this might get deleted #shitpost #bunny rambles #bakubunny #shigaraki tomura #aizawa shouta #eraserdust #eraserdust x reader #bnha x reader #smut hcs #f!reader #tw daddy kink #tw mommy kink

[querenciasturniolo]

y’all it’s time i come clean.

i’m one of the triplets, have fun guessing which one.

#el rambles #sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #i am absolutely joking pls don’t take me seriously

[novatraveler-s-archives]

Unpopular opinion

Same character

Different font

#transformers #maccadam #mtmte #humor #idw #overlord #tf overlord #dio #dio brando #jjba #jjba memes #pls don’t take this seriously #pls don’t kill me #it’s a joke

[rainybraindays]

Seeing people call book Colin abusive and being like "he had no reason to be so mad about Whistledown )):" and like...yeah he kinda did?

Whistledown may notbe as bad in the books but she is in everyones business still, shes spreading gossip, and people do have a desire to find her. Hes afraid of what happens when they do. Because hes right, Cressida, to most people is the more pleasing option because shes popular but not liked and conventionally attractive and people will more easily shrug it off. They'll still be mad but they'll consider it par for the course with her and move on. Some may not even believe her, like Lady Danbury but if no one else comes forward they've no reason to think otherwise.

Penelope, short, chubby, unimportant to most everyone Penelope? That will piss them off. She doesn't have the social capital to keep herself from being ostracized, people will be pissed this person they look down on, a spinster, someone who never even talks, had such control over their lives.

Colins worried, he says it himself, about this, about he risks shes been taking for over a decade. Hes jealous she's found something thats her and he feels like he hasn't done the sames. Hes mad hes been lied to, feels like hes been made fun of with his Eloise theory, but most of all hes in love and hes frightened by the prospect of what could have happened to her. By what still could happen to her if she was found out.

The other scene also often quoted as Colin being abusive is him grabbing her arm at their engagement ball.

Do you remember what happened in that scene?

An issue of Whistledown is distributed midball, the one that ends up giving Cressida enough to blackmail her mind you, the one Colin had asked her not to publish and thought she had agreed not to. Penelopes inner dialog tells us this wasn't planned. She'd planned it for a different ball, so she can enjoy hers, she knows Colins going to be mad, and I bet you she doesn't want to argue on their happy day. Colin grabbing her, while done in anger, has always read to me less as some rage fueled behavior with no thought, but as a way to keep her from trying to sip away. He knows she doesn’t wana have this argument again. He likely doesn't even want to have this argument, but he knows they have to.

People often view this scenes as Colin being physically aggressive and this unbelievabley abusive person. They look at this, and have been yowling about how he treats her so unfairly. This fandon is horrible about not looking at the entire scene. The carriage scene has them arguing, Penelope bites back at him just as much as he snaps at her. Their engament ball fight leads to their first night together. This is them seeing each other at their worst. And in the end they still choose wach other

His anger isn't entirely jealous like some try to paint it. Theres genuine worry, hes afraid for her he says so himself. People keep saying how Penelope is afraid of him but shes not thats made clear several times. She's more afraid of them arguing because she thinks that it'll be enough to make him not choose her.

These arguments are necessary. They help Colin see her as a whole person, it helps him solidify that his feelings are as deep as he thinks. It helps Penelope see him as a whole person as well not just the man shes been crushing on her whole life, which she mentions in the book. It shows that they can get through the big issues in their relationship without falling apart.

And remember Cressida blackmails Penelope. Very much one of the things Colin was afraid of. The only reason he can do the big reveal is because its after they're married, and he tells Anthony and Simon whats happening beforehand. She has far more social capital as a Bridgerton wife than she ever did as a Featherington daughter

Should Colin have grabbed her? Maybe not, but I don't think thats enough to label him as an abusive asshole unworthy of love. You don’t always make the best decision, but one slip, especially one so minor as grabbing your partner so they can't slip away before you get to talk to them about a issue you know they won't like talking about, does not make you horribly abusive like some of you suggest.

And another related side note, a huge thing i see ALL the time, is how Colin's anger comes out of nowhere.

"ooooh in the other books colin doesn't have an angry bone in his body, hes so nice and relaxed, how could Quinn write him as such an ass in his own."

A temper not often showing is not the same as it not existing. When he says he wouldn't marry Penelope in the books? Very much an angry scene. Hes being teased after having her pushed on him by his mother, and hes tired of it and snaps aggressively to make it stop. Colin has always had a temper, it just wasn't nearly as important to the other books thus not explored. I know he says in the book how he doesn't think he has one, but we also tend to push away traits we view as negative when thinking on ourselves.

Anyway, please remember that Show Colin is going to have the worst reaction to the Whistledown reveal, as said by the cast themselves, and I'm kinda living for it.

#rainy talks #sorry on my soapbox again #i think I may marry the thing at this point #but seriously if you look at this and call it abusive #but then gush about Anthony who's a massive dick his entire book with some troubling moments #or Benedict “I'm going to find a more acceptable wife but until them pls let me fuck you” Bridgerton who's more than a little pushy #i don’t rlly take you seriously #bridgerton #bridgerton spoilers #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #lady whistledown #polin

[krasytoonz]

Don’t ask what happened during the card incident

#welcome home gangster au #joke au pls don’t take it seriously #howdy vs Wally #my favorite dynamic HAHA #I don’t know why it’s funny to me they’re like Tom and Jerry in gangster au #they haven’t killed each other yet but if given the chance to Howdy will but Wally won’t #because… he lost to… him #there’s many other (dumb) reasons why howdy hates him #though they do get along sometimes (in terms of running from the cops) #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #krasytoonz #welcome home arg #welcome home fanart #welcome home project #fanart #welcome h #welcomeh #wally darling #welcome home Wally #welcome home howdy #howdy pillar #art #welcome home art #shitpost #welcome home au

[pixlokita]

Mayonnaise contains oil and eggs, so you don't need to add as much to your cake. It also tends to make the cake more moist! It won't actually taste like mayo

Hahahshshs gotcha gotcha 👌 I know you can replace ingredients sometimes I just never heard of mayo being used on cake before ! The more you know

#pix answers #I think I did upset someone who reblogged with very sad tags #don’t take me seriously pls … I’m literally the pickiest person in this planet 🙏 #thanks for explaining tho 🦅

[whoredmode]

ok. genuine question and i wanna hear your responses. imagine a hypothetical, standalone saints row game. it can be as connected or disconnected from the canon as you want. the only catch is that you must play as a canon character that is not the boss. think along the lines GooH, but instead of that it’s just. whatever your dream character-specific game is.

who would you want to play as? what would you want the plot of the game to be? specific mechanics? and even though we already have GooH, johnny and kinzie are still acceptable answers for this. you just gotta tell me what you would want the game to be about then.

#i’m looking for indulgent answers have fun with it #i bring this up bc as i’m making canon characters in the srr creator for my AU #it’s just making me feel like i’m playing the shaundi troy pierce etc etc DLC and it’s v funny to me #anyway my answer is sr1 but through lin or troy’s POV. but y’all know that already. #that or my telltale-esque game that takes place over the five years in-between the first two games. following a different character each ep #this is a very lighthearted post pls don’t take it too seriously

[hypmicdaydreams]

hairclips

a/n: based on the merch lol. i did see a lot of fanart of the characters wearing them, so i got a bit inspired~

kuko

he most definitely just cackles, so loud, when he catches you wearing the hairclips with his face on it. oh man, this was too amusing. you actually bought that? and kuko is still too loud in his laughs when you pout and try to defend yourself. they were cute! or maybe a bit creepy.. either way, you just had to get them! his cackles, even when he’s teasing you, bring about butterflies.

but kuko is also a bit cocky. just the tiniest bit. there’s a shit-eating grin that tugs on his feline lips, a pretty shine to his fangs. so you like him that much, eh? wanting to show your support for your boyfriend. well, that’s pretty cute of you. and they did look cute on you! even if he does end up teasing you about it (it’s all in good fun). but hey, they suit you~

jyushi

aw, he gets a little flushed when jyushi catches you wearing his hairclips. there’s a cute ‘eH’ that leaves his lips and a stunned look to him, a pretty warm flush to his cheeks as well. but he’s also mega thrilled, all the more. the mere thought that you love jyushi so much and want to show your support for him moves his tender heart; it’s enough to bring tears to his eyes! (and maybe he does get a bit teary-eyed, being the softie he is).

you look so cute! jyushi would squeal. the way they clip your hair to the side, and he can see your forehead! adorable; even amanda thinks so! there’s definitely a bit of a glimmer in his eyes as jyushi admires you in his hairclips. his heart skips a beat, and he feels all the butterflies. aw, you wanted to wear hairclips of him (even if he whines a bit about how they didn’t make him look good).. they totally should make hairclips of you so jyushi can wear them around too, he thinks. he wants to match you~

hitoya

well, he’s in total disbelief the moment hitoya catches you in hairclips of him. he’s.. staring, that’s for sure. god, you actually bought that? he asks, a bit of an exasperated sigh to him. though i suppose that was more of a rhetorical question than anything. they’re a little hideous and perhaps even on the creepy side (the second thought that goes through his mind is if this can be considered libel against his image lol).

and hitoya doesn’t quite get it when you try to defend yourself and say that it’s cute. cute? he takes another look at them. yeahh.. he doesn’t get that. but, as long as you’re happy, hitoya thinks. and well, maybe he doesn’t quite like to admit, but it definitely moves hitoya a little to know that you love him and simply wanted to show your support. even if it was in the form of ugly hairclips. they even look a little.. cute on you, the way they expose your forehead and clip your hair to the side. not the design though.

#mod rambles #word vomit #hm who do you think sorts out all the merch in the universe? #chuohku? lol #it’d provide great funding though #pls don’t take this seriously lol #kinda want one as much as i think they’re a little weird and ugly lol #kuko x reader #jyushi x reader #hitoya x reader #kuko harai #jyushi aimono #hitoya amaguni #putting it in tags give me sm anxiety omg